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Catching Fairies in a Jar Dangerous Trend

July 29, 2013 By Seth 73 Comments

Fairy In A JarThis week a dangerous new trend is lighting up the world – catching fairies in a jar. Who is doing this and how and why?

It may seem fun to catch a travelling fairy and keep it in a jar but if you or someone you love is planning to engage in this dangerous new hobby, stop and read this first. Your very survival depends on it!

You may have seen it going around, fairy trap making instructions that describe how to bait a clear glass jar  with the contents of a broken glow stick and bits of coloured paper to simulate fairy dust, before strategically placing the jar in the branches of trees in high traffic fairy areas. The idea here being that fairies, like birds and insects and other flying beasts and beings, have difficulty detecting the presence of glass at high speed.

“If you have positioned the baited jar just right, in the middle of a known fairy chemin {fairy highway} the jar will light up when a fairy flies in it. This is your signal to place the lid and screw it tight,” reads one dangerous website before going on to describe fun party games you can play with a fairy in a jar, games like Shake the Fairy and Make a Wish. Games that are just so wrong on so many levels.

How many levels? Well start with three:

LEVEL ONE WRONGNESS OF FAIRY JARS: 

Shaking a fairy in a jar might seem like a fun little personal light show to you but think about it from the fairy’s point of view. You have just trapped her/him in travel form, a form that looks like a pretty streak or ball of light to you and fits easily into your jar now, but which must be maintained by sustained unidirectional motion. By shaking your fairy, you are making her dizzy and very possibly sick to her stomach, which in turn makes it difficult if not impossible for her to maintain light travel form. Plus, it’s a little known fact that while fairies don’t really eat per sey, they are world-famous vomiters.

And if your fairy can’t maintain travel form, then what happens? Well for starters:

LEVEL TWO WRONGNESS:

What makes you think all fairies will fit comfortably in your little jar anyway? Sure, in motion, they all look like a pretty ball of light or will-o-wisp or whatever but that’s where the similarities end. Have you ever seen a tooth fairy at work, for instance? If you have, then you know what I’m talking about. Do you really want an angry tooth fairy  who didn’t make his quota that day because you trapped him in a tiny jar without even a single air hole poked in the lid? Which brings me to….

LEVEL THREE WRONGNESS: 

After you stuff a busy fairy into a jar with no lid and shake her around for a few hours, do you really think she is going to grant you a magic food stick that makes every kind of food appear on it? Why? Just because you opened the lid and offered to let him out? Really?

Even if you can convince the fairy you weren’t the one who trapped her in the jar, that you’re just the helpy bystander to let her out – which you probably can’t because that fairy is going to be mad – but even if you could, think about it. Fairies are not omniscient or omnipotent beings. Each fairy has their particular area of specialization. What makes you think you have captured the right fairy for your wish? You could have a delayed a simple Parking Fairy in that jar. Or the even lesser known, Lost Sock Fairy. Point is, he or she probably can’t give you millions of dollars — even if he wanted to. Which this fairy most assuredly does not want to do because you trapped him in a jar, remember?

Which brings us to…

WRONGNESS LEVEL FOUR: 

Ever trap a bee in a Coke bottle, shake it up and then let it go? If you have then you know what I’m talking about. Now multiply that by a thousand times and add some fairy magic. What do you get? Bad hair for life. Missing socks. A stem where your legs used to be. Not a party, let’s just be clear.

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  1. Kzazrier Vetanari says

    July 29, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Seth, thanks for putting this on here…
    I’m staying with some people I can trust, and there’s this girl who is catching fairies as hobby… She didn’t manage to actually catch one yet, but she was very close to it when I came to warn her. So, thanks alot for warning me just in time.
    By the way, do you know anything that can… Er… ‘Ghostify’ stuff? I saw a boy stealing from someone, so I followed him. Then he touched a wall and ran straight through it… The wall had a strange aura for five seconds, then I tried to do the same… And let’s just say, it worked, kind of… My thumb managed to go through before the wall became normal again. It hurt like hell, and I had to waste alot of my power to get it free again… Very annoying… So, does anyone know something that can ‘ghostify’ stuff?
    I hope I get some answers,
    Kzazrier Vetanari

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    • P5t5r says

      July 30, 2013 at 12:13 am

      Well atoms are mostly empty space. In theory if you could get the bits of atom that are actual matter to go in between each other you could in theory walk through walls. The probability of this naturally occurring is so little (especially for something as thick as a wall) that it would take virtually eternity to pass through walls so I wouldn’t advise you to try. However with a little magic anything is possible. Magic could help a person and the wall move out of each other’s way without killing the person. I do admit that I have no idea who might posses this kind of magic. I would advise asking the community on the Witch page if there is anyone in particular who would be able to do this.
      Your local Cyborg,
      P5t5r

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      • Kzazrier Vetanari says

        July 30, 2013 at 3:44 pm

        Okay, I’ll try that… Oh, and P5t5r? I’ve always been curious about this… Do you, as cyborg, work on windows or something like that? And… Do you remember everything you see and hear or do you have to activate something to remember? Oh, and about the ghostify thing, I think he changed the wall to a gas for a moment… But that doesn’t explain it getting back to its normal form again that fast… And why was my finger IN a wall? Hm… On second thought, I don’t think he changed the wall to a gas… Do you know the triangle from gas and liquid and stuff like that? Maybe there’s another one, another one in the middle of that traingle… Just a guess… On second thought (again), I don’t think that’s the case… Your theory sounds more… Logic. That guy must be very powerful… Maybe I can get him to give us some information, if I just could talk to him… I’ll let you know when I find out more about this boy, my Contali side is needs to collect some more power…
        Until then,
        Kzazrier Vetanari

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        • P5t5r says

          July 30, 2013 at 5:27 pm

          I don’t run on windows. I have my own Operating System designed to be more compatible with my human side. I have a preference for Macs, but I think that’s just because my parents are elementary school teachers and I grew up with Macs at home and in their classrooms. The integration of my robot and human parts is pretty seamless. The robot part is more or less a part of me just as much as the biological. It’s sort of like my subconscious in that it runs in the background to help me out. I have some control over it but it mostly runs itself. It is one of those essential systems like your heartbeat or breathing that is always on and always trying to serve you but you have little to no conscious control over it. Like I said it’s like a part of me. The robot and human part both function smoothly and in union as if they were one. I owe a great debt to whoever is behind this great masterpiece, they did an excellent job.
          Your local Cyborg,
          P5t5r
          P.S. If you notice, I like to leave long comments. This is because I try to answer your questions in a thorough and systematic way. If you have further questions or find out more about that boy, feel free to let me know.

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          • Kzazrier Vetanari says

            July 30, 2013 at 6:30 pm

            I just saw him again… So, I ran after him as fast as I could, but apparently, he has some werewolves as friends… And I think they see me as a treath… I managed to get away with nothing more than a scratch… But now I saw how he does it, kind of. First he touches the wall, then he’s able to walk through it. Er… Do werewolves hold grudges? If so, I just knocked out a werewolf… Anyway, I’m not bitten, and even if I were, I won’t turn into a werewolf… I’m in some sort of cave right now, so I’ll have to check if it’s safe deeper inside and then I might even decide to live in it… So, I’ll do that now. Just one more question, can you get ill?
            See you later,
            Kzazrier Vetanari

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            • P5t5r says

              July 30, 2013 at 7:13 pm

              I get sick just like everyone else. My human half can still get sick from viruses and bacteria.
              Your local Cyborg,
              P5t5r

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            • The Reaper says

              July 30, 2013 at 7:38 pm

              Perhaps with a computer virus, but he probably has the best antivirus software available.
              The Reaper.

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            • Mr. Mutt says

              July 31, 2013 at 12:18 am

              KV, just out of curiosity does this person your chasing have red hair?

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              • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                July 31, 2013 at 6:12 am

                Hello Mr. Mutt,
                I didn’t get to see much of his hair, he was wearing a hood. But what I saw from his hair wasn’t very light, so it could have been dark red hair. Though I think it was more brown-ish, there is a chance I didn’t see it good enough…
                Oh, and that cave I was talking about… Turns out that werewolf I knocked out lives here, he’s stuck in his wolf form. There’s another werewolf in human form here who is able to translate everything the wolf says. And they’re letting me stay for now…
                I hope this answered your question,
                Kzazrier Vetanari
                P.S. You can just call me Kzaz. Kzazrier is a long name, I know…

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                • Vosul says

                  July 31, 2013 at 6:16 am

                  Hey kzaz read what I said about me and why I’m called a wind werewolf :happy:

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                  • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                    July 31, 2013 at 7:26 am

                    Hello Vosul,
                    I did, don’t worry, but the internet is very unstable in the cave I am now. I was going to send you something, but then we were being attacked by werewolf hunters… Oh, and I feel kind of stupid, of course it is because of the wind moon. That’s probably also the reason why the other werewolf here is called a blood wolf…
                    Anyway… So, your wolf form is thin… Hm… Are you faster than normal werewolves? Is there anything else special about being a wind wolf?
                    See you later,
                    Kzazrier Vetanari

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                    • Vosul says

                      July 31, 2013 at 8:32 am

                      I am faster than othe werewolves and I’m part of the hydran alliance plus I’m a lone wolf

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      July 31, 2013 at 9:27 am

                      Hmmm if his hair was dark red I’d say it was a type of Kitsune. Those things are masters of doing weird magic, which includes going through walls. But a kitsune that’s stealing… Must be a field fox. Youd be better off staying away.

                      P.s. and you may call me Mutt, Kzaz, that’s what people used to call me… Before everyone diëid, disappeared, was sucked into alternate dimensions or left me.

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                      July 31, 2013 at 9:57 am

                      I see…
                      But when I checked his aura, it looked more like a human. So, I’m getting confused by him… I don’t think this was a kitsune, I can tell the difference between kitsune aura and human-ish aura. It’s just that his aura shouldn’t exist… There’s something suspicious…
                      Also, do you know how to get a body back from a Demon’s lair? A long time ago, I got tricked by a Demon and now it has my body. That’s why I’m using my twin’s body now, who also made a mistake with a Demon and lost his ‘conscious’ because of a deal. I wonder what will happen when I die with this body…
                      Anyway, he could be someone who survived ‘Experiment C-0n’… Oops, I’m not supposed to tell this… Well, whatever. As long as the others on Pyrafrey don’t know or care…
                      Now I think of it, I don’t think I’m half-Contali… I think I’m full-Contali and full-whatever my brother’s body was… It’s complicated, my mind is Contali and my body is… Something… Just what the hell is my body…?
                      Ugh, the werewolves want me to help them hunt…
                      See you later,
                      Kzazrier Vetanari

                    • Vosul says

                      July 31, 2013 at 6:58 pm

                      Hey kzaz read what I said and also where is that cave i will come and help you. P.S have fun 😀

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                      July 31, 2013 at 7:16 pm

                      Hello Vosul,
                      Don’t worry, I don’t need help. I also have no idea where I am now… I tried to teleport away, but instead of teleporting to Pyrafrey, I teleported to a place on Earth. I could be in Russia, or in Canada… No idea, really. Thanks to you I noticed my GPS signal is being jammed, so thanks for asking. If this goes on like this, they’ll jam the internet too. Well, if that happens I’ll just move to a different place. I think I’ll teleport to a city soon. No idea which one, though. I need some new clothes.
                      Right, enough about me… A lone wolf, eh? I used to be something like that… it’s pretty hard, being all alone. Lonely too. So, I recommend you join a pack. Not just randomly join one… You should really trust that pack. Except if you like the loner-life, then go on with whatever you’re doing…
                      Now about that boy… This is everything I know about him. He has dark brown hair and is able to ghostify stuff. Also, he’s probably not fullgrown. Except if he’s tiny, he’s probably still a teen. And it looks like he’s able to talk to the werewolves in their wolf form… And… He really doesn’t trust me. I’ll keep trying to earn his trust.
                      See you soon,
                      Kzazrier Vetanari

                    • Vosul says

                      July 31, 2013 at 7:35 pm

                      Kzaz I’m starting a pack but remember I’m only a kid. P.S teleport to dublin 😎

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                      July 31, 2013 at 8:00 pm

                      Hm, to Dublin… I don’t know, I was going to teleport to Scotland… But I just realized, I don’t have enough power to teleport. I wasted most of my powers while getting my thumb out of the wall, healing and using ‘auro-vision’. So, first I have to recover a bit.
                      Oh, and… In case you didn’t know, I’m looking for a weapon. A sword. It could be here, or on Mirth… Probably here, though. Mirth’s very far away, even for Contali… So, if you ever hear someone talking about ‘A mysterious artifact with the name Mira on it and possesses alot of powers’, tell me immediately. Until then, I’ll have to use daggers…
                      Anyway, do you have a name for your clan? If not, you should really think of a name while it’s still small…
                      I have to go now, the werewolves need my help again… So many werewolf-hunter-wannabees these days…
                      See you later,
                      Kzazrier Vetanari

                    • Vosul says

                      July 31, 2013 at 8:15 pm

                      Ok but I know where that sword is . P.S my pack name is Extremeus. Tell your ww friends about the pack 😉

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                      July 31, 2013 at 8:57 pm

                      WHERE IS THE SWORD?!
                      Where is it…
                      Tell me.
                      Do note, there are fake clones from it, so there’s a VERY big chance this is a fake one.
                      Either your mind is very strong or you’re one of the chosen.
                      Both of them are possible.
                      Mira, I will get you back…
                      Ugh, those werewolf-hunters are getting better every day…
                      The sword…
                      I need the sword…
                      I need it…
                      I will get it back…
                      I swear I will…
                      Er, sorry, I er… Nevermind… Anyway… The werewolves aren’t willing to join your pack, sorry. But they will tell all the werewolves they find about it. So, don’t worry, I’m sure there will be some werewolves joining your pack. Make sure to make someone who is strong and you can trust the beta. And to make it clear you’re the alfa… Otherwise… Well, let’s just say it won’t be much fun if you don’t…
                      There werewolves are gathering herbs for me now… I got shot in my belly. I’ll survive, I’ve had worse wounds. Oh, by the way… Does anyone know a quick way to get back some power? The more the better… I’ve used too much of it, now I’m on my emergency-limit… Ah, the werewolves are back…
                      See you later,
                      Kzazrier Vetanari

                    • Vosul says

                      July 31, 2013 at 9:27 pm

                      The sword is in my den in killiney hill co dublin in Ireland P.S its the real one because it can set stuff on fire

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                      July 31, 2013 at 9:57 pm

                      Hm… Set stuff on fire, eh? Ugh, this isn’t Mira… Sorry, you got a different type of ancient blade. It could be one of the ancient blades… There’s a rumour that if you have all of them and put it together, you are as powerful as God. But that’s not true, the Ancient Blades were made by the first Councel of Contali. Of course, they’re powerful, but not THAT powerful. If your mind is strong enough, it is possible to get as strong as a Contali for a moment. Oh, and if you have Mira, you’ll know it, trust me. You can’t mistake that sword with other swords… As long as you know what to look for, at least… But I can’t tell you that, sorry.
                      Er… I heard an explosion… I’m going to see what it was… I’m so lucky those herbs worked so well.
                      See you later,
                      Kzazrier Vetanari

                    • Vosul says

                      August 1, 2013 at 5:19 am

                      Ugggh I’m trapped in a mine with the worst possible creature a vampire. P.S which way should i kill him

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      July 31, 2013 at 11:15 pm

                      Sword? What sword are you looking for?

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                      August 1, 2013 at 9:35 am

                      Hello Mutt,
                      What sword? My sword. Mira. It’s one of the most powerful swords. And it’s VERY importand to me. I just hope that annoying demon doesn’t have it… The sword has ‘Mira’ written on it. Not that you need that to recognize it… Really, you’ll know if you have it. It’s just annoying that demon made so many clones of it…
                      Vosul, try to get him in sunlight. If that isn’t possible, just bite his head off. If it doesn’t kill him, it should at least keep him bussy for some time. Make sure to hide his head somewhere. Then, if you want, you can bite his body too. It’ll annoy him and slow him down from recovering. Good luck and be careful.
                      See you later,
                      Kzazrier Vetanari

                    • Vosul says

                      August 1, 2013 at 7:23 pm

                      Sorry I haven’t been on a ghost has been jamming my signal so what should I do about the ghost that. L h rthnk.rhrg

    • chaoswolf says

      July 30, 2013 at 11:13 pm

      Did the wall seem almost like jelly when you went through it or nonexistent.?

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      • Kzazrier Vetanari says

        July 31, 2013 at 5:58 am

        Hello Chaoswolf,
        Well, neither. It wasn’t jelly or nonexistent, it felt like… Hm, it’s hard to explain, but I’ll try… It felt like it was touching my skin without really touching it… The same way a breeze feels. But the only difference with a breeze is, with this you also feel it IN your body. But I only managed to get my thumb through it, so I can’t tell for sure. But what I do know is, he’s breaking the law of nature by doing whatever he’s doing. When my thumb was stuck in the wall, there were atoms IN other atoms, which is why I had such a hard time getting it out.
        I hope this answer was helpful for you to figure something out,
        Kzazrier Vetanari

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        • chaoswolf says

          July 31, 2013 at 10:11 pm

          You said humanish as in part divine?

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          • Kzazrier Vetanari says

            July 31, 2013 at 10:29 pm

            What do you mean? If you mean me, I have no idea if I’m able to die and I don’t plan on finding out. If you mean the boy, I think he’s divine… I think I meant more like… Humanish like, it looks like a human. That’s what I usual refer to when I say that… If it’s something else you mean, well, then say what you mean.
            Also, chaoswolf, prepare for the Cycle… It might start soon, or it might not start at all. No idea, but if it comes, there’s a big chance the world won’t be what it used to be… Remember this VERY GOOD! Okay? Here it comes: As the birds go hark, (3)
            Remember that and your number. You’ll need it soon…

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            • chaoswolf says

              July 31, 2013 at 10:32 pm

              Great your probably against one of my half siblings do you remember any details about the clothing?

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              • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                July 31, 2013 at 10:40 pm

                Hm… Well, he has a hoodie… A black hoode and a white t-shirt. And normal jeans, the blue-ish kind. And I think he had some special made run shoes… Is that good enough?
                Please memorize what I told you, ‘As the birds go hark, (3)’
                See you later,
                Kzazrier Vetanari

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                • chaoswolf says

                  July 31, 2013 at 10:43 pm

                  Was there a visible “c” on the jacket sleeve?

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                  • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                    July 31, 2013 at 10:48 pm

                    I don’t remember such a thing…
                    But it could have been there, while I was looking, I was more interested in what his hands were doing than his clothes… I’ll look better next time.
                    Beware of the Cycle…
                    See you later,
                    Kzazrier Vetanari

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    • Seth says

      July 31, 2013 at 9:22 pm

      Hail Kzazrier,

      A belated thanks for your SOS messages and your assistance with demigod matters here on the site. I’m glad to hear you are keeping on despite your recent shadow sword battle and flight. As to your earlier question regarding the half-contali? I half to admit to my half-ignorance. What I mean is, half of it makes sense. Like the half of half-Contali that means HALF is pretty clear to me but not the other half. In short, what is a Contali then? Can you fill us in?

      Regarding the ghostification question, my research today shows in addition to ghosts, a pair of ghostifying glasses appearing around the world, used by even simple humans. Was this perp wearing glasses that looked something like this…?
      Ghost Glasses sighted

      Thanks for keeping on. Friday I will link this to This Week In Survival and perhaps we can get to the bottom of your survival situation.

      Yours In Survival,

      Seth

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      • Kzazrier Vetanari says

        July 31, 2013 at 10:21 pm

        Hello Seth,
        Sorry, I forgot we erased the memories of other living beings about our existens. You could see us as some sort of ‘God’. With us I mean Contali… I’m not full-Contali anymore, but I keep forgetting that. I’ll explain what Contali is first… Like I said, you could see them as some sort of God-race, even though they can die… But they aren’t meant to die, if they do… Well, I’ll get to that later. First, what can they do? Well, Contali are able to ‘spawn’ everything that doesn’t live. For living beings, we need some sort of ancient wand. I just forgot its name… Actually, it’s pretty funny you don’t know about them. I mean, you’re LIVING on them. Three Contali are Earth. One Contali is the sun. We use some weird thing, you could see it as some sort of ore, to create planets. Our capitel-planet is Pyrafrey, home… And most of us, not me, are on their strongest when it’s cold. VERY cold. That’s why Pyrafrey is so cold. Back to the Contali abilities… Contali are able to create things, I made Mira, but they are also able to ‘transform’ in everything you could immagine. Actually, even more than you could immagine. Fun fact, the first living being was a Contali. Also, the big bang was the first time a Contali ‘officially’ died. Most Contali die a different way… They die because they were stupid enough to visit Ninespears. Ninespears is the only thing Contali are afraid of. Why? Because it’s unkown. Ninespears is on a planet with an island. On that island are, as the name says, nine giant spears. As big as mountains. It’s impossible to break it. But recently, that island has been sealed with a VERY powerful barrier spell. Even the Contali can’t enter it anymore. I forgot who sealed it, but I do know this: you should be grateful for it. Also, with recently, I mean ten ages ago. Now to the dying part… Normally, when Contali die, if they die, they disappear from existence. I mean, if they die, the past chances like that so they never even existed. Also, you shouldn’t be afraid of Contali. There was just one evil Contali, and that’s the one who made the big bang with his death.
        Now more personal things… I hate orcs and demons. Orcs has something to do with the past… Please don’t ask. The demons is because one demon tricked me. I don’t remember how exactly, but it managed to get my body locked in his lair. My mind managed to escape with the help of an old friend… I won’t betray him by telling his identity, he’s very old and VERY powerful. The older a Contali is, the stronger it is. I think I covered nearly everything now… Except one thing, I found out I’m not half-Contali, or Condemi as I like to call it, but… Well, my mind is full-Contali but my body is… Er… Something I still have to figure out. I did see a tail in my shadow, while I know pretty sure I don’t have one… And one last thing, please call me Kzaz, it’s a bit shorter than my full name.
        Oh, and I had to say something… I found a talking stone… It said this: ‘Beware, the Cycle might come to Earth’
        I don’t think you know about the Cycle… Let me say one thing, it’s dangerous… Only the weakest will survive…
        See you later,
        Kzazrier Vetanari

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      • Kzazrier Vetanari says

        July 31, 2013 at 10:33 pm

        Oh, I nearly forgot te tell you about that boy.
        He didn’t wear glasses, but I saw his eyes now… His eyes are normally brown-yellow, but when he ‘ghostifies’ stuff, his eyes change to purple. And they also glow a little… When I asked him about this, he said it was his ‘Ghost Vision’, just before he ran through a wall.
        And Seth, remember this, I will give you number one…
        Here it comes: It comes in the dark, (1)
        Hm… I’ll also give you number two…
        So, here it is: It comes in the light, (2)
        Memorize this, write it down on word. Just do NOT lose these sentences. They are more importand than you think…

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        • Mr. Mutt says

          July 31, 2013 at 11:39 pm

          Oh goodness gracious you’re one of the Contali? Good lord… No offense but I’ve always found the members of your race to be a little high and mighty. You guys need to stop considering yourselves gods. I’ve seen gods, I’ve watched them dįe, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, everything has its end. Even the Contali.

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          • Kzazrier Vetanari says

            August 1, 2013 at 9:28 am

            Hello Mutt,
            It looks like you met the high-ranks… Mutt, I know, we aren’t gods. But please, remember this… You’re living at the mercy of the Contali. If they wanted, they could wipe out every living being. Of course, it would take some time, but they can do it. Lucky for you, we made rules. Most of us don’t like chaos that much, except one of my brothers, but he also is a necromancer. By the way, there’s no way Contali have an end, the most powerful Contali, the oldest too, is the first and most powerful timelord. If he wanted, he could change time in such a way the dinosaurs survived. Or speed up the time of the sun so it grows too big for people on Earth to live. He doesn’t do that because then he’d make four pretty powerful Contali annoyed. And… He’s known to be a little bit lazy.
            I can say you should respect your elders, but that sounds a bit weird… Mutt, I don’t know how strong you are, but if you are very strong, than you’re probably stronger than at least the five youngest Contali, myself included. Oh, did I tell you? I don’t think so… I’m the youngest Contali at the moment.
            Also, Mutt, the Cycle doesn’t end. It won’t. It can’t. We need the Cycle, but the Cycle doesn’t need us. It has to succeed. Mutt, memorize this, write this down on word, just do not lose it. Here it comes: ‘The Strongest die – die – Die – DIE (24)’
            It’s VERY importand for you to know this. Do not forget it…
            See you later,
            Kzazrier Vetanari

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            • Mr. Mutt says

              August 1, 2013 at 5:16 pm

              Everything ends, even Contali. Mark my words, the day will come when your proud and noble race topple from there pedestal. The greater they are the longer the fall. You think you’re immortal but you aren’t. You think you can’t end but you can. No one believes what they have no reason to believe. And no one believes what they don’t want too. You Say respect your elders. I say the same to you as I am older. Also the shield over the island on Ninespears, you forgot who created it? That’s because I wiped my image and name out of all Contalis memories. Don’t say I live because of your mercy, you exist because of mine.

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              • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                August 1, 2013 at 5:45 pm

                This is getting interesting, but you’re wrong with one thing. The Cycle won’t end. It won’t. We need it. But it doesn’t need us. I don’t know nor care how strong you are, the Cycle is something that can wipe you out. I never said we are immortal. We are immortal in the way we won’t die of age, and in the way we haven’t encountered anything strong enough to actually ‘kill’ us except for the Cycle, something in Ninespears and usself. Allow me to apologize, I guess I shouldn’t say things without knowing what the other person is. However, it’s still true that Contali aren’t supposed to die. It happens, of course. But when it happens, time reforms in a way that the dead Contali never existed. That’s probably why it has only happened one time. Time couldn’t reform, since a timelord changed it back the moment time reformed. Hm, now I think of it, you’re right, everything ends. Even time… I nearly disappeared because I fell in some sort of time-hole… We have that sometimes in Pyrafrey, very annoying. But, what are you? If you’re stronger than Contali, I’m very curious what you are. Are there more of your race? I’m just curious, the one who made me Contali said I may be the most curious Contali at the moment. Anyway, beware of the Cycle…
                See you later,
                Kzazrier Vetanari

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                • mary5544 says

                  August 1, 2013 at 8:47 pm

                  I was looking on this page and read the comments what is the cycle and what do u mean only the weakest survive

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                  • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                    August 1, 2013 at 9:02 pm

                    Hello Mary,
                    So, someone is curious about the Cycle? I am very sorry, I cannot tell you about it yet. All I can do is give people hints, try to collect them. I will give you one, memorize it, write it down, just don’t lose it. Here it comes: ‘It is secret, (9)’
                    Collect all the parts of the riddle, if you do so, I will explain a bit more.
                    See you later,
                    Kzazrier Vetanari

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                    • mary5544 says

                      August 1, 2013 at 9:09 pm

                      I have read it from the one u gave Seth and the other person I realized that if u put them together it makes a sentence or what u call a riddle

                    • mary5544 says

                      August 1, 2013 at 9:15 pm

                      And I work alone so not someone me I’m shy and easily angered so I don’t talk much except on the site and if u make fun of me because I’m shy I will find some way to become a ww and attack u so keep that in mind if u ever want to make fun of me

                    • mary5544 says

                      August 1, 2013 at 9:20 pm

                      And I’m still a little confuse at what contali

                    • Kzazrier Vetanari says

                      August 1, 2013 at 9:33 pm

                      You’re interesting…
                      Curiosity is very usefull, don’t lose it. Also, I won’t make fun of you, why would I? About the Contali, I explaine that when I answered Seth. Oh, and that werewolf thing won’t work on me. I’ve already been bitten, more than one time. But I never turn. It just hurts like hell for a week, like there is fire in my veins, but I won’t turn.
                      Just wait and the Cycle will explain itself… It requiers a little bit of patience.
                      See you later,
                      Kzazrier Vetanari

                    • mary5544 says

                      August 1, 2013 at 9:55 pm

                      I have always been made fun of because of shyness ans mainly by boys so I assume all boys are mean and what do u mean interesting the only reason I’m curious is because I almost failed school last year and because of a very bad reason and I wouldn’t attack u to turn u I would just attack u

                    • mary5544 says

                      August 1, 2013 at 9:56 pm

                      And by the way I have very little patience

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      August 1, 2013 at 10:45 pm

                      I am not more powerful then the contali I merely wield my have perfected my methods for wielding what powers I have. If a young man at the prime of his life were to face off against an old man he would win wouldn’t he? That is of course assuming the old man hasn’t perfected the art of Kyuki-do. But what if he had and what if the young man knew nothing of fighting? I am the old man who has perfected his craft. I have forgotten more then most will ever know. There are more of my kind but they are no stronger then any archangel. As for what I am, I am the Original Hybrid.

  2. Vosul says

    July 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    Hey guys I’m a wind werewolf and I think what the reaper said is right . By the way can you guys tell me what speices you are thx 😎

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    • Kzazrier Vetanari says

      July 30, 2013 at 8:47 pm

      Hello Vosul.
      Hm, a wind werewolf? I hope you weren’t the werewolf I knocked out… Anyway, I don’t think you will understand this, but let’s just give it a try… I am Kzazrier Vetanari, probably the only Half-Contali, or Condemi as I like to call it (demi from semi), you’ll ever find.
      So, why are you called a wind werewolf? Can you control wind? Or are you just very fast, as fast as the wind? You made me pretty curious…
      See you later,
      Kzazrier Vetanari

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      • The Reaper says

        July 30, 2013 at 8:49 pm

        Mayhaps his wolf is made of wind? I am also very interested. Please elaborate.
        The Reaper

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      • Vosul says

        July 30, 2013 at 9:41 pm

        I’m a wind werewolf because I was born on a wind moon Duuh also because my wolf form is thin with spiky hair. Talk to ya all later bye.

        Reply
        • Alex says

          July 31, 2013 at 9:53 pm

          Usually when someone hears wind wolf, the first thing I think of is not the moon… it really wasn’t a duh moment.

          Reply
      • Hatter says

        September 30, 2013 at 10:08 pm

        And i am hatter the last guardian

        Reply
  3. Mr. Mutt says

    July 30, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    Never try to catch a fairy. Little blighters will give you nightmares for months.

    Reply
  4. Vosul says

    August 1, 2013 at 5:22 am

    Hey guys i just saw a creature go through mr bloodsucker ill check it out. This might lead to a fight

    Reply
  5. Stratboy90 says

    August 2, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Kzaz, the cycle, im quite curious about it, if you say the weak will die do you mean Age or strength because by cycle i thought it could be about ageing (life-cycle)everybody suddenly ages and dies or something but if it was strength-wise the weakest could survive because they acknowledge they are weak, and the strong don’t.

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    • Stratboy90 says

      August 2, 2013 at 4:31 pm

      Just a theory though, did i even get close.

      Reply
      • Kzazrier Vetanari says

        August 2, 2013 at 10:10 pm

        Hello Stratboy,
        You’re wrong, the weakest won’t die, they’ll survive. The strongest will die. Think, a man who can take down hundred enemies is strong, right? While a healer who can’t take down anyone is considered weak. However, the healer has to take care of the man’s wounds. Who’s stronger now? If the healer decides not to take care of his wounds, he will die. That is the moment when the weak become strong. If you’re really interested in the Cycle, you should look for Sentinel. He knows everything. Or at least a lot… The last time I saw that thing, it was in the only jail in Pyrafrey.
        Mages may have a chance to survive. That’s what someone I respect said, the leader of a college. He is training his students so they will survive the Cycle, and they’re really good at it. They survived 47 of them. That’s what I heard from him.
        If you consider yourself weak, you’re going to die for sure. The Cycle is not something you understand in five minutes. I’ve studied it for years and still don’t entirely understand it. I’ll just give another part you have to memorize and then we’re done…
        Here it is: ‘Making strength, (14)’
        See you later,
        Kzazrier Vetanari

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        • mary5544 says

          August 2, 2013 at 10:49 pm

          Who’s sentinel

          Reply
          • mary5544 says

            August 2, 2013 at 10:50 pm

            And what are mages

            Reply
            • Kzazrier Vetanari says

              August 3, 2013 at 9:32 am

              Sentinel is something that knows a lot, if not everything. You can compare it with a robot, except it’s not. A living robot. Not a cyborg. See it as a computer in human form.
              Well, you’ll be able to see it soon, Sentinel has targeted my body…
              ‘it is bold. (12)’
              Another part… Collect all the 32 parts.
              Oh, and mages are like wizards, but mages have more control over their magic. And they also are less likely to get agressive. Mages prefer orde and hate chaos. Except the necromancers…
              Survive the Cycle,
              Kzazrier Vetanari/Sentinel

              Reply
            • Alex says

              August 3, 2013 at 9:40 am

              … Did you really ask what a mage is? I could perform demonstration on you.

              Reply
              • mary5544 says

                August 3, 2013 at 2:19 pm

                On me or Kzazrier if its I guess

                Reply
                • mary5544 says

                  August 3, 2013 at 6:24 pm

                  Sorry I didn’t mean to send that cat was on my tablet

                  Reply
        • Stratboy90 says

          August 3, 2013 at 9:25 am

          I meant to put weakest will live but oh well.

          Reply
          • Stratboy90 says

            August 3, 2013 at 9:41 am

            And thanks for doing what i wanted.

            Reply
  6. Vianna says

    August 2, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Well I know what I won’t be doing this weekend!

    Reply
  7. Vianna says

    August 2, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    And my profile pic changed again…email…AUTO CORREECT Y U DO DIS!?!?

    Reply
  8. Howlingwolfkid says

    August 6, 2013 at 7:50 am

    Do you have anymore hints

    Reply
  9. Scarlett Lupa says

    October 1, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    How on Gaea do you not know what an Mage is it makes me sad for you but I can’t because that’s mean….

    Reply

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