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The good news is that if you’re not a king, queen, prince, principal, state official or school administrator, you likely have nothing to fear from witches.
UNLESS – you are destined to become a king, queen, prince, principal, state official or school administrator. In witch case, feel free to fear witches!
But if your destiny does not include any of these professions, you likely have nothing to fear from witches. Janitors for instance, have generally have nothing to fear from witches. In fact, night janitors routinely participate in secret ceremonies designed to summon witches on magic brooms.
If however your career aspirations lean toward the lofty or the official, then turn to the following principals when dealing with witches:
1. Talk about the weather. Witches love a good weather anomaly. If you haven’t seen any – MAKE ONE UP! Amphibian precipitation is a popular one but any one will do.
2. Speak to him in Latin! If possible, make it rhyme. For instance: ILLIC QUONDOM ERAM A VIR EX NANTUCKETT…(“There once was a man from Nantuckett…”) Guaranteed to slow her down, if not scare her off.
3. Be open-minded. You could learn a lot as a frog or a tree. Some people pay witches a lot of money for this opportunity and you’re getting it for free!
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Seth wow what a night. Yippee. Has anyone ever seen drunken Fairies there funny. A couple of Elves join us there great fun. Seth what are Elves anyway are they a form of fairy? Gotta go still partying Yippeeeeeeeee.
So I’m in desperate need of help! Stina won’t let me out of her sight. I desperately want to know what goes along with this vampire biting thing. Can anyone give me any Information? I chose this site because vampire page won’t load properly. If this “chosen” thing helps any I could tell you about that. Stina said I was chosen for something great. Anyway HELP!
It’s a particularly old vampire ritual. As far as I can tell the only way out is taking a dirt nap but I’ll keep looking.
Now that she has absorbed your blood she can track you anywhere and (tee hee)sorry elf wine, she may be able to call you to her and control you. Mabe if you ask (tee hee haha)sorry, Alex he can give you one of his arm weapons with an sun uv light. Wow do these elves know how to party.
Yeah… still got no clue why I put that in.
No if you kįll her you’ll dįe to. Listen carefully. You’ve been sired which means she can tell you something and you have to do it. It’s worse than being compelled. Now there’s a potion I can make but you have to get me some of her blood. Ok?
Ok I tried to get blood. I beat her with a rock as she slept it resulted in her thanking me for a message treatment. I jabbed her with knives sword needle hypodermics EVERYTHUN! She just took pleasure from it!
If you just need her DNA grab a fistful of hair or try putting a needle in her mouth. If that fails get another vampire to bite you that will give her compitition and it might break her control over you.
Mmmmmmmmmm does anyone else smell blood smells sssooo good. I got to go…man I hope she did’nt cut you. I got to go I’m starting to vamp out. I can’t control myself yet when I get really thirsty.
bebe, stay in your house and ill keep the door closed. ill provide some blood flavoured jaffa cakes for you.
Thanks I don’t think I have a choice the bag has exspanded and has covered the entire house. Thank god Zyborganna on a field trip with the Druids.
kk, want me to send in a few elementals to help?
Oh yes please its really starting to freak me out. Thanks burning jaffa.
no worrys, ill send a force of 10, will that be enough? BTW, when they get there, can you tell me what they look like, i havnt actually seen them yet
Oh wow there good that bag thing never stood a chance and they look like clear humans with fire,water,air and yuck mud in them. Oh hey theres one that looks like a very well built guy with black hair with green eyes. Oh can I keep this one? He’s comming up the walk to the front door(ding dong) thanks burning jaffa for your help.
You can try to bite her back. At
least that stategy went well with me.
Hey every one I’m so excited Ostara or Spring Equinox is soon here this is the time to celabrate. Ostara is the wiccan Easter as we also dyed eggs have egg hunts and eat chocolate bunnies. Ostara same as the christian easter but we celabrate always on the Spring Equinox. This is also when we do rituals on blessing seeds and honoring the goddess. Spring for us is when we wiccans also honor how the lord and lady (God and Goddess) as well as the creatures of the earth are in the beginings of making a new life. As this is a leap year this is a very special time when we also take time to rejoyce in the acknowledgment of the vast assortment and variety of differant culters and religions and incorparate some of there tradtions with ours. This leap year sping Equinox is our way (we wiccans that is) to honor everyone in a new begining and how our differences make all of us unique and special. So get ready and celabrate or at least enjoy a chocolate bunny because spring is on it’s way.
A wiccan witch holiday mmmmmmmm witches are a very different and interesting beings have a good celabration
Hi Nafarii I’m a demonic vampire/witch and Thanks.
A demonic vampire-witch oh how repulsive to taint your self with witches blood at first I thought you were ok but now ….
First, ARC thought you to be rude, now ARC finds you lame.
Bebe has been a good friend to ARC, if you judge without truly knowing someone, you are lame.
Thank you Arc I’m so glad your back I missed you.
How dare you insult me I’m perfect just the way I am. Go back to the void or I’ll make you.
Perfection? Honorable.
Oh I don’t think so Bebe your to primitive to do anything to me. Yes I think you would make a wonderful specimen Arc as well I could use a new pet.
Well now, getting ARC to focus on you is not exactly…smart.
I’d suggest stepping down Nafarii, it would be in the best interest of everyone here on the site.
I don’t think we should jump to the conclusions that she is trying to insult us. Maybe at get home, insults are the highest forms of compliments. Just like what you said about how dragons test eachother. Maybe she wants to know about all of us, and how easily we can break.
Naturally, ARC is incapable of emotions and if something starts throwing any kind of insult, ARC will become jumpy.
This is why I’m trying to keep the peace. ARC is currently preoccupied reading, this will give him time to process things.
Calling ARC a pet is not going to fly with his program though, he fights for the liberation of others, it’s only natural that he should be free.
(Unless Abstract uses a signal and makes him a complete “terminator”.
I am sorry if I insulted Arc on my planet cyborgs are fueled by demon energy and they are converted to a base intelligence those that retain some emotion are used as pets, those that have aggressive tendencies are used in competitive and combative sport. The cattle on this planet are very primitive primates that run this world how can you interact with such a rudimentary underdeveloped species and not utilize them for food.
Many “advanced” life forms were cared for in their early stages. Species cannot advance unless given the opportunity.
Humans are not terrible creatures, many of them are good. They adapt to situations and stick together.
It is actually amazing to watch them grow.
Also…Cyborgs here are not anywhere near the kind of cyborgs you’re used too.
Zyboragon’s right. And when it comes to nurturing species, I started caring for Giant Salamanders, a while back. They are progressing quickly. You just need to plant the seed, and give it water so to speak.
Thank you Zyboragon I have enough for my report. Please tell you pet Mr Mutt and freinds that this has bin very interesting.
Mutt is no pet, he is an awesome survivor.
How dare you insult the grand Mutt!
I’m ready to take a stake and shove it through her. Pet my @ss, if I’m your pet I’m going to jump off a building and NOT open my wings.
Not that I don’t think your a great pet owner or anything but ive sorta got this independence complex. And I’m not grand.
Bite us!! On second thought your a vampire? Let us bite you!! And you won’t like our bites afterall Hybrids are venomous to vampires.
Signed, Mutt, The One, Ofilia, and Ice
Um Mutt? Why is ARC unusually excited to see you?
He keeps yelling “Mutter Mutty Mutt”.
It’s starting to freak me out.
Freaking you out? For all I know he’s been reprogrammed to eat me! Who’s not excited to see their next meal?
He doesn’t have taste buds, he lacks a tongue.
Would you be excited to eat something you can’t you taste?
It would put a damper on my squirrel stew night.
Mmm… Squirrel…
MMmmmmm test subjects seem aggressive and capable of cognition intelligence further study is required.
I’m not your lab rat.
If I wanted to be tested, I would have asked you to give me a waver.
I’m sorry to refer you to a test supject I’m a scientific explorer sent out to find new resources and habitable planets for recolonization. I’m just trying to understand the interaction of the interspecies organizational format of this planet.
It’s ok. I am curious some times so…
Nafarii please tell me this recolonization doesn’t involve destroying the current populous of Earth, does it?
Yeah, I get tired of having to deal with that on a regular basis. Does it or does it not have to do with our population being decimated.
Yes please do tell are invasion plans on your mind?
Hmm..
I have located something disturbing.
If I do not respond in two hours, farewell.
Take this with you… (Hands you the Dragonstone.) it is more powerful than any of us could imagine.
Hey be careful Zyboragon I don’t wont to lose you. Do you need a baby sitter for you egg? Congrats by the way.
Where are you Raven! I miss you. Don’t die. I will find you!!!
Hey everyone the Spring Equinox or Ostara is here at midnight the celabration begins I have the honor of being the proverbial Sacrifice I have waited for years the intended get a new broom a $1,000.00 and a I get the honor of starting the celabrations. If you won’t to learn more read the replies above to what Ostara is. HAPPY OSTARA EVERYONE!!!
Hail Bebe,
Thanks for the Equinox update. I just want to concur with Katsune below, otherwise, er, how does the new broom help exactly? I hope it’s a pretty nice broom at least… is it? What will it do that the old one didn’t?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Hi Seth, Katsune and Crimsonami the sacrifice is a symbolic one we use a wooden one in the form of a human as well as animals my role is to light the bonfire as the start of the celabration. The broom is a special one that is signed by the council members. Every Ostara we witches get new brooms they are magick ones incribed with runes we use them to sweep out negativity from our place of magick and ritual areas when not in use we place them above our front doors to bring positive energy into the home the old ones are used as kindling for the bonfire. Now the thousand bucks I get I’m buying some new shoes and a copper cauldron and maybe a hand bag or two. Thanks guys
Hail Bebe,
Thanks for explaining the Ostara ritual. I’m glad to know that YOU won’t be burned. So how does the new broom work? Think you could wave the site every so often? Have you used the cauldron yet?
Seth
Hey Bebe happy Ostara or Spring Equinox I hope it really is a fake sacrifice that your doing. Have a good one.
Hey it could possibly be an animal sacrifice.
Bebe, what is a spell to make me older? (I got a spell put on me to make me younger, although I can preform the countercurse, I want to make sure I have the right spell) don’t tell smithy
Hi everyone Happy May Day(Beltane) time to dance around the maypole and welome in the new growth of the season and to celabrate the handfastning of the Lord and Lady may all your dreams and future wishes come true.
Hail Bebe,
Hope you had a great May Day. Sorry that I missed being on the site on that day. It’s been tough to be able to get online lately but that hopefully will be ironing itself out soon and I’ll be able to be on a little bit more consistently. How did your celebrations go?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
A need sone help from a wizard/Mage/witch. (whatever one it doesn’t matter). If you can, Id like you to turn me back into a werewolf, mermaid, telepathic (or psychic), and witch. I turned myself human and I want to become monster again. If you can, please reply to this comment. Thank you for your concideration.
I have a spell for each of the monsters, but being a psychic is something youll have to learn again.
Hail mrjaffa,
Thanks for helping Raven out with her problem. In normal circumstances we have a strict non-transformance policy here on the site but in this case you are just transforming her back to her normal state so that is okay.
By the way I actually got to eat my very first Jaffa cake yesterday. it was a little bit weird because one side of my brain was all like, “oh no, I’m a cannibal, I’m eating mrjaffa” but the other side of my brain was all “No you aren’t, mrjaffa isn’t a jaffa cake he just likes jaffa cakes, besides they are yummy.”
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. I only got to try an orange one. Are there other flavours? Which one is your favourite?
P.P.S. Raven appears to be in a bit of a hurry to turn back:
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/witches/comment-page-3#comment-144368
and
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/witches/comment-page-3#comment-144839
Hail mrjaffa,
Hoping you will be able to get on the site and help Raven. She sure could use your spell before the next full moon. http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/witches/comment-page-3#comment-144839
Thanks and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Alright, but can you do it before thenext full moon
Mrjaffa, can you please preform the spell(s)?! I wanna be me againz
Jaffa, please hurry!
Alright, sorry, I’ll do them now.
As the full moon goes, hair shall grow
Avoid wolfs bane, it shall bring you pain
Howl loud, night is your shroud
My magic will not wane, you my friend, will be a werewolf again.
I’ll do the mermaid spell tomorrow, as it’s 2:13 am and Im quite tired after that spell and don’t want to hurt you.
How come I don’t feel anything?
itll take a few moons to work
Jaffa!
Hi Raven I have look as well and can’t find a spell to restore you…sorry…
Happy Summer Solstice everyone to day is the longest day of the year and a time we witches celabrate the god and goddess in a new phase of the season. We celabrate how the season has growen and is comming to maturity the god and goddess have bond together and life is everywhere.
We have a hudge bomb fire and feast exchange hand made gifts and party till day break….Tee hee it’s fantastic…:)
happy summer solstice bebe,not quite there yet in aus.
I’m celebrating because I made Dad swear on the Styx to actually do something fun tomarrow, I’m so going to enjoy this!
The lord of the underworld in a water park… Hmmm…. * Burt’s into fits off laughter* I-I was r-r-right!! Th- this will be b-beyond f-f-funny!!!
Have fun…giggle.
Thanks mrjaffa this Saturday is our celabration with a huge bon fire,gifts and a feast I get to light the fire this year I’m so excited
We even have a quess speaker comming now …Tee hee…. I’m so excited….
Hi Seth the bonfire was fantastic we had Viven Digitalis as a guess speaker she was amazing such a wonderful and positive person I got a new crystal wand,danced and partied till I was silly. Yes this summer solstice party was a blast and I can hardly wait for next year.
Hail Bebe,
That does indeed sound like a great summer solstice party. I wish I had been able to have one but unfortunately I was not able to, long story. We actually not that long I guess.
I was going to have one but a few weeks ago I noticed a strange van was often parked across the street from Survival HQ. A little bit of detective work, including pretending to deliver them a pizza lead me to believe that this was an A51 surveillance van. So clearly no having a party to celebrate a supernatural event like the solstice while you are under surveillance by the leading anti-supernatural organization in the world and besides Graham was refusing to come, something about having to study for an exam the next day…
Anyways now I need a little help getting an A51 surveillance team off my back… anyone have any ideas?
Seth
Hi Seth you could go up to them and ask them what there doing and then when there done freaking out you could make the outside of the place look like you have moved out and have relocated…or phone a tow truck and have them towed away unless you want to nasty then have Gram smash a car into them…
Hail Bebe,
Thanks for the great advice. I managed to elude the A51 team or at least I don’t see them anymore… Hey wait a minute, that seemed pretty easy… do you think this could do with all the vanishing that has been going on?
Seth
(Giggle)…vanishings you must be mistaken they are safe and are on vacation.
(Giggle)
Bebe! HUUUUGGG!!!
Giggle !!!
No hugging the Dark Lady Bebe…..
I recently/clumsily discovered, that I am a witch.
I don’t know what to do or anything about it, can someone help?
Hello Nikky welcome to the site…I’m Bebe a dragon/witch/demonic vampire…nine generations of my family are witches. It takes alot of time to become a witch some like me are born into it others choose to become witches and others like yourself come across it by accident.
What and how did you find out that you are a witch? Did strange things happen over time that you could not exsplain? Did a friend or family member tell you? Please let know more details and if you have any questions just ask….
Hail Nikky,
Thanks for this report of your supernatural situation and for checking out survival. As you can see there are a lot of survivors here with many different situations and lots of good advice. Our main rule – actually our only official rule – is no real names, locations or ages, please. It keeps us all safe. You’ll find most beings here are pretty helpful, when they’re not involved in their own epic struggle for survival.
Bebe is a long-time survivor on the site. Here is a link to her profile, from when she won the survivor of the month prize.
I hope you’ll tell us more about your strange discovery when it’s safe. How did you clumsily discover you were a witch?
No matter what, just keep on keep on.
Seth
To all, I discovered it while I was walking down the street to an old hangout of mine, that no one has been to recently, I like to just sit there and think.
But while I was there I realized I dropped my phone, which has very private and detailed thoughts of mine in it. So I got up looked all round me realized it wasn’t there and started running from the direction I came, and I just thought to myself, if I could just know where it was at, then everything slowed down and my senses heightened, everything was a bit blurry except where my phone was laying.
I believe I am a witch, but I don’t know yet, I don’t have any signs of anything else, so this is what I think it is to be. If anyone can help tell me if I really am a witch or maybe something different please do.
Hail Nikky,
Thanks for the ongoing details on your supernatural situation. Hopefully some survivors will weigh in here – there are a few good witches/warlocks around here who can ask the right questions.
Meanwhile, I will say I’m not sure from the description it seems a little inconclusive so far. As you know, witches generally speaking are some combination of family legacy and years of intense training and education. Unlike say vampires, becoming a witch or warlock is not a purely physiological process. That said, sometimes the process of training begins very early. For instance, did you have any strange toys or books as a baby?
Now, about your description of the incident. I have to say, it sounds a bit like a time manipulation, which could be a sign of many things. Just a guess. Hope some survivors weigh in here…
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Hello Seth and fellow survivers
Happy Mabon 
(first day of fall) as of 8:49am is the Autumn Equinox wich divides the day and night equally and as a witch this is a time to celebrate.
Mabon is a lesser of the Sabbats but an important one. Wiccan witches celebrate this day as harvest day gathering the last of the fruits of the year. The Lord is preparing preparing for his passing at Samhain, and the Lady is beginning to mourn his lose and prepares to go from mother to crone.
I celebrate like my fellow Wiccans by gathering and driing my herbs,plants, seeds, and pods, offering libations to the earth and to the Lord and Lady. I like to offer them home made bread and wine. This is also the time to change your alter I place a cornucopia and sheaves of wheat and corn as well as change the symbols for this Sabbat.
On occasion when time is pressed or I’m running low on cash I will say a fast prayer and offer cookies. Remember what’s important in celebrating the Sabbat or any Sabbat is that you are there and acknowledge the importance of the occasion even if it’s only for a few minutes, the Lord and Lady will understand life happends.
I hope this gives you some insite on what some of us witches are about and our belifes. Happy Mabon everyone and may the Lord and Lady bless you….giggle
Fascinating, always a pleasure to learn.
Giggle…Happy Mabon hunny…
Happy Mabon Bebe!
Guys ive got gf that has the same taste in music as me I met her at at one of my mates bands concerts (thiey are kinda famous In most of rhhodha valley in Wales ) And it kinda just clicked many long conversations about pearl jam,nirvana and sound garden on skype
Dear Seth,
Hey, Seth I am new on this site.are there any tips you can give me?
Hail CG,
Thanks for checking into Suvival. Whether or not I or anyone here can help you with any tips depends entirely on your supernatural situation. Please tell us all about it but make sure you aren’t using your real name, location or age. Your survival is very important to us.
Are you currently experiencing a supernatural crisis?
Seth
Seth,
Thank you for the tips.
P.s I changed my name to coolgirl
Hey!
U all rock!
Seth,
I do not understand this site.Are these real problems or do people make it up.I am confused.
Coolgirl
Hail CG,
Thanks for changing your name. I deleted all previous references to it. SOS is a site to document, celebrate and facilitate your ongoing supernatural survival.
Many Survivors are brought here by a specific supernatural situation or request for help and stay to help others. The site is 100% run by volunteers, including me with some behind the scenes help from Graham and many of the survivors you see around who keep an eye on things and help out when they can either with advice of their own by contacting me. Sometimes a survivor goes underground for a while and comes back. We try to keep track!
While I am only human, I am a supernatural suvivologist which means I try to remember and understand it all so that I can help pass on supernatural news and advice to survivors. I agree it’s not always easy but Survival has been.
Have you been monitoring your own supernatural situation? If not, I strongly urge you to start doing so. There’s a number of fine ways. If you have an iOS device for instance you can download The Monstrometer for free and see what kind of marvellous monstruousness you may be harbouring.
Whatever you turn out to be, keep on keeping on!
Seth
Im currently sitting down watching highlander all I can say is “there can be only one!” I’ve held a replica of the sword mc leod Christopher lambert uses in that scene almost took someones head of with it I should of yelled those famous lines what “I am your father” “no it can’t be true” f?!k no “there can be only one”then he chops Sean conery’s head off it was made in 1986 so the graphics ain’t great but its a masterpiece. Those about to whatch it I saulte you the plot is about these immortals who batle through the ages and can only be killed by decapitation and it’s by law that when ever two immortals meet they must battle to death by decapitation goddamm best film ever.
Hail Evranth,
Thanks for your review of this landmark depiction of the lives of the immortals. Immortal sports do indeed seem strange and blood. Even the gods and demigods get involved in the game sometimes. But I mean, what’s the reward for this? A trophy? Wouldn’t the winner find it kinda lonely?
Maybe you can help me understand…
Seth
I think the reward is probably glory in battle.
Thanks Seth . I was confused but I am fine now.i have a question. What if you are just on here because you want to meet new people?or make new friends.
Cg
Wuz up
But still you do not know my age but it is always hard for me to understand things. I did not get your answer. There are two things I did not get.1.what are supernatural survivals?2.is this stuff real,is it actually happening to people?
C.G. P.s call me C.G.
P.p.s my name is now C.G
Why would one make up all this pain?? It is all too real.
Hail C.G.,
Here are some answers to your questions. I hope they help.
1) Supernatural Survival is quite simply surviving the supernatural. All kinds of surviving and supernatural are welcome here so it doesn’t matter if you are a human who is trying to deal with their house being haunted or a werewolf worried about your upcoming full moon transformation then this is the place for you to exchange information and share stories and ask questions and just generally keep on keeping on.
2) The supernatural is a real as I am. I obviously cannot personally vouch for every thing that every survivor posts on the site but I do my best to make sure that the information presented on the site is accurate and as Werewolf13 said, “Why would one make up all this pain?? It is all too real.”
3) SOS is a great place to make new friends but I strongly recommend that friends that you make online remain online for your own personal protection. Your survival is very important.
I hope this clears things up for you. Keep on keeping on.
Seth
seth i am many difrient monsters right now and on.one of them is a witch and i have every potion in the world unlimted yes unlimtled one of them is invisbilty potion and i prank people at my school especly the bullies i put a diper on him and MADE him say *i poo poo in my diper* and then he pulled his pants down to show he had a diper on im funny and he was in the restroom i came visble to him and i said *i have a video of you doing that and i put the diper on you*and i walked away.
Wow good one.
I tested myself 10 times and 8 times I was a witch. Would it still be true?
Most likely you are a witch and that’s very good news in my books . Celebrate and be proud . Witches have wondrous powers as long as its for good.
Hail Survivor Persson,
Welcome to the site and thank you for this self-report.
It certainly does seem like you are very likely a witch. 8 out of 10. That’s quite a lot. Have you shown any signs of your witchyness? What did you get the other 2 times?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
PS: Thanks for lifting that Groundhog Day curse on me.
U know most witches are humans who kust unl
Hi dren is your picture a giant rat or mammoth I can’t tell