Exploding Moscow Meteorite da14 Cargo ?

Less than 24 hours before huge Asteroid da14 is due to swing by Earth, a huge meteorite exploded over Russia today, injuring bystanders and fuelling fears about dropping interstellar cargo and damaged alien spacecraft.

A large meteorite, thought to have broken off an asteroid, possibly even the Asteroid da14, just exploded over the city of Chelyabinsk, breaking windows and raining unidentified debris on 1200 people.

Did da14 drop a muffler or a ditch a crate of blue Bantha milk? Did the Russian military shoot it before it hit the ground?

Until more info is known about the Russian meteorite, Survivors who have a passenger ticket for Asteroid da14 or who are expecting a shipment to arrive today, are being advised to stay put.

February 16, 2013 UPDATE:

The jury is still about re: the providence of this huge meteorite. An angry alien on board da14 throwing rocks at Earth? That’s my personal theory. (I’m betting on Dazai. That Plantalien had such a hate on for Earth!)

Thankfully nobody was seriously hurt, but over 4000 buildings lost windows and around 1200 people were struck with debris. Divers are searching the bottom of a frozen lake and da14 has come and gone now. Until they recover the meteorite we will not know for sure.

An SOS truer-than-true story…