8595928
Survival Videos

Get the new interactive ebook from SOS

Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf cover

Now for iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad

Welcome to Seth On Survival – The online home of Supernatural Survival

Hosted by renowned supernatural survivologist Seth Greening Seth On Survival is the blog, web series, and mobile app with the supernatural resources that you need to survive in these troubled times.

The Lupine Life app for Werewolves

Subscribe to SOS via Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to SOS and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Recent Survivor Comments

  • User AvatarAlpha Wolfe { *Burps, and rubs his big belly* Oh sorry about that guys,... } – Jun 18, 5:04 PM
  • User Avataranonymous { read a bible and give order to the demon to leave...or... } – Jun 08, 8:13 PM
  • User AvatarWathan { I’m new here and I need help I don’t feel I’m... } – May 31, 7:33 AM
  • User AvatarWathan { I’m new here and I need help I don’t feel I’m... } – May 31, 7:32 AM
  • User Avatarwerewolf girl { You what’s weird to me is that powerful beings get on... } – May 31, 4:47 AM
  • User Avatardansurvivor { I don’t want to be a werewolf because it would add... } – May 30, 3:00 PM
  • User Avatarwerewolf girl { Why wouldn’t you want to become a werewolf? Plus does your... } – May 30, 12:57 PM
  • User Avatardansurvivor { Second day of the Dragon moon, and I saw it rise... } – May 29, 10:44 PM
  • User Avatarwerewolf girl { me I still don’t know if I’m a werewolf but if... } – May 28, 11:22 PM
  • Older »

Scan Your Friends with the Monstrometer

Scan Your Friends

Scan yourself while you are at it!

Login

Watch Werewolf Webisodes

'My Lupine Life' By Louis Pine

'My Lupine Life' By Louis Pine

Watch Zombie Survival Videos

The life you save could be your own!

Subscribe to SOS on YouTube

Subscribe to me on YouTube

Top Commenters for this post

Want your avatar displayed here? Just leave a comment

Lycanthropy Lunar Phase Tracker


First Quarter Moon
First Quarter Moon

Distance: 60 earth radii
Ecliptic latitude: 4 degrees
Ecliptic longitude: 205 degrees

Zombie Outbreak in Texas!!!

Hail Survivors!

I recently received a very grave -no pun intended- warning from Survivor Miles who I believe may be located in or near Texas. Survivor Miles recently survived a vicious zombie attack, armed with only his wits and hedge clippers. His parents unfortunately were not so lucky.

Read more here: Zombie Attack!!!

Seth

SOS Poll

In the event of a Code Red Zombie invasion should you:

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Scan Your Friends!

Download the Monstrometer Available Now! Free! For iPhone, iPod Touch & iPad.

Share SOS on Twitter

 

SOS Theme Song on iTunes

Tap the album cover to get “Wheelchair Werewolf” on iTunes.Tijuana Bibles

Krampus Komming Tonight!

Krampusnacht Survival 

Are you ready to face Krampus? The most feared Christmas cryptid comes armed with birch whips and bathtubs to drag you down the nearest hellevator shaft tonight. So unless you’ve confirmed your name on the official not-naughty list, read on.

An SOS red and green alert.

Cramps comes tonight!

Krampus comes tonight!

Mark it on your survival calendar, for the next two nights Krampuses will break their chains to roam free on the streets, armed with birch whips and bags – or believe it or not bathtubs –  on their backs to drag down the naughty.

So unless you’ve been 100% not-naughty – and who among us can claim that? –  don’t be caught unawares! Prepare your anti-Krampus kit, stat!

A brief review for those not in the know. Old Krampus is St. Nick’s sidekick, the original keeper of the naughty list. A demonic dude of the genus gargoylious,  some say Krampus is the progenitor of all grinches. Others that he – or she – is the leader of a certain coven of nasty witches who rule the darkest hours of the year.

Whatever his taxonomy, defending against Krampus is a little more complicated than swapping your sweater to foil that crazy Icelandic Yule Cat… but seriously don’t forget to do that either… that Icelandic Yule Cat is coming too…

Complicated but luckily not impossible if you like me, have prepared your Krampusnacht Survival Kit.

Krampusnacht Survival Kit

1. Letter of Good Service from St. Nick

It’s not foolproof but if you have one handy, a letter of service from St. Nicholas will stop any Krampus in his tracks. The letter should highlight a few of the not-naughtiest deeds you performed this year.

But you say, Seth, I don’t have such a letter! Don’t despair. Even if you didn’t have the foresight to request one from St. Nick in advance, you can still prepare one in time. In fact, tonight it’s easier than any time of the year, with many St. Nick emergency certification services online waiting to sign your reprieve.

Of course to use these services you’ll need to prepare you own letter, truthfully outlining your outstanding moments from the past year and send it in for St. Nick certification. Beat the rush! Aim for at least three examples of exemplary behaviour and send yours in immediately. Even the naughtiest among us can find at least three magic moments of good enoughness in any given year.

If not, well, then, you’ll probably enjoy your time hanging with the Krampii anyway.

2. Pack a Pistol of Distilled Spirit Water

Get out that water gun – or better yet cannon – and fill it full of spirit water, preferably one that is fruit based.

Different than holy water, spirit water comes from many sources. Now some supernatural survivalists will try to tell you the best source is a certain glacier or spring in a far flung place but when it comes to old Krampus, the easiest and cheapest way is to just make your own spirit water. Mash a rotten fruit into some dilute rubbing alcohol and fill your cannon. Then stand back and aim carefully because each hit will send up a tower of flames.

And don’t be fooled by anyone who tells you schnapps is is the best ammo. This is a rumour from the Krampus PR team who know how much their client loves a tasty alcoholic shot in the mouth. Sure it’s effective stopping a Krampus in his tracks, but it’s expensive and when it runs out you’re still in trouble. So take it from me, save your pennies and raid the back of the fridge for a fermenting fruit instead.

3. Carol That Krampus, Quick!

There’s a reason in the season for those obsequious carols playing all around you. That’s right, those traditional songs have the power to keep traditional spirits like Krampus at bay.

While the number one anti-Krampus carol remains unknown at this time, I do know this much. Any old stand-by delivered full force, preferably by more than one singer and ideally more than a little off-key can cripple a Krampus temporarily at least. Long enough for you to get away.

In many countries of the world, Krampus cards were issued to remind you of the right words to sing but today you’ll have to rely on your own devices. So think of the most annoying Christmas carol you know and download it before you hit the road tonight!

Then be sure to keep on keeping on Survivors, because in our darkest hour, survival is ultimately a supernatural business.

Seth

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

4 comments to Krampus Komming Tonight!

  • Assanjin

    Krampus, I remember that old demon. He comes and eats naughty kids in the Yuletide season. There are two ways to survive him:
    A. Avoid him altogether by being nice.
    B. Or make a ring of salt around your bed, these can keep him out if you are not so bad or weaken him while in the ring.

    He’s generally an all around nice guy, unless you’re a pompous spoiled brat who deserves a serious spanking at which point he will put you over his knee, beat you senseless, drag you to his fortress and eat you alive. So be nice boys and girls of the supernatural world, for no one can escape the grip of krampus the demon of Christmas.

    • That one guy

      Not even Saint Nick was safe actually, turns out before toys he would put krampus’ leftovers in a naughty kids parents shoes, no mention of the nice kids though

  • powerwolf345

    i been bad and krampus didnt come and visted me

    • Hail PowerWW,

      Great news! Congrats on your Krampusnacht survival and thanks for checking out the article. Have any insight into why you survived despite some self-confessed ungooditude I can report to supernatural survivors next year?

      Seth

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>