- Thanks for helping me keep on keeping on!
Ten Fast Facts About Hatter Survivor of the Month
1. Hatter is a dimension hopping proud Guardian who is 1/5 angel or at least 1/5 or his DNA appears to have been contributed by an angel.
2. Hatter served an unfortunate but formative period of time as a hat maker or in his own words….
As a result he may have handled a little too much mercury and well, you have to bear that in mind when one of his hats arrives at your door.
2.2 More about those hats. From what we can determine a) he has a number of them, b) they contain doors to other universes and if handled correctly, will open a portal to one of them and c) He has been known to give them away.
If you receive a Hatter hat though, before you try it, you would do well to read the find print because unlike my own work, it does not come with life-back guarantee. Nor an instructional video.
3. Hatter claims to be a doctor of sorts, a therapist, in fact a Monster Therapist ™ who offers Supernatural Interventions and Rehabilitation services to high profile clients. On his high profile client list, he claims several very difficult and demanding gods and demigods from Horus to Hades.
(But don’t try to convince the Scarlett Lupa of this. You’d be wasting your breath. More about her later.)
4. Readily admits to being afraid of at least one thing- Scarlett Lupa and her ability to send bad dreams. Not to mention sharp remarks. You can see what I mean in the comments below.
5. Has been frenemies with Kzazrier for over 300 years now, or almost a third of his lifetime, sometimes bonding with him in their mutual quest to go back in time and prevent the dreaded Sentinel Cycle from culling the strongest survivors from the site.
6. May or may not still have a lost zombie named Anson who likely probably “belongs” to Rusty. (Rusty came looking but appears to have left empty handed which is likely a good thing for everyone involved…)
7. When his mercury poisoning isn’t acting up, Hatter is normally quick with a good question or a piece of advice or just to say hi. One notable example for me was his advice for Mystery Girl, a ghost whisperer. Much appreciated sir.
8. Hatter is a treasured-reviled frenemy of the Reaper, whose activities he monitors very carefully around the globe and reports on regularly. In part, this is just good surveillance but also it should be noted that Hatter claims to have done a stint as a Reaper himself so perhaps his interest is professional too.
9. Hatter has a catchy tag line, “Normal is over rated.”
10. Behind the scenes, Hatter is relentless in his own supernatural research and keeps me up to date on a regular basis which I appreciate immensely. He is quick to offer a helping hand or hat and an engaging contributor to the site overall.
Thanks to the fortitude of FENRIR, the robustitude of REAPER and the er the kogency of KZAZ The SOTM curse for carrying the Survivor of the Month curse this month and passing it onto the Hatter.
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Hatter.
What do you want your grimness
All he is stating is that he isn’t dumb and can figure out who it is without many clues you dipwat…
A goldfish, some chicken, a pizza. Oh, never mind. I think you mean why I said you’re name. Since Mary’s entry to the SOTM. I’ve been guessing SOTM with increasing accuracy.
Check right behind you your grimness
Did you just throw a plate at me? o.0
No 😉 I tried to pass it to you with increased speed
Reaper you there
Obliviously not….
Yes my Hatter?
You didn’t make a remark at my symantics so I was worried oh and please tell me what I misunderstand about reaper it would be great to understand more about the creatures on the site for the enevitible
Makes yes sense…but why on earth would Seth let an dim-I mean uh nothing oh never mind I think at least I know where I going with this…cough cough dimweed cough cough…and I can’t stop laughing at it either…I shouldn’t be allowed to have a imagination if it makes me think of the weirdest but funniest things…lions,tigers,and bears oh my…oh the things you can think…muh ha ha ha I feel guilty knowing I thought about how his life should end…probably in a toilet(just like Elvis Presley)…o mi gods I’m so bad well at least I know I’m on the naughty list he he he…
It’s ok finish the thing you started I’m a dimension jumper/planes walker oh and scarlett you should drink some chamomile tea because you seem weirder than me and more scattered than the white rabbit (owner of the white rabbit association) so you should probably drink some tea and go to sleep
I don’t like tea and shut up…I’m not weird I just have imagination that runs off without me…
Hey you know that tea crap you said to drink?…well…I made chocolate milk instead a lot better than stupid tea….mmmm good got a milk mustache I feel like a French person! *in a very good French accent* uh huh huh huh look at my mustache…my mustache is so awesome…mustache…look at it…it will blow your mind uh huh huh huh….
Racist
What! I like the French actually I wish I was French…I’m not in any way racist maybe you look up the definition before you go judging people…
One hatter that is not Racist bvecause french isn’t a Race
And two you can dislike someone and have it be completely unconnected to race.
Third: Why are all the roads to Paris lined with trees?
1 I couldn’t find the right term for playful mocking of a nationality. 2 sorry for the mis wording oh wait no I’m not. 3 Walk in the shade
so the germans can walk in the shade
thats why
Oh I don’t think all the roads have trees…
look up some pictures
I did…not all of them have trees…
Begrudgingly Hatter, I congratulate you. Even with all of you’re misconceptions of Reapers.
One more thing, the Hatter and I don’t really see eye to eye on a lot of things.
OH! SCARLETT! GREAT NEWS! NOW HE WILL BE CURSED, AND MAYBE HE’LL LEAVE US ALONE LIKE VETENARI!
REALLY! I already thought he was cursed…the cursed of being my favorite person to annoy!….muh ha ha ha….he…
Scarlett you annoy me the same way the dormouse is always awake in other words you don’t annoy me, I just severely dislike the fact you exist.
Aww thanks for the compliment! How nice…did you know there’s a national sarcasm day? I think they made a day just for me…
October 6th Scarlett look it up I actually have a day
Well, if it makes you feel any better Hatter. I feel the same way about you. 🙂
Hey I’m highly loveable in fact I’m engaged to some one right now at the moment
O mi gods your joking right? He must be joking…that’s real funny who would want to marry you?
Not joking they actually said yes oh and hatters never share designs
You said they not she I’m concern for you sir…
I don’t name names Scarlett so I just say they in the place of their name
But that’s plural…
Outside the context I used u would be correct
Exactly….
Bye
Yes goodbye and hopefully don’t come back whatsoever….
Freaking heck people! Don’t make me start singing kumbia!!! Seriously we’re all survivors! Crikey I remember when we used to call ourselves the survival family! What happened? How did we stray so far away? Perhaps it’s the people, I’m the only oldy left, but heck, are people really that freaking different?!?! We are all survivors. We are all on the same side, mostlyish some restrictions may apply.
Ice is right… I actually do remember the older members. Zyboragon, Bebe, The Doctor, Pt5r, and even Seth when he wasn’t extremely busy! I signed up for this site… Some 3 years back give or take. Now, I’m not saying that they didn’t have problems. ARC for example… But, they were a family! Ice, Hatter, Scarlett, and Fenrir. I apologize for my recent… Rudeness, I will attempt to do better. However Hatter, heed my warning! I will defend my kind through anything you say about them. Scarlett, Hatter… DONT MAKE ME GET CUPID!
Reply is waiting for approval Ice. You are not the only oldy, I signed up in 2011. Didn’t start posting til this summer. My reply should straighten it out.
Sorry ice me and scarlett are having a bit of trouble getting along
A bit? I’ve seen people on opposite sides of the Vietnam War act nicer to each other! You two will either get along, or I will call a cupid to your locations!
I would pay money to see that, Reaper
Heck even I miss ARC…. Love, most destructive force in the universe… Stüpid love
Do that and watch and see what might happen to you all it takes is a little favour of nemesis and my work here is done….
I am a very poor man mr. Reaper and a hatmaker at that what else am I going to do between hats because I think she like the arguing and annoying
*likes
Heh, I’m sure about that. But, anyway.
I’m really hoping so too
I’m not I like getting to people it makes me feel special…
We are all quite aware
Good…wanna be my next victim-I mean contestant… 🙂 just keep smiling daintily…
about as dainty as a spear in the gut
Heh heh heh…I don’t like spears though…and ouchies….
exactly
Just smile daintily…crack the knuckles…and pretend to be interested…
I like older spellings, wonderland, not relevant, no I’m not, and I like the 19th century
Way of doing things
Seth 1-2-3-4-6-6-8-9-10 is not how you count
Your right it’s the perfect way to count nobody cares about 7…
Well I do care about seven because about 7 hundred years ago I was a general in a battle for my species
Well 7 ate 9 so I don’t like 7 I like 13…
Ok then
What it’s true I don’t like 7 it’s unlucky…13 is my lucky number…
Bye
Whatever…
both of them are unlucky
Not for me it isn’t….13 gave me more luck than ever….strangely enough it did….
Do you guys just not have lives or something because your having an argument over numbers and any way who cares about it any way most people hate math(s) in school
Signed the only person who is allowed to be crazy the mad hatter
We ain’t arguing about numbers…we’re arguing about which number is the luckiest…
That’s still numbers
So who cares…your not in it so mind your business…
Ok so Robin as you were about to say before a certain creature interrupted
That night seems fine to me, I think I’ll be free that night, although I might be in France by that time.
Nice page Hatter, mine is slightly better but you know. Anyway, I’ll let you and Locksley talk.
Thank you azrael
Azrael stay away from any females that’s names start with M-A-R- and I will keep Robin from shooting you in the face but until then stay away from this convo
I second what the Hatter says, and if you don’t stay away for longer, I may shoot you in another less comfortable place.
As I was saying, I’ll probably be busy that night, any chance you’ll be free the next night?
Ok that seems good to me
Good, then I will see you.. July 28th 2020. Also, I was wondering if I could borrow that er… Teleportation hat you have? I need it for a certain Heist I’m pulling.
Kitchen counter next to the bread box in a brown leather case oh and your welcome to keep that specific hat I maid it in case you ever asked for one
Thank you Hatter, I’ll share some of the profits with you.
Thanks Robin
Ill be taking taxes on that you know, regulations and all that stuff. Hatter, you owe your underworld taxes as well, pay up by friday, thank you…
RB
Umm my physical age is 14 years and due to that I’m not legally supposed to be paying taxes Robin Hood however has the approximate physical age of 25 thus he has to pay taxes but due to his take from the rich give to the poor you officially have to pay taxes to him for his hospitality towards the poor and disabled
Pretty sure that’s a felony…
Might be, but I’m immortal. I can have 30 life sentences and they’ll still ‘ave to release me.
Aye, I’m afraid I’m more of a handsome rogue, than a law abiding citizen. 😉
Robin I thought we made a deal last time we met I explain why your doing a civil good and you do your community service work then we break the earnings 3 ways and are on our way
Aye, we did. And as a man of my word, I will give it to ye. But first I must find a way to split the Mona Lisa without damaging it’s value. Oh, and perhaps I’ll donate part of my money to the cancer research foundation, I rather feel that’s a necessary cause.
Put the Mona Lisa back Robin you might scratch off some paint then it’s worthless or you can sell it as a replicant of the Mona Lisa in a nearby town try and find me and give me my share of the money you get off the sale then use the rest as you wish but of course use some of the money for donation to the cancer research foundation
Foine, but I’ll have to call someone to help me with the painting… Hey, do you know where Rumpelstiltskin might be?
Last time I checked he was some place in Ohio but he moves around a lot
Gahd dangit, if only Friar Tuck were still alive, he could help… You know, he painted most of my portraits under a false name. Well anyway, if you happen to see the little Imp, let ‘im know I’m looking for ‘im. Wait! I know another person! I’ll get ol’ Cheshire to help me!
The Cheshire Cat?
Aye, ol’ Cheshy and I go way back.
Oh cool didn’t know that I guess that means you have quite a few connections to wonderland that I didn’t know about
Course I do! Heck, I even have ties to Wonderland. Peter Pan and I share hat tips on a weekly basis.
Oh sorry, I meant Neverland. Heh, bloody modern technology…
Good to hear Peter is still around I just hope he can pass me by sometime after I moved to Toronto I kinda fell out of circuit from everyone else I mean of course everyone knew where I was they just never visited
Then allow me to update ye, Cinderella is running a shoe store (Yes, I know… It saddens me as well…) The Red Queen is in New York, trying to figure out what went wrong last time. I have heard word that Alice is back, but uh… I might be wrong, and if I’m not she may have changed. So don’t get your hopes up. But, last I heard she was in your area. The Sandman was last seen somewhere in the middle of Hawaii.. Let’s see… Oh, I heard that Maleficent is making a movie that is supposed to cast her in a better light. Isn’t that wonderful? Little Boy Blue was kidnapped by the Man on the Moon, Jack Frost is still holed up somewhere, in Wonderland the White Hare has gone missing… In Neverland Hook has turned over a new leaf, although he’s still got that blasted hook. Goldilocks was arrested for breaking and entering (You know, I kinda thought she would’ve learned her lesson the first twelve times!) We believe Red Riding has been eaten by the wolf, but we are still unsure. The Huntsman and I don’t talk much, but I heard he was looking for red. OH! And Sleeping Beauty is in another Coma.
That’s all I know as far.
Seriously another arrest for breaking and entering next time she should break into a police station and wait to be arrested
Wait how were you able to get the Mona Lisa it was behind 3 inches of glass? And in France.
I am amazing, aren’t I? 😉 As for Goldilocks, I think we need to get her some help, I thought I was a thief, but at least I steal for the right reasons, she’s just crazy.
Yeah you are pretty good at what you do and I think your right about goldilocks she really needs to learn when you should give up,you on the other hand have to tell me how you did it sometime I might Need to do something along the same lines in a few years
Hello
Hey fenrir I wish you could stay longer but unfortunately I have a no gods of war policy on my SoTM page
Immortal? No such thing.
Long lived, and extremely hard to kill. That’s about as immortal as it gets.
Long lived, and extremely hard to die. That’s about as immortal as it gets.
Or he could be like me, extremely hard to kill and won’t stay dead.
Narcissist.
I believe I have a right to my Narcissism. I am after all the worlds most famous thief, and not to mention a ladies man of legendary caliber.
There’s only room for one egotistical supernatural being on this site and that is me.
*knocks AP unconscious* Robin I think you know what to do from here
Come now Agharna, sure you may be slightly older than me, but even you know the legends of Robin of Locksley. Heh, I can pin a fly to a target at 40 paces with an arrow.
I consume souls. I nearly eliminated everyone on this site and destroyed the world at one point. I have existed since the beginning of time and will continue until the end. You robbed an incompetent King.
I prefer the term ‘Borrowed for good reason,’ and ‘Took out a dictator with only my a bow and arrow and a Monk’ but I suppose magic can make anyone impressive. I however only became immortal after the Mad Hatter bestowed it upon me.
I can’t be knocked out. I rule the Abyss. You’re a couple of buffoons.
The biggest thing you did was invent Communism. You’re responsible for more casualties and dictators than you put down. You made someone worse than Hitler. Clap clap clap, Robin Hood. You boy.
Let me put this in a way that you can understand. Think of our accomplishments as milkshakes. You have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake. And I have a straw that reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake!
I am no communist, if anything I’m a libertarian. I may be a thief, but at least I do it for the right reasons! Had I known my actions would have caused such an uproar in Russia and other such countries, I would’ve stopped it before then! But at the same time Mister Phellan you could have stopped me, and all the other communists back when I was doing my deeds. So, if you are truly against me, why didn’t you do something about it before hand? Aye?
How bloody incompetent are you? I ENJOY suffering. I nearly destroyed every single solitary supernatural survivor and the world with them. You’re still on some puny scale where the lives of people mean something to you. I not only rank above you in power, but in intellect, ruthlessness, and accomplishments. They should have sealed you in a jar and placed you on the mantle piece. You’re but a forgotten and pathetic creature who helped some worthless impoverished humans. You are nothing to me and I shouldn’t waste my words on you. You’re filth that somehow pulled itself together and made one big pile of bollocks who became a hero to HUMANS. You are but a speck, smaller than the value of even Earth and it’s population. And THAT is why you fail.
Ohhhhh Mr. Phellan, you sound like quite a bit of fun
Aye, you do outrank me in many ways. But I’m still more brave than you are, oh and… Get a breath mint… You smell like the end of a horse.
-becomes quickly offended and leaves-
Ok good AP left oh and did you ever get the Mona Lisa back or are you still waiting for the Cheshire cats arrival?
Why am I being moderated so hard?
Seth is a busy man and graham is doing exams until April
Hello everyone.
This is an upsetting post to make, simply because I thought I could trust. David Hatter is a threat to anyone on this website. This is not me roleplaying, this is not some sort of unprovoked attack, this is a real, factual threat to your online security and health.
David Hatter – or Hatter M.T., or even just Hatter, – has been found to be soliciting information from minors in at least two instances, threatening lawsuits towards the owners of the SOS discord servers, and has become a threat to anyone who has shared any sort of information on this website or any linked to it.
If you get a contact from ANYONE going by the moniker Hatter, block them immediately. Do not notify me, do not involve me. After my post here, I am officially finished with David Hatter. If this post gets moderated to oblivion, so be it. I’ve done my part to try and ensure the safety of anyone using this site now or in the future.
Thank you, have a good day,
The Seventh Scythe
From what i know about this hatter guy, it seems like you are blowing things out of proportion Seventh, Hatter was SoTM just like you were. what probably happened was he was trying to find a nickname to call people so he didn’t have to keep saying names like Assanjin or Agharna Phellan or other longer names in their entirety when talking to them in private. don’t know about the lawsuit thing that is probably not even from an SOS server the guy seems to break character so rarely. Hatter seems like a bro when unprovoked, so maybe you just want those of us here to distrust hatter because he knows something about you that you don’t want getting out. blocking a guy because of the word of someone who refuses to give proof seems a bit… haste-y.
-WSMKMB3
I fail to see how someone who is entirely new to the site could know Hatter, but rest assured he lashed out at those who were most definitely not provoking him and just trying to ease tensions concerning the situation. Also, it’s rude to give people nicknames they don’t approve of.
Last comment on this because I can’t possibly imagine what would compel someone who is clearly the Hatter himself to try and threaten me with a doxxing in such a… strange manner. So. Hatter, because, you are Hatter, please do not pretend like we’re idiots and insult our intelligence with this charade further. Here’s what you think you know on me. I live in Washington state. Which is incorrect. I do not live in Washington, and I have never lived in Washington. That was part of my character.
Feel free to prove me wrong. As for evidence, I still have evidence backed up from our every conversation since you found me on discord. I love that you have officially fallen this far. There is absolutely nothing you can do to me. People already know my name. You don’t know where I live. All you have is my public business address and my website. Give it up.
Legally, you haven’t done anything wrong yet. I can’t do anything. The second you so much as speak my name on this forum without my consent, you’re falling into anti-doxxing laws and harassment. Also, no offense to the site mods or anything, because while I do appreciate my own SoTM page and SHoF page, those don’t really mean anything about the character of a person. I’m a garbage human being, but I made it there twice. You can ask anyone who knows me.
Point is, don’t start a war unless you intend to finish the battle, Hatter.
– Seventh Scythe