Just as farmers in the northern hemisphere work to harvest their fields of corn before the cold weather comes, a human farmer who announced his plan to harvest human organs from his new human farms appears to have instigated a micro-human revolt.
Human farmer Uwe Marx publicly announced his plans to begin harvesting human organs from his company’s human farms to a conference held in Prague.
The human tissue engineer said he hopes that his farms of micro-humans will save animals from laboratory testing.
“We will close down most of the animal testing laboratories world-wide,” farmer Uwe told the Sunday Times.
While most monkeys and mice applaud the news of micro-humans taking their place under the needles and microscopes of scientists, diminutive people everywhere have expressed concern and are calling for the mobilization of a micro-human rights movement, and a fatwa on human farmers.
“This is size-ism! I’ll show him micro-human,” raged Samuel the leprechaun.
“You tell this guy Uwe that me and the dwarves and all the other so-called micro-humans are coming with an army of bunyips to kick his fat macro-a$$ and free his human livestock.”
For once I almost agreed with a leprechaun…
Survivors are advised to begin preparing for an influx of angry micro-humans.
How To Spot an Angry Microhuman
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All i can say is, Cannibal.
why would he farm organs
To eat, for medical purposes, and of course, magic.
I’m thinking Zombie Chow as well
Only Whole bodies and blood are used for necromancy unless you count the wannabes that murder for livers and dance naked in forest while reciting whinie the pooh verses hoping to become unicorns.
*I try not laugh and fail*
There are other magics that require blood and organs to complete tasks. Including blood magic and even druidry. Not every magic is necromancy. Food for thought.
true enough.. Reaper do you know any healing spells? the ones I’ve tried seem to not be working…*I wince* at all..
I’m kind of the opposite of a healer I’m afraid, ask kurogane. Necromancy delves into healing at times.
Couldn’t hurt to ask…* I smirk* it does hurt to move though
*I walk out from behind Akantha* how were you injured?
I was hit in the ribs with… I don’t even what to be honest…
Mix 2ml of clary sage essential oil,1.2 ml of concentrated THC, a tablespoon of rosé water, a kilo of Epsom salt and a litre of Black Sea water mixed with half a kilo of Black Sea mud. Then fill a tub partly with negatively charged ionised water and the rest of the way with warm spring water. Make sure the water is nice and warm but not scalding hot. Then mix the essential oil mixture with the water. This should clear up the pain.
And if can’t guess it you have to soak in this tub for 2 hours.
Thank you…I just wish there was a way to actually speed up the healing process instead of simply relieving the pain.. though I shan’t complain…come to think of it…*I begin counting backwards mentally mouthing the numbers to myself* this injury should be at least partially healed by now…I received it three weeks ago and yet *I touch my hand to my side revealing some Ichor has managed to leak through my shirt*…what the he|| was I hit with?
*I frown looking at the wound* may I?
*I nod moving my arm out of the way to allow for a better view of my side*
*I crouch down and examine the wound more closely. I raise my hand and white light shines down on the wound. The skin moves slightly and then a bit of ichor pulses out of the wound, and I frown* whatever got you it was cursed. The wound is unnaturally resistant to healing magics.
Hey kurogane do you know any transformation spells or potions if you do let me know okay
*I frown* What’s bothering me the most is the fact that i can’t remember being wounded. All I can remember is the waking up and being in pain..
*I tap my chin thoughtfully* there’s several creatures that could do that to you… But none would be able to inflict this kind of wound. At a guess I’d say that you were attacked by the spirit of Lethe.
oh maybe i can try to help i found a healing spell i can post in right here and you can do it and you will not be in pain any more if it no work i can give you the stop bleeding spell or the pain less spell it will give the pain less pain so you will be in less pain
*I chew my lip thoughtfully* No, Mutt I don’t think so… Everything I know of the Lethe means a total memory wipe whereas I only have a space of about….roughly 12 hours missing from mine…I’m more concerned about finding out what type of weapon did this…
Guess where I’ve been!
Anyone…
No…
In any case I’ve been in a little dimension known as Oz…
AMA!
TL
I think I may be agreeing with Samuel the leprechaun… Micro-Humans? That’s very rude… I’m actually very large but I don’t take to sizeism to kindly…
~kakashi
Wow, sizeism. Just wow 😕 I know have lost all faith in the cognitive abilities of fallen angels. At least that’s what I think you are.
Are you’re parents siblings?
Fighting for sizeism when your huge is like screwing for virginity. It just doesn’t work.
no my parents are not siblings, and I am not huge, just slightly larger than most people. I love small people, I just don’t get along well with leprechauns is all.
This is directed at Kakashi.
Wait a second here,you’re a fallen angel right? Have you even awakened yet?
If you haven’t that may be the reason your not 9 feet tall like all awakened fallen angels are
Im around 6 foot at the moment
Hurtful…this is Azrael speaking, anyone know why I’m 6 feet under with tire marks on my favorite T-Shirt?
Is it a skull t-shirt?
Psh, maybe. 😐
If it was a skull t-shirt I apologise in advance.
maybe a truck drove over you Azrael and is it a wolf t-shirt
Well, why not synthetically make human organs? Instead of harvesting them from a farm. Harvesting sounds and is cruel and inhumane.
Wait, as hypocritical as this seems considering that I murder vampires for sport. Isn’t organ farming the same as murdering a bunch of humans and butchering them for organs? But,then again sit sounds like a lucrative business considering the world wide demand for organs to be used for transplants. .
First off gross, even by my standards…
And second why would you waste effort growing a whole body when you can literally 3D print functional human organs with the right tech. Hospitals are doing it all over. Yes you heard it organ transplants from a 3D printer.
did you really give leafpool the mark if you did can i get it plz
The Mark would kill you. I presume you enjoy living, yes? You are too young to acquire it at this time.
But
how old are youand did he really gave you the markEdited by Seth: Seth’s Safety Rule: “Never ask people how old they are on SOS and certainly never tell anyone how old you are!”
Yes I am Marked. Wait, your time will come
ok thank you leafpool
I wonder if I’m old enough to get the mark now
You’re welcome, friend 😀
I promise everyone I’m still me! I just changed my nane
Although I can say from logic that the body must first be matured before shifting can be attempted. The average and most agreed upon minimum age for an individual shifting is 17-19, although there have been younger cases. Hope this helps.
hey is just to shout this out is there another way to contact Hatter besides here?
He has a skype and a Kik, guardianr.s. and if you want the Reaper, his skype is thecastaway2. Remember…
We do not forgive,
We do not forget,
Expect us.
P.S. Amnesia is a good song…
thank you very much
Who are you?
who is who
“We do not forgive & we do not forget”
Oh dear gods. This isn’t disturbing in the least… 😯
Eventually his desire will consume this man and as he harvests from others so to will they eventually harvest from his own flesh. I am tired…..tired of putting faith in the human race and having them let me down again and again. Tired of letting my hopes and dreams lie with them and then die because of them.
If you are held up by the people you will eventually fall.
But if you hold up the people, no matter what comes, typhoon, storm or earthquake.
Uphold the people and you shall never fall. For the strongest stand up for others.
Or until you die of old age or accident or poisoning or disease or a variety of other factors.
Also, you put faith in the human race? What a laugh!
Do not dare mock my endeavour!!!!!! Man can be good, man can live up to the expectation. I see hope everyday when a father goes to work, kisses his wife in the mornings and works long and honest hours, no matter how arduous the task to get his children a better life. You lost your right, neigh your privilege to judge man long ago when you lost your humanity, when you lost your kindness, your happiness and your love. When you lost these only anger and blood lust were left, so you disappoint me even more than they do. For with all your gifts, with all your power, all your ability and you waste it seeking something against morality.
So….you stalk random families? 😐 after you have lived as long as I have, morality is not something you have. I have been in every major conflict in human history. I have seen what atrocities humans can commit. That, my frenemie is why I don’t have faith in most of humanity. Those humans that I have put faith in are mostly dead except for the current president of medicins sans frontieres. Since she is my cousins sons brothers adopted daughter. But other than that the only other humans I have put faith in are tsun tzu,Confucius,davinci,Mozart , Ghandi,Oda Nobunaga,Shakespeare,lee Kwan yew andlouis pastuer. There is only two humans whose company I greatly enjoy. The first is the current president of medicine sans frontieres,Dr Joanne liu. And the second was cao cao also known as cao ahman was one of the most powerful generals of the warring States period of Chinese history. He was one of my best friends and was also as heartless as I am.
Personally I liked the Roosevelts and Chopin. But to each their own. Morality is not necessarily lost with age, we simply become more indifferent towards it if we allow ourselves.
This I can agree with!
Personally Sidartha Gautama was a very respectable man. I do not stalk families I observe those around me, I may not be as old as you but I make up my lack of experience with my observance. Mortals who truly deserve mentioning are Confucius, Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King Jr., Mark Twain, Hotei the gentle one, Eugenio Maria de Hostos, Lola Rodriguez de Tio, Julia de Burgos, Rafael Cordero, Nicholas Tesla, Socrates, Platon, Aristoteles, Pitagoras, Arquimedes, Lucrecio, Democles and Edgar Allan Poe. These mortals have earned their respects.
I personally love Edgar Allan Poe, Achilles, Buddha, Gandhi, Seth Greening, that guy at my local coffee shop, Jesus my gardener (That’s Hay-Seuss, by the way.), Icarus, Daedulas, Romulus, Remus, Excalibur, King Arthur, Amergin Glúingel, Benjamin Franklin, Victor Frankenstein, Confucius, Martin Luther King Jr., General Custer, General Patton, Black Hawk, William (Billy) H. Bonny, Bonnie Elizabeth Parker, Clyde Chesnut Barrow, Plato, Aristotle, Archimedes, Leonardo Di Vinci, The Bard William Shakespeare (Great Reaper by the way, and of my personal favorite. The Dalai Lama.
The 14th dalai lama of the order of yellow hats.
Frigin awesome profile pic! This goes out to the reaper!
And you misspelled 6 out our 10 names
STALKER ALERT! 😛
This is meant for assanjin
So… you’re stalking a stalker? Sounds like fun 😛
*I raise my brows at Haley and say in an extremely sarcastic tone* Sure, Haley… Why not follow someone around who enjoys following others for fun. Sounds like a grand time.
*Frowns* No need to be sassy…besides your just huffy I forgot your birthday Saturday…
wait you guys are friends in real life like you guys see each other everyday
Yup! I see Kole here every single day! 😮
…we bicker every single day too… every…single…day…why do we do that again?
Because you’re stubborn and it usually ends in an argument of some form.SO MUCH STUBBORNNESS!!! 😯
*I open my mouth to say something then close it and shrug* Whatever you say Haley..
It is!
Lovely!
Okay, so I’m not only asking this question for myself but also for some of my currently-human friends (you should know who you are — *cough* — Red and WWG): Is there one, *the* God, or is the whole monotheism thing false? Or is it multiple faces of one God?
Religion is a very personal thing, and instead of waiting time and time again for *the* true answer, let’s be out with it here and now. I mean not to cause a chain of arguments, but since I *know* there are some higher-up people on here, then frankly someone must know the truth.
Are all religions *the* one or does simple human spirituality suffice. I believe in the path of pantheism (God/deity apart of everything in the world) and have gotten quite some backlash from (no one here, don’t panic) those in which I divulge it to.
I’ve never felt personally drawn to polytheism in general, but it does make some certain universal personifications easier to think about. Monotheism just seems so… *vast* to comprehend and, as such, is difficult to believe without question.
I was not raised with religion, but I’ve always felt the presence of elemental (earth, air, fire and water) “spirits”, for lack of a better world, safe and grounding energies that they give to me when I am with them.
With that, who here is willing to bring others *out* of a state of ignorance and *into* a state of awareness?
(I’m expecting to see replies from Assanjin, Reaper and Eris…. so everyone, really, just feel free to go to town here with the theology and philosophy.)
Well the best answer here is, yes but no, all theories are both correct and incorrect at the same time so there is no actual answer
thats just what someone says when they don’t know what they talking bout’ ( ͡° ʖ ͡° )
(HI!
) So, what to you think? Obviously there is something — you’re Chaos incarnate.
My personal recommendation: Read the bible. The entire thing, front to cover. Don’t skip any parts don’t gloss over anything. If you still believe in a god after that… Well then that’s your belief.
I’m attempting to read between the lines there… so is there a god or did humanity create religion for the sake of comfort?
Make sure you read the tidbit about me!
Hey Lilith, you haven’t used the thing inside the USPS box have you?
TL
😯 *awe* Really, where are you? What text of what religion?
She was the wife of the first man, Adamu who was later known as Adam.
There is no one true god as a being, he is more of a force, gravity, time, space, mass, volume, speed, basically all physical laws are him/it. He is the forces that comprise as opposed to the one who created them. Men tried giving it a name and face of ironically something that has no name and no face as Christians strangely enough just call him God instead of by a proper name which further adds to the evidence that we are dealing with a force and not a being. It acts upon programming and not upon will. For example if you were good or bad gravity will not stop from pulling you down if you fall.
I’ll have to side with hatter on this one, but mabey I can explain a little better…
You see, our universe is infinite, and in an infinite universe all things must exist, but must also not exist, it’s intrinsic to the nature of infinity…
RB
Two sides of the same whole…
Faith and science, I have learned, are two sides of the same coin, separated by an expanse so small, but wide enough that one side can’t see the other. They don’t know they are connected.
Black and white, light and darkness, cold and heat, existence and nonexistence; one cannot be without the other.
All faiths, religions, theories and creeds exist and are true but yet still are devoid of meaning, of *reality* on the other side of the coin, yes?
hey agent TL i want the truth did you receive a hat from hatter?
I have not , but Hatter’s hats are only one way to get across the multiverse, as a reaper I get “special access” to several of the known realms, and If I can get a warrant issued, potentially more.
Currently I have access to:
Earth
All Afterlives
The Land of Ash and Bone
And now more recently Oz
P.S. Hatter if you’re listening, I’ve made progress…
TL
hatter seems to be having issues delivering a hat to me so he told me to either contact you or NOAH
What did you make progress on Noah? I hope it’s not a way to take over wonderland because that is getting really old
been unable to find him
I’ve been granted the ability to feel, my dear hatter…
*opens coat and reveals the tin man’s heart attatched to his chest.*
Isn’t this great! True love can finally be realized for me 🙂
And all it took was the tin man’s life…
I couldn’t be happier 🙂
TL
That’s awesome Noah, but wait one last thing *i hit TL right where the tin man’s heart is and it sinks into his chest like a struggler in quicksand* it’s what’s on the inside that counts
Let me put it like this Leafpool
You can prove something exists, but you cannot prove something does not exist.
Oh how I hate these questions.they make my head hurt
I am looking for a quest and my girlfriend Vrax
And I’m looking for a cure for Ebola and a chance to have lunch with the president of medicins sans frontiere!
If you are looking for a cure, pay attention to the blood of it’s survivors, they hold the cure in their bloodstream. Their antibodies will be immune to the Ebola and kill it off.
That’s what I’m trying to do but for some reason the antibodies keep dying after 2 hours which makes it really hard to put them into solution 😐 plus the testing isn’t complete I’ve only tested it on half wolves and some humans that I keep around as guinea pigs. So far it only increases their survival rates by 2-3% it’s really hard to find a cure that works.
What about undeath? Mortal.
I can’t revive bacteria and antibodies, they lack souls
I’ve been really cold lately..
….I think I caught something…J’ai souffre….can clouds cacth on fire?
no clouds cant catch on fire
Wat if I invent a cloud that could…so now you can’t say yes or no to that question…
yes
I heard its gonna be a red full moon oh the 8th…I don’t trust red moons…I better get my tiger’s eye…something big in humanity is going to happen soon…
Hail Scarlett Lupa,
Many thanks for the reminder. Tell me, what value is your tiger’s eye on the Blood Moons?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Well that means it’s time to catch me some cupids! Or if I’m lucky some demons for their souls. Tricky bunch they are! It’s blood moon barbecue time! I think I’ll go wrangle up some matsutaka,omi,Kobe and sanda wagyu beef from some unsuspecting farmer in Japan. Also I’m getting my annual Hokkaido snow beef delivery! Should I get a Tuscan rosè or a French Pinot Grigio?
Wine that is
The value is extremely great…hasn’t anyone ever told you: once there comes a blood moon,something big will happen soon…bad or good…anyways it’s kinda a protection charm…the total eclipse happen this morning and the lunar eclipse is happening tonight…I got a real good feeling something gonna happen…I just know…
Me having a barbecue is a big deal! Do you think it’s easy to feed 40000 relatives,sub-house representatives and other clan heads!
Well I’m bored so let’s start a story chain!
Please explain how we can do this
just type in a sentence and we’ll attempt to continue it until the story becomes so convoluted that it’s basically gibberish
*I wake up suddenly and almost pass out again from the pain in my chest. I groan* the bullets… In my chest…
*Looks at Kole and Raven who are busy with Ice’s other wounds then begins the delicate procedure of removing the bullets*
Akantha: βλασφημία.. Ice what happened?
Me: *continues removing bullets trying to be careful so as not to do any more damage to Ice* He was shot obviously… *looks at Ice* what the he|| shot you?
*I grit my teeth as one of the bullets comes out* Madame Shade.
*then wwg comes* omg what happend ice ice:wait do you hear that everyone:yes ice:i think it coming from the bush over there wwg:ya me too *someone shots a silver bullte at wwg’s side* ahhhh help help get it out get it out *ahhh wwg screms in pain*
*then the shoter kepet shooting wwg**wwg screamed in pain keep screaming and screaming til it was over**haley took out the bullets out when the shooter stop shoting reaven went after the shooter the same shooter that shot ice but reaven lost him/her*ahh omg uhh ahhh ow ow ow wwg said
*I gesture for Haley to continue helping pwolf while I take over removing the bullets from Ice* You don’t seem the type to provoke people for no reason Ice, and so I repeat; what happened?
*I snarl as another bullet comes out* she is…was… Someone I cared for deeply. Zanthre forced me to slay her. Obviously she didn’t take kindly to that. *I close my eyes and frown* she shouldn’t even be able to exist within this timeline…
Hmm….. Morgenstern’s work perhaps? *I raise one brow inquisitively* Oh! Thank the gods! *I hear the tall-tale snarl from Ice as I remove the last bullet* 13 bullets in your chest…
*as soon as the final bullet leaves my skin seals and the bruises fade. I sit up heavily and look at the manacles that bind my hands* This could be problematic.
*I inspect them closely* These are the same as the ones reapers use in the underworld…*I pull out a key and simply unlock them*
yo not cool i do i have to be the one to do this by myself noone even replyed to keep this going
*ahhh wwg screms in pain while all the bulltes come out* ahhhh ow ow ow ow sssssss ow
*then when one of the bulltes came out wwg yelp and growl in pain**uhhh ahhhhhhhhhh i scremed when one of the bulltes was hard for haley to get out* wwg:im …losing… a..lot…of blood..uh *wwg faints*
*sighs in exasperation* thank god now maybe I can get some of them out correctly since she stopped squirming *gestures for Akantha to begin closing the bullet wounds after she finishes doing the same for Ice*
wwg:uhhhh what happened ssssss uh akantha:dont move wwg your wounds are still healing ok wwg:ok i wont move ahhhhh akantha:whats wrong wwg:idk i think… im turning ahhhhhhhhhh get out just get out and take ice with you guy ahhhhhhhhh *wwg’s claws come out and her teeth too and she keeps changing and changing then she stop**wwg slamed into the door to get out and trying attack akantha,ice and haley but then wwg claim down and changed back*akantha:wait do you hear that everyone:ya akantha:its quit i think she claimed down and changed back *everyone go in and find wwg in human form again*
Haly and akantha put werewolf girl on the bed *werewolf girl woke up* wwg:uhh ow my side hurts a lot why haly:cuz you got shot and your still healing don’t move k wwg:k akantha:now you and ice needs to rest *wwg and ice go to sleep and rest*
Not bad! 🙂