A prominent Viking organization claims the signs all say Ragnarok will occur Saturday, but could this be a case of wishful thinking by a dude who dreams of repopulating the earth with somebody special?
Read on and judge for yourself.
The Jorvik Viking Center in the UK has rocked the world this week claiming the supernatural signs all say the Viking Apocalypse will concide with the 30th Annual Viking Festival today, thereby enabling one lucky man to repopulate the earth with one lucky lady.
David Scott hopes to be that man.
“The signs all point to the fact that I will be that man,” said Marketing Director David Scott who says he hopes to be repopulating the Earth as early as Sunday morning with Festival Director Danielle Daglan, if he plays his cards right and doesn’t drink too much at the Ragnarok parties.
Ragnarok, as Survivors know, is when Loki’s wolf grandson Skoll will allegedly catch the son and eat it while his brother Hati will finally eat the mooon, Fenrir will be finally unleashed along with all the inhaitants of Hel and an all-out god fight will follow. As a result, the world will end for everyone except for two lucky survivors selected to go forth to repopulate the Earth.
Mr. Scott, who previously tried several online dating sites with mixed results, says he knew exactly what Danielle really meant the day she came to his office to tell him the horn of Heimdallr had been heard above the rooftops of York 100 days ago.
“I always knew Danielle secretly wanted to repopulate the Earth with me,” Mr. Scott said. “This just confirmed it.” The Marketing Director says he has been planning his personal Ragnorok party for two ever since.
But while everyone agrees Danielle and David may indeed have something personally going on this Saturday night, many Ragnarok watchers say David Scott and his organization are missing the most important portents that signal the start of Ragnarok, including:
❏ Fenrir must be released
❏ Migard the giant serpent must emerge from the ocean
❏ 3 Dark Years in a row must occur ie: freezing winters followed by no summer
“Whatever I’m still going to party like it’s the end of the world,” said Mr. Scott when confronted with these facts, adding that he would still try to get a date with Danielle and repopulate the earth.
What do you think?
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Well, Fenrir was released… This winter seems endless… So all we need is Jormungandr and we got ourselves a Ragnorak. As for the repopulating, aren’t the two survivors Odin’s children and some gods? Hrm…. Well, it is true that Heimdallr blew his horn… Matter of fact, I just heard the second one. Great, I’ve gotta work with RB again…
Please don’t jinx it reaper that’s just not cool
Can’t I jinx it a little?
No
Can I jinx it a lot?
No
Yes.
Actually in the Viking Story all the people come out of the underworld, since Garm the hound who guarded it dies in the fight.
and all the newly resurrected decide to live in peace forever.
Oh not only Heimdall, the Celtic end of the world omens are lining up too. The Carnyx have been sounded and the Aes Sidhe are awakened.
That doesn’t sound quite right…
It is the correct version according to Oxfords translation at least.
Azrael, is that Gabriel’s horn, or is Eris just getting to me?
I don’t know, Prabably.
The Gabriel Hounds are roaming england either way. and so are the cwn Annwn
Ah, no. That’s something different all together silly Fen
I said I didn’t know. What do you want a medal?
Yes, a gold one.
Isn’t Azreal that guy who chases smurfs?
No that’s gargamel oh and since when do Norse war gods watch Saturday cartoons from the ’80s
Since we got really bored.
Yes, reaper, I’m hear listening in, always, anyway, you lead on this on I’ll follow, anything you need, I’m serious 🙂 I’d like to use this as a chance to rekindle our friendship, how that sound?
RB
As a wary old hound, that sounds suspicious to me.
I agree this seems like Apis bull scat
There’s no need for petty profanity friend, I’m only tring to help in any way I can, friend…
There’s no bad blood between us right? I love all creatures now, even you hatter…
What’s going to work? TEAM WORK!!!
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
RB
Thank you for your all of a sudden niceness towards me and other creatures leading up to an event that will probably involve a bunch of paperwork for example ragnarok oh wait your calling in favours to help you with the paperwork aren’t you
Ok that’s so darn fruity he has to be up to no good.
Agreed
Tell you what hatter, if you can get that stubborn old cat to join I’ll trade you those 3 apocolypses, I will have to find a willing life donor though…
That shouldn’t be to hard, there are many suicidal eternal that I know
RB
He is going to come by around 6pm California time
I wish I could eat fruit neighbor, what’s your favorite fruit, mines Pommigranits because that’s all they give us down here. You know what else I like, paper “work”, it’s not realy work, it’s quite fun acctualy, give me a call if you ever want to delve head first in to the wonderful world of paperwork 🙂 🙂 🙂
It’s like another paper hobby I know, origami, karigami if you like to use cut paper.
But of course paperwork help isn’t why I’m so happy, it’s merely my new disposition on life 🙂 🙂 🙂
RB
Xerxes loved pomegranates. He died.
Doesn’t everyone?
RB
Everyone who was born after 1000A.D myself not included actually don’t like pomegranates sadly enough oh and Noah i am very thankful that you have turned over a new figurative leaf and I wish we could be allies in the future, hey maybe you could give me a bit of extra time before my d eath say three apocalypse predictions in return for my getting the Cheshire Cat on the reaper force if you would agree to that kind of deal
Okay, I’m not the the only one competant enough to see through this B-S am I?
Okay, I’m not the the only one competent enough to see through this B-S am I?
Nevermind I’m not competent enough to spell competent right 😥
Continue on
Yes although most only dįe once. I’ve dįed so much I lost count. If you look up Mutt in that paperwork of yours you’ll find an entire libraries worth. Ah what fun to annoy Reapers…. Wait what were we talking about?
Tell you what hatter, if you can get that stubborn old cat to join I’d be happy to make a pact for your apocolypses
RB
I’m not that stubborn and by the way i would be happy to join now I should be there by 6:00 California time
Great, first I’ll have to ask a few questions
What will your faction be? (Paperwork) (soul collecting) (soul recording) (soul management) (demon fighting) (border patrol)
(Supernatural negotiations) (contract keeper) (law enforcer)
(Regestry)
What will your class be? (Shade) (skeletal) (shifter) (spirit)
What will your code name be? (Pick a combination use ing our patented algorithm)
Head by the regestry office
Soul collection, N/A, N/A
You like paperwork? Sweet, finish mine please. Also, send a Reaper my way. I think Saint Patrick just about ended my life. Well, you win some, you get shot in the chest by an angry leprechaun who was responsible for killing the druids in Ireland. That’s life for ya.
You like paperwork? Sweet, finish mine please. Also, send a Reaper my way. I think Saint Patrick just about ended my life. Well, you win some, you get shot in the chest by an angry leprechaun who was responsible for kjlling the druids in Ireland. That’s life for ya.
THE ULFHEDRIM ARE COMING FOR YOU. WHAHAHAHAHA 😈
So speaking of the end of the world, has anyone seen a large dēmonic bird? Or dragon? Or really any animal that looks big and scary and dēmonic? Because I figured out what killed my Hybrids a few weeks back, and if the end of the world is coming I need to track it down very quickly.
Don’t tell that thing got out…
I know a few young reapers getting fired today…
RB
The False Prophet and the Beast of the Sea are among us… Are you ready to hear their identities? Everything is about to changewith this revelation
The truth is a gift
It comes with a price
For it turns all you know
Into dirt and grime
The un-holy trinity have arrived? This is going to be quite the ride
Thus the bargain is struck,
Thus agreement is made,
Thought is the arrow of Time,
Memory never fades,
What was asked is given,
The price is paid.
That’s a good one
I know I always loved it.
*Sigh* I remember when ominous rhyming was my gig. Anyways the Original has come back from the dēad just in time for doomsday.
Original what, might I ask?
My baby, the first human we twisted into a mockery of man himself. The Original Vampire.
Ahh right the little bloodcaller. I’ve fought such creatures before. None survived to tell of it.
Yup, things just don’t stay dea d like they used to anymore
It’s rather annoying really.
You know I remember back when you killed something it stayed dea d those were the days
He was raised with the blood of angels dëmons and werewolves. He cannot be harmed by any weapon of heaven, hell, or purgatory. He is basically invincible.
And what of Pandemonium, the threshold of Chaos?
How about a weapon of Neifelheim, a weapon from when all the world was as ice. My Sword is the Frostbite blade, The elemental blade of ice a single cut my kill. The blade of Nuada, The ever victorious sword.
It might cause him to desiccate. I honestly don’t know if anything can stop him.
Perhaps tossing him into the Abyss?
Ah now that I’ve dispatched that troublesome Mutt… Oh hello everyone. I’m pleased to make your acquaintance I’m sure. Tsk tsk, talking about how best to slay me. You realize that won’t work don’t you? All weapons that could have injured me have already been used against me. I am Immortal. So why don’t we stop this silly talk about trying to end me and discuss your surrender?
Oh my sweet sweet child, it’s been so long, my little monster… I told you before, there’s no such thing as immortal, not really, anyway.
Oh foolish Lilith, you still think of the child that you twisted so long ago? He has been dēäd for millennia. I ate him. As for your notions that there is no such thing as immortality I must disagree. Although that stúpid dog Mutt may have believed he kįlled me all those times, all he really did was stun me. Put me out of the game for a while, as it were. I have never dīēd. I cannot dįè. And to you young Eris, I have been called thousands of names. One was Dracula.
*OUT OF CHARACTER*
Hey Mutt or Original or whoever you are, in the future could we battle the Original (my roommate plays Eris) as long as you’re not like a Mary Sue we won’t. I first tried to come on as a plain supernatural but I had to up my power level to Lilith just to compete with everyone else hahah 😆
Pathetic Dracul, dragon’s son. I am still stronger, the fangs of Fenrir can still pierce you flesh. We are coming and when we come this world shall burn…
So much for that whole trusting Fenrir thing
Yeah that lasted 5 days
Like for real 😆
You know nothing, you cannot create without destruction.
Even fire can be used for the good of man just think of the campfire
Well I KNOW you just said you would burn this world, which sounds like a great party come to think of it. Too bad I’m too busy playing monopoly in the olympics
Well, that’s true. But fire is clearly bad for gods. Look at Prometheus.
Oh he was such a good guy
Also, for those of you who haven’t seen my site yet, I think it might be cool to get a kick start to the site. I already did it, I think it’s your turn. Send Urban Squatch and I your best photos of you doing what I did on this weeks Reapers Lazy Days. Just search 241543903 on Google, then go take of yourself doing it. Oh, and don’t forget to send in “okay to publish” we don’t want to get in trouble with the law. 😆
You all have no idea what you’re charging into.
Interesting.
Watch out, Lilith! You’ve unleashed the bloated ego! 😆
Finally something fun is happening around here… It’s a pleasure to meet you, Lady Luck is charmed to meet someone so famous. Are you the Dracul?
Sorry everyone, I’ve been grooming my horse and trying to get the band back together. Santa slammed the door in my face… Saint Patrick shot me with a shotgun… The first cupid tried to strangle me with his bow… And Urban Squatch gave me money for my couch.
As far, dèath on the highway won’t be making a comeback tour.
Seriously hey azrael you know how I said I would try and help you later on after you gave 400 years of your life away to help me and Seth, well tell saint Patrick “Ricky D scales wants us to reform the band” he will help out really fast because of the fact he owes me a favour and the others will probably come back slowly starting with Santa
hey everybody how ya all dewwin? been a long time since I been on so I was just wondering…
Fenrir turns out I be evil all along but who didn’t see this coming? The personification of chaos now runs around like it’s her playground, the Original vampire has risen again, some reaper bureaucrat keeps talking about paperwork, AP is my best friend, and I’ve just opened a restaurant called “Edom”
*to be evil all along
Hey person everyone on the site excluding myself said they openly despised. Oops, I ruined the surprise.
I didn’t 👿
pft…hiya person in which i could care less about what you say or think about me…really you should know that no matter how much people don’t like me is twice of much of how many more people do like me…
I never said that. I thinly veiled it. Nah, I’m joking. I missed Scarlett and all her catty sarcasm. Especially when she did it to Hatter and Fenrir. WHERE THE HECK WERE YOU?! A.P. isn’t as fun as you are!
I got my flesh back, Seth almost got arrested by a Reaper bureaucrat, old survivors keep showing up, A.P. is like you, but older and a lot nastier, The Reapers Tips is starting to take off, I survived Sharknado, Urban Squatch moved in with me, and I single handedly stopped Ragnarok.
hmmm interesting sounds like a normal day round here,except for the fact i don’t believe fenrir being evil cause it’s unlikely and i have my beliefs of everyone having good clean hearts even behind the darkest disguise…oh and it’s none of your business where i was at…i had things to do and that’s all anyone needs to know…
And I quote “We are coming and when we come this world shall burn…” -Fenrir
Doesn’t mean I’m evil. It’s not entirely a literal flame. I mean sure parts probably would end up on fire, but it’s more of a metaphor for change and turbulence.
Don’t worry Fenrir, to me? Your still the old Norse apocalyptic deity that I’ve come to know. 🙂
Whatever reaper… huh tired, going to go now.
so confused… 🙁 …really confused…doesn’t make any sense…
Sweet sweet baby disorder is practically flying off you, you’re like a boiling wellspring of chaos, it practically oozes off your form
ok now that definably made no sense at all…
Please tell us..? or at least me 😀
C’mon…. gurl to gurl
My lord, I just found out that Hollywood is making a movie about me, they got everything wrong!!!
I just saw it on ET!!! That movie should be cancelled, or they should have asked for my opinion first, I mean, I WAS THERE!!!
RB
Wait, which one? The Lego Movie? I hear that’s a good film.
No, the one called NOAH
RB
Oh come on the trailers are really cool and you know your going to end up liking it
Did I ever get a movie?
No I don’t think so unless you count the movie series “the bible”
I’ll take it 😈
Ok you go do that even though those moves are about as old as the Indiana jones films
The Dicovery Channel did a remake 3 years back, not to mention the fact she was on an extremely popular television show. And the Indiana Jones films are classic cinema. Never speak bad about them around me.
History redid the Bible as a miniseries last year reaper.
Oh, this isn’t 2016 yet? Sheeeeeesh!
Even better! You got a villain spot as a little girl demon on an extremely television show! Lucky you right?
Even better! You got a spot as a little girl demon on an extremely popular television show! Lucky you right?
Ugh, moderation nation.
I don’t like the actor portraying me, he doesn’t look a bit like me, I just wish they would have considered my creative advice before making a movie about me.
RB
Noah if they are making a movie about you then odds are they would 1. Give it a cool yet mysterious title like THE ARK and 2. Make sure that you are a departed soul/ dead person before making it to make sure that if they get stuff wrong they can blame it on the fact you weren’t around to tell them the way things really happened thus giving them artistic license over your life story but they would still make sure that it was mostly correct
😈 I do love it when I’m nasty. 😈
but of course you think so highly of yourself…even if it isn’t much of a goal…
What is there to think highly about? My crazy family is trying to have me institutionalized for not being crazy like them.
ha ha ha i already thought you were crazy…oh that’s hilarious …
Eh. Life sucks. And then you die.
Then you come back cold and feed on other people.
Noooo my bestest friend ever 😥