A supernatural celebrity sighting this week has researchers and PR agents alike scrambling through photo archives to confirm what many have long suspected, including our very own Celebrity Research: many celebrities are actually vampires.
This photo which appeared on Ebay this week has been touted as evidence that celebrity actor Nicholas Cage was alive in 1870 when he lived the life of a Confederate POW named Robert M. Smith. Compare it to the second photo of Nick Cage now, below.
The man who posted the photo, Jack Mord, calls this proof of his theory that Nick Cage is “an undead/vampire who re-invents himself every 75 years or so.” In his current incarnation Nicholas Cage or should we say Robert Smith is an eclectic actor known for his dark and unpredictable acting style.
Now the fact that some actors are actually vampires is not in question here. It’s an important issue brought to our attention here at SOS by Celebrity Research AKA Moto16. Obviously this would explain a few things about celebrities. Their preternatural beauty, nocturnal lifestyle and ability to live without food to name just three. Celebrities themselves have become very open about it, discussing at length their “vampire facelifts,” etc.
But one small problem with Jack Mord’s theory. What celebrity vampire would permit himself to be imprisoned in the 1700s like this? This is the era immediately following Shakespeare’s death and the rise of musical theater is in full swing. Was Nick aka Robert just down on his luck? Couldn’t get a part? Hadn’t discovered the power of a cool mono-syballic name yet?
All hard to believe. Meanwhile who can’t help but notice the stylistic resemblance between this photo and a certain man on a cell phone who appeared in a Charlie Chaplin movie earlier this year. The two stories are eerily similar. Remember that one at: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1614 Could there be a link? Is this another time traveler sighting? Or just a shared PR strategist?
Unfortunately the only ones who know for sure are Nicholas Cage and Robert Smith and/or their publicists and none of them are returning my calls today. I’ll keep on that but meanwhile, you can read about more supernatural celebrities on our pages in the posts of Celebrity Research here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=47#comment-54839
He ain’t a timetraveller I should know he is what you would call an… Immortal