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Burmese Dragons Retreat From First Public New Years’ Party in Yangon

December 31, 2012 By Seth 20 Comments

If you listen very hard tonight, as the world sings goodbye to the Year of the Dragon, you might hear something else too – the sound of old dragons slinking slowly back to their treasure caves for a long, draconian nap, in places like Burma or Myanmar.

Myanmese Dragons beat slow retreat from a looted land.
While young dragons are generally admired for their energy, leadership and intelligence, the world’s oldest dragons are famous for exactly four  things: looting, burning and sleeping and more looting. Did I mention looting?  When they loot they loot a lot. And when they sleep, they sleep even more, sometimes for a hundred years.

2012 The Year of the Dragon heralded the arrival of a record number of new dragons – but it also roused the looting and burning instincts of some of the worlds’ oldest dragons, like the Myanmese Draconians.

“Looting a country is very hard work. You humans don’t seem to understand this,” said Myanmar draconian Thein Sein. “For instance do you know how hard it is to hide billions of dollars in looted treasure? It takes a very big cave.”

The Myanmar dragon described an old plan to use his treasure to buy an entire football team instead.

“But then how to you hide all of Manchester United? Even in a country with no cell phones and Internet like Mayanmar, this is not easy.”

The draconian also noted that he did not want to share his cave with a bunch of rowdy footballers.

As a result, old dragons like Thein Sein have begun their slow slink away from the land while the people party in their wake.

“This is very exciting and also our first experience in celebrating the New Year. We feel like we are in a different world,” said Yu Thawda from Myanmar/Burma.

However, Draconian experts are warning the youth to temper their excitement.

“Old dragons don’t go fast,” writes dragon watcher Professor Dominicus Van Buren. “Treasure won’t fall from the sky.”

“Only once they are well and truly asleep inside their treasure caves do we have a chance.”

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Filed Under: Survival News Tagged With: 2012, Draconians, dragons, Humans, New Year

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  1. Dazai says

    December 31, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    I guess it’s easy to tell why Zyboradweeb isn’t here then.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      December 31, 2012 at 7:48 pm

      Hail Dazai,

      You can go around threatening the existence of life on Earth all you want but don’t call my friend Zyboragon names.

      Actually on second thought don’t do either.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Dazai says

        January 1, 2013 at 6:57 pm

        Zyboralame, Zyboradumb, Zyborashouldbegone, Zyboramoron, Zyboraderp, Zyboradork.
        Is that better?

        Reply
        • Seth says

          January 1, 2013 at 7:56 pm

          Hail Dazai,

          I really think that you are failing to get my point. Perhaps try re-reading my previous post.

          BTW I really like your profile pic! It is just how I imagine you.

          Happy New Year!

          Seth

          Reply
          • Dazai says

            January 1, 2013 at 8:37 pm

            I like this picture too, I would’ve changed it from this default one but I found it fitting. Where do you get your default pictures from? They seem to go with the theme of the pages that someone first comments on, you saw Zyborgs default one, it looks cyborg-ish, and he commented on the cyborg page too! I commented on the alien page, and I have a plantiod-ish picture.

            Reply
          • Half Breed says

            January 1, 2013 at 8:47 pm

            Seth don’t argue with a plant their not that smart.

            Reply
            • Dazai says

              January 2, 2013 at 1:51 pm

              They’re*.

              If you’re going to try and insult me, at least make yourself seem capable of using proper grammar.

              Reply
        • Dazai says

          January 2, 2013 at 1:59 pm

          Zyborabum! Zyboratard! Zyboradink! Zyboradingy! Zyboranub!
          Where is he? I’m trying to antagonize him here!

          Reply
  2. Lycantheprotector says

    January 1, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    *Makes a big pink flower grow on top of Dazai’s head* Hehe it’s a perfect fit!! :mrgreen:

    Reply
    • Dazai says

      January 2, 2013 at 1:52 pm

      I already have multiple flower colors budding out, what you just did would be completely useless, even if it worked.

      Reply
  3. Zanna says

    January 1, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    Dazai your a weed leave my Uncle alone.

    Reply
    • LycanTheProtector says

      January 1, 2013 at 10:33 pm

      he’s weed! 😯

      Reply
    • Dazai says

      January 2, 2013 at 1:55 pm

      I think you have it quite wrong, you’re the weeds in this situation.

      Reply
  4. Moon Song says

    January 2, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Stop arguing before it gets worse! Keep any hateful thoughts to yourself.

    Reply
  5. Mandrake08 says

    January 3, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    Interesting….

    Reply
  6. Mandrake08 says

    January 3, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    Seems I can learn a lot here

    Reply
    • Zanna says

      January 3, 2013 at 10:50 pm

      Welcome to the site I’m sure you can learn lots.

      Reply
      • LycanTheProtector says

        January 3, 2013 at 11:03 pm

        Welcome to the site Mandrake! And Zanna I’m still sorry 😥 !

        Reply
        • Zanna says

          January 4, 2013 at 12:06 am

          So k. Lycan all is forgiven.

          Reply
  7. Mandrake08 says

    January 4, 2013 at 12:14 am

    Thanks to all 🙂

    Reply

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