Well it’s official. The SOTM curse-prize continues for one more month, at least.
Read the clues, coming below and see if you know. the lucky victim I mean Survivor of the Month. Most of all though, thanks to everyone who contributed to SOS this month. Without you there would be no survival. Especially now when I’m trying to update The Monstrometer and finish some new videos, I appreciate everything you contribute to SOS.
To new survivors: the SOTM curse began as a fun prize awarded after the full moon to thank survivors who a) survived and b) helped out around the site sharing their supernatural survival news and views, along with best survival tips and tricks and/or general survivyness. Because SOS is a volunteer venture, I rely on SOTM survivors to help out around the site so we started Survivor of the Month to give a small thank-you prize and summary story to one such survivor. What we didn’t realize, is that sometimes it is a curse. For mysterious reasons, the SOTM prize seems to sometimes cause the winners to disappear under mysterious circumstances.
We’re still trying to get to the bottom of that small matter – but meanwhile, let the party continue!
Hunter Moon Survivor of the Month 2013
1. This survivor is a dedicated professional who doesn’t exactly enjoy his job but remains committed to its kindly and timely execution.
2. He favours a cheerful summer uniform like THIS for work even during the busy dark season.
3. Has been known to apply his skills to skunk eradication in exchange for THIS. At least for Mary. Unfortunately, if you do call him for pest control, be prepared for THIS.
4. Once lent a very important tool to a demigod on the site who used it as THIS.
5. Once played in a metal band called Death On The Highway. Unsubstantiated reports <– his own, indicate they were quote, big in the 40s after receiving assistance from this ghost.
6. Presumably the name of the band was inspired by the sad incident that brought him to his supernatural employment. A summary of it may be read HERE. Or at least it could be if I could find the link. To summarize, it involves an ugly car accident and a dead do best friend, the first soul he had to reap.
7. Was instrumental in helping us all decode the Sentinel Cycle and how to survive it, despite the fact it would have actually made his work a lot easier. Which is pretty generous if you think about it.
8. He hides in the shadows, ninja-style and has THIS form for longer trips.
9. Has a few angel friends including Raphael because of THIS. What school was that again?
10. Sleeps in THIS when he’s on the road working.
11. Spent a brief time dead after his job assigned him to a certain werewolf.
12. Has an eternal soft spot for dogs which means if you do make a sandwich deal with him, be sure to not let THIS happen.
If you haven’t guessed it by now, then you haven’t followed the links. Of course I’m talking about THE REAPER. Sure, he might have to collect your soul someday or maybe the soul of your dog but until then, hey he has a helpy list of tips to help you survive an encounter with him so check it out http://thereaperstips.wordpress.com:
Seth hi can I speak to you through messaging please
Hail Sebastian,
Thanks for your SOS message and glad to see your survived the full moon. Did you find out for sure if the Oak Moon will be your first transformation? Have you been able to solve the problem of the origin of your lycanthropy? Or do you remain in denial of your condition?
If you need to contact me privately, the best way is through email: seth@sethonsurvival.com It sometimes takes me a day or two or sometimes longer to answer non-urgent emails but urgent ones, for instance like a message from Mr. Mutt telling me that somebody is in danger on the site because of disclosing personal info, gets immediate attention. I check all email on my phone and reply on my computer at Survival HQ. Contrary to many of the online myths about me that you may have heard, while I may be a highly trained supernatural survivologist, I really am just one man.
Thanks for keeping on keeping on,
Seth
Man I have no idea who this person could be…..hmmmm,…..
Grr stop it don’t you say it
Grr stop it don’t you say it
Too late I already said it…..
Ya know ya peoples are really mean this why I’m protesting…..hmmm too much work never mind….
Oh trust me I gave him two welcomes one here and one on lupine life I already beat you at your game…..
Scarlett Lupa, have I done something to offend you? Honestly, I think you need to take a 40 minute walk around Olympus.
Nope I’m just here for some fun plus I like annoying you gives me reason to sit here and do nothing….
Plus I’m not on Olympus I’m on earth so bad student…..
This is annoying me? I thought this was entertainment. Someone get me a new table!
Well if you get on someone’s nerves or just plain tick them off then yeah I’m annoying you even if I’m too sarcastic…..
I really don’t think that your annoying, honestly the fact you’re even trying I find funny as hell. But keep trying, it’s a rather slow day at the office.
Scarlet you’re a witch you can use magic to solve your problems
Hmmm good idea but it sometimes backfires so no not a lot I wouldn’t use that often mostly because it takes so much of my limited power away…and because it hard to find the right magic…..
Maybe I can solve an problem right now heh heh heh :twisted:……
Oh I was suppose to try hmmm…. I’ll think about it….ya know trying is hard…..
I’m sooo bored I’m gonna have to get up but I rather not I just got comfy real comfy……. So I’m staying here….
Sebastian, I just want to extend a friendly welcome.
Thanks I guess heh heh
Wow you have read some of my posts good and no I wish but I won’t give up I have to keep trying I know I am a werewolf I just need to find the proof to ease my mind the only proof I got is the app you have to scan you and your friends says I am 98.71% werewolf
Hail Sebastien,
Well my friends do know a lot about werewolves. Clearly you haven’t transformed yet. This pretty much rules out bitten werewolf. The best you can do now is to shake the family tree until a werewolf falls out – which if you are really an Oak Werewolf, a werewolf may literally fall out of a family tree. Locating that tree and that ancestor could be key for you!
Good luck and keep on keeping on,
Seth
Also no I still am trying to find my origin
Wait you have a hq cool
Thanks
Seth, I was wondering when this will be announced? I have an account here, and I am rather excited to find out.
Thanks, Anonymous.
Hail Anon,
Thanks for your interest in the SOTM although if this is THE Anonymous I hope next time you’ll make one of those flashy youtube videos with the mask and the news desk and everything.
Usually I put up the clues over a 24 hour period and then make the announcement although sometimes it takes me a bit longer if something epic is going on.
Seth
I won? Seth, I hereby give you the honor, of The Reapers best friend.
Ah, good to say that the server of death is still alive…
I’ve a little tip on avoiding the curse of the month.
Try to go to the toilet before sleeping. Wait…
Woops, wrong advice…
Er…
Hold on…
It should be on this list…
Here it is.
Put the rune of the tree on your shoulder.
They thought it was completely useless, but they were wrong!
The curse will have a hard time finding you becouse it will think you are a tree!
Hallen’da,
Kzazrier Vetanari
Sometimes I wonder bout you kzazier…..sometimes I wonder…..
…I just had a few accidents, don’t judge…
You’d be surprised how many curses that actually works on, it actually kind of sad. Congratulations Reaper
I know…
This time-loop has loads and loads of poorly made curses…
Thank you Mr.Mutt. It means a lot coming from a long time survivor such as yourself.
Oh yeah I’m supposed to say that too right?….ok congratulations ……there I didn’t forget anything hopefully….
Not judging just stating
Ooo that’s so nice heh your the best friend of the reaper yep all is quite normal bout that….nothing strange at all…..heh….
Normal enough to me. How did you manage to survive Scarlett Lupa? Inquiring Reapers want to know.
Long long long story that I don’t have time for (oh wait never mind I do)…..I guess you could say an secret in the making……and other useful stuff…..like:brain…..ya nosy little thing always wanna know the secret of cheating death……but then again I’m just that good…..
I’m going on strike here’s my slogan: KEEP CALM AND STOP ASKING ME UNIMPORTANT CRAP…..LIKE THIS(please any dumb people raise your hands if your confused)…..
Or or or, you could not do that. Right? All right, so now that that’s over, I really would like to know.
*raises hand*Does yawning count as raising your hand?
Stupid moderation…..
Yes if you raise your hand to cover your mouth……your still raising your hand…..
I don’t think I’m liable to answer your question reaper I mean it does come how do I say this…..uncanny no…..weird no……unbelievable there we go…….
Fine, since your soooo worried, I’ll tell you a story first. This is the story of a girl. Who cried a river and drowned the whole world, and while she looked so sad in photographs I absolutely love her, when she smiles. Sorry, I enjoy pop music. Here is the real story. When I was a boy, I went to a magical place known as… Ireland. Of course, back then it was known as Eire. I found a portal to the land of fairie, and a leprachaun stole my pants. I left, and I went to America, where I was run over by a vehicle. Does that help clear up anything?
Nope that seems perfectly normal to me….and trust I had seen some crazy stuff during that period I don’t even wanna talk about it…..man I gots me the goosebumps I knew I shouldn’t of thought about it…..weird stuff…..really weird stuff……but thanks for the laugh….
I sure did need it…..
I’m not worry I’m just plain annoying and I take it as an compliment so thank you good sir……
Ya know ya love me for it that’s why I’m here till I have another world disaster…..like watching the Aphrodite’s cabin fight over an painted gold mango with words “for the prettiest” what an awesome cat fight……I didn’t have to stop…..now that’s some good entertainment…..
Hey wait… What year is it again? Is this 1907?
No it’s 2013….
And I thought I didn’t have an good memory……
It’s 2013 gotta it good…..jeez talk about an bathtub moment…..
I’m old, sometimes I get lost okay? Gods.
I’m older than you and kzazier so I don’t wanna hear it oldie…..besides you had an major bathtub moment there I mean huge bathtub moment……
Your a goddess, that’s different. Reapers have to live in time, gods can go wherever they want whenever they want because they are eternal and don’t have to worry about memory. Reapers still have minds and can remember the life before them, so I tend to have senior moments. Now, go walk around Olympus. Or maybe Asgard, whichever godly plane you prefer.
Umm actually I have an memory I can only retain an certain amount of info after 13 hours I easily forget things sometimes just in a few minutes….but that only because I have so much that goes on my mind it’s even busier than Hermes now you that’s bad…..
I’m an genius I can always dodge an question…..
Nope I just an genius at dogging complicated questions….
Hey hang on, hiding in the shadows is my gig, get your own! Ugh fine I guess you can copy me.
Well, technically, I am always in shadows. Except that time I wore an ice cream mans uniform… Why did I do that again? Did I have a child reap? No… Oh that’s right, I had to reap that psycho who loved children. What was his name again… Oh, Michael Jackson. That’s it.
Oh the unmusical genius his music sucks…..
Seth can you help me my cousin is a vampire and he lost control and went a rampage he killed 20 people what do I do
So, 24 hours it has been. Shall we get to the grand unveiling of the new survivor? Or, should we wait another 4 years like with the survival videos? Apoligies Seth, I understand you are busy. But, when will the new set of survival videos come out? I am excited for Lycanthropy month.
Anonymous.
Oh and reaper, do fair well with the curse, I’d hate to see YOU of all beings disappear. Oh wait, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be sarcastic. It gives the appearance I care.
Oh no please be sarcastic but I will beat you at the game…..
So, Seth, I have a question for you. With this whole “Survivor of the Month” thing, do I get some sort of awesome prize? Like maybe, a Seth on Survival T-Shirt, one of those hats that Sam wore? Maybe an iTunes gift card for my iPhone/Reaper list? Honestly, I will be happy if you just put my name in the survivor of the month category.
You get a gift card…
Tip: Buy “Archie Hartigan and the Frost Werewolf”, it contains some interesting things…
Oh, and you get the honor of being one of the SOTMs, which is nice too, right?
So nice. I did buy Archie Hartigan and the Frost Werewolf. I’ll read it in between work. Hey, Vetanari, what is the news on the news on the cycle?
Well, Risper (my big brother) says to have stopped it.
No, not stopped…
He made sure that it is unable to enter earth as long as people still are able to love other people…
He’s MUCH stronger than I am…
And he’s also older…
God, I’d love to be as strong as he is.
Too bad I’m not…
Error…
Unofficial threats detected.
Cycle has not been detected on Subject_Earth.1
Looking for orders…
Error ID=UNKOWN…
Lost connection with server host: OBLIVION_CORE_X_SENTINELS_NETWORK_V.512532.41
Looking for other servers…
Server has been found.
Connecting to server: INTERNET…
Well if we don’t need to worry about the cycle then we need to focus on destroying the Abomination. It will destroy this planet even if the cycle doesn’t.
And let’s not forge Project 63 Area 51’s newest way to find us, and slay us.
Sorry, I meant forget. Not forge.
what is project 63 reaper
Hmm… What is project 63 come on come on tell us….
Project 63. Is a type of Super Adaptoid. It can absorb magic, find reapers, and kill gods. It’s pretty much the worst thing for those of us with curses on our tail right now. Hopefully, I won’t be caught unawares.
No you get the gift of actually achieving something…..bravo (claps real loudly)….trying to whistle but I don’t know how so it just sounds like I’m blowing out air…….
I guess this might be it for me…
Reaper, you’ll probably see my name on your list, but don’t bother.
Reason one: if I wanted, I could teleport you to the sun of Tatsoka… Of course, that also depends on the position of the stars and on how much power I have, but I could do that at this moment…
Two: it’ll be gone. Or maybe you’ll find a broken soulgem, but I think it’ll just disappear…
Ugh…
If there’s one thing I hate, it’ll be being unable to change your future…
I’m literally seeing my life tick away on this clock!
1 hour, 26 minutes and right now 54 seconds. 53, 52, 51, 50, ect…
I’m sorry I couldn’t help with defeating the Abomination…
So weak…
Scrap reason one, I’m so weak right now…
So tired…
Vetenari, I want to say this. I’m sorry for everything that has happened between us. Find peace friend, and go gently into the void..
…it stopped…
It just…
Stopped…
…ticking.
This doesn’t make sense…
None. At. All.
What does this mean?
Nevermind, it’s ticking again…
Hm…
Do you know that feeling of dejavu?
Weird…
Hold on, who’s that…?
I turned over your hourglass Vetenari. Your welcome.
Thanks, but…
Something is off…
I shouldn’t even have one.
Oh, and someone just imprisoned me.
No clue where exactly I am.
Maybe Canada, or Russia, or Antarctica, or USA, or Brasil, or UK, or Germany, or ect…
There are no windows in this place…
Hell, I could even be on a different planet.
Wait…
Did I just see…
Why…
How…!
What IS this body?!
You may not be able to change your future. But I can. Hold on Kzaz, I’m changing the future.
The clock is gone…
For now…
I hope it won’t come back…
Mutt, you scared the …… out of me when you made me die earlier.
Although I’m still alive, that wasn’t funny.
But thanks for saving me.
Oh wait, that guy wants some wate- woah!
He had a knife and…!
(I’m typing with my thoughts, by the way)
I should…
I dunno, I’m too weak to do something right now…
Wait a second…
I know that knife…
He is…
He’s one of the seven primary hunters from The Attackers!
Ow! That hurts…
Poisoned… Of course…
Wait, where is he taking me…
Whatever, I’m sleepy…
Just one quick nap…
Ehem kzaz the time walk spell enables the ability to go to the future and past for what ever reason needed
I can’t do much without mana…
Project 63 has booted….
Locating targets…
Targets found…
Target Number 1: Kzazrier Vetenari
Target Number 2: The Reaper
Urban Squatch has been found.
The Hatter has been located.
All Area 51 agents move in.
Warning, being hacked…
New orders, destroy Antarctica.
Loading Message: You might not know me, but I just saved you all. Your welcome.
Chupacabra out.
So, Project 63 has surfaced it seems… I need to look for the Urban Squatch… I will return friends.
Chupacabra?!
Yes!
This is great!
I’ve always wanted to see a chupacabra!
Wait…
Why am I number one…?
Am I THAT importand?
Sentinel!
Communicate with this thing please!
Ah the humans continue to be oblivious to my existence, excellent. And your welcome kzaz. Sorry kìlling you and bringing you back was easier at that point then healing you.
Every body radio silence until further notice
What is your purpose project 63 if you are to hunt monsters to extinction you are stupider than you think if you are peaceful beware the file i just downloaded onto your computer labeled “white rabbit” it can make your computer explode.
What ever you do don’t open the file “white rabbit”on your desktop screen
You may recognize me as a hero now. P.S, I wish I could say likewise Kzazier. But, I can honestly say. I have never even heard of a Kzazier Vetanari. So I can’t say I have always wanted to meet one of you. 😉
Stop encroaching on the woodland trails camp dude they now have a sign that states chupacabra
Crossing
Well aren’t we a little full of ourselves. Humans hardly pose a threat. And heroes don’t know that they’re heroes, or if they do they’re to humble to mention it.
I’m one of the Contali, Kzazrier Vetanari is just my name, although it’s starting to become a species…
Kind of…
Whatever that project is suppoed to be, it’s not Project_Y, so it isn’t THAT much of a threat…
I’m glad it isn’t.
Oh, Sentinel’s back…
I’ll let it hack Area51’s database to see if they’re starting Project_Y now…
I’ve been systematicly removing data on creatures from their systems for years
They are getting ready to start a new project though code named The Seeker
It appears to be some kind of mech hard to tell using scrying
Psst guys that idea is kind of a cross between The Monstrometer and a global positioning system. Also why is so easy to walk into a highly guarded place dressed as the mad hatter.don’t worry all attacks against me get reflected back a the attacker
I found a way to still be able to hurt you, though…
Hihi, I love doing that.
No seriously why is it so easy to get into highly guarded Area 51 facilities in a mad hatter outfit on a day that is not Halloween ether a51 is stupider than the average fetus, or in my presence people go by the old stereotype that humans will believe anything but the truth
Oh hey it’s the crazy sword that ran off with an made body that made kzazier worry/mad….how ya been…
reaper u yelled at me last night well I need ur help with the same problem its not stopping
reaper if u remember what happened last ni ght a little help I don’t know what is causing this
reaper I apologize for the first time when I ignored u but plz don’t ignore me the pains getting worse every time
Don’t worry Mary I’m sure he forgives you but I think he was just an little confused and anger tends to block confusion from one’s mind…..if it makes you feel better if I could I would give you an hug….trust that’s special there because I don’t like people giving me hugs nor do I like giving people hugs….so you must be an really close friend to get an hug from me…..
thanks scarlett the reason im complaining is because this hurts worse than when I broke my skull when I was three and oww and also my canines are always sharp like fangs
Like I said before it hurts worst not to be love ( especially by your friends) then to be hurt physically with pain…..
plz don’t talk like that before I start crying
No no I don’t want to hurt more people and make them cry haven’t I done enough with making people suffer and it’s all be cause of me…..
I can’t stop the tears I wish for everybody to be happy and not hurt but it won’t ever happen….not unless I make it happen…why do people want to hurt their own kind can you tell me that…. Why do you wish to cause pain for someone else knowing it won’t fix your pain…..why do people hurt each other there no sense behind it…..oh how my heart breaks for you…..I wish I could take away your pain and give to myself so you won’t hurt so you won’t feel pain….so I can carry all your weight and everybody else’s so that way you won’t be hurt…you won’t feel pain….you feel sorrow…you won’t have to cry….you don’t even have to be sad or depress….and then I’ll throw it all away so nobody has to feel that….if you need an shoulder to cry on I’ll be yours…..the tears will only make us stronger….
so do I scarlett ive had hundreds of people pretend to be my friend and in day turn around and hate and when I have real friends I lose them
I think I’m going to bed….I’m sorry….I’m just need to think and process things first….have to have my mind clear up for an bit….maybe yell at the wall if I need to….or just yell at myself in the mirror…..whatever works best….
I don’t know why people do that its mean and I feel sorry for everyone who has to deal with it and I know how they feel
Remember what she said”let not hate and sadness fill your heart for then evil comes of it” I remember her last words how they sound….how she said them…she always had such sad eyes even when she smiles….yet look at her fate… I can’t think right I can’t stop the way I breathing (I’m breathing pretty hard)but I just Need to calm down….
Oh man I can’t take it anymore….time to tell the truth and be set free….well here’s goes nothing wish me luck I might me dead before the night’s end….but maybe I’ll live….gosh how the heck am I gonna explain this to him….got any tips for me?…..
Besides you can’t forget your problems(or blocked them from texting you curse that stupid mortal hump and to make it worst he made Miranda cry herself to sleep so many times at night arg I’m gonna get you back and not by hurting you either something much much worst then that oh look at all the pain you cause) story talking to myself…..
I’m sorry I’ll continue tomorrow I feel dizzy and my back hurts….I almost collapse because I was crying too hard I almost blackout again….that song “keep on walking” by passenger is playing in my head….then “let me sign” by Robert Patterson keeps playing as well what does that mean?
I don’t know I don’t even know those songs
Don’t listen to them they’ll make you cry like they did to me….
scarlett I highly dout that I harldy ever cry because I keep all my feeling inside because im always judged
Well with me you’ll never be judged until the day you die scouts honor….besides crying is second nature to everyone I bet you cry more often then what you leave yourself with….
You I just notice this but that’s an pretty wolf that you have as your avatar….it reminds me so much about you….
that’s why I chose it and I harldy cry I only when I lose a pet or something really bad happens
It has an homely feeling to it don’t know why…..but I don’t mean crying on the outside….I mean internal tears they have an powerful effect…..kinda like angel tears….but they don’t heal you they give you strength when ya have none….
like I said I keep my feeling inside
But look how much you already let out…..
scarlett ur not helping I keep them inside because I cant trust anyone enough to let them know what I feel I cant even trust my parents
So why not trust me I for one out of anybody else here keep what I say….I know why because it’s hard to trust someone when they don’t understand when they are completely different but I’m the one to understand I been living long enough to know…..I might be different but we’re all the same….
I don’t know its just have u ever been told u can trust somebody then the tell everybody I just cant trust people its from being alone my whole life
Well I’ll tell you something….I don’t care if you do or don’t trust me….but I just want you to know that when you need an friends or help….I’ll be there okie dokie….
and ok scarlett
You must learn to trust for NO living creature can stand all alone
For if they do one day they fall
fenrir ive been alone my whole life I heard that saying more times than I can count and ive had my trust broken hundreds of times so I gave its not going to change so why try
Have you heard it from one who lived without trusting for two thousand years whos brother stabbed him in the head with a spear.
I try because I have to have hope
fenrir ive never trusted anyone for more than a year before they became my enemy and what I told them when I trusted them they use it as a weapon against me so I don’t trust I don’t want a repeat of what happened last time
I do Not betray and I do Not lie it is against my Nature
Besides what can I do? I’m two thousand miles away
I don’t believe u im sorry its just o never mind I don’t want to talk about or I will start crying
Well I can’t do any of those it’s just something I always been taught was bad and it’s like my belief now…..
Mary, don’t let him get to you…
Let your anger be like the cherry blossoms on a windy day, and let it float away.
I’m trying to help her to, Reaper. believe it or not I do have the capacity for “human” emotion
Human emotion, the only thing human about you, is the food in your gut.
will u two stop fighting plz ive dealt with of enough of it this year 👿
and reaper when I ask for help why do u ignore me did I do something to make u dislike me
Nope humans taste like Armpit why would I want that
I subsist mostly off of beef, pig and peanut butter
fenrir can u and reaper not fight tonight plz my back is hurting like crazy im mad and im a little dizzy so plz don’t fight
plz fenrir can u and reaper not fight im dizzy and in pain so I don’t want to have to break up another fight the last one didn’t end up the way I expected
fenrir why do I feel weird
I dunno I feel sick to my stomach, I think I’m gonna hack up my guts give me a sec……I’m done coughing up everything…..
I felt like I coughing up my lugs at church
I just feel really weak and vulnerable it’s even hurts to breath sometimes…..and that’s not good because I can hardly breath out of my nose to began with…..and I’m getting all these bruises so easily and my back IT BURNS like somebody set it on fire….and once I passed out because I was breathing too hard and my heart stop….ugh and my head is fogged up it’s hurts so bad….my..my toes sometimes go numb and I definably don’t think that’s normal….
reaper ive tried its just ive had the saddest life and all I know is anger and sadness
When the fighting is over you are going to learn to trust people or as a wolf you will never find pack
id rather be alone than have everything Ive known ripped away from me
There’s a saying that the paper is more patient than the man….so I could see your point here….but there’s also an saying that loneliness is harsher then the sting of the first winter wind…..
scarlett that’s why im so angry all the time ive been lonely my whole life una cum amico ego sum stultus schola numquam iterum tabula videndo
Actually anger causes yourself to go mad or even insane(like the mad hatter here)..,,.love heals all but with anger you perish….
I’m not mad I just am able t see so many realitys that I don’t belong any where and yet I am at home where ever I go and that is to all who understand it so confusing that they run away from their home reality and then commit suicide
Well that was depressing to read….very depressing….
whats sad
Me
How so Scarlett
I’m talking about what hatter said….running away from home and committing suicide if your confused about all that….well it was just sad…great trying to keep up an good mood but now I’m just depress….I really shouldn’t think about things so hard but can’t help it once the image is in there it stays….
What if you were me Scarlett I told them the information and then they go and do what I just wrote about I have to go to these peoples family’s and say that they died. I had to learn the hard way how to shrug off yesterday and think about tomorrow
Well here’s an idea don’t tell people about it…..and to just shrug off somebody else’s death is horrible I know you feel bad about it too….it’s like letting mortals know about the process of life….you give them the fire they use it for their own good not thinking about the consequences of their actions….there’s too much I’ve seen and felt to just let things go and think about tomorrow….they say time heals all wounds….but time never fixes what is permanent….and this wound is gonna leave a scar….
Hello old page, I’ve missed you.
Anywho, welcome to my page RB. and Hatter. This way I’ll be able to reply faster here. I have it to where it sends me an email every time someone posts.
So, tell me again what ‘crimes’ has Seth committed?
I think that my problem is a bit more important I mean my issue happened first oh and reaper please ask your high council this question “if a creature can destroy a reaper is it wise to try and obliterate it?” See what they reply then tell me oh and guardian flesh was used as the blueprint of sorts for supernatural creatures so we are higher up than the high council in fact I can tell the high council what to do
Hatter, for once in your life can you just stop being so full of yourself? For one thing they have two guardians on the council and they already stated that you are dangerously unstable. If you really want to fight that, then take your pick man. It’ll get you demoted and destroyed, but hey. Your choice.
April 7th 1313-November 15 1313 was the last time I was a threat then I paid off my debts and became free again the only reason I might seem rude or unhelpful was because I want to know that for once the supernatural world no longer needs me to be there I kill threats to survival oh and reaper want to know the final insult? Try and rip my right arm off and prepare to be offended because if you do it an angel will grow from that arm and my wound will heal and I will grow my arm back so tell me again how a man who wants nothing but peace is selfish and the think how I feel right now
As that may be true, you paid off those debts for the destruction you caused. By law you final debt is to be paid off with ultimate obliteration. You think your race entitles you to certain rights, your wrong, that’s why the council was created, so that all supernaturals will have a voice, or have you forrgotten that hatter?
RB
Richard scales has risen again you have been warned
An appropriate response to telling you that your race has no meaning to the High Council of the Supernatural.
Read my next comment that appears
I’m not just known as hatter try looking up the battle of the guardians in your reports 4499999985 deaths during that time 264705881.4 of those deaths at my hand I do not care whether or not being a guardian gives me rights but after all I have done it doesn’t matter because I say this “you are dismissed please return your scythe and cloak to the next highest authority you meet and know this 264707881.4 and I still don’t care”
Oh and guardian is not a rank it’s my species you (-|-)(|–)(-|-)(///)(\\\)
How I heard it is you can have your power stripped away really easily. And if you are going to insult me, at the very least do what AP does. At least he doesn’t use a different language to hide the fact that he’s being a sarcastic jerk. Be a man and say what you mean.
That’s like me saying I can take being a fallen angel away from you with a flick of my right hand yeah no it’s not that easy
According to you, you can. So, either your lying about your true power, or your lying about how the power can be taken away. What an interesting development eh?
I never said I could rise a fallen angel
You did say that you were the mold for all supernatural beings. And if that’s true, you can do anything you want to anyone you want.
No I said guardians were not me
You are a guardian, therefore you were a mold for supernatural creatures. Keep the story straight here Hatter. I would love to help you, but you keep threatening us even though we are merely doing justice. Now, I will ask you to accept your fate… I’m pretty sure, if you can get me and RB to help you, we might be able to slightly lessen the sentence…
My sentence is “mad as a hatter”
I’m going to take a nap… Long day at work, and dealing with you is so confusing… And if that’s a crack on my grammar, you probably shouldn’t be talking Hatter… Goodbye for a bit.
Ok I guess it is within reason true that I can change certain things about certain things but It takes a while for the changes to take effect oh and agent RB I have been trying to stay away from the underworld ever since I repaid most of my debts and anyway the body I used when I did that is dust right now I have been jumping body to body every time I die just to make sure my past never caught up to me so officially I actually have fully repaid my debts because when I did all that stuff it was about 7 bodies ago so I’m pretty sure that trial that should be going on to prosecute me is 670 years to late
Also, in my eyes Seth is more important. I know it’s stupid, but I feel as though Seth deserves a more fair trial then a ‘Guardian’ who slew 200 beings under his own protection out of boredom. If you ask me, I’ll side with the mortal on this.
Hey it was a Sunday and they said the were going to quit at the end of the day anyway so you can’t blame me for getting bored and doing weapons training to pass the time oh and really it was only 200 I could have sworn it was ten times as bad as that maybe 2000
My god I’m dealing with a Psychopath… Velanko, let me just apologize for being so rude to you lately. I see now you aren’t the threat to survival I thought you were…
Hatter, if that’s the case you aren’t a guardian, you may be super powerful, and you might even be under that species. But, that’s not guardianship…. That’s insanity! Tell me again why Seth seems to trust you more then me?
This is exactly why the council wants to sentence you to obliteration, you deserve nothing less, you don’t belong in any after life known by man or other. Your essence shall be obliterated by the being who allowed you the powers of a reaper in the first place.
RB
I’m not a reaper anymore nor am I a creature of the underworld so agent RB you have as much power over me as of current situations as a gnat
The agency as you should know, has power over you until all memories of your reapership have been wiped, unfortunately for you, you do not have the option of a memory wipe, and as such your soul must be obliterated. We have laws for a reason hatter…
RB
I would follow them or I could *remakes and jumps into portal in hat* do things my way
It was 672 years ago get over it and any way after I repaid my debts I lost my previous reaper position and memories so thank you for un capping those memories for me you just loosed the worst of the entire battle of the guardians on humanity oh and Seth trusts me more than you because he can shake hands with me without fearing for his life
-Richard “Ricky” Scales guardian general 1110-1421
I’ve had enough of your racism hatter.
RB
You know what Hatter… That comment is the final straw… I would have been willing to bury the Hatchet and move on… Maybe even working together to help the site… But now? HA! Your no better than I ever thought you were… Good luck in court, I’ll be laughing as they burn you…
“I’ve barely even started” hatter said from inside the reapers head “and anyway what fun would that be if I got my soul burned I could just reform it and get a new body to live in until you guys try this again
You forget yourself hatter, we are the masters of the soul. Even if you could reform it, we would still be able to hurt you again… And again… And again… You will never escape our grasp, you aren’t immortal hatter… The only true immortal is The God. And so, I ask you… Would you make an enemy of us? The only beings capable of destroying you?
Like father like son reaper remember?
(Out of character posting)
Yeah… I’m pretty sure that that’s not gonna go over well next Sunday… Just saying…
(Back in character)
You cannot be immortal, and even if you were I would still not be afraid of you. Everything has an end Hatter. Even the highest of supernaturals…
Light a fire at home and sit there reaper
Not this time hatter, these fires were forged by your kin, there is no comeing back for you…
Oh good but then again one cannot flame their own kin therefore it won’t work
Would you like the honors of retrieving the hatter for us, if not I’d be more than happy to track him myself.
RB
Do it yourself… He wouldn’t be alive by the time he got to court if I took him…
Verry well then, I will ready my squadron for a track and capture mission, oh boy, I haven’t been to the surface world in ages, time for some field work…
RB
But I’m all over the place how will you ever find me?
“Try again now I’m in your head oh look your memories that’s cool the inside of your head has a computer console …. Ok so let’s see here…. Oh here it is full memory better delete that it could be dangerous to the Grimm society of reapers”
Sorry Hatter, the memory banks aren’t stored in our heads. We keep them back at headquaters… Good luck getting in there… You’ll be captured, brought to court, and burned before you can say Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Thanks for the update reaps *redoes hat trick and appears at Grimm society ha and does full system wipe*
Oh but that will be your down fall hatter, the quantum tear your hats make, makes my job so much easier, you can’t cut up the universe and not have anyone notice
RB
Umm RB I don’t know if you noticed but I refuse and will continue to refuse to die even if you burn my soul I will return I don’t care how long it takes before you give up trying to kill me because it won’t happen
You cannot refuse the law hatter, you have loose ends and unpaid debts to the entire supernatural world, there is no escapeing this is the end of the line, you will be judged before the Shinigami and you will burn, and justice shall be served. Those reapers will not die in vain hatter.
This is where it ends…
RB
Oh come on I’m pretty sure at least half of those reapers are back and anyway as long as my story can be read and my words quoted and heard my soul might burn but after you are satusfied that has burned I shall rise once again because before I was a guardian I was Janus Greek/roman god of choices/doorways and gods cannot be destroyed for as long as people make choices I will prevail I am personal friends with the devil himself I am a child of God incarnate I am as much a fact as that you are currently a reaper I am a fact and you can’t destroy a fact it will come back to haunt you until the day you quit your job as a reaper all that I ask is that my debts are forgiven and I will promise to hang up my weapons all 297 of them
Interesting, I have a question for you though, why do you expect forgiveness, yet you haven’t even tried to apologize as of yet? This entire time you’ve been on trial with Seth, I’ve never heard you even say ‘I’m sorry’ how can one expect forgiveness without trying to make it right? All I’m saying Hatter, don’t try to justify it until you make a proper apology. At least then you MIGHT have a chance to survive the coming trial, with this body.
Oh you know it’s kinda hard to say “I’m sorry” to someone that is claiming that they are going to burn your soul so I apologize both for my previous actions and the fact that I didn’t say an apology sooner to some one trying to not just kill but obliterate me
I haven’t made any threats either
Again, we cannot forgive and forget until you apologize, you were in the wrong Hatter. You cannot justify what you did. At least until you realize what you did was wrong, and show your hubris.
My apology is in moderation
That was more like a thinly veiled show of contempt. Had you apoligized sooner, and with less sarcasm, we wouldn’t have gone to such extreme measures to take you to justice! Hatter, I will give one more chance… As a council member, I might be able to convince them to lower your punishment to something more tolerable.
That would be nice and I hope that I might later on be able to share some of my old weapons with you oh and I believe that burning someone’s soul is a bit harsh don’t you agree that is if you take it out of context
I don’t make the laws hatter I just alert people of there court summons. And when they really strike a nerve with me, I enforce them.
RB
Seth has comited acts of treason against the supernatural community possible endangering the lives of countless human and supernaturals creatures alike. This stems from the fact that he has been hosting a dangerous ex reaper fugitive on this site without reporting the occurrences to an official of the 3rd state of the netherworld. So in accordance he has been charged with a 495 and a 780. Punishable by eternal imprisonment, eternal damnation, or obliteration, his choice.
RB
AH! Well that is not a problem anymore RB! I don’t if you know this, but I happen to be the new host of the Pale Horseman! So, therefore Seth reported to me that he had an ex reaper on the site! I am at least a level 2 state of the underworld.
You never filed the paperwork for the report, rendering it null and void, the council meeting is in a week, if a standerd petition is not filled out by then, well, good luck convincing them of his innocence.
RB
I don’t think you understand this, I am a host for an Apocalyptic reaper, if anything that deserves a pardon on Seth’s behalf… Besides, I just filed everything on my desk. Including the report.
Seth has already been accused of the crimes for witch he will stand trial, the report will have no effect as it was filled out before the trial began and was never given to us, I fear that the only way to save seth is by a combination of your word along with others who think he benifits this world. Reapers as you know cannot reap anyone who will still improve the world.
RB
Of course I know that, that’s the only reason Walt Disney is still kicking. Not really a secret that he’s still out there, I mean jeez. It’s all over the Internet he’s hiding out under the Matterhorn. As for Seth, I KNOW he will do good for this world. I KNOW he will prevail in this trial. For if he does not… I shall quit the reaper force forever…
I hope your right about that, we can’t afford to lose you, ecpescialy in theese hectic times we live in now, there is civil war brewing amogst the reapers, this trial may be the one to kick start the war or have the tension die down. We’ll be checking in to seth promptly, watching from the shadows.
RB
Also if you intend on going through with the petition route, you may want to contact seth about it, as I do not have the athourity to help in his trial directly, gods, I’m so exiled for this…
RB
I am Lilith. I hold a Regent’s Seat on the council, holding in place of the late Summer Queen Titania. As acting regent I request a full report on Reaper/Seth and Hatter’s cases. While I can do relatively little considering I hold only the one seat on the council, my name and voice carry weight. I shall be throwing all this weight behind Reaper and Seth, though Hatter remains to be seen given the nature of the trial (sorry hatter). Also… are there any crimes I stand accused of?
I am Lilith, Lady of Babylon. I hold a Regent’s Seat on the council, holding in place of the late Summer Queen Titania. As acting regent I request a full report on Reaper/Seth and Hatter’s cases. While I can do relatively little considering I hold only the one seat on the council, my name and voice carry weight. I shall be throwing all this weight behind Reaper and Seth, though Hatter remains to be seen given the nature of the trial (sorry hatter). Also… are there any crimes I stand accused of?
Yeah posted a duplicate of this but its being moderated because I used the W-word and I didn’t want to wait 🙄
This gives a bit of weight on the council… I’ll be speaking on the behalf of the pale horseman, so that gives you the full backing of both the Reapers, and the Fae. Now we need a few more spokesman….
I’d reckon you would need the word of a high witch coven. Possibly an elemental duke or duchess of some sort. Do you know any angels who would vouch for him?
I’m one of the fallen, I don’t think they would come to my aid. Perhaps if Lillith could talk to them, I could talk to a Witch I know.
This may get me exiled but I have ties with the gondalere or Styx. I could get some shades from hades to consider vouching. Are there any people seth has helped that are currently filed as deceased?
Why am I doing this? A reaper is to stay unfavored of both sides. The surface world gets to a reaper…
RB
It truly does… My best friend is a UPS driver Sasquatch. Although, he did throw my couch out the window this year…
Wow, you are more far gone than I thought… Sasquatch ups driver you said… Hmm…
We might as well use him in court, the council are always fond of sasquatch, they make almost no trouble for us to deal with.
RB
It’s not my fault they force me to stay up here almost 24/7, the only time I even go down is on my court mandated patrol. So, even if I wanted to come back, the council chose ME to be the public face of the Grimm Reaper society.
Also I can see that you’ve abandoned your code name. Why in the worlds the council wants a public reaper I will never know.
RB
I could exert my influence over the politicians of Inferno… I’d really rather not but if it comes down to it I’ll call in a few favors, the Queen of Sin could even make an appearance, but this is a last resort. I can definitely sway the Vampires to back us and put in a good word with the Dragon representative, but they are a hard breed, and few recognize their mother. There is relatively little else I can do but open negotiations with the witches.
Try that Lillith, we might have a better chance with the council the more supernaturals we get… I suppose I’ll go speak to Michael… If I don’t get my reaper butt kicked, I’ll be back with word on the Archangel.
The Reaper, writ this day 2/5/14 Moon phase First Quarter.
Let’s see here, you only have one minor misdominer, an unfiled survey from 1543. No where near the amount the reaper on this site has forrgotten.
RB
I’ve been busy!
Unfortunately, the most backing I have in the supernatural community is with most of the undead, and Zombies won’t be that helpful unless we happen to find HFZ, in which case we might be able to get their backing for a couple of cans of brains….
NEWS FROM THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL! MICHAEL SHALL SPEAK ON THE BEHALF MORTAL SETH,FOR THE LOW PRICE OF THE HEAD OF A DEMON!
Your offer seems valid, you may take your pick of any deamon head floating around out there in the inferno. I trust that the archangel will be Verry helpful in these matters.
RB
4/5 more days until the trial, I hope we are all getting prepared for this moment in history. Did you know, there hasn’t been a human trial in the underworld since the FIRST light bulb prototype that used a traped fairy in a glass bottle. Since then we’ve had laws placed to prevent fairy slavery.
RB
New update: Seth On Survival has broken
New Orders: Find and capture supernaturals… Top interest targets… Searching… Found: Azrael Unfallen: Angel. Ex Reaper. Threat Level: High.
Agharna Phellan: Darkness Vampire. Deity. Threat Level: Extreme
Noah of Ark: Immortal, Shinigami, Reaper. Threat Level: Medium
Mr.Mutt: Hybrid, Immortal, Time Traveler. Threat Level: Extreme
Hatter: Unknown Species. Threat Level: High.
Lilith: Demon Queen. Possible romantic relation with Azrael Unfallen. Threat Level: High.
Seth Greening: Supernatural Survivoligist, Human, Good Looking. Threat Level: Medium.
Urban Squatch: Sasquatch, UPS Driver, Roomate to Azrael Unfallen. Threat Level: Laughable.
Targets are to be found and captured for examination, and dissection. Seth Greening is to be found last.
Warning: Hacking in Progress. New Orders on the way…
Self Destruct in 60 seconds.
How many times must I save you?
– Chupacabra.
Target Chupacabra: Destroy with extreme predjudice. Self destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…. Goodbye.
The answer to your question is 3 times chupacabra, oh and do you mind placing the word “guardian” under my species I’ve decided to let them have what they like on me.