Did Dangerous Pyramid Hugging Ceremony Take Place?
Disturbing news out of Egypt today. The Great Pyramid of Khufu is closed for a secret ceremony by a mysterious religious group who wants to hug the great power of ONE into the world at 11:11 on this day of many ones 11-11-2011- er I mean – 11. (Please ignore that two. And the zero. There Can Be Only Ones today!)
The un-named group announced its intention last week to form a human chain of 120 people around the biggest pyramid on earth and embrace it at exactly 11:11 on this auspicious date. Which admittedly seems like nine too many pyramid huggers, but read on before you judge.
Remember Khufu’s pyramid, the largest pyramid and Wonder of the World, is believed to be the intended resting place of the Pharoah Khufu himself. However the king has been restless. His chamber lies empty at the heart of the Great Pyramid while his mummy and his treasure have never been found. Instead there’s just an empty red granite sarcophagus in the centre of the room and a mysterious tunnel system for the dead Pharaoh to come and go without ever being seen. Over the centuries hundreds if not thousands of treasure hunters have tried and failed to find the Pharaoh and his gold.
Fast-forward to today, the day of many ones: 11-11-11. Is this mysterious pyramid-hugging ritual about channeling the power of One – or just the best way to catch a wily undead king? Or both? On a day when There Can Be Only Ones, Khufu himself is sure to make an appearance.
Egypt’s Antiquities Authority Mustapha Amin denies everything, even that the Great Pyramid Hug ceremony took place.
Everything is normal,” he said. “The only thing different is the closure of the Khufu pyramid… for a secret ceremony [sic]… The Great Pyramid will re-open tomorrow. If there is a tomorrow.”
Hmm, Khufu’s pyramid. I wonder if I should go there sometime and try to find Khufu and his treasure. I’ve never been to Egypt either, it might fun.
I’ve met a mummy in museum before, he didn’t like being away from his crypt but, he did like the attention he was getting. He also mentioned that when a person is alone and wanders off that he’ll start talking and freak that person out.
As for other mummies I’m clueless. Seth, What safety measures should I take when I face other mummies?
Hail Zyboragon,
Thanks for keeping on and for keeping up with the supernatural state of the world. I guess that’s how museum mummies deal with the boredom of their jobs. Who can blame them?
The only thing worse than a bored museum mummy, is an angry museum mummy roused by looters, like what happened last February: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1965
As for survival tips there are a few – but not many – here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1340. With your help this is an area we can work on and maybe add them to the Monstrometer next.
Thanks for all your help on the site.
Seth
Hail Seth,
Thanks for keeping on and showing me these links. I always enjoy reading informational posts that benefit survivors. Also thank you for editing my typo, (nifty ability you got there). Also Your welcome.
Do you happen to know anymore mummies I could possibly talk too? The one that I mentioned earlier keeps going on about how he “used to rule”.
Also, why are dragons such greedy creatures? I’ve never had a fascination for treasure until I became a dragon.
Any information would be most appreciated.
P.S stole your phrases. Ha Ha.
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Hail Zyboragon,
Thanks for keeping on. My apologies for overlooking this post until now. Please steal any phrase or expression you want around here – just be sure to leave one every now and again too. In case I run out. See I only have a few. I’m always on the lookout for a new one.
And thanks for your ongoing mummy research. I expect dealing with Museum Mummies might be different than mummies in the wild. What do you think? BTW which museum mummy did you encounter?
As for dragons being greedy er, with all due respect, is this a trap? If I agree and offer an explanation, are you going to flame me down on my own site? No offense but I have a bit of history with you draconians around here!
Seth