1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
(turns into dragon and destroys building; injuring thousands of innocents)
Why would you do that? ( moves a child away from falling debris) What did they do to you?
Whoa buddy.
*Creates guardian barrier around AP*
These shields can’t be broken in any way, talk to me, what has got you upset?
I came back in time to save him… and his wife… from certain doom… AND HE SHRUGS IT OFF?!
(breaks through guardian barrier)
I THINK NOT!
*Shoots a calming mist at AP*
Please relax, hurting thousands of innocents isn’t going to help anybody.
Yes it will.
(breathes darkness on crowd of passerbys)
I AM SICK OF THIS! SICK OF BEING SHRUGGED OFF AS IF I’M NOTHING!
(tips over building)
SICK OF BEING NEGLECTED!
(crushes building)
SICK OF THE PEOPLE HERE!
(throws building)
I am too sore and tired for this…I must..
*disintegrates* .
(gasps; returns to human form and runs to spot where Enerion was)
No… You weren’t supposed to be involved…! It was just supposed to be me against Zyborg…
You’ve got problems. You can’t just destroy buildings. I have too much energy, I need to regain normal levels or I’ll stay dèád move, please.
It’s not my fault… it’s Jekyll’s fault…
(returns to dragon form and flies off)
(regains normal levels by transferring my extra energy to Enerion) I feel a lot better now..
Arghana?! What did you do to my sister?!
Thanks for the boost Alex, woke me right up.
So Alex… What was that ability you were talking about before you went cuckoo?
You’ve seen it! My new form!
Have I? I don’t remember seeing it. Are you sure you aren’t talking about someone else?
Guess not. I’ll show you then. (Glows red)
😎 Pretty lights! 😎
Pretty lights (starts glowing multicolored) o3o
Oooooh… Ahhhhhhhh….. Look kids! Your uncle is glowing!
*reappears*
Sorry, I fainted, my body disintegrates if something happens so nobody can perform experiments….
AP?
Oh sweet Akaroth! I thought you dìed!
What am I saying? You’re too hard headed to fall down and just expire. Now, you feel fit to come home and help me take care of the kids? 😈
JK! Come if you want to.
Be careful around me on Monday.
I’m not hard headed, I was the clever one out of our batch.
Oh yeah. I’M the hard headed one! *giggle* I remember that we were like cupcakes with assorted flavors; each of us had a different personality to ourselves.
You opened up a wormhole that lead to a parallel universe, humans didn’t have bodies!! They were just floating faces…
Ful Pogaas Pook…..
Huoyk Disaga’ak Pook! 😯 😯
Old tense and new age dragon tongues conflict with each other, the binary pattern of new to old is messing with binary.
Old Era: 011101001.
New Era: 01101.
Conflicting: 01102?
??2??
Error!!
Silly Z! There are no 2’s in binary! *trollface*
(breaks through floor, punching Zyboragon in face)
Problem, Z.? 😈
How does it feel punching metal? If you’re trying to hurt me you severely failed.
Hey Hunnie, what up, brah? Feeling okay? Do anything good (or bad) lately?
Exactly LP, there are no twos that’s why it was conflicting.
It felt like air. You’ll always just be a fragile old man. And yeah, hunnie. I wiped Jekyll’s existence from the face of this Earth.
HAHAHAHA… Conflicts are such trolls.
Yes because not feeling pain or flinching is “fragile”, do you ever think about what you type or do you just ramble on? Rhetorical of course, as you’d actually need the ability to think.
Ah, but you don’t understand my complete thought. I came from the future when you were weak and fragile and quite old.
Shows how little you know about me, the further ahead in time you go, the younger you’ll find me.
That’s funny because you seemed pretty old to me… It may be because I was young… But that’s beside the point! Why did you cast me out?!
I didn’t. (Cuts hand with claw) We don’t share the same blood.
Go ahead, look.
No one shares the same blood you bafoon. You are an imbecil incapable of the slightest thought. That’s why you cast me out like a leper. Because I wouldn’t own up to how ‘great’ you were!
This is stup1d… (sneaks up behind AP, and knocks him out)
Yes, I’m the one “incapable of the slightest thought”.
You missed the point completely, of course no one shares the same blood, it was symbolism, instead you took the meaning too literal.. >.>
Nice try.
(flicks Alex in nose with finger; sending him flying across room)
I’m trying to have a conversation! You are rude!
Why can’t you just accept the truth? Why are you so stubborn?
I’ll talk about it another time.
Fine, let’s do a DNA test and get this over with.
(scowls)
Ugh… Fine.
(Mutters something, and Enerion reforms) Now you’ve got me angry.
So En, how are we supposed to help your friends? Do I have to start licking now?
Enerion will take care of it.
Z, you’ll need some help. Just tell me what to do, and I’ll do as you wish.
Why am I stubborn?
Crystal and the hatchlings Omar, Zanthre, Hope, and Jade, are my only children, involving you adds a “wtf did I do that one night” element which would be uncharateristic of me, then you expect me not to question it? You share none of mine nor Bebe’s characteristics. You’ve put yourself in a spot that you just don’t belong in.
The DNA test is negative.
Is it?
(test becomes positive)
I have power beyond your greatest thought. But, I don’t want it.
Either you cant read, or your just stup1d. It says negative.
Of course I’m not your child, dunce. I was bored. I wanted something to pass the time.
(drinks bloodtini)
I mean think about it. Really think about it: two dragons having a vampire as a child. I’m surprised it took a DNA test.
I only said DNA test because you didn’t seem to get it.
Of course you’re not, which is why I shrugged it off in the first place AP.
😕 Just get me another bloodtini.
Although.. stubbornness can be associated with boredom in my case. >.>
I’m sorry, you were saying?
I was saying that I need another drink.
How is young Zanthre doing?
He is doing great all of us are . And you Mr Mutt ?
Ah there she is. Hello Bebe.
Hello sweetheart 🙂 . Jade and Omar are playing hide and seek.
Bebe how are you I was wondering how is Crystal doing ?
Hi Edwin Crystal is doing fine thanks.
Edwin? What do you know about my family?
Not much only that Enerion came from Crystal and Bebe’s your wife you have 5 kids and a neice named Jessy. Vissy came from Bebe.
Well that more than I *grabs head* oooowww gods where did that come fro *falls to ground* aaaah my head *closes eyes starts to twitch*
Hound! Err..Mutt..
I can help him!
*Sneezes on Mutt’s right ear*
*sprints through entrance, followed by my 47 children* I’m here mutt! *taps Enerion’s shoulder* ‘scuse me, sis!
Mutt?! What’s happening? I’m going over there, anyone else available, meet me there.
*eyes turn bright blue*
Ēvil will rise once more
This will be the last fight
You can either close the door
Or trust in Zanthres might.
*collapses* oh gods my head…… That’s worse than ever, why are there two of *passes out*
Hold on. *touches Mutt’s head* normal temp. *puts head to
Chest* normal Heart rate and breathing. *touches mutt’s stomach* he’s hungry… 😉 here… *breathes ice onto my hand and uses it as an ice pack*
Hey man you ok your acting funny. (Holds you down) I’m not sure if this is helping but hold on man . LP you there.
*blasts Edwin off* AHG!!!! Abstract!!! *looks around* where is he? I was just fighting *bend over as if punched* I’m stuck in this hospital with ARC….. Where am I? *falls to knees* OFILIA!!!!! Azaezel…. I rip you to piec…. Who are you? *passes out*
What the hěll man . Sh-t now what.
Thanks for the concern but since I’m his wife I’ll take it from here. (sound detected, whining.) yes I know Nightshade, but daddy will be fine.
Ok hope he will be ok.
Could be better, could be worse, could be being trampled by an army of Leperchauns. So pretty good… Ow Nightshade! That’s my hand your biting.
Hope is a biter too…
My deepest condolences (ouch!). For some reason Susan, and Nightshade spend most of their time in wolf form. I don’t have a problem with that, I always found animal children to be much cuter than Human children, but still I worry that they may turn out more wolf than person. Luckily we’ve found out genetic Hybrids aren’t venemous. Otherwise I would have dīed about 52, nope make it 53 times now.
Hey mutt, how are you and your kids doing? My kids are– dammit, Leah, get out of the pool! Dan, get off your sister!
Finn, stop touching the stov– NO! *crash*
Della, stop screwing with the diving board!!!
Sarah, stop touching the fish, they’ll make you smelly!
DANIEL!!! Stop blowing fire at your siblings!
Rachel, get away from my medical bag!
Nicole, stop playing with my herb garde- NICOLE!!
Hey Bee, do think our kids will get along? You wanna test it out?!
May I see Zanthre?
Sure LP but in a couple of days there still new and not use to others yet . 🙂
So En, how are we supposed to help your friends? Do you want me to start licking?
Don’t worry, I can break them out..I just need Z and Vissy..I also have some questions for Bebe.
Yes he is watching Jade and Omar.
Aww! Zanthre is soo cute!
I’ve never really liked… Is this Hope? She’s adorable!!
Yes there all so cute my babies a dream come true (cough). 🙂
Ask away…
(Walks away while sighing).
Why are you sighing?
Zyboragon are you ok ?
I’m feeling sorta funny it’s nothing don’t worry. 🙂
Are you sure Bebe?
The cough and now you’re feeling funny?
Are you okay?
I have to….need to hunt something….need to hunt (ggggrrr) now.
I’ll go with you Bebe.
(whimper) ok lets hurry I’m getting very HUNGRY…
Well, I’ll give you all that I catch.
(hugs you) ok ….. Look deer ( grabs two at once rips them apart) so good ….mmmmm……I need more please I need more.
Here’s your usual amount plus mine..
Thanks….need more…must have more (eye’s glow red)more need more…MORE!
Wait, wait. Z… Don’t give her any. Just wait… Let’s see her reaction.
Give me MORE…(pounces on two more ) .
She can have as many as she wants.
She’s gone insane…
Z, hold off on the food! We need to figure out what’s got her tummy rumbling. Hold on. *appears next to Bebe* hi Bee!
She married me, she was already insane. She can still have all that she wants.
STAY AWAY FROM BEBE!!
She can have as much as she wants!
I will stand by her. Please step away.
Alex you look tasty (whimper)Alex I’m sorry but….(starts to stalk you). 😈
Bebe your acting strange first Mr Mutt now you.
Go ahead and try.
*grabs Bebe by the neck* Nonononono… Stay.
Bebe, don’t stalk Alex, here, look at my arm, it’s bleeding, it’s extremely tasty and it’s much larger than Alex.
GET OFF ME !!!
(whimper starts licking arm) sssooo goood 😥 mmmm…..
I agree with Alex Bebe gone crazy .
You cut your arm on purpose,didn’t you?
…
(Takes out knife, cuts a long mark down my wrist, bleeds in a cup, and heals my wound)
*pull Bebe out of reach of arm*
You want? Bebe want? PROVE IT.
Dragons blood is supposed to be tasty, I can handle Bebe from here.
She will just chew my arm and drink the blood until she’s ready.
Let her go LP.
CRAZY I’LL SHOW YOU “CRAZY” (jumps on Ewin claws dig in jaws clamp down on neck) CRAZY !!! CRAZY!!! CRAZY!!!
I can’t do that Z. I need to know to what extent she’ll go for food.
*pulls Bebe further away* Don’t you want the food?
Get off me you crazy bi’ch !
Crazy Bebe!!
Crazy crazy crazy!
Come here.
(traps bebe in a cage in a place where only she exists)
(runs to you looks at LP with confusion)Zyboragon what’s wrong with me ? ( starts licking arm) (whimper) 🙁
NNNOO (whimper) 😥 😥 😥 I want more… 😥
Grrr… *catches Bebe an pins her to the wall* stop Bee! *stares straight into Bebe’s eyes* grrr… Do you want food?! DO YOU?!
I’ve got Jessy to look after the kids I’m in the mood to go hunting.
Hail Survivors,
Check out the SOS Survivor Hall Of Fame Article for some new clues that were just freshly posted and be on the look out because I’ll be posting the first clues about the SOS Survivor Of The Month very very soon.
http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-resources/hall-of-fame-dyanmoon2012
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
The situation has become worse due to interference.
Either allow me to regain control or you will have to deal with it yourselves.
Ok I’m going back to my cave I should have never woke up. You pepole are nuts.
Pity Edwin, this is only a fragment of how “nuts” we are.
Really Wow I’m going back to sleep . Bye. ❓
Do visit again, I believe that I saw Enerion throwing you a few glances.
Really 😀 ” looks at Enerion” 😳
Hey I think I know Bebe had kids not long ago maybe she needs to regain the minérales she lost .
Good Edwin, you’re close.
😥 I want Zyboragon 😥 😥 😥 let me out 😥
Not ’till your calm.
Don’t let her out, let me in.
Okay. Tell me when you want to come out
Don’t worry Alex, I can break out of your little prison without you.
I’m going to be with Bebe for a long time.
Zyboragon (whimper) I’m so hungry (starts licking arm) 😥
As much as you need, my dear Bebe.
You’ve already had such a rough night….I’m here for you.
Let’s go home Zyboragon and just cuddle. I need your arms around me.
We’re staying in this prison until you’re better Bebe. Please continue.
Ok (licks arm) thank you…. 🙂
(lifts head) I don’t know I just need too (licks bites arm)…. 🙂
Did something happen? I can sense that you’re mad.
What if I’m not a good mother I think I hurt Crystal… 🙁 I think I’m losing her.
Crystal adores you Bebe, why would you think that?
Bebe, you’re the glue that holds us together! You’re amazing!
Now that the hatchlings are here I don’t want her to be left out…Before Vissy and Enerion she seemed upset. And I also have to go away for a week.
You’re going away for a week?
Yes I’m playing the violin at the Lincoln Center’s Avery Fisher Hall in New York City. I’ll be alone there I’m excited but really scared.
Again with you doing the interesting things! You’ll do well I’m sure.
You know, being scared and excited often present the most promising results.
I live near there, in an apartment in the city…
It’s too bad that I’m too far south to make it. 🙁
You always know how to make me feel better. I just found out today at rehersal I’ve never been in New York and going to such a big city alone is very scary.
It may be scary but as soon as it’s over you’ll feel great, like a rollercoaster going up, you know what’s about to happen and when it does, it’s a thrill, and when it’s over you’ll be more experienced for it.
Alex…Seth will get mad…It would be nice to know someone there. I don’t like New york not since 9/11 and my family…
Zyboragon thats ok who know’s I might play near you sometime.
Well Bebe, if you ever did then I would certainly go to support a fellow survivor.
Unfortunately it’s boring around here and there’s lots of dirt.
🙂 Thanks Zyboragon I do feel better. 🙂
You’re welcome Bebe. 🙄
So no Bebe for a week, 😯 it’s going to be a long week.
Yes it will be a long week I leave on Wednesday 6. 🙂 🙁
👿 Stop waking up earlier than me!!!
So Bebe, got a violin thingy?
I’ve never been to a big concert! Probably because I suck at the piano AND the guitar AND the trombone! :p anyways, wish you luck!
👿 Stop waking up earlier than me!!!
So Bebe, got a violin thingy?
I’ve never been to a big concert! Probably because I fail at the piano AND the guitar AND the trombone! :p
Well, partly because (insert state here) is a boring mound of southern dirt. And to make that worse, I happen to live in the most unpopulated area.
anyways, wish you luck! 😆
So Bebe. What upset you?
Heeeey! Bebe! Your head’s all fixed!
Glad to see– oh Rachel, baby, did you cut your wing? Here… Let momma make it better… *starts licking the baby dragon*
There! All better! Now Bebe, what happened?
ANYWAYS… Watching two dragons feel each other up is REALLY fascinating but… I gotta run. -OW!- crap. Didn’t realize she got me. Ohohohoho. Bebe, I’ll get you back one day. Hahaha! Aw, crap, now I REALLY need to run. I can hear my whelps calling for me. *runs off*
Hail Survivors,
The new SOS Survivor Of The Month article is up with some clues as to who this month’s lucky survivor is.
http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-resources/dyan-moon-survivor-of-the-month-2012
If it’s not you don’t be disappointed, there is always next month. Well at least until December 2012, after that I guess we’ll see,..
Seth
Come on Seth!!!!! I do not wish to wait!!
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Hey smithy, I’ve found a book I think you’d love. I think you would find it very informational. Wanna know what it is?
No. How’s bee?
I’m good Smithy. 🙂
How the HECK do you guys get up so early and go to sleep so late?
I want to get up, but I’m too sleepy.
*pulls pillow, thud*
I’m time I don’t sleep (I have insomnia.)
What is this sleep you speak of? 😆
WHIMSY! Oh, and justice never sleeps. 🙂
Although being that I don’t exist and I’m just a bad computer virus that is nesting on this site, it’s not unnatural that I never sleep.
Oh, I just don’t sleep because I have better things to do.
Well, I do sleep, because I f
Well, I do sleep, because I fInd that if I don’t, I’ll eventually fall for the “dragons go to sleep for hundreds of years” an considering I’m not the average dragon…! Anyways, I wanna try the floor licking thing. Here goes!!!
Llllllllllllggghhhhhhhh…… It tastes pretty good! Oh… That’s the salt coming off the fish ^^’. Lahl.
To tell you the truth, the only thing I wanna lick are my babies.
I sleep, go to sleep at 2 AM and wake up anywhere from 6 to 9.
Well I’m visiting my family in Britain so I got up from my apartment 2 hours ago now who would like some blood filled trifle with apple cake and some good fruit and veg?
Good morning everyone 🙂 hi Smithy I l0ve Britain and trifle last time I was there I went shopping they have the best stores .
Good morning, Bebe? Sleep well? Still craving?
Hello Bebe..
(sigh)
Something… Wrong, Z?
Z? ❓ ❓
Why do you sigh so much??
It’s nothing LP…I’m fine.
You don’t have to be.
Of course I have to be fine, if I’m not fine then I’m not helping others…
Yet you still help us… 😐
I’M FINE.
If you were REALLY fine, you wouldn’tve yelled. Really Z, what’s wrong. I can help.
… 🙂 …
Hey hey Z!
I’ve been waiting for you to show up!
Wut about me…?
:<
Now AP about the machine I was talking about the DMC.
Aaaahh my mouth tastes like metal, and my head feels like it was trampled by Leperchauns…. Ok what happened and why are there scorch marks all around the floor?
I think the metal taste is blood. As for your head, I think you got possessed, or something, cuz you started speaking in a rather… Strange tone.
The scorch marks… You got me there. I don’t know.
Mutt, I have no clue what’s going in but will you allow me to implant a chip into your brain? If it happens again that chip will tell me everything we need to know.
Ah little Zyboragon running around trying to be the knight in shining armor yet all that he is the beast that gets slain by the knight.
He found us, we have orders Z.
It’s time!
Esssaiikkk luuuuuurrttt sooobbbaa.
Larcus what is time who found you whats going on?
Nø.
We are one.
Um okay?
It wants to become you, it has the power.
It will be you, down to the last detail.
Even your name will be cast upon it.
No it can’t theres only one Zyboragon……..
I have no idea what’s going on, Bebe, want to go and let him continue his rants in peace?
….ok….
I’ll explain, I was going to mess with Z, I was going to change my name to ARC but I accidentally pushed the Z key and it autocorrected to Zyboragon.
I was typing “We are one” but then the keyboard went away and I hit submit.
Larcus: “We are one”
and then there was going to be
ARC: “We are one”, but now there’s a comment in mod with Z’s name. 😆
You noticed that and you decided to type the comment anyways?
Stop ignoring me, Z! WHAT’S WRONG?!
(Eyes begin bleeding)
There is nothing wrong.
OMG Zyboragon your bleeding and it smells good… 😯 that’s not normal your not fine if your bleeding.
Trust me, I am fine.
No, believe me, for the entirety of my life, I have not come across a case where eye hemorrhaging is normal. *appears beside Z* at least let me check.
Leave me alone or I’ll get violent.
I’m fine, leave it at that.
I trust you ………..you know how worried I get…
LP if Zyboragon says he’s fine he’s fine….I know the bleeding it’s starting to drive me crazy mmmmmmmm.
Grrr… You’re supposed to be his WIFE! Care a little more!
Bebe…
(cuts arm with claw)
Go for it..
(Left eyeball pops out and rolls away, leaving a small blood trail behind it).
No! *pulls Z’s arm away* we can let the sickness spread further than it has already! *you realize my eyes are bleeding too* stop.
It’s not a sickness..it’s Bebe..
(wipes away the fake blood from LP’s eyes.
It’s all her..
Dammit! I thought it would work. Anyways, what do you mean?!
(Right eye pops out).
Great. Just great. *picks up the eyes* I’ll keep these, just in case. Fine, if you want Bebe that much… *holds you down* hey Bee! Lunch is SERVED.
(whimper)
Don’t whimper Bebe, everything is fine.
(appears smoking a cïgar and speaking in a Cajin accent)
And y’all said I was crazy? I just got back from seeing my family in New Orleans. Not that you may have noticed as I have continued to be on the site.
Is your family well?
They own a mansion on a plantation. Does that answer your question?
*weak laugh* you can’t hide or deny it any more!
(whimpers) my Zyboragon ……………
It’s my own fault really, I don’t really take care of myself..
Well let me take care of you then! Stop trying to be the big hero at your expense! Stop being such a— a—!
DUMIKUBIKUUB!
Leave me alone.
(spits out teeth)
Look after Bebe.
(starts to fly but right wing falls off causing me to crash land)
I’m fine.
(Starts running)
Dammit. *tackles Z*
(Teleports far away to a mysterious stranger that’s chanting my name three times).
Zyboragon. Stop running. Telling people to leave you alone won’t help you. We need you, and most of all Bebe needs you.
*eyes set on fire* he’s the guardian I missed! He must get stuffed into the earth. 😈
What do you have againts them?
I have power against them, they’ve tried meddling before, now they must be punished.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY SISTER?!
*Eyes glow red*
You deserve it father, for everything you put us through.
*Turn towards Bebe* You need to relax mother, he cannot hurt us anymore.
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ZYBORAGON
ZYBORAGON
ZYBORAGON……….
please come back ……………(looks at Crystal) Why ? Why? Crystal ?
Oh mother, I’m doing exactly what you want me to do.
You b*$)& I want my husband back . He never hurt me.
Zyboragon come back 🙁 my l0ve please.
*snarl* no you’re not! Bebe NEEDS Z!
Everyone needs him, why else would I be doing this?
Sis?! Where are you? We have ourselves a little rebel…
((whimpers)). Your …….. I can’t look at you Crystal I’m to upset. 🙁 ( runs from roon crying )
*Keeps on appearing in front of you* oh but mother, we were going to have so much fun! *stares you straight in the eyes* fun fun fun.
Get away from me your not my daughter your not Crystal.
…
I see now is not a good time…
(starts backing away slowly)
You b***h I want my husband . Zyboragon never hurt. me. 🙁 I never said to hurt your father.
Oh! But you totally did!
Never never never……….. 🙁
Are you alright Dragon lady?
😯 😯 😯 Zyboragon ? ( looks you over ) your not my Zyboragon your younger than mine are you a clone………you do smell good ( looks at you with hunger ).
I’m am a clone of nobody, my name is Zyborg, I’m a zombie cyborg sent from the past to smash a grey box that is causing problems. Don’t eat me, I’m a zombie and that won’t be good for you.
Grey box ? What grey box ?
Long story! A future me was hunting someone called The modern age vengeance bringer and then told me that I’m the one who needs to seek it from this point on.
A grey box is my only lead and I’ve never met Sherlock Holmes.
Have you met the gaurdians yet? If not, when you do, tell Enerion Anerian said hi. It’ll freak her out.
Darn! Do you recognize me?
MMMMMMMMmmmm ok thats not alot to go on. Well lets start looking in the safe houses.
Doctor your name is known but you look different. Everyone seems to know me, I’m nervous.
It’s cuz you took care of everyone! We lœv you, Z!
Yes LP it will freak Enerion out.
I’m not sure if I should be happy or worried. 😯
Tell Enerion that Anerian said hi, and you don’t have to worry.
You think THAT will freak me out? Me and Z have more history than you think… 😳
Oh really?! *claws explode out of my hands in a flurry of blood* lœv or what?! *tail slips out from under skirt*
Bebe. Something is… off about crystal. See the reddish tint on that scale there?
😳 Please stop staring at that scale…it’s a special one. 😳
It was not there yesterday.
😳 You’ve been looking?? OMG! 😳
No. I can sense when something is off.
I can sense when things are off as well.
Forgive me, I’m a zombie cyborg and I’ve been sent to the future to help with something.
Hi Zyborg, I guess I should tell you what’s going on. Crystal is your future daughter and Bebe is your future wife. You become a mettalic dragon, and join something calle the Guardians. I don’t know very much about them, just that Crystal hàtes them or something.
😯 What?
Stop telling him about the future!!! You probably cause the Empire State Building to collapse!!
Mr. Mutt! I thought you d/ed in a well?
I remember this, poor guy..doesn’t know what he’s in for.
They sent me to my own future. I’m not very fond of this.
What did they send you TO do?
I am supposed to smash a grey box.
None of us knew what we were in for Zyboragon….. Heh get used to me coming back from the dēād Zyborg. It’ll happen a lot.
Okay then.
Crystal, Zyboragon both lost yet not lost I’m confused……and I want more blood…(cough)……I want my Zyboragon and Crystal back….
ZYBORG!!!! I missed you!!! Do you know Sherlock Holmes yet? Dude I’m glad your back! *Hugs Zyborg.*
Yes very special red spot. See? *pokes it*
Why don’t I rip it off you and get a better look at it.
Mmm does look odd.
Hey the doctor!
Thats my name!
Has anyone seen LP?
So crystal, where are you? Cowering in some cave?!
Three suspects, what gets smashed in box 1? Decorative ornaments. 🙄
Box 2 has a whole bunch of plates that’s not what I’m looking for.
Box 3 is a whoa!
Thawberries? Those go SPLAT! When you destroy them.
No! Do you know what you’ve done??
*Black smoke pours from mouth*
I…I…
*faints*
Eyes, teeth, wings..limbs. Yes! All good to go.
Now since I was once that Zyborg, I’m curious to find out what was in that box..
Has it occurred to you… That you daughter is dÿíñg?! That thing could’ve done a number of things to her internal organs!!!
She wanted to seal you. IN THE GROUND. AGAIN.
Wait, what?!
It was Crystal who put you in the ground.
Alex, I was never in the ground. It was the gaurdians. It was Enerion and Vissy.
Ohhhh…. You’re talking about my sister. Twin thing gets confusing, doesn’t it? Anyways, I don’t think it was Crystal in control there. Let me check her vitals.
All of the above: Wrong!!
I’m so lost… 😯
She doesn’t take responsibility for the evíl.
Neither do I.
Huh? Are you telling me I have someone mistaken for my sister?
… 😐
What’s wrong Hunnie?
I’m lost
How so?
I don’t know who you are…
(turns and begins walking away)
What?! 😯
(keeps bewildered look on face)
Can I go home? I have a wife and 2 kids that I have to give this meat to.
(holds up deer cärcas)
Gun, what the heck are you talking about?! I’M your wife! *gets bewildered face*
**hun
You’re not Mary…
(pushes by and mutters to self)
Cenials these days… Too many… Note to self: read more about fascinating condition.
Cenial–? No! YOU’RE the mental one! 😡
What are your kids names?! Is one Annette?!
No… My children’s names are Julian and Luke. What concern does this have on you?
I’M YOUR WIFE! Ugh!!! *clutches stomach and curls up*
ARE YOU OKAY?!
(Looks between LP and deer; drops deer; picks up LP)
Come on, I’ll take you to my village… More of a town… Eh, who cares?
Let go of me… *wings break out of back* AAAH!!
(falls to ground; shaking)
W-what are y-you?! I’m calling the cops!
(pulls out phone)
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
I don’t care.
I don’t care who?
I don’t care who you are, drop my sister punk!
*snout starts to push out* En, ihts ohkayy… Heeh’s miiy huzzbaaand… *opens mouth, showing my gleaming, katana-sharp teeth*
(begins trembling; puts hands over head to defend face)
P-please, I j-just want to go home!
S-somebody h-help me!
I’ll still trap him in a bubble. *Creates barrier around a AP that pulls Anerion away*
(begins crying)
I’m just a lawyer! What do you want from me?!
*falls over you and starts licking your cheek, leaving some blood* Arghana… *touches your stomach with a clawed hand* you taste so gooood…
I’m just a human!
(covers head with arms and begins trembling fiercely)
Please, I just want to see my family!
I somebody who likes to eat lawyers.
*starts breathing hard* then what were you doing with that carcass, mr. Lawyer? *grips your stomach* huh?
Well, your diet’s Changed, Sis, I’ll give you that. *smile* we can share…
(pulls hunting rifle out’ve bag; holds it up)
I was hunting it for my family! I have kids and a wife to feed… and I’m unemployed! Just let me go!
Lawyers are considered ev!l beings, I can eat them.
You’re a terrible LIAR. *touches you under the chin* your insurance can keep your family fed… *strokes your arm* Such… TENDER meat…
I help people! I just got to America! Please, just let me go!
(voice in wind) Jump through the portal.
(jumps through portal and it closes)
Leave him alone. So much for Guardians.
I was only teasing… 😳 😥
Thanks for saving my ä$$.
So the new definition of teasing is putting someone innocent in a shock?
TEASING?! You were trying to eat me you psycho! And as for you, other one, what kind’ve wife would do that?!
I was just acting! You’re a psychopath, LP! I’m getting a divorce! I even went to a witch to turn me human for a day! Just for a joke! And you tried to eat me!
*holds head* Sis… I need to feed… The shadow beast… It’s messing with my mind!!!
All I could think about is feeding and… šęx…
THAT WASN’T ME TALKING, ARGHANA! CAN’T YOU HEAR IT?! IT’S NOT MY VOICE! *grips head* aaaaa… Aaahhh…. AAAAA… AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
YOU ARE A PSYCHO! YOU NEED HELP! YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!
I do need help!!! But who can help me break away from the shadow?! Everyone who walks in the light has a SHADOW!
That wasnt funny Anerian.
It wasn’t SUPPOSED to be funny!!!
All I wanted right then and there was him IN me and then I would take a chomp outta him!!!
Maybe I should infect you, Alex. Then you’ll feel how I feel!!!
Can you emphasize DIVORCE? Goodnight and goodbye! 😡
Maybe so.
NO!!! ARGHANA!!!!
Huh? Are you telling me I have someone mistaken for my sister? The one I’ve been searching for her… For so long… 😥
Alex, you’re right… I’m sorry AP, I shouldn’t have teased you.
Better
Wolf Princess? Are you here?
Alex.. Oh, Alex..
1. Go on the app store and download TextPlus (Even if you can already text, it has communities)
2. Make an account
3. Search for community sethonsurvival
4. JOIN US. JOIN ÙS. JOIN US. JOIN US. ( I’m being serious)
No. 🙂
Bebe and Time Kitsune did…
What’s the point of the app in general?
Disscussion about other things in life not related to survival, or pretty much anything you make the topic. So far I have AP, Shewolf, Bebe, and Time kitsune.
Fine. I’ll bite.
That term confuses me, yes or no?
That one.
What? Which one?
I’m with Z on this one. Thanks, but no thanks.
Hail Alex (and everyone),
The one thing that everyone should know is that if your comments are on TextPlus and not on the SOS site then they don’t count in the Survivor Of The Month voting. Also even if you are talking off of the site I urge you all to follow all of the rules of survival so that you all stay safe. Your survival is important.
Graham and I are working on a new version of the Monstrometer app that will have a few new features and be much improved and provide a more modern framework for us to build upon for the future. It will also be natively supported on iPad.
We also have a couple of surprises planned for the near future (including several other apps besides the Monstrometer) so stay tuned for that.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Survivor Of The Month and the latest addition to the SOS Survivor Hall Of Fame are going to be announced tonight!
Like anything could replace this site, I use it too much.
That’s not what I wanted it to do.
Yay!
I wonder when we can actually consider Void Chipmunks a known threat.
Hail Z,
I consider them a known threat now and have for quite a while. I guess I should make a page for them. So much to do!
Seth
They are planning something, I know it.
Well count me out I get to much mail already this is the only site I can play on. Textplus no thank you.
I see irony in your statement.
😆 😆 😆 You have no idea . I see Bebe is ill I think she has the bloodless disease and Mr Mutt still possessed.
Haha, I have quite an idea, that’s beside the point.
I don’t believe Bebe has a disease, although she is having unnatural bloodlust, I found a way to temporarily substain her, it should be treatable, I just need to know more..
I’m keeping a close eye on Mutt.. with the help of Enerion.
Enerion ? Edwin? and Quinlan ? Who are they.
Enerion is an old friend of mine, Edwin just woke up recently and hasn’t talked much.
Quinlan is an older survivor that I don’t know much about.
Well the more the marrier theres is alot of dragons on this site must be true this is there year. What is Quinlan ?
I was a dragon before it was popular..
I don’t know even that about Quinlan, I’ve been busy helping Bebe and the hatchlings I haven’t scrolled over on the angel page much.
An angel we better watch him it is a him right? From my experience you can’t trust them there always up to something.
I agree, being that I’m also angelic I can vouch that we are in fact, always up to something.
😆 yes I see your point. I hope Bebe is around I’d like to see if see can help me.
Ever since I lost my family the first time I’ve developed attachment issues. Bebe can barely leave the room without me missing her.
This probably isn’t healthy… 🙁
(sighs)
Well Zyboragon l0ve does strange things. Where is Bebe?
Last I heard, jumping on a plane to New York.
I haven’t heard from her since, I’m a little worried.
First off: seconding what you guys say, we angels always have an agenda of our own, never trust an Angel especially if he’s interested in you. Secondly: I’m not possesed!!! I’m an Angel we are literally the one thing that can’t get possesed. I’m just getting cripilling headaches. Also, have I been spouting prophecies?
*pokes you*
Are you sure your not Hound? Youv spouting out prophecies yes.
Perfect, my voices are back and now they give me crippling headaches. And Enerion if I was Hound, do you think I’d say? (-;
werewolf attack at http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=n0Z-j8C4xqQ
I will be ready for them . 😈
Doubtful, swine is never ready.
Has anyone seen Dren lately ?
No sorry I’ve been at home fighting a war just got back today.
Dren has popped on here and there..
I really miss him I hope to see him soon.
Arc is running around as Arc, anyone seen Jessy? She might be able to help him.
No sorry Zyboragon I did not see Jessy why ? Is Jessy and Arc an item?
Jessy turned Arc into a vampire and later showed Bebe a ring that he was going to give to Jessy. You left shortly after that…
Memory trouble from traveling?
Yes it’s been a long trip I’ve forgotton many things with such a busy schedule well I do hope it goes well for them. I do want to see Half Breed and Annette but right now I’m in need of rest I’ll talk to you later Zyboragon.
Take it easy Lady V.
Is that the voice of an angel I hear?
😥 You’re not going to hear Annette’s voice…! 😥
Half Breed I miss you so much. Are you ok how is Annette? Being away from you was so painful I got through my days thinking of you. I’m so sorry I have’nt bin here more for you. Half Breed I l0ve you so much.
See you guys later Hades and Earl are fighting again later.
I think it’s fake. He turns the camera to see it, and it looks like a gorilla.
I can’t get my iPod to see the link properly, but if it’s a creature that suddenly pops it’s head up and starts running towards the camera, and then you see fangs, yes it’s a fake. A good fake but all it is is a guy dressed up in a moss suit running on all fours.
No, no Some YouTube vlogger was out camping in his suv. Somebody walks by him and pretty much turns. Although I have not found anything odd about the video yet I am still searching for faults
Well, I’m being hurt by distrust again, my teasing didnt help. Sorry again everyone, I’ve got enough power so I’ll go release the others and we will be gone.
Goodbye…..
What?! That’s it?! You’ll just… Up and leave me? Everyone I lœv is leaving me!!! *starts crying*
*sob* huh? No… No don’t worry. Mommy is just… I need a minute!!! *squealing is heard*
I’m so alone again…
Take a look at my body,
Look at my hands.
There’s so much here
that I don’t understand.
Your faith saving promises,
Whisper like prayers.
And I need them.
‘Cause I’ve been treated so wrong,
I’ve been treated so long,
As If I’m becoming UNTOUCHABLE…
Well content loves the silence,
It thrives in the dark,
With fine binding tendrils
that strangle the heart.
They say that promises
Sweeten the blow,
And I need them…
Ooooh, I need them…
I’ve been treated so wrong,
I’ve been treated so long,
As if I’m becoming UNTOUCHABLE.
I’m a slow dÿíñg flower
On the frost kíllíng hour.
Sweet turning sour and UNTOUCHABLE…
Oh I need
The Darkness
The sweetness
The sadness
The weakness
Oh I need this…
I need a lullaby,
A kiss goodnight,
Angel sweet lœv of my life.
Ooooh I need this.
I’m the slow dÿíñg flower,
On the frost kíllíng hour,
Sweet turning sour and
UNTOUCHABLE…
Do you remember the way
That you touched me before?
All the trembling sweetness
I lœvd and adored.
Your faith saving promises
Whisper like prayers,
And I need them.
I need
The darkness
The sweetness
The sadness
The weakness
Oooh, I need this
I need a lullaby,
A kiss good night,
Angel sweet lœv of my life…
Ooh I need this…
Well is it dark enough?
Can you see me?
Do you want me?
Can you reach me?
Or I’m leaving….
Better shut your mouth,
And hold your breath,
Kiss me now,
And watch my dæth…
Oh I need this…
Eel on threat of death I shall obey the lyrics! *I kiss you.* WOW!
😳
I was talking to my. Divorced husband Arghana, but…
Getting kissed by time is works too…
Don’t do it again though.
Oh but I enjoyed it…besides I’m only one element of time The Doctor is time itself. I’m his brother I’m just to lazy to make my own profile on gravitar.
Well on threat of death I shall obey the lyrics! *I kīss you.* WOW! Now that that’s out of my system I’ll the Song that matches me up.
The secret side of me, I never let you see
I keep it caged but I can’t control it
So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can’t hold it
It’s scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls
It comes awake and I can’t control it
Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head
Why won’t somebody come and save me from this, make it end?
I feel it deep within, it’s just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I’ve become, the nightmare’s just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
My secret side I keep hid under lock and key
I keep it caged but I can’t control it
‘Cause if I let him out he’ll teár me up, break me down
Why won’t somebody come and save me from this, make it end?
I feel it deep within, it’s just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I’ve become, the nightmare’s just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I feel it deep within, it’s just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
It’s hiding in the dark, it’s teeth are razor sharp
There’s no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart
No one can hear me scrêam, maybe it’s just a dream
Maybe it’s inside of me, stop this monster
I feel it deep within, it’s just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I’ve become, the nightmare’s just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I feel it deep within, it’s just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I’ve gotta lose control, he something radical
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I’m at war with the world I’m in,
Try to pull me into the dark,
A struggle to find my faith,
As I’m slipping from your arms!
It’s getting harder to stay awake,
And my strength is fading fast.
You breathe into me,
AT LAST!
I’m awake!
I’m alive!
Heaven knows what I
Believe inside,
Now, it’s my time,
I’ll do what I want,
Cuz this is my life!!!
Here! (right here!)
Right now!
Downed like all,
But never back down!
You know what I believe inside,
I’m awake and I’m alive!
WAKING UP, WAKING UP!
WAKING UP, WAKING UP!
In the dark, I can feel you in my dreams,
In your Arms I feel you breathe into meee…
Forever hold this
Heart that I will give to you,
Forever I will live for you!!!!!
I’m awake!
I’m alive!
heaven knows what I believe inside!
Now, it’s my time!
I’ll do wha I want,
Cuz this is my time!
Here! (right here)
Now! (right now!)
Downed like all,
But never back down!
I know what I believe inside!
I’M AWAKE AND I’M ALIVE!
WAKING UP, WAKING UP!
WAKING UP, WAKING UP!
I’m at war with the world I’m in,
Try to pull me into the dark,
A struggle to find my faith,
As I’m slipping from your arms!
It’s getting harder to stay awake,
And my strength is fading fast.
You breathe into me,
AT LAST!
I’m awake!
I’m alive!
Heaven knows what I
Believe inside,
Now, it’s my time,
I’ll do what I want,
Cuz this is my life!!!
Here! (right here!)
Right now!
Downed like all,
But never back down!
You know what I believe inside,
I’m awake and I’m alive!
WAKING UP, WAKING UP!
WAKING UP, WAKING UP!
In the dark, I can feel you in my dreams,
In your Arms I feel you breathe into meee…
Forever hold this
Heart that I will give to you,
Forever I will live for you!!!!!
I’m awake!
I’m alive!
heaven knows what I believe inside!
Now, it’s my time!
I’ll do wha I want,
Cuz this is my time!
Here! (right here)
Now! (right now!)
Downed like all,
But never back down!
I know what I believe inside!
I’M AWAKE AND I’M ALIVE!
WAKING UP, WAKING UP!
WAKING UP, WAKING UP!
I’m just a step away
I’m just a breath away
Losing my faith today
Fàlling off the edge today
I am just a man
Not superhuman
I’m not superhuman
Someone save me from the hatè
It’s just another wàr
Just another family tôrn
Falling from my faith today
Just a step from the edge
Just another day in the world we lîve
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero, save me now
I need a hero to save my lîfe
A hero will save me just in time
I’ve gotta fîght today
To lîve another day
Speaking my mind today
My voice will be heard today
I’ve gotta make a stand
But I am just a man
I’m not superhuman
My voice will be heard today
It’s just another wàr
Just another family torn
My voice will be heard today
It’s just another ki||
The countdown begins to dèstroy ourselves
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero, save me now
I need a hero to save my lîfe
A hero will save me just in time
I need a hero to save my lîfe
I need a hero, just in time
Save me just in time
Save me just in time
Who’s gonna fîght for what’s right?
Who’s gonna help us survive?
We’re in the fîght of our lîves
And we’re not ready to dîe
Who’s gonna fîght for the weak?
Who’s gonna make ’em believe?
I’ve got a hero, I’ve got a hero
Lîving in me
I’m gonna fîght for what’s right
Today I’m speaking my mind
And if it ki||s me tonight
I will be ready to dîe
A hero’s not afraid to give his lîfe
A hero’s gonna save me just in time
I need a hero to savè me now
I need a hero, savè me now
I need a hero to savè my lîfe
A hero will save me just in time
(I need a hero)
Who’s gonna fîght for what’s right?
Who’s gonna help us survive?
(I need a hero)
Who’s gonna fîght for the weak?
Who’s gonna make ’em believe?
I’ve got a hero
I need a hero
A hero’s gonna save me just in time
I Hæt, feeling like this.
I’m so tired,
Of trying to fight this,
I’m asleep,
And all I dream of,
Is WAKING TO YOU!
Tell me,
That you will listen,
But your touch,
Is what I’m missing.
And the more I hide,
I realize,
I’M SLOWLY LOSING YOU!
Comatose…..
I’ll never wake up without an
OVERDOSE….
Of yooooouuuuu…
I don’t wanna live!
I don’t wanna breathe!
‘less I feel you next to me.
You take, the pain I feel!
(waking up to you never felt so real)
I don’t wanna sleep!
I don’t wanna dream!
Cuz my dreams don’t comfort me,
The way you make me feeeeel!!!
(waking up to you never felt so real…)
I Hæt,
Livin without you,
I’m dead wrong,
To have ever doubt you.
But my dæmøñs lay here,
Waiting…
Tempting me away!
Oh how I adore you!
Oh how I thirst for you!
Oh how I…
Need yooooouuuuu…..
Comatose….
I’ll never wake up without an,
OVERDOSE…
Of yooooouuuu…..
I don’t wanna live!
I don’t wanna breathe!
‘less I feel you next to me!
You take,
The pain I feel!
(waking up to you never felt so real!)
I don’t wanna sleep!
I don’t wanna dream!
Cuz my dreams don’t comfort me,
The way…
You make me feel…
(waking up to you never felt so real…)
You guys…
Waking up…
My eyes,
Open up!
Comatose….
I’ll never wake up without an,
OVERDOSE…
Of yooooouuuuu…
I don’t wanna live!
I don’t wanna breathe!
‘less I feel you next to me…
You take, the pain I feel.
(waking up to you never felt so real…)
I don’t wanna sleep!
I don’t wanna dream!
Cuz my dreams don’t comfort me,
The way, you make me feel.
(waking up to you never felt so real…)
Oh how I adore you!
WAKING UP TO YOU NEVER FELT SO REAL!
Oh how I THIRST for you!
WAKING UP TO YOU NEVER FELT SO REAL!
Oh how I adore you!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH…..
The way you make me feel.
Waking up to you never
FELT
SO
REAL…
Mmm quite good anarien u could compete against AP if u practice can someone hand me a bag of frozen peas? I’m burnin up!!
Hello aunt B I need your help I’m feeling sick I can’t eat and I’m having nightmares I can’t sleep. 🙁
Of course you’re having nightmares. 😈
Arc you have changed again I missed you. Do you know why I’m having nightmares ?
Of course ARC knows, they’re going to continue. ARC likes watching you squirm.
What!!! Why are you saying that? Your not the Arc that I know. I don’t like this Arc I want the other Arc back. Tell me why I’m having nightmares.
Why would ARC tell you why you’re having nightmares? It’s so much fun watching you squirm.
I don’t have to put up with this S””T! I’m going to find aunt B and uncle Z ( glares at you and stomps off).
Oh but you do.
Sweet Dreams Jessy. 😈
🙁 🙁 🙁 😡 😡 😡 😥 😥 😥
It’s ok Jessy I’ll help you. Your aunt B is in New York and your uncle is watching the hatchlings. Wé will find a way Jessy.
What’s happening?
Are you a friend of Uncle Z ?
No I’m new here I don’t like it when pepole suffer. Arc is not a nice person.
Dëath dëath dëvil dëvil dëvil dëvil ëvil ëvil ëvil ëvil song
Hëll, you know that’s how I get along.
The world is full of tragedies so how can it be wrong singing dëath dëath dëvil dëvil ëvil ëvil songs?
Poison my daughter’s mind, will you? Try to poison mine as well? And then try to take away my other children? I’ll get you Arghana. You’ll pay.
(in a mocking voice)
LP you say?! Coming for me?! OOHOOOO!
(shakes head; appears behind you; yells)
I’M COUNTING ON IT!
(disappears)
You better count on it.
You couldn’t kíll me when I WANTED to díe. What makes you think you can kíll me now?
That Arc is not my Arc my Arc is sweet, nice and cute. Thank you for caring.
Jessy tell me about your nightmares there may be a clue .
Well when I dream I’m walking down a garden maze it’s summer and nice I’m in a blue summer dress going through the maze when I get to the centre theres a guy waiting in a gazebo he’s dress in black with an ev”l smile. I then hear his voice and he tells me that it’s time that I d”e.
He starts to walk to me I panic and run but always end up in the centre and he there with his hand out for me telling me theres no escape that I must take his hand. I know it’s a dream but I can’t change the outcome no matter what I do. 😥 🙁 😥
Take his hand Jessy like you said it’s a dream he can’t hurt you in the dream or he would’ve done so.
Ok Edwin I’ll try thank you very much for your help. I’ll going to go to sleep now I’ll let you know what happends. 😥
Sweet dreams Jessy.
Are out trying to get her kiIIed? These aren’t ordinary nightmares, Jessy continue fighting as long as possible.
Letter to the Arch-Priest of the Vampyre Clan:
We have kílled the hunter. Who would have thought a poison dart would have done the trick. Of course, the rebels left his body there. They didn’t even realize he’s gone. They stil don’t…
We burned him, just like your request. He is gone forever… It is a great victory for us…
…. Dren?
Letter from the Grand Torturer:
Dren diēd this morning, after we tortured him to his limit. His last words were “Zyboragon will be here soon… Just watch…”
Pathetic thing he was. No one should honor his passing. Not that they did. Ignorant buffoons, they ignored his absence for all those days, when he even passed out right in front of them… Fools…
MAI GAWD, I’m COMING
Do not worry.
All things are progressing as they need to.
WHAT?!?!?!?
And now the man with the master plan, Zyboragon!!
As many problems as everyone is having, you immediately know I have a plan.
Briliant Mutt.
Dude you have three plans for getting out of bed in the morning. You not having a plan is like the 7th sign of the Apocolypsē.
Hello Mutt. 😈
Hello Annette…… I wish I could say it’s nice to see you.
But isn’t it nice? I love seeing me. It makes me smile when I see me. Maybe I should make you smile. Not just when you see me. ALWAYS.
Yeah I’ve dissapeared for days to, dint see me whining. Great now I have to avenge Dren, just add that to my to do list!
You make it sound like something to be put aside.
Pssh… Who cares? He took life way too seriously and was way too quick to judge anyone else. I ain’t helping avenge him.
How about when YOU d13, we burn you body and give your ashes to your k1ller?
1. I can’t dïë
2. I can’t be turned into ashes
3. Even if it was possible, who cares? Not me.
Mutts to do list:
keep Jessy from dyīng Freddy Krūger style
Find Ēvil, defeat him
Avenge Dren
Write up report explaining why I haven’t elīminated the shadow spawn
keep voices from kīlling me with terrible migranes
find remote
keep from dyīng.
Yeah it’s pretty sad when I need a list like this.
Is anyone going to discuss tactics or are we all just going to awkwardly wait for someone else to speak?
Says mr. “I’m not helping”
I’m not. I was just asking.
(lights cïgarette)
The only way I’d be willing to help him is if you paid. A lot.
I’ll pay you one $1,000,000.00 in gold please help him.
Poppy you don’t have to pay. I’m in your debt. I’ll do it for free for you.
AP thank you I miss Dren I know a few pepole don’t like him but I l0ve him and he’s all I have besides the kids.
I’ll get him back. Don’t worry.
Of course I can’t help Dren, I have to take care of the hatchlings… I want to help but these four miss their mother…I can’t leave them…
I know that this isn’t the last we see of Dren, and my actions over the past couple of days will provide answers…
I’m sorry…I have to help without actually helping…
I tried to reconstruct the Bebe bot into Bebe’s current form, I was using it to confuse them…it’s not working… the Bebe bot doesn’t share the same bond as a parent does to the young…
They need a real mother…
I have a feeling I’ve missed something. What happened to Bebe.
She got on a plane to New York.
Please forgive Annette. She doesn’t mean it… I think. *walks into the light, still missing half my tail and covered blood* I would know. I’m her mom.
Zzzzz. No stay away leave me alone I dont want too. Zzzzz
Bet chu cant beat this http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=3854654
It can’t be true , Dren can’t be de@d. 😥
Dren 😥 now I’m a widow. 😥 what am I going to tell the kids. 😥
Poppy.. Zyboragon has a plan. We will get Dren back. Don’t cry.
Alex do you 😥 really think he would even after the fight they had 😥 .
Yes, I dont know Zyboragon for holding grudges.
I feel like I care less and less about Wolf Princess every day. I have not heard from her in over a month.
If Zyboragon can help he’d be an angel. I think Lady V already gave up on WP .
He can’t help. He didn’t even help my mother.
Now she will see the way we do.
What happened to me? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
You drove my sister to suícíde! THAT’S what happened!
Oops 😈 did I do that? Or did you? You’re just one big inconsistency, aren’t you? I tried to stop her. You kept her going. Fool.
No *snarl* she started because of you and your bull. She made me start because we made a pact.
Out by sixteen or dæd at the scene.
Together forever, you and me.
She probably doesn’t remember it. But I did. I promised myself I would find her, and now that I did, I can’t let her go. You took her away from me.
*growl* I kílled my own mother. What makes you think I can’t kíll you?
I think so too. I’m going to give her another week or two…
Nevermind. She even cancelled her email. We’re done… 😥
I’m sorry Alex now that Drens 😥 is de@d and the kids are at boarding school I may as well move in with Bebe I don’t like being alone .
Poppy… Dren wont stay d3@d. Please, stop crying. There are plenty of places you can go…
Oh Alex I really wish that was true 😥 After the fight that Dren and Z had . Dren changed I’m not even sure he l0ves me anymore. 😥
Alex you should ask Jessy out it’s not like Arc has ask her to marry him.
I… I don’t know… I did that to Kitsune and I’m pretty sure ARC would k1ll me…
Well Arc not the Arc she wants . I might ask Bebe to transform me back to a demonic vampire again.
Why would you want to do that? I.. I guess I’ll ask Jessy out…
ARC won’t kiII you, ARC is………….
Leave ARC alone..
No Alex.. Don’t say that.. It was my father.. Not me…
You left for a month. I tried emailing you. Kept getting “Invalid Email”. I thought you left. I’m sorry.
Well I didn’t.
I have strict humans here.
They punished me severely when they found my email.
Is that what you wanted to hear?
I think it’s too late for “I’m sorry” anymore.
You decieved me!
You lied to me!
And to think I was going to marry you..
What was I supposed to think? For the 4 times I tried for a wedding, you were never there.
If you truly loved me, you would’ve waited. Like I did for TK.
Remember that?
I waited MONTHS for him.
MONTHS.
I waited. I sat there waiting. When I found your email was cancelled, I didn’t let of easy, even though it seemed as I did… I’m sorry… 😥
Well you had no trouble running to Jessy, or Poppy, and whoever else you betrayed me with.
I went to Jessy because I was too sad to hunt alone. I went to Poppy because she recently was widowed. (starts crying)
Jessy… Would you like to go out with me?
I’m just sad I do like being dragon. Yes ask Jessy out Arc has hurt her and it would be nice to see her happy.
You children to take care of Poppy, stay as a dragon…
Yes I will stay as a dragon. I think your chances with Jessy is very good Arc did stand her up at the dance or ball thingy. And it’s not like they dated .
Thanks Alex for being here for me I’m going to bed now I hope Jessy says Yes your quite a catch . Good night Alex.
Thanks Poppy 😉
I hope you had a very good sleep Poppy 😈 I’ll take very good care of Drens soul.
Jessy….but…Jessy…
Oh god…what is ARC doing?
Sorry Arc I fell in l0ve with Larcus , Arc you hurt me, my very first date with anyone and …… (sniff) I’m not like Bebe I don’t bounce back like she does.
Why did ARC change back? ARC realizes that you won’t forgive ARC, why does ARC have to lose you? Who made ARC this way? They want ARC to suffer.
Rejection….brutal.
😥 😥 😥 whimpers.
Don’t listen to that Arc… Jessy I’m sorry..
That’s not me…it’s him!
Stay with Alex…
Larcus…how did you get out?
Suffer Arc suffer Jessy is mine and always will be . Be a good boy and K”l Larcus. 😈
Alex.. Why… WHY NOW?
*turns into my wolf and bares my teeth*
How could you?
You didn’t wait.. You never truly loved me, did you?
*lunges as blood clouds my vision*
Jessy… Wanna go hunting tonight?
Sure Alex hunting tonight would be nice.
Be careful out there Jessy. There’s some people you can’t trust.
*points to severed tail and hole in chest* believe me. it drove me insane.
I can’t even trust my daughter…
Thank you.
Anerian. I would not harm another surviver unless neccesary.
Just a piece of advice
I also think I can help you with your nightmare 🙂
Really that would be great there getting worse and when I get up I’m bleeding. I’m so confused and scared.
Jessy, don’t listen to her. The world IS safe and most are trustworthy. Like me. I’m trusted.
What happened to you, my dear husband?
Your mind thinks the dream is real, and so it is making it real. You have to think of the most bizzare, out of placed thing as possible. Your mind should register it as fake from then on.
I do but he wont org me.
I have an idea… are you ok with potions?
I’ve never had one I don’t know.
They’re bitter and repulsive, but they help. After we go hunting, I want you to drink this one, please (Holds up vial of bluish green liquid) It should help you tonight 😉
Oh god..not potions…
(passes out).
Yes! Make Jessy drink that potion!
It will surely help!
(smashes vial) ARC said for you to drink it. I’ll find something else.
OMG ! Larcus! Alex we have help him. Arc go drop de@d somewhere.
Larcus is annoying me.
Screw it, I am not ARC, I am far worse.
Jessy… Larcus IS ARC….
Larcus was Arc, until Zyboragon and Jessy turned him into an insignificant vampire.
When I took this form, it was easy to overpower him.
Nice to meet you, I’m the sick individual that has been causing so many problems, I am one the Anti’s.
I fight for your nonsurvival.
Why can’t you let him go?
I want both him and Jessy to suffer.
Why would he want to. 😈
Jessy you can’t avoid me forever I can wait for all eternity for you and you will take my hand it’s the only way.
Are you the one making my husband and daughter act this way too?
If so, I’ll give you props, you almost drove me to suícíde.
I’ve done many things to affect the lives of many survivors here.
Your sister is going to make a nice bride.
I like this Arc a man after my own heart.
Grr… Yes she would. She’s like a scarless, not emo me. Only smarter and less hard headed.
*growl* but why would that concern you?!
You have one chance: exit the ARC with your hands up and leave. If you don’t then things will be most unpleasant for you.
Do you like nightmares?
😈
Oh little Hound, I’m already inside your mind.
You better like nightmares, because the way I see it, you’re hitting on my sister.
And I don’t like it when bad men do that.
😛 Oh look a furry pigeon named Mr Mutt. 😛
Well you had fair warning, now the fight begins.
Look! It’s good old Damion. I know you’re being a jerk but how’s it going?
Don’t worry… it’s not like she’s going to do anything…
What happened to Vissy, Enerion, Crystal, and Lady V?
Who?
My sister, Her friend, Jessy’s Aunt, and Zyboragon’s daughter.
Enerion… Please tell me you’re still out there… Somewhere…
… Please…
Sorry for my absence… These hatchlings really need their mother… they won’t even look at anyone else….the bond between parents and hatchlings is just too strong.
How’s Jessy? Can somebody help bring her to me?
Can I help?
Don’t you have your own children to protect?
Sorry, they are whining and I’m starting to get very protective.. Parenting instincts.. These whined make me believe they are in danger.. It’s all noise…
Hoo hee haa ha hoo hee hee ha hoo ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.
😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
No, I mean, you want out kids to meet? It’ll be rowdy, but at least there will be one mom and one dad looking after them.
OOOOH You are like that?
What’s that supposed to mean,
*mockingly* Hunnie?
Jessy, are you ready to go?
Jessy is in potential danger… Please bring her here..
Okay…. Jessy… Go to Zyboragon before me…
Zyboragon you wanted to see me.
Ah! You’re already here?
I didn’t hear you over the all the crying..
I’m sorry Alex I can’t I Still have feelings for Larcus it would not be fair to you or him I’m sorry.
Jessy, please come here, I want to examine your nightmare problem… The hatchlings also kind of liked you..
Ok I hope they like me I’ve looked after them enough times and there my cousins.
Yeah… I guess Poppy was wrong..
No Jessy Zyboragon can’t help you.
Would you bet your life on that Damion?
Has scarly been on the site lately?
Scarly hasn’t been on lately but she tries to pop in once in a great while..
*growl* says the man who had three wives. *snarl*
Actually I’ve only had two, but who’s counting? And aside from that I have stayed loyal to my wives whereas you are trying to put yourself out there. And, let’s face it-
(laughs)
Your bark is way worse than your bite.
I’d laugh if it weren’t so pathetic. Eh, what the heck. I’ll laugh anyway.
(begins laughing hysterically)
I’m not putting myself out there. I’m trying to care for my kids. Unlike you:
You forgot about our forty-seven kids. They were crying for me and I had to fly here with one bad wing, a slit throat and no tail.
You probably also forgot about Annette. She probably ran off somewhere.
We do have alot . Zyboragon needs some for sure, I feel so lost 😥 Thanks Alex.
C’mon, cheer up.(kisses you softly) I’m probably d3@d for doing that…
Thank you both for thinking of these little terrors.
🙂
Aaawwww 😳 ok I hope Jessy will be ok. 🙂
She’ll be fine as long as she listens to Z 🙂
I’m doing everything I can, can you two get over here? She may need emotional support.
Okay. Let’s go Poppy
If I just stand there sighing, snap me out of it..I miss Bebe horribly..
Okay. Poppy, we need to help Jessy with emotional support and if Z starts sighing we need to get him focused on the surgery again
How’s the surgery going? Did you find the problem? Z? Z? (slaps z on the back)
Ok I hope Zyboragon can help Jessy.
He said She’ll be fine… Jessy will be fine as long as she thinks about Larcem.. I’m forgetting names.
I’m going to slap you if you forget mine.
Jessy, wake up!! How do you feel?
I don’t know better than before. Thanks Zyboragon is Larcus around ?
I’m not in the mood for this right now.
Bebe’s survivor of the month profile page.
I’m sorry Z I understand talk to you later I’ll pray now for Bebe and friend.
Hello little ones mommy’s home.( kiss and hugs them)
Bebe can I stay wiyh you ?
Run out of clever comebacks, have you?
No. Sorry, I’m a vigilante in my town. I was kind’ve patrolling my neighborhood. What were you saying?
A mental vigilante? Somehow the two don’t seem to mix…
Somehow.
I’m not mental. I’m actually quite mentally stable. And, considering I save people on a daily basis, play in a band, play bass, play football, and the fact that I’m eccentric and goth at the same time: You’d think that you’d give me more credit.
You’re also a self loather.
I can tell you’re lying. A while back you said you needed to take pills. When you talked normal you had taken a dose. If you said “we” instead of “I” you hadn’t taken your meds.
Keep your stories straight.
They’re REALLY inconsistent.
Perhaps everything I told you before was a lie. Did you ever think of that?! Huh?! I’m sick and tired of you! You always put me in a bad mood, you’re annoying, you constantly bicker, you try to catch my insecurities even though I don’t ever show you my real ones, and you are constantly nasty.
(throws ring)
Keep it or throw it away! I don’t care it’s not mine anymore!
(disappears into shadow)
Oh Arghana… Don’t worry. I know it’s not you. If it REALLY you, you wouldn’tve fallen in lœv with me in the first place.
Yeah, well, that’s it. I’m a single mom of forty-nine. Two of my children were taken away. My husband got sick of me and left. My sister and mom díed in an accident. But somehow, I survived.
If you really felt that way, you wouldn’tve proposed to me.
(voice becomes apparent from everywhere at once)
Go feed yourself to alligators or something, guilt trip. That’s about how much I care about you.
I know honey. I know. I lœv you too.
Has anyone seen Jessy?
Bebe oh Bebe where art thou Bebe I’ve come back for you Bebe. BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE BEBE.
My wife is off limits.
Bebe married you ? Ha ha ha well thats just crazy . Oh well you win some you lose some. Congrats man…
Married happily with four hatchlings.
Well then I guess Bebe is happy…. I wonder if Poppy is.
Bebe is the sweetest person in the world, I don’t understand why you like tormenting her and her family so much, they are so Ioving, if you apologized you would be forgiven and even welcomed here.. Why must you continue?
Ah thats the point there too nice and sweet like candy especially Bebe. Some one that sweet is just waiting to be snack on. ha ha ha…………………………….Bebe Bebe Bebe
It’s sad, you have the opportunity to do so much yet you continue making the wrong decisions.
Bebe is influencing me, she is so great..I’m starting to see the good in the world again, you have some left in you..
Let me help you.
ARGH!
*holds stomach* Damn contractions…