A prominent Viking organization claims the signs all say Ragnarok will occur Saturday, but could this be a case of wishful thinking by a dude who dreams of repopulating the earth with somebody special?
Read on and judge for yourself.
The Jorvik Viking Center in the UK has rocked the world this week claiming the supernatural signs all say the Viking Apocalypse will concide with the 30th Annual Viking Festival today, thereby enabling one lucky man to repopulate the earth with one lucky lady.
David Scott hopes to be that man.
“The signs all point to the fact that I will be that man,” said Marketing Director David Scott who says he hopes to be repopulating the Earth as early as Sunday morning with Festival Director Danielle Daglan, if he plays his cards right and doesn’t drink too much at the Ragnarok parties.
Ragnarok, as Survivors know, is when Loki’s wolf grandson Skoll will allegedly catch the son and eat it while his brother Hati will finally eat the mooon, Fenrir will be finally unleashed along with all the inhaitants of Hel and an all-out god fight will follow. As a result, the world will end for everyone except for two lucky survivors selected to go forth to repopulate the Earth.
Mr. Scott, who previously tried several online dating sites with mixed results, says he knew exactly what Danielle really meant the day she came to his office to tell him the horn of Heimdallr had been heard above the rooftops of York 100 days ago.
“I always knew Danielle secretly wanted to repopulate the Earth with me,” Mr. Scott said. “This just confirmed it.” The Marketing Director says he has been planning his personal Ragnorok party for two ever since.
But while everyone agrees Danielle and David may indeed have something personally going on this Saturday night, many Ragnarok watchers say David Scott and his organization are missing the most important portents that signal the start of Ragnarok, including:
❏ Fenrir must be released
❏ Migard the giant serpent must emerge from the ocean
❏ 3 Dark Years in a row must occur ie: freezing winters followed by no summer
“Whatever I’m still going to party like it’s the end of the world,” said Mr. Scott when confronted with these facts, adding that he would still try to get a date with Danielle and repopulate the earth.
What do you think?by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com