An SOS traffic advisory this week, Code Red with flames, after an alarming increase in the number of demonic vehicle deaths reported around the world.
This infernal motorcycle from Mumbai, India was found abandoned on the side of Mahul Road following one of the worst traffic days on record. While demonologist and accident specialists are still investigating the situation, statisticians note that Mumbai’s traffic fatalities rate is one of the worst in the world.
It’s too early to say if the demon in question was responsible for the hellacious traffic that day or a victim of it along with everyone else.
No demon has come forward to claim the bike yet, however several demonic bike mechanics have offered to fix the machine and sell it on EBay.
Meanwhile from Singapore, another shocking traffic revelation. While it has long been observed that demons prefer the speed and versatility of their bikes, a new kind of demon appears to be going big.
This demonic tanker truck was spotted in Singapore. While difficult to tell the scale by this photo, it is the roughly the size of a fuel truck.
Forensic analysis on the bone tank have revealed a persistent hydrogen sulfide residue, confirming its status as a means of demonic transportation built in the underworld.
The truck has been quarantined in Singapore for safety as touching a demonic vehicle = instant death.
Meanwhile this supernatural traffic advisory is reminding survivors that while these vehicles look pretty cool, they are deadly. If you see one by the side of the road, or anywhere else for that matter, under no circumstances should you approach. Even with a gas mask and proper gloves, the hydrogen sulfide will get you.
And if the hydrogen sulfide doesn’t get you, the demon who owns the vehicle very likely will. See, demons have no respect for traffic laws and this applies to parking. When they leave a vehicle, they expect it to be there when they return. They don’t care that it’s causing other beings to drop dead around it.
Don’t let one of those beings be you! If you see a demon vehicle, alert the site and we’ll send an expert to the scene.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com