The good news is that if you’re not a king, queen, prince, principal, state official or school administrator, you likely have nothing to fear from witches.
UNLESS – you are destined to become a king, queen, prince, principal, state official or school administrator. In witch case, feel free to fear witches!
But if your destiny does not include any of these professions, you likely have nothing to fear from witches. Janitors for instance, have generally have nothing to fear from witches. In fact, night janitors routinely participate in secret ceremonies designed to summon witches on magic brooms.
If however your career aspirations lean toward the lofty or the official, then turn to the following principals when dealing with witches:
1. Talk about the weather. Witches love a good weather anomaly. If you haven’t seen any – MAKE ONE UP! Amphibian precipitation is a popular one but any one will do.
2. Speak to him in Latin! If possible, make it rhyme. For instance: ILLIC QUONDOM ERAM A VIR EX NANTUCKETT…(“There once was a man from Nantuckett…”) Guaranteed to slow her down, if not scare her off.
3. Be open-minded. You could learn a lot as a frog or a tree. Some people pay witches a lot of money for this opportunity and you’re getting it for free!
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Witches Win Battle With Lawmakers
You can read more about this here:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1296
More witchy news as the season of the witch heats up:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1331
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1401
Just saying… I really hate witches! I haven’t found very many other night people around nowadays, it might be because of the fact that Sam and I keep killing them but I dunno. Al some guy I had a crush on in gr6 and7 moved away, well I think he did seeing as I can’t find him in school. He was a niphil.
Hail Cinder,
I know you were recently traumatized by a witch but I wouldn’t be doing my job here if I didn’t point out that while it’s okay to demonize demons – they like that – please don’t burn all witches at the same stake…
Or something like that. Anyway you get the point. What’s a niphil? Is that short for nephilim? Maybe he flew away! Have you look up?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
‘Niphil’ is the wrong spelling. it’s ‘nephil.’
ya nephilim, he had a habet of saying nee- fa-lem. thats not how tou say it. and we mostly kill demons but when others step out of line they go bye bye. and fast (i don’t enjoy slow deaths.)
Harsh…
I agree, Sam!!! You shouldn’t just kill demons or withes or ANYTHINGS just for the heck of it!!!! It makes me really sad!!!
;(
~Phia
Can you get a curse by reading text over the Internet? Pls repond
No
Hail Gabriel,
Good question. I would think that it is certainly less likely than reading it in person but some witches are very powerful so I would be careful what sites you visit.
For example I would avoid: http://ifureadthisuwillbcursed.com/ and http://christine2010.com/
Why do you ask? Do you think that you maybe read something that you shouldn’t have? If so try reading it backwards to make it go away. Several studies have shown this to be more effective than taking a sugar pill or doing nothing.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
U guys need 2 b nice 2 witches u may lern a lesson u really don’t want 2 lern hahahaha I would like 2 c u burn me down on a stake but I am really nice 4 a witch have a wicked nite
Seth!!!!
I was skating ( hockey) and I saw a box with the words ” olliwanders, making wands since 382 BC”
Witch safety tips?
By the way, olliwanders was the shop Harry potter got his wand. google reports that there is no such store
Chris!!!
Thanks for this report. What a great find. Does this mean they’ve started making really awesome hockey sticks too? Or somebody on your team was a witch/wizard? What happened to the box after you saw it?
Seth
gone!!!!
It’s olivanders not oliwanders someone might of just put on there like an obsessed harry potter/hockey fan
I have…..shadow……………….wings??
Perhaps you are an angle!!! If you go to the angle page other angles may help you out with this!
Phia… I have something very important to tell you… You…. Spelled…. Angel…. Wrong….. You spelled ‘angle’ not ‘angel.’ I’m truly sorry I had to tell you…. ;(
XD
~Sam
O… Oops! I sorta feel like an idiot now… ๐
Sorry Sierra!!! I didn’t mean that you are an angle! I meant Angel like Sam said!!! ๐
Aaa!!!! Sorry I posted this twice!!!! ๐
O… Oops! I sorta feel like an idiot now… ๐
Sorry Sierra!!! I didn’t mean that you are an angle! I meant Angel like Sam said!!! ๐
P.s ^^ I’m part witch and part vamp
Hail Sierra,
Thanks for this odd report. Are you saying that you have spotted wings in your shadow but that you are actually a vampwitch?
Seth
That would be correct Seth I’m hoping there not a curse
Hail Sierra,
Any new developments with the Shadow wings? I hope they are not a curse too. Are they still there? Have they become more substantial? How big are they? Have they gone away?
It really is not very normal for a vampwitch to be exhibiting shadow wings… unless you are actually also part angel?…
In any case I hope you are still keeping on keeping on.
Seth
you are probably part shadow angel or shadow demon with wings!!or mybe you are just part shapeshifter who can’t turn into the full thing you turn into when you shapeshift!Have you ever tried shapeshifting?Have you ever tried to fly with your shadow wings?Do your wings disapear in the day but come out when it’s dark?
*******Only read this if you are Seth*******
Seth last night I tried to turn into a raven,this is the frist time I tried since my wolf took over but I don`t rember much all I rember was feeling coold and smallish please help!
OKAY!!!! I’m about ready to burn one witch at the stake!!! she’s just so ugh!! i don’t enjoy slow deaths but I’ll make an exception.
i guess my moods really bad these days… even K and Ter know to keep there distance. but…. if u happen to see a witch burning at the stake with a small 4 foot 11 inch tall vamp laughing historically and evilly then stay away.
Hail Cinder,
Is this a full Day Four blood fast fury here? Maybe go suck on a squirrel before lighting that pyre, then decide if “ugh,” is still an indictable offense!
๐
Your survival is my survival,
Seth
ugh??? you better not kill my friend or you are dead!!! i don’t like slow deaths either.
What witch? Oh and the shadow wings ma friend saw
Hail Sierra,
Belated thanks for this shadowy report. Sounds like your friend is going to need you to watch his/her back. Shadow wings have been popping up on the angel page too. If you need or have some advice for your friend, here’s the link:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1359&cpage=1#comment-21994
Your survival is my survival,
Seth
my neighbor Jazz
soooooooooooo…. u kill people for fun???
Hello,
I have reason to believe i am a witch or psychic or something, I can hear other peoples thoughts and my friend has drawn to my attention how strange it is that I keep a entire book of spells and potions. Your monster meter told me I am a witch. My friend, Sam, has recently contacted you with information she was a dragon. Both of us are now wondering what to do and if anybody will try to hunt us down.
~Phia
Hail Phia,
Thanks for your honest self-report. Keeping an ENTIRE book of spells and potions is one of the most definitive signs of witchliness. Did you write this book of spells and potions? Or are you studying it? If so, how’s it going? Also do peoples’ thoughts sound exactly like their voices? Or do they ever sound different? I’ve always wondered about that. Also, how close do you have to be to hear them? For instance can you hear mine now…
_______________________________________ ?
In any event, congratulations! What to do now? First, the most important thing – you keep on keeping on. There are lots of survivors here who can help and who may need your help. Unfortunately, although while there is quite a bit of news about witches on the site, there aren’t many actual witches. I wish there were more. A while ago there were two survivors who really wanted to be witches hoping to meet a real witch but I think they got frustrated. I think the witches may be afraid of the vamps. Are they? I think that some of the werewolves have great reverence for witches because they believe that you can help to heal them. Is this true?
Your survival is my survival,
Seth
Dear Seth,
Sometimes it is hard for me to tell if somebody’s thoughts sound like their voice because I hear so many voices at once. To hear their thoughts I think I need to be able to see the actual person to hear their thoughts, although I have never experimented with that. I don’t know any witches or vampires so I don’t know if this is true, but I’m not all that much frightened of vampires. My book of spells and potions I have mostly written myself, but a few I have found elsewhere. Many of my spells and potions work, and a few sorta work. Two survivors wanting to be witches, eh? It somewhat seems like a mini witch fan club which is very peculiar to me. I think I expected people to be afraid of witches rather than want to meet one… Although “Cinder” seems very hateful of witches. Do you think many other people would hate or fear me if they knew I was a
witch?
~Phia
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PHIA!!!!! IT’S SAM!!!!! I’M GLAD YOU TOLD SETH ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!! ๐
Hail Phia,
Thanks for clarifying this – like twenty days ago I know, but I just noticed. I am very glad to know somebody who writes/creates some of their own spells (finally!) and that you probably don’t know what I’m thinking here:_________________________________________________________________________. (Hint: something about my breakfast.) So now I know who to sent those witches to. Or do you train witches yet? Are you allowed? Are you working on any new spells? How’s that going?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
I don’t know if I am allowed to train other witches… I don’t think doing it online would be good because if somebody were to miss use a spell it could mess up the balance of past, present and future. My spells are going fine, although finding some ingredients to potions can be quite a challenge and against my believe (because I am a vegetarian). To “find” my spells and/or potions usually I hear little whispers of ingredients or words or write stuff down unconsciously, although sometimes I cannot really read my own handwriting (it is very messy ๐ ) or I hear wrong. What is the usernames of these witch fans? Perhaps I could try and find as well as post to them on your sight.
-Phia ๐
Hail Phia,
Well that is excellent. Thank you for your offer. You will probably see a lot of comments from a user called Anonymous here on the witches’ page if you go back in the comments she has been seeking training as a witch for quite a while. Here is a link to one of her comments: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=646&cpage=1#comment-8128
Glad to see that you are concerned about witches misusing their powers. Like an old friend of mine says “With great power comes great responsibility.”
So I am guessing that there are not a lot of newt’s eyes in you potions due to your vegetarianism. Good news for both newts and potion drinkers. What do you do when the ingredients that come to you involve animal bits? Do you use substitutes? If so what is the right way to substitute? Like when a potion recipe calls for the internal organs of an earthworm do you use essence of wormwood or gummy worms in its place?
Thanks again and keep on keeping on.
Seth
For some worms, frogs, and lizards I use the slime they produce. Some animal fur or claws can be a great substitute. For things such as eyeballs, tears can be a replacement. For some creatures, especially extinct or rare ones, it can just be something they have touched. I don’t think I’ve used gummy worms as a sub. before. It may cross your mind that these things are really gross tasting and they are, so in some potions I can use lavender, basil, mint, or other herbs for taste.
Thank you very much for the link to “anonymous’s” comment I will try to get in touch with her ASAP.
-Phia ๐
Hail Phia,
Wow that is a really awesome list. I think maybe I should put this somewhere as a special post for witches who are looking for vegetarian alternatives. I think this is pretty awesome. I am sure there are lots of vegetarian witches. I mean if there can be vegan zombies then why not vegetarian witches.
Do you have any special techniques for gathering ingredients? Like do you have to say mean things to newts to make them cry?
Thanks so much.
Seth
Hail Phia,
Hope this finds you keeping on testing your vegetarian spells and not turning your family into newts. There has been another inquiry into witching on the site. Metallica fangirl 13 @ http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=646&cpage=2#comment-30924.
I thought maybe if you have a minute sometime, maybe you can give her some tips or very simple spells to try.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
OMG HI SAM!!!!!! how is your survival going? did you get any good information for yourself? I can see why Seth would think it’s dangerous to fall asleep at a witches house… Do you think it’s dangerous? Also I was looking at the picture of the “witch”… Do you find these pictures offensive? Do I look anything like that? I thought I just looked like a normal human…
Hey it’s Alex!!! Sam’s sister!!! How are you???
HI ALEX!!!! I AM GREAT!! HOW ABOUT U?? ๐
this is sam…. u r not texting me bak… feel realy bad rite now…… btw… alex is behind me and says shes great and wishes for a muffin…. she’s getting pretty annoying… HELP!!!!
U better make some muffins- FAST!!!!!!!! I don’t know about you but I sure don’t want to anger a werewolf!!!
Sorry I missed Ur txts!!!!!!
~Phia ๐
its ok!!!! :))
Hail Sam,
Sorry to have overlooked your first message here. Sometimes between email and the site and research and pizzas, I miss something. I’m glad to know you survived your sister’s transformation. It’s not a bad idea to keep a supply of muffins on hand at all times. There’s growing evidence on the site that while they probably can’t trigger her werewolf-to-human transformation, they can very likely slow her human-to-werewolf transformation. And at the very least, they can help with the were-rage… you probably know what I’m talking about!
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Yeah… I know what you mean. Thanks!!!
Hey Alex,
Sorry I missed your post earlier. I am very good. How are you? I hear that your grandma is visiting. Hopefully you don’t eat here or scare her or anything during the full moon.
Hope you are keeping on keeping on.
Seth
IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! SAM WAS WATCHING ME THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!! SHE WOULDNT LEAVE!!!! I <3 HER!!!!!!!! I WATCHED MYSELF IN A MIRROR THOUGH I DONT REMEMBER MUCH!!!!
Did it hurt like crap? and did anyone get hurt?
“Anything is worth survial”-Curiousfella ๐
Surivor Curiousfella :D,
and i am NOT apart of the a51 i am oppsite like everyone else.
Hail Curiousfella,
These are great words to survive by. Thanks for sharing them. With this as your motto, how could you not overcome anything and everything?
“Anything is worth survival.” I couldn’t agree more.
Seth
P.S. – Please tell me I don’t owe you royalties now…?
Oh no, not at all sir!
Hail Alex,
Congrats on your First Moon. But ah, can we talk about the mirror for a moment? How did that work out for you? Did you attack yourself? Or did you recognize yourself right away? And if so, how? I’m told few to none of your human traits stay the same but sometimes a single detail will remain ie: if you have big feet as a human, you may have big paws in wolf form or sometimes your hair color remains etc.
Also, re: post-Moon memory loss. I understand this is very common, especially for new werewolves. Pay very close attention to your dreams for the next few days as snippets of your Moon will come back to you while you sleep. In particular please note any memories of anyone you may have bitten – very important that part.
And above all, keep on keeping on. Or in the words of Curiousfella ๐ below, “Anything is worth survival.”
Seth
We can surely talk about the mirror. I did not attack myself. i recognized myself because my glasses were still on my face and my hair color was the same.
Hail Alex,
Wow! Good thing that your glasses did not break. That could get expensive having to buy new glasses every month. Say, about your glasses, when you transformed did you still need them or did things look blurry through them? I have often wondered because you never really see a lot of pictures of werewolves or wolves (or even dogs for that matter) wearing glasses so I have often wondered can our lupine brethren see better than humans on average or is it just that the optometric needs are going unfulfilled. If it is the latter than I suspect that werewolf optometry is going to be one of the hot new university degrees as the burgeoning lycanthropic population starts getting towards bifocal age.
I guess wire rims are better for werewolves than plastic because they are less likely to crack. What kind of glasses do you have?
What was it like seeing yourself in the mirror in wolf form for the first time? Did your eyes stay the same colour like your hair/fur or did they change colour?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
My survival is going fine… I haven’t yet asked Sam any questions about myself. I don’t think it’s dangerous. I don’t mind about the pictures… You look nothing like the witch in the picture… You do look like a mortal…
I do… Except those marks on my forehead… Oops! Shouldn’t have said that… Any ways people now that u are curious I might as well tell you, when I have a big spell or complicated potion I get little cut that leave big scars on my forehead and I usually just tell my friends it’s a scratch. The reason I find the picture way at the top of this page offensive is because I do not have green skin or fangs. If any other witches out there claim to have green skin and/or fangs I’m sorry if you find my post offensive
๐
~Phia
Hey.
Okaaaay… That explains your scars… Do they heal quickly???
~Sam
Hail Phia,
Thanks for keeping on. It’s hard to know which witch pic to pick! Especially since, as you say, most of you witches take pains to look very ordinary, even disguising yourself if necessary, sometimes using spells to appear very homely and/or old so that people won’t want to look at you.
Just for the record, it used to be even worse. She used to have warts too. Lots of them. Until a certain witch who shall remain nameless but she knows who she is convinced me that I needed to have a better one drawn.
Can anyone draw me a better witch?
Seth
I would be glad to draw a better witch… Umm, how should I get the pic to you?
~Phia
Hail Phia,
Great news! Thanks for offering to draw an accurate representation of a witch. Please email it to seth@sethonsurvival.com.
The main thing to remember is, please don’t use a real witch for a model! I think that might make the witches even angrier at me than they already are. I get enough bad luck as it is. The last thing I need is a hex on my head.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
P.S. If you have trouble scanning or photographing your picture to make it into a digital file that you can email to me, please let me know and we’ll have to find another way ๐
The cuts? It depends… Usually they do but once in a while it takes a very long time ;(!
Oh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Okay……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
I’m gunna clear this up. i DO NOT enjoy slow deaths. just snapping their necks, crushing windpipes or crushing there skulls. Jazz just makes me so mad sometimes i just feel like burning her at the stake sometimes. she’s a witch by the way.
i kill demons! i kill werewolves when they pester me to much, i kill humans when i feed sometimes (only when I’m really thirsty and the human is a creep that won’t be missed) and anything that steppes out of line (breaking rules/laws)
Hail Cinder,
Thanks for clearing that up. At the risk of prompting your bloodlust can you tell me something about the demon part of your disclaimer? There’s a rash of demons on the site these days and I’m not sure if it’s because of Valentine’s Day or something else. It seems like a lot of WWs are either being a) plagued by demons or b) plaguing me by turning demon. I’m a little behind on my demonology so anything you tell me will be greatly appreciated.
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
demonology… well there are some demons that won’t bother anyone really, thats the dream demons(dream walker, dream stealer, dream catcher and shadow dreamer) they can get into ur dreams and the dream stealer can kill u in ur sleep. ummm books by Cassandra Clare (city of bones, city of ashes, city of glass, clockwork angel, and coming soon… city of fallen angels and clockwork prince.) Cassy Clare is not a human. i know she’s trying to warn people a little by putting lots of info in her books.
i gotta go to school now but I’ll get more info soon.
Hail Cinder,
The info is greatly appreciated. So if dream demons are pretty harmless overall, what’s the best way to deal with them? Try to ignore them? Or get rid of them? How do you get them out of your dreams?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
u can try ignoring them. they are really human in nater, well all of them except the dream stealers. for dealing with them, it all depends. dream walkers are blind and as long as you don’t get in their way your safe. shadow dreamers are more dangerous, they tend to like to be in wolf form, there nick-name is flamming wolves because they have fire in their fur, Isobel the only SD that i know is a larg black wolf with black flame all over, SD’s always have lower demons called Nocs around and u can’t kill nocs, at all, best to leave be. dream catchers are normaly peace loving so no worries there. dream stealers are larg snaks with wings and sorry to anyone very young on the site, it looks like ur FRENCH kissing the thing when it steals your life force (while your sleeping of course) there is no way to keep them out of your dreams if they want to be there.
And i WILL get more info for you seth.
Hail Cinder,
Ok well never mind about the younguns on the site you scared me! So you are telling me there is no way to keep them out of your dreams?!? That does not seem good, not good at all.
What about a dream catcher or dream catchers plural. Can I not just hang them up around my room, like at every ingress point. Better yet I’ll make a hat out of one then they won’t be able to get into my dreams. Hmmm… that might also prevent bed head. I better file a patent for that. I guess it would look a bit like a hair net too. I guess that makes sense you rarely ever see anyone working at a fast food restaurant that has not had their dreams quashed…
Anyways more info would be greatly appreciated because ever since I read your last post I have not really slept well.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
dream catchers can help a little, like i a dream demon i just passing by or wants to rec havoc to anyone but if they go to you specifically then it wont help at all.
more demons to worry about:
shoucx- will eat anything and everything.
python- blind, but can sense were you r and every move you make and they enjoy killing.
malochy- one of the most powerful, only way to kill them is to put another of there own kind against them, only 2 that we know of.
gener- on of the oldest, don’t do much other than watch malochy demons and keeping them out of trouble.
torv- eat anything but really like dead flesh (zombies)
fear- will scar u to death literally.
thantose- meaning death. no need to explain.
Hail Cinder,
Okay got it. Random demons will avoid a dream catcher in favor of somebody without one but personal demons won’t. On the plus side, no hairs in your midnight snack either way. I’m going to give it a try. There’s a couple of demons on this site and in the immortal words of the weredude1, demons don’t get no love…
Also thanks for that taxonomy of demons. It’s very educational. Are they equally active on our plane of existence at all times? Or do they come and go according to their own nefarious agenda?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
demons come and go on earth when they want. there are lots that stay on earth and lots that try to take over.
there’s greater demons which are immortal and very power full. the demons mentioned above are a few of them and then lower demons that have the life span of a human and lowlife they have the span of 2 weeks to 10 years.
little thing: there is another greater demon the Slayer demon, they kill for a living but the protect most humans, only 1 in born every 20 years, they Gard the hell mouth (Major demon tunnel) are usually killed sometime in there teens and are always female.
Hail Cinder,
You certainly are well versed in demon lore. I am almost afraid to ask, how did you acquire this dark knowledge?
Seth
hey i heard about a slayer although i thought they are born once the previous one has died.
i know this stuff because i’m sorta a dark vampire. i’m not evil or nothing i’m just darker than most. demons are one of the things i specialize in. i know lots more about the dark arts, dark magic, blood, (like the “chocolate” blood i have) the devil’s arts and stuff like that.
Metallica fangirl 13, Slayer demons live only about 20 years and then they die. so ya one is born about every 20 years.
yay!is the stuff they put in “buffy the vampire slayer”true,somewhat true or absolutely false?
some of it is. the vampires i not sure about (there are 17 typs atleast) but some stuff is true.
cool thanks i feel so weird oh gtg bye
Your app test is lying to me!!!! I may be a werewolf who hasn’t turned, a vampire who hasn’t got her teeth, and a witch!!!!!
Hail Linda-san,
Thanks for writing in. Well it is doubtful that the Monstrometer is “lying” to you. Unless you iPod Touch (or iPhone or iPad as the case may be) has achieved sentience and is going to begin taking over the internet in it’s quest to form a giant multi-headed supercomputer bent on exterminating all organic life on the surface of the earth which is possible but if that is the situation then you really have bigger problems then determining if my app is lying (and so do I). However according to my calculations it will likely be no earlier than March 2017 before any iPod Touch or related device develops sentience so we have nothing to worry about, at least on that front, for about 6 years.
Now the Monstrometer may be incorrect but it is not lying per se. Lying implies making an intentionally false statement which the monstrometer would never do. Now to be clear I am not saying that the Monstrometer would never make a false statement just never intentionally.
So there are a few possibilities:
1) You are a hybrid monster. While uncommon it is possible to be a werevampwitch.
2) You are one of those monsters (or perhaps even a different one) but your powers have not yet manifested themselves and so your latent powers are not yet strong enough to get an accurate reading every time thus accounting for the variability of your results.
3) You may be a type of monster not yet within the capabilities of the Monstrometer to detect. This often confuses it greatly. Graham and I are adding new monsters all the time. We have an update that we are working on right now that adds Demigods to the list. So watch for the Monstrometer 2.1 update in a few weeks.
4) Your device is contaminated with supernatural gunk. You may wish to clean your screen and device with a clean cotton cloth to remove any particles that may be interfering with the collection of accurate biometric data. This is a very common cause of erroneous readings. I recommend cleaning the screen of your device after every scan and disinfecting after every zombie (also sasquatches that have the flu or cyborgs with a virus) that you scan.
For the most accurate results use the slider to increase the number of questions to the max (currently 25) and look at the stats page to keep track of your scans.
Thanks again and keep on keeping on.
Seth
my boyfriend is a witch!what should i do??
Hail MFG-13,
Thanks for this report. First thing – don’t panic. He is NOT a she. It’s just a function of the Monstrometer programming, there is no option for “wizard.” We just decided that given there’s no other creature that distinguishes between the female and male half, we decided to just let it go. After all there’s no such thing as a “zombie” and a “zombiette” or like, a “cannibal” and a “cannibelle…” or a “human” and a “humana” or something… You get the picture.
Anyway on to your question. The main thing to remember when you date a witch, is that witches, unlike say werewolves, vary greatly in their powers and their commitment to the craft. What I mean is, that a werewolf can’t just decide to NOT be a werewolf – only what kind of werewolf to be. A witch on the other hand, can actually decide to not use and/or to not study or improve their witchy powers. These slacker witches can still be dangerous in unexpected circumstances when their power bubbles out of them unexpectedly – but in general he’s good company and if his hands sometimes glow in the dark and/or shoot sparks… well you don’t need a flashlight to find your way home or matches to set a fire. Does your BF frequently send out shocks?
Also good and bad news: witches are known to get along famously with cats and ravens – although not at the same time as cats and ravens don’t generally like each other. So watch out in raven form – while there’s a good chance he will still be able to communicate with you, there’s also a chance you could be attacked by a jealous cat.
Last point, witches – even slacker witches – are famously good at housework. It’s usually one of their very first skills, they don’t even have to learn a spell to make the dishes instantly clean or the floor instantly swept. Usually this is accomplished with a simple facial cue so does he wiggle his nose or his ears? Raise one eyebrow maybe?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
no i don’t think he even knew he was a wizard he was like”huh?”
oh and also i have a correction to make he’s not my bf he’s just a boy who is my friend nothing more and nothing less.
Hail MFG-13,
Understood. Thanks for the correction. It’s rare but entirely possible a witch/wizard would not know. Does he emit a lot of static electricity without trying? You’ll know because you’ll actually see the sparks in the dark. How about powerful facial tics ie: nose/ears wiggle etc?
Seth
ummm……no but when he stares at something he can make is eyes do a weird earth guake like thing.
Hail MFG13,
Well eyes are typically located on the face so I am going to mark that one down as a facial tic. Better keep an eye on that! That might mean that he’s about to cast a spell so you might want to duck or throw up an anti-magic shield or something.
Witches/wizards generally have to train their powers but sometimes they might accidentally go off so better safe than sorry.
Do weird things usually happen when he shakes his eyes?
Seth
ummm….nope!! not that I can think of!!(maybe he erased my memory if anything did happen!!! ๐ฏ )
Seth, what did you use to make the App with?
wait i’ll put this in a comment
Hail Curiousfella :D,
Thanks for asking. Well first off I didn’t make it by myself. My friend Graham (he’s the one with the red hair beside me in the picture at the top of the page) helped me with it. By the way if you want to see more of Graham watch my Zombie Month videos. Here is the first one:
You can also watch them right in the Monstrometer.
Back to your question. We made the app with Xcode. It is a programming environment put out by Apple to write programs for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch. To learn how to do that we studied math and computer programming in school, well and obviously a lot of monstrology and survivology as well.
So far we have put out 5 updates and we are planning quite a few more including one that will hopefully be ready really soon.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Seth does the app cost money?? because me=El Cheapo!!!
Hail MFG13,
Sorry I missed this comment some how. The Monstrometer is totally free. Here is the link:
http://itunes.apple.com/app/monstrometer/id335896676?mt=8
Hope you like it. Maybe it will help you figure out what you are.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
its sooooooooooooooooooooo cool
Dear Seth,
Witches can get many tasks done like this, except cooking! I don’t know why we have to hand cook. To get my chores accomplished I blink three times, because when I blink normally I blink in pairs, ALWAYS, I guess that’s witch instinct distiquishing things for me.
~Phia ๐
Hail Phia,
Thanks for keeping on and for sharing your domestic divinations. Was it easy to learn this? Or did you ever mop the dishes or vacuum the laundry by accident?
Very interesting that cooking should be excluded. Does this apply to baking as well?
Seth
Well thank seth. Whew! I actually thought it was lying to me….. I maybe a hybrid with all the different ethnicities my dad has…. I havent shown any signs of powers yet though…… Hmmmm gotta ask about that??
No don- Aw s@#$ not again Ahhh (slosh slosh swish werarhhhap boom)
Hail LW,
Er… are we to infer a struggle with a broom bearing adversary here? Are you in need of assistance from a witch attack?
Seth
is there any way to become a witch?
Hail MFG-13,
Thanks for keeping on. Witching is one of the most learnable beings currently detected by the Monstrometer. That’s my understanding. That’s why you hear about so many schools and academies and libraries run for and by witches. (It also explains why politician Christine O’Donnell began to study witchcraft in university but that’s a whole other story.) Point is the craft of witching MUST be studied and learned, even babies born to witches can’t fully become witches without careful study, practice and learning. But how do you gain entrance to one of these schools?
Well I don’t know. But I do know that Phia is an experienced witch who stops by this site sometimes. She has written a whole book of (vegetarian) spells and can answer questions about witches – although she says she’s not authorized to teach anybody yet. You can see her posts here:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=646&cpage=1#comment-29109
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=646&cpage=2#comment-28011
Keep on keeping on!
Seth
seth can i tell phia my email adress so she can tell me whatever she has to tell me in private so the whole world of this site can’t see it?
Hey MFG13,
I am trying to think of a good way to handle this that will let you both keep you anonymity but still let you communicate but I need a little time to think about how to work this so I’ll try to get back to you tomorrow.
Seth
well my e-mail address doesn’t have anything to do with my pesonal life
Hi! I’m Phia! I believe Seth mentioned me in his reply to your post. If you want to know here is a link to my post of vegetarian subs.
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=646&cpage=2#comment-28011
One option that you may like to consider about being a witch is joining a coven, a group of 10, 13, or 3 witches. Never 4 or 5. I am sad to say this but I don’t think you’ll get witch instinct, getting spells simply by hearing them or unconsciously recording them, by joining a coven. I’m not sure if there is anyway to unless you are related to a witch of some kind. But be warned. Becoming, or being, a witch isn’t always fun. You can’t tell people, even people you trust, any spells. There is a balance between past, present, and future, so if you do one “little” thing without fully thinking it through, every thing could be very very messed up. That is why you can’t share your spells unless your in a coven with other CAREFUL witches, don’t just join any idiots’ coven. It is also hard to concentrate sometimes. Being a witch I’m always hearing things, other peoples’ thoughts, memories, future, my thoughts, spell bits. You should be glad you probably can’t get witch instinct. Seth suggested I tell you one little spell. I hate telling people this, especially my friends and other witch “fans” , but I just can’t share any spells on a site like this, where anybody can see.
Contact me back because I have more to tell you, if you want, but my fingers hurt (my left hand is spastic so when I move it, it doesn’t do what I want, thus the hurting)
~Phia ๐
ok!thanks fo the info and please tell me more!!
I know a tribe of werewolves, that are also witches, so they don’t transform into wolves, but boars. They call themselves the warriors of the new generation. Also did you know that the werewolf (and wereboar) population is climbing highly. (Sorry in this case they are mostly warlocks.) Oh and Seth, you can’t be human. What are you? And if you are a human (which you probably not!) what’s your angle. What’s in this site for you?
First of all Seth is a human. Why would he tell people he was if he wasn’t ? Secondly why does he need to have an angle ? Why does there need to be something in it for him ? Just because he is human doesn’t mean he has a hidden agenda. Why shouldn’t he be trustworthy ? Does he really need a reason to do something nice ? Being a human doesn’t mean he is untrustworthy. Just because monsters are dangerous doesn’t mean that they aren’t people. Just because area 51 is full of bad humans doesn’t mean that all humans are bad. Seth helps people because they need to have help, and because they deserve to receive it. And if he can give help and advice to those who need it why on earth would he not ?
P5t5r,
ฮฯฮฑฯฮฎฯฯฮต ฯฮทฮฝ ฯฮฎฯฮทฯฮท ฮตฯฮฏ ฯฮฟฯ
I bet your right, I wasn’t thinking at the time. Sorry Seth. Your awesome and thanks for the help!
Same person as deathin
And besides, do you think that I would despise Seth all that much after all he’s done for me? No, I just wanted either you or hails to reply, preferably hails, but you could probably contact her for me if you’re so inclined. Truth is, the wereboar clan, is pretty pathetic. A few zombies put in the rigjht direction could take them out. What my focus is on is the war. Now if you haven’t heard the news, which even though I openly announced it, no one seems to care. You probably are a brilliant mind, from what I have observed. Now you may join our ranks as a cyborg mermonster, which this sounds like a demand, I’m telling you it’s not. Or if you could contact hails for me, that would be greatly appreciated. Tell her, if you find her to comment me on the page about mermonsters.
Thanks, Zebras&Cows
Hail Deathin/Zebras and Cows,
Thanks for this additional info re: the wereboars. I wonder why they choose boars then? Is it because they weigh up to 300 pounds and can hide for hours in the mud? Or because of their big tusks? Maybe we’ll never know.
Speaking of never know, re: Hails – we can hope she drops by again but she made a mysterious announcement about a mission she was going on, the details of which she did not share and she has not been heard from since. We can only hope she is on a pilgrimage to Atlantis or extended beachside holiday. Hopefully she will contact us because for everyone’s safety, I don’t collect or save personal info and I can’t contact anyone who doesn’t contact me first!
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Hail P5t5r,
Thanks for this. I really don’t know what I would do without you!.
Hope you are doing great. What is new with you?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hail Deathin,
Thanks for the info regarding the witch-weres & thanks for keeping on. There have been several reports about the therianthropic skills of witches but none about were-boars with a catchy club name. I would have to be blind to not notice the werewolf population is growing like mad but this is the first I have heard of were-boars. Do they transform on Fridays? Or full moons? Or any day they need to? Also, do they recruit? Do they learn to transform or is this an innate skill?
Any info you can share without endangering yourself will help other survivors. As P5t5r notes below (THANKS P5T5R!) while I am still human – er, I think… **note to self, scan self**… my only angle if you will is survival. Your survival = my survival = everyone’s survival. No money is generated from this site which is solely maintained by me. And Graham when he can bother to put down his text books, which is not very often and usually just for Monstrometer updates. He’s a better coder than me but don’t ever tell him I said that.
That said, thanks for your question. Your skepticism is a valuable survival tool, I encourage you to keep sharpening it!
Seth
The war can finally be over if we find her. Most of the ichthys have fled the US now, so we pretty much have won the war, but a strong resistance is being held up.
Sorry I havent been on for SOOOOO long but I had leave my family because they. Are not approvable of someone who was cursed with shadow wings, and I’m still in my coven but the bloodlust gets stronger constantly and I try to avoid it but I am weakining and so thirsty. I almost jumped the elder this morn
Hail Sierra,
Welcome back! Glad to hear that you are still keeping on keeping on in spite of your difficulties. Congrats on resisting your bloodlust. Giving into bloodlust is never a good thing. Someone’s survival is bound to be jeopardized and it could be yours.
Have you been able to use your shadow wings to fly?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I’ve tried to fly a few times and succeeded but they are still shadows and tyz
wow!Sounds fun!!I always wanted to fly in human form!!
Hail Jasta,
Thanks for keeping on and for sharing your shadowy flight experiments. Do you keep your shadow wings hidden? If so how? If not, do you have the same acceptance problem as Sierra? What is it about shadow wings that causes others to react? Are they afraid or what?
Thanks for helping us all keep on!
Seth
hey seth!!!
SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON FOR A WHILE. i have been helping GoF with some recruits and since my claiming i have been learning to control my full powers. what i wanted to know was that, even though i lost all of my vamp. i still have extremely strong senses and i think im begining to see the future, is that good?
***please exuse the spelling, im use to latin, not english
-forever buning, katiedoo
Maybe its that really sweet drink that you get all the time, maybe its affecting you… if you understand which drink im talking about ;D
lol, maybe, it is ment for the gods, oh well, i guess i will just accept the new gifts and learn to use them
YUPPS YOU SHOULD
TO YOU THE GODDESS!!! Okay now that I’ve got your attention hail your godlyness. Are you the one who’s sending prophecys into my head?
No
Prophecies aren’t my thing
Hail GoF,
I think Mr. Mutt is getting at a situation he describes here. It’s a bit unclear at this time but he is trying to reach Poseidon and hoping that you can help:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=58#comment-74139
Seth
F! Where ate the voices coming from!? Sorry you godlyness just seemed like your thing.
Mutt out
Maybe if there was only one god this’d be true… But since there are many god/desses there is actually a god for it.. or goddess I’m not sure
Yeah sorry it’s just that it’s freaking me out. I’d say that I was the oracle of Delphi but I’m a guy so, not possible.
Hail Katiedoo,
Thanks for checking in and keeping on. Glad to know you’re working with the goddess to keep safe. As for your new precognitive abilities, the jury is out re: safety and efficacy. It’s a skill coveted by detectives so be ready for law enforcement agents who might want you to help them solve their cases. Also very popular in romantic matters, lots of precogs find employment with dating agencies and indeed some of them have actually started their own dating agency.
So, on the plus side of precognition, there’s lots of employment opportunity. However it’s worth remembering Cassandra here. Cassandra as you may know, is the most famous psychic in history, went mad. Why? Because nobody would believe her, the result of an effective smear campaign by a spurned suitor.
So is madness in the cards for you? Well I hope not. But keep an eye on that. Can you determine the mechanism of these precognitions and limit them to working hours? Is there any way to avoid receiving precognitions for yourself or people you love if at all possible?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Seth-
no, the madness card is sooo not for me, as for the visions, the usually come at night or evening hours, and they are just everyday stuff like someone coming to the door, the phone ringing, my grade on a test, or sometimes the weather, but it doesnt come true until the next day. what do you think about that? and what should i do about my sharpened senses, do i just cope and learn to use them??
lol, i think im becoming more like you
Yup Latin and Greek together for ever… Seriously
lol i know!!
Seth when you were talking to cinder about demons I think they forgot one and that one is me a shadow demon.Seth I know that you have seen me before but u might only have a faint memory of it if you do have a memory it should teach u this DON’T MESS WITH DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hail Argonian,
Er ty for this shadowy missive. I’m aware of being aware of the shadow demon phenomenon – actually I think it was Cinder who first alerted me to it – but really – I met one? Can you refresh my memory? One hint. Okay two hints. Two hints and I’ll put it together. I’ve been trying and trying to recall but I can’t.
Thanks in keeping on,
Seth
My Shadow wings solidified a bit more today….. It was an odd feeling like having spiders crawl up your spine oh and my name isn’t Jasta it’s Jessica or Jessa for short. And I caught remember having a dream about someone like me… Unfortunately the dream was of me uhh……… Sucking her blood weird rite?
Hail Jasta or Jessica or Jessa,
Congrats on the wings. Are they becoming more visible to others now – or only visible to other demons and faerie? Why is it happening now? And what do you think the dream means?
This is all shadowy news to me. I’m aware of the shadow demon phenom but not well versed in the history and traditions.
Above all keep on keeping on,
Seth
Well they are becoming visible o humans more than that idk….. But I was messin around and one of my friends saw a feather and was askin me about it…. Idk about demons and faerie I’ve never actually seen any B4 so…….
Hail Jasta,
Thanks for keeping on. Yes try to hang onto those feathers! Especially on this page. Some witches use them in magic pillows and quilts and will pay a lot for one of your feathers. Probably even more for a shadow feather. I’m going to guess that your feathers could be used to make a very nice invisibility cloak. Is your friend a witch?
Keep on keeping on keeping on,
Seth
Good after morning Seth!
Hail Stigma,
Good after-afternoon to you? How have you been?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Oh no! I’m apparently a half warlock half demon! I knew something was fishy when I accidentally turned some of my friends into stone.. I do not remember being born a warlock, so could I instead be cursed? How do I get rid of it?! ๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ
Hail Da5h0t,
Thanks for checking in and disclosing your status as a halfy. Sorry about your rocky friendship. Is your friend still stone-y? Can you lift him? If so you can, try putting him safely in the garden until you figure out how to un-spell him. Do you remember what you were doing at the time?
Then you need to figure out how to un-stone him, pronto! Witches/warlocks are one of the only beings who are generally NOT born into their powers so you’re going to have to learn some stuff. The good news is as a half-demon you’re probably a fast learner. If you’re worried about medusafrying more of your friends and family, try wearing a good pair of welding goggles at all times and invest in a salt lamp. Plug it in and leave it on at all times in your room. Salt is said to neutralize spells.
Let us know how it goes and keep on keeping on!
Seth
Hi, I am a visitor princess, and i was just cursed by a witch to wander the earth untill the first “true rain” as a thirteen year old!! Does anyone know what the first true rain is, or is anyone powerful enough to reverse the curse??
Many thanks,
Princess Andraterra
Hail Andraterra Nightshade,
Sorry to hear about the curse but it’s nice to “see” you again. Thanks for sharing this new development in your earthbound condition. How did you find out about this curse? What do you know about this witch? Maybe if we know how/where/who/when we can help you figure out what the true rain might be.
Thanks for checking in and keeping on,
Seth
well, I was walking through the forest, and I saw a snake. I tried talking to it,(the royal family of my planet can talk to all living things), but it started saying some very rude things to me. So, like any other girl, I tried to incinerate it. Unfortunately, the snake thing turned into a witch and started mocking me. How rude, right? I thought so,too. So, to help smooth things over with her,(she claimed to be a witch of great importance. Morgra she said was her name?), as it’s extremely rude not to make an offering to someone after lighting them on fire, I offered to make her Midnight’s Elixir, an extremely rare drink that few know how to make, and is the main ingrediant in most advanced magic. She agreed, but to make sure I didn’t poison it, which I plannedon doing, she turned me into a 13 year old girl. In reality, I am about 16 by your standards. Morgra looked about 16 also, and was almost as beautiful as me. She was probably jealous.
You conceited moron! How dare you try to poison Midnight’s Elixir! No wonder I turned back time three years for you! Your lucky I didn’t kill you, or turn you into a pig! Ugh, i swear!
Seth, this is how it really happened.
I was out in the forest, gathering herbs and starshine for a new poiton to help cure cancer, when I saw Andie. You must understand, she and I have met before. I am an extremely important witch and demi-god, but of course, Andie doesn’t believe the demi-god part. I am the Goddess of the Ocean’s Night, which means at nighttime, I have full control of the ocean,and the night’s predators, and some control of the Moon and Stars. So there I was, as a snake for pracitical reasons, and she comes up to me. She must have recognized me, because she said, “Hello there, little dust-eater of the night!” When I retorted, she LIT ME ON FIRE! I can read minds, and I knew she would poison the Elixir, so I cursed her. and for the record, I AM more beautiful than her.
-Morgra
Hail Morgra,
Thanks for checking in and sharing your side of the story. I’m sure Andraterra is very sorry for lighting you on fire while you were just trying to cure cancer…
Hey wait a minute. I think I’ve heard THAT one before. In fact I think I’ve said it before. The old I-was-just-trying-to-cure-cancer defense. No offense but I’ve known Andraterra for many moons now on several different planets and she’s never lit anyone on fire before. How do I know you were trying to cure cancer? Which one were you trying to cure and why? And so now what? How will Andraterra find the first true rain?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Quite frankly I don’t like this nightshade alein. She’s rude and dissed our planet. But I don’t Trudy thisorhra either.
Mutt out
Dearest Seth,
Thank you so much for your help! Morgra can get a little…messy. And, while I admittedly did plan on poisoning the Midnight’s Elixir, can you blame me? sure, maybe i did light her on fire, but I apologized and that’s how she repays me? by threatening and insulting me? Anyways, that poison wouldn’t have killed her. She wouldn’t even have gotten sick! It would just make her a little sleepy and light-headed, sort of like crack, but wouldve gotten rid of every unhealthy property in her! I was trying to help her! And it’s not like the fire hurt her anyways
Love,
Andraterra
Uh huh you sure her name wasn’t Morgan? Trying to poison someone you visitors are so rude.
Mutt out
Hail Andraterra Nightshade,
Thanks for keeping on with this update from your ongoing search for the “First True Rain.” I’ve been looking for a metereorologist who does True Weather Forecasts so I can ask when and where to find the next True Rain, but so far no luck. Anybody know a good one? What if it’s like hail and nobody can predict it? Maybe it’s a weird color? Or maybe it’s not water at all… I’ll keep looking into it.
Meanwhile, er, thanks for the post incendious etiquette tips. Sounds like it could have been worse for you though. I mean, she could have turned you into an entirely other species instead of just messing with your age.
Anybody know a True Weather Forecaster? We’re still looking…
Seth
Dang! Im a witch, one of my friends and boyfriend is a werewolf.Also my BFF is a lepricon and the rest are either a cyborg or vampires!!!
Hail Shannon,
Thanks for checking in with this motley crew of companions. It must be a great relief for you to know who you’re really dealing with. Now finally you can all be honest with each other.
Witches and werewolves can have a good relationship and some even get married. But I’m not going to lie, there are some challenges. WWs have trouble trusting witches because lots of them are busy trying to to cure WWs or at least prevent them from transforming.
(Take it from Stigma’s mom, who is a vampire. You can read his story here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=53#comment-69111)
So be careful wearing silver accessories for instance and watch out if he starts carrying a shaker of salt with him. And you might want to not make any plans on the full moon. Has he experienced his first transformation yet?
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
Thanks for the reply Seth. I can easily lift my pal and have places him in my garden out back. I only remember looking at my friend and somewhat waving my hands.. so that could be the spell that I accidentally used.
I’ve been searching online and at the library about spells, curses and warlocks and found only the spell to turn humans to frogs, trees and stone statues. It doesn’t mention reversing it so I’m a little worried for my friend here.
I found my Dad’s old welding goggles and Mom’s old salt lamp so it’s plugged in my room and my goggles are on at all times.
Wish me luck on my journey,
Da5h0t
Hey again Seth, just another update.
I went to the library downtown today and found an old book wedged under a bookshelf. After some time to try and pry it out I discovered it was a spell book! I brought it home and tried out some spells on the statue of my friend.. but no luck. I’m pretty sure I made it worse because the statue looks like it’s in pain now, and the stone looks thicker.
Unfortunately, another friend of mine is now victim of my magic. While asking questions about the statue, which I reassured was only decoration, and the goggles, which I said were “in” this summer, the strap broke! Unblocked eye contact were between my friend and I and, well, now he’s a tree beside my other friend. All I have left are sunglasses.
One other thing before I leave. The salt lamp is somewhat working because I haven’t sneezed out a spell since I’ve plugged it in. Although.. it’s weakening my witch half which makes my demon half stronger. This is causing me to have rage, and worse, desires to misuse my magic for bad. A few times today I caught myself reaching to take off the used-to-be working eye protection to statue-fy a friend or two of mine. I might be needing some tips to remove this demon half later.
That seems to be it for now, wish me luck..
Da5h0t
Hail Da5h0t,
Thanks for checking in and keeping on with this good-news bad news report. Clearly the book is helping some. I mean at least you are turning your friends into living things now. What kind of tree is it? Not so good about your other friend though. At this point, my best advice is just make sure to keep the birds and animals away from them until you get a handle on this. Could this be why your friend has begun to look in pain? It’s the least you can do at this point.
But seriously about the book, are you sure that you’re reading it the right way? Are there any clues about how to read it in the margins? Have you tried holding it up to a mirror? How about upside down and backwards? Sometimes to these powerful books have to be figured out.
Let us know how it goes when you can. Oh and thanks for the tip about pickles. Although some survivors will disagree I recently encountered one that was clearly evil!
Seth
Hello again Seth, glad to hear from you.
I believe I’ve figures out why my magic is very uncontrollable. Possibily because my magic is kicking in now it’s most likely uncontrollable at first. This book I found explains what to do with magic that’s settling in but the ingredients for the potion are pretty.. bizarre.
– A dragon bone
– A picture of a petrifying stare
– Spirit of a corrupted soul
And.. – A cup of flour
The flour was easy, I took a picture of me without eye protection, found my old grandpa’s ashes (he was a serial killer) but the dragon bone will be a challenge.. Any ideas?
Oh! I almost forgot.. Apparently this potion comes with the full knowledge of warlocks and witches. Soon your “Lives Saved” toll will increase by 3 ๐ right after the full magic is settled in and my demon released..
Until then, so long ๐
Da5h0t (Witch in Training – WIT)
Hail Da5h0t,
Thanks for the update on your quest to cure your petrified pals and control your magic once and for all. Sorry to hear about your grandpa. As for the dragon bone… I would direct you to the Draconians page but there’s a sleeping Draconian in exile on that page and I’m pretty sure Mr. Ytsaeb will not donate a bone to the cause. Further I wouldn’t exactly want to alert him to your mission – he has only recently stopped threatening to eat everyone else on the site.
So, all I can say is, I’ll put out a general appeal on the site. Pass the word around. Maybe there’s a survivor out there with one laying around. I certainly hope so – we could use a few more survivors up there on the board…
Seth
Thats fantastic Seth! Thanks for spreading the word to get the final ingredient. ย ๐ Glad to hear my pals won’t be petrified and.. tree-ish.. for much longer. It seems they’re doing fine.
When the last ingredient is collected though I believe the demon half will need.. Um.. Dealing with. I’ll keep scanning for Dracoians and see if I can get a bone or two, but it’ll be tough.
Wish you luck,
Da5h0t
Da5h0t. I myself could use a dragon bone. Could you tell me how your search going?
hey seth, i have 2 questions
1. can you be a witch if you are a boy
2. are you still considered human if you use magic and are a witch?
sorry if my spelling sucks, I have a headache ๐
Hail Mr. Jaffa,
Thanks for keeping on, despite your aching head. What have you been doing with your head to make it ache? Are you drinking lots of water? Water is highly indicated for aching heads. Also, not banging your head into things like walls and doors.
On to your two questions, the answers are YES and YES! The Monstrometer uses the term “WITCH” but it’s meant to include the boy form of WARLOCK in it. Someday in some future alternate universe where everybody has more time we planned to fix this oversight and add pictures of both boy and girl everythings – but then a black hole came and The Doctor appeared on these pages sucked up all our Time! It’s still on our list but until we get it done, let’s just say that WITCH is a stand-in term for WITCH and WARLOCK.
Can I ask why you ask? Is there something going on?
Whatever the case I hope you keep on keeping on.
Seth
there isnt anything going on, i was just wondering, and also my headache is from a MASSIVE math test!
thanks seth, or should i say, XXXXXXX XXXXX! thats right, i know seth isnt your real name!
Hail mrjaffa,
From time to time I need to use a psuedonym for my protection and yours. And just like I don’t want you to reveal your real name please don’t expose my secret identity. Next thing you know you’ll be getting hauled into Area 51 for questioning or detained aboard the visitors mothership to see what else you know.
That said I can assure you that that person you suspect is me is not in fact me but rather some sort of clone or doppleganger that I suspect may be of draconian origin who is out to subvert my mission. Don’t believe his lies.
Keep on keeping on and remember that my survival is your survival.
Seth
P.S. Your spelling is perfectly good.
oops, sorry! i hadnt thought of that! sorry!
Seth your real identity came up alot on that ARC lab terminal. Are you sure you haven’t been compromised? I’ll delete files discerning your identity if you want. And your secret is safe with me unless I become evil again, but since I have ARCyborg with me I doubt I’ll be evil anytime soon. Will you confirm deletion?
question, what is the ARC lab?
The ARC lab is a genetics facility where our enemies created mutts clone known as The one, it is also the birth place of The doctor.
ok, thanks btw do you know what the australian equivalant of A51 is?
I’m slightly light headed from my earlier conflict with the Devourer, please enlighten me with what you know.
i dont know who abstract the devourer is
Hey Seth watch it CHRONOS gave me the ability to become time. Don’t push me or your time really will be sucked up.
Haha! Seth was deliciously crude. I loved it! Hahaha! Poor doc.
Zyborg,
My search is nearing to a close. One of my friends are a draconian, and they have agreed to donate a bone to the cause. I’m not sure they’re willing to donate many of them.. But I’m sure if you use the Monstrometer to find someone close who’s a Draconian then you should be able to get a bone yourself. Best of luck! ๐
My next step: Find a surgeon willing to remove a bone from my friend.
Da5h0t
Alright I just don’t have much time to do that since I’m running around the globe all the time. Thanks for the update. If possible ask your friend if he knows a place. Any assistance is greatly appreciated.
Oh Da5sh0t did I mention I can perform surgery?
(๏ฟฃ^๏ฟฃ)ใ
Hail Survivors,
Found: One willing dragon bone donor. Now that’s a good friend. Will it be a toe? Not a wing I hope.
Good luck with the surgery. You might want to get the deal in writing though and have it with you for when your dragon friend wakes up from the anesthetic…. just saying.
Let us know how it goes and how the spell works. But again NOT on the draconians page. Can’t stress that enough. Tikiria Ishiu would cancel her next dreamcation on the site for sure.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey, everyone! The “wicked witch” isn’t dead! Lol! She’s back, and she can try her very hardest to help a bit :grin:!
Hi! I’m mrjaffa a new witch on the site! Nice to meet you! ๐
Hail Phia,
Welcome back!!! So happy to see that you are still keeping on keeping on. What’s new? How have things been with you?
As you can see the site has been pretty busy, lots of stuff has been going on since you were last online.
Seth
Hey Seth, do you think someone’s a witch by choice, or that they’re born one?
Hail mrjaffa,
Well that is the age old question of witchy origins is one of life’s unsolved mysteries, the whole nature versus nurture thing takes on on a whole new level when it is super-nature-al vs super-nurture-al.
The best research that I have been able to complete on the subject has suggested that both ways are possible. Witches and warlocks may inherit their powers or regular humans may learn magical powers and become witches or warlocks.
Which way did you gain your powers?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
i think i inherited it, but chose to use it
Hail mrjaffa,
Well then there you have it. It may be more correct to classify you as maybe a sorcerer rather than a witch or warlock although the 237th Annual Magic Conference last week failed again (for the 237th consecutive time) to ratify a consistent naming scheme for different types of magic-weilders. So we carry on not knowing if a someone with magical abilities would prefer to be called a sorcerer or and invoker or a warlock. Very confusing. Hopefully they’ll get that motion passed next year but I wouldn’t hold my breath, at least not with out an endless breath spell…
Which do you prefer?
Witch
Warlock
Sorcerer
Mage
Magus
Enchanter
Wizard
Invoker
Evoker
Arcanist
Thaumaturge
Shaman
Medicine Man
Witch Doctor
Let me know? Thanks.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
i usually prefer the term witch or mage.
Hail mrjaffa,
That is good to know. Thanks for the speedy reply! It was like you got some kind of magic notification that I had sent you a message!
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I found something! It’s a book but it glows. It’s got all these runes in it but somehow I can read it. The first thing it says is in latin it’s somekind of poem about the Mage and avoiding their rage. It’s fairly short but I don’t think I can write up the whole thing.
Oooooo can you tell me the poem
This is as best as I can translate it. It lost it’s poeticness becuase things get lost in translation.
those who read this book had better believe.
unless they with to feel the rage.
there once was a mage who decided to try and put every spell known to man at that time into one book
but to do this took almost all of his energy.
the of magicians threw themselves into a rage at the impirtinance of this mage. they threw the book far from here. and made it dispear. if you have found it you hold in your hands the ultimate power.
I think you may be holding the book ๐
If you don’t mind, can I borrow that book to take a look at it? Is there anyway you can get it to me so I don’t have 2 tell u my address
Unfortunately I have tried but the book won’t leave me for some reason. This book is amazing it’s got everything literally including a map to finding atlantis.
Does it have information about me or my ancestors? If it does can you see if the did anything important?
I only have spells here… It’s… It’s talking to me it wants to know what you want to know about your ancestors.
I want to know if they did anything important in relation to magic or fortunetelling
Yes the Mage that wrote this book was related to you sounds like. And he… He cursed my family with the burden of this book.
Oh crร p. I’ll try to lift the curse
NO DONT!! This is fascinating I want to keep it! The book states that he did it so the book would never be lost!
ok I won’t lift it
Ok then I won’t lift the curse ๐ณ
There is one here on becoming as bright as the sun! Oh here we go I can make the chi pool go into a hyperactive state!
What chi pool? Is it the chi pool I made? What happens if it goes into a hyperactive state?
Wait a second,
T bright as the sun spell could come in handy for the eclipse
Whya chi pool? Is it the one I made? What happens if it goers into a hyperactive state? Please don’t break it!
More or less it makes you invincible and like super magician for 22 1/2 hours before the spell wears off.
Mr. Greening,
It has come to my attention recently that a friend of mine underwent a change in personality, toward a more,”popular” attitude. More recently, a popular friend of hers, one that never speaks to me, comments to me on something only the aforementioned friend would know. I am afraid that my friend is brainwashed by a witch or witches. I am a draconian, part of a coven of wizards, whom I shall consult. I await your instruction. Please hurry, as this friend has great significance.
Surviving for now,
Justin, Draconian
Hail Mr. Justin,
First, thank you very much for checking in with this very polite question. I hope you are keeping on. You Draconians are always so polite. (Right up to the point they threaten to fry all the other survivors.) Graham/Siri can you remind me to add a question to The Monstrometer in honor of Mr. Justin re: politeness? Thank you.
But to address your question re: mysterious change in friend’s personality toward popular attitude. There is definitely a possibility of witch involvement here. If so there would be telltale clues and artifacts. Is your friend sporting any new accessories ie: magic bling? A necklace say or a ring? If so, you may want to get a hold of it long enough to place a counter spell on it. There are a few witches here who could help you with this if you put out the word.
If not we may have to devise something else.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Hi Justin I’m Bebe a vampire/witch 9th generation. I consulted a trusted witch freind of mine and we agree that it is possible that your freind is brainwashed. Does your freind seem to be distracted easly, has a dazed look and wont answer questions that you know that they should know? If so you and your coven can place said freind in a circle of protection and with the proper spell can reveres the brainwashing and rebound it to the person or persons who cast the spell,once done a protection amulet will keep said freind safe. Hopes this helps Bebe
Hi Justin, I’m mr Jaffa, a witch in training. Im not very good at magic (YET) but I know a good spell to reverse a curse. Get a black candle and a voodoo doll, and tie the doll onto the candle. Light the candle and wait till the candle has melted over the doll and then go bury the doll off your property.
Hail mrjaffa,
Thanks for the curse removal advice. I had occasion to try it out recently and so far it seems to be working. My neighbour’s cat was recently cursed by my other neighbour’s dog. All his hair was falling out and it was pretty cold out for the poor little kitty so I tried out your spell and within 24 hours his hair had stopped falling out and now it has almost all grown back.
So now little Oscar (the cat) is much happier (and warmer), however he seems quite adamant about getting revenge on Max (the dog). I really don’t want to see this conflict escalate, especially as they tend to fight it out in my mom’s backyard.
Do you have any advice on how to get these two to bury the hatchet somewhere other than their respective enemies heads? So far trying to talk it out with them has not worked.
Thanks again and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Sorry Justin I forgot 1 last thing if your freind has any new jewlery destroy it this will break the spell then give said freind a potection one as a replacement, also keep a eye on said freind the person/s may try again. Bebe
Greetings, those who commented. Bebe, I will be looking out for those symptoms, then casting a spell, whether it be yours or mr Jaffa’s. I do thank you for your help.
Surviving for now,
Justin, draconian.
Hail Mr. Justin,
Thanks for keeping on and for updating us when you get a chance. Your mission is just. Anti-popularity spells can be a matter of life and death. Two things to keep in mind here when trying Bebe and Mr. Jaffa’s advice:
1. Be a little careful whose doll you bury in the yard. If it’s the doll your sister got for Christmas, you may be inadvertently casting a grounded-for-the-holidays spell.
2. Were you performing this spell yesterday Nov 30? If so, that was an important witch holiday and you may have inadvertently attracted a lot of wandering witches. Guess it’s a bit late to warn you but er, there it is.
Let us know how it went Survivor!
Seth
Hi seth wow what a mess the last few days have bin.Jerry and his pack are looking for the time man who is a shaman from Australia he thinks this guy has a cure to being a ww. Once a ww can you be cured? Oh Jerry and his pack got rid of the leprechauns.I’m getting ready for the Winter Solstice (Yule) a group of us are celabrating with a bon fire and giving gifts I’m giving everyone a special yule log from the woods around my place it’s going to be a blast. Have a good one Bebe
Wow am I ready to party. I have special guests comming from Transylvania, Africa and Wales. For the next 8 days there will be lots of witches,vampires,ww,Druids a couple of fairies and even an angel. Yipeeeee ๐ ๐ ๐
Hail Bebe,
Happy New Year to you. Sounds like a lethal party! Are there any precautions you are taking with such a diverse group of friends? Happy New Year to you.
BTW is the mysterious Jerry going to be there with his pack? I don’t seen any WWs on the list…
Thanks for all your keeping on and helping out here on the site.
Seth
Thanks Seth Happy Lammas and Imbolc. The parties on sacred ground all who enter the grounds are bound to leave all negativity, hostilities,and grudges behind with 60 to 80 witches around anyone would be foolish to try.
As for Jerry and his pack there in Australia they have established a town as a safe haven for any warewolf who needs a home. Australia is perfect it’s isolated remote and miles away from any other towns. The indigenous Amarak tribe is helping them to established a hunting territory. So he wont be there but Bobby and his wife Stacy will be there (very old freinds of the family) there ww’s as well as there 6 kids(yikes). Thanks Bebe ๐
Wow can elves make some awesome(burp)sorry wine.I never danced with an elf before but it was great they seem to be such nice pepole.Wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee. I’m glad they stoped by I wonder how they heard about tee hee ha ha party?
I may be cynical or just easily suspicious, when someone unknown walks around using alcohol, it’s usually used to dull your senses.
Your too trusting burping Bebe. Don’t be afraid to let your dark side out occasionally.
Which is why I don’t trust angels. Also they call Hybrids ” a class f Angel” stinking flying feathery (unrecognized sound, please recalibrate and try again later)
I’ve never new I had a dark side I dont know if I can (tee hee). Most of my quest have gone home and Zyborganna’s pass out on the couch, poor kid she partyed to much. Man there seems to be a few quests passed out. Yikes ww in the bath tub and a fairy in the sink, brothers Rikki and Orin seem to favor the kitchen table and floor those Druids sure can dance.(yawn) Wonder were the Elves went too?
Everyone has a dark side, its not pretty. You’ve seen Zyborganna’s.
True as a witch I would go to our family cave and blow stuff up, now that I’m a demonic vampire/witch I’m mot sure how to control the vamp side yet and I don’t wont to do what Zyboganna did. Wow I got to find those Elves they forgot there bag of stuff.
Bebe ditch the bag and run!!!
I tossed it out side and now it’s moving like its alive very creepy.
i have a darkside. once mysister started beating me over the head with one of those fold up chairs, and i grabbed her wrist and burned her for about half an hour straight.