Los Angeles – Photos of menacing bunnies hopping in from all over the world today.
I know it’s Easter, a solemn occasion we mark with eggs and chocolate ostensibly provided by a powerful bunny-like creature but survivors, if your chocolate comes hand-delivered by a lurching Leporidae disguised as leader of the safety patrol, or a vicious chihuahua riding a giant rabbit (below) just say no.
What’s going on here? Well recall rabbits have been animals of prey for tens of thousands of years. Imagine, twenty thousand years of other animals eating you. That can really get to a species.
Now imagine your best defense strategy is freezing, thumping your tail and making lots of little leverets to try and beat the odds aka: the you-can’t-kill-us-all! defense.
Likewise, the humble Chihuahua has been the brunt of jokes for at least as long. Is this the year together they finally wreak their revenge on us all? This photo from England today shows them teaming up to stop traffic and terrify firefighters.
If you see either of these suspicious rabbits, just run. I can not stress this enough. Do not accept the chocolate. Do not snap a photo. Do not text “OMG’. Okay well maybe the photo. But then run. Just make sure that you email me the photo!
Seth, I will reassure you: if I shall come across this horrifying beast, I’ll eat it. That way no one else will have to run from it.
Hail Kindacreepedoutchick,
Thanks for the eating offer. Do you really think you can eat this whole giant bunny? He was like over 7 feet tall!
Seth
Woah woah their! i undertsnad that bunnies might come but, i am confused about it… i mean its Easter! The Birth of Jesus (i heard its Christmas or Easter i dont know) but how is a giant killer bunny? is gonna try to have revenge? what did we do?
I am NOW sorta afraid of Easter now -.-
Hail Helpingfella :D,
You should be afraid!
Seth
Hail Seth,
😮
Thanks, Helpingfella
Guys! guess what i was on failblog ( a funny fail site) they came out with a bunny site and all that with jokes i was looking at one of theme (its sorta funny) but i noticed it sorta looked like the bunny above!
http://sketchybunnies.failblog.org/2011/04/22/sketchy-bunnies-party-bunnys-long-night-and-hungover-morning/
Hail Helpingfella :D,
That does indeed look like the same bunny or maybe his twin. (at least cousins!)
Pretty scary in any case.
Keep on keeping away from bunnies with chainsaws.
Seth
Oh great. It’s that time of yet again. Killer bunnies in the streets. I made up a song to the tune of jingle bells
“Killer bunnies,
Killer bunnies,
They are in the streets!
Killing of the parents,
And poisoning the kids,
They think it is a lot of fun,
Watching people die!” That’s as far as I got. Anyone want to add anything to it?
is in a nightmare not dream)))
i love rabbits, but this furries and their costumes are scary, thanks to them my life was ruined
CHAINSAW AHHHHHHHHH im not scared -.- that looks like a costume
or a killler demon bunny in a bunny suit ^_^ yay i love killer bunnys ill go animal on them thatll be YUM (poor bunny if its reAL and not a killer)
Well Seth if I see any I’ll eat them and give you the chainsaws. I do hope they come calling bunnies are very tasty.