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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,804 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Alex says

    June 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    Poppy.. we need to talk.

    Reply
    • Poppy says

      June 7, 2012 at 1:50 am

      Ok about what Alex ?

      Reply
  2. Dren says

    June 6, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Final Letter:
    Using the remaining power from his “Dragonstone” we destroyed Drens soul. He can never come back. If those fools manage to “resurrect” him, he will be a hollowed out shell unable to think.

    Why would they even bring him back though. They were the ones who let him diē. Not one tear was shed for him… I kinda pity him…

    I’ll go back to working with boars…

    Reply
    • Anerian says

      June 6, 2012 at 11:31 pm

      I cared. I was just “dæd”. Family matters.

      Anyways. I think that’s a huge lie. His soul is still out there. The worst you could’ve done to my nephew is banish his soul to the void, maybe somewhere worse. But considering I’m a voids pawn…. *skin melts off of face* IT’LL BE EASY TO GET HIM BACK.

      Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      June 6, 2012 at 11:40 pm

      Your a føol. The soul can be ripped, torn, shredded, bruised, and broken but it can never dīe. Anyways I’m going to find you and rīp out your spine And then beāt you with it. And no I don’t shed tēars, oh well I don’t emote wel wah wah call a walhmbulance.

      Reply
      • Anerian says

        June 6, 2012 at 11:47 pm

        Exacttly my thought process. Thank you, Mutt. I would want to help, but…

        *comes into light, belly now bulging* do you think we can find a nanny for the first forty-seven? And a nursery in the void?

        Reply
        • Alex says

          June 7, 2012 at 12:10 am

          A soul CAN be destroyed. If Dren’s soul has been destroyed, there is no hope of getting him back.

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            June 7, 2012 at 12:50 am

            And now we have the age old arguement: can a soul be destroyed!!!??? I have never witnessed the destruction of a soul and once the Silver Hoods tried to destroy my soul to no effect. Souls are immortal, undying, and completely unbiodegradable.

            Reply
            • Zyboragon says

              June 7, 2012 at 12:55 am

              The idea is plausible, though extremely unlikely, there’s tons of stories and myths behind souls but I believe that if focused on enough, anything is possible.

              Reply
    • Jessy says

      June 7, 2012 at 12:12 am

      Oh really I quess I don’t count as anyone important and Yes I greaved and cried I’m a widow now with 3 very sad kids . 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥

      Reply
      • Anerian says

        June 7, 2012 at 12:14 am

        VERY funny “Poppy.”

        Taking Jessy’s phone and posting that. Hahahaha…. Ha?

        Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          June 7, 2012 at 12:16 am

          They’re family, of course they share devices often, they just forget to change things.
          It’s why I like Bebe’s family. 🙂

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            June 7, 2012 at 12:17 am

            One of the many reasons I like Bebe’s family.
            (foot in mouth).

            Reply
            • Anerian says

              June 7, 2012 at 12:25 am

              Hahahahaha… So what did you do, Z? What would you suffer for? And do you know any good nurseries in the void?

              Reply
              • Zyboragon says

                June 7, 2012 at 12:30 am

                I’m going to suffer for everything I didn’t do.. And no, there are none.

                Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        June 7, 2012 at 12:14 am

        Wrong email Poppy.

        Reply
      • Jessy says

        June 7, 2012 at 12:20 am

        Why wont they get out of my head .There annoying she and the kids he and his kids she’s a widow he’s a widow. Why are they in my dreams .

        Reply
        • Alex says

          June 7, 2012 at 12:23 am

          Jessy, do you know where Poppy is?

          Reply
          • Poppy says

            June 7, 2012 at 12:28 am

            Wé have the 😳 same Phones. 😳 Jessy is conforting me.

            Reply
            • Alex says

              June 7, 2012 at 12:35 am

              Aww, its ok. I wanted to know if.. you wanted to… go hunting? I never got the chance to with Jessy, and I thought about what you said about Dren…

              Reply
              • Poppy says

                June 7, 2012 at 12:40 am

                Me you Want to go hunting with me…… Ok why not.

                Reply
                • Alex says

                  June 7, 2012 at 12:45 am

                  😀

                  Reply
                  • Alex says

                    June 7, 2012 at 12:49 am

                    I’ve never seen this are so densely populated! I think there are plenty extras.. we can bring some home to your hatchlings!

                    Reply
                    • Poppy says

                      June 7, 2012 at 12:56 am

                      Thats very nice of you. Alex why did he d!e ?

                    • Alex says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:00 am

                      I’m not sure… Z said that he got in a fight with Dren, and Dren said he wanted to d13..

                    • Alex says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:03 am

                      Wow. 47 deer and there are still more? We can go back or stay here, your choice 😉

                    • Zyboragon says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:04 am

                      I don’t remember fighting Dren..
                      I don’t know why Dren wanted to díe, I’m not sure how he díed but I couldn’t intervene even if inwanted too. I’m truly sorry, and I will suffer dearly for this.

                    • Alex says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:07 am

                      There is no neeed to suffer.

                    • Poppy says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:10 am

                      Maybe I was’nt around as much as he liked. Lets go back .

                    • Alex says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:14 am

                      Okay. I think you were around the right amount. I also have to drop off a tiny bit at Z’s house, he has not gone hunting and so he needs some. I figured since we had so many.. I’m going to stop talking now.

                • Zyboragon says

                  June 7, 2012 at 12:48 am

                  Be careful both of you, I’ll be angry if Poppy gets hurt.

                  Reply
                  • Alex says

                    June 7, 2012 at 12:54 am

                    Poppy wont get hurt as long as I’m here to make sure of it 😉

                    Reply
            • Zyboragon says

              June 7, 2012 at 12:36 am

              Moded Twice. I give up. 😳

              Reply
            • Anerian says

              June 7, 2012 at 12:55 am

              I don’t have anyone to comfort me.
              I had my husband, daughter, and son taken away.
              My husband and daughter tried to end me.
              I kílled my mom. I caused my sister to… Start cutting.
              I have forty-seven live children.
              And no one pays attention to me. *starts crying*
              Momma? Momma?
              … Momma, momma? Maaah?
              Mom? Mewm? Myma? Mum? Mumma? Mrrmah?

              Reply
              • Enerion says

                June 7, 2012 at 1:00 am

                *appears from shadows*
                You really think that don’t you? Im still here… Im just having to hide…sorry…I’m in great danger. Stay strong…

                Reply
                • Zyboragon says

                  June 7, 2012 at 1:07 am

                  Enerion!!!
                  I’m glad you’re okay. You need to tell me when you’re doing these kinds of things.

                  Reply
                  • Anerian says

                    June 7, 2012 at 1:17 am

                    That would be giving information to the enemy, then.

                    Reply
                    • Zyboragon says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:22 am

                      Enerion and I are closer than you are with her. Remember that before you call somebody an enemy.

                    • Anerian says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:28 am

                      Z, that’s not wha I meant. You do realize that ANYONE can eavesdrop, break a telekinetic signal, or even read her post. She usually let’s us figure it out.

                      And Z, be careful who you tell that to. She’s my twin. And I’m her twin. We have some sort of connection.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:32 am

                      She had her blood removed to be unrelated to you… That’s beside the point, we have guardian chat. Either way, she’s been a great friend and I worry about her a lot.

                    • Anerian says

                      June 7, 2012 at 1:38 am

                      Her blood doesn’t matter. But… Hey, En… Did you REALLY renew your blood?

                      Could you really face the fact that you were wiping the blood that mom gave you? That’s the whole reason I try REALLY hard not to hurt myself. It’s all I got left from mom. I even lost her scale necklace…

                • Anerian says

                  June 7, 2012 at 1:15 am

                  Sis?!… Well the pact says we’ll stay together… And I can’t stay with you while I’m dæd. So I guess I’m staying alive.

                  Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          June 7, 2012 at 12:26 am

          You’re stressed over your nightmares Jessy, they’re causing you to háte what’s around you, the hatchlings are getting on your nerves because you Iove them, it’s in your blood to care. Whatever is messing with you is trying to ruin you…. I must start working on you immediately.

          Reply
        • Jessy says

          June 7, 2012 at 1:12 am

          Ok I’m so tired anything to stop the voices.

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            June 7, 2012 at 1:19 am

            I have performed surgery before and I want examine your brain.
            If you have the power, think of Larcus if you have the nightmare again… Think of Larcus.
            Shout his name if you must… I’m going to put you to sleep.
            You ready Jessy?

            Reply
            • Jessy says

              June 7, 2012 at 1:26 am

              No but I’m ready . Thinking of Larcus will be very easy.

              Reply
              • Zyboragon says

                June 7, 2012 at 1:30 am

                Alright Jessy, remember, you’re family and I will do everything in my power to help you through this…
                Hold my tail if you want, since I need both my hands…
                Relax..

                Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      June 7, 2012 at 12:12 am

      What I said earlier…don’t you understand?
      Dren wanted to díe, why do you think this happened without me intervening to begin with?

      Reply
  3. Alex says

    June 7, 2012 at 2:18 am

    I l0ve you Poppy.

    Reply
    • Poppy says

      June 7, 2012 at 2:55 am

      Alex I….I’m speachless 😯 How long have you felt this way.

      Reply
      • Alex says

        June 7, 2012 at 3:02 am

        Since I first met you… I waited too long, and you and Dren got married…

        Reply
        • Poppy says

          June 7, 2012 at 3:10 am

          Wow I had no idea . When before Dren I thought you might but then WP came along and Dren asked me . I really like you too Alex . It’s going to take time to get use too. 🙂 🙂

          Reply
          • Alex says

            June 7, 2012 at 3:23 am

            I l0ve you… I have to go for a while… (kisses you then leaves)

            Reply
            • Poppy says

              June 7, 2012 at 3:54 am

              Aaaawwww I l0ve you too Alex.

              Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      June 11, 2012 at 2:05 pm

      Alex… WHY?

      WHY DID YOU BOTHER WITH ME WHEN THIS WAS HOW YOU FELT THE WHOLE TIME?

      WHY DID YOU HURT ME, BREAK ME LIKE THIS NOW?

      WHY?
      Why?
      why…

      Reply
  4. Zyboragon says

    June 7, 2012 at 4:03 am

    ATTENTION ALL SURVIVORS!

    Survivor of the month profile page: Bebe. NOW!

    Reply
  5. Agharna Phellan says

    June 7, 2012 at 7:45 am

    And now, I am swallowed by darkness. Eternally falling through a pit of emptiness and what awaits me at the bottom is the abyss.

    Reply
  6. Alex says

    June 7, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    Hi Poppy 🙂

    Reply
  7. Alex says

    June 7, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    Has anyone seen Poppy?

    Reply
  8. Alex says

    June 8, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    I might have accidentally made myself a dragon and completely destroyed my werewolf form in the process. I kinda like this :/

    Reply
  9. Alex says

    June 9, 2012 at 2:08 am

    …. is anyone on?

    Reply
  10. the lance rock says

    June 10, 2012 at 7:49 am

    Seth, greetings once more. Same goes to all who survive. I have read your last feedback, and as humorously possible, no, I’m not a demon cyber werewolf. But somehow, Connection from Roklann to Earth is pretty complicated, But I dispatch packs of Roklannite Wolves to Earth from time to time to fix that. Maybe with a stroke of luck you’ll get to see some of them in parts of Colorado, I recall even assigning a pack or two to the New York Sewers… Don’t think they’d be thrilled for another Earth mission… heh. 😀 But uhh, anyways, seeing that this might probably have a 50-90% chance to break comms again, just want to say, We are trying our best to establish a sturdy connection. Let me tell you, Portals from your galaxy to ours aren’t easy to establish, but they’re a hell lot of awesome. So, til’ the next time, Losh-i-rak Roklann brothers!

    Reply
  11. the lance rock says

    June 10, 2012 at 7:49 am

    Seth, greetings once more. Same goes to all who survive. I have read your last feedback, and as humorously possible, no, I’m not a demon cyber werewolf. But somehow, Connection from Roklann to Earth is pretty complicated, But I dispatch packs of Roklannite Wolves to Earth from time to time to fix that. Maybe with a stroke of luck you’ll get to see some of them in parts of Colorado, I recall even assigning a pack or two to the New York Sewers… Don’t think they’d be thrilled for another Earth mission… heh. 😀 But uhh, anyways, seeing that this might probably have a 50-90% chance to break comms again, just want to say, We are trying our best to establish a sturdy connection. Let me tell you, Portals from your galaxy to ours aren’t easy to establish, but they’re a hell lot of awesome. So, til’ the next time.

    Reply
    • the lance rock says

      June 10, 2012 at 7:52 am

      Uhh… THIS is what I mean. Comms are extremely difficult to establish sturdily. Double comments and all. But uhh yeah, I’ll see to it that gets fixed. Losh-i-rak Roklann once more!

      Reply
  12. the lance rock says

    June 10, 2012 at 8:10 am

    Comms are still weak but I’d like to take this opportunity to once again re-establish the true purpose of when I first came here, when Scarly, p5t5r, Alex, many others who have been keen on welcoming me, as well as the present day survivors and saviors were there to assist each other in their times of crisis. This was my little way of helping, and it will always be. I guess it’s time for this; The do’s and dont’s top 5s.

    So I’ll be taking on a special topic; what to do should you return in a whole new generation of survivors, after waaay long ago was gone.

    DO:

    – Be friendly

    – Have yourself look if there are still other of the peope from your time

    -Thank anyone who gladly welcomes you

    – Ask if their leader, head (in this case, Seth :D) is still there.

    – Have yourself accept the new people.

    DON’T:

    – Act like you just saved 10 million people and deserve to be worshipped

    – Comment something like “My generation pwns your buttocks kid.”

    -Force them to give you answers to the whereabouts of some old friends. (If they’re not there, They’re not there.)

    – Be hostile, you might end up being like a man with a stone against 5,000 alines with ray guns

    -Feel too left out, Enjoy what company the new era of people bring you.

    Reply
    • Anerian says

      June 10, 2012 at 10:21 am

      The Riser broke all those rules. Ay Jusko po!

      Reply
      • the lance rock says

        June 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm

        Greetings, Anerian, I thank you for having have had the time to read my advice, I’m certainly unsure of the identity of this “riser”, But well, Cyborg instincts claim you are of Filipino descent somehow? Forgive me, I could be incorrect, and no, I’m not Filipino, I’m from another planet. But, I’m fascinated by this “riser”. Who is he/her? I’d like to catch up with the on-going crisis somehow. Losh-i-rak Roklann, Survival is your best chance.

        Reply
  13. Mr. Mutt says

    June 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Ice just appeared in my cave twitching. I have no idea what to do.

    Reply
    • Larcus says

      June 10, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      Break me out of here and I can help.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        June 10, 2012 at 10:41 pm

        Where are you stuck?

        Reply
        • Larcus says

          June 10, 2012 at 10:44 pm

          It looks like I’m in a castle or something…
          Really dark…

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            June 10, 2012 at 11:05 pm

            Perfct, just perfect, well good news is I know where you are.

            Reply
            • Larcus says

              June 10, 2012 at 11:13 pm

              You just want me to owe you… Our rivalry is bitter.
              I have no choice though..where am I?

              Reply
              • Mr. Mutt says

                June 10, 2012 at 11:38 pm

                Shove a sock in it Larcus. I don’t want you to owe me. I’m doing this because I’m willing to move on, move past our rivalry. Now if you’ll stop being a fool and look up, please tell me if you see a large star on the ceiling inside a circle with weird markings.

                Reply
                • Larcus says

                  June 10, 2012 at 11:42 pm

                  No, the roof is a face smiling at me… 😯

                  Reply
                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    June 10, 2012 at 11:48 pm

                    Perfect, Larcus you’ve been captured by a trickster. One of the north African ones if memory serves.

                    Reply
                    • Jessy says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:34 am

                      Wow so cool

                    • Larcus says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:41 am

                      Being what I am, a gargoyle vampire, instead of a cyborg, I am no longer emotionless, I am scared.

                    • Jessy says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:43 am

                      Dont be scared we can do it together.

                    • Larcus says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:48 am

                      I’m sorry Jessy, I can’t stand being away from you… You must understand..I’m in pain.. I can’t think.. No! No! No!

                    • Jessy says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:53 am

                      I’ll do any thing . How can I help you. Please

                    • Larcus says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:57 am

                      Just comfort me with words, that’s all I ask.

                    • Jessy says

                      June 11, 2012 at 1:03 am

                      Larcus I l0ve you I can’t live with out you . Your the perfect man for me. Theres got to be a way to help you to bring you to me.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      June 11, 2012 at 9:21 am

                      Don’t fear, there’s definetly a 36% chance I’ll be able to save you.

                    • Larcus says

                      June 11, 2012 at 10:25 am

                      They are here ! ”
                      Stop ! “

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      June 11, 2012 at 2:42 pm

                      *appears in the cell* Larcus? Lacus where are you we’ve gootta split!

                    • Larcus says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:01 pm

                      The cage, I’m stuck in THE CAGE.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:06 pm

                      *looks up* great, this is going to take elbow grease. *chainsaw appears in hand* I’ll get you out.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:42 pm

                      Okay *cage crashes to the floor* let’s make like a tree and leave!

  14. Ar'gannis says

    June 11, 2012 at 4:17 am

    Hello! I’m Ar’gannis, a Roklannite under the leadership of the great Lance Rock. Uhh, if he’s here, can we keep this a secret? I’m kinda new to this, and my king said we could only do this once all connections are sturdy but, I’m just really eager to explore Earth lore. Uhh… Can we keep this a secret, He’ll surely have my head for this! Well, See you virtual people! I’m still kind of new to this futuristic yet somehow kind of vintage technology.

    Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 11, 2012 at 4:24 am

      Hello Ar’gannis. Apparently, you don’t understand the meaning of “wait until connection is sturdy”. If you were under the leadership of my great uncle you would have been sent to the deepest dungeon, filled with Argonnian Barbarians to beat you up, then he’d cut off your head extremely slowly using a needle. But, I’m not Great Uncle Orggash. Seeing that you somehow got the hang of this, I’ll let you update them time to time. But defy my laws once more and I WILL have your head for this.

      Oh… and this “keeping it a secret?” The internet is a public place no matter what happens, brother.

      Reply
      • Ar'gannis says

        June 11, 2012 at 4:26 am

        Forgive me sire… I don’t think it was sent though, so you probably look like you’re talking to an imaginary friend now.

        Reply
        • The Lance Rock says

          June 11, 2012 at 4:27 am

          Get back to work. It’ll take a few more Earth months to finish rebuilding Roklann after we had to self-destruct.

          Reply
          • Ar'gannis says

            June 11, 2012 at 4:28 am

            Sire… you commented using my account.

            Reply
            • The Lance Rock says

              June 11, 2012 at 4:31 am

              Now you understand why I said “wait until connection is sturdy?” Lok’ran! Na’zi Zombies are no match to your complicated mind.

              Reply
              • Ar'gannis says

                June 11, 2012 at 4:38 am

                Sire… my comments aren’t appearing.

                Reply
              • Ar'gannis says

                June 11, 2012 at 7:55 am

                Sire, should I stop? feeds seem to be down… Perhaps because of our conversation which we could just continue here in Roklann?

                Reply
                • The Lance Rock says

                  June 11, 2012 at 7:58 am

                  Ar’gannis, My knight… you… are a huge piece of… Nevermind. Just stop with the messages, or I won’t hesitate to send you to the dungeon for a whole week.

                  Reply
                  • Bebe says

                    June 11, 2012 at 8:08 am

                    Who is Ar’gannis…?

                    Reply
                    • The Lance Rock says

                      June 11, 2012 at 10:23 am

                      Hello Bebe. Well, if you don’t see his comments it’s due to Roklannite to Earth comms being poorly established, but in case you haven’t read he’s one of my trusted, yet really… REALLY annoying Knights.

  15. Ar'gannis says

    June 11, 2012 at 7:59 am

    Okay sire this is my last message. Really!

    Reply
  16. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    June 11, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Guys, help please. It’s Matt. I think I did something last night. Something terrible. I feel Alex’s prescence in the void. Someone, anyone, please….

    Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 11, 2012 at 11:31 am

      Greetings, Paragon, you are Anerian as well? Uhh, moving on. Paragon, I trust you know me from old times, and perhaps you know I could help you through all that I can, but please, clarify your problem. Alex is a tough lycan, but still, this worries me, what is the problem? Clarify further for me please?

      Reply
      • Lycanthropic Paragon says

        June 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

        I don’t know!!! I.. I remember seeing shewolf. Then she started hunting. Next thing i know I’m standing in front of her, shaking my backside at her. She attacked and I fought back. Then something took control of me.
        No, I’m not a werewolf. i’m a voidspawn.

        Reply
        • The Lance Rock says

          June 11, 2012 at 11:42 am

          All I know about voidspawns are that they can utilize the power of the void to travel anywhere and everywhere, But in my experience, it’s not what happened to you, It’s what happened to shewolf. Cyborg instincts claim she had transformed due to the full moon. Bit too early… however, Full moon made her lose control and go into a fit of blind rage. As to why she ended up coming to you… where you somehow using some sort of ability that could cause her to appear to you?

          But review:

          -Shewolf transformed, going into a fit of blind rage.

          -Probably, but not surely, you’ve made her come to you in her time of rage.

          Reply
          • Lycanthropic Paragon says

            June 11, 2012 at 11:48 am

            I had to distract her from something… A…. An orb! Yeah, an orb.

            Reply
            • The Lance Rock says

              June 11, 2012 at 11:51 am

              Are you talking about the orb that allows teleporting to anywhere possible to whoever wields it? If it’s something else, tell me what orb it is if you may.

              Reply
              • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                June 11, 2012 at 11:55 am

                No, it’s this orb that drives you mental. It was going around, showing these images of hell and such. It caught her sight. I was worried that she would be…! So I had to distract her in SOME way!

                Reply
                • The Lance Rock says

                  June 11, 2012 at 11:59 am

                  I’m familiar with it. You’ve done good and quick thinking by keeping it away from her. I trust you’re extremely durable against lycans? If you can try to… outform her, I mean, until she powers out. Hide the orb in the best place you could if you value her cerebral state.

                  Reply
                • The Lance Rock says

                  June 11, 2012 at 12:00 pm

                  I have faith that you can stand against your friend, defend her as well.

                  Reply
                  • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                    June 11, 2012 at 12:03 pm

                    NO! I think I hurt her. I think I hurt her…. Hurt….

                    Reply
                    • The Lance Rock says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:10 pm

                      How much pain have you dealt? Depending on the amount, she might be able to heal herself quickly, or you might need to take her to the hospital. Check if she whimpers, seriously. Check. If she does bring her to the hospital. Also, check her eyes. If she stares at you viciously, she will live. If she starts closing her eyes, take her to the nearest hospital.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:12 pm

                      Don’t worry about her, she changed back and is yelling at me again. The one I’m worried about is Alex. He’s stuck in the void.

                    • The Lance Rock says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:15 pm

                      Very well. Congratulations on outlasting her. As for alex; Do you have another orb, one that lets you move between the void and Earth? Or a leader that resides in the void?

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:17 pm

                      Yeah, the void lady. But she’s mysterious. She only appears when one of her “children” get seriously hurt. Or if someone threatens a dimension of the void.

                    • The Lance Rock says

                      June 11, 2012 at 12:23 pm

                      The… void lady?… Sorry; But even in my 200 years of conquering wars and ruling a kingdom of millions of lycans, I find that the void lady is one entity I cannot… deal with. But you are a voidspawn right? You are one of her children. And what would a leader do for her “children”? She would probably do at least one thing for you. Please, at least try to convince her to open a portal to the void. Try to communicate with Alex and check up on him from time to time. We don’t know, one of the void people might be provoked by his presence there. Ask her.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm

                      Don’t worry about getting to the void. The void grants us voidspawn easy access… If the void lady likes us. She says she sees something in me, so yes I am one of her favorites.

                      UPDATE!!** I think I pissed of shewolf. I started describing a human meal to her. Then she left.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      June 12, 2012 at 6:31 am

                      I dislike the void lady, spend just two hundred years under a voidrock and then she thinks she owns you. Luckily she can’t stand the smell of vinegar, or salami..

                    • Zyboragon says

                      June 12, 2012 at 6:31 am

                      I dislike the void lady, spend just two hundred years under a voidrock and then she thinks she owns you. Luckily she can’t stand the smell of vinegar, or salami..

                  • The Lance Rock says

                    June 11, 2012 at 12:41 pm

                    Paragon… Anything happening so far?

                    Reply
                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 1:51 pm

                      I made Shewolf
                      Go crazy. I think she started attacking her nurse. I was just describing a human meal to shewolf… Aw crud.

                    • The Lance Rock says

                      June 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

                      The best way to calm down a lycan is through the use of a muffin, preferably Seth’s own recipe, but any muffin will do. Find some. A good substitute is cupcakes; But run as fast as hell to find some muffins.

                    • The Lance Rock says

                      June 11, 2012 at 2:10 pm

                      Anyways… I’ve been wondering; Are you of Filipino descent somehow? My instincts keep telling me you are, but Cyborg scans say you are a voidwalker who was trained the ways of the void itself… Which are you? I’m fascinated. 😀 But still, How is alex?

    • Alex says

      June 12, 2012 at 1:35 am

      D@mn right you did…

      Reply
  17. The Lance Rock says

    June 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Hey guys… I’ve been meaning to ask… Has anyone seen pauzzis97?

    Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      June 11, 2012 at 1:52 pm

      She left along with Scarly.

      Reply
      • The Lance Rock says

        June 11, 2012 at 1:56 pm

        Aww… Well trails end I guess. /:)

        Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        June 12, 2012 at 6:21 am

        It’s too bad, I really like those two..

        Reply
        • The Lance Rock says

          June 12, 2012 at 6:34 am

          You and me both.

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            June 12, 2012 at 6:38 am

            Ah TLR, I’ve noticed your name popping up around here, how’s goes the survival?

            Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm

      Pauzzis; I wanted to inform you about the “flamers” that I saw on your site today. I;d say there were about 1 or 2. I don’t want to recap the words, so here’s the link (if you’re still here that is)

      You think they might be extremely bored cyborgs? Or just skeptic mortals? See here

      http://www.wix.com/pauzzis/monsterandco#!comments

      Reply
  18. Wolf Princess says

    June 11, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Nobody missed me..
    Nobody cared for me in my absence..
    All I got was betrayal…
    Why do I try to be good when being what everyone calls “evil” is so much easier, and more rewarding?
    Why do I try when I don’t have anyone who truly loves me?
    All I do is get played.. I get used and then dumped, thrown away…
    I’m worthless..
    IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU ALL?
    JUST A TOY?
    A SOULLESS CREATURE?
    NOT ANYMORE.
    Not anymore…
    Beware, for you have angered one of the most powerful forces here.
    I will exact my revenge.
    I swear it.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      June 12, 2012 at 6:17 am

      Hail Wolf Princess,

      Things are often not what they seem, I assure you that you have been missed dearly. I myself have been going crazy waiting to ask you how your survival is going, so.. how goes the surviving?

      P.S.
      Don’t call yourself worthless, everyone has purpose, it may be possible that you are experiencing one of those many life experiences in which things seem to be just plain awful. Stay strong and learn.

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        June 12, 2012 at 6:33 am

        I should also say that Bebe missed you as well..

        Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        June 13, 2012 at 10:01 pm

        Thank you so much….

        Reply
        • Baine Kaden Reid says

          June 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm

          Hi lady! R u okay?

          Reply
          • Wolf Princess says

            June 13, 2012 at 10:12 pm

            Yes, dear, I’m alright. *weak smile* Thank you.

            Reply
  19. Wolf Princess says

    June 11, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Nobody missed me..
    Nobody cared for me in my absence..
    All I got was betrayal…
    Why do I try to be good when being what everyone calls “ev1l” is so much easier, and more rewarding?
    Why do I try when I don’t have anyone who truly loves me?
    All I do is get played.. I get used and then dumped, thrown away…
    I’m worthless..
    IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU ALL?
    JUST A TOY?
    A SOULLESS CREATURE?
    NOT ANYMORE.
    Not anymore…
    Beware, for you have angered one of the most powerful forces here.
    I will exact my revenge.
    I swear it.

    Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 11, 2012 at 2:14 pm

      Calm, Lycan Royal Blood. Evil will get you nowhere but to hell. Revenge will get you nowhere but to more questions. Let all who have left you to rot be punished as they should; But this is not what you must do. I know; myself, truly what PAIN is. What it’s like to search for bloodlust. It was not worth my time. Calm. Do not waste time on revenge.

      Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 11, 2012 at 2:18 pm

      Somewhere in the world Someone will love you. I’ve had myself become Fate’s puppet to the point where the only thing I wanted to do was kill and give up. It’s not worth it. It will never be. A princess remains calm, no matter what kind. Lycan, Mortal, Vampire, it does not matter. You are a princess. Somehow, Many people love you.

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        June 13, 2012 at 10:02 pm

        Somehow? I want that one special someone, not unknown admirers…

        But you’re right..
        I must stay calm and regain my composure.
        I apologize, everyone..
        Deeply…

        Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 11, 2012 at 2:20 pm

      Let not one break you. Let not two take you. Let not three forsake you, Instead let your best make you. Calm Princess. You cannot let your beauty be outmatched by a blind fit of rage.

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        June 11, 2012 at 2:24 pm

        They all betrayed me.. The one I love…
        Nobody asked about me..
        He was the only one..
        But he doesn’t matter anymore.
        He’s dead to me after what he did.

        Reply
        • Lycanthropic Paragon says

          June 11, 2012 at 2:35 pm

          Hi there! Who are you?

          Reply
          • Wolf Princess says

            June 11, 2012 at 2:37 pm

            Who am I?
            Who am I?
            How dare you ask that!

            Reply
            • Lycanthropic Paragon says

              June 11, 2012 at 2:38 pm

              Oh, right. You’re Lady V’s daughter. I’m a voidspawn. Nice to meet you!

              Reply
              • Wolf Princess says

                June 11, 2012 at 2:40 pm

                You’ve known me.. I’ve known you…

                What happened to you?

                *reaches out to gently touch your face*

                Reply
                • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                  June 11, 2012 at 2:42 pm

                  *catches your hand* have we? *tongue slides out of my mouth and approaches your face*

                  Reply
                  • Wolf Princess says

                    June 11, 2012 at 2:43 pm

                    *closes my eyes*

                    Reply
                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 2:49 pm

                      *my tongue touches your cheek and licks, leaving sticky salivation covering your face*
                      Impossible… *tongue retracts*

                    • Wolf Princess says

                      June 11, 2012 at 2:51 pm

                      What’s impossible?
                      *looks for an answer in your eyes*

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 2:53 pm

                      I thought that I… *my grip on your hand gets gentle*
                      ……..

                    • Wolf Princess says

                      June 11, 2012 at 2:55 pm

                      *strengthens my grip on your hand*
                      What? Tell me, please.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 2:59 pm

                      Why don’t you tell me?

                    • Wolf Princess says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:01 pm

                      I would, but I don’t know what you want me to say.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:02 pm

                      I want you to say the truth.

                    • Wolf Princess says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:10 pm

                      What part of the truth?
                      The fact that I feel more alone now than ever before?
                      The fact that I just want to find someone to love and be loved by?

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:12 pm

                      You’ve grown so much… Since we last met.

                    • Alex says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:16 pm

                      If you really hatè me, you will let me do this. (pulls at sword and aims it at my heart)

                    • Wolf Princess says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:20 pm

                      I’ve changed? How so?

                      Alex.. Don’t..

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:22 pm

                      *tries to hug you* in so many ways… In so many ways…

                    • Alex says

                      June 11, 2012 at 3:23 pm

                      You don’t care. I go to comfort others while your gone. I’m caught in a trap. Either way I’ll díè. (moves sword closer to heart)

    • Agharna Phellan says

      June 11, 2012 at 5:05 pm

      I missed you, WP. 😐

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        June 13, 2012 at 10:03 pm

        Thank you.

        Reply
    • Seth says

      June 12, 2012 at 1:00 am

      Hail Wolf Princess,

      I missed you! I don’t always follow up with a reply to every survivor when they leave the site for a while. I know that sometimes personal survival issues can prevent being able to be on the site as much as one would like to be so I don’t necessarily want to intrude or pressure survivors but I can assure you that I missed you.

      Welcome back!

      Seth

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        June 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm

        Thank you, Seth..
        Be assured, I missed you all dearly..
        And now I feel stupid for posting what I did..
        I was upset and lost all composure.
        But I have it back now.

        Reply
    • Bebe says

      June 12, 2012 at 7:46 am

      Wolf Princess as Zyboragon has said I did miss you lots and I want you to know that Alex had miss you very much. When you were not here he got lonely and when Dren D!3D Poppy was lonely with 3 kids Alex and Poppy never dated they just went out a couple of times as friends. Please give Alex a second chance he can make you happy. 🙂

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        June 12, 2012 at 7:50 am

        Bebe!!!
        Good to see you.

        Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        June 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm

        I missed you too Bebe. *friendly nuzzle*

        Reply
        • Bebe says

          June 14, 2012 at 7:48 am

          Aaaawwww (gives you hug) 😀

          Reply
  20. Wolf Princess says

    June 11, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    *lets LP hug me, and returns the embrace* Explain, please…

    No Alex..
    *deep breath*
    If you go, I go with you.

    Reply
    • Alex says

      June 11, 2012 at 3:31 pm

      So you don’t hàte me.. (puts sword away) I wish I could make it up… You would never l0ve me again…

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        June 11, 2012 at 3:38 pm

        Well you did break me..

        Reply
        • Alex says

          June 11, 2012 at 3:39 pm

          I never want to hurt anyone… I’m full of mistakes…

          Reply
          • Wolf Princess says

            June 11, 2012 at 3:42 pm

            We all are.

            Reply
            • Alex says

              June 11, 2012 at 3:47 pm

              I try to… I try not to make mistakes… I made the biggest mistake.. I’m in a trap… I don’t want to stay in it.. I’m going to be alone… Forever… 😥

              Reply
              • Poppy says

                June 11, 2012 at 4:35 pm

                Alone…….children ran off to join the war……..alone…….I am alone……..

                Reply
                • Alex says

                  June 11, 2012 at 4:41 pm

                  I am lost of what to do…

                  Reply
                  • Poppy says

                    June 11, 2012 at 4:44 pm

                    Go to her Alex she needs you I need my kids there at war I have to go and be with them. Go to WP she needs you.

                    Reply
                    • Alex says

                      June 11, 2012 at 4:49 pm

                      Go with your kids… Go….

                    • Poppy says

                      June 11, 2012 at 4:52 pm

                      I will miss you Alex “gives you a hug”.

                    • Alex says

                      June 11, 2012 at 4:55 pm

                      Goodbye..

                    • Zyboragon says

                      June 12, 2012 at 6:36 am

                      Crafty lass…
                      Goodbye Poppy!
                      If you ever need anything you know how to contact me.

                • Agharna Phellan says

                  June 11, 2012 at 9:57 pm

                  Poppy, are you gonna be okay?

                  Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      June 11, 2012 at 3:45 pm

      *you feel warm blood crawl down your back* I don’t know… I’m just happy to see you again. To know you’re alive…! *more warm blood crawls down your back*

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        June 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm

        *flinches slightly at the feeling but holds tightly to you*
        I shouldn’t ever have left you.. Any of you…

        Reply
        • Lycanthropic Paragon says

          June 13, 2012 at 10:11 pm

          *notices blood and backs off*

          am I bleeding? I’m sorry, WP. I start bleeding when i get emotional…

          Reply
          • Wolf Princess says

            June 13, 2012 at 10:13 pm

            No, no, you’re quite alright. *holds out my arms for another embrace* I’m well used to blood at this point.
            And why are you getting emotional? What is there to be emotional about?

            Reply
  21. Alex says

    June 11, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    WP… Can you forgive me?

    Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      June 13, 2012 at 10:06 pm

      It may take some time..
      I just need a bit to figure myself out, alright?

      Reply
  22. T says

    June 11, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    Sorry to interrupt this touching moment but I have a serious problem and I need help!

    Reply
    • Alex says

      June 11, 2012 at 9:03 pm

      What’s the problem? No moments a bad one.

      Reply
      • The Lance Rock says

        June 12, 2012 at 12:30 am

        Greetings again… We’ve done lots of work to the connections takes overnight and are nearly done. We’re proud to say so. But besides that;

        Wolf Princess, I see you found out there is no need for evil. I find that good. In your heart lies something… divine. Forgiveness.

        Alex, Yes, She is right, We are all filled with mistakes. Do not feel too bad for yourself. Mistakes are merely… points that we can change. Objects we can learn from.

        To all of you Losh-i-rak Roklann. Hopefully this does not crash Seth’s site.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          June 12, 2012 at 1:04 am

          Hail The Lance Rock!

          Greetings. So far so good. Site not broken. Graham and I have done some reinforcing of the sites server and so we hope that this will make it more robust and able to handle the interstellar interweb.

          You have become very wise, have you been studying with a master of philosophy during your absence?

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
          • The Lance Rock says

            June 12, 2012 at 1:09 am

            Well I kinda threw one of the councilmen out of one of the castle towers… I read his book before throwing it away with him as well… He was very wise; yet very, very evil. For a 7,000 year old wiseman I never thought one would try to turn a chicken into a demonic golem…

            Speaking of the connection, we estimate that we will finish building by 6 hours of Earth time.

            Thanks Seth, and Losh-i-rak Roklann!

            Reply
        • Wolf Princess says

          June 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm

          Sometimes forgiveness ends up being a chink in my armour… But I’m glad to have it.

          Why couldn’t I have stuck with the ev1l facade?

          Reply
      • Seth says

        June 12, 2012 at 11:42 pm

        Big thanks to Alex & Z & TLR here for offering to help out the mysterious survivor T. Hope we can get to the bottom of this before it’s too late…

        Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 12, 2012 at 1:15 am

      T; what is your status? If you live, tell one of us the problem urgently please. We here are able to help.

      Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      June 12, 2012 at 6:41 am

      T, what’s the problem?

      Reply
    • Seth says

      June 12, 2012 at 11:45 pm

      Hail T,

      A belated thanks for checking into the site with your supernatural situation. As you can see, there are lots of long time survivors here who are qualified to help you deal with almost any survival situation. We all follow the Real Survivors Code here : no real names, locations or ages.

      Remember that and your survival is our survival.

      Seth

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      June 14, 2012 at 7:52 am

      Hello T nice to meet you I hope you are getting the help that you need I’m Bebe Zyboragon’s wife. Welcome to the site. 🙂

      Reply
  23. Alex says

    June 12, 2012 at 12:25 am

    WP??

    Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 12, 2012 at 12:34 am

      Calm, Alex. It’s times like these that remain hard to be known. But please, if she says no, Do your best to be more… “forgivable”. Please relax though Alex. I’m not criticizing you, nor am I judging your wellness in you lovelife. No. I’ve known you for quite some time now. I do this as your friend. This is not something you need to follow. But do try; for her.

      Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 12, 2012 at 12:36 am

      If she accepts your apology; I greet you into another chapter of yours and her life. And I bid thee, Good luck.

      Reply
      • Bebe says

        June 14, 2012 at 7:55 am

        Hello Lance Rock I’m Bebe Zyboragon’s wife 😀 Welcome to the site. 🙂

        Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      June 13, 2012 at 10:08 pm

      Just look at your past comments..
      And thank you, Lance. For everything.

      Reply
  24. Ar'gannis says

    June 12, 2012 at 3:21 am

    Sire, the comms satellite and the portals are finished. Roklannite to Earth connection has been fully secured.

    Reply
    • The Lance Rock says

      June 12, 2012 at 3:26 am

      Well done, knight. However, we must fortify the connection. Encase everything but the satellite’s dish with Roklannite Hyper Alloy steel. Who knows; The Siren Brigade might try shooting that dish. It’ll definitely be a whole lot of waste; also arm all pportals and the satellite with our finest Gamma rays. I will be on your side of Roklann to see to it that our connection is really established. Losh-i-rak Roklann, Ar’gannis. With trust, I hope we can do this well.

      Reply
      • Ar'gannis says

        June 12, 2012 at 3:28 am

        My King, I do intend to ask, do you have anymore of those delightful pastry from Earth? The ones that appear as faunarus; only less ugly and green and more tastiness and joy?

        Reply
        • The Lance Rock says

          June 12, 2012 at 3:29 am

          Muffins? Ah, yes. I brought enough to fit 2 floors of the castle. I’ll bring a few when I come over there.

          Reply
          • Lycanthropic Paragon says

            June 12, 2012 at 3:42 am

            *yawns and raises head*
            (what’s so great about muffins?)
            *lowers head again*

            Reply
            • The Lance Rock says

              June 12, 2012 at 5:40 am

              Heh. Well Paragon, as you may know, It’s a natural werewolf aphrodisiac, Like blood is to vampires, skin is to cannibals and Energy sources to cyborgs. As you can see in the info above about werewolves. And do you remember the time when I told you to give Shewolf a muffin to calm her down? Well; Let me assure you, if it’s one thing a lycan would love it’s a muffin.

              Reply
              • Zyboragon says

                June 12, 2012 at 6:45 am

                In my area, the werewolves seem to be turning down muffins and stealing pies in return..

                Reply
                • The Lance Rock says

                  June 12, 2012 at 11:21 am

                  Yes; While muffins are aphrodisiacs (they are and will always be) Rumours of an extremely amazing baker making these pies that taste like muffins but have that great texture of pies Have been known. Have you tried those kind of pies Z? I have, and they’re as heavenly as hell. Unfortunately, the baker from my planet died. 🙁 Shame… But uhh, yes, pies; if baked well, can make a lycan turn down a muffin.

                  Reply
                  • Zyboragon says

                    June 12, 2012 at 1:28 pm

                    I believe that in a world as constantly changing as this one, the word “always” is dangerous, no, I’m afraid that the werewolves around here are going after any kind of pie, whether I make it or purchase it from a store.
                    There are no absolutes in the world my friend.

                    Reply
    • Bebe says

      June 14, 2012 at 7:57 am

      Ar’gannis welcome … sounds like your quite busy…:)

      Reply
  25. Mr. Mutt says

    June 12, 2012 at 8:50 am

    7:00 a.m. A cave in the Rockies.
    I look down at Ices body, he hasn’t moved for a few days now. Ofilia walks up beside me.
    “so Void Lady turned you back into a Hybrid?”
    “yes”
    “I don’t trust her”
    “no one trust her if they’re wise Ofilia”
    “it’s probably a trick”
    “how?”
    Suddenly Ices eyes fly open
    “Ice?!”
    “nope”
    he flicks his hand and I fly across the room
    “I’ve taken this time to assert complete control over Ices body. With him as a vessel, your all doomed.”
    “Ēvil”
    “yep”
    he looks towards my pups and smiles
    “well don’t these look adorable?”
    Susan and Nightshade growl and turn into shadows, Ēvil frowns.
    “they’re smart like me and Ofilia too”
    Ēvil flowers at me raises his hand and collapses the roof on top of me.

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      June 12, 2012 at 8:53 am

      *glowers! I will have auto corrects soul!!!

      Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      June 12, 2012 at 8:56 am

      EviI! How are you buddy!

      Reply
      • Bebe says

        June 12, 2012 at 9:03 am

        you leave them alone.(grabs the pups) and backs up out of the cave.

        Reply
        • Bebe says

          June 12, 2012 at 9:21 am

          (scratch the first reply)^ Susan, Nightshade you can stay with me and Zyboragon untill the danger is over.

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            June 12, 2012 at 9:24 am

            The hatchlings won’t understand… They’ll think we brought them puppies…

            Reply
            • Bebe says

              June 12, 2012 at 9:26 am

              LOL puppies or a snack…

              Reply
              • Mr. Mutt says

                June 12, 2012 at 9:37 am

                *Ofilia leaps in growling*
                Me: it’s okay Ofilia, she’s just joking.
                Ofilia: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
                Me: why don’t you stay with Bebe? I have Ēvil to hunt. Z, do you know where Zanthre is?

                Reply
                • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                  June 12, 2012 at 10:45 am

                  WOAH!

                  Reply
                • Bebe says

                  June 14, 2012 at 7:59 am

                  Ofilia I would never hurt your babies I just want them safe…:)

                  Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              June 13, 2012 at 9:02 am

              Z do you know where Zanthre is?

              Reply
    • Anerian says

      June 14, 2012 at 12:36 pm

      WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!

      Mutt hasn’t said we’re boned yet!!! Dammit! That means I have to say it!!!

      We’re so damn bon– *SMACK* ( THAT’S MY LINE!!!)

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        June 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm

        Exactly. And I’ll only say it when I think we are.

        Reply
        • Anerian says

          June 14, 2012 at 1:21 pm

          Alright, alright…

          Can you hear the glorious sounds of my babies? Still in their shells, yet trying to call to me…

          Reply
  26. The Lance Rock says

    June 12, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Greetings Seth! I’ve finished my planet’s side of the connection to Earth. Will come and stay there for a couple of weeks to fortify Earth’s comms satellite as well. It’s cloaked and can only be seen through Roklannite vision… Well that’s all for now. Losh-i-rak Roklann!

    Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      June 12, 2012 at 11:52 am

      Hey, Lance Rock! What’s going on? Magandang Umaga!… Well it is in America… Anyways, I hope you and your Rocklannite buddies will have a SPLENDID time here. 😈 😈 😈

      Reply
      • the lance rock says

        June 13, 2012 at 3:05 am

        Thanks for welcoming me Paragon! It’s highly appreciated. We have just arrived, Middle-eastern Earth; Specifically a country called Bahrain. We’re on foot going to America… Heh, we live for these races… I’m sorry, but ironically, I won’t be able to communicate so much as to when I’m in Roklann, Busy three days coming to us here in Earth, But thanks for welcoming me! 😀

        Reply
  27. T says

    June 12, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Sorry for the delay. Dealing with a bunch craziness. I’d give you my real identity but I a lot on my mind. I am currently in hiding from a fallen angel/kitsune hybrid that wants my head. She’s threatening to bring her comrades along with her. Ideas or assistance would be nice!

    Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      June 12, 2012 at 1:47 pm

      Hey, T! I would help you, but I find that when I start to battle, my instincts start taking over, more than I’d like it to. Anyways, Why not try exploiting the Angel-kitsune’s weaknesses? Play a lyre, then Get one of your human friends to show a lot of emotion. Kitsunes love emotion, can’t get enough of it. So, it’ll give you enough time to either get away (and leave your poor human friend to be eaten) or flank the angel-kitsune.

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        June 12, 2012 at 1:54 pm

        Well, as much as I’d like to support LP’s idea, I do not support using humans as bait.

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          June 12, 2012 at 2:09 pm

          He’s rightous like that.

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            June 12, 2012 at 2:22 pm

            What do you mean?

            Reply
            • Alex says

              June 12, 2012 at 2:29 pm

              Use anything full of emotion as bait… He means your always in defense of humans •_•

              Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      June 12, 2012 at 1:51 pm

      Hail T,

      Why is this fallen angel/kitsune hybrid after you? It’s always best to keep moving while trying to stay somewhat hidden, if you can provide any more details about your situation it would be most beneficial.
      In the meantime, what can I do to help?

      Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      June 12, 2012 at 2:07 pm

      An Angel/Kitsune hybrid? That’s a new one. Okay well here are the weaknesses of both races
      Angels: playing a Harp or lyre will entrance them. If you can get any, angels can’t cross a line of burning holy oil so holy oil moltav cocktails work extremely well.
      Kitsune: these bunch are tricky. Never show emotion infront of them, they are the Japanese Vampire. Except they don’t drink blood they devourer emotions. Kitsune will try to scare you just to eat your fear. Now to stop these deadly foxes. Blessed Bullets. Get them blessed by a shinto priest or priestest, unload one of these babys into it and that kitsune won’t get up. Their star balls. These are hard to find but all Kitsune have a little orb called a hoshi no tama. They contain the Kitsunes entire being, if you break it the kitsune dies. You can use it to bargain with them also. Finally the Sin of Regret. You have to make a Kitsune regret it’s descisions. It will kīll the Kitsune instantly. For more advice I’d ask TK, or Half-Breed if you see them around.
      Mutt Out

      Reply
  28. T says

    June 12, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Also, I’m new to this site and I’ve read the comments about war and alternate dimensions and this “Void” place. If somebody can tell me what the heck is going on I’d love to know. I just became a werewolf last week so I’m not familiar with this type of stuff.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      June 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm

      The void is a realm, it’s an empty hole in the universe where time doesn’t flow. The void that is talked about most is the realm of VAL, I’m not going to discuss that though.. Anyways, it’s just a depressing place full of void chipmunks that can stretch for eternity because the realm knows no boundary.
      It is like hell without the flames.

      Reply
      • Lycanthropic Paragon says

        June 12, 2012 at 3:23 pm

        HEY!!!
        That flameless hell hole is my HOME!!!!

        Reply
        • Alex says

          June 12, 2012 at 3:29 pm

          The home in which you almost killèd me in… VAL is Z’s old wife, I think. It’s like a place full of annoying and creepy creatures. Also Matt, you did a lot of regrettable things last night. (most of them hurt me :/)

          Reply
        • Alex says

          June 12, 2012 at 3:30 pm

          In which you almost kîlled me in. You did some bàd things last night also, most of them aimed at me.

          Reply
          • Lycanthropic Paragon says

            June 12, 2012 at 3:33 pm

            I did?
            ………….
            I can’t remember anything…

            Reply
            • Alex says

              June 12, 2012 at 3:53 pm

              😛

              Reply
    • Ice says

      June 12, 2012 at 3:54 pm

      It was created to seperate Me from your precious little world. It worked for eons. So you can imagine I’m Hungry 😈

      Reply
  29. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    June 12, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    !!!!!! Guys, I’m with Anerian! She’s about to give birth! I’mm going to follow her into the void and find a proper nest.

    MATT out.

    Reply
    • Ice says

      June 12, 2012 at 3:59 pm

      Ooo food 😈

      Reply
      • Anerian says

        June 12, 2012 at 4:00 pm

        ĒvíI? Is that you…?

        Reply
        • Ice says

          June 12, 2012 at 4:07 pm

          Do I know you?

          Reply
          • Anerian says

            June 12, 2012 at 4:11 pm

            AH!…

            …………………..

            Yeah… Remember…? 32 million years ago?… I was a whelp lost in the void… And you found me…

            Reply
            • Ice says

              June 12, 2012 at 4:15 pm

              Yes I find plenty of people lost in that pit. Why didn’t I eat you?

              Reply
              • Anerian says

                June 12, 2012 at 4:20 pm

                I don’t know… You… Always just stared at me.

                I remember crying for my mother as I wandered the void. Then you came along. You picked me up. You just looked me over, and brought me with you…

                Reply
                • Ice says

                  June 12, 2012 at 4:26 pm

                  Please tell me I tortured you.

                  Reply
                  • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                    June 12, 2012 at 4:30 pm

                    Sorry Mr….. ĒvįI, but the birthing began.

                    Reply
  30. T says

    June 12, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Okay, thank you. I’ll report back when my deed is done.

    Reply
  31. T says

    June 12, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    That was surprisingly fast! Many thanks Mr Mutt for telling me about the Sin of Regret. It was the only option I had left and it worked! However this experience was not at all satisfying for me…

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      June 12, 2012 at 4:34 pm

      Glad I could be of assistance, I can truthfully say it’s a real pain to have to figure these things out in the feild. I’m suprised that the sin of Regret worked. I’ve only seen it once before. Kitsune ain’t really the repenting type.

      Reply
    • Alex says

      June 12, 2012 at 5:26 pm

      What chu mean?

      Reply
      • T says

        June 13, 2012 at 1:56 am

        I wonder……….nevermind. Now, out of gratitude, I’d be happy to help you in whatever problems you have. My little experience sparked my fighting spirit and I’m ready to get my claws dirty!

        Reply
        • Alex says

          June 13, 2012 at 7:27 am

          Thanks T 😉

          Reply
  32. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    June 12, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Anerian has never given birth to eggs before but… She knows what to do!

    She made a nest out of this black stuff that gets solid when it comes in contact with air.

    Reply
  33. Raven says

    June 12, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    Hello everyone. Glad I am back? I am *groans* happy to be back. You know what?! I don’t care what you think. I’ll be the bad guy! Who cares about Raven?! You h8ters! Why would I ever be concerned about Raven?! I am all alone in the fre@king woods! In a place I don’t even know about! I think I’m somewhere in Colorado. *screams*. WHY DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT ME?!?!!!!!. *in a scared voice* why? Why? WHY?! *silent cries*. You are not even asking about me. Where is everyone? Smithy, ARC, Bebe? how long have I been gone? T@KE TH@T H@TERS! Oh, and welcome to T and the lance rock. What are you two. Anyone I forgot to mention, well I never really—-

    RAVEN OUT.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      June 13, 2012 at 5:23 am

      Nobody hátes you Raven, we often get caught up in certain situations and shamefully, we overlook your posts.
      I would like to personally apologize and I understand if you feel neglected. You are a fellow survivor and you should be treated as such. I’m sorry.

      Reply
    • the lance rock says

      June 13, 2012 at 12:21 pm

      Greetings Raven; thank you for the welcoming; like what I said to my friend Paragon it is highly appreciated if anybody welcomes me. I’ve been to Seth’s before, around the Zombie month of 2010. I disappeared long ago to travel to my planet, but uhh let’s forget about that for now 🙂 And Nobody hates you Raven, As you can see everyone here is cheerful in their own style and way; I mean, we’re cool with laughing even if we’re heting tortured. Wait… i think that’s just me… Anyways, Nobody’s hating on you, like
      Z said, so calm. In this place; we all care for each other. Even the bad ones. (There are still no bad ones, we’re a happy bunch this time.)

      Welcome back, and thanks for the Welcoming!

      Losh-i-rak Roklann; TLR

      Reply
    • the lance rock says

      June 13, 2012 at 12:31 pm

      I meant ‘being on heting… Just, relax bud. Z’s right we’re always so busy with the crisis at hand that we often overlook comments. I’m going to apologize as well. 🙂 Take it easy on yourself. We value every lycan, dragon voidspawn, and tops; every monster out there.

      Reply
      • the lance rock says

        June 13, 2012 at 1:45 pm

        I don’t believe I’ve answered your question though; I’m a cyber werewolf, technically, but in scientific terms; I’m only a genetically repaired and cybernetically enhanced Roklannite werewolf; I’m from the Andromeda hidden galaxy, my planet is the most advanced in technology due to it beig able to repair itself after every war. My return to Roklann further increased technology, as my cybernetic powers allow me to scan and print out blueprints, combined with my creative mind. Well, I’m also Ruler of the millions of Roklannites; my reign has only been 212 out of 1,000 Roklannite years; and 1 Earth month is only a day in Roklann as well. Kinda told my whole backstory there huh? Hehe.

        T’s been a werewolf for a week now, and he just pwned an Angel-Kitsune. So, I’m guessin he’s got like special lycan powers, as well as good team playership, as he gladly listened to the advice of our fellow Survivors here; but we have much more to know anout him. He siows promise

        Reply
        • The Master says

          June 13, 2012 at 1:58 pm

          Hello. I Am The Master. Rocklannite King, How Are You On This Fine Mortal Day?

          Reply
          • the lance rock says

            June 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm

            I’m well; thank you very much. No casualties here. How are you?

            Oh, I’m curious about one thing though; Do you know anybody from old times? Like stigma or Scarly? Your name… just seems to ring a bell. But it’s nice to have known you, The Master.

            Reply
            • Alex says

              June 13, 2012 at 3:12 pm

              I remember almost anyone who has talked to me over the course of the 2 and a half years I’ve been here 😀

              Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              June 13, 2012 at 3:18 pm

              Hey TLR! The master is one of Stigmas incarnations. Just a heads up.

              Reply
              • The Master says

                June 13, 2012 at 3:35 pm

                Yes, Muttykins, You Are Correct.

                Reply
              • the lance rock says

                June 14, 2012 at 1:11 am

                thank you, Mr. Mutt. :D, and once again; nice meeting you the Master.

                Reply
                • Baine Kaden Reid says

                  June 14, 2012 at 1:14 am

                  Hi Mr. Lance Rock. Im teh kid of Stigma. He was mie fahter… Til… Til he… *starts to cry*

                  Reply
                  • Alex says

                    June 14, 2012 at 1:42 am

                    Don’t ask him, he’s really upset.

                    Reply
                    • Baine Kaden Reid says

                      June 14, 2012 at 1:46 am

                      ….. *sniffle*…….

                    • the lance rock says

                      June 14, 2012 at 7:20 am

                      I know what happened. It came in a vision before i left. Sorry for… you know. Your dad. But make the best of your loss. I had my whole planet explode, like what i said, But I accepted Earth. You know; Something like that.

                    • Anerian says

                      June 14, 2012 at 12:30 pm

                      Hey TLR, it’s nice to know that there’s still monsters like you running around; not causing trouble, peace, don’t make kids cry, DON’T SMASH EGGS, and… You know, the likes of that.

    • Alex says

      June 13, 2012 at 3:10 pm

      I’m sorry raven… I’ve been to caught up in my own mess.

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      June 14, 2012 at 8:04 am

      Hi Raven where have you been I missed you. I hope your going to be ok … 🙂

      Reply
  34. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    June 13, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    Wow. I enerered the nest… And it’s just… Well, the floor as eggs covering almost every square inch. 376 eggs in all. Don’t ask how all that fit in her stomach. (well she was rendered immobile in the last days of her maternity) well anyways, she’s sleeping now, all propped up with the black substance, watching over the eggs. And she doesn’t look happy when anyone enters the room. Even me.

    Reply
  35. Raven says

    June 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Thank you for the welcome back. Am I the only female on here? Anyway, I’d rather hang out with the dudes. You guys are awesome. Alex, what are you at this time period? Has anyone seen Jaffa? If you look on the Witch page, he was turning me back to myself but he disappeared I beleive. IF THERE IS ANY WITCH/WIZARD ON SOS AT THE MOMENT, REPORT TO THE WITCH PAGE THIS INSTANT

    Reply
  36. Akantha says

    June 13, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    Hey everyone! 😀 Guess who’s back from the underworld!! So what did I miss?

    Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      June 13, 2012 at 8:13 pm

      Hey Akantha! Nice to meet you! I’m Matt, I’m a friend of Anerian,. Sorry, she refuses to talk because of her… Eggs.

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      June 14, 2012 at 8:07 am

      Hi Akantha how is the underworld ? welcome back…:)

      Reply
  37. Akantha says

    June 13, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Hi Matt it’s a pleasure to meet you, but who’s anerian?

    Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      June 13, 2012 at 8:53 pm

      Anerian is the latest ex-wife of Arghana.

      Reply
  38. Akantha says

    June 13, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    Crap I have to go help brad… Again bye!

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      June 13, 2012 at 10:22 pm

      A-kanthan?

      Reply
  39. Avalon "T" says

    June 13, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    I might as well tell my story since I’ve been through the impossible. My real name is Avalon. I used to be a slave to a witch that I had killed and taught myself witchcraft. My current werewolf state hasn’t interfered with my power so you can basically call me a Werewolf Warlock. I’m still getting used to this entire concept of the Void and all this crazy business, but I’m ready.

    Reply
    • the lance rock says

      June 14, 2012 at 7:31 am

      Avalon; That’s a good hybrid you made yourself into. Bitten or Genetic?

      Oh; Not to be rude or a Word-nerd; But it’s called Werelock 🙂

      Reply
      • Avalon says

        June 14, 2012 at 9:08 am

        Werelock it is then! I like it! And I was bitten. Not fun.

        Reply
        • Alex says

          June 14, 2012 at 12:27 pm

          Nom. I use Magic also.

          Reply
  40. Ice says

    June 13, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Hello survivors of SOS. I am here to give you an option. You can join me as Zanthre did, and serve me for eternity. Or you can watch as I kīll you all one by one. Tommorow I will raise the dēad of this planet unleashing all of the enemies you have kīlled in the Caves of Oregon. If you wish to be on the winning side you will join me there. If you wish for a reletively short dēath meet me there. You cannot hope to defeat me in battle. That is all.

    Reply
    • Baine Kaden Reid says

      June 13, 2012 at 11:24 pm

      Ice?

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        June 13, 2012 at 11:30 pm

        Ice: I didn’t say that!
        Me: oh snap ensueing time paradox!!! Kids why don’t you take a nap and don’t come on the site until after Thursday okay? Greeat!

        Reply
        • Baine Kaden Reid says

          June 13, 2012 at 11:33 pm

          But i like this site. A lot.

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            June 13, 2012 at 11:35 pm

            I know but it’s just for a little while. And if you don’t, something bad is going to happen, you don’t want that do you?

            Reply
            • Baine Kaden Reid says

              June 13, 2012 at 11:40 pm

              *starts to cry* like waht happen whit dad?

              Reply
              • Mr. Mutt says

                June 13, 2012 at 11:43 pm

                No but you will start liking girls. And clothing.

                Reply
                • Baine Kaden Reid says

                  June 13, 2012 at 11:45 pm

                  WAHT?! EWWWWW!!!

                  Reply
                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    June 13, 2012 at 11:47 pm

                    So your not going to come on until after Thursday right?

                    Reply
                    • Baine Kaden Reid says

                      June 13, 2012 at 11:53 pm

                      … ill think abowt it.

                    • Damion says

                      June 14, 2012 at 3:16 am

                      Mr Mutt the furry little pigeon.

                    • Anerian says

                      June 14, 2012 at 12:42 pm

                      If Mutt was a pigeon, then you’re a piece of bread: delicious, nutritious. Small enough for all to eat and want more, and… Er….

    • Zanthre says

      June 13, 2012 at 11:28 pm

      Oh yeah!!!
      Big scary eviI! I’m not afraid of you!! Meanie.

      Reply
      • Alex says

        June 13, 2012 at 11:33 pm

        Ignor him. He won’t hurt you.

        Reply
        • Ice says

          June 13, 2012 at 11:38 pm

          Why wouldn’t I? I’d love to flāy the skin off of that brāt.

          Reply
          • Alex says

            June 13, 2012 at 11:53 pm

            I’d love to do the same to you!

            Reply
            • Ice says

              June 13, 2012 at 11:57 pm

              Then go ahead and try tomorrow. You know where I’ll be.

              Reply
          • Baine Kaden Reid says

            June 13, 2012 at 11:57 pm

            Ice, y r u b ing such a meenie?

            Reply
            • Alex says

              June 14, 2012 at 12:02 am

              He doesn’t like people. It’s okay, he won’t hurt any of you.

              Reply
            • Ice says

              June 14, 2012 at 12:09 am

              I’m not Ice. I am Ēvil. And this one liēs to you, I will hurt you.

              Reply
              • Kole says

                June 14, 2012 at 12:13 am

                great as soon as I get back 3vil comes back too! Gods I just jinx everyone dont I?

                Reply
                • Ice says

                  June 14, 2012 at 12:35 am

                  I’ve been here for days. Have nice nightmares 😈

                  Reply
                  • Avalon says

                    June 14, 2012 at 12:41 am

                    *Sigh* Another psychopath threatening to kill us all. Typical.

                    Reply
                    • Anerian says

                      June 14, 2012 at 12:38 pm

                      You get used to it on the fifth time 😉

    • Bebe says

      June 14, 2012 at 8:11 am

      I’m sorry Ice but I choose the side of good and my son will not be joining you…you can try to k!ll me but you will fail.

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      June 14, 2012 at 8:27 am

      I don’t think so Ev!l I’m saying on the side of good….leave my son alone before I get mad………… 😡 😡 😡

      Reply
  41. Akantha says

    June 14, 2012 at 12:16 am

    dang Ipod it keeps saying im kole!

    Reply
  42. Anerian says

    June 14, 2012 at 12:22 am

    Enerion. Sister… My children… Do you wish to see…?

    Reply
    • Zanthre says

      June 14, 2012 at 12:37 am

      Enerion? What’s an Enerion?

      Reply
      • Anerian says

        June 14, 2012 at 12:51 am

        SHE’S one of your dad’s friends.

        Reply
  43. Anerian says

    June 14, 2012 at 12:54 am

    SHE’S one of your dad’s friends. A REALLY good friend.

    Reply
    • Damion says

      June 14, 2012 at 3:13 am

      And soon she will be d3@d.

      Reply
      • Bebe says

        June 14, 2012 at 8:31 am

        No she won’t Damion you will not touch her….. 😡

        Reply
      • Ice says

        June 14, 2012 at 9:02 am

        Damion shove a sock in it.

        Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        June 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

        Damion thinks he can take Enerion? That would be a funny fight to watch, are there any betting tables?

        Reply
      • Anerian says

        June 14, 2012 at 12:22 pm

        Does he REALLY think he can take on ENERION? HA! My sister will rip the skin and flesh off your bone before you even scratch her. Believe me, or any of my siblings.

        She.
        Will.
        KiII.
        You.

        Reply
  44. the lance rock says

    June 14, 2012 at 7:25 am

    Evil, whoever the hell you are, you got lots of guts trying to threaten US where we SOLVE problems like you. i don’t know if you possessed Ice, or if you ARE Ice, but you might as well have your ugly buttocks leaving this place. You’re facing Dragons and Werewolves, Voidspawns and Demons. Oh, and I won’t hesitate to bring Kratos here.

    Reply
  45. Avalon says

    June 14, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Ok, sorry for all the crazy requests, but if I’m going to be a part of this I need to know who I’m relying on. Can someone catch me up on just who everyone is and what has been going on?

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      June 14, 2012 at 9:45 am

      K well Im Mutt, I’m a Hybrid. There’s Zyboragon, who’s a giant metal dragon, and his wife Bebe who is a dragon, and there kids Jade, Hope, Omar, and Zanthre. Then there’s Lycanthropic Paragon and her sister, they’re both voidspawn. Alex who is a Dragon/Mage. If you ever need magical help I’d go to him. Then there TK, And Doc, they’re both embodiements of time. Then there’s Half Breed, no one knows what the heck he is. Then there’s Poppy, also a dragon. Next Wolf Princess, she’s a dēmon wolf. And finaly there’s the original dęmon known as Ēvil, who is currently possesing my aprentice Ices body. Not to be confused with young Ice who is the younger version of old Ice. There’s a lot of time traveling on this site.

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        June 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

        I would like to properly introduce myself, I am Zyboragon, I am an angelic cyborg ghost dragon, I’m basically just a cyborg dragon though. My scales are forged of their own metal.

        Reply
      • Anerian says

        June 14, 2012 at 12:25 pm

        Hey Mutt, you a-hole, you forgot DREN! We will bring him back and he will help!!! Things like this made him leave, but we will bring him BACK!!!

        Reply
      • Larcus says

        June 14, 2012 at 2:56 pm

        Name’s Larcus, I’m a vampiric gargoyle. I used to be a cyborg clone of Zyboragon named ARC, I’m walking my own road now.

        Reply
        • Akantha says

          June 14, 2012 at 2:59 pm

          That’s a shame I’ll miss the old ARC.

          Reply
          • Larcus says

            June 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

            It’s not a shame, my decision was based on Iove, for Jessy.
            I became human, had her turn me vampire..it’s brilliant.
            I don’t know what has happened that made me return to my gargoyle state…

            Reply
            • Larcus says

              June 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

              So much is happening..eviI isn’t alone! There are others staying hidden…waiting.

              Reply
              • The Lance Rock says

                June 14, 2012 at 3:11 pm

                Hello Larcus, I sensed it as well. Hidden; Rotting Undead; Followers of an unknown cult as well. Evil’s disgusting presence in Ice makes me feel sorry for the young one.

                Reply
            • Akantha says

              June 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

              I see, but where is jessy?

              Reply
              • Larcus says

                June 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

                That’s the question I seek to answer.
                I was captured, now I separated… I must find her.

                Reply
                • Jessy says

                  June 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm

                  Larcus I’m here.

                  Reply
              • Agharna Phellan says

                June 14, 2012 at 7:54 pm

                Akantha, please speak to me! 😥

                Reply
                • Akantha says

                  June 14, 2012 at 8:23 pm

                  hey phellan, im just going to go ahead and apologize for the distanced replys because apperantly ceberus think my ipod is a chew toy.

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    June 14, 2012 at 10:04 pm

                    Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    June 14, 2012 at 10:07 pm

                    😥 😥 😥

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      June 14, 2012 at 11:13 pm

                      😥 Why’d you abandon me? 😥

                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    June 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

                    😥 😥 😥 I missed you, Akantha. 😥 😥 😥

                    Reply
                    • Akantha says

                      June 15, 2012 at 4:27 pm

                      Agharna you and I both know I couldn’t ignore a summons from my dad, who is going to ki|| me.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      June 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm

                      😥 😥 😥

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      June 15, 2012 at 4:47 pm

                      I haven’t stopped crying in days. It hurts me, but I missed you so, I didn’t notice.

                    • Akantha says

                      June 15, 2012 at 4:51 pm

                      Please stop crying!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      June 15, 2012 at 5:06 pm

                      (sniff)
                      As you wish. 🙁

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      June 16, 2012 at 7:55 pm

                      I… Thought you left… Forever…

    • Baine Kaden Reid says

      June 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm

      N im baine!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀

      Reply
    • the lance rock says

      June 14, 2012 at 1:25 pm

      Well yeah that’s practically everyone Mr. mutt said, But don’t forget Seth; And Evil may seem, well “Evil”… But relax, When I commented about his guts; Let’s just say I don’t respond nicely to threats. But well; I’m pretty sure you can rely on anyone here. 😀

      Reply
    • Silvermoon says

      August 19, 2012 at 5:43 pm

      I’m Silvermoon..an M-Shifter!!(wolf)

      Reply
  46. Anerian says

    June 14, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Avalon, let me say that this stuff reoccurs, so you better get used to this. But don’t worry, we always come out on top!!!

    Now… I need help with baby names.

    Reply
    • Avalon says

      June 14, 2012 at 6:55 pm

      Baby names? I don’t know, Abbie or Darius or Krystal.

      Reply
  47. Avalon says

    June 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Thanks a lot. Nice to officially meet you all. Now for the issue in front of us. Whoever you are Evil, you are outnumbered and outmatched.

    Reply
    • Alex says

      June 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm

      Even though we sound outmatched, we shouldnt underestimate him.

      Reply
  48. the lance rock says

    June 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Mr. Mutt I just wanted to ask? Is Evil still possessing your apprentice; You know, Even if i commented… And uhh, Honestly even if I went around sayin that; I don’t mean anything by it; I just like really find it uncomfortable if a guy takes control of another body just to threaten others. No matter how strong; No matter if I hve to send every single man I have… I live by a law; “The Ga-kkrosh’in” translated means “Fearslay”. In it states that no Man may attempt to take others and harm in their name. So even if “he” is useful, I’mma have to; if not kill him, contain him. Kinda a long story so just lemme get back to the question; Is Evil possessing your apprentice? And is it okay if I kinda like, you know… “Flame him” from time to time? Sorry, i just really don’t feel comfortable when some guy tries that kind of thing; Especially with kids around.

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    • Mr. Mutt says

      June 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

      Yes TLR he is still possesing Ice. And even if you “flame him” you’ll find it hard to actually kīll Ices body. He literally heal faster than he burns. As for Ēvil, even if you kīll iIve, Ēvils a dęmon so he’ll just move on to so other body. We might, be able to throw Ēvil back across the void, but I’d prefer it if we could exercize him from Ice first.

      Reply
    • Anerian says

      June 14, 2012 at 2:21 pm

      Lance Rock, let me just make it clear.

      You.
      Will.
      Not.
      KiII.
      Ice.

      You won’t. (an unbearable screeching is heard across the realms) oh, my whelps… It’s okay momma’s here…

      Reply
      • The Lance Rock says

        June 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm

        Evil, if that is you speaking; know, I do not intend to kill demons. I intend to have them tortured brutally. You do not know who you talk to. I am mercy to kindness; Hell to Evil; and apparently; that’s you. So one thing straight.

        I
        will
        Not
        Kill
        Your
        Buttocks.

        Let’s get one thing straight, demon, I have no time for a coward who threatens me by possessing others. I’ve worked for ten of your kind, and when they all started backstabbing me, none of them lived.

        Reply
      • The Lance Rock says

        June 14, 2012 at 2:39 pm

        however if that’s you, Anerian; I WILL NOT KILL ICE. Only Evil. And I have one way of getting cowardly demons out of their hosts

        Reply
  49. Anerian says

    June 14, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    *smile* the eggs look so nice nestled together. It’s too bad I don’t have my mate Markem to share this sight with…

    Reply
  50. Ar'gannis says

    June 14, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Sire? My King Lance Rock, Roklann is reading you loud and clear. Time of transmission since your Hyper Rocket Mail arrived is 5 Earth seconds. Speed of Earth browser is as fast as 2 Earth seconds per webpage.

    Reply
    • Baine Kaden Reid says

      June 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm

      Hello my dear Rocklannite subject A’ghannis…

      Reply
      • The Master says

        June 14, 2012 at 2:59 pm

        Sorry, wrong account. I am the master.

        Reply
        • Ar'gannis says

          June 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm

          Hello! Nice meetin you Mister Master. Uhh… Mister The Master. The mister master? Forgive me; I’m very concerned about my King. The Master? Ahh yes let’s go with that. Nice meeting you! Please tell me the king will not be alone in Slaying Evil! Oh, an could you pass this to everyone? The king sent this to me;

          “Ar’gannis; Should I die facing Evil in his foul buttocks; Know, I have died attempting to exorcise him, Yet i have not harmed his young host, Mr. Mutt’s apprentice.”

          Reply
        • Ar'gannis says

          June 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm

          Greetings The Master! Nice meeting you! May I formally call you Mister Master? Wait… Mr. Te Master? or The mister Master? Sorry,, nevermind.

          Reply
          • The Master says

            June 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

            Call me as you wish… *sigh*

            Reply
            • The Master says

              June 14, 2012 at 3:23 pm

              Oh, my son, Baine… I anxiously wait for the day where we can meet… But THEY won’t allow it right now

              Reply
            • Ar'gannis says

              June 14, 2012 at 3:32 pm

              I’m really sorry The master. I didn’t mean to offend you in anyway; it’s only that my King has hasn’t even fully recovered from when he was shot to Earth; It was extraordinary; even for a Roklannite; to survive the explosion of a planet. But the king sacrifices too much! He’s nor fully healed yet he goes to engage a DEMON? The last thing Rokalnn would need is to be ruled by some mean pretend-to-be. He’s ruled us so well and his monarchial term is only young! Roklann has yet to evolve further; and that’s impossible without him!

              I’m really sorry The Master; I’m just really anxious!

              Reply
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