News from an unexpected pantheon this week, the normally implacable, peaceful Hindu gods have been witnessed in serious training, buffing up and developing new powers for an unknown onslaught against the forces of darkness and/or aging. 
According to the Wall Street Journal, dark changes have been witnessed in the Hindu gods of late as this artist’s rendering reflects —>>>
For decades this peaceful pantheon has focused mainly on keeping calm, meditative watch on tourists to India but now it appears this epoch is at an end, as gods like Rama prepare to wage an unknown war.
Of particular concern to god watchers at the Wall Street Journal is the god Rama, who appears to have donned his old armour and resurrected his army of vanaras, or deadly supernatural monkeys and bears.
“I should have known something was going on when Rama replaced his or topknot with those dreadlocks and started training at night with Lord Krishna,” says Sita, Rama’s wife. “But I just thought he was having a midlife crisis. After centuries of smiling for tourists, I figured he just needed a break. You know before we married he lived alone in the forest and fought demons almost every day. ”
Sita thinks he might be training to defeat Ravana the demon king once and for all.
“He never quite forgave Ravana for kidnapping me that time. Rama could be out for his final revenge.”
However many god observers speculate there may be something bigger at play.
“You know something bad is coming when the Hindu gods rise up,” stated renowned supernatural survivologist Dr. Dominicus Von Buren. “Historically they work well with other pantheons of gods and goddesses. I wouldn’t be surprised if this has a global effort of epic proportions.”
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Ooh, I must be causing quite a stir. If the Vishnu is beginning to take notice, I am really in trouble. Best step up my game a bit… Next stop, India to find the demon king Ravana.
Ooh, I must be causing quite a stir. If the Vishnu is beginning to take notice, I am really in trouble. Best step up my game a bit… Next stop, India to find king Ravana.
Hail Reaper,
Thanks for keeping on. Are you claiming full or partial responsibility for this Hindi uprising?
Either way, you should know this will have consequences on tourism. Who’s going to risk a ritual head shaving under the watchful eyes of a god who now shoots magic lasers?
Hmm actually… I might book that now…
Seth
Can I take pop corn and curry because Rihanna is dead, Ganesha killed him ages ago hahahahahahahaha I already know he will be defeated.
Ravanna damn auto correct
Shri Ram te Ram te te am. How many years it has been since I saw Brahma and Ram. If he is dusting off his bow then it must be bad.
Hail Assanjin,
Er what does Shri Ram te Ram te te am mean? And what was the last time you saw Brahma and Ram?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Shri Ram te Ram te te am means Hail Ram lord Ram. The last time I saw them was years ago while I was in deep penantful meditation, repeating Om Brahmare Nama for three weeks on the highest mountain in my island, if you do it for long enough to appease Brahma he gives you one wish or boon as he calls it, well as I recited it for the third week in a row the skies themselves opened and Brahma came down from his lotus throne lord Rama standing next to him and he uttered:
You who are dragon kin have let go of your kinds pride to appease me, ask two boons of your desire.
I simply said, lord Rama, Shri Brahma, I ask of you two gifts, wisdom to rival that of ten thousand worlds and the power to bring whatever I think into reality.
He simply answered it shall be done, I give you the title of Akai Assan and give you the boons you ask.
He dissapeared afterward in a flash and felt a sudden surge of energy.
That Seth is how I met the Hindu God of creation and Laguna Vishnu’s tenth incarnation.
Rama Vishnu’s sixth incarnation damn auto correct.
hey seth i am a werewolf im a wild werewolf my element is earth and the other thing is Egyptian thats my group not my clan you know what i mean
I just got word from mercury my temple doors are open, it is in fact a war with who Is well known the giants have come back and are starting their assault in Rome it self all survivors are warned to take up arms in whatever way possible
Rama! Now there’s a deity I haven’t spoken to in a long time. Roughly 20 thousand years.f##### owes me cash.makes great curry though!
Wait…WHAT 20 thousand years what the hell?
I’m 24 billion years old!those of Gane blood Stop aging at the equivalent of 27 in human age. AKA is a special case where she stops ageing at the human age of 19. Which makes her look like a school girl
Nice I’m still older though. Did you ever have contact with me I wonder? My memory is still clouded what with having been dead for the last 6000 years or so.
Oh lovely back to this old thing. I’m older! I’m older! Look at me I’m so old! Well I’m the best looking of you lot but you don’t see me bragging about it.
How many years older? Fenrir ice born
He doesn’t know. It was 1.6 billion, than over 13 billion, now it’s more than 24 billion. Fenrir once claimed to have invented water, if memory serves.
hey lilith i been waiting for a good spirit i want one
i mean god spirit
Kuro here, selling undead samurai warriors for one human heart each!
Did I say 24 billion? Sorry that was a mistake one my end. Sorry I meant 28 billion
Deitus malefactum tev eut set Thanaty demora, Shri Ganesh, Shri Vishnu, Shri Shivaeam, Shri kalki, Shri Ram, Shri Gautama et Shri Krishna Devi a namaha. I laugh at the pitiful Reaper, conquer the world hahahahaha, raise an army hahahahaha, bring death to everyone hahahahahaha we all die anyway, he knows not what they truly did to him and so he marches thinking he is as powerful as ever hahahahahaha. I’m sorry but it’s far too fun and hilarious to know something even the grim reaper does not know.
Didn’t you know? Kuro-nii(as of 6/1/14) is 24 billion years old! Those of (hybrid/Pure) Gane blood age about a year every thousand years! Currently I am 19 billion years old! 😀
AKA! Don’t tell people my age! It makes me feel old!
And don’t you dare say robin’s age! 👿
His wife is 27 billion! 😈
She’s NOT a GANE! It’s just that KURO-NII cast a spell on her that made her immortal, just like KURO – NII!
His wife is older than him if you didn’t catch it!
Older my ass! You know I’m 28 billion.! Did I ever mention that you are a great pain In the ass 👿
Interesting I never had much contact with the Hindu deities they were of the third faction and isolated themselves from us often. It’s possible that they too know what is coming.
Chi chi chi……just teasing. Kuro-nii 😈
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