1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Ha Bebe what did I tell you. There will be no wedding and you will lose Zyboragon forever now beg for mercy.
You know what the purpose is, you don’t know the aftermath though do you?
Your kind has seen so many mistakes because you fail to think things through.
ARC is correcting where you have created errors!!
What mistake Arc ? Why ?
Canned soup.
LP ( catches you and puts you on the couch ) what’s wrong LP how can I help you ?
Arc stop toying with her just spit it out tell her that her life is going to end from what will happen.
Oh, but it doesn’t! She lives for a very long time.
I know Arc I don’t want to believe you I already talked to Zyboragon and Zyboragon . Arc you starting to scare me . 😥
You are afraid of what ARC knows that you have yet to figure out.
The mistake, the mistake!
Well Bebe it must be that you can not marry Zyboragon that it’s a mistake.
Wrong again Mace!
Canned Soup.
Arc why are you saying canned soup ? Arc I’ve bin up all night just tell me please. ( grabs tummy ) Ouch !
Tummy, eggs, canned soup, mistake.
Follow ARC?
Ok Arc where are we going ?
This is why ARC was hitting walls with ARC’s face, ARC likes you Bebe, your mind is like a brick when you’re scared though.
I like you too Arc but we can’t I’m getting married to Zyboragon . When we where togeather as gargoyals you had your chance now it’s too late . I l0ve Zyboragon and yes sometimes my heads a brick wall. 😆
Arc I do l0ve you remember I d!ed for you and you will always have a place in my heart.
Brickhead, ARC wasn’t implying what you think ARC was implying, ARC is with Val again.
Men are so confusing and so clueless. 🙄
It doesn’t get much better on the other side, women have proven to be equally confusing and clueless.
Ha ha you should marry Arc now that would be funny. 🙂
Mistake!
Ethervain, Ethervain!
Mistakes will be fixed.
No Arc not ethervain why Arc why ?
Oh yes, Ethervain!
ARC’s soul is part of Ethervain, the mistake is the canned soup.
The code.
ERROR.
Arc your not making any sense I think I better get you to Zyboragon your not functioning well. 😕
ARC is going home, ARC tried.
If I ever meet you off the site I’m going to bite you. 🙂
Bite ARC? If ARC is a clone of Zyboragon, what exactly would you be doing to him?? 😯
Hey ARC! Lol! Oh and the code is pous dennac!
Oh no, that’s not right.
Sick jokes, sick jokes, you are messing with ARC.
Now why would I dO that?
Apparently ARC is fun to mess with. 🙁
Arc you are impossible 😆 I hope you and Val are very happy you deserve it . See you at the wedding bring munchies . 🙂 🙂 🙂
ARC is not impossible, ARC has saying fairly reasonable things, you have mistaken them all, there will be no wedding.
Arc I’m hurt, confused, very upset and in pain. What am I to do? Fine no wedding as long as I’m with Zyboragon untill the day I d!e I l0ve him and I’ll support and be there for him no matter what life throws at us. Zyboragon is the only reason I live a happy life .
ARC is afraid, if ARC is a clone won’t ARC be replaced too?
I hope not I like you this way but any Arc is better than no Arc. I really hope not. I would really miss you.
You want to bite ARC, one day you might have your chance.
*in sleep* no! No! Arghana! Stay away! *grunts* get off me! No! What the hell are you—? No! NO! You are not going to–! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Get off me! Someone help! Please! He’s… HE’S—!
Bebe! Stop staring at me and help! Wha–? No! You too…! Baby? What baby?! There’s only Annette? Pregnant? Me?! No! That’s a lie!!! No! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
LP I’m the one having kids 4 of them 🙂 are you on anything ? Your not making sense fist Arc (sigh) I do miss him now your going funny.
I’m disliked. I can tell that I am not wanted.
AP how can you say that of course your wanted I welcomed you as family. 😥
*eyes open* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
……………
My stomach! AHHHHhhhh….? The master wasn’t lying. We had… It. He stopped seeing me and said I was pregnant one day. I didn’t believe him. Does this dream mean…?
(puts on jacket)
I know that you apparently can’t stand me, but I don’t regret saving you.
Please, Arghana, it’s my nightmares. IT knows you’re close, so IT poses as you! IT’s driving me insane!
(hugs)
Then you must fight it.
I can’t Arghana! It’s you! It’s- AHHHHHHHHH! Get out of my head! Me?! Pregnant?! But Markem’s—! With the master?! That’s…. That’s a lie! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Then I will be here to protect you.
Arghana… AAHHH… Arghana… Find Annette. Bring her… Please… I barely realized who she is. My daughter. *grabs your arm and says through clenched teeth* Arghana…. I… I- *faints*
LP I have her. Annette go to your mom. I’ll be right here.
*smile* mom? Do you really remember me? *hugs LP’s unconscious body* I hope you wake up soon… *tail extends and wraps around LP’s tail* I l0ve you…!
I’ll stay with you Annette and LP ( covers you and LP with blanket )We will find away to help your momma.
Bebe you really should Stay in your dragon form as in your human form your so easy to get to. ( puts a sleeping spell on Annette ) that’s better she’s such a pest ( grabs Bebe by the hair drags and throws you onto bedroom ) now Bebe your going to give me what I want !
Mace get away from me ( throws lamp at you and run for the bathroom locks door )Don’t touch me fre@ck.
( crawls out bathroom window)
Run little rabbit run ( breaks bathroom door grabs you) no so fast Bebe ( sinks metal fangs into your neck ) you taste very good Bebe now your mine.
Soon I’ll have the power from you and you will d!e .
Get off me ( pushes you away and jumps out window transforms into dragon and flys away ).
Go ahead Bebe you won’t get far.
It’s the end of the line, Mace, you’ll have to go through me if you want Bebe.
(shields Bebe).
*appears behind Mace and shoots him with a shotgun* man it’s been to long since I last got a chance to use this!
Ha your to late the b*tch will be mine . Nice shot dog and you lizard boy your mate Bebe tastes sssoooo good. 😈
I know she does, but that’s beside the point, you’ll still need to pass through me to get to her Mace.
Fine ( pushed you away ) move Z your not the one I want she is.
Too bad, as long as I’m alive you won’t be harming her.
(Stands in the way and shields Bebe).
Get out of the way Z let’s face it your old your not fast enough to stop me ( shoots you in the face with Mutter 6 shooter).
Was that supposed to hurt?
That’s right your part cyborg I’ll be back for her and then your de@d.
You’re going to fry, I will see that through before I díe.
Then the three of us will go together.
Nope, it will just be you.
Or should say 7 of us. 😈
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Did he mean Mutts six shooter?! And who’s he calling a dog!!!
Who knows?
I have a wedding to get to, if Bebe is still willing.
I’m here Zyboragon I was getting my scales polished. I’m so excited. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Bebe, what happened? I think I fell asleep… Why is everything broken? Why is there blood everywhere? And where’d you go?!?!?!
I’m calling you a dog or your a fluffy pigeon Mutt.
Bebe don’t you look nice how’s the neck. 😈
Zyboragon I hope you enjoy your wedding because it’s your last.
Glad you made it Bebe.
Mace, of course this is my last wedding, I’m marrying Bebe, I couldn’t possibly do any better!
Zyboragon you look wondreful and I couldn’t imagine being with anyone better ! Your my king of kings. 🙂
Ok now I’m getting sick . Later lizards. Annette your parents will be de@d before the end of tonight so have fun.
Dog: small docile mammal that walks on 4 legs.
Me: Bäd @ss, blood thirsty, terrifieing, immortal that turns into a Bäd @ss, bloodthirsty, terrifieing, immortal WOLF.
LP it is okay. I will never leave your side. 😳
Annette I was attack be mace and he bite me. Now I’m getting ready to marry Zyboragon I have been waiting for this I’m so excited.
I’m speechless… That’s all I can say..
Oh Bebe! I’m so happy for you! You guys have fun, I would go, but my mom needs me… *whispers* and I need her too… *smile*
Your cute when your speechless (kisses you) . 🙂
Thats ok Annette go be with your mom I hope she’s better soon.
Zyboragon you alright?
I’m fine, I’m just thinking..
Ok 🙂
I’m also sipping on a cup of chili, I’m quite cold.
I’m eating candy rockets, why are you cold? turn the heat up.
If only it were that simple.. Are you alright Bebe?
Well I’m feeling a little funny I not sure really how I feel……
Well, let’s do this.
Now I’m excited….I’m ready. 🙂
I too am excited.
🙂 Should I start ?
Please, go ahead.
I Bebe Firestone Dutches of Maxbery Promise to L0ve, honor, cherish,and support Zyboragon in each and every way . I give you this ring made from my scales infused with my energy you are my life my l0ve my one and true soulmate.
I, the entity known as Zyboragon, promise to be there for Bebe, when she is happy, sad, or scared, to comfort her, to protect and cherish everything that makes her who she is, I will Iove her and continue putting her before everything else.
You have a ring forged from my scales, with a gem that is impossible to find, with one last as adjustment to be made, my soul, to be placed inside the gem, so that it may be carried by the one who deserves it most, my literal soulmate.
I give my soul to Zyboragon who also deserves it most my Literal soulmate. 🙂
I Lady V Queen of the void witness and bind you as two would as one. Your now husband and wife….congats. you may kiss your wife.
Thank you Lady V.
Bebe… (kisses you like never before).
And I Mutt the Hybrid say “Congradulations!!!” and give you both my gift of a gold watch for Zyboragon, and armband for Bebe. Now I’ve enchanted these to do a few things. One, they will only break if one of you dįes otherwise they are completely invincible. Two, as long as each of you are wearing them, you will know where the other is. And finally, they will cause most projectiles and spells from coming anywhere near you. And now I make my exit!
WOW 😯 now thats a kiss (gggrrr) 🙂
Your welcome.
I also have a gift may your children grow strong and healthy and make you proud. ( casts spell) I too will exit now . 😆 have fun .
Thank you Mutt.
Bebe, I made a nest, we should hurry, you’ll be laying the eggs soon.
Well now that we are alone ( bites and scratches you )ggggrrrr ( pounce)……
No I…ok I am in pain…..
And I… Think Lady V and I should do this again.
Bebe Zyboragon I felt that Bebe was in pain I’m here to help . Congratulations by the way.
Half Breed are you saying what I think your saying…. 😯
Ok ok I’ll back off. *wanders off with tail tucked between legs*
Dren, if you have nothing to do tonight wanna play D3? (I’m stuck. I dont know why. The Templar will not use Heal every time I get below 5%)
Wp, we can get married without interuptions Sunday this week or next week 🙂
Interruption! Coffee shop monstorum in latveria one hour.
Has anyone been being plagued by people who you know are dęad, because you kįlled them and then burned their bodies so they couldn’t come back? Just me? Oh well.
Yes! ARC is having that problem.
So who’s bothering you? And don’t say “Mr. Mutt” cause that’s a given.
One of Zyboragon’s relatives.
Hi guys!! What’s goin on?
Agharna may I ask if u would use this machine on me… I built it to amplify normal strength in other words use it to turn any one superhuman! I’ll use it on u too just as soon as I can be sure it works *walks in to reveal a large chamber*.
Terribly sorry Bebe, I know that the eggs are sudden..we don’t exactly have natural lives though… 😆
I know (lol) oh!!! AAAHHHH THERE COMMING !!!
I’m here…just relax, you’ll be fine.
Ok Bebe you know what to do relax and breath.
Thank you Poppy.
RELAX AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BREATH YOU F**KING RELAX AND BREATH !!!!
Here’s my arm, be as violent as you need to be Bebe..
Hold her down Z your welcome I doing this for Bebe .
Way ahead of you.
Sh*t Bebe 😯 they …… There 😯 metal metallic….. Push Bebe.
Babies? Bebe! I’m so happy for you! Right, I don’t think egg birth is the same as live birth but… Deep breaths, in through your nose, out your mouth.
AAAHHHH Zyboragon my l0ve when there born does AAAAHHHHNNNAAAA (bites you ) mean your ……..
Hold on Bebe, I’ll be there. *picks up Ann and starts to fly to your location*
Z – I’m on X, btw.
You’re doing great Bebe, just continue please… 🙁
The midwife said they where very SSSSHHH****tttt ( claws dig in )AAAAGGGGHGHHGHHHHH….SPECIAL….:cry:…Zyboragon 😥
Yes, they are special, they will always be special…
One more Bebe …. You can do it breath Bebe .
Bee, I’m here. You’re doing good. Ha, your babies are going to be cute. Bebe, just a little bit more.
Congratulations Bebe and Z four eggs you better rest Bebe your very worn out…. I got to go back home Drens waiting. Bye and congrats.
Poppy, take this box with you, it’s for your hatchlings. The trinkets are color coded so you know which one belongs to which.
Thank you for your help.
Thanks Z I wish things where different between ……well you know.
Yes…
Thanks Poppy.
Zyboragon 😥 there so beautiful 😥 so tired 😥 . (kisses you).
Yes, now…I’m off to go díe.
Zyboragon lets do it togeather (kisses you and hold your hand ) 🙁
If that’s your wish….
It is I l0ve you Zyboragon.
Oh!! There live! Not eggs *looks at photo on phone*.
GO ON BEBE!!!!! 🙂 Everyone here’s routin for u *stands in room on phone with jack only* tip: use cream I gave to dren here’s some more
Agharna it’s the switch on the left!!!
Make sure u rub that cream on those eggs!! It’s got protein nutrients and bio chemically enhanced vitamins!! It’ll make them twice as strong I’m bringin u the hatchlings birthday cake! 😀 😥 Man it’s so beautiful!
*eyes turn dark red* A NEWBORN IS COMING.
But I don’t want a sibling, momma.
LP just a bit of advice, don’t trust agharna! no matter what he says or does don’t trust him!
p.s. congratz on the eggs bebe!!
HE DIDN’T DO THIS TO ME. THE MASTER DID. THE MASTER DID NOT USE A RUBBER. HAHAHAHA!
I did not mean your pregnancy. Agharna may have saved you, but he is not meantally stable.
THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE THEM.
Μπορεί η σχέση σας να είναι ευτυχής και καλά. Πολύ καλύτερη από τη δική μου. Μπορεί οι θεοί παρακολουθούν πάνω σας.
ME? WITH ARGHANA? LAUGHABLE. HE IS A CLOSE FRIEND, BUT MARKEM IS MY MATE.
That was a blessing applied to whomever your mate was, I was not sure. Not Agharna, whom of which I curse with a thousand plagues!
HAHAHA. A BLESSING? THE MASTER NEEDN’T– ??? Akantha?
ARC is alive!!!! Where’s the canned soup?
yes LP?
What… What just happened…? Oh— oh my head!
you might want to take an aspian for you head and you were just yelling at me about your “master”. that is a brief version of what happened.
ARC is under mod.
First ARC gets lied to and now this?
Her her her her her her her her….BEEF!
ARC demands beef stew!
Arc is in l0ve with Bebe.
Aha! Hello My Lady I’m back!
Hello my l0ve I missed you.
My lady I would like to give you this *hands a box* this box has a chunk of my bone in the form of a ring. I ask that, becuase of the circumstances, you remarry me. *I kneel and raise the box. I Open it and on the inside is a beautiful gold ring.*
Sorry,I am out of soup but I neve lied to you ARC.
Argh! Lies!!
excuse me?
ARC feels funny…
What is wrong Arc ?
No, ARC is in Iove with you Val, but you just forgot about ARC. 😡
ARC typed in “LadyV” autocorrect changed it to Val.
ARC fell for Lady V.
Sorry Arc I’m with Half Breed he is my one and only.
ARC knows….it’s not fair, ARC liked you V, when you were eviI, ARC didn’t need a spell to fall for you….
ARC is sad…
ARC I thought you couldn’t feel emotions.
When Half Breed and I bonded my heart grew back and my daughters Wolf Princess and Val triggered them.
This is one of those not so rare moments when I feel really stupid…
Arc you would like my neice she is ev!l worse than I was I’ll introduce you to her later.
ARC doesn’t want that… ARC’s eyes look weird.
Sorry ARC wasted your time being a toy one day and then being abandoned.
Sorry you feel that way I was ev!l then Talking about being abandon you were not there for me when I really needed you Half Breed was and has proven to me that he l0ves me . Go feel sorry about your self elsewhere.
Exactly, you were eviI, Zyboragon forced ARC away… ARC really wanted to be near you, ARC couldn’t break free…
You’re not a cyborg, you wouldn’t understand the codes….
hi ARC glad to know your alive. Sorry I’m currently out of canned soup.
Ugggh, my head. Whats going on? What year is it? Last i remembered i Hit my head on the top of a cave, and now… Oh. im lying in a cave…. OOOOoooooooooooh a spellbook!
Leave spell books alone, all your magicks cause nothing but trouble.
Thats not true, I can think of a number of times when my magicks have helped people! Besides, i was wrong, it was a scroll (to be fair i was still slightly concussed.) I have contained my excitement, and have bought it back to my chi garden, as scrolls usually have bending techniques. It appears to be about ice-bending, surprising, not many know how to ice-bend.
How the hell did you comment on a broken page? How the hell did ARC do the same?
ARC wishes someone could explain why ARC’s eyes are glowing blue instead of the usual red..
Hi Arc my names Jessy I’m a demonic vampire your eyes may be blue because your possessed {chuckle} do you know if theres someone to eat around here.
Jessy, Jessy… Dark, twisted sense of humor, good hygiene, a familiar face… and a few more minor details…
Impressive, why does ARC know you though?
Jessy, ARC knows you somehow, where does ARC know you from?
Has anyone seen Mutt? He never got back last night and Nightshade and Susan are looking around fir him.
MAYBE THE MASTER NEEDED HIM. MAYBE HE NEEDS ANOTHER WORTHLESS MUTT SITTING BY HIS THRONE. *giggle* HE COULD BE LOCKED TO THE MASTER’S CHAIR RIGHT NOW, WHINING LOUDLY, OR MAYBE HE’S IN A SMALL CORNER, TAIL INBETWEEN HIS LEGS. *giggle* WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT, MS. BLACKWOLF?
Why don’t you tell me who your Master is, before I rīp out your spįne and beat you with it?
You sound fun hi my name is Jessy I’m a demonic vampire are you a griffin hybred ?
*giggle* THAT SOUNDS FUN… HEY, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW CUTE YOUR PUPS WERE. *giggle* IS THIS ONE NIGHTSHADE? HE’S CUTE.
Have a nice trip *throws LP off cliff* time to move again *picks up Nightshade, and Susan and dissapears*
HAHAHA. RUNNING FROM YOUR PROBLEMS WON’T SOLVE ANYTHING. NEITHER WILL THROWING PEOPLE OFF CLIFFS. ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE WINGS. IT’S TOO BAD TOO. YOU’RE BOYFRIEND WOULD NEED THE HELP. *sigh* IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHERE HE WAS…
Ofilia is unavalible right now, please reveal Mutts location before I dęstroy you.
LP, back off, the pups are too important, Zyboragon would want Mutt to see them grow.
Stand down.
ARC is going to stand alongside Ice.
HEH. I WAS JUST LOOKING AT HIM. I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF DOING ANYTHING TO OFILIA’S PUPS. I’M A MOM TOO, IF YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN.
Where is Mutt?
WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, MUTT IS IN- *eyes dilate and turn blue* huh? Where am I? ARC? What are you doing here?
ARC is lonely, ARC is trying to make ARCself useful, it’s not going well…
ARC? What’s wrong…? You look REALLY sad. Here, why don’t you come with me and Annette to a Starbuck’s, or something?
Testing an html my friend sent me… No idea what this does.
Dad? *eyes start to glow* Dadda?! *starts running to you* Dadda?! DADDA!
Can we go to this page, Arghana? My comments don’t want to post on that one…
Same problem… >.>
Jessy, someone named Zyboragon opened up the mind of Lady V, she has been clean ever since, you’re aunt Vee is deád as ARC recalls, and ARC has taken a liking to you already.
No funny business, ARC promises.
Autocorrect: 34,057
ARC: 0
Hail! I’ve been gone from like… 2 weeks ago… How has the Smithy guy’s possession went on itself? Has it been removed or is it still there? If such; I’d gladly offer my services as to help him through this… “mixing stage”. If such thing has been healed, I greet you, fellow lycanthrope, rok-kon-gratt. Shall it not make sense, I say it is, in Earthish… Congratulations. I don’t think anyone cares about my opinion, or whatever the hell happened to me. However, I have been on quests and missions assissting the ascension of Leviathan, in hopes that he, a prince of hell would change his ways, to protect all in the seas from his deviant ways. Until such, I give my best regards to my old friend Seth, All Lycanthropes, past, present and future, as well as to all those who belong to their groups. As Seth would say, Keep on keeping on. Losh-i-rak Roklann.
By the way, Brother Seth, I’d like to inform you that my excursion to Roklann has been successful. I have fully learned the high creation’s tongue. Here are some phrases:
Eternal- Roklann (Means as; “we are one”, “we live together”)
Greetings- Ogar-Ash’ius (Brother, Hello.)
Farewell- Bro-Daneal (Light or Hell, We live as one.)
To War!- Feirshir-Ae’ol!!! (Means- We live eternally!)
Rayo’al Roklann!
Aka’putr Roklann! –
Tru’piol Roklann!
(We fight eternally, We strive eternally, We are eternity!)
Hail TLR,
Hey thanks for stopping by. It has been a while. Your brand of cheerful cyber WW advice has been missed. Although if you’re wondering why I didn’t reply sooner, maybe it has something to do with the fact your re-appearance broke the WW page for almost a week. So am I to guess you are now a demon cyber wolf now? How’s life with the prince? I bet he’s pretty demanding. What name is he going by these days?
Losh-i-rak Roklann back at you!
Seth
Message for the werewolf on my lawn:
Stop bothering me.
Side note for the werewolf on my lawn: I noticed that little hand gesture you made, do it again and I’ll go all ARC on you.
I’ll have a Warewolfs wrap with zombie salad on the side and a vampire milk shake. 😈
Guys am I still annoying?? 🙁 it’s starting to drag now I may leave the site but u would love that I bet!
Hi Smithy (hugs you) contrats on Raven and you having à baby. 🙂
Hail Smithy,
Idk if you’ve noticed but The Lance Rock, international cyberwolf and site crasher, has a question for you above:
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/werewolves/comment-page-96#comment-147427
Losh-i-rak Roklann,
Seth
Thx bebe I do try to change but until I can show that no one seems to listen (pulls out cream) I still think u should use this.
Hail Smithy!
Meant to reply to this sooner.
“If you judge a fish on its ability to climb trees, it will spend its whole life thinking that it is stúpid”.
Now, you’re not stúpid, you’re not annoying, you’re just different. I believe we’ve all been a bit unfair to you, I’ll be the first to apologize for that, we each have a voice here and with you, it seemed that our voices were often muted or misunderstood. If you comment, don’t just put what you want, put some heart into your comments, if you do that you’re sure to have a better experience here, just react naturally to everything that occurs here.
Now get out there and keep on with the survival eh?
Thank you Smithy for the cream I’ll put it to good use. I miss you on site how is Jack ?
Cheers lance rock it’s gone but I’m trying to build a machine that’ll cure my madness. Thx for the R seth
Oh great… Just when i thought my ears wont bleed again…
Dren, stop.
Oh I’m the one who’s wrong. He’s had way to many chances. Until I see he’s changed, I’m not going to change my attitude towards him…
Nobody is wrong, no matter where someone stands in this, they have a valid point of view.
I just want to see the constant insulting disappear for a while, whether it’s directed at Smithy or AP or anyone else for that matter..
Are you saying that they don’t deserve it. They are always the instigator. I defend us from they’re mean or useless remarks…
Of course I’m not going to say that, I am going to say that I’m tired of it and that a new approach might pose different results.
I wonder if I should pursue other goals in life considering I’m a vampire now, robotics and science don’t seem as compelling as they once were.
Such as?
Hey Larcus good morning doing something différent sounds great you could become an artist . Have you ever dreamed of anything that you would like to do.
Much like Zyboragon, I’m bad at everything I do.
Thanks lARCus.
I needed something to lift my spirits…
Who’s crazier? Me or AP?
Bebe your home now safe .
Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooo!!!! Take me back I have to save my son ! TAKE ME BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“freezes you to the floor and removes your voice ) Bebe you have to Stay you have to listen to me I have told you before your more than Zyboragon’s wife your DNA must be protected.
I’m here, can you restore my mother?
(I unmute my voice ) Why are you doing this ? Who cares about my farking DNA !!! I want my family home safe now let me go !!!
Very well. Your free Bebe.
Calm down mother, please.
Well some tell me why ?
I’m happy that you’re alive…I didn’t get to save you last time.
You don’t know 😯 I thought you did.
You don’t need to panic.Zanthre can take care of himself.
I cannot, I am pathetic.
No your not. Let me go with you.
Don’t say that you are not. I’m proud of you 😥 I l0ve you . Don’t ever say that again.
I’m dangerous, if I snap again I might be too much a burden.9
Everyone is a burden, adding more weight wont make a difference.
Zanthre I…I it’s ok you can’t be everywhere all the time (hugs you) your safe now. What about the others Jessy, Annette. Thank you Alex 🙂 . Now Lady V thanks but please tell why my DNA is so important you have been saying it is since I met you why?
(Hugs mother)
Everyone else is alive, I’ve never really been hugged..it feels…safe.
🙂 Zanthre get use to it I hug every one
I can’t, you see…I’ve altered the timeline, your alive now mother, your life is going to affect me greatly, you might change my entire being, I’m probably going to fade.
Take care of little Zanthre though…he has a rough life awaiting him.
(disappears).
Bebe your DNA is complet as in complet for all créatures . We ( nods to everyone here) or our DNA is complet for what we are designed to be yours is complet for every créature everywhere.
What ? I still don’t understand.
And that DNA resides within her children, me being the one that easily corrupted, was taken away by eviI.
With my DNA I was going to be able rule all of existence and create my own race.
I tired so dumb it down a bit.
Agreed!
Bebe, it means that your DNA is the perfect building structure, it can combine with any other kind of DNA, this would allow all species to unify into one or heal any kind of disease in the universe, it’s how Zyboragons scale became a part of you and you altered into his species.
Now THAT makes more sense.
Yes Zanthre that’s right Bebe every créature has legs say two strands and 42 to 43 cromeazones ( I know I spelled it wrong) you and your children have 7 strands and 88 to 89 crom….
Zanthre :cry:….. So why me?
You’re are the one, Neo.
Alex neo ?
Lady V, we must tell Bebe about Jessy.
Look at me!! I’m a gargoyle vampire!
I forgot, most girls have not seen that movie. Refrence FAIL!
Matrix jokes at a valid time, good going Alex.
Don’t worry Bebe about Zanthre that was your future son the same one that hatch today.
What about Jessy is she ok?
Arc sorry Larcus do we have too.
What is it Lady V tell me please.
It’s the only way she’ll understand..
Jessy is fine, there’s just something about that Lady V should tell you Bebe.
Bebe Jessy is you , your Aunt and uncle could not have children so they stole your DNA and had Jessy.
Jessy is Still your neice but you with extra good stuff added her life makes her différent than yours.
😯 😯 😯 Jessy……I got to sit down this is alot…….
Extra good stuff added indeed. Jessy is the nicest person I’ve ever met.
DNA umm…? (does a blood test).
Thank Smithy and yes she is take good care of her Larcus.
I will Bebe. (shows you a ring).
Don’t tell!
I hope she can handle seeing me as a gargoyle now…
Larcus thats….. oh my gosh (hugs you )my lips are sealed. Larcus Jessy is crazy about you I don’t think she would care even if you where a potato 😆 she l0ves you. 🙂 🙂 🙂 . Lady V why do you have to go back ? How’s the blood test Smithy ?
I’m sorry I’m late, there was an entire army trying to steal our eggs Bebe. I have retrieved all of them.
Zyboragon 😥 I’m so happy and upset at the same time our son Zanthre I’m so proud of him. 😥
Come with me, I have something to show you.
Ok lead the way (takes hand). 🙂
(Shows you a dark green hatchling).
Meet Zanthre.
Aaaawww Zanthre mommys here (picks him up and hugs him). 🙂 🙂 🙂
Oh Aunt B uncle Z he is so cute. 🙂
The next egg is hatching.
Tee hee this is so exciting. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Bebe, this is a girl, she has your color.
Lets call her hope.
What about the two that looks like twins? There almost out.
At least I think it’s your color…I can’t tell what color you are through the metal. Forgive me, I may still be slightly dazed.
Ah the twins… This should be interesting, whatvdinyou hope they are?
I’m a pearly white Hope has a little more blue she’s beutiful.
I don’t care as long as there healthy. 🙂
Can I hold Zanthre ?
Sorry Bebe, most of the time when you’re in the sun you look tab or orange to me, I get slightly confused.
They’re hatching!!
Yes, Jessy hold Zanthre. Hope is a biter anyways.
Yes you can Jessy(hands Zanthre to you). Thats ok sweetheart the sun reflects the orange only in the shade can you tell. Oh look they have your color aaawww there cute and there boys. (giggle)
What? I thought it was a boy and a girl?
Let me check again.
You might be right uncle Z I’m so excited. Tee hee
Wow I have four new cousins. Wheres Crystal and Larcus ? I was so hoping to dance with Larcus.
I guess I wont get à chance now. 🙁
I’ll have to wait a day or two to clarify what these two are.
Jessy, Larcus is getting something ready for you, that’s all he will let me tell you.
I’m sure you will get many chances Jessy as for me I’m never ever going to another ball ever.
I think I’ll go to sleep now. Goodnight Bebe.
Zyboragon if the sky turns red then I’ve failed and there comming. Find away to close the void when it does .
Lady V, when you’re there..you will have help from an unexpected source.
Take care.
You as well.
Bebe I’m queen of the void I have to stop a war from comming here. If I fail they will come here so I have to try to find a way to stop it. Good bye family tell Zyboragon to watch for my signal if I fail …….
I have to go back to the void now my work is not quite done . If you see Half Bleed tell him I l0ve him and miss him .
I ment Half Breed . Oh Larcus thats wonderful. Smithy how is Jack doing and Raven ?
😎
Any of my old friends, and even the new ones, along with my enemy’s:; you must go to the angel page! The war is begining
Jessy, would you like to dance?
Larcus you’ve changed….your Still cute 😳 I l0ve to dance . 🙂
Yes, I’m a vampire gargoyle.
Your DNA brought out this form, it’s what I enjoy being.
Aaawww I’m starting to sound like Aunt B . I really like your new look. (Kisses you ).
I’m going to turn in and feed the little ones good night Larcuc and Jessy (giggle). 🙂
You had the same idea Bebe!
Goodnight.
Good night aunt B uncle Z .
Yes Zyboragon I’m tired I’ll be right in after the kids are asleep good night (hugs and kisses ).
Urr bebe it’s appears ur blood is… How do I say “hyperactive” it means u have the ability to transform… It may explain why u were a Vampire then a gargoyle 😐 and then a dragon, it must be caused by other people the cells in ur blood react with different heart beats which is why u seem to always change when ur in love it’s because ur heartbeat increases over 160 I may be wrong I forgot how u transformed but if so take this tube and take a look it’s got some of Marcus’s blood in it !
I wonder who will be survivor of the month this month…… Also everyone buy diablo III its amazing
Yes, D3 is amazing.
Whats ur gamertag? perhaps we could play together sometime? what class do you like best?
Alex#12314
There ok Lady V but ravens not she was bitten by a pit viper 24 minitues ago we was in the garden… Gardening and our pet PV escaped and she was bitten whilst trimming the bushes, I’ll continue working on bebes DNA until I find a result.
S O S CALLING ALL SURVIVORS TO THE ANGEL PAGE
Copy that Q!
We still have to name the twins theres a boy and girl.
I name the girl you name the boy?
Ok.
How about Jade?
I l0ve it Jade is good luck.
How about Omar ?
Omar is good.
I guess it’s settled then.
Well there asleep now so what do you want to do ? gggggrrrr
Is that a playful grr, or are you fighting?
We are not fighting . 🙂
I’ve been meaning to but… Really Felix?! Really?!?! You are the only person I know who would put up posters about a site like this!
“IF YOU DON’T WANT ROACHES TO INHERIT THE EARTH, COME VISIT THIS SITE!”
Or…
“MEAT AND GREET THE SURVIVORS OF SETHONSURVIVAL!”
Or the best one…
“guaranteed to help you survive 99.98% of 25% of the time!”
XD
Hey, HEY! That was when I got my darn phone stolen. So shut it. Hah, biology was boring without it, but I survived! I friggin survived! GAWD DARN EET! At least Mr. Garza hasn’t caught me using it, yet! Kyle says he sticks it up his @#% before he gives it back. Just like Tyler with Serge’s comb!
Luv yew, Dannie! ^^’
Why?
What puzzles you, Bebe?
Where have you been ? I have’nt seen you in awhile. How’s life? The eggs all hatched I’m so excited. 🙂
Hello Bebe my name is Edwin your freinds with Enerion is she …….ah ok ? 😳
I want to blood you,
Peel you,
Wrap myself around you.
I want to squeeze you,
Eat you,
I just can’t get enough.
And if you
Move real slow, I’ll let it goooooooo!
I’m so excited!
And I just can’t hide it!
(I’m about to lose control and I think I like it!)
I’m so excited!
And I just can’t hide it!
(no no no no no)
Cause I know, I know, I know, I know I want you!
😯 😯 😯 I’m….. Ah 😯 sorry ? I’m with 😯 Zyboragon…I’m married sorry. I have to go…yes I’ve got check on things 😯 but thank you….?
Wow thats sorta creepy.
It’s a song from the 80’s.
I’m So Excited by The Pointer Sisters
Sorry, you said “I’m so excited!” and it triggered a reflex. It made me get up and start dancing and singing.
Bebe! I’m so lime green jello for your kids!
I ok lime green jello . Well I never heard that one before.
Belladonna Ashodonnel Jade Nightshade said that. Not too sure what it means, but it sounds peculiar!
Edwin? Why are you asking about me?
Sorry Bebe. I dozed off there..
That guy is hitting on your wife. I’m Edwin .
Am I, now? Why don’t you pause and rewind for a sec and see what me and Bebe are REALLY talking about. Please, don’t make good first impressions.
You Don’t Want The Other Half Of Me Coming Out To Play, Now Do You? 😈 😈 😈
Sorry man . ❓
Play nice boy’s. Edwin your are new here please read all the replies before you reply. Thanks 🙂
Hi Bebe.
(giggle) gggrrrr (snaps at you) tee hee (bites you neck) gggrrr.
I always like it when you’re playful Bebe.
(Bites your tail).
Hey bebe I got a load of your bolongings and I was thinking maybe if u look at them ur mood will change and u may transform into something different
Think about it… Marcus was a vampire u were also a vampire now ur with Z and now ur a dragon it’s just a test to see if its what cuases u to transform
Ugghh full moon fever!!
(giggle) and theres no one better to play with than you (scratches stomach)
What are best friends for if they don’t play?
I’m fortunate enough to be married to my best friend on the site.
(Chews your ear).
Yes thats what best friends are for ( bites chest ) Yes being married to you is the most wonderful thing that has ever happend to me on this site. (giggle)
Yes. I couldn’t have possibly said it better myself!
😀 🙂 🙂
Now what? 🙂
So what do you do for fun ?
Well, I spend a lot of time on this site, it makes the day go by and can hold my interest for a long time, occasionally I might play a video game as way to pass the time, it doesn’t happen often..
I don’t really have too much fun, I am currently in that phase where I don’t know what I want to do with my life, I’m trying to establish what my interests are and then I will attempt to pursue a career based on that interest.
It’s not fun but it gives me direction.
I spend my time on site work can be so boring at times but I do like gardening. I have à huge garden and I spend time with my coven.
I’ve never looked into gardening, although I actually understand why many people enjoy it.
You spend time with a coven? That must be interesting.
It is… I really am a 9th generation witch our coven has 28 members. Most of the members are your normal every day pepole then theres the goths and two sanguinarians there married and a few energy vampires.
I know very little of covens, or witches..hell even vampires are a bit blank over here.
😆 that ok a lot of pepole think I’m crazy my mother was very open to everything and my father just l0ved her he was from old money he had no clue what my mom was 😆
Crazy? You?
If you are, you hide it well.
Your life is just a really interesting story.
you really think so…I never thought of it that way. 🙂
It often takes the eyes of a less than ordinary person to see how special ones life really is.
You don’t seem to be a less than ordinary person I find you fastanating and very intelligent with a very good but warp sense of humor. 🙂
My mind is all I have, where I have come from, where I have sank, it is impossible for me to rise. I talk down about myself because it is all I’ve ever known, at the end of my lifetime I will have made little difference in this world.
Now don’t talk that way 🙁 even the smallest thing like a smile can make the differance in someones life. Even when you think one ever knows what good you do your wrong some one knows. I don’t have very many friends sure I know alot of pepole and they act nice and friendly but they really don’t know the real me and I don’t care. To me life is the little things a sunny day ‘a smile, I don’t care if pepole remember anything about my life.It’s better when they remember the moment for 1-2 seconds it can change something in there lives a smile can do that. So yes I believe you have made a difference in pepoles lives you have for me. (hugs you) 🙂
The more you get to know the real me the less you would begin to think of me.
I am a cynic, I do try to hide the person behind the screen.
I don’t think that even a cynic can do great things no matter how small. I sometimes get a peek behind the screen and I see glimpses of a caring man one who just needs a hug and a smile.
Damn…it’s nice having someone speak up for a change.. Still doesn’t make much of a difference, I’ve only been speaking the truth.
Well thats what friends and a wife does . You may not think you make a difference but you do and everyone does in there way and thats the truth.
I’ve suffered severe depression since I was a child, sorry if I’m a bit skeptical.
I understand (hugs and kisses you). well I think I’ll cheek on the hatchlings and go to bed comming. 🙂 😉
Goodnight/morning Bebe.
(giggle) goodnight/morning. 🙂
*stares at descending almost full moon*.
Edwin is turning into the old me!!!!!! 😯 RUNNAAWAYYYYY!!!! *storms outve door*
Guys, there is a lady in my street (this is in my house in aus) that I’m 100% sure is a vamp. She’s very pale and always uses an umbrella when walking down the street, even when it’s not raining. She always wears red lipstick, and today I noticed that some was leaking down her chin, so maybe it’s not lipstick.
Jaffa! Go to the witch page
Well try to avoid her or you could try to find out for sure .
Maybe she’s a goth . Every goth stays out of the Sun and in my city it’s normal gothic attiré to use a umbrella the lipstick down her chin well if it’s really cheap lipstick and really hot ….or grab à cross and à stake walk up to her and find out.
It wasn’t hot, it was like 10 degrees, it was bloôdy freezing today! I’m not that bothered by her, I’m part vamp. So the cross or stake wouldn’t work. Usually my vamp side stays away, but it’s been out a bit lately, I’m currently getting light-induced headaches. Oh well, it’s an excuse to stay home from school tomorrow.
Or, that would go horribly wrong.
What would? Btw I sent you the friend request on battle.net. Do you have D3?
Yeah
*screams and I wake up, breathing harshly*
(Was it all a dream? It must’ve been… There’s no way that I would find her after so long… But… I have to make sure…)
Hey guys? Have… Have you seen Enerion? I need to speak with her.
Yes LP? ❓
Can I see you? We… Need to talk.
I need to see you too, Enerion.
Okay….
Me first, please. Come to my location.
Very well, ❓
*Why does everyone want to see me*?
Please… Change to your dragon form. I need to make sure of something…
I’m not a dragon, I can’t turn into a …ouch!
*hand begins morphing*
Well-…that’s new..
🙂
What do you want from me?
The truth… *eyes glow blue* for me and you.
I don’t understand, what truth?
The truth of your origins.
No…leave me alone…that’s a part of me that’s buried, too much pain…. 😥
Of course… You buried it so deep within you, that you can’t remember me… 😥
What are you implying?
Wait until you’re fully changed. Then we’ll talk.
What’s going on?! 😥 😥 😥
WHAT’S GOING ON?!?! 😥 😥 😥
Okay LP, I think I’m ready.
I’m unsure, we’re about to find out though!
Enrion… *shifts into dragon form, which strangely looks like a mirror image of you, set apart by my scars and the fact that every breath summons a blast of “shadow energy”* it’s nice to see you again…
Sister.
I don’t like being lied too, my family is not of dragon kind, why I am in this form is unknown, and don’t steal my look!!! Every dragon I’ve ever possessed has carried my look, it’s billions of years old!!
Rebirth is a real B$@#% isn’t it?
I’m sorry… I know I sound crazy… But please believe me..!
*tries to hug you*
We are sisters. Twins. Enerion and Anerian.
Your scars look awful, here, I’ll fix you up..
You don’t believe me, do you?
*sob* maybe it’s better this way… You don’t remember what I did to mom… Or what I did to you…
*eyes light up* that’s it! Maybe… Maybe I can share my memories with you…
I became a guardian because of the horrible things you put us through, they are my family, you are not. I even had them renew my blood so that I wasn’t related to you.
Your scars are going to go away, leave me alone.
Enerion…! I didn’t… The thing in the cave! It… It wasn’t my… Fault…
You had the ability to choose, your choice…your consequence…
My heart can’t take anymore pain.
Enerion, I didn’t! No matter what I said while that thing controlled me! *eyes glow dark red* tell me one reason I would KĮŁŁ mom! She was the nicest being… *crying* why are you pinning this all on me?! Mom wouldn’t…! Mom…
Mom…
……..I just can’t look at you… I see that…thing…but youre right…
Come with me…I might need emotional support soon.
… Okay… *starts following Enerion*
I missed you… How long has it been, En?
Since I last saw you, 32,000,906 years have passed.
Damn… Thought we reached at least forty million…
Dinok Alok Fah Gein!!
😯
Geh Enerion, Daanik Daar Denek.
Aal Ahkrin Aak Gein.
Geh, Ankrin.
Dez Aak Gein, Zyboragon.
Enerion, Drey Dok…… Dir?
Geh…Zyboragon.. 😥
Nid……
😐 Geh Enerion, Alok Dalaak firheighn dahro’ok?
😆
Nust Oblaan.
LP?
Oblaan? Nid!!
Aam?
Paan meen?
Hi Edwin.
Hi Enerion how are you feeling today?
Okay I haven’t been on for a day, what’s happening!!!
Hound! Did you find eviI?
First off: I’m an Angel you little guardian!
Secondly: no but I found and rescued my children. So buzz off!! And give me info!!! I want to know what’s going on!!!
Hound is the name of a friend of mine, you look..
Nevermind…. I’ll go “Buzz off”.
Hi muttsies! How ya doin? What do you wanna know?
Who are these guardians? Do we kīll them or not?
They are friends.
No, we don’t kíll them. You know why? Answer:
Enerion is a gaurdian. She is also my sister. You Don’t kíll my siblings. Actually scratch that. You CAN’T kíll my siblings.
I feel like I’ve been smacked by a sledgehammer.
Sorry, I’m extremely worn out and sore.
Enerion… *shifts form into dragon, which strangely looks like a mirror image of you, set apart by the scars and the fact that every breath I take pushes out a blast of shadow energy* it’s good to see you…
Sister.
Z, there is something that you need to know.
Is there now?
Yes… I… am your son.
Right, see ya.
Z! Let him explain his case at least!
What happened to you? You used to be more caring…
Enerion, how did you know about that alleyway?
I was looking out for you.. We both knew how dangerous it was…
Also…
באיזו שפה אתה מדבר? אני לא משתמש המתרגם דרך אגב.
I’m sore, confused and that text hurts my eyes slightly.
Please just speak in English. I have a headache now.
You were supposed to understand…
(eyes become green and reptilian and voice becomes an angry hiss)
I’ll make you understand.
Are guardians assigned to a person, or do they watch out for everyone? I can understand why the text hurts, Hebrew is over 5,900 years old, 100,000 if you uses the older form like I did.
Z, I missed having you around..why couldn’t it have worked out between us?
I need to ask Bebe how she swayed you, once youre friendzoned by Z you stay that way. 😥
Zyboragon..I think I see a problem here..