Should you adopt a Kaiju for a pet? Like me, you have likely been considering the question since science broke the news last week about the giant rats taking over the world, one island at a time. But please before you decide, watch the latest Monstrometer Report. The SPCA and I both thank you in advance.
If you haven’t been informed about the rats going Kaiju, you can read about it here: http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/return-giant-rats-get-ready )
Thanks for keeping on keeping on with SOS and the Monstrometer Reports. Get ready for an important Survivor of the Month announcement.
Seth
God Mothra is cute. Hey, Seth, if I get a pet Mothra, will you help me with the financial burden? Also, I have this idea for monster insurance. Although, the rate of killer giant lizard attacks are high enough that I might go broke within month…
Umm does a giant radioactive hydra count, and if so should I really set him free?
Well… Are willing to take care of it every day? Also, Seth. It really is me, I changed my email address to a more… Professional one. Sorry for any confusion.
HAS ANYONE ONE SEEN A GAINT BOAT, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I PARKED IT AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT!!!!
Noah of Ark
Lost the ark?
Yep, I kinda need that, I think it’s somewhere on the surface world…
Sorry I’m kinda of embarrassed, if you see it can you let me know? 😳
Noah of Ark
It’s in the Hudson’s bay where you left it
Err… I figured as much, um where in the bay I might ask, it’s quite big… 😳
Noah of Ark
Near the coast but about a mile out
~_~ it’s a big coast…
Noah of Ark
Did I say it would be easy?
Real neighbor like hatter
Noah of Ark
I told you the general location
Yes, of course, silly me… I thank you for your help *he says sarcastically*
Noah of Ark
A better question is how do you lose an ark
A chance encounter with a Cupid, an Akuma, and my new Akuma inlaws…
The rest, is well, complicated…
Noah of Ark