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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute - you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

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30,398 comments to Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

  • Alex

    Poppy.. we need to talk.

  • Dren

    Final Letter:
    Using the remaining power from his “Dragonstone” we destroyed Drens soul. He can never come back. If those fools manage to “resurrect” him, he will be a hollowed out shell unable to think.

    Why would they even bring him back though. They were the ones who let him diē. Not one tear was shed for him… I kinda pity him…

    I’ll go back to working with boars…

    • Anerian

      I cared. I was just “dæd”. Family matters.

      Anyways. I think that’s a huge lie. His soul is still out there. The worst you could’ve done to my nephew is banish his soul to the void, maybe somewhere worse. But considering I’m a voids pawn…. *skin melts off of face* IT’LL BE EASY TO GET HIM BACK.

    • Mr. Mutt

      Your a føol. The soul can be ripped, torn, shredded, bruised, and broken but it can never dīe. Anyways I’m going to find you and rīp out your spine And then beāt you with it. And no I don’t shed tēars, oh well I don’t emote wel wah wah call a walhmbulance.

      • Anerian

        Exacttly my thought process. Thank you, Mutt. I would want to help, but…

        *comes into light, belly now bulging* do you think we can find a nanny for the first forty-seven? And a nursery in the void?

        • Alex

          A soul CAN be destroyed. If Dren’s soul has been destroyed, there is no hope of getting him back.

          • Mr. Mutt

            And now we have the age old arguement: can a soul be destroyed!!!??? I have never witnessed the destruction of a soul and once the Silver Hoods tried to destroy my soul to no effect. Souls are immortal, undying, and completely unbiodegradable.

            • Zyboragon

              The idea is plausible, though extremely unlikely, there’s tons of stories and myths behind souls but I believe that if focused on enough, anything is possible.

    • Jessy

      Oh really I quess I don’t count as anyone important and Yes I greaved and cried I’m a widow now with 3 very sad kids . :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

    • Zyboragon

      What I said earlier…don’t you understand?
      Dren wanted to díe, why do you think this happened without me intervening to begin with?

  • Alex

    I l0ve you Poppy.

  • Zyboragon

    ATTENTION ALL SURVIVORS!

    Survivor of the month profile page: Bebe. NOW!

  • Agharna Phellan

    And now, I am swallowed by darkness. Eternally falling through a pit of emptiness and what awaits me at the bottom is the abyss.

  • Alex

    Has anyone seen Poppy?

  • Alex

    I might have accidentally made myself a dragon and completely destroyed my werewolf form in the process. I kinda like this :/

  • Alex

    …. is anyone on?

  • the lance rock

    Seth, greetings once more. Same goes to all who survive. I have read your last feedback, and as humorously possible, no, I’m not a demon cyber werewolf. But somehow, Connection from Roklann to Earth is pretty complicated, But I dispatch packs of Roklannite Wolves to Earth from time to time to fix that. Maybe with a stroke of luck you’ll get to see some of them in parts of Colorado, I recall even assigning a pack or two to the New York Sewers… Don’t think they’d be thrilled for another Earth mission… heh. :D But uhh, anyways, seeing that this might probably have a 50-90% chance to break comms again, just want to say, We are trying our best to establish a sturdy connection. Let me tell you, Portals from your galaxy to ours aren’t easy to establish, but they’re a hell lot of awesome. So, til’ the next time, Losh-i-rak Roklann brothers!

  • the lance rock

    Seth, greetings once more. Same goes to all who survive. I have read your last feedback, and as humorously possible, no, I’m not a demon cyber werewolf. But somehow, Connection from Roklann to Earth is pretty complicated, But I dispatch packs of Roklannite Wolves to Earth from time to time to fix that. Maybe with a stroke of luck you’ll get to see some of them in parts of Colorado, I recall even assigning a pack or two to the New York Sewers… Don’t think they’d be thrilled for another Earth mission… heh. :D But uhh, anyways, seeing that this might probably have a 50-90% chance to break comms again, just want to say, We are trying our best to establish a sturdy connection. Let me tell you, Portals from your galaxy to ours aren’t easy to establish, but they’re a hell lot of awesome. So, til’ the next time.

    • the lance rock

      Uhh… THIS is what I mean. Comms are extremely difficult to establish sturdily. Double comments and all. But uhh yeah, I’ll see to it that gets fixed. Losh-i-rak Roklann once more!

  • the lance rock

    Comms are still weak but I’d like to take this opportunity to once again re-establish the true purpose of when I first came here, when Scarly, p5t5r, Alex, many others who have been keen on welcoming me, as well as the present day survivors and saviors were there to assist each other in their times of crisis. This was my little way of helping, and it will always be. I guess it’s time for this; The do’s and dont’s top 5s.

    So I’ll be taking on a special topic; what to do should you return in a whole new generation of survivors, after waaay long ago was gone.

    DO:

    - Be friendly

    - Have yourself look if there are still other of the peope from your time

    -Thank anyone who gladly welcomes you

    - Ask if their leader, head (in this case, Seth :D ) is still there.

    - Have yourself accept the new people.

    DON’T:

    - Act like you just saved 10 million people and deserve to be worshipped

    - Comment something like “My generation pwns your buttocks kid.”

    -Force them to give you answers to the whereabouts of some old friends. (If they’re not there, They’re not there.)

    - Be hostile, you might end up being like a man with a stone against 5,000 alines with ray guns

    -Feel too left out, Enjoy what company the new era of people bring you.

    • Anerian

      The Riser broke all those rules. Ay Jusko po!

      • the lance rock

        Greetings, Anerian, I thank you for having have had the time to read my advice, I’m certainly unsure of the identity of this “riser”, But well, Cyborg instincts claim you are of Filipino descent somehow? Forgive me, I could be incorrect, and no, I’m not Filipino, I’m from another planet. But, I’m fascinated by this “riser”. Who is he/her? I’d like to catch up with the on-going crisis somehow. Losh-i-rak Roklann, Survival is your best chance.

  • Mr. Mutt

    Ice just appeared in my cave twitching. I have no idea what to do.

  • Ar'gannis

    Hello! I’m Ar’gannis, a Roklannite under the leadership of the great Lance Rock. Uhh, if he’s here, can we keep this a secret? I’m kinda new to this, and my king said we could only do this once all connections are sturdy but, I’m just really eager to explore Earth lore. Uhh… Can we keep this a secret, He’ll surely have my head for this! Well, See you virtual people! I’m still kind of new to this futuristic yet somehow kind of vintage technology.

    • The Lance Rock

      Hello Ar’gannis. Apparently, you don’t understand the meaning of “wait until connection is sturdy”. If you were under the leadership of my great uncle you would have been sent to the deepest dungeon, filled with Argonnian Barbarians to beat you up, then he’d cut off your head extremely slowly using a needle. But, I’m not Great Uncle Orggash. Seeing that you somehow got the hang of this, I’ll let you update them time to time. But defy my laws once more and I WILL have your head for this.

      Oh… and this “keeping it a secret?” The internet is a public place no matter what happens, brother.

  • Ar'gannis

    Okay sire this is my last message. Really!

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    Guys, help please. It’s Matt. I think I did something last night. Something terrible. I feel Alex’s prescence in the void. Someone, anyone, please….

    • The Lance Rock

      Greetings, Paragon, you are Anerian as well? Uhh, moving on. Paragon, I trust you know me from old times, and perhaps you know I could help you through all that I can, but please, clarify your problem. Alex is a tough lycan, but still, this worries me, what is the problem? Clarify further for me please?

      • Lycanthropic Paragon

        I don’t know!!! I.. I remember seeing shewolf. Then she started hunting. Next thing i know I’m standing in front of her, shaking my backside at her. She attacked and I fought back. Then something took control of me.
        No, I’m not a werewolf. i’m a voidspawn.

        • The Lance Rock

          All I know about voidspawns are that they can utilize the power of the void to travel anywhere and everywhere, But in my experience, it’s not what happened to you, It’s what happened to shewolf. Cyborg instincts claim she had transformed due to the full moon. Bit too early… however, Full moon made her lose control and go into a fit of blind rage. As to why she ended up coming to you… where you somehow using some sort of ability that could cause her to appear to you?

          But review:

          -Shewolf transformed, going into a fit of blind rage.

          -Probably, but not surely, you’ve made her come to you in her time of rage.

          • Lycanthropic Paragon

            I had to distract her from something… A…. An orb! Yeah, an orb.

            • The Lance Rock

              Are you talking about the orb that allows teleporting to anywhere possible to whoever wields it? If it’s something else, tell me what orb it is if you may.

              • Lycanthropic Paragon

                No, it’s this orb that drives you mental. It was going around, showing these images of hell and such. It caught her sight. I was worried that she would be…! So I had to distract her in SOME way!

                • The Lance Rock

                  I’m familiar with it. You’ve done good and quick thinking by keeping it away from her. I trust you’re extremely durable against lycans? If you can try to… outform her, I mean, until she powers out. Hide the orb in the best place you could if you value her cerebral state.

                • The Lance Rock

                  I have faith that you can stand against your friend, defend her as well.

                  • Lycanthropic Paragon

                    NO! I think I hurt her. I think I hurt her…. Hurt….

                    • The Lance Rock

                      How much pain have you dealt? Depending on the amount, she might be able to heal herself quickly, or you might need to take her to the hospital. Check if she whimpers, seriously. Check. If she does bring her to the hospital. Also, check her eyes. If she stares at you viciously, she will live. If she starts closing her eyes, take her to the nearest hospital.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon

                      Don’t worry about her, she changed back and is yelling at me again. The one I’m worried about is Alex. He’s stuck in the void.

                    • The Lance Rock

                      Very well. Congratulations on outlasting her. As for alex; Do you have another orb, one that lets you move between the void and Earth? Or a leader that resides in the void?

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon

                      Yeah, the void lady. But she’s mysterious. She only appears when one of her “children” get seriously hurt. Or if someone threatens a dimension of the void.

                    • The Lance Rock

                      The… void lady?… Sorry; But even in my 200 years of conquering wars and ruling a kingdom of millions of lycans, I find that the void lady is one entity I cannot… deal with. But you are a voidspawn right? You are one of her children. And what would a leader do for her “children”? She would probably do at least one thing for you. Please, at least try to convince her to open a portal to the void. Try to communicate with Alex and check up on him from time to time. We don’t know, one of the void people might be provoked by his presence there. Ask her.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon

                      Don’t worry about getting to the void. The void grants us voidspawn easy access… If the void lady likes us. She says she sees something in me, so yes I am one of her favorites.

                      UPDATE!!** I think I pissed of shewolf. I started describing a human meal to her. Then she left.

                    • Zyboragon

                      I dislike the void lady, spend just two hundred years under a voidrock and then she thinks she owns you. Luckily she can’t stand the smell of vinegar, or salami..

                    • Zyboragon

                      I dislike the void lady, spend just two hundred years under a voidrock and then she thinks she owns you. Luckily she can’t stand the smell of vinegar, or salami..

                  • The Lance Rock

                    Paragon… Anything happening so far?

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon

                      I made Shewolf
                      Go crazy. I think she started attacking her nurse. I was just describing a human meal to shewolf… Aw crud.

                    • The Lance Rock

                      The best way to calm down a lycan is through the use of a muffin, preferably Seth’s own recipe, but any muffin will do. Find some. A good substitute is cupcakes; But run as fast as hell to find some muffins.

                    • The Lance Rock

                      Anyways… I’ve been wondering; Are you of Filipino descent somehow? My instincts keep telling me you are, but Cyborg scans say you are a voidwalker who was trained the ways of the void itself… Which are you? I’m fascinated. :D But still, How is alex?

    • Alex

      D@mn right you did…

  • The Lance Rock

    Hey guys… I’ve been meaning to ask… Has anyone seen pauzzis97?

  • Wolf Princess

    Nobody missed me..
    Nobody cared for me in my absence..
    All I got was betrayal…
    Why do I try to be good when being what everyone calls “evil” is so much easier, and more rewarding?
    Why do I try when I don’t have anyone who truly loves me?
    All I do is get played.. I get used and then dumped, thrown away…
    I’m worthless..
    IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU ALL?
    JUST A TOY?
    A SOULLESS CREATURE?
    NOT ANYMORE.
    Not anymore…
    Beware, for you have angered one of the most powerful forces here.
    I will exact my revenge.
    I swear it.

  • Wolf Princess

    Nobody missed me..
    Nobody cared for me in my absence..
    All I got was betrayal…
    Why do I try to be good when being what everyone calls “ev1l” is so much easier, and more rewarding?
    Why do I try when I don’t have anyone who truly loves me?
    All I do is get played.. I get used and then dumped, thrown away…
    I’m worthless..
    IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU ALL?
    JUST A TOY?
    A SOULLESS CREATURE?
    NOT ANYMORE.
    Not anymore…
    Beware, for you have angered one of the most powerful forces here.
    I will exact my revenge.
    I swear it.

  • Wolf Princess

    *lets LP hug me, and returns the embrace* Explain, please…

    No Alex..
    *deep breath*
    If you go, I go with you.

  • Alex

    WP… Can you forgive me?

  • T

    Sorry to interrupt this touching moment but I have a serious problem and I need help!

    • Alex

      What’s the problem? No moments a bad one.

      • The Lance Rock

        Greetings again… We’ve done lots of work to the connections takes overnight and are nearly done. We’re proud to say so. But besides that;

        Wolf Princess, I see you found out there is no need for evil. I find that good. In your heart lies something… divine. Forgiveness.

        Alex, Yes, She is right, We are all filled with mistakes. Do not feel too bad for yourself. Mistakes are merely… points that we can change. Objects we can learn from.

        To all of you Losh-i-rak Roklann. Hopefully this does not crash Seth’s site.

        • Hail The Lance Rock!

          Greetings. So far so good. Site not broken. Graham and I have done some reinforcing of the sites server and so we hope that this will make it more robust and able to handle the interstellar interweb.

          You have become very wise, have you been studying with a master of philosophy during your absence?

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          • The Lance Rock

            Well I kinda threw one of the councilmen out of one of the castle towers… I read his book before throwing it away with him as well… He was very wise; yet very, very evil. For a 7,000 year old wiseman I never thought one would try to turn a chicken into a demonic golem…

            Speaking of the connection, we estimate that we will finish building by 6 hours of Earth time.

            Thanks Seth, and Losh-i-rak Roklann!

        • Wolf Princess

          Sometimes forgiveness ends up being a chink in my armour… But I’m glad to have it.

          Why couldn’t I have stuck with the ev1l facade?

      • Big thanks to Alex & Z & TLR here for offering to help out the mysterious survivor T. Hope we can get to the bottom of this before it’s too late…

    • T; what is your status? If you live, tell one of us the problem urgently please. We here are able to help.

    • Zyboragon

      T, what’s the problem?

    • Hail T,

      A belated thanks for checking into the site with your supernatural situation. As you can see, there are lots of long time survivors here who are qualified to help you deal with almost any survival situation. We all follow the Real Survivors Code here : no real names, locations or ages.

      Remember that and your survival is our survival.

      Seth

    • Bebe

      Hello T nice to meet you I hope you are getting the help that you need I’m Bebe Zyboragon’s wife. Welcome to the site. :)

    • The Lance Rock

      Calm, Alex. It’s times like these that remain hard to be known. But please, if she says no, Do your best to be more… “forgivable”. Please relax though Alex. I’m not criticizing you, nor am I judging your wellness in you lovelife. No. I’ve known you for quite some time now. I do this as your friend. This is not something you need to follow. But do try; for her.

    • The Lance Rock

      If she accepts your apology; I greet you into another chapter of yours and her life. And I bid thee, Good luck.

    • Wolf Princess

      Just look at your past comments..
      And thank you, Lance. For everything.

  • Sire, the comms satellite and the portals are finished. Roklannite to Earth connection has been fully secured.

    • Well done, knight. However, we must fortify the connection. Encase everything but the satellite’s dish with Roklannite Hyper Alloy steel. Who knows; The Siren Brigade might try shooting that dish. It’ll definitely be a whole lot of waste; also arm all pportals and the satellite with our finest Gamma rays. I will be on your side of Roklann to see to it that our connection is really established. Losh-i-rak Roklann, Ar’gannis. With trust, I hope we can do this well.

      • My King, I do intend to ask, do you have anymore of those delightful pastry from Earth? The ones that appear as faunarus; only less ugly and green and more tastiness and joy?

        • Muffins? Ah, yes. I brought enough to fit 2 floors of the castle. I’ll bring a few when I come over there.

          • Lycanthropic Paragon

            *yawns and raises head*
            (what’s so great about muffins?)
            *lowers head again*

            • The Lance Rock

              Heh. Well Paragon, as you may know, It’s a natural werewolf aphrodisiac, Like blood is to vampires, skin is to cannibals and Energy sources to cyborgs. As you can see in the info above about werewolves. And do you remember the time when I told you to give Shewolf a muffin to calm her down? Well; Let me assure you, if it’s one thing a lycan would love it’s a muffin.

              • Zyboragon

                In my area, the werewolves seem to be turning down muffins and stealing pies in return..

                • Yes; While muffins are aphrodisiacs (they are and will always be) Rumours of an extremely amazing baker making these pies that taste like muffins but have that great texture of pies Have been known. Have you tried those kind of pies Z? I have, and they’re as heavenly as hell. Unfortunately, the baker from my planet died. :( Shame… But uhh, yes, pies; if baked well, can make a lycan turn down a muffin.

                  • Zyboragon

                    I believe that in a world as constantly changing as this one, the word “always” is dangerous, no, I’m afraid that the werewolves around here are going after any kind of pie, whether I make it or purchase it from a store.
                    There are no absolutes in the world my friend.

    • Bebe

      Ar’gannis welcome … sounds like your quite busy…:)

  • Mr. Mutt

    7:00 a.m. A cave in the Rockies.
    I look down at Ices body, he hasn’t moved for a few days now. Ofilia walks up beside me.
    “so Void Lady turned you back into a Hybrid?”
    “yes”
    “I don’t trust her”
    “no one trust her if they’re wise Ofilia”
    “it’s probably a trick”
    “how?”
    Suddenly Ices eyes fly open
    “Ice?!”
    “nope”
    he flicks his hand and I fly across the room
    “I’ve taken this time to assert complete control over Ices body. With him as a vessel, your all doomed.”
    “Ēvil”
    “yep”
    he looks towards my pups and smiles
    “well don’t these look adorable?”
    Susan and Nightshade growl and turn into shadows, Ēvil frowns.
    “they’re smart like me and Ofilia too”
    Ēvil flowers at me raises his hand and collapses the roof on top of me.

  • Greetings Seth! I’ve finished my planet’s side of the connection to Earth. Will come and stay there for a couple of weeks to fortify Earth’s comms satellite as well. It’s cloaked and can only be seen through Roklannite vision… Well that’s all for now. Losh-i-rak Roklann!

    • Lycanthropic Paragon

      Hey, Lance Rock! What’s going on? Magandang Umaga!… Well it is in America… Anyways, I hope you and your Rocklannite buddies will have a SPLENDID time here. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

      • the lance rock

        Thanks for welcoming me Paragon! It’s highly appreciated. We have just arrived, Middle-eastern Earth; Specifically a country called Bahrain. We’re on foot going to America… Heh, we live for these races… I’m sorry, but ironically, I won’t be able to communicate so much as to when I’m in Roklann, Busy three days coming to us here in Earth, But thanks for welcoming me! :D

  • T

    Sorry for the delay. Dealing with a bunch craziness. I’d give you my real identity but I a lot on my mind. I am currently in hiding from a fallen angel/kitsune hybrid that wants my head. She’s threatening to bring her comrades along with her. Ideas or assistance would be nice!

    • Lycanthropic Paragon

      Hey, T! I would help you, but I find that when I start to battle, my instincts start taking over, more than I’d like it to. Anyways, Why not try exploiting the Angel-kitsune’s weaknesses? Play a lyre, then Get one of your human friends to show a lot of emotion. Kitsunes love emotion, can’t get enough of it. So, it’ll give you enough time to either get away (and leave your poor human friend to be eaten) or flank the angel-kitsune.

    • Zyboragon

      Hail T,

      Why is this fallen angel/kitsune hybrid after you? It’s always best to keep moving while trying to stay somewhat hidden, if you can provide any more details about your situation it would be most beneficial.
      In the meantime, what can I do to help?

    • Mr. Mutt

      An Angel/Kitsune hybrid? That’s a new one. Okay well here are the weaknesses of both races
      Angels: playing a Harp or lyre will entrance them. If you can get any, angels can’t cross a line of burning holy oil so holy oil moltav cocktails work extremely well.
      Kitsune: these bunch are tricky. Never show emotion infront of them, they are the Japanese Vampire. Except they don’t drink blood they devourer emotions. Kitsune will try to scare you just to eat your fear. Now to stop these deadly foxes. Blessed Bullets. Get them blessed by a shinto priest or priestest, unload one of these babys into it and that kitsune won’t get up. Their star balls. These are hard to find but all Kitsune have a little orb called a hoshi no tama. They contain the Kitsunes entire being, if you break it the kitsune dies. You can use it to bargain with them also. Finally the Sin of Regret. You have to make a Kitsune regret it’s descisions. It will kīll the Kitsune instantly. For more advice I’d ask TK, or Half-Breed if you see them around.
      Mutt Out

  • T

    Also, I’m new to this site and I’ve read the comments about war and alternate dimensions and this “Void” place. If somebody can tell me what the heck is going on I’d love to know. I just became a werewolf last week so I’m not familiar with this type of stuff.

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    !!!!!! Guys, I’m with Anerian! She’s about to give birth! I’mm going to follow her into the void and find a proper nest.

    MATT out.

  • T

    Okay, thank you. I’ll report back when my deed is done.

  • T

    That was surprisingly fast! Many thanks Mr Mutt for telling me about the Sin of Regret. It was the only option I had left and it worked! However this experience was not at all satisfying for me…

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    Anerian has never given birth to eggs before but… She knows what to do!

    She made a nest out of this black stuff that gets solid when it comes in contact with air.

  • Raven

    Hello everyone. Glad I am back? I am *groans* happy to be back. You know what?! I don’t care what you think. I’ll be the bad guy! Who cares about Raven?! You h8ters! Why would I ever be concerned about Raven?! I am all alone in the fre@king woods! In a place I don’t even know about! I think I’m somewhere in Colorado. *screams*. WHY DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT ME?!?!!!!!. *in a scared voice* why? Why? WHY?! *silent cries*. You are not even asking about me. Where is everyone? Smithy, ARC, Bebe? how long have I been gone? T@KE TH@T H@TERS! Oh, and welcome to T and the lance rock. What are you two. Anyone I forgot to mention, well I never really—-

    RAVEN OUT.

    • Zyboragon

      Nobody hátes you Raven, we often get caught up in certain situations and shamefully, we overlook your posts.
      I would like to personally apologize and I understand if you feel neglected. You are a fellow survivor and you should be treated as such. I’m sorry.

    • the lance rock

      Greetings Raven; thank you for the welcoming; like what I said to my friend Paragon it is highly appreciated if anybody welcomes me. I’ve been to Seth’s before, around the Zombie month of 2010. I disappeared long ago to travel to my planet, but uhh let’s forget about that for now :) And Nobody hates you Raven, As you can see everyone here is cheerful in their own style and way; I mean, we’re cool with laughing even if we’re heting tortured. Wait… i think that’s just me… Anyways, Nobody’s hating on you, like
      Z said, so calm. In this place; we all care for each other. Even the bad ones. (There are still no bad ones, we’re a happy bunch this time.)

      Welcome back, and thanks for the Welcoming!

      Losh-i-rak Roklann; TLR

    • the lance rock

      I meant ‘being on heting… Just, relax bud. Z’s right we’re always so busy with the crisis at hand that we often overlook comments. I’m going to apologize as well. :) Take it easy on yourself. We value every lycan, dragon voidspawn, and tops; every monster out there.

      • the lance rock

        I don’t believe I’ve answered your question though; I’m a cyber werewolf, technically, but in scientific terms; I’m only a genetically repaired and cybernetically enhanced Roklannite werewolf; I’m from the Andromeda hidden galaxy, my planet is the most advanced in technology due to it beig able to repair itself after every war. My return to Roklann further increased technology, as my cybernetic powers allow me to scan and print out blueprints, combined with my creative mind. Well, I’m also Ruler of the millions of Roklannites; my reign has only been 212 out of 1,000 Roklannite years; and 1 Earth month is only a day in Roklann as well. Kinda told my whole backstory there huh? Hehe.

        T’s been a werewolf for a week now, and he just pwned an Angel-Kitsune. So, I’m guessin he’s got like special lycan powers, as well as good team playership, as he gladly listened to the advice of our fellow Survivors here; but we have much more to know anout him. He siows promise

    • Alex

      I’m sorry raven… I’ve been to caught up in my own mess.

    • Bebe

      Hi Raven where have you been I missed you. I hope your going to be ok … :)

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    Wow. I enerered the nest… And it’s just… Well, the floor as eggs covering almost every square inch. 376 eggs in all. Don’t ask how all that fit in her stomach. (well she was rendered immobile in the last days of her maternity) well anyways, she’s sleeping now, all propped up with the black substance, watching over the eggs. And she doesn’t look happy when anyone enters the room. Even me.

  • Raven

    Thank you for the welcome back. Am I the only female on here? Anyway, I’d rather hang out with the dudes. You guys are awesome. Alex, what are you at this time period? Has anyone seen Jaffa? If you look on the Witch page, he was turning me back to myself but he disappeared I beleive. IF THERE IS ANY WITCH/WIZARD ON SOS AT THE MOMENT, REPORT TO THE WITCH PAGE THIS INSTANT

  • Akantha

    Hey everyone! :grin: Guess who’s back from the underworld!! So what did I miss?

  • Akantha

    Hi Matt it’s a pleasure to meet you, but who’s anerian?

  • Akantha

    Crap I have to go help brad… Again bye!

  • Avalon "T"

    I might as well tell my story since I’ve been through the impossible. My real name is Avalon. I used to be a slave to a witch that I had killed and taught myself witchcraft. My current werewolf state hasn’t interfered with my power so you can basically call me a Werewolf Warlock. I’m still getting used to this entire concept of the Void and all this crazy business, but I’m ready.

  • Ice

    Hello survivors of SOS. I am here to give you an option. You can join me as Zanthre did, and serve me for eternity. Or you can watch as I kīll you all one by one. Tommorow I will raise the dēad of this planet unleashing all of the enemies you have kīlled in the Caves of Oregon. If you wish to be on the winning side you will join me there. If you wish for a reletively short dēath meet me there. You cannot hope to defeat me in battle. That is all.

  • Akantha

    dang Ipod it keeps saying im kole!

  • Anerian

    Enerion. Sister… My children… Do you wish to see…?

  • Anerian

    SHE’S one of your dad’s friends. A REALLY good friend.

  • the lance rock

    Evil, whoever the hell you are, you got lots of guts trying to threaten US where we SOLVE problems like you. i don’t know if you possessed Ice, or if you ARE Ice, but you might as well have your ugly buttocks leaving this place. You’re facing Dragons and Werewolves, Voidspawns and Demons. Oh, and I won’t hesitate to bring Kratos here.

  • Avalon

    Ok, sorry for all the crazy requests, but if I’m going to be a part of this I need to know who I’m relying on. Can someone catch me up on just who everyone is and what has been going on?

  • Anerian

    Avalon, let me say that this stuff reoccurs, so you better get used to this. But don’t worry, we always come out on top!!!

    Now… I need help with baby names.

  • Avalon

    Thanks a lot. Nice to officially meet you all. Now for the issue in front of us. Whoever you are Evil, you are outnumbered and outmatched.

  • the lance rock

    Mr. Mutt I just wanted to ask? Is Evil still possessing your apprentice; You know, Even if i commented… And uhh, Honestly even if I went around sayin that; I don’t mean anything by it; I just like really find it uncomfortable if a guy takes control of another body just to threaten others. No matter how strong; No matter if I hve to send every single man I have… I live by a law; “The Ga-kkrosh’in” translated means “Fearslay”. In it states that no Man may attempt to take others and harm in their name. So even if “he” is useful, I’mma have to; if not kill him, contain him. Kinda a long story so just lemme get back to the question; Is Evil possessing your apprentice? And is it okay if I kinda like, you know… “Flame him” from time to time? Sorry, i just really don’t feel comfortable when some guy tries that kind of thing; Especially with kids around.

    • Mr. Mutt

      Yes TLR he is still possesing Ice. And even if you “flame him” you’ll find it hard to actually kīll Ices body. He literally heal faster than he burns. As for Ēvil, even if you kīll iIve, Ēvils a dęmon so he’ll just move on to so other body. We might, be able to throw Ēvil back across the void, but I’d prefer it if we could exercize him from Ice first.

    • Anerian

      Lance Rock, let me just make it clear.

      You.
      Will.
      Not.
      KiII.
      Ice.

      You won’t. (an unbearable screeching is heard across the realms) oh, my whelps… It’s okay momma’s here…

      • The Lance Rock

        Evil, if that is you speaking; know, I do not intend to kill demons. I intend to have them tortured brutally. You do not know who you talk to. I am mercy to kindness; Hell to Evil; and apparently; that’s you. So one thing straight.

        I
        will
        Not
        Kill
        Your
        Buttocks.

        Let’s get one thing straight, demon, I have no time for a coward who threatens me by possessing others. I’ve worked for ten of your kind, and when they all started backstabbing me, none of them lived.

      • The Lance Rock

        however if that’s you, Anerian; I WILL NOT KILL ICE. Only Evil. And I have one way of getting cowardly demons out of their hosts

  • Anerian

    *smile* the eggs look so nice nestled together. It’s too bad I don’t have my mate Markem to share this sight with…

  • Ar'gannis

    Sire? My King Lance Rock, Roklann is reading you loud and clear. Time of transmission since your Hyper Rocket Mail arrived is 5 Earth seconds. Speed of Earth browser is as fast as 2 Earth seconds per webpage.

    • Baine Kaden Reid

      Hello my dear Rocklannite subject A’ghannis…

      • The Master

        Sorry, wrong account. I am the master.

        • Ar'gannis

          Hello! Nice meetin you Mister Master. Uhh… Mister The Master. The mister master? Forgive me; I’m very concerned about my King. The Master? Ahh yes let’s go with that. Nice meeting you! Please tell me the king will not be alone in Slaying Evil! Oh, an could you pass this to everyone? The king sent this to me;

          “Ar’gannis; Should I die facing Evil in his foul buttocks; Know, I have died attempting to exorcise him, Yet i have not harmed his young host, Mr. Mutt’s apprentice.”

        • Ar'gannis

          Greetings The Master! Nice meeting you! May I formally call you Mister Master? Wait… Mr. Te Master? or The mister Master? Sorry,, nevermind.

          • The Master

            Call me as you wish… *sigh*

            • The Master

              Oh, my son, Baine… I anxiously wait for the day where we can meet… But THEY won’t allow it right now

            • Ar'gannis

              I’m really sorry The master. I didn’t mean to offend you in anyway; it’s only that my King has hasn’t even fully recovered from when he was shot to Earth; It was extraordinary; even for a Roklannite; to survive the explosion of a planet. But the king sacrifices too much! He’s nor fully healed yet he goes to engage a DEMON? The last thing Rokalnn would need is to be ruled by some mean pretend-to-be. He’s ruled us so well and his monarchial term is only young! Roklann has yet to evolve further; and that’s impossible without him!

              I’m really sorry The Master; I’m just really anxious!

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