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YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A ZOMBIE!
Sure dealing with zombies can be frustrating and even dangerous. But don’t panic. Zombies can make excellent room mates and friends if you just know how to deal with them.
First you need to perform a Zombie stage assessment to know how far along your friend or loved one is:
Stage I – Subject may be in the process of turning Zombie. Learn how to build a home quarantine for zombies here.
Stage II – Zombie has turned. Hunger is growing. Warning Strength and speed are amplified. Do not attempt to neutralize alone. Run away and skype sethonsurvival for back up.
Stage III – Zombie has seen better days. Burden of insatiable appetite and drooping parts has begun to slow Zombie down but still strong don’t be lulled into a false sense of security. Back away slowly and skype sethonsurvival for assistance.
Stage IV – You are dealing with a shambling oozer, decomposing before your very eyes. Watch out for flying, dropping, popping, oozing, spurting gooeyness.
In all cases, please report for back up. Never handle an alleged Zombie by yourself, unless you absolutely have to.
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Plus my “name” is spelled s-c-a-r-l-e-t-t you forgot the extra t……bathtub moment….big time bathtub moment…..
And why ya back so suddenly I got the questions and you got the answers so start coughing them up…….
Firstly, are you shocked to hear from me again? And secondly,I went to japan to visit my relatives and friends.
Yeah I started an new comment page cool…..
Well……..you usually have good opinions. He he 😳
I have this song stuck in my head: he’s my only savior…..searching for an answer….everywhere he goes….
It’s little by little from blue foundation….does anybody know of them they’re a great group…..I also have “that’s what you get” from Muse….
From within the shadowland , rose a great wolf , to break the veil of darkness within himself, and free others from suffering , after reaching the earthly realm, He vowed:”from here on I shall be the first man! and watch over those who follow after. Quote of the day : Kurogane-
Nope I’m not shocked actually I thought you ran off somewhere like an little coward like you were in the kitchen and got burn hard….you coming back for round two…..
What do you think I am, miss idle? A wuss? I have seen things you won’t even believe if you stood at arms length away from them! I have done things you’ve never even heard of. For example , I have mastered the dark arts of necromancy , and as part of the learning process, I had to commit seppuku 4 times to just pass a single trial.
Hey I hope you know miss idle only speaks when she wants and when she speaks of prochecy…..why ya getting so work up….besides miss idle is my inner oracle so it’s rare that she talks…
Umm…. I really don’t think anybody cares for your quotes of the day I know I don’t…….
Mis Scarlett , I need some help in divination , I accidentally spoke wrong rune, now I have ghost following me around , and that’s not all, it keeps calling me dad, ugh
HA HA told ya I guess I win the bet so cough it up you little flying good for nothing ball with wings…..heh heh me and dark (my angle)betted on who was gonna mess up before the month ends I betted on Kurogane (I was gonna bet on kzazier because he always seems to have bad luck or an curse)just cause I’m mean like that and he betted on me(of course always involving me with these things that little hobnocker well look I didn’t mess up…..for once…..you got played by your own gambling game SO HA!!! And good day sir) but it turns out I won….well don’t talk to me cause I’m gonna go talk to Hecate maybe she’ll help…..
Well, thank you for not betting me.
Pleeeease if I betted on you I would end up winning….but then again why didn’t I bet on you hmmm I’m gonna look on to that….
Seth, I finally figured out my problem, I am a little psycotic, but all the things it said i was were only part of the equasion, i later found the componets of them all and found that i am a deep decendant of the time lords,humans, and one of the only direct decendants of the first shinigami to have ever lived.
You too?
im a saswolf which is half squatch half werewolf im fast a good tree climber strongish higly flexible and a butt-load of scars but not as much as my dad 😐 im one of the tallest,fastest,strongest girls at my school my hearing and smell is acute but my eyesight is just slightly under average.
Hail bluestar,
Thanks for the self-report, even in my line of work I don’t meet too many half squatch half werewolves.
May I ask what is it that you eat? Plants? Meat? Both? Other? It’s for research because the dietary needs of werewolves and sasquatch seem to not overlap but also in case a hungry half squatch half werewolf ever shows up at Survival HQ then I’ll know what to feed them.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Sorry for the delay in replying to you. There’s often a lot going on on the site and sometimes I miss things I wish I had seen.
Both but i lean toward meat :3 mostly beef i tolerate pork dont mind chicken but seafood keep it away from me unless its shrimp
Im bluestar i had forgotten my password so i reset it im now nervous that my first WW may be this year at the end of 2014 but i have no WW crib bevause my parents dont believe it
Going to post on every page to start getting email notifications.
HELP!!!! Im stoke in the bathroom with a knife and my family has became ZOMBIES what do I do!?!?!
3 things you absolutely must do. 1) Don’t panic. 2) Try not to kill them incase they can be cured. And 3 this one is very important) Call a priest! Your living on a hell mouth!
Drink some water from the sink and kick open the bathroom window if there is one to get out. Im not afraid of no damn zombie im armed ive got a few guns 2 bows and arrows, but my dad put away his hunting knife >:I not just any priest either reaper zombies are made by the Devil so you need a Christian Pastor not a priest
And a sword in the closet if i could get it out from all the crap in there (not poop but random junk)
what can I eat im tarp in the bathroom? 🙁
I’m thinking of starting a zombie test on my family this summer what shod I do first ❓ there are zombies now:)
Uhh too dangerous what do they look like are they groaning like a zombie, do they have deathly pale skin? They only want food from the everlasting hunger that can never be filled so STAY AWAY from them
What is up with http://www.zombiespecimens.com
Probably rogue zombies who went apeshiet (purposely spelled it wrong)
Umm…
You been to dallas recently?
My squad is posted there in the reunion. Towers secret room while our base in the underworld is being rebuilt.
*cough cough* reaper *cough cough*
Next time you want to bring fireworks to a farewell party reaper, don’t bring army grade explosives!
RB
I had nothing to do with that….
Well how was I supposed to know a bunker buster wasn’t a fun firework? It said DANGER on the side of the box…
*I appear in torn clothes and blood* hi everyone… I think I need help.. *falls over*
*RB aprroches mutt and as he places his hand on his back RB is flung across the room*
Ugh… That hurt… Ice…
RB
*Hands RB an ice pack, and walks over to ice. Popping the top off of a peanut butter soda.* Want one? *Reaper asks gesturing with the bottle* it’s good, plus you can tell us what is going on.
He’s infected. The burning ones.
No, the ones he burned.
*RB looks at his hand which starts to glow orange*
*sigh*
An I just got this body…
*ties a rope tightly around arm, and with his scythe, “removes” his arm*
*quickly ties his shirt around the wound an passes out*
RB
*I sit up and glance around* I’m being hunted… By things that shouldn’t even exist in this universe… I think I’m going insane… It’s not just the people I burned… It’s everyone I failed to save during my original timeline…. It’s everyone I kįlled…
*RB’s dismembered arm stands up now furiously glowing orange and slowly shifts into a humanoid figure that walks twords ice. “You did this to us! You did this…”*
*it reaches down to grab ices head*
*RB whispers with what energy he has left*
I’m sorry… Ice…
RB
*my eyes glow yellow and the creature disintegrates* I’m s-sorry….
There is no zombie outbreak in Texas, I know, I live in texas
Dude i meant the zombie specimens
Erm, have any of you seen a Zombie Michael Jackson running around? Squatch was messing with my books of spells…
I may or may not have just beheaded one of those. It was doing the thriller dance right infront of my cave! What was I supposed to do?
The living dead, what can I say voodoo is very well present in my island. I know a recipe of making obedient zombie servants and even to revive the bones of fallen drache to fight at your command( only works when you yourself are a drache). Now voodoo zombie formula straight from mama Zimbabwe in Haiti. To make one into an obedient dead legionnaire you simply mix, the toxin from a brown toad, the venom from a pufferfish’s poison gland and a kind of flower that grows in mountainous regions of Haiti and Puerto Rico. Mix into a fine powder or a potion and simply get it into someone’s system. However do it wrong and all you’ll do is A.kill a person
B.give them temporary paralysis in which their pulse will be slowed to near deadly levels but if done correctly one has the most loyal undead minion this side of hades.
I just wanted to wish Akantha a happy 3 year anniversary of her first SOS comment.
Oh yeah that was yesterday wasn’t it? Well, thanks Haley.
Who would have thought that the one comment would lead to one of the best contributors to the site? 🙂
Whoa, you and I arrived around the same time (I think), congrats on 3 years Akantha!
Thanks guys! It means a lot to me.
Zombies as a pet that’s a new one my bro has a book on how to survive a zombie attack . I’m definitely telling him to watch and read your info Seth.
wait. I walk slowly, have a huge appetite, bite (sometimes), growls, scratch, always hungry, make good impersonations. I also had a lot of tomes the result “zombie” in the scan… what does it mean? Like I searched a lot for results and it could be a good try, so sometimes you’ll see me on other pages asking. But this one seeems right, as I say.
But this is really unsure and it varies also with angel often.
Never mind forget about this comment. Please. It’s false for now, just forget it.
Hail Angel Roar,
Thanks for the keeping on keeping on…. re: the zombie result, while The Monstrometer remains 99.98% accurate when used under optimum conditions, a lot of other undiagnosed conditions can default to zombie. As of course do the zombies.
As you appear to have already discovered, the remedy for this is to monitor your results over time.
Seth
Thanks! I’m still trying to find myself though… What do I do now? I recently discovered that I might just be an immortal. Still searching.
But still thanks for the help! I have very different results but it’s getting easier by time, so by time, I’ll have the same results and I will finally find it. Thanks for the help again, I appreciate it.
Um… Hello, my name is Alison and I recently found this laptop and it looks like it’s been abandoned for quite some time. It took me longer than I would have liked to find a charger and get it running. This was the page pulled up and account logged in. Any ideas on how I could possibly find the owner?
Try looking six feet underground
erm…Mr. Mutt are you implying the owner of this device is dead? That would be a shame as I have devoted weeks to finding a charger to get some clue as to their identity. As well as hanging fliers around my town.
No I just start all of my searches at 6 feet under ground and work my way up. You’d be surprised all the things you can find just below the surface.
Underground? Digging? Mr. Mutt you are a genius! You have just reminded me that I have only searched one hard drive: this laptop has two. There may very well be a clue on it. If not then I will get a shovel a dig around where I found it.
Update: Once I began digging around the second hard-drive the laptop crashed. Only things unharmed are games, Google Chrome, about half the music, and a sticky note with a reminder to “Visit Father”. I don’t believe any of this will help me find the owner. Ideas anyone?
wait y is it loged in Akantha’s account it must be her laptop but y would she leave it liying around but we dont know who she is
i think maybe something happened to her and she had her laptop with her
Saw this and spoke with Hades. He hasn’t seen Akantha since a week before her last comment.
I thought she was with him this entire time. “Visit Father” as a clue is out guys.
Hail Akantha,
Thanks for keeping on keeping on. A search for “father” shows a couple of recent links one here…
… and here…
But I’m not sure I see the link to Akantha. Hopefully another survivor can help make sense of it.
Seth
wait a sticky note to “Visit Father”? thats weird 😈 😯 ❓ 😕
wait what if hades has her but hes liying about not seeing her what if he locked her up but wait if we ask the girl then she can tell us where she found it like is a forest or side of a rode or a city alley something like that
cuz hades does lie alot
Hades does lie a lot WWG, but he seemed genuinely worried upon realizing I didn’t know where she was either. As for her being locked up…yeah, no. IF that’s happening it won’t last much longer. Because if I know her, and I do, she’ll be giving whoever it is h3||.
Alison here, and from what I’m reading here I’m clearly in over my head here. I think you guys should take over this search and relay her location to me so I can return the laptop. (I probably should’ve mentioned this early but I found it in the middle of Arizona just sitting in the dirt.)
where in arizona
I found it here: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Kaibab+National+Forest/@35.2435392,-112.1900689,3a,75y,90.35h,71.41t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1snu5PbcgZI7MdQ-MtS3VEiQ!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3Dnu5PbcgZI7MdQ-MtS3VEiQ%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D140.01248%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m2!3m1!1s0x0000000000000000:0x44565fbc15ff42e6!6m1!1e1
Ok um hmm ya I got nothing nada
Wait, isn’t the Reaper HQ in Arizona? Could they have something to do with her disappearance?
Plausible. Reapers do tend to steal other earthlings in order to harvest them. At least according to my studies of this planet. Yes, the earthling reapers use souls for power. With the recent death of a certain reaper King. They may indeed have taken your friend, Haley.
Wisconsin actually!
That’s the big one, but we have many others…
Someone has business with the reapers then?
Ask away…
RB
Maybe idk haley
I highly doubt that if the reapers took Akantha they could harvest her soul. My question for you Noah is if they did.
Well finally we have our kidnapper
I’m flattered that you think we could take her in the sorry state the corps are in at the moment. (Civil unrest in the underworld, we’ve never had to find a new king before…) No, it wasn’t us, look closely at the location up above… It’s a cross roads…
Notorious portals to the “less popular” afterworlds, I believe you’re friend had an encounter with a daemon…
But the thing about crossroad portals is, they can only be opened from earth… For whatever reason your friend wanted to go there, or was summoning something quite wicked…
RB
What i ment by we found ouresults kidnapper the kidnapper is Michael can’t you see his or her comment below this
NOAH! Your mother doesn’t despise your very existence after all, oh and you kinda got your lore mixed up, crossroads are generally places deals go down and have a strong connection to a goddess known as Hecate but a crossroads demon(the only one you really can summon at a crossroads) is a weak demon, like Lilith standing in a key of Solomon. Oh and I heard news that someone tried to shatter the veil in New York so you might want to check up on that. Send fifteen reapers there if you can I have a feeling they will be needed. D eath isn’t completely gone and I have a feeling that choice is the closest to it you can get in the circumstances so off you pop.
New York was just the first Hatter. That barrier is going down in ashes.
Alright Noah time for a better question. Why in the h3|| would someone who could easily enter & traverse most realms need to use a crossroads? Was her computer planted there?
Fine you got me. I’m so much more than a vampire. I’m the last of ancient god like race we were known as phalantiens we created monsters to fight our battles. We sucked the souls of mortals to survive. I’m the one that took your friend I need her for something. The world belonged to us once and it will belong to us again. I also killed the reaper king only I may take your souls.
Fine you got me I’m so much more than a vampire I’m the last of a godlike race known as the phalantiens we sucked the souls of mortals to survive. We created zombies,werewolves,vampires and all other monsters to fight our battles. I took your friend she has something I want. She’s being held captive in the neather world I’m the last of my kind this world belonged to us once and it shall again.
I commented on that a while ago. That name is a daemon’s name I don’t care what you call yourself I have fought your kind before. I am Eldar. You know that name I’m a son of the powers.
Nope they can’t but I can.They merely scratched the surface of soul harvesting.The reapers have our technology but I doubt they will know how to use it. But I know how to harvest her soul. I took her from the reapers and I’m getting ready to harvest her soul in the neather world then nothing will be able to stop me.
I’m just not to say 2 things can you help me become a werewolf and give us our friend back if not well my friendschedule will find you
Sorry I ment to say I’m just gonna say 2 things
Also I ment friends
Of course I can help you become a werewolf. I can also give you your friend back in exchange for the ebony blade a legendary weapon I made a millennia ago. I believe it is in one of your museums and for you to become a werewolf I want the jewel of arna a powerful eleven jewel. If not your friends won’t be able to save her and she will be dinner. I’m a powerful demon that has lived forever no one enters or leaves the neather world without my good will.
umm i cant really do that cuz im only like the age 1+10 so ya and i dont know which museum it is and my mom wouldnt even let me go out if im only 1+10
I’ll do what I can to save your little friend.
Thanks fenrir
Then I guess your friend is going to be dinner
No she is not just ask one of my other friends like um ferrir
Fenrir; wolf. Ability to change sizes. Father of the Nordic werewolf. Threat level; Non-Existent. Contact Armada 7 Q Delta
I beg to differ I was ethereal for a while but I’ve never been non-existent!!!
Apologies, I meant weak. Insignificant. No threat to the invasion.
Not for much longer millennia of planning converges for me with the final Blood Moon.
When bloody light doth fill the sky, Winter’s king again shall rise.
Your friend holds the key to unlocking the neather world gates. The gates are of the neather world are sealed shut only a human can open them. I’m trapped in a mortal form but once the neather world is open I will take on my true form again. Then my army will conquer your world and monsters will once again rule the world.
Actually, Hades or the one known as “The Reaper” are the ones who can open the nether world. The girl is just a demigod who requires her fathers power to do anything. I suggest locating the Reaper. I heard he was reforming in Wonderland
I am the one known as the reaper it is what some humans used to call me when I would suck the souls of mortals. And hades don’t compare me to that weakling.And I am no girl or demigod I am much more than a God and Titan.The gods all together couldn’t defeat me. I am an ancient daemon.
Wrong. I am the beast that rules the neather realm. I am the God of endings. I am the king of the darkest harvest. You, are merely a silly little demon. And I strongly suggest you back down.
A silly little demon I am a phalantien lord you took possession of the neather world during my fall from power I created you and your kind. If you are truly that powerful I challenge you.
I challenge you reaper your nothing but a usurper you usurped my throne during my fall from power I’m a phalantien lord. I know you have a soul reaper deep down your nothing but a mortal I may not have my former body but I can easily deafeat you telepathically so what say you reaper do you accept my challenge.
Look reaper I’m not going to give you the neather world but I require your dire assistance owe and sorry I tried to challenge you and all that but I will not back down this was where the Raven kabal was once I’m no silly little demon I’m a phalantien I’m sure you know the name. If you are a true reaper you will help your creator. Think about it your kind can rule the world again I cannot do this alone. I do not wish to to start a war with you I wish to unite all the monsters once again under one banner and retake the world. I really need your aid reaper my name is lord Mishael I’m sure you remember me in the old legends of monster vs man. I’m much more than a god reaper so here I beg of you to help your creator.
I’m going to have to intervene and correct a few things here. 1.) Seriously Mishael good luck with attempting to eat her. 2.) she is not a demigod, but a goddess her mother was Artemis. 3.) she can unlock world gates as she pleases, but that require cooperation which you will most probably not get.
Elder I know that wretched name. They’re the ones who drove my kind to extinction I fought them many times before. But this time my dark Eldar will eradicate you.
I am one of the first four, You hope to challenge me and Odin.
What Dark Elders? Dark ones like Morrigan, like Azazel, Samael, Moloch, Asherah, except for Morrigan they haven’t even reformed yet.
Cromh Cruach, the corrupter, leafblighter, the Elder Dark, Is that not Your Master?
Tell me worm lest I burn you with Icefire. The cold flames of Neifelheim.
You will conquer nothing! While I too am mortal, the wolves serve me I made them not your twisted race. My power grows by the day, if you open that gate, you hand your enemies equal power and we will destroy you.
Here. feel my wrath.
May the fires of Neifelheim blaze in your blood,
May you be cast back, back to the darkness,
Feel the pain you have inflicted, We as one castigate you.
light of the sun,
Splendor of Fire,
Radiance of Moon,
Purity of Snow,
Swiftness of Wind,
Speed of lightning,
Depth of Sea,
Stability of Rock,
Firmness of Earth,
All these things I call between me and this evil.
I serve no master I am the master. Fetch every God and Titan you can find and they will fall before me I’m no demigod either I’m an ancient demon the dark Eldar saw your kind as weak cowerds and naturally they turned to me and worshipped me. Nothing but dawn breaker and knights can harm me once I have the ebony blade and jewel of arna I will suck your souls out of your body.
You Forget The Winter Blade, FrostBiter. Made by Winter’s king quenched in the blood of Demons like you so that it hungers for more. It can Kill even The greatest foes And I hold it in my hands.
You think you can take me it was I that destroyed the eleven city arna and slaughtered its inhabitants. It was I that destroyed the nine kingdoms and their knights and feasted on their souls. It was I that brought the gods to their knees it was I that made an army of of one hundred thousand run away in terror only to be slaughtered and feasted on by Ravens. I’m no demon I’m Gwyn the eternal horror.
Let’s just finish this Fenrir. Your head would look lovely mounted on my back.
My head would be to big.
Remember this none of either of our past deeds matter. We’re both weak and almost human now. How about this first one to successfully use the humans to conquer the earth wins?
I’m not going to come fight you foolishly I choose my own battleground. Why do you use Orcneas demon were trolhs too expensive. I have a horde of Jotun and Rokkr waiting if you really want a fight meet me in the hunting grounds.
Do I smell a scent of fear Fenrir. You might be weak Fenrir but I’m starting to shed my skin I’ll have my old body back in no time. Why do you fight for Odin and the mortals did you not forget Odin chained you thousands of years ago if you are truly a wolf you will fight for your master your creator. How about this you help me conquer the earth and I’ll help you rule Asgard. Your Jotun and Rokkr aren’t going to help you I have armies of warp beasts, dark Eldar, Mandrakes, and demons. What say you Fenrir Iceborn do you accept my deal.
Why don’t we join forces Fenrir.
Because we both know that neither one of us wants to share power. And we’d plot against each other constantly. And I honestly just don’t like you.
Me a Coward?
I who took tenthousand Demons Alive on the slopes of Carach Duraz and Sacrifced them to the light prying out their hearts. Who fought Back the Elder Darkness and engineered the Seal. who burned the Dark City and all it’s inhabitants and warmed my feet by the flames.
I may be many things, but a coward? No.
Fool only dawnbreaker can harm me.
My friend holds the crystal blade you shall not last long.
Fenrir I challenge you to a duel the duel will take place in the telepathic version of the neather world. We will fight telepathically since I don’t have my true body yet. If I win I will take command of all your wolves and you will neal before me if you win I’ll call off the invasion and give you your friend back. What say you Fenrir Iceborn.
*I yawn as I look at the two of you squabbling* What are you two arguing about? Who’s the new kid?
How the heck did you escape from me
The Jack of Hearts, the Reaper of Neverland. The king of the Underworld smirks as he leans against a wall. “Haven’t you heard? Gods watch out for each other.”
Your the one who helped her escape.
I’ll have your soul for this reaper. Don’t you know who your master is.
The Reaper laughs and his form shifts back to the robed skeleton. “Don’t you know me at all? First, I don’t have a master. No one can control me. Second, I don’t have a soul.”
I’m lord Mishael the lord of horror and last phalantien we binded you but I can unbind you.
“Oh hello Jack” the hatter bows to reaper as if he still used the jack of spades image “oh and mishael can you please stop being an ignorant git and realize your as important as I am a carrot? Reaper I apologize but in your absence I had to remove you from the second SOS level because your account was high jacked, you might need to create a new account to get back into that chat”
REAPER!
*Noah and his squadron bow to the one true king of reapers*
My liege! It’s great to see your return! But there are pressing matters… In your absence it would seem that the corps have fallen into disarray. It’s faction against faction, reaper against reaper. There are no rules in place for deciding a new king… The shinigami council requests you’re presence immediately…
RB
Jack grins and holsters his sword. “Very well Noah. While my form was broken, I’m afraid I have lost control of my switches. I’m stuck between Jack of Spades and the “Spectre” as the corps so aptly named it. Luckily those two forms are fairly compatible so. Anyway, as soon as I am finished with the grandfather of the reaper corps, you can tell the shinigami to meet me at the Burger King. I hear they have black cheeseburgers now.”
*Noah sits at at table in burger king. An employee brings him a pyramid of black cheeseburgers on a plastic tray. This might has gotten just a snicker and passing glance if it was just the one tray, but he kept bringing them out until noah was completely surrounded. One of the burgers whispers in his ear, “This is degrading…” Noah shivers out of disgust. It was the only way to fit the council in here with out seeming to much out of place… He contemplates eating one of the cheeseburgers to seem less suspicious, but as he raises on to his mouth it whispers “Go ahead and try it. See what happens…” He sets the cheeseburger down and waits patiently for his king…*
RB
Throughout the Burger King people fall unconscious as a song recognized by Noah as “spooky scary skeletons” a bit racist in consideration of the facts plays seemingly from the walls itself and the hat Hatter gifted to Noah falls off and turns into an exact replica of the hatters hat and as it turns over to be brim down it rises into the air with electricity jutting randomly from it until finally the hatter is standing behind him and taps Noah on the shoulder “you realize you could have just knocked out the humans yourself right?”
You threw me in a cage with a cheap padlock while I was taking a nap and left MY pet as guard. I keep bobby-pins in my hair for a reason. Honestly the only reason I didn’t leave sooner was because I didn’t feel like it.
also Reaper told me everyone thought I was actually being held against my will.
You we’re weren’t you.
Not in the least, I already explained I only stayed because I felt like it. I mean honestly. You didn’t even take my weapons.
I can never trust those dimwitted orcs
Ha ha ha! You don’t remember do you I already have what I need from you. What you remember are false memory’s which my lutinent planted into your head.
Just for fun I’ve sent a large squad of the most powerful witches to retrieve you and bring you back to the neather world for torture good luck ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You were fed false memories you fool the memories you had of being locked in a cheap cage were fake. I already have what I need to open the neather world gates. First time tomorrow morning I will open the gates and my dark Eldar army of quadrillions will come pouring out and my Ravens will feast on your lifeless corpses while I feast on your souls.
wait howcome im still alive and not dead
That’s it I’ll have your heads mounted on my back. And your race as tortured slaves
this dude said he was gonna get our heads and we are still here i think he is bluffing i think he isnt a god or anything but human and liying stupid bluffing human
I’m sorry if I said anything to you mortal I am a God of chaos one of five gods of chaos. I’m kind of sorry I said I was going to kill you all I may be evil but this was all a test for you mortals you see you mortals have already destroyed the world with war you are harming yourselves a great evil is returning to these lands one more greater than I or any of us chaos gods I wanted to test your emotions your feelings your desires your lust to be a werewolf and you mortals failed the test you are dying race of a slowly dying world a great evil is coming to these lands and you are the one destined to stop it from the first time talking on this site with you I new it was you but I waiting for you to find yourself you have many powers but you must be patient because it may take some time but do not doubt yourself like I have done and look at me now an evil god but that’s actually not so bad but anyways you are special you are gods hand on this world you might doubt it now but inside of you lies a very powerful being of the gods and you will fight back the coming darkness I take my leave I’m sorry that I tried to kill you all for now I see none of this will bring me my life back I lost everything I had to you mortals I’m not human I’m a God who didn’t see the light in the dark sorry about that I take my leave you are special remember that.
Fine human I know when I’m beat I have know chances against you all but I only want to live in peace I’m calling off the invasion and my witches it was humans that started the war with monster not us I may be a demon but kill only to defend my people. So I surrender I don’t expect your kind to forgive me after the horrible atrocities I committed My kind aren’t a twisted race so all I’m saying is I mean no more harm.
*I look at Reaper confused* Did we seriously just stand there and look him into submission?
“Actually akantha it was more me bowing to reaper and calling mishael a git, Arrogant fools like him tend to realize after a while that despite perceived importance the person who actually matters is the one who gets respect. For example Fenrir and mishael are both wrong AND fools but everyone succumbs to Dęãth eventually as it is ‘the only real choice left’ now tons of people can claim to be creator of werewolves but” hatter breaks off his left leg with a Charlie horse and it turns into a wolf as it touches moonlight and a new leg replaces it on his body “Guardians as I know them are the TRUTH about the origin. As with vampires and a few other things but that isn’t important”
Death is never an Ending though Hats Only a new beginning.
And I’m not nearly so arrogant as you may think. I just don’t give two Bigfeet what people think. If someone cannot see the point of what I’m doing or the reasoning behind it the problem lies with them not me
Oh I was lying when I said I was surrendering I just wanted to see what your reaction would be call me arrogant again and I’ll flay you alive I have no soul I’m an immortal demon. And I am the creator of werewolves or should I say improver of werewolves. Your a guardian been a while since I last saw one no matter I’ll have your soul soon enough and you’ll be a soul shriven.
True enough Hatter, but I like my version better. What I want to know is who he’s talking to since the only human who’s said anything is Haley.
Oh I lye down about surrendering I was talking to you but who cares soon I’ll have all of your souls oh and by the way you where never thrown into cage with your weapons those were fake memories I planted into your head. While actually you where taken against your will and we’re screaming. I planted them into your head so you’ll never know how to go back to the neather world. Soon you’ll be sorry you ever interfered with my plans.
Alright Mishael, stop. At this point you are merely being a pest. You are trying to face beings that could destroy you with ease.You didn’t even attempt to learn their allies, weaknesses, and abilities. I could destroy you, but highly doubt I could do more than scratch one of them without help.
oh do you now Mister Challenges me to a duel three posts later. Stop this world conquest foolishness and I won’t turn the skins of everything you’ve ever cared about into nice soft boots. Sound like a deal?
I’d rather not waste lives, but Defending the earth and It’s races is what I have always done.
I have werewolves in my army as well Fenrir but they’re nothing like your wolves they cannot transform back to human form ever again they have a very infectious bite they’re the stuff of nightmares that only serve my will. I’ve sent a large pack of them to bring you back alive have fun dealing with your fallen brothers and sisters.
Shadowhounds. The Twisted. I hunt them.
They fought well, but fell, nice try though. Your elder sibling already tried that. Cromh Cruach sent a whole pack. I know how to end them though.
Oh I can’t be infected, wolf’s disease resistance.
But their saliva and blood are still poisonous.
I would accept were the dreamshard not of your choosing. I’m no Fool, Demon. I wonder how well you’d resist a mithrili dawnforged blade, or Balefire. No I intend to do war the way it was meant to be done, Massivley. Have Fun dealing with the constant Frost wraith and Ice Golem attacks I’ll be sending at your followers though.
I wonder. That girl with the black eyes she’s important to you. Hmmmm maybe she could do with a little trimming. You know just take some off at the waist.
Come to the mountain tonight Fenrir so that we may settle this once and for all
I will be there ethereally at least. Teleportation still isn’t working for me. I will match my magic against you
Your on Fenrir tonight we do battle.
Cromh Cruarch my pathetic elder sibling that prefers mortals worshipping him rather than slaying them for pleasure like I have done. What ever happened to him. I wonder.
We bound him in Caer Shai’drohc. Through he’s been trying to break free since. Also he cursed us that’s why the elders disappeared.
He seems to want to destroy most of humanity now.
And enslave the rest.
Also your no show for the mountain match was unappreciated. Perhaps we each had the wrong mountain?
Yes it appears you had the wrong mountain. But now that I have the location of where you bound Cromh Cruarch I may go and absorb him and be even more powerful.
Doubtful breaking in its harder than breaking out. Besides is his prison fails so did the curse binding me and I’ll come tear your thr*at out.
Hades is a weak I nearly defeated him and all the other gods once but if the breakers of dawn hadn’t come I surely would have succeeded in destroying them.
That is percicsley why I kidnapped her so she can open the neather world gate even if she is the a goddess I can devour her soul even the gods have souls I killed gods before I can do it again I once nearly killed Zeus. The crystal blade will not harm me only dawnbreaker can harm a phalantien.
That is percicsley why I kidnapped so she can open the neather world gate. Even if she is a goddess I can still suck her soul even the gods have souls. I killed gods before I can do it again I nearly killed Zeus once. Only the powerful sword dawnbreaker can harm a phalantien but I’ve hidden it so your crystal blade will do you no good.
My dark Eldar army lies waiting once you friend opens the gate we will begin our invasion. The only ones that will be spared will end up us tortured slaves. Then my ravens will feast on your lifeless corpses.
But I don’t want to be a slave and I am the one who is useless I can’t do anything I will just be kidnapped and be eaten I don’t want that are you going to do that to me
Sorry about my pic it didn’t let me put my mom’said yahoo email so I had to put Hotmail
It depends are you with us or against us. I’m the one that created werewolves not Fenrir and I will spare your life. And give you powers beyond your wiledest dreams and I will show you how to transform at will if you just pledge your soul to me.
fine im with you but i do need to stay with my family so maybe you can like meet me in my room if you can teleport there just saying cuz i really dont want my mom to know im gone
Fine I’m sending a witch that’s going to take you to the neather world.
OK but you need to make it quick or my mom will find out I’m gone
It will be quick.
ok so when is it gonna get here cuz im still here
Try doing a ritual. That will surely get you to the neather world. I’ll tell you how to do it. Chant this three times. My lord calls me back back to our birth place so I go back to the place Ravens croak about back to the place where mortals nightmares come true so I can serve my master wishes and grant him the blood of his enemies by blood he binded us by blood we return to him. Than drop a sample of your blood onto the floor it should open a portal to the neather world then jump in.
whoa wait what blood im not good with pain so like no
Well it’s either that or we will slit your throat so what will it be mortal.
Can’t u come just here well my cat does scratch my hand too deep sometimes that I bleed so maybe that can work but I might not bleed enough that it won’t be enough blood to make a Dropbox cuz I am not going to get a knife and cut myself
i mean a drop
waitting
Hello im still here and waiting so when are you going to make me a werewolf or amor incondicional already a werewolf or do you need address if you do im living in new york 1 0 0 0 s I m p s o n s t r e e t
Damm it sorry I ment to say or am I a werewolf already sorry it’s just my mom’s phone saves words so it saved spanish words that my mom used
You are a fool if You believe him. That Deceiving Wretch. Just for this I’m going to break your limbs, tie you into a knot, and throw you off a cliff.
My rage can wait for now though. Your physical form is a human male of slightly older than twenty with a small goatee and long dark hair. You have some powers, but are bound by the same curse as the rest of the Powers. Interestingly you are about as strong as a dark Eldar no more.
I know everything.
You’re hiding near a mountain, pine trees. hmmm
You want Nine OK.
I Call The Nine, Let the elder hunters be reawakened
Let the Bloodsworn come forth to fight the darkness,
My Darkness Falter and learn the meaning of Fear,
Before the Greatest Rays of Light.
How wrong you are Fenrir my human form is that of a 12 year old boy I’m not on a mountain with pine trees. The nine are dead you fool I personally killed all of them a millennia ago there is know way to reawaken to them because I abosorbed their souls. I grow stronger every day. Let’s make this quick I have an armada waiting to kill everyone.
Even farsight has its limits. Distortion you know.
Yes the original ones are dead. They left successors hidden under ground in stasis. I woke them up.
I have the ebony blade Fenrir I’m sure you know it. It bested dawnbreaker once it can do it again. And the successors they will fall before me Fenrir. Let’s finish this tonight.
Let’s finish this Fenrir once and for all come to the mountain tonight where we shall do battle.
As the blood moon rises in the sky my powers grow and the ravens come back to their master and the onslaught begins. It will begin in London in Hyde park. It was the ancient battle ground where the ancient phalantiens battled the Knights of the nine but this time we will not fail.
It seems someone helped your friend escape but due to her time in the neather world she has no memory of the incident. No matter I have all that I need to open the neather world gates. But as a demon of my word I’m waiting for your answer Fenrir as I said if you win I’ll call off the invasion if you refuse to accept my challenge I will eradicate your precious mortals.
I’ve already have what I need to open the neather world gates and begin the invasion. Those stupid orcs were supposed to put you in an energy cage.
Only one tiny drop of blood will do mortal.
Oh and the picture changed. For some reason.
Don’t toy with me Haley. I’ve already faced these beings in ages past and none were able to kill me and I could evisicrate you with one finger. I’ve destroyed an entire army of one hundred thousand by myself. I nearly had all the god on their knees. I know all of their weaknesses. I’m no pest I’m Gwyn the eternal horror. I am a phalantien god of nightmares. I don’t plan on losing you all underestimate me and my powers soon you will wish you never did.
*Haley frowns at Mishael* I would like to point out that until recently you didn’t even know some of the people you’re challenging so the “I’ve fought and won before” shtick isn’t going to work, and as for the once having defeated and entire army. That was before. You – no matter how powerful before- are weak now. Almost to the point of being mortal. So try to “eviscerate me with one finger”. I dare you. No more threats.
…Come at me bro…
True I’m weak Haley but not for long. I’m starting to shed my skin son I’ll have my old body back then I’ll be more powerful then a god or Titan. Since I can’t fly or teleport to you yet I’m sending a Wych squad that will bring you back alive so I can have your soul. But first I’ll torture you for fun. Then I’ll suck your soul out of you. Have fun dealing with the Wyches they seem very angry at your blasphemyes against their god.
Mishael instead of me going there maybe you can get one of your people to bring me there
Alright, I’m tired of humoring you and giving what you want. When you are actually worth my time I’ll reply.
That’s not fear I smell is it? 👿
Tsk tsk, I’ve arrived too early. Oh well.
What are you talking about dragon I’ve made peace with Fenrir the war between dark elves and asgargians is over.
I believe you’ve mistaken me, I do not speak of the same events you suspect.
I speak of what’s to come, not what has past.
Hello, Z…how have you been lately???
That would depend on how you perceive time.
It’s been thousands of years since I was last here.
“Lately” is complicated, I find that time passes by so quickly that a year goes by in a single blink.
Did you ever find that box perchance?
Sadly no…however I’ve recently come into possession of a strange knife…
The hilt is green with a face carved into it along with a plethora of symbols…at the base of the hilt is a tuft of black-tipped, grey animal fur…the blade appears normal…maybe you know something???
At my age, these things tend to start seeming the same unfortunately…
Damn…BTW, what exactly are you waiting for???
I’m waiting for my end. It’s why I returned.
That’s a bit depressing… But OK…
I suppose the inevitable is the inevitable…
Hail Ravenwillow,
While definitively true that inevitable is just that, inevitable equally true, the evitable is eminently evitable! I urge you to eschew the inevitable and evade the evitable!
Long may you keep on keeping on,
Seth
But that’s all inevitable!
i’ll keep that in mind, Seth…
Hi Zyboragon can you help me I keep having dreams of a demon I think I’m the demon I think the demon is trapped inside of me I do not know its name but in my mind I feel as though I know the name it never told me but I keep thinking its name is Morzeldol Hellheart how I know this I have know idea I think I used to have a passed life where I was a demon since you are a dragon I’ll tell you it looks like a lilith purple snakelike dragon that is quite unsettling but purple is my favorite color I think I am that demon so what’s your advice.
Meditate, if there’s something inside of you, only you can find it, open your mind and confront what you seek. That’s my advice.
Hi Ravenwillow I’m starting to have dreams of a purple demon with a forked tongue and venomous fangs when I was little I used to have a big imagination and I would pretend I was a demon who commanded an army of darkness I’m starting to have dreams about I don’t get a whole look at the demon just at its purple forked tongue and its violet snakelike eyes and large horns and its claws that are as dark as knight now it’s the same demons but now it seems more like visions like a past life I know you think of me as some fool that makes up stuff but please it’s true please tell me what’s going on what do these dreams mean.
I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt…and I’m not familiar with demons in singularity, but rather as a whole… Me being a demon myself (well…part), I don’t NORMALLY have issues with other demons…however I can do some research and get back to you… But that’s pretty much all I good for right now…sorry
There’s only three creatures I’ve never be fond of… Fairies, Demons, and cannibals.
Luckily though I’m too old to care!
I’ll take that as a compliment… Hehehe
Well, my disposition is based primarily on the plethora of encounters with the species, the majority of these creatures have been a real pain.
I tend not to fall into any categories…considering the fact I’m a combination of many things…
A combination changes very little, all parts make the whole, even the ones we ignore or repress…
Of course, I think I’m speaking more of myself at this point.
Quite possibly…
I’m an Angel, Demon, Beast, Reborn Goddess, and Witch by blood and choice… So I mean… I don’t really fall in perfectly anywhere… Granted I fit most closely with the beast than anything as it is the most active part of me as of now, with everything else being dormant and unawakened… Though not ignored… Nor repressed…
Hail Zyboragon,
A belated welcome back to you. Who or what drags you from your lair? Fairy season has begun early this year with reputable scientists reporting about extra-terrestrial fairies. Even better – or worse in your case – they say we will all soon have a fairy form in order to space travel:http://www.maxim.com/news/ian-pearson-future-technology-2016-02
I’m looking into it now… so far it seems legit.
Thanks for keeping on out there old draconian!
Seth
Thank you Seth, This news is highly disturbing…
I’ll have to make a quick visit to my old friend Enigma, he’ll certainly need to know about “space fairies”…..
I know your pain Ravenwillow for I have parents like yours except they’re not human and don’t try to hide their secrets from me but their divorced my dad is a werewolf and a horrible person who I would not hesitate to kill my mom is a very powerful vampire and witch who along with my grandmother who is the same have done black magic for more than five hundred years and I love them very much along with my moms side of the family my father is a horrible person I’m forced to see him even though I hate him and the demon comes to me and tells me why do you hesitate it’s so easy it told me then it said is this how weak I’ve become i said what it meant by I it said oh you’ll know.
You dont know me…we’ve barely spoken…not even the people closest to me can fully comprehend the way i am…granted i cant either…so dont pretend you have a clue…
It’s often those we understand the least that we actually understand the most, much like answers we seek to know often are answers we didn’t want to know if the first place!
I seem to be getting moderated more… Is it possible that the site can no longer handle my presence…?
I blame time travel, and squirrels.
Speaking of squirrels… I have a friend who has a peculiar bond with a group of those furry nut-seekers…
As long as nobody is bonding with Void Chipmunks then we’re safe… Still should stock up on some salami though.
I saw an old Spray Nine facility on the way back to my home today.
i’m taking a head count of how many people still visit this website so could you reply “I”, ok