If you listen very hard tonight, as the world sings goodbye to the Year of the Dragon, you might hear something else too – the sound of old dragons slinking slowly back to their treasure caves for a long, draconian nap, in places like Burma or Myanmar.

2012 The Year of the Dragon heralded the arrival of a record number of new dragons – but it also roused the looting and burning instincts of some of the worlds’ oldest dragons, like the Myanmese Draconians.
“Looting a country is very hard work. You humans don’t seem to understand this,” said Myanmar draconian Thein Sein. “For instance do you know how hard it is to hide billions of dollars in looted treasure? It takes a very big cave.”
The Myanmar dragon described an old plan to use his treasure to buy an entire football team instead.
“But then how to you hide all of Manchester United? Even in a country with no cell phones and Internet like Mayanmar, this is not easy.”
The draconian also noted that he did not want to share his cave with a bunch of rowdy footballers.
As a result, old dragons like Thein Sein have begun their slow slink away from the land while the people party in their wake.
“This is very exciting and also our first experience in celebrating the New Year. We feel like we are in a different world,” said Yu Thawda from Myanmar/Burma.
However, Draconian experts are warning the youth to temper their excitement.
“Old dragons don’t go fast,” writes dragon watcher Professor Dominicus Van Buren. “Treasure won’t fall from the sky.”
“Only once they are well and truly asleep inside their treasure caves do we have a chance.”
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
I guess it’s easy to tell why Zyboradweeb isn’t here then.
Hail Dazai,
You can go around threatening the existence of life on Earth all you want but don’t call my friend Zyboragon names.
Actually on second thought don’t do either.
Seth
Zyboralame, Zyboradumb, Zyborashouldbegone, Zyboramoron, Zyboraderp, Zyboradork.
Is that better?
Hail Dazai,
I really think that you are failing to get my point. Perhaps try re-reading my previous post.
BTW I really like your profile pic! It is just how I imagine you.
Happy New Year!
Seth
I like this picture too, I would’ve changed it from this default one but I found it fitting. Where do you get your default pictures from? They seem to go with the theme of the pages that someone first comments on, you saw Zyborgs default one, it looks cyborg-ish, and he commented on the cyborg page too! I commented on the alien page, and I have a plantiod-ish picture.
Seth don’t argue with a plant their not that smart.
They’re*.
If you’re going to try and insult me, at least make yourself seem capable of using proper grammar.
Zyborabum! Zyboratard! Zyboradink! Zyboradingy! Zyboranub!
Where is he? I’m trying to antagonize him here!
*Makes a big pink flower grow on top of Dazai’s head* Hehe it’s a perfect fit!!
I already have multiple flower colors budding out, what you just did would be completely useless, even if it worked.
Dazai your a weed leave my Uncle alone.
he’s weed! 😯
I think you have it quite wrong, you’re the weeds in this situation.
Stop arguing before it gets worse! Keep any hateful thoughts to yourself.
Interesting….
Seems I can learn a lot here
Welcome to the site I’m sure you can learn lots.
Welcome to the site Mandrake! And Zanna I’m still sorry 😥 !
So k. Lycan all is forgiven.
Thanks to all 🙂