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Zombies!!! You May Be Dealing With A Zombie

October 7, 2011 By Seth 642 Comments

Breaking Zombie News – Zombie Outbreak In Texas!!! Click on the link to learn more.

DangerSign-zombieszombieYOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A ZOMBIE!

Sure dealing with zombies can be frustrating and even dangerous. But don’t panic. Zombies can make excellent room mates and friends if you just know how to deal with them.

First you need to perform a Zombie stage assessment to know how far along your friend or loved one is:

Stage I – Subject may be in the process of turning Zombie. Learn how to build a home quarantine for zombies here.

Stage II – Zombie has turned. Hunger is growing. Warning Strength and speed are amplified. Do not attempt to neutralize alone. Run away and skype sethonsurvival for back up.

Stage III – Zombie has seen better days. Burden of insatiable appetite and drooping parts has begun to slow Zombie down but still strong don’t be lulled into a false sense of security. Back away slowly and skype sethonsurvival for assistance.

Stage IV – You are dealing with a shambling oozer, decomposing before your very eyes. Watch out for flying, dropping, popping, oozing, spurting gooeyness.

In all cases, please report for back up. Never handle an alleged Zombie by yourself, unless you absolutely have to.

To learn more watch my Zombie Month Webisodes. Now viewable on your iOS device (iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch). You can also watch them on YouTube!

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Gabriel Castillo says

    August 31, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Zombie signs

    hour 1 discoloration in bite area

    hour 5 fever 99 -103 chills vomiting slight dementia pain in joints

    hour 8 numbing increased fever really bad dementia. Loss of muscular cordnation

    hour 11 paralysis over all numbness slow heart rate

    hour 16 coma

    hour 20 heart stoppage no brain

    23rd hour reanimation

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 2, 2010 at 5:54 pm

      Thank you Survivor Gabriel, that is a very excellent and helpful breakdown of the progress of Zombiism (aka ZSE – Zombie Spongiform Encephalopathy).

      This is the progress of an acute case the chronic cases are much more challenging to diagnose. In chronic cases the the time between infection and initial onset of symptoms can vary greatly. No one is really sure yet why this massive variation exists as zombiologist have not had very many subjects to run tests on and there usually a few things going on during zombie outbreaks that inhibit a complete analysis of the subject.

      Seth

      Remember: Friends don’t let Friends go zombie!

      Reply
  2. Gabriel Castillo says

    September 5, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    My load out is a silenced glock 17 and a long bladed sharp knife works every time

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 10, 2010 at 2:11 pm

      Excellent choices for great mobility Survivor Gabriel. As with any choice though, there are both pros and cons to the silencer.

      Pro:
      The quieter shot is less likely to attract the attention of other nearby zombies. However silencers are not capable of reducing the noise a gunshot 100% they just reduce it. Still reduction is good. Just remember they are not as quiet as in the movies. Silencers (or suppressors as they are often called) also reduce muzzle flash significantly thus providing one less clue as to your location.

      Con:
      The weight of the silencer on the end of the barrel increases the size and weight of the gun plus it also shifts the centre of gravity.

      Pro:
      The sound reduction not only helps to prevent long term hearing loss but also reduces short term hearing loss leaving you more likely to hear the sounds that closely follow the shot. Possibly giving you a clue as to the location of the next zombie out to consume the contents of your cabeza.

      Con:
      Silencers are illegal to posses in many parts of the world and being locked in a jail cell during a zombie outbreak is not ideal.

      A major advantage to your choice of the Glock 17 is that they use standard 9mm Parabellum rounds increasing the likely hood of being able to find more ammo.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Gabriel castillo says

        October 13, 2010 at 11:13 pm

        Seth there no other proper way to take a zombie other than burning the saying is the zombies gone but the treat lives on for vampires : zombie blood is very toxic it will kill you and you won’t become one for cannibals eating a zombie will kill you same reson won’t become zombie using zombie blood to heal will zombafy you for cyborgs remember clean your self for zombie gunk or you’ll be a zombie you’ll attact more

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        • Seth says

          October 15, 2010 at 2:46 pm

          Survivor Gabriel wrote: “The zombies gone but the treat lives on.”

          I am totally with you Gabriel, as important as hygiene is at the best of times in the middle of a zombie apocalypse it is even more important.

          Keep on keeping on keeping clean.

          Seth

          Reply
  3. Gabriel castillo says

    October 1, 2010 at 8:39 am

    Oh my god!!! A hell hound first you hear feach me this soul then they look like zombie wolfs my new load out is a aa-12 automatic long range shotgun and a ww2 fg-42

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 1, 2010 at 2:29 pm

      FG-42 very cool. Do you have an early model or late model one? One of the easy ways to tell is by the position of the bipod? Near the handgrip is early and near the end of the barrel is late.

      Watch out for those hell hounds. In your experience do they travel in packs or are they more solitary?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  4. Gabriel castillo says

    October 1, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    More in packs but much bigger like 200 wolfs at once and I have a upgrade model one fg-42 it upgrade is that it so strong one bullet and it cuts a leg of 40 bullet capacity and and lightthere like 8 pounds good machine gun

    Reply
  5. Gabriel castillo says

    October 1, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    Also where do you think I get my guns ? I go back in time and the best zombie proof clothes are a short sleeve shirt and short hair also try not to use baggy pants and I think I’m the ONLY TEN year old who was in ww2 ww3 vetnam and ww1

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm

      Oh so you are a Time Traveller too, how exciting! How do you do it? Do you have a device, like a time machine, or do you have an innate power? Have you been to the future as well as the past?

      Seth

      Reply
  6. Gabriel castillo says

    October 1, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    I have the experience to handle a gun

    Reply
  7. Time o Stigma says

    October 4, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    My weapons of choice when fighting zombies is a striker shotgun, an m9 beretta silenced for a last resort, and a steyer AUG as a primary. Flares to grab their attention, and a combat knife with a lighter to clean the knife just in case I need to disinfect something or get a bullet out of my body.the bullets are silver just in case I need to shoot myself, but I have extra mags that aren’t silver for quick use.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 6, 2010 at 3:36 pm

      Good idea with the silver bullets. You might also need them to defend yourself against another werewolf…

      Reply
    • Gabriel castillo says

      October 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm

      Good idea time o stigma a zomwolf is way to dangerice there he’ll hound that eat your soul ask Seth about them

      Reply
  8. Gabriel castillo says

    October 5, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    By my modified iPhone I tried with my power but I accadently shot a fire ball future great it actuly has no fast food a51 not hunting monsters but them aliens come with cute monkey and it explodes your head if you look at it them nuke goes off (boom) past it was great after the war of ww2 bellair 57 And dives that allow you to see them make the food and even the electric railgun prototype

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 6, 2010 at 3:35 pm

      Yep that is quite an iPhone. I’d like to try that mod out too!

      Seth

      Reply
  9. P5t5r says

    October 5, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    That’s some iPhone you got there so it has an EMP a time machine a phone multiple apps and music library. Where can I get one like that?

    Reply
  10. P5t5r says

    October 5, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    P.S. Is it okay if I call you gabe?
    Κρατήστε την τήρηση επί του
    P5t5r

    Reply
  11. Unlucky says

    October 6, 2010 at 8:15 am

    The monstrometer said I’m a zombie but I haven’t felt the slightest feeling of stupidity.Although I’m always drooling like crazy

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm

      Well this is most unUnlucky news Unlucky! Drooling is an excellent immune response to all manner of noxious pathogens including ZSE. Try not to drool on other people – maybe consider strapping a bucket around your neck to capture it then dispose of it properly. And time will tell if your body succeeds in excreting the noxious material and you keep on keeping on!

      Seth

      P.S. Not that I stay up at night every single night wondering or anything but I am still curious – I mean THE READERS here are still curious – how did you locate and procure a date with a vampire? The one you used the garlic on?

      Reply
  12. Gabriel castillo says

    October 6, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Let’s just say I made it and since I’m a cyborg I saved how a iPhone was made and some add fetures

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 15, 2010 at 5:54 pm

      Just wondering… how much would something like that cost if I were to want you to make one of those for me?

      I mean I can’t really pay you upfront but I would totally share my lottery winnings with you!

      Seth

      Reply
  13. Shadow wolf says

    October 18, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    No luck with my brother. Today he bit me but it didn’t break the skin. I’m getting scared.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 25, 2010 at 7:54 pm

      Good thing he did not break the skin. Is he exhibiting any increase in the severity of his symptoms?

      Seth

      Reply
  14. Seth says

    October 25, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    It’s Zombie Month Again, again… Check out my new slideshow.

    Reply
  15. Gabriel castillo says

    November 3, 2010 at 8:10 am

    I’m very sorry but there’s no known cure Seth might have one but zombies can go insane if he bites you and it breaks the skin you’ll be zombie chow or a zombie try not to

    Reply
  16. Sam says

    November 28, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    My town has an old fort called Fort Henry in it, and there are like, a BAZILLION zombies. They must be vegans, because tons of people go to Fort Henry and no one’s ever been eaten.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 29, 2010 at 3:53 pm

      Hail Survivor Sam,

      Vegan Zombies! Well that is odd. Thank you for your very interesting zombie activity report.

      Previously I had dismissed this film (see trailer below) as simply more pro-zombie propaganda from the Zombie Actors Guild (http://zombieactorsguild.com) but now your independent report of vegan zombies is going to force me to examine the issue further.

      Keep on keeping on and remember that even vegan zombies can be very dangerous.

      Seth

      FYI for those of you keeping score at home this Sam who commented up above is not the same Sam as my brother Sam Greening.

      Reply
      • Sam says

        December 17, 2010 at 6:23 pm

        One, I’m a GIRL, and two, I live in Canada.

        Reply
  17. Luis says

    November 28, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    How can a vamp cover it’s weakness as in if I were to assemble a “team” to survive against zombies I have years experience with weapons weapon of choice berreta 92 fast.portable.justice

    Reply
    • Seth says

      December 1, 2010 at 2:55 am

      Hail Survivor Luis,

      If your group is primarily Vampires your big weakness is daytime so it is good to have some other team members who are not vulnerable to sunlight. This can be a big issue for most vamps though because who can they trust to watch over them while they sleep and not be worried that they will make it through the night with out waking up (albeit briefly) with a stake in their heart. So I guess what I am saying is that finding someone you can trust your life to be part of your team.

      So you know anyone like that? Unfortunately in many Zombie Survival situations you end up not with a team of your choice but of whoever is left around with their brains still intact so in those cases you have to go with the hand you have been dealt.

      Seth

      Reply
  18. cinder says

    December 6, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Again HI. whats up, latest Zombie news please.

    Reply
  19. Sam says

    December 17, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    I think the “vegan” zombies, must just be really old and not have teeth, cuz’ the fort’s been around since before the War of 1812. Also, there’s this thing there that’s either covered in seaweed, or really, REALLY furry, and it’s just about the only thing at the fort that scared any of my friends.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      December 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm

      Sounds like a freaky and mysterious place Sam. Can you maybe send me a picture. That is if you can take one without getting too close. I don’t want one of those zombies to decide it is time to give up 200 years of clean vegan zombie living once your brain is withing arms length.

      What is this other thing that you are telling me about, the one covered in seaweed? How big was it? Can you d escribe it a little more?

      Keep on keeing on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Sam says

        December 20, 2010 at 10:42 am

        The furry thing was maybe 5ft 7in tall, and it was covered in brown seaweed, but it was covered in so much seaweed you couldn’t see it’s face. One of the zombies there talks, but I think it might be a vampire too. And as far as I know, most of the zombies are solders and CLOWNS. All the solder zombies carry an axe or a gun or something.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          January 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm

          Hail Sam,

          How are things? Hope you are still keeping on.

          I have done a lot of research in must old tomes looking for information on the furry seaweed thing and have not been able to pin it down. It seems like it could maybe be a very short or immature sasquatch that was attacked by mermonsters. Which seems possible based on the fort’s proximity to water.

          That place sounds scary. Zombie soldiers are one thing but zombie clowns? That is just not right.

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
  20. cinder says

    December 17, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Zombie outbreak/attack in winnipeg! its only like a few towns over from were i live (like a hour or 2)

    Reply
    • Seth says

      December 18, 2010 at 3:53 pm

      Thanks for the zombie survival news alerts Cinder. I also posted it to Facebook to faciilitate rapid spreead of information. You can see the post here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Seth-On-Survival/181360492958

      Do you have any additional updates?

      Please keep us posted and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  21. Jordan says

    December 19, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Hey Seth, I was wondering if you could include an article on zombie raising and upkeep cause my friend is a necromancer and has a zombie farm in South Dakota. Everytime he runs into zombies they don’t try to eat him. They actually follow his orders like serving him pizza and protecting him from bullies. He is only 13 but he knows a lot of stuff. He taught me everything I know about the undead and how to raise them. Now zombies won’t attack me either. Please include some articles on this topic. Oh wait, my zombie servent wants to say hi, hold on….jlfh9-[s8hyg3a08wghnh. That was him on the computer, sorry, he can’t type.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      December 20, 2010 at 2:08 am

      Hail Jordan,

      Zombie raising?! Did you say your friend is a real zombie farmer? Jordan you seem like a reasonable human and so far I have appreciated your contributions to the site a great deal but isn’t zombie farming just a dangerous little online game to make humans forget about the real zombies? Are you really telling me now there are REAL zombie farmers?

      I respectfully demand proof/additional info. What did your friend teach you about this alleged zombie farming?

      Seth

      P.S. “jlfh9-[s8hyg3a08wghnh,” back to your zombie servant but please don’t let the Zombie Actor’s Guild know that you have an unpaid zombie assistant. In the future please refer to him or her as your “intern.” Otherwise they will crash my site and since I just got over a shifterz attack and the bad unicorn quotes, I can’t afford any more bad press.

      Thanks. Keep on keeping on.

      Reply
  22. cinder says

    December 20, 2010 at 8:35 am

    nothing new so far. the KP mall is over run. some vamps there are keeping some order near the center of winnepeg but thats it.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 27, 2011 at 8:02 pm

      Hail Cinder,

      Do you have an update on the zombie outbreak in Winnipeg? Have they started to overrun the whole city or have they been contained on the east side of the river or even better did the vamps that were fighting them find a way to lock them in the KP mall?

      Thanks and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  23. Jordan says

    December 20, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    Sorry then Seth, but it is real zombie farming not that stupid app you were refering to, he gives most of his zombies to this zombie speciman organization for delivering zombie bodies to buyers like you. I would like to tell you about zombie raising but there are too many people on this site who can’t know the sacred art. It’s just a thing, you know, restricted accses and all that. Also you have to be born with the gift to summon and create the undead. hat or you sart studying and practecing necromancy for ten years. I was born with the gift my freind said, so I can’t exactlly tell you how it’s done. All I do is just say a spell and will the dead to rise.

    Reply
  24. Jordan says

    December 20, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    Hey Seth, a Lich was touring my friend’s zombie farm and saw your website on his computer favorites, when the Lich asked about the website and my friend showed him your site, he was very impressed with your knowledge of the undead, but he was angry at the fact that you had no Liches on your monster report. He would like to personally tell you the facts on Liches. And you don’t want to keep a Lich angry, I’m still shivering from what he did to Tom, it’s too terrible to type. Also you haven’t replied to my ” what are the signs that someone is becoming a vampire” coment. I woke up one morning with two holes in my arm and started feeling strange. If I turn into a vampire this could really effect my status as a necromancer. My intern says hi again.

    Reply
  25. Jordan says

    December 20, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    P.S I also said hat insteid of that in my other comment. Sorry!

    Reply
  26. Jordan says

    December 21, 2010 at 1:14 am

    Hey Seth, I’ll let you know I’m in a graveyard right now, and I think two proffesional monster hunters are looking for me. How do I know? They have been using your monstrometer on everyone who comes near the graveyard. They scanned me as I walked in and I didn’t see the results. I need help NOW!!!! What are the signs that someone is becoming a vampire? If I know that I am a vamp I can avoid some of their weapons. PLEASE REPLY NOW!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  27. Jordan says

    December 21, 2010 at 1:36 am

    Never mind Seth, the hunters came into the graveyard armed with crossbows when a werewolf jumped out behind a tombstone and tore them to pieces. Then it got wierder. Two giant bat wings extended from the werewolf’s back and it turned towards me. I got a good look at it’s face, it had red eyes, big bat-like ears, and when it howled, I saw two huge canine teeth. I think I saw an actuall werepyere!!! It was amazing. The creature started to flap it’s wings and flyed away. Im going to follow it and see what happens.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 7, 2011 at 7:18 pm

      Hail Jordan,

      Sounds like you had quite an interesting/terrifying experience there!

      Were you able to follow it? What happened next? Any more run ins with monster hunters?

      Hope you are still keeping on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  28. Gabriel castillo says

    January 1, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    My guns were confiscated by time travling ninjas

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 11, 2011 at 7:31 pm

      Gack! How do you tell a time travelling ninja from a regular ninja?

      Seth

      Reply
  29. Cinder says

    January 3, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    ummm Seth? why do u like Unicorns so much? just asking. i gave u some info before (not all of it there IS more) so i was wondering 🙂

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 4, 2011 at 5:31 pm

      Hail Cinder,

      I appear to have overlooked this comment but here is a very belated reply….

      Who doesn’t love unicorns? Apparently even you a hardened vamp love unicorns and now I need to go back in my files to find the info you sent. They’re white and beautiful and they can fly and their horns have magically properties that make them very good at killing zombies. Some people say they are sparkly but really, they say that about vampires too right? What else am I missing…? Please fill me in!

      (Flurry of clicking here…)

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  30. Killerkitty4992 says

    January 19, 2011 at 7:28 am

    it says I’m a zombie but I don’t drool, dont stumble around aimlessly, I can climb things other than ladders and I’ve an iq higher than a zombie (I also think the only use for zombies is to kill them

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 19, 2011 at 5:40 pm

      Hail Killerkitty4992,

      Thanks for this scan report. You certainly don’t sound like a zombie to me. Was this a self-scan or did somebody else scan you?

      Seth

      Reply
  31. Killerkitty4992 says

    January 19, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    I did it myself

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 19, 2011 at 5:52 pm

      Hail Killerkitty4992,

      You may need to thoroughly clean the screen of the scanning device to prevent false readings due to contaminated biometric samples. This reading may mean that your iPod Touch or iPhone was recently handled by a zombie. (You’ll also want to wash your hands as well!)

      After your device and hands are clean try scanning yourself again. If you increase the number of questions the accuracy also improves.

      Please post back again with your results after the cleaning.

      Thanks and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  32. Killerkitty4992 says

    January 19, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Well it is a little better than being a zombie I suppose (I don’t like deteriorating before someone) I came up as a vampire

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm

      Hail Killerkitty4992,

      A little better!!!

      I think most on the site would agree with me when I say that vampire is a LOT better than zombie.

      Besides the obvious attractiveness benefits many consider vampires to be the ultimate survivors with their immortality and superhuman abilities. They are not without their vulnerabilities though.

      Learn more about vampires heck out the comments from your fellow vamps on the vampires page: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=599

      Have you had any vampire symptoms yet?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  33. Cinder says

    January 29, 2011 at 1:38 am

    Ok as for the zombie outbreak in Winnepeh, zombies are still there, vamps got SOME controle over them but not alot mostly only in the Forks, and mager working areas. Malls are over run. Someone is still making vampires but not Teaching them and taking no responsabilaty. I’m doing this on my iPod sorry if something isn’t spelt right I can’t see what’s on my screen.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 29, 2011 at 1:26 pm

      Hail Cinder,

      Thanks for the update. Seems like the situation is pretty bad in Winnipeg. What would you day the current state is? Do they need more help to control the zombies or is it more of a quarantine situation to prevent the ZSE from spreading?

      Thanks again and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Cinder says

        January 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm

        ya its bad. in some areas it is hard to control them and there is way to many to quarantine, really unless a51 decides to suddenly stop hunting us and hand over a airplane hanger (empty of course) to put the Zs in, it will be a vary, very long proses of tracking down every zombie and killing it.
        speaking of a51… did ya know they have a bad habit of putting info on there blackberries and iPhones? and better yet they keep them in there pockets, when tracking us they only go in 1s or 2s so… the only bad thing is passwords but a tech freak like me can get at it easily. ha!
        hold on, zombie passing through my yard and oh! is that a were? yep gotta go kill something.

        Reply
  34. Phia says

    February 2, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Hi! I just have a question! Is there anything I can use to protect myself from a zombie that I can find around my house?

    ~Phia

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 9, 2011 at 5:31 pm

      Hail Phia,

      Thanks for keeping on and for your question. First, just to clarify though, do you mean that you require protection from a zombie that you find in your house? Or is this a question about building a reliable arsenal of improvised weapons you could make out of household objects?

      Either way, it’s a great question. I would encourage all survivors to carefully review every object in the home for its zombie fighting potential. Personally, I like to rate them each on a scale of one to ten severed skulls. Then I consider disposing of, or replacing any object that scores less than a 6 with something more lethal. For instance toilet paper rolls only score 3.5 skulls, owing to the fact that it takes a LOT of effort to saw through a zombie’s neck with one. (Proving once again that paper cuts are NOT actually “the worst!” But I digress.) Point is, the empty toilet paper roll – throw it out! Or recycle it – whatever, just don’t leave it lying around where you might resort to it in a zombie emergency.

      So if you can’t rely on a toilet paper roll, what will work? Well power tools are great of course – providing you have power. I like to keep a chainsaw around for back up. But they get messy too. Who can track all that goo? Are you sure that none of it landed in your coffee/toothbrush/dog’s eye??? And I understand most people don’t even have a good set of power tools anymore. However you may have a turkey carving knife, which is not bad. Or a vacuum cleaner – I can’t vouch for this. It might SUCK (HA!)

      I’ll tell you the tip I’m most excited about these days. I haven’t tried it yet but I received an email from a survivor who claims to have fought off a pocket of shamblers using only ropes, bungee cords and blankets. How easy is that? He claims to have rigged very simple trip-lines in every doorway of his home – not so high that a human couldn’t step over them but high enough to take down a walker. On the other side of the trip-line is a receiving blanket – waiting to receive the undead baby. From there it’s as easy as securing the zombie, burrito-style – within the blanket, and removing it from the home. Sounds easy enough to me. Have you tried this one? If not, give it a roll, let me know how it goes!

      Hope that helps. Are you currently facing a zombie threat in your home? Or just preparing for the inevitable?

      Either way, keep on keeping on!

      Seth

      Reply
      • Phia says

        February 9, 2011 at 8:55 pm

        Thank you a lot for this advice! I found it most useful. As far as I know there are currently no zombies attacking my living quarters, but I always prefer to be prepared before there is need to be. That is a great idea with those trip wires

        Reply
        • Seth says

          February 18, 2011 at 12:48 am

          Hail Phia,

          Good thinking. It is always better to be proactive than reactive. You never know when a ZSE outbreak will occur.

          If you are ever unfortunate enough to be attacked by a zombie please let us know how it turns out. It is always good to hear how things work in the field.

          For more zombie info be sure to watch my zombie month videos if you haven’t already.

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
  35. werewolf says

    February 15, 2011 at 12:38 am

    If you are a time traveller can’t you just go back to the past and PREVENT it from ever happening or kill the zombie and would it change the future p.s just curios.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 20, 2011 at 5:39 pm

      Hail werewolf,

      Thanks for the excellent question about time travelers. I’d like to know the answer myself. Time travelers. Always moaning about the space-time continuum and wasting their powers on trivial things like the elimination of pretzels from the universe when they could be making things right. I’m starting to think it’s just an excuse. My theory is that either a) There are no truly accurate time travelers out there. They can time travel all right but they can’t really control where they end up or b) Time travelers have a really perverse sense of humor or c) Something about the act of time traveling makes them a bit… you know…(twirling finger here).

      Maybe Gabriel will tell us more below.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  36. Gabriel castillo says

    February 15, 2011 at 8:22 am

    For one I quit time traveling I almost ripped the time line 2 if he lived that will screw up even more

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 20, 2011 at 5:42 pm

      Hail Gabriel,

      Okay I want to know. What was your last mission? Tell me you didn’t waste your last mission time traveling with Enron(Nytemare) to temporarily eliminate pretzels from the global timeline in the great pretzel shortage of 2010

      Seth

      Reply
  37. Gabriel castillo says

    February 15, 2011 at 8:28 am

    Use my old load out glock18 with a machete silencer and lazer sight for glock

    Reply
  38. Riti says

    March 7, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    Dear Seth,

    Has there been a case where someone has an undead body but still have their mind and soul from when they were not zombies?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 12, 2011 at 7:24 pm

      Hail Riti,

      Thanks for the excellent question and welcome to the site. Your question is one that has plagued zombieologists for decades. Clearly in the earliest stages of infection, the human thoughts and feelings and memories remain largely intact – if increasingly impaired. But when the lights go out in the MRI, Stage IV, the brain shuts down entirely… what is left? If the answer is nothing, then why do many zombies seem to take comfort hanging around their old haunts, sometimes even performing simple tasks from their previous lives? For instance, why doesn’t the zombie janitor just drop his broom and shamble away? Is it because of his confused soul, still tethered to his undead bodies? Or is this all about bad zombie directors who confuse superficial visual cues for characterization and compelling action? And how is it they can sometimes select among potential victims, reaching for the most annoying person person first?

      The answer is nobody knows for sure and unfortunately the zombies aren’t telling. That’s why when somebody you love goes zombie, don’t be fooled. Take immediate measures to quarantine them:

      http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=710

      Keep on keeping on!

      Seth

      Reply
  39. Jasta says

    March 30, 2011 at 1:37 am

    So…….thirsty…….need……. To…….drInk

    Reply
  40. jessica says

    April 3, 2011 at 5:22 am

    dear Seth,

    How can i be a zombie because i have never died!! Even so iM always hungry and i mean ALWAYS!!!

    So could you reply??

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 3, 2011 at 5:04 pm

      Hail Jessica,

      Thanks for your question and for keeping on in these troubled times. You say that you are always hungry, can you clarify? What is it you are hungry for? Brains? If so, this would be a definitive sign of your zombiehood. Although many researchers disagree whether zombies experience hunger in the way we know it, most of them reach agreement the act of brain eating is strongly correlated with zombism.

      As to the fact you have never died, at least that you can recall, it’s worth remembering there’s an entire branch of philosophical research wherein ostensibly sober adults debate the following question for years on end: Can you prove that you’re not a zombie? If you don’t believe me, just google the word “pZombie” and you can read all day about them.

      Now I’m not saying that you’re a zombie Jessica. I would never say that. The Monstrometer might say that but I NEVER would. You seem much too lively. I’m just saying until anyone can prove that you’re NOT a zombie, well then the jury’s still out!

      Keep on keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
    • Scarly says

      June 6, 2011 at 2:03 am

      Jessica did you find out why you are so hungry? Is it brain related? Im trying to make a list of tasty treats for mystical creatures to help keep their cravings under control. I am a werewolf and my calming food is green tea ice cream. Whats yours?

      Reply
    • pauzzis97 says

      June 20, 2011 at 7:04 pm

      mine are eating chocolate ice cream , painting my nails and dancing ballet ! :mrgreen:

      Reply
  41. Jasta says

    April 4, 2011 at 12:00 am

    Why am I so thirsty? It started after a bad… Nvm but I’m so thirsty I’m under control ATM but…. Soon the cravings will start afain…..

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 5, 2011 at 7:07 pm

      Hail Jasta,

      Thirsty you say? Have you tried drinking water? Does that quench your “thirst” at all or are you “thirsty” for something else?

      I think you should probably explain what it happened after. I suspect that might be very valuable information. Were you by chance bitten or injured?

      Hope you are keeping on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  42. Seth says

    June 11, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Hail Survivors,

    Here is a video made by friend of SOS, Assasinlarko discussing zombie survival with several of his colleagues.

    See it below and keep on keeping on.

    Seth

    Thanks Larko!

    Reply
  43. thezombieduck says

    June 16, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Yeaaah is it harder to infect a animal or easier ?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 18, 2011 at 7:55 pm

      Hail thezombieduck,

      Great question. However before I answer it I would like to ask you a question, are you a zombie?

      I just ask because I am leery of giving advice about such issues to zombies.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  44. pauzzis97 says

    June 20, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    HEY SETH 😀 , i did the video of the zombie apocalypse , it’s already up on my youtube page check it out : http://www.youtube.com/user/pauzzis97

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm

      Hail pauzzis97,

      Thanks for letting me know it is ready. It is awesome. I am going to embed it here (if that is okay with you).

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • pauzzis97 says

        June 21, 2011 at 3:45 pm

        Glad you liked it seth ! and i used your monstrometer !!! and it sure did the work 🙂

        Reply
      • pauzzis97 says

        June 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

        Glad you liked it seth ! and i used your monstrometer !!! and it sure did the work 😀

        Reply
      • pauzzis97 says

        June 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

        Glad you liked it seth ! and i used your monstrometer !!! and it sure did the work :mrgreen:

        Reply
      • pauzzis97 says

        June 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm

        sorry for so many replays but my computer was not working well !

        Reply
  45. jessica says

    June 20, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    Well I’m starving for my coca bombs (cereal) I want them every night!

    Reply
  46. jessica says

    June 20, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

    Reply
  47. hunter1o1 says

    July 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    hi seth remember me hunter1o1 from twitter anyway i used the monstermeter and it only come zombie and werewolf do you think i am an undead werewolf or zombiewerewolf

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      July 16, 2011 at 3:28 pm

      Ooooh a zombie werewolf is a pretty lethal combo! Do you still have undead tendencies when it’s no the full moon? 😯

      Reply
  48. Moto16 says

    July 16, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Hey seth we’ve all heard of zombies… But what about… ZOMBIE CATS! Take a look! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-zombie-grr-cat.jpg this the link
    Zombie Cat

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 20, 2011 at 2:56 pm

      Hail Moto16,

      Excellent work. Survivors must always be alert for the dangers posed not only by zombified humans but also by zombified animals. Cats and dogs in particular are very dangerous as we have been socialized to think that all cats and dogs are friendly and cuddly. Which is all fine and good until Fluffy or Rex get a taste for brains.

      Sam found another zombie cat picture so I thought that I would share that with you as well.

      Zombie Kitteh

      Keep on keeping on and beware of cat.

      Seth

      Reply
  49. hunter1o1 says

    July 16, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    hey Seth,is there special infected and by infected i mean zombie.like a spitter the uglyest creature ever and she has a big jaw so she can spit acid.charger a big infected that has a huge right hand and the left one in normal and he charges with the right one he dashes survivals and into anything.witch a lonely girl that cry all the time with big claws she seems sad but if you come close enough she will rep up your body.jockey a small infected that can jump on your head and control you.hunter a teen infected with a hodie he walks on four legs and pounce very high you can hear his growl.boomer the fattest infected that can vomit on you the vomit can attract other infected and if you shoot him he will explode on you and still it will attract other infected.smoker infected has the longest tongue that can pull survivals if you shoot him he will puf up a big cloud of smoke.tank the boss the biggest the strongest infected it has so many muscles but it has a small head it can throw cars trucks and giant rocks.hope you replay thx,alex

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm

      Hail hunter1o1,

      Thanks for pointing me back to this post from the next page. This is great information and I would hate to have missed it. I think you can definitely add a at least a thousand lives saved to your personal lives saved counter. A hearty but belated thank you for this report from the field which I have just re-read for research purposes.

      Please let us all know if you are able to get any more great information like this.

      Hope that you are keeping on and not falling for the lonely crying girl…. Thanks again and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  50. Ice says

    July 17, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Hey Seth just another ? Sorry I know your super busy saving the world and all. But if there’s one thing know its zombies or at least the best way to bring em down. But my question is what type of zombie our we more likely have to deal with, the dreaded viral zombie, the quick adapting genetic mutation zombie, or the radioactive zombie?

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      July 17, 2011 at 7:52 pm

      Hey Ice, I’m not Seth, but I think that we might end up with a trifecta of all three. I think they come from different strains but its highly possible that we may have to deal with all three of at one point or another in our world saving aventures.

      I have personally only ever seen the slow movers, but I have heard stories from others who’ve encountered both other kinds. Best thing is to always be prepared. Stigma at the WW page seems to know a lot about dealing with Zombies if you need more advice. 😮

      Reply
    • Seth says

      September 20, 2011 at 3:44 pm

      Hail Ice,

      Belated thanks for this question/comment. I’m just catching up on the site after a full moon mission to help a survivor named Louis. You bring up an excellent area of research. With more kinds of zombies than ever around the globe, things can get complicated. Zombie taxonomy is a growing concern around the globe. And as for your question -which ones are we most likely to face in our everyday life? I think it’s fair to say that will depend in part on your geo-temporal location. In Russia and Japan at present, it’s likely you will encounter radioactive shamblers while in Europe and some parts of the USA right now, it’s the viral and/or ZSE type who predominate. Travel agents should have an updated zombie report and I recommend checking with them before you make your vacation plans. That way you know if you should pack masks and running shoes and/or iodine and a geiger counter.

      All that said, what type have you most often encountered lately?

      Seth

      Reply
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