This just in – disturbing True Survivor Report from the HATTER (M.T.) documenting his recent brush with a reaper school on a field trip to an English football game.
While the details are still coming in below, the photos speak for themselves. A school of reapers showed up at the Chelsea vs. Manchester game on Sunday, arriving early to claim a very specific row of seats.
Understandably their appearance caused quite a commotion among the fans who no doubt understand the appearance of a reaper school on a field trip can mean only one of two things. Either:
1. An educational field trip to demonstrate and practice a particular reaper skill, in this case, one would suspect something like the art of the public reap. Or:
2. A diverting field trip in which the students are encouraged to relax, let loose and forget about harvesting souls for a few hours.
In either case, a very dangerous situation. If it’s just a fun field trip, do you really want to see how reapers let loose on their down time?
Yeah I know our resident REAPER here at SOS favours popcorn and a movie – but do we really know what he does with that popcorn? Do you know how many deaths are attributed to popcorn annually? So-called “popcorn deaths?” Personally I now suspect something far more sinister.
And if it’s an educational field trip, ask yourself this. Do you really want to be seated near an ongoing demonstration on How to Perform a Public Reap Undetected? What if this happens to be test day? How many times will each candidate be evaluated? And how many victims would be required to properly assess every one of them?
One thing is clear, this candidate (left) clearly received an “F” grade for this reap. Not only is his victim aware of his approach, but as the Hatter points out, everyone in the stands has been alerted. That Reaper could have very quickly been reaped himself by any number of supernatural operatives.
Or for that matter, any number of other more mundane ways, from a nasty fall on a stray drink can to a mob of angry fans unable to see over his hood.
Stay tuned for more c-reapy details…
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Ah, Reaper School! I miss those days, I remember bunking with Raphael and Michael. We had to share with the Angels due to a lab incident. Seth, if you want to know more, ask me. Either here, you could Email me, or even send a post my way on my tips. I’m more then willing to help in your investigation.
Hail The Reaper,
Thanks for keeping on and for recalling your reaper school days. That must have been awkward bunking with angels.
Tell me, what in your opinion would be the purpose of a field trip like this one? And what should one do if one finds oneself seated next to a school of reapers?
Seth
P.S. Thanks for the tips about unicorns on your blog. Definitely informative and has me wondering if I have actually met any. Are there any clues when they’re in human form? Like do they sparkle?
The purpose, might be as stated before, practice. Or perhaps just a nice school outing. Honestly, Reapers aren’t inherently evil, despite popular claims, *Cough* Velanko *Cough* Sorry, I seem to be coming down with a cold. Anywho, some Reapers enjoy sporting events as much as you humans. I mean, really. If you were going around Reaping people all day, wouldn’t you want to unwind with a nice frosty beverage and some football? Not always the case however, like I said, it could be a practice session. I mean think about this, people who do go to sporting events are generally unhealthy, not all but most. Perfect place to practice, especially once you think about injuries alone. You got wrestlers, football players, golfers (Golf club struck by lightning). I mean honestly, people could kick the bucket at any time is any sport. Even the supposedly safe softball. Reapers need to learn, however, I’d say that Reaper, was expelled…
As for tells of unicorns, like Kitsune, they normally forget one specific detail of human anatomy. Such as, silver hair, Horse tails, I met one with hooves of pure silver. If you need more help, I’m always here Seth. Unless a Leprechaun were to appear, then I most likely won’t be here for a bit… They really are my worst enemy.
Leperechauns really
They stole my robes! I went around looking like a naked skeleton for 3 weeks! Luckily, I found a store that still sells Reaper type robes… Walmart truly does have everything. I once found bait for the Loch Ness monster. Those Leprechauns are pure evil…
Not evil just bored they live a long time it gets boring,.you end up doing crazy stuff to entertain yourself. I don’t suppose you know anything about that, do you?
Look at it this way they could have stolen your rib bones too
Ehhh, I did start a small war… Something about Civil rights?
Reaper we’ll work out your leperchaun phobia soon enough but right now there are bigger problems…..like wat happen and why did I wake up somewhere in New York…..and who is this person harassing raven claw?….he’s described as an hooded firgure the cloak is gray and he had some kind of small weapon in his hand no way of knowing facial details so forget it….err and she been feeling pretty bad having symptoms such has: she’ll start to burn up then,she’ll get dizzy, hadaches,her legs will feel weak to the point She’ll stumble, her hands start to shake and feel unsteady, She feels like She might throw up, she’ll be reading then the words start to move in wave like little movments and when She looks up everything’s weird its almost like She was in a dream then it got fuzzy and She was dizzy, and her heart, lungs,and chest will start to hurt like someone is stabbing her,and sometimes her lungs will hurt and she wont be able to breath for a few seconds. Whats going on??? To her she feels like her body is starting to shut down and its scaring her. Her hands feel shakey right now and it makes it kinda hard to type for her……people are getting sick so easily and I’m quite worry if ever…..and I just seem to make things worst why do I get all the bad luck I mean it’s perfectly fine if I fall upstairs and whatnot…..but I already got one god mad at me(ares)….or many……well just an few….let’s see ares,Phobos,kinda Zeus,Persephone,of course hades who can be on his good side(when you find someone let me know),Deimos,melenoe,and now Athena uh yeah let me tell you the story she’s not mad at me just trying to use me as an biological weapon that’s all…..crazy gods here we go it’s was on Halloween my first one on Olympus she kinda saw Percy staring at Annabeth I told her to lighten up and gave her my bestest smile….err this is where it got weird she actually smile back….yes I’m sooo cereal she smile back but then she said “you know we could use your face to beat kronos’s army just plop ya right in front them and you smile we charge and bam we win” she had an crazy look in her eye…..uh maybe Athena smiling equals bad bad idea from her brain…..and then she said “sooo get her”! And she chase after me like I was literly running for my life from an goddess of war….well I got lucky and I hid under the punch table for an good half hour….then ran again….uh but right before she caught up to me I change my form to the animal that signifies me an beautiful swan not an white one but an gold one and flew up to the columns that are in the shape of an omega and then she change into her owl and it was NOT an fun night….NOT one bit….evenutually she got tire and mutter something bout “I’ll get you soon enough” and somewhere along the lines ” too fast for me stupid age is catching up to me”….. I left the first chance I got….man now I gots me the chills you know she could pop up anytime now err(shoulders at the thought)……yeah….let’s just say I’m still sleeping with one eye open tonight…..
Really an cold? Do you need an tissue you seem an bit snotty….
School for reapers nice I also wonder if there’s an school for witches oh wait there is heh and I failed before five minutes in….don’t ask I don’t know how I did it but I’m guessing looking at random words and reading aloud isn’t an good idea heh it’s not like I meant to catch part of the school on fire and…..whatnot….. 😕 my bad….
Heh, you too?
I did the same, but my school was made out of stone, so…
I did get an A on Pyromancy, though.
Hm, I should’ve stopped using Pyromancy that much, though…
I remember the day I blasted my nephew’s arm off, hehehe…
He now has an awesome arm made out of ice-steel, but after some time he switched to an arm made out of dragon-steel, solified anger and fire-orb-liquid. (don’t ask how anger is solified… it’s complicated)
I should probably try to find out what this body is now…
And to think it was my first day and first year 😳 …..heh heh…
Hey I also remember an spell gone bad lets just I made the teacher’s head an frog and keep at that because I also remember get detention and there was an lot of yelling involve too…..but I passed the class even with an little ( a lot) of mishaps…..
We’ll today’s a flop. I failed my pyromancy,my spell casting and water magic
I remember that…. Man, we really have to stop meeting lik that.
YAH YAH YAH !!!!! Halloween alright the most greatest night In the existence of nights…..you know what I’m thinking I’m thinking PARTY……and what am I gonna wear….. 😐 let me think bout that…. When there’s an hole I’ll just patch it up right no biggie I figure it out soon enough……I love this night oh and to make it special there’s an crescent moon nice and spooky just how I like it…..and let’s not forget about PRANKS heh he he mines gonna be AWESOME this year it took me almost five months to scheme,get the stuff,and have all laid out for it….I’m such an genius muh ha ha he….. 😈 😈 😈 and to top it off I’m gonna get video cause it’s one of those pranks where you gotta watch it again and again before you had enough of their faces…..yep everything going according to plan….and let me be the prank master of the year when it all unfolds….
for Halloween I was Cleopatra but u should have seen me after I had my make up on I could barley recognize myself
Ok soo my prank worked and I did get it on video thank you very much and I’m not gonna tell you bout it cause it’s better to watch…..Awwwww crap where did I put the footage this is bad maybe I should clean my desk up a bit or my entire room….uh yeah gimme an sec or two…..maybe an day….or three….huh I swear I put right in the vault in the closet hmmm the only one who knows about that is…..looks like I’m going on an mission retrieve prank proof tape…..uh oh look at all these messages I’m in trouble……I have like almost five hundred of them….ohh I’m gone for however long since Friday and now…..stupid miss idle……look at this place man anybody know an good cleaning service?……and I soo wanted to say “ROLL THE FLIM” or”ACTION”….now all my dreams are crush…..and to think it involved almost everybody on this site heh heh especially some big talkers 😈 😈 😈 …….
What happened… I feel like I have hangover… Did I die again…? Oh god… If I died, Chaos took over… Which explains the mustardy taste… I prefer mayo or hot sauce… Someone answer me…
Chaos here, wanted to apologize for all the trouble. Oh wait, no I didn’t. Good luck jerk-offs.
Did I just black out…? What is going on…
no you didn’t die again you are a reaper reapers don’t die they just see if things are running smoothly in hades
reaper sorry about the mustard thing I kinda don’t want chaos to hunt me down and u know
Well, that wasn’t Hades… That was Niflheim… Norse realm of the dead… Fenrir’s cage… Seems I might be getting close to the Norse…
that was who. who in the wide world is that
It’s too bad chaos didn’t except my offer….but I will have to kill you reaper if you turn chaos again and try to threaten people understand glad I got it through your head…. My soul is somewhere else but my heart is strong and that’s what I’ll ever need for battle….oh oww woah steady there holy crap I feel dizzy can’t stand….my head hurts….so does my Chest….I feel wea….oh ant concentrate ight…..am I ying ight…I mean typing right…I sound babyish it’s not just my typing it’s my speaking….ats oning on….ot a ain…elp me….this is Miss idle I am back….sorry I haven’t been on but there is time for patients and time for wise words….it time for wise words….
scarlett I know how u feel being sick it feels like I want to die my head and stomch hurt so bad
I’m sorry Mary but Scarlett isn’t here at the moment she’ll be gone for a couple of days or possibly an week…..miss idle is here and she wishes to speak….but only with chaos terrible future….sad actually….I do have an warning to all beware of the whispers of darkness death is to come of it…..
which chaos
My dear if I say chaos and not chaos Alpha then you know who I mean….but don’t worry you play an important part too…..
I don’t want an important part I just want a normal life 😡
These people consider you a weapon Mary…they think your going to win a big war for them…your a person…not something you can wield. It’s your choice. Not Velankos, not the Hatters, not even the gods choice. Yours.
im not a weapon I cant do anything ive never even shifted I am so stressed out over this I want to scream
Then let it go Mary, tell them all! Tell them you will not be used! NO ONE CAN HOLD YOU BACK!
reaper that is way easier said then done that’s why my friend died I told her I didn’t want her as my friend anymore the next week she was dead
This is different Mary, you deserve a normal life! You have met me yes? So, while it sucks the full on duck, death is necessary. Think about this, 200 people give or take are born every day. The same amount die every day. If you took away the 200 that died, well, we’d be living in hell. Sure, you’d get to see all your loved ones everyday. But, the world would be filled with garbage, people bumping into each other, fights breaking out constantly, homelessness would be raised exponentially, I guess heres a better way to explain it. IT’D BE NEW JERSEY ALL OVER THE EARTH!
You don’t understand do you when I was given this do you think miss idle was happy? Yes and no I wanted to be normal but knowing I couldn’t I find myself with the luggage of it all and I’m glad to know I can use my gift….if the price was made then except what was gave…. To be left with something more is greater than being left with nothing…..
And as I told before death is not an option your life is control by choices do not head to make your choice no one can say what will go not even the fates….Scarlett will eventually learn that so will everybody else…..
scarlett u don’t understand ive always been picked on because of my increased senses. I cant even use my gift its about as useless as a stick in a sword fight
If you use a stick right you can still win. I was told for years by people I didn’t even know that my life was worthless. I have been persecuted, starved, beaten bloody, killed repeatably, and yet I never give up. you must now choose, life or death for if you try to hide death is all that will find you
Have I not already told Scarlett is not here this is miss idle and you haven’t realized how to use the now haven’t you?
miss idle I have no idea what ur talking about
You feel useless with them but you haven’t really use them correctly have you?
miss idle if u could at least tell me what them is I would stop annoying u
I have no idea what ur talking about I have no them that ur talking about
reaper do u have any idea what miss idle is talking about when she says them
I do not. Choose your destiny Mary. Choose the life YOU want to live. Not the one others do.
reaper I have no idea what u mean and my head is on FREA KING FIRE
Free will the one thing we are forbidden to alter
yes you may choose I wish you good luck may you choose well
what the heck are u talking about
Tar leoten Lunan vosvirken surienta
in English please
I am saying, you don’t have to listen to them. Your life is your life, you want to be normal? I suggest you find a way to BE normal. And take the path.
reaper the thing is I want to be normal but I also don’t want to im so stressed out over this
miss idle can u plz tell me what them is. I want to know why a lot of people are considering me a weapon
Except I’m not there any more, and the queen (short may she reign) of that realm is abroad, So all you’ll find is a bunch of Draugr (Yes like in Skyrim, its Norse for vengeful dead)
Everything will be ok when her blade comes down watch and see children….watch and see…..no more hurting….no more evil….no more sadness….no more of anything…..and an heart that will break through darkness….. Everything will be ok…..
Who is this miss idle
And who is fenrir? I know who I have seen your past,present,and future…..asking questions is dangerous be prepare for the answers…..I’m the one who will save you from your own destruction….do not ask who I am….
An answer must be had you know the laws it must be said I fear you.think I need your help, no my dear it is quite the opposite you need help from me
Ahhh…..I didn’t do this….ahhh ot ain I peaking eird ery weird is hat ood probably nit….green smoke nit good….
You spoke of what was heard….I speak of what is to become….do not blame me I speak of things I do not press them….you know not the difference of the dark and the light…..because there is no difference they are equal and same….you find what you want but it’s not enough to quench the thirst of life….head the warning…. but don’t listen to what I say and you learn nothing that will help later on….except your fate be granted happiness…..denied your fate be granted glory…..which do you chose….
I fight the darkness I seek not destruction but life, I am a servant of the life force and the lord creator. I am a Valier eldest of the Eldar, firstborn Vanir. That is who fenris is
But you knew that already. I seek only one her name is Brigantia, Freya, she once loved me when no others did she did not see another while I was bound she waited for me