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Dangerous Dragons Blood Trend

Would you spray a dragon’s blood on your face?

Will this spray give you the complexion and immortality of a dragon?

Will this spray give you the complexion and immortality of a dragon?

Not since the dread vampire facelift has a more dangerous supernatural beauty trend reared its scaly head. Beings around the world hoping to acquire the immortality of a dragon, if not the scaly complexion of one, are shelling out big bucks for potions and lotions like this one, which claim to be made with real dragon’s blood.

So popular is this disturbing trend that you may notice bottles like this one at your local pharmacy very soon.

“For thousands of years now, people have sought to extend life, to find the elixir of youth and to wash themselves in the pool of eternal life,” says the website of the company who makes this grisly product. “Living forever, for some, is a dream that they wish would come true…our dragon’s blood anti-wrinkle creams are the simplest way to beat old age.”

SIMPLE, you say, oh crazy cosmetics company? Oh yeah, how simple is this: you just locate a dragon’s secret mountain-top lair, get close enough to bleed him or her as quietly as possible, tapping their blood while avoiding being flamed or acidified or just plain clawed to death to safely transport your bloody haul to the headquarters of aforementioned crazy cosmetics company.

And before you pick up that tester and give it a spray, consider this. While dragons do in fact live hundreds if not a thousand years or more, have you looked at their hides close-up? After a few centuries, let’s just say things get scaly. Do you really want dragon scales on your face for hundreds of years? Sure, you’ll be mostly bullet-proof and flame resistant but will that compensate for the staring children?

Maybe, but another little known fact, these scales are one of the main reasons most older dragons stop transitioning back and forth from human to dragon. When their scales stop growing back as quickly as they once did, most older dragons will look like a giant plucked chicken for weeks after a protracted stint in human form. No draconian wants to look like a plucked chicken, ever. Plus if you have managed to achieve gold or platinum scales, would you want to see them fall out? Would you leave them unguarded in your cave while you go about your human life in the village below?

Now before you point it out, I will agree this could be a case of false advertising. Certainly the product does not appear to contain the blood of any dragon I have ever met. Although it’s hard to judge as the dragons around here tend to be pretty good at keeping their blood inside their bodies.

But until we can get a hold of a sample and send it to a lab we won’t know for sure. So if you see this suspicious supernatural product on a shelf near you, please try to get a sample in a safe container and let’s find out. Just watch behind you for angry dragons…

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12 comments to Dangerous Dragons Blood Trend

  • Kzazrier Vetanari

    Hm… Dragon blood, eh?
    Could be possible, since most of the mana is stored in the blood…
    But why dragon blood? If I would make those kind of product, I’d just collect sone mana, cool it down until it’s a liquid and then put a heat-enchantnent on it so it doesn’t freeze anything it touches. That, with the right enchantments, would work much better…
    Although I get it why they chose dragon blood… Some of the mana in their blood already has the right enchantment. However, in that blood also is the enchantment to grow scales…

  • Zereth

    Dragon blood. Hmm… dragon blood………
    ….

    *Beep, beep, beep, device has lost connection.*

  • Rusty

    Tell me where I can get some of dat!

    • Kzazrier Vetanari

      You don’t want it, trust me.
      I have done some research on long-term side-effects, and they are… ‘Distubing’…
      Let’s say… You skin will melt. Your brain will slowly drip out of your ears, your tears will become gas the moment it touches your skin, however… There is a benefit, you can now breath fire! Just ignore the fact that you will damage your inerior body…

    • Kzazrier Vetanari

      You don’t want it, trust me.
      I have done some research on long-term side-effects, and they are… ‘Distubing’…
      Let’s say… You skin will melt. Your brain will slowly drip out of your ears, your tears will become gas the moment it touches your skin, however… There is a benefit, you can now breath fire! Just ignore the fact that you will damage your interior body…

  • Rusty

    😯

    Also, Seth. I’m gonna send you an email and I want you to make a report on the main site on this…I’m to embarrassed to say what it is

  • Adisa

    Where the hell do they get the blood ? 😳 😯 -__-

  • Adisa

    Hello,
    Is this product availible in
    Austarailiisaan pharmaces,
    Please reply soon
    -Adisa

  • Scarlett Lupa

    It’s not the matter where they get the blood it the matter how they get the blood I’m pretty sure would use every data base, computer, books , and possibly forbidden magic to get what they want sick people they are and not take blood kill and steal it….

  • Blade

    I find that very offensive being the most powerful dragon that ever existed and all

  • Lilith

    Yes and a number of processes would have to take place for dragon blood alter humans in such a way, just using pure dragon blood without any other kind of practice really won’t do much good for you.

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