While the details are still coming in below, the photos speak for themselves. A school of reapers showed up at the Chelsea vs. Manchester game on Sunday, arriving early to claim a very specific row of seats.
Understandably their appearance caused quite a commotion among the fans who no doubt understand the appearance of a reaper school on a field trip can mean only one of two things. Either:
1. An educational field trip to demonstrate and practice a particular reaper skill, in this case, one would suspect something like the art of the public reap. Or:
2. A diverting field trip in which the students are encouraged to relax, let loose and forget about harvesting souls for a few hours.
In either case, a very dangerous situation. If it’s just a fun field trip, do you really want to see how reapers let loose on their down time?
Yeah I know our resident REAPER here at SOS favours popcorn and a movie – but do we really know what he does with that popcorn? Do you know how many deaths are attributed to popcorn annually? So-called “popcorn deaths?” Personally I now suspect something far more sinister.
And if it’s an educational field trip, ask yourself this. Do you really want to be seated near an ongoing demonstration on How to Perform a Public Reap Undetected? What if this happens to be test day? How many times will each candidate be evaluated? And how many victims would be required to properly assess every one of them?
One thing is clear, this candidate (left) clearly received an “F” grade for this reap. Not only is his victim aware of his approach, but as the Hatter points out, everyone in the stands has been alerted. That Reaper could have very quickly been reaped himself by any number of supernatural operatives.
Or for that matter, any number of other more mundane ways, from a nasty fall on a stray drink can to a mob of angry fans unable to see over his hood.
Stay tuned for more c-reapy details…by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com