Vampire Hypnotist Show at Girls School

(SOS/ASAP/WTF) A hypnotism show disaster at a girls’ boarding school in Quebec, Canada this week left students in a trance for days. Everyone wants to know, was this really the work of a vampire hypnotist?

The hypnotism show took place at Sacred Heart College (College du Sacre-Coeur) in Sherbrooke, Quebec during the lunch hour. It was supposed to be a fun, end-of-school event but the hypnotist, a mysterious 20 year-old named Max Nadeau, was a little too good at his job. Supernaturally good, some say. The show left over a dozen girls with mysterious trance symptoms and several girls remained stuck in a trance.

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Trance symptoms experienced by the students included everything from headache and nausea to at least six students who were unable to wake up.

When the Principal Danielle Leveille contacted the site asking for advice on Friday, I gave her my opinion. These girls are clearly suffering from vampire thrall. Think about it, what easier job for a vampire than hypnotist? I didn’t even have to see a photo of this Maxime Nadeau to know that his eyes would be an unusual color with small, elongated pupils.

I recommended the students be put under strict supervision until a cure could be found.

Unfortunately, when it comes to vampire thrall there is no permanent cure that is 100% effective. Arguably the strongest weapon of the vampire, apart from that whole immortality business, is this ability to turn unsuspecting mortals into love-sick, thrall slaves.

I told M.s Leveille the best chance for these girls would be for  a witch or wizard to try breaking the thrall through re-hypnotizing them. But even then, these girls will need to be carefully monitored for the rest of their lives. Once the thrall has set in, it’s just a matter or time before the sickness and cravings to be in the presence of the immortal beloved take over.

We will find out more at a press conference on Tuesday. Until then survivors are advised to remember, it may seem like harmless fun to watch your friend waddle around like a duck or suck his thumb in front of everyone, but you won’t be laughing later when he’s walking down the middle of the road in his pyjamas looking for his immortal mommy.

Okay maybe you’ll still laugh a little bit then. But after that it gets less funny. I’m talking about the part where he is killing juicy innocents and dragging them home to his new ice-cold GF. Make no mistake, when it comes to vampire thrall, that’s where he’s headed.

Tuesday Update: At today’s press conference, school principal Mrs. Leveille stated, “The girls are all fine, just fine, fine and you are all getting very, very sleepy…”

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