Just as farmers in the northern hemisphere work to harvest their fields of corn before the cold weather comes, a human farmer who announced his plan to harvest human organs from his new human farms appears to have instigated a micro-human revolt.
Human farmer Uwe Marx publicly announced his plans to begin harvesting human organs from his company’s human farms to a conference held in Prague.
The human tissue engineer said he hopes that his farms of micro-humans will save animals from laboratory testing.
“We will close down most of the animal testing laboratories world-wide,” farmer Uwe told the Sunday Times.
While most monkeys and mice applaud the news of micro-humans taking their place under the needles and microscopes of scientists, diminutive people everywhere have expressed concern and are calling for the mobilization of a micro-human rights movement, and a fatwa on human farmers.
“This is size-ism! I’ll show him micro-human,” raged Samuel the leprechaun.
“You tell this guy Uwe that me and the dwarves and all the other so-called micro-humans are coming with an army of bunyips to kick his fat macro-a$$ and free his human livestock.”
For once I almost agreed with a leprechaun…
Survivors are advised to begin preparing for an influx of angry micro-humans.
How To Spot an Angry Microhuman
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