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Leap With One Eye Open Midnight June 30

Sleeping is Leaping at Midnight On Leap Second Night

As your clock counts down to the June 30th leap second time correction a reminder here from SOS – don’t you be caught s-LEAPING at midnight.

Why is Seth leaping on sleeping, you ask? Because it’s a nice rhymey thing to say?20150619-213329.jpg

Well yes but no not just that. I’m talking about the leap second, when time will tick back one whole second, creating temporal terror with the risk of paradox and/or quantum entanglement and/or lost time travellers who may or may not be Future You CODE RED LEAPER ALERT.

Don’t you wake up trapped in an alternate timeline on July 1! Spare a second now to review some basic leap second safety rules.

Leap Second Safety

1. Don’t Fall Asleep

This obviously is the most important rule. Keep your eyes open. When the clocks tick 11:59 you might even want to stop blinking. Anything can happen and you need to be ready.

2. Feet on the Ground

Yes I mean this literally. No jumping. I know that in the past I may have encouraged survivors to take advantage of a leap second to do a little time hopping using a simple backyard trampoline for a temporal springboard.

But following a raft of reports about temporal trampoline accidents I am rolling back time on this one. I now wish to deny any evidence that being suspended in mid-air the exact moment of a leap second will enable you to time jump. That’s tight. There is no way that jumping up at the exact moment lets you jump to another leap second either in the future nor in the past. That’s just silly. So don’t even try it!!! Whatever you do, please, keep your feet on the ground.

3. Stay Away from Mirrors, Cameras and Hot Tubs

You might not think your life is that great right now – or maybe you do – but even if things are overly awesome right now for you I guarantee there’s some Other You out there who wants your timeline because theirs is worse. So don’t give them the chance to swap places with you. Stay away from devices and situations with obvious time portal potential like open mirrors, cameras and of course hot tubs.

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  • Assanjin

    Oh Seth. Sad sad Seth. How’s it keeping? I see you’re still creeping and leaping jumping from house to home to spy on people while they’re sleeping. This circumstance is sappy and boy is it seeping maybe I’ll fly overhead on a magic broom cause man my rhymes be sweeping. Well my flows have flown and my words I have sown. So time for the inevitable reaping.The harvesting of the mad words I am speaking. (Sorry everybody I am sleep deprived at the moment and I couldn’t help it)

    • Orion Beard

      Dude, sic beats! 😀

      • Assanjin

        I’m the mad half demon, words to me are treason. To school with my lyrical verse I need no reason, just me flowing on and on hanging with my fellow heathens. Among demons, werewolves and vampires I’m a satirical oddity, but when it comes to words I’m a lyrical prodigy. So all I need to have good times is the dark of the night to spin my wicked rhymes. Cause I am the Original Boogeyman see, call me Mr. B or Mr. E cause frankly it’s all the same to me. A one man army and you can’t harm me. There are many who tried but failed to scar me.I gnaw away at the back of the mind, pondering again all those left behind, like a VHS it plays stops and rewinds hoping to see what new concept he finds. I am free, beastly, to enter a battle with me is downright hasty. Is that fear I hear? Cause they lookin kinda pasty, watch them quiver and they lookin kinda tasty.I hope these words are enough to satisfy the need for my overpowered flow that no one can deny. (Still lacking sleep and really bored)

        • powerwolf345

          wait so your the boogeyman dude i aint scared of you i will punch and kick you til your down in defeate(worry cant spell)your just a bacon that i can eat all i need is curage to make me feel no defeate im cursing im fight fight for my life you cant stop me when my rymes are so tight

          • powerwolf345

            ohhhhhh top that mr.boogeyman

            • Assanjin

              Tops me? Oh really can’t you see I’m gonna need Prilosec OTC. Cause I’ll eat you alive and turn you to mush. Because I’m free my rhymes mastered to a tee. You aren’t anywhere near the first mutt I’ve crushed. Did the Boogeyman care? Did the Boogeyman dare? If little Jimmy or little Suzy got a scare. It’s just not fair, or so she would say. Boogeyman rappin in a crookedly twisted way. You can’t beat my rhymes, because I don’t hide under the beds during the day. I eat I sleep I creep I keep expressing the words that linger very deep. Rhyming is not a style it’s way of life, marked by ragged struggles and rabid strife. So who are you fooling? Seems you mention bacon and fido started drooling. So I won son, otherwise I could continue kicking your buns hun cause I just trained a dog in need of schooling. (Mike drop, this is fun as hell)

              • werewolf girl

                My rhymes are the ones that beat u come just stop and lose if you keep on going I’ll just defeat you dude just stop I ain’t gonna let you stand here and stare while u rhyme your rhymes are failing your rhymes are falling I’m just gonna stand here while I see you still falling to the ground and you die and liger I just made up that word cuz I’m boss climing to the top my rhymes are so top b**** I can’t stop I just keep on growing cuz I have the true power and you just keep on strolling

                • Assanjin

                  Buy some pencils, a notepad and some glue. Because it’s time for you to go to school foo. I am the master, for my rhymes are stronger, faster and I think to myself that I’ll outlast her. For your rhymes are straw and mine are brick and plaster. A solid mass, I kick serious ass, a hint of venom to the words with all my sass. Face it little girl you’re just outclassed. Once upon a time there was a foolish little girl, who thought she could handle and take on the whole world, but now the story is over, you should gave backed off. Cause I’m a rap bomb and I’m about to blast off I am laughing my ass off since this joker won’t get off. I’m villainous and killing this finding thrill in this, merely because I’m willing this I’m filling this page with verse after verse cause I just get worse, this is undoubtedly an MC’s curse. Lets face it I’m the illest and the meanest, when I grip mics i’m not the cleanest but guess what this demon is a genius. Keep on coming cause I’m not so lenient. This flowing verse is just filled with violence, call wolf because this little lamb has just been silenced. (Mic drop)

                  • werewolf girl

                    Dude im free styling your just copy writing you got that from ERB if u keep on going like that u will be cleaned by me I’ll make your eyes bleed with my rhymes my rhymes are flowing my rhymes are the best ya better than the rest I’m the boss I’m the top your unequal your just a wanna be damm I’m on fleek tho

            • Orion Beard

              RAP BATTLE! Who’ll win? Who knows? Assanjin’s got those sic beats but powerwolf’s got some short quick style!

        • powerwolf345

          even tho it was short i dont really care as long as it tops your im never in dispare

        • powerwolf345

          sorry idk what dispare means so if i used it wrong sorry

          • Zyboragon

            That was uh… interesting?

            • Assanjin

              Well I was bored so I ended up doing this.(Sorry for that by the way). I quite literally just randomly decided to do so. Not very dignified for me a former draconian I bet.

              • Scarlett Lupa

                but random is good…well for me anyways…to me random is what makes life interesting and mysterious in the sense that you’ll eventually feel happier and more at peace with just going with the flow once in awhile…even though this my conscious opinion and really cant do much to influence yours…anywho…being random is fun…

                • Assanjin

                  Adding a drop to a river no matter how small in some way alters its flow. One’s opinion and voice may influence and change the thoughts of others like the molding of clay, but I am already a vase and can no longer be sculpted but I can retain the drops of water that I am given. I am no longer as dignified as I used to be, nor as recognizable, nor as calm and collected. In fact never in a million years did I think I would end up a semidaemon and here I am. Change is random and it is constant.

              • Orion Beard

                1. Your highly talented and 2. Your rhymes are highly likeable and entertaining.

                • Assanjin

                  Thank you. It does me great honor to read your flattering words.

                  • werewolf girl

                    I think assanjin won this one

                    • Assanjin

                      I made this last rap just cause I felt like it even though this contest was over ages ago I just wanted to do one more for old times sake.

                      It’s the mighty son of Kami, wielding the mighty Kusanagi. If you don’t leave right now I will school you like a Magi. An angry beast like Yamata, with the eyes of Izanagi. I churn the oceans and the waves, among Japanese Jin I’m all the rage, so behold the seventh sage. Spitting sick wind like I’m Fujin, no one could ever do me in. Because I’m legendary like the Muramasa oh so scary, not imaginary, I’m so fast you seem sedentary, my raps are primal while your lyrical verse is at best secondary. I cut through Eight nations like butter so have some patience. Be it Kung Fu, Karate, or Jujitsu that’s still like a Pitbull fighting against a Shitzu. You’ll need some magic and some pretty good lucky charms, cause when I get to stepping and stomping I mean to so some harm, flood your families crop and drown the family farm. It’s just natural selection baby, my beats be infectious baby, try to harm me maybe but you’ll never catch me the only thing you’ll catch is rabies. I’m the free wind and the mountain that doesn’t bend, you may hit me once but I’ll instantly mend. My wounds are deep and sick, but they are no magic trick. Rajin coming in, bringing the lighting and Fujin bringing the Thunder because to Kaijin and Ryujin the heart is full of plunder so see the sea from the depths down under. I’m the monk of the uncatchable target. So remember always son I’m Mythology Incarnate.

                    • Ravenwillow

                      Damn, Assanjin! i can sing but i cant rap for the life of me. To manage to incorporate Japanese mythology into it??? skill… Serious SKILL! I applaud you, once again, you have both my respect and my facination…well done my friend.

                    • werewolf girl

                      Oh my GOD! THAT IS SO DAMM LONG!!!!! JUST LIKE HOW LIKE HOW IN THE WORLD!!!!!! You have skill even more skill than me

                    • werewolf girl

                      But I’m gonna give it a try. I’m spitting my rhymes in your face you can’t see nothing son I blinded your face I can’t think of other rhymes ok so I might suck a little ok don’t bother me with another rap battle even tho you won the last rap battle I am gonna win this one so get out the way or ill move you with puns hun i am kinda sucking but I don’t freaking care I’m not gonna stop cuz I am just like stairs I don’t stop going up your getting tired of trying to get up I am to long for you. You trip and fall and your stuck on the floor i magicly put you in a floor board btw your getting a brother i dont Care if you dont have a mother im just trying here so can you plz help me im kinda sucking here and i cant think of More rhymes ya so someone plz give me a word so i can beat this stupid turd. ok thats it thats All i have you can go ahead assassin oh i mean ass-assjin wait am i still going mb ma ma oh good i called you a girl even tho stupid curls ok im gonna stop so can go ahead and freestyle rap hun(mic drop).you are right this Is fun

  • Mr. Mutt

    Gah! I just fell back into the universe! What’s been going on?!?! Is this even the right universe? Is everyone alive? Is everyone not alive? Where am I even?!

    • Zyboragon

      Happens to me all the time. In fact, I’m pretty sure this isn’t even my universe. Oh well.

    • Zyboragon

      Stabbed? Last time I got stabbed that was about two hundred and seven years ago.

      • Mr. Mutt

        … Hmmm time is still collapsing, holes in continuity are getting bigger…. I’m not even sure if we can prevent this anymore Z.

        • Assanjin

          It is in time’s nature to splinter off and crack, constantly creating new flows like creeks born from a single river. Each decision one makes births a myriad of other flows to the currents of time. Time does not collapse or break, it simply changes th e direction of its flow.

          • Zyboragon

            There’s much more to it than that, but this universe is too young for that knowledge currently.

            • Mr. Mutt

              Ok then let me rephrase it. An impending paradox is currently in danger of doing irreparable harm to this version of reality. This paradox will send a ripple so powerful that it will distort and twist every version of reality until the entire multiverse begins to fall apart.

              • Zyboragon

                Yes, that explains why I’m right here, and also standing over there, and over there as well.. And I’m also on the ceiling?

                • Catveena

                  Will it effect other dimensions as well?

                  • Zyboragon

                    As a ripple grows so does its reach, undoubtedly it can affect many dimensions, even the one where everything is covered in cat hair.

                    • Catveena

                      *smiles * there’s a dimension where everything’s covered in cat hair!
                      Cat hair! yuck and aaawww lol
                      Can’t stand cat hair. Cats and kittens are cute, sweet and fluffy. Yup there’s a nightmare lol

                      *frowns* so there’s a chance that the fairy realm could be affected!
                      What kind of effects are we talking about? End as we know it? Or all gateways open type and everything ends as we know it? Or am I being paranoid.

                    • Zyboragon

                      When time is ripping apart due to streams of paradoxes, they can be unpredictable, timelines between affected universes can switch or cross over, or worse. For example there’s currently three versions of me from different periods of time, one from the past, one from the future, and another one that’s only four seconds ahead of me, which is odd because that means that he’d have already typed this whilst not having someone ahead of him by four seconds and that’d make him a liar, this would also be an event that is impossible as there should be someone four seconds ahead of him to make the timestream make sense.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      the paradoxes are just getting worse, something tells me we fai…

                    • Morgenstern

                      *I pull my sword from Mutts chest and watch him fall to the ground* last one. Now the ensuing grandfather paradox will try to destroy me. But I’m unalterable, so reality falls to pieces. What a pity.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Last one? Of Mutt?
                      You can’t seriously believe that, I mean, there’s only one Mutt, always has been. Mutt was a technically a fluke of this universe.

                    • Catveena

                      *gives Morgenstern a scathing look*
                      Why did you do it?
                      I’ll never understand you beings.

                    • Morgenstern

                      And now he has been removed, perman… *Darkness begins to pour out of my body forming a shadowy figure, the figure struggles for a moment before evaporating into nothingness, I blink and my eyes clear* dear me, what have I been up to?

                    • Zyboragon

                      As Mutt has fallen many times, so shall he return indefinitely.
                      I’ve noticed something peculiar about Mutt, in fact, it wouldn’t be entirely inaccurate if I said that Mutt was one of the embodiments of existence itself. This would also explain why everything is shattering.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Gah! That’s it! The comment filter is going on my list of things to seal in a smelly cheese factory, right after I find the keys to the factory again of course.

                    • Morgenstern

                      But in every timeline there is a point where Mutt ceases. In this one it was during the second void war, when he tried to seal the void. He was gone, the only reason this one was here was because Ice pulled him out of continuity. And how are we even still here? How has the paradox not destroyed everything?

                    • AP

                      Maybe your constant monotonous monologing put the paradox to sleep.

                    • Catveena

                      * looks at all of them shakes head* Omg! Boys are the same in every realm . Shouldn’t we all be helping each other * flutters away *

                    • Zyboragon

                      If I had to guess, something decided to change to fit the timeline so that the paradox could become stable.

                    • Morgenstern

                      Monotonous? Oh pot! The kettles calling again! Honestly AP you have one setting and its woefully predictable.

                    • AP

                      Says the buffoon who’s being outwitted by Zanthre.

                    • Morgenstern

                      And yet is still considerably more witty then you, so there’s always that.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Forgive my interruption, but who is this Zanthre?

                    • AP

                      According to whom?

                    • werewolf girl

                      For God’s sake whom is this Zanthre?

  • Orion Beard

    Um, I don’t know if I slept then, but it’s June 30th today ( maybe again for me, can’t remember ) so if I slept it’ll go back to normal or something right? I may need help. Lots of help.

  • Orion Beard

    Um, I don’t know if I slept then, but it’s June 30th today ( maybe again for me, can’t remember ) so if I slept it’ll go back to normal or something right? I may need help. Lots of help. Lots of help.

  • powerwolf345

    oh and also the full moon is coming up on july 2nd so all you werewolves out there better be ready for it

    • Hail pwolf,

      Thanks for the heads up and for keeping on even though I’m guessing by your comment that this one isn’t your moon. Do you have any idea which moon is yours?

      Seth

  • Scarlett Lupa

    hi everyone…i might as well cut to the chase…im thinking about becoming a…supernatural investigator?…dont confuse with ghost hunter or any crap like that…i mean i hear about something or see something off and strange on the news or any where else for the matter that doesnt match up i go check it out and see what really going on…basically i wanna be like Dean and Sam on Supernatural but in real life and also doing things a bit differently oh and also i wont kill unless i have to…its a big decision but im taking time to think about it…i know the risk and its kinda why i want in…life isnt fun without danger and excitement…at least for me it isnt…my life is like a soap opera really heart break and betrayal every 15 minutes…not including commercials 😉

  • Raven269

    I’m sitting in a graveyard, alone, surrounded by blóod red roses and black candles. My eyes are lifted to the sky. “Why do the cloud cover Andraste’s beautiful moon this night?” I sigh and draw my black-as-night cloak tighter around me. A hare, brown in color, appears beside me. I smile and scratch behind it’s ears. “The animal of my goddess.” I whisper.

    A loud thunder can be heard in the distance. Bright colors shower over the hare and myself. The small, timid creature takes shelter beneath my cloak. “Why, of all days, do they have to shoot those wretched fireworks?” I snarl.

    -Raven

    • Zyboragon

      Fireworks are quite annoying, everyone watches the skies as explosions light up the night, it makes it to where I cannot fly without detection, they also are extremely loud which isn’t good for my hypersensitive hearing.

      The fact that humans would waste their fortunes on noisy light shows that last mere minutes is beyond me.

    • werewolf girl

      There so loud they scare me I have to wear headphones now cuz of them stupid fireworks

      • Raven269

        “After the first of the fireworks, I just went home. That poor hare almost had a heart attack. To be honest, I thought Andraste was going to be upset with me for not finishing my ritual, but I found a red rose on my doorstep when I arrived home, so I know she forgives me. I despise those things called fireworks. I don’t understand why humans have to light those things every year!” I rub my temples, exasperated. “I may be human now, but I still refuse to light those things. They hurt my ears. A human almost lit me on fire last year with one.”

        -Raven

  • Scarlett Lupa

    I LOST HEARING IN MY ONE EAR TONIGHT…ITS JUST RINGING A LOT…FIREWORKS EVEN SNAPPERS CAN BE DANGEROUS…DONT BE STUPID LIKE ZACH WAS AND THROW SNAPPERS AT PEOPLE ESPECIALLY IN THEIR EAR…WHAT? why am i using caps?!!!

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