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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute - you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Everyone reply with the most immediate thing that comes to your mind!
Wendsday
Diablo III… I’m not the type who plays that type of games, but wow that looks like a good game…
(Comment removed by Zyboragon).
What the hell?
Didn’t know I could do that did ya punk?
Haha!
Yeah. My friend works for the company that made that, so I got it for free…
We should play a mach Tuesday or something….
I’m not getting it immediately but when I do I’ll tell you…
Okie
Could it be made by Blizzard? The titans that created World of Warcraft?
Yes!
Something like that…. while they throw billions of dollars into a fire, laughing, as we wait for 10 years of development.
I’ve heard a much worse version of where they stick the money, but that’s beside the point.
They stick money in their mouths, laugh, spit at homeless people as each employee carries a billion dollars in pennies. Then then later poop it from their noses,
Yeah, I don’t play WOW, it’s a blow to your social life. I don’t really know the meaning behind what you say, but I’m never going to touch that game now…
WoW was good, I haven’t played in about two years, I don’t miss it that much though. Quite frankly I have little respect for Blizzard. That’s a story for another time though.
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Something about a turkey? Or overide? I still can’t speak binary worth a darn.
ARC said “Pirate Waffle Iron”, Alex said “What? I want a waffle now”.
*looks at claws*
………….. (I don’t know, WHAT am I?) …………… *tears more flesh from the pterodactyl*
………….. (This is the first time I’m “in control,” but I wonder why…) …………..
………….. (I think it’s best if you all STAY AWAY, though…) ……………
*a mother T-Rex comes in, obviously angry at the way I treated her child, but she is easily dwarfed by me*
………….. (please…! I don’t want to ki!! You!) ……………
(A horn scares it away. I walk up to you)
Welcome to Paleo Park. Chauncey’s old toy… There are many buildings that can provide shelter, you may want to go into one, the hunters hunt at this time… Stay away from the aquarium though… It’s very dangerous… Zai Jian…
……. (any buildings made for a dinosaur as big/bigger than me?) …….
……. (no? Then I think I’ll pass…) ……..
*throws the pterodactyl (now just a pathetic Frame of bones) at you playfully*
Dren u cursed LP?
No…
Where is Bebe? I have quite a night planned!
I’m here Zyboragon.
Sorry just got back from work.
Bebe…we should be together…I’m too weak to deal with what’s going on…
Why do I feel incomplete? What is missing? I have friends, family,…
Do you have a kitten? It helps.
Especially when nailed to a door. Haha!
Arc shame on you. Don’t hurt kittens.
Well your just cute as can be Arc I bet all the ladies fawn over you.
I like you already Arc?
(sits in apartment)
There is something missing, but what?
What am I missing?
…… (No! Get away from me! No! AH!) ……. *screams*
……. (someone help! He’s right here! Someone, anyone, please!) …….
Shhhhhhhh! It’ll be alright, little girl…
Salt pile!!!
……………………..
Crystal the red eyed queen, yes! I know why your eyes are red, I know what it means!
Hahaha!
AP your family now I would be honored if you came and joined us. Arc spill it . Tell us.
I too, expand my hand on this invitation, if it’s acceptable that I support Bebe’s decision.
Tell me Bebe, in the forms that EviI has had lately, which one do you think he liked more?
Crystal or Mutt? Naturally, he liked Crystal’s, it was perfect, he can influence his enemies! He had more energy! And in his words “I can look good while I do what I do”!! A bit strange actually..
It was funny watching Zyboragon freeze up like that wasn’t it?
And the mark has to do with this how??
Arc stuff it .
Eewwwwww!!!
Keep it away from me!
Bebe…I’m a bit freaked out…
Well Zyboragon, the mark would give EviI an extra body to take over at any time, like an escape pod, he wanted to be in a spot where he could easily get you to stop what you’re doing and influence everyone.
Mutt saved her before he was finished, as a result, she has red eyes and might have an occasional fit of anger, but she’ll be fine.
Now I’m off.
I saved her from a complete mark, but Ėvil may be able to infuence her easier. Agh my heads pounding and my mouth feels fuzzy…. Haven’t felt like this since I drank Queen Victorias entire stock of wine….. I mean I didn’t drink Queen Victorias wine! I was framed, don’t believe that butler! And the other 50 servants. Oh well there all dęad now. Anyways I believe Wolf Princess has the mark which is why Ęvil took her over so easy. And Zyboragon, you weren’t useless. The only reason me and Ice were able to resist her/him is because, well Ice is Ice, and my mind doesn’t work like it’s supposed to anymore.
……. (hey Mutt, where IS Ēvįl?) …….
It’s a new day, I hope that I can get through with no drama for once.
>.<
Crystal, you'll be fine, I promise.
Bebe, I want to travel to the seers clan and see if they can help Crystal, I was wondering if you could join me..
I would l0ve too sounds fun. Yah field trip.
I’ll stay here and hold down the fort…
Tanks Dren how is Poppy and your eggs? With the energy from the scale they must be getting ready to hatch soon.
They’re good. I have an urgent thing at work. I need to go…
Dren, how do I use the stone?
……. (you hold it in your hands… Then you throw it.) …….
Alright.
(throws stone)
My job as a SOLDIER is to protect your family, Bebe and Zyboragon. And, I’ll do just that.
Glad you figured it out. You may want to change your profile picture now…
I wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise for those who don’t know yet. Besides, my profile pic was just a representation of my duality.
You can find a dragon profile pic that can represent your duality as well…
(Hands you another box)
In case you find someone…
Tell me Bebe, in the forms that EviI has possessed lately, which one do you think he enjoyed more?
Crystal or Mutt? Naturally, he preferred Crystal’s, it was strategic, he can manipulate his enemies! He had more power! And in his words “I can look good while destroying things”!! A bit weird actually..
It was hiliarious watching Zyboragon freeze up like that wasn’t it?
Oh my yes you are cute. What are you Arc?
I am incomplete and will have no definable word to describe what I am until later.. Lady V, not to be confused with Vee? Or is it? One never knows anymore.
Oh yes you are a cutie Arc what are you?
Aaww I l0ve you too Zyboragon . I need you too and I will Always be there for you.
Yes, Bebe…
I could just stand here and stare at your eyes forever, you’re eyes…
I..uh…what..was..oh…
I love you Bebe..
(Kisses Bebe with a fiery passion)
(giggles) Zyboragon mmmmm I could Stay in your arms forever hot dam I’m one lucky girl.
Well now you are very very interesting Zyboragon and by the sounds of it quite a catch. I can sense a energy from you.
Bebe, I’ve stated that I’m the lucky one.
Lady V, the energy you are sensing is supposed to be hidden, what are you?
Yes you did say that I’m just as lucky. How long is the trip to see the seers?
Bebe, the trip isn’t that long if we fly quickly, I was hoping we could move at a steady pace, it will give us a bit of time together..
That sounds good to me.
Alright! Bebe are you ready?
Yes I am .
What am I well that is a very good question handsome I am the Goddess of the void and non void right now I’m on vacation.
The void is the realm of Val..she used to…you’re not….
What? I’m..unsure if…????
You know my daughter val ….you must be the one she talks about.
Well nice meeting you but we have to go enjoy your vacation.
“She talks about”???
You’re lying! She can’t talk…she dìed!
Bebe…why are you in a sudden rush?
…….
I don’t like her she does not feel right I’m sorry but she fre@ks me out and I don’t trust her.
I suppose….let’s go Bebe..it’s cold at the seers temple, when we land, I’ll wrap one of my wings around you to help you stay warm.
I’m sorry Zyboragon thats very unkind of me. We will do what you think is best . (hugs you )
You’re uncomfortable, it’s understandable Bebe. I’m here for you.
I hope her vacation is short (shiver) . On a brighter note let’s fly I l0ve flying.
I know you do, when you fly, you smile like you’re crazy!!
That’s an interesting comparison Bebe…
Perhaps…… Hmmmmzzzzzzzz what?! Oh right didn’t I make some prophecy mentioning the dęad rising or something similiar?
My comment got mod…
Oh well!
(Kisses Bebe).
Is it Mary?
And I still can’t find a way to cure LP dam& it!!!!! That early worked!! Where’s sinny?? We need him!
*puts a g¥n at LPs neck and fires a dart… It knocks her out* now I can work on her genes,*gives her a bl00d test*.
There must be a way to help her… LP ur changing again!!!
my your helpful arent you young one.
Well hello there
I’m Half Breed and who might you be?
Hello handsome I’m Lady V Queen of the void and non void I’m on vacation.
I’m the ultimate prankster. Half son of Loki. Half son of Thor, half…well you get the point. So what’s a pretty girl like you vacationing in a world like this?
Wait… What’s this…
(Pocks up a bottle and empties the message)
Dear SOS,
I’m Back!
With Warmest Regards,
Chauncey
Ants, theyre everywhere…
Theyre crawling up my leg… Get them off, get them off!
(Thud)
Dren are you ok? Are you sure he’s back?
Just a nightmare. Thank God it was…
Dren, Dren….OMG……..
What?
Dren I can here them in there shells the red one is very loud.
A red one what are the color of the other two Poppy?
Hi Bebe one is blue with purple the other one is green and yellow. Got to go very tired did not get any sleep last night.
That’s great!
(Kisses you)
I have to go to work… I’ll be back at four.
Ok sweetie don’t work to hard. (kisses you)
I’m home. How are the eggs?
And who’s this lady?
Dren thank god your home! This is Lady V…..I don’t…hold me. (cry)
It’s okay… It’s okay…
Well thats so very sweet. Theres something about you Dren and Poppy you too have an energy comming from you Poppy’s feels simular to the little one, but your’s Dren your energy is very stimuating.
Stop sensing peoples energy!!! Like a frįcken Kitsune this one!
What is it you want? Why are you here?
Ha it’s fun Mr Mutt. Poppy I’m here for something special but LP’s delivery will do nicely an added bonus.
You won’t be getting near LP… Not if I can help it….
LP I’m here…just breathe..
Don’t you dare hurt my family!
And who do we have here? I sense….a princess now that is good news don’t worry princess I was only going to (hm) help.
Go on Lady V, but you’ll have to go through me to get into this place. And I’m quite the barier.
Oh I have no intentions of hurting anyone. Dren Poppy I do know that your kids will be healthy however one will k!ll you Dren in about 5 years hahaha oh you should see Poppt’s face when she finds you body. Aaahh good times.
*breathing gets rapid and I begin to roar in pain*
*eyes glow blue, and I send a mental wave of pain to everyone*
Princess?? How would you know that if we just met…?
Go *raises palm, which begins to glow* before I physically make you.
Mr Mutt you are one of my reasons I’m here I have a message for you from a friend . “Perpare your self for he is comming and he’s very angry.” I told him I would give you the message since I’m here anyway.
I diē alot… So?
May I ask who this supposed friend is?
I got some Chinese food for us, Poppy…
Mr Mutt I’m flattered, there nothing that you can do to me that someone hasn’t already tried after all I am part of the void. But since I’m unwanted I’ll go. Princess we will meet again tell your handsome father I’ll give Val his regaurds and Bebe’s as well. Hahahaha
What do you mean you d!e alot and how does she know? I don’t like this one bit I’m too upset to eat right now
but thank you hunny.(hugs you) I think I need a nap. Crystal hows LP doing?
what do I do?! Just wait here and breathe until the baby finds it suit to start?! AUGH! *grabs nearest arm and digs nails into it*
Ra-raa-raaaagh! *a tail starts to come out* w-wh-what?! *brings hand to touch tail* you’re transformed… The baby’s transformed!…
That’s why… That’s why I transformed!
I have died alot Poppy, yet I’m still here…
I feel like I should know her, but I don’t know why…
I know I just don’t like it.
I’ll try not to diē for you…
The eggs look healthy…
A dragon and a mosasaur thats quite a combo I wonder what the babies will look like.
………….. (I… I think I’m okay. Where’d Ëvįl go?! He did something to me, then I was out cold… Where is he?!) …………..
Are you ok LP
……. (I won’t FEEL okay until I know he’s far, Far, FAR away!) …….
I know what you mean Ev!l is just that ev!l.
…….. (well, anyways Bee, good luck with Zyboragon, and the seers.) ……..
Thanks
……. (I just wonder where he is… And when I’ll change back…)
Be careful what you wish for you just might regret it.
Be careful what you wish for LP.
……. (wait, who the hell are you?) ……. *growls and beats wings furiously*
*i turn into a werewolf in a tuxedo* and now for the maaaiiinnn event! In this corner weighing in at…who knows!!! Lycanthropic Paragon! And in this corner also weighing in at who knows! Lady V!!! Now guys I want a good clean fight there will be no eye gouging no mud wrestling and absolutely no below the belt hits! Now shake hands and go to your corners and coming out fighting.
*i turn into a werewolf in a tuxedo* and now for the maaaiiinnn event! In this corner weighing in at…who knows!!! Lycanthropic Paragon! And in this corner also weighing in at who knows! Lady V!!! Now guys I want a good clean fight there will be no eye gouging no mud wrestling and absolutely no below the belt hits! Now shake hands and go to your corners and coming out f|ghting.
……. (well actually I weigh…) ……. *looks down at giant scaly body and bulging belly*
……. (.…) ……. *blush*
Well that depends on what you consider Ev!l Bebe.
I’m getting ready to pack for my trip I’m so excited I get to see the seers and best of all I get to spend time with Zyboragon.
Ah yes the seers the dragon seers be careful little one they are very strick and ridged.
Bebe when you get back we must talk about your dating my daughters man and you seem to have a secret that intrigues me your hidding something I want…and you will give it to me.
Lady V, stay away from Bebe, Val completely vanished from my life and made no attempt to even tell me that she was okay, I grieved for a long time, I searched for her soul and found nothing.
Bebe is none of your concern, tell Val to go f*** herself.
Ooohh you got spunk for such a young man pitty …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Fine, in three days have Val meet me at the old nest, I will personally inform her what my disposition is.
Do you want her gift wrap. Hahahahaha
I never said she was alive but her soul well thats as active as ever I have Val’s soul in a dragon globe on my coffiee table always the same thing over and over again of course it’s your name she repeats over and over again .
Good, good.
Now tell me what you came here for, exactly.
I searched and grieved for Val, the least you could do is answer some of my questions.
There are a few things I want one of wich Bebe has hidden. Bebe just give it to me and I’ll go.
What did Bebe hide?
Bebe has not a what but a who hidden . Don’t you Bebe you know who don’t you!
Who has Bebe hidden?
Why Bebe’s the keeper of ID and I want him!
Bebe I’m still waiting! Give me ID now.
I want to know something…
(Tosses Dragonstone in front of her)
Why were you directing me?
Why thank you Dren I’ll put that with my collection.
It’s bound to me, witch… And it absorbed Crystals soul. Now tell me why your her before I obliterate you…
Dren I’m directing you for sport not much to do on this planet. Yawn.
Bebe my little one your daughter is quite something else. And you my dear are very lucky to snag one of the most powerful energy sorces around. We really must talk my dear little one.
I know what you are hiding Bebe behind you iron door. I went back and read your history. Does Zyboragon know your filthy little secrects ?
Enlighten him and he will join your cause! Stop wasting time please.
Pray tell what are you?
whohh there some EGGS!!!!!! Huge!! Poppy u have ur work cut out when they hatch!!
LP if u come with me I think I know where £vil may be.
LP when I said u changing again… Well u 2 foot taller!
Lady V? May I ask… Are u a accomplicment of €vil??
Because £vil is a kind loving man!
(winks at LP)
You talk about Ev!l like it’s alive Smithy no I am not a accomplicment but he/she does sound interesting.
Oh yes Ęvil is fascinating in a terrible way, however I doubt he would want to talk to you. Tortūre maybe, but talk? Not really his thing.
Hahaha oh my dear one you are very flattering I would l0ve for him to do so it’s been years since the last time and I so do miss it.
I once dated the Marquis de Sade now he knew how to use a knife unfortunately he did not last the good ones never do.
I see that £vil is nothing… We are the creators of £vil it’s made my our emotions, I’ve had the same issues in the past and… Apparently £vil is goin to raise the dęåd… LOL!
Oh I’d l0ve to meet him sounds sssoo much my type .
Wow, my muffin bag and canteen are magical! Every time I finish eating or drinking, POOF! More muffins and water! I don’t know why, but I seem to be addicted to the muffins…I’ve been reading my diary to find out more about myself. More info on that later, need to eat more of these muffins!
Well of course ur addicted to muffins
WOOF!!
Why?
All werewolves are addicted to muffins!!
LP I think I have a cure drink this.
Oh and also, Seth, both last night and sunday night I saw red, moving lights that were INCREDIBLY bright and hard to look at flying over Texas City. According to my news app, they are not “fake lanterns” because a skeptic tried to replicate them and failed. They are real. Tell the world before the aliens return tonight!
I have severe amnesia and don’t know anything about who I am. I woke up in the middle of the desert on Supermoon Saturday with no memory, an iPhone, and a backpack with a journal, an apparently magical bag of muffins, and a (also probably magical) canteen FYI.
……. (what the hell?! Oh no… My water really broke this time!) ……. *screams, beating claws into the ground*
……. (someone help me get up! I can’t move! It’s like my body shut off!) …….
I’m forcing you to change form and getting you to the nearest hospital.
Umm… I guess this is a bad time
I just wanted to say I’m back 
and …I’ll tell ya later
also can somebody try to catch me up to date on whats going on? I don’t even know how long i’ve been gone or anything from the time i left till now…
Wolf Princess and I are getting married tommorow (yay!), There is someone named Lady V connect to Zyboragon, and LP’s water broke. I’m going to go help her…
congratz man! you too Dren!!
Thank you Kole…
no problem Dren I’m happy for you.
AP l0ves you. I hope you know that…
Dren look! *shows baby to Dren*
*giggle* she doesn’t have a name yet though…
Call it what it is, an abomination.
LP what a joy you have to bad it won’t last. Ah princess I see you’ve been marked good that makes my job easier.
What? No, no. You don’t mean that, do you? Crystal?
No, it’s okay little one, stop crying… Crystal doesn’t mean it.
If I didn’t mean it, I wouldn’t of said it.
*bares teeth* then don’t say it…!
What are you going to do about it? I’ll kiII you before you can even scratch me!
Is that what you think? You’re just as hard headed as your father! At least he did the greater good! But you, what the hell are you doing? Messing with a damn starved mother of a little girl who lost her father before she was born?! You must be some low mofo!
I don’t have to catch you he’ll come for you soon.
The best part is that you believe I’m Crystal, oh well, you’ll find out soon enough.
…!
Of course…
Why did I think you were Crystal?! And WHERE is crystal?! What the hell did you do to her?!
She is safe, so long as everyone is cooperative.
Where’s Z when you need him?
…………..
Oh yeah!
Zyboragon
Zyboragon
Zyboragon
Yes? I’m a bit distracted at the Seers Temple, how can I help?
Someone has your daughter! Look!
Father! I was spending some time with LP! LP was just going to ask how well the trip was!
The trip was fine, Bebe was really enjoying herself, she looked like she was having a great time. Look the Seers are about to speak, I have to return to this..goodnight Crystal and LP.
Dammit, no Z!
Ugh… Let me guess:
Condition 1: Z cannot find out.
Glad to hear it.
This body has quite a few perks, and it suits me perfectly, I will continue residing within it.
Okay… First, who are you?
So Évil, that’s where you went.
EviI? No, I’m not EviI, I’m much nicer.
Are you, now?
Hm? Oh sorry for the sarcasm.
I’m just a little skeptical; I mean, you just did proceed to call my child an abomination AND threaten me.
Cruelty on a scale of one to ten, EviI is a ten and I’m a nine.
Simple as that.
Very funny.
A princess, this Crystal, a mark of beauty and a respected symbol, this is the perfect body for a goddess such as myself, I can’t see why she has such terrible taste in shoes however.
So what do you want?
Things don’t drop by and do this kinda stuff to say he- shh sh sh! Are you hungry little one? *lets the baby… Feed* better?
Now, you. Start answering. Who are you? What do you want?
They ARE pretty bad… But hey, it was Êvil who did that!
Who I am and what I’m doing? It doesn’t concern you, just know that you are safe if you don’t cross me.
So who DOES it concern? Why have a name if no one knows it? Come on, we’re all friends here!
Friends? Never had any, did it occur to you I might be nameless? I have no name.
Oh come on! I need to call you something! I can’t call you Crystal, cuz you aren’t crystal. Make up one; at least for now. But it has to be something like… Calamity! You do like to cause destruction, don’t you?
Why must you call me anything? You’re not actually planning on talking to me much are you? No I do not like causing destruction, I am just cruel.
I actually am actually. I just said actually twice in the same sentence. Haha… Come on, I need a night buddy until I can get my little girl to fall asleep.
Night buddy? You want to talk to me? A complete stranger, that has been mean to you?
Why not? I’m pretty sure there’s plenty of things to talk about!
Such as?
Well your not the princess very well all I need is a scale or some hair or Crystals soul.
LP give up the nameless one is such a bore .
Lady V, you haven’t even noticed who I am, I will give you what you please, after all, what are friends for? Can I leave my post now? This LP lady is annoying me.
Crystal’s soul is right here, can I keep the body? I like it very much, I haven’t had my own since the third era.
Ooh! I have a preposition! If you keep the soul, I’ll stop annoying you!
Yes keep the body in fact I’ll give you a ring so no one can force you out. I’ve got over a thousand dragon souls in my collection Crystals can go right next to val’s. Let’s trade.
*giggle* you called me a lady, I’m just a little girl with a few MINOR problems.
I have a better idea, I’ll give the soul to Lady V, and then I’ll teleport away from you.
That’s so dumb. What’s the use of a collection? To gather dust for your dust collection? Are they pretty to look at? If not, that’s just štûpîd.
Thank you Lady V, might I see this collection? I have something in my possession you will enjoy, but I must be near dragon souls to use it.
I don’t understand why you’re obsessing over Crystal. She isn’t that great. And she’s old, ew! Five hundred damn years! That’s like fifty in dragon years!
Now what to do with you LP I can’t have you blabbing off at the mouth. Ah a memory spell will do nicely. You’ll remember Crystal as Crystal and me as a dream and if you do remember the others will think your crazy. (places memory spell on LP).
Hehe.
*eyes glow blue and I send the spell right back at you* I’d rather NOT forget, thank you very much.
Forget what LP? Your child is adorable!! I can’t believe it! I’m so happy for you!
Uh-huh, good one ms. “you’re child’s an abomination.”
What do you mean? Your child is cute as can be!!
Aw crap. Don’t tell me that I sent the spell to– I mean, hey “Crystal!” thanks! You probably looked this. Cute when you were this young. Hey, have you had any good dreams lately?
Spell? No I can’t have spells used on me, Bebe gave me this band on my arm, it was meant to keep me safe. I haven’t had any good dreams lately, ever since that night with EviI, I’ve been too scared to sleep.
Any BAD dreams? Nightmares? I remember I had this one a few nights ago.
I was in a bathroom staring in a mirror, then this thing came into the reflection and replaced me. It stood there, pounding the glass, beating it’s wings, when the glass broke and it got it’s claws around me. I closed my eyes for the inevitable, and when I opened them, I was covered in bl00d. But I had no wounds. Lying on the floor next to me was… Me. The human me. The body had it’s chest torn open. I was the monster, and I had klled my human side.
What’s going on here!
I replied but it’s in mod.
I also got married to Poppy and we have 3 eggs. AP’s a dragon now…
Good morning sweetie I packed a lunch for you (kisses and hugs you)have a good day at work.
Thank you sweetie… Keep an eye on “Crystal” for me, if possible.
Use this if something bad happens…
(Hands Poppy a dagger)
It channels your magic, and takes away all of your attackers…
Ok I will I really hope Zyboragon and Bebe get back soon.
*puts hand on your shoulder, and nods*
Hello Poppy nice dagger should not of put it down . Ah the young never learn till it’s too late.(knocks Poppy out and encases her in a sleep spell) let’s move you to a better spot nice eggs too bad mommy won’t be there for them.
Use the key I gave you to come home…
It’s uncomfortable…being watched so much….did I do something wrong?
Crys, no, nah. We’re all watching each other. It just seems you’re more susceptible to getting —> POSSESSED <—- (since he marked you). We just can't trust you all too well.
LP…that makes sense but…I think you’re lying to me…what’s with the disapproving glares?
You. You’re what’s up with the glares. Something’s wrong Crys. Very wrong. With YOU. There’s one problem; I’m the only one who knows EXACTLY what’s wrong with you, and I won’t tell. *smiles maliciously*
LP * flicks hand, LP flies across the room* why do t you tell us what’s wrong with Crystal?
I do enjoy watching people like you squirm. *eyes glow blue and A force picks you up*. *giggle* you look funny mutt! Now to finis- UGH! *I drop you* what the hell? Mutt? Are you okay?!
Besides my hurt pride and unsettled feeling? Ducky.
There’s something wrong with me? Okay…. I’ll just go hide in a hole…
What? Crystal, where are you going?! Mutt, what happened? And where’s Annette (my daughter)? *looks behind me, in a little bag poking her head out is Annette* Oh… Okay, now Mutt what happened? Why is your pride hurt? Who did this? I’ll beat him/her up for you!
Hmm let’s see if this works…
Jeg bruker Loke forbannet magi, men jeg må fikse noe tragisk … Den Norn kan fjerne denne illusjonen, så la oss se deg i mørke inntrenging … Forsvinn demon!
Now let us see what you really are…
Funny, you claim to be Crystal, but I snatched this off of Lady V.
(I take out a glowing orb)
Crystal’s soul. Odd huh?
You have confused me… What are you talking about?
Dren, I remember that… But… A ring… A ring… That binds… Two souls?
……………
No! It… It’s on crystal’s body. It keeps that THING in her, makes sure he won’t get forced out… And…- *eyes glow blue, voice becomes disembodied* you have figured out the puzzle it seems. *starts to clap* are you the brains of this group? It would make sense. Now, that nameless creature in control of Crystal’s body has a binding ring. It binds it to her body, so we can’t expel the creature like this. Luckily, we can cut off the limb it’s attached to and the creature will be stuck there until the ring has nothing to hold onto.
What ring?
*eyes turn dark red*
You’re a threat…
*I turn slowly to you, then wrap my hands around your throat*
*snarling* She’s a threat! We must KLL her while she is susceptible! *continues to choke Crystal and growl*
LP, Stop before I have to cut your hands off. It was an imposter Crystal.
Stop, I can get the ring myself…
Edelstener, perler rundt hele! så mange å bli funnet. Loke guide hendene mine vil, så jeg kan stjele med slik letthet …
(Ring flies into pocket)
Let’s see you hide now…
Who do you all think I am?
What ring? I don’t have any rings….
If your the real Crystal, then you should know this…
I found you after who visited me?
Trick question, as I was being raised I was too young to understand anything, falling into the time vortex, I was never provided the information that you seek, I was also unaware that someone visited you before finding me.
Dren thats not Crystals soul thats someones elses (sigh)delays delays and what makes you think a ring is a ring.
Arc are you asking me out?
Ah sick Lady V, I shouldn’t have to tell you that your dark personality is…refreshing, should I?
Well Arc your so flattering do you know S+M Marquis de Sade was very good at it. (sigh) but they always never last.
Ah Crystal just ignor them there toying with you because your a princess and your parents are away. Jealousy from your friends tsk tsk tsk they have such bad taste to pick on you in such a way.
Yet you never answered my question V. Why did you guide me by using the Dragonstone… And before you act all cocky, maybe you should wonder wher all the other souls are…
I took your collection… All of it…
I do enjoy watching you work Lady V, I would enjoy getting closer to you, but being in this form, I cannot feel pain, that would bore you easily.
Yet you never answered my question V. Why did you guide me by using the Dragonstone?
And before you act all superior, maybe you should watch your possessions…
(A glowing orb floats in front of V. It shows an image of her house on fire)
I stole all of your collection… Yes, all of it…
Ah Dren your so narrow minded my house is safe you have no concept of time and dimensions. Ah but what a laugh I’ve been around so long that I have many houses and not all houses are houses. Those orbs are useless.
Arc I can give you emotions with out changing you would you like that. Pain is a wonderful emotion I do enjoy it.
Do as you please my sick Lady V.
I don’t care. Crystal is part of my family. I swore to protect her. I have her soul, I intend to put it in her body. Now leave this site before you realize who your messing with…
And you keep avoiding my question… Why
WTF are you doing here? Hey give that back you B***H Dren gave me that! Get away from me (yawn) so tired zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Begone! Forsvinn! You have no power here! Diē!
(The dagger starts to shake, then a blinding light engulfes V, erasing her from existence…)
Oh this going to be fun. (does a spell) there Arc you now have emotions very aggressive heartless emotions. Dren I have Poppy hidden with a friend . Arc let’s go have fun I know some places where we can torment some humans. Hahaha Oh better yet let’s go see Z and Bebe he’s busy with the seers but Bebe’s not. Heh heh heeee.
Arc that’s a delayed response… She’s deād…
Nice try Dren you better look after those eggs I think there hatching. (lol)
Lady V *raises hand* I give you one last chance: leave now before I make you leave and you won’t like it.
You can still use the Dragonstone to talk, that’s nice. Shame you can never materialize again. Don’t try to fight the fact that you lost. Newcomers never win. Evíl never wins…
Look at what you’ve done Dren… Altering existence, there’s someone who went down that road…. His name was Zanthre. Haha!!
If you think that’s funny, I have no problem with it. But I’m no Zanthre.
Dren and Mr Mutt you could not rid my son Ev!l stop wasting my time come Arc we have lives to ruin. Oh Dren Poppy will be safe unless I get bored.
私たちは、すぐにヘルプを、 dren 必要があります。 それはただの時間の問題は、一般人口破壊前にいた。
Youre stuck inside a stone, unable to ever enter the world again. You should seriously face that fact…
And Poppy’s safe anyway… Blackmails useless when the enemy has such a higher position than you…
But wait…. Ęvil can’t have a mother, he was the fourth thing to rise from the darkness of…… F>€£#% that’s why he’s so much more powerful than any other dęmon. He’s not from this side of the fence, so to say. But anyways *throws Lady V against a tree* I gave you your choice. When Ęvil possesed me I was Mr. Mutt. But now I’m so much more. For example I couldn’t do this *clenched fist* (sound detected, screaming) or this * Lady V dissapears* I give her 5 minutes before she returns from the void. But it’ll feel a lot linger for her.
This is entertaining, to say the least.
Mutt, she’s playing tricks on you. She’s harmless as a rock… See because she is a rock… Hahahaha!
It seems that you are trying to convience yourself that, ignorance is bliss. Continue as you are Dren.
Nothing can possibly harm you at this point right? So relax…
I have nothing against you ARC, nothing at all… She’s gone and you have some peace and quiet to look forward to. Why would you care if I diēd anyway. You häte me…
Dren I can’t be contained and are you sure that’s the real Poppy . Mr Mutt yes Ev!l has a mother I am the void and the non void . Ev!l only the first born one of many. Have a good night boy’s.
She is not gone, she is still here and ugly as ever, my sick Lady V…You cannot destroy a goddess like herself, erasing her from existence bah! You might have only hurt a fraction of her, she will be back and we will continue. My sick Lady V, she is just awesomely cruel.
Leave her alone, she just wants to play.
It’s the real Poppy. I am more than willing to release you if you leave my family alone and remove the nameless thing from Crystal, who is part of my family. I’ll even make a list for you… And I want you to answer my question…
And two things:
1) You can’t break free, no matter what for 24 hours…
2) Your essence is bound to this for the time being. If I shatter it, your essence is shattered. If I melt it and reform it, your essence is reformed. If I teleport it up into the upper reaches of the atmosphere and watch it burn up while it plummets towards earth, but it won’t make it to the ground, your essence is obliterated…
Ahh, this looks interesting, an imposter that doesn’t know she’s an imposter! That crafty Lady V, I wonder of she’s seeing anyone? Poor little Crystal imposter! Heh heh!
Sick Lady V, I enjoy doing that as much as you, but I currently seek to ruin your life. I’ll follow you anywhere.
And you ARC, have been given emotions, which means you can feel paįn. I can just imagine the fun we’ll have with that!
Probably not as much fun as you think considering that my sick Lady V made me enjoy pain… Just saying..
Goddâmn! Oh well…. I’ll figure some other way to tormęnt you… Hey maybe I should be nice! You wouldn’t like that right?
I’m tired and have no desire to fight with you, I’m going to order pizza, want some?
Who the hęll are you and what have you done to ARC?
Answer the question???
No thanks, are you ok? Feverish, malfunctioning, or dizzy?
Why is it that you want me to be aggressive? If I wasn’t tired I might be a bit more angry but for now I’m quite chilled out.
Cause quiet frankly, I don’t know how to deal with non-agressive ARC. And it’s freáking me out!
Ah boys ! Dren you are not the one I seek Crystal was not my doing I made a trade with Crystal . You have nothing I can’t or don’t have already when you’ve been around as long as I you have everything . Poppy oh Poppy who has the real Poppy. All those globes are empty fool. Crystals soul is now kept somewhere You’ll never be able to reach. Only Zyboragon can save it besides Crystal doing fine with her new one. Hahahaha
That’s my boy
I’m bord. Arc let’s play I’ve got a new dungeon with lots of new toy’s. 
“yawn” where am I? OMG!!! My eggs ,Dren. The key use the key. Where the f**k is the key?
Are you looking for this (swings a gold key infront of you ) your going nowhere Poppy until your husband stop’s interfering with my plans.
You b***h give that back ! How did you get it off me? Dren and my eggs what did you do to them?
Relax Poppy I did nothing to them I’m not totally heartless . Perhaps Bebe will trade you for ID . Pray young one that she does.
BEBE DON’T DO IT!!!
That’s enough out of you (slaps cage) I have to go Poppy as nice as it is Talking with you I’m in the mood to play. Arc it’s time for pain.
ARC!! Command A-23-shu-cks!
Right now!
(Begins hugging Lady V)
Zyboragon, what the hell are you doing? Why can’t I let go??? Erghh..
(hugs tighter)
I’m sorry my sick Lady V…
Oh !!! Arc that’s it squeeze harder(snap) Ahh sure does the back good. Zyboragon is much crafter than I thought. Mnmnm good Arc.
Zyboragon if you want things as they where give me your heart and I’ll leave. If not Poppy won’t be the only one suffering. Crystal or perhaps your l0ve Bebe. Where is Bebe anyway? Oh I’ll give you Val’s soul as well. Hahaha oh such fun.
Wha? That’s it. Time to destroy you. Poppy, she’s harmless, she doesnt understand… Especially because a key, doesn’t have to be a key… Ironic huh?
You have to beg now if you want your soul to live…
Hold it Dren, what I made ARC do, it wasn’t just a hug.
Dren I have no soul never did I was here before earth was around you can have Poppy she never even screamed even when I used the …….well let’s say playing with her was boring she even passed out before I could have any real fun. Your threats are hollow Dren come around when your someone soggy my time. Hahaha.
Ahh… I got it.
Hey I also got a…
(A flashback occurs. Japan: 1500′s. A war camp is set up. A samurai strolls by a tent. Meanwhile an assassin sneaks out of a tent. The samurai spots him and shoves him to the floor. He takes out his katana, preparing to kïll the assassin. The assassin pushes the samurai and throws a shrunken at him. It burries itself in the warriors shoulder. Then the assassin takes of her mask. The assassin shows her face, smiles, then uses a sleep spell…)
You’re her!
Boring ( yawn ) .
Hey Lady V (punches you right in the face) leave my family alone B***H. You can’t have any thing ever leave before I really get mad.
Oh Lady V, you made a fatal error, you see, when Arc is feeling emotions, the one thing you should never let him do is touch you.
He’s been picking up on people’s emotions here lately, and the fact that you let him understand what they mean it practically allows him to scan you, what triggers your emotions is the most vital thing, with a little bit of redirecting, I can pick up every single event of your life, all your memories are practically here for the taking!
And all I have to do is say “ARC sc-224 Protocol Seven”.
One second…enter password •••••••, now click here….alright.
Hmm….
Why do I feel so dizzy? After that flashback, I… I… I…
(thud)
Your even worse then Dren go ahead it will do no good. Bebe nice punch how’s the hand
Now give me ID now.
THATS IT I’M TAKING YOU OUT!!!(grabs you and starts beating, scratching and biting you) YOUR GOING TO WISH YOU COULD D!E (bites you).Your not getting anything from me I’m his keeper.
I found exactly what I wanted to find, I knew brute force wasn’t the way to deal with Lady V.
You’ve had a harsh life V, but you’ve also done quite amazing feats.
Bebe, stop hurting her, she likes pain…a lot…
Get off me ….”ouch”
how can it he ? Bebe stop it or I’ll get mad.
Oh no I’m not letting go (starts ripping out hair) your going to pay for what you did. You hurt my family B***H and no one hurts my family.
Lady V come with me! *I turn into a midnight black werewolf* Get on my back!
Bebe, do you have any lavender scented objects on you?
Bebe ( throws you into power genaratetor 30 feet away and jumps onto Half Breeds back) I will be back this is not done little one. (kisses Half Breed ).
Hold on tight! *Shoots off like lightning. My back encopasses Lady V to allow her to stay on.* Where are we going?! ?
Hurting Bebe was a bad idea, after I make sure she is okay and have made her as healthy as possible, you will pay for your transgression.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH (get up) COME BACK HERE I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU (sigh) Sorry Zyboragon I kinda lost it and no I don’t have any lavender on me except my purfume why?
I think I’m ok sorry I had her (sigh) now I’m tired. (kisses you).
Hey Bee, don’t worry. I’ll get her. Moms have to look out for each other, right?
*appears infront of Half Breed* you have one chance son of Loki. Drop that thing and leave or face my wrath. *clounds darken into thunderheads*
Let’s get you cleaned up and then let’s rest, the trip was too harsh and you’ve exhausted yourself Bebe. (Kisses you back).
I’m staying close by I do need a nap would you like to join me Half Breed.
Sounds good to me.
Bee, Annette is in the bag next to you. In case anything happens to me, tell he mommy loved her, loved her so much. Please take care of her!
Now, Lady V, you Dii today.
Mr Mutt I don’t have time to deal with you now (ports Home with Half Breed) now where were we let’s play the bedroom up stairs my hero. (kisses you Passionly).
*knocks on bedroom door* Hi Lady V. We need to talk.
Dren OMG it’s ok sleep sweetheart Zyboragon and Bebe will be home soon.( limps over and covers you with blanket kisses you ) Dren my sweet Dren
( ports LP back to Bebe’s house) I’m busy LP later. Half Breed oh my your goooooood.
Why am I in bed?
Oh yes this is delightful!!!
What am I missing? This is going to pester me. Hmm… Perhaps a list is in order:
-family- check
-friends- check
-emotional balance- check
- sanity- check
Hmm… Why haven’t I thought of it?! Be right back!
(departs and returns carrying something behind back)
What’s In the box?
It’s a box… with a rose and a diamond ring… for Kole.
Congratulations, that’s also why I gave you another stone…
I…I…um…oh my god…!
Umm…
Kole… I’ve wanted to say this since we met… but I never really knew how to say it so I’m just going to say this out and you can decide whether or not you despise me: I l0ve you.
I-I’m so sorry…
My comments in mod.
Your interesting and quite a looker .
Excuse me?!
are you going to attempt to flirt with every male on this site?
No just those of intrest and AP is very interesting and valuable .
I’m pretty sure everyone but me.
Lol she might now that she’s noticed you.
You might be very handy I just l0ve your markings!
They are transformation runes.
*I come in, wings wrapped in a cradle for my child* Isn’t she beautiful? *I turn, showing the baby to all of you, she looks like me, with the same stinger-like tail, claws, teeth, and [differently placed] spikes, but her scales are a dark blue instead of an ebony black, and instead of scales on her wings, there are feathers* I… Alex tried to change me back… He couldn’t. Then, this blue force, it came from my head, and it knocked him out. I carried him home after the baby’s birth. WP was… Surprised, to say the least…
Congrats
Oh! You’re awake! *smiles, giving off a slightly threatening feeling* thanks Alex!
Congratulations LP. I’ll try to figure out what you are later…
Thanks Dren! I REALLY want this mystery solved. I-… Aww, don’t cry, little one… Don’t cry…
If only Mark was here to see you, little fledgling… *strokes the baby’s cheeks*
Wait, lady V, what did you mean by ,”LP’s delivery will do nicely an added bonus”?
(flies off; lands on cliff and begins pacing)
Need to think… Need to think
AP your quite a catch if Kole does not want you I do.
CONGRATZ on the baby LP *gets into car* I need to go find AP *reverses into another car u hear a mutter* DAM@ IT!!!!!!
Lady V may I ask if u can come with me… I’ll take u to AP.
Seth can you please try to moderate comments faster?!
Kole… It’s not Seth who does that it’s the computer that runs the site… I’m cutting down on commenting… My mental issues are getting a bit… Hard
SOMEONE GIVE ME MUFFIN!!!!!
*gives Smithy muffin* there
I have only had one nightmare, I was replaced by someone nameless, who could mimic me perfectly, I was crying out, none could hear me, then my father went on a rampage after finding out some horrible truth… Can we not talk about it anymore LP?….I’m shivering at the thought…
I’ll stop. That sounds terrible.
Thanks….hey, have you seen this crown? It was gifted to my father by the Seers, a sapphire crown..it’s so pretty..
No. Is it really that great?
I’m certain LP us getting taller *she becomes taller than my car on its back wheels* NO NO DINT TOUCH MY CAR!!!!! I
Oh come on Crys! You gotta back up what you believe! Hey… Hey, I think she’s asleep… *touches the belly of my daughter with muzzle, and she squeals* ahhhhh… Thank god! I think I’m going to sleep too… Goodnight Crystal… *spreads wings and flies somewhere else*
Hehe. Goodnight.
I’m sorry, I don’t think I was clear. What’s going on here, Deceiver?
Uh….a quick catch me up on the Crystal situation??
Congrats LP she is so cute have a good sleep.
Alex, can you please turn me back into a werewolf, telepathic, mermaid, and witch? I rea||y hope that you can.
I can raven *mutters a spell* u should be fine in 24 hours!!
Wow I wish you guys where here the seers temple is so awesome and everyones so freindly the market place is unbievable it’s a good thing they deliver I got Crystal lots of stuff we should be home soon I think I’m not sure how much longer we are staying but wow see you all soon.
Hey Bebe glad your having fun hope you get home very soon it’s kinda funny here with that women Lady V around.
Too bad Crystal isn’t here to receive it-
Oh, hey, Bee! Your daughter REALLY likes to talk.
Well little one I see your having fun (hee hee) your going to have more fun when you get home. So many thing has happend oh by the way Bebe I got past you iron door. Oh my you are a nasty little girl. I starting to like you.
(continues to pace on cliff)
I must… I can’t… AP can I help?
*finds AP on cliff* YO GET UR D£MON @SS DOWN HERE!!!!!! U know how long it took to fill up my car so I could get here!!!!! With lady V I think she wants to be ur queen!!
Im heading there right now bebe!! *leaves Lady V with AP*
I can see them in the distance but my car won’t be able to make those mountiains… *looks at LPs flapping wings*.
Mmm I never got a party when ravens kids were born!!
Here’s one of the journal entries:
Dear Diary,
My father told me the truth today. I am the last descendant of King Lycaeos, a Greek king who tricked the gods, who turned him into the first werewolf. The Lycaeus clan is very powerful, my dad said.
Alli
Well, now what? Now I’m a wolf princess.
I hate this amnesia.
*knocks AWB against wall* U B@STERED IM A WEREWOLF BECAUSE OF UR FATHER!!!!!!!
*st@bs him repeatedly in the chest with a silver stake and then throws him on the floor* AND U CAN R•T THERE!!!!!
What did I do? Hey that must b one of my powers: silver immunity! Cool!
Ps I’m a gal
Hail alliwolfsbane13,
Thanks for updating us. I have heard the story of the Lycaon king. Apparently Zeus got angry over the food during a surprise visit and turned the king and all of his 50 sons into wolves. Except the youngest son, name of Oenotrus, who was half-cured by the Earth Goddess and allowed to be human for 25 days of the month and only had to be a wolf on the full moon. When he tried to cure his brothers however, he was only able to “cure” them for three days a month ie: they became human only three days a month.
So which way is it for you? Also, have you ever been to Greece? Lycaon wolves often have friends who are demigods, sometimes because they want to find a cure from Zeus but also because they are sometimes half-brothers and sisters. Do you have any?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Three days a month wolf, according to the diary. I do not have any friends that are demigods according to my journal, so no.
Excuse me, but I am a wolf princess, hence my name, as well.
I’m ruler of the Kaicaeus Clan.
Who’s got a muffin??? I need one!! PLEASE!!
Kat, are you ready?
Yes<3
Smithy, please. Read other peoples comments. Reply to individual comments with an individual meaning, not as a reply to multiple comments.
Ahhhh guys call me st¥pid but I’ve only learned how to reply properly
Touch the box at the bottom or reply of its relevant to the situation sry guys
I FEEL ST¥PID!!!!!
Thats okay Smithy sometimes my reply button glitches and my replies pop up in random places.
Thx kole!
WTF!!? All I said was thanks kole? And it’s put in mod
GGRRRWWWOOFFFF
No problem Smithy!
Hi everyone just to let u guts know that I DO read as many comments from others as I possibly can, and the reason why my comments didn’t make sense was because I hadn’t fully mastered the reply button bye. And where I am Im hittin the pillow!
You claim to be a genius but you can’t use a button that does exactly what it says it does?
That makes perfect sense really. >.>
ugh! I hate not being able to remember what happened when I left I feel like there was something really important that I needed to tell you guys…
ugh! I can’t stand not being able to remember anyhting from when I left…I feel like there was something I really needed to tell you guys…also i had to enter this twice because of mod.
Hey Mutt, are you okay? What happened here?
LP, have you seen WP anywhere?
*eyes stop glowing, and my voice returns to normal* and you have to–
???
Alex? Where am I? And no, I haven’t seen her… Sorry
Oh… our wedding is in a couple of hours
again congrats on the wedding, I just hope she shows up for it.
also do you know a way I could get my memory back? I might go as crazy as Smithy if i don’t get it back soon…no offense Smithy!
You could always tetras the comments…
Before you left you decided to become AP’s “Queen”
no I remember that its just everything from between when I left and when I came back.
Kole, say Brad 5 times in a row. Don’t tell your brother I told you. It’ll give you your memories back.
(flies off)
There are few who’d deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I excel without ever even trying
With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet
Yet year after year, it’s the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King
Have grown so tired of the same old thing
Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There’s something out there, far from my home
A longing that I’ve never known
I’m a master of fright, and a demon of light
And I’ll scare you right out of your pants
To a guy in Kentucky, I’m Mister Unlucky
And I’m known throughout England and France
And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean quotations
No animal nor man can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations
But who here would ever understand
That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin
Would tire of his crown, if they only understood
He’d give it all up if he only could
Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears
I’m in such a good mood that I could just… just…
(yells in human’s face and they fall unconscious)
Wow… umm… I’m gonna go.
(turns and runs)
1 more hour… where is my l0ve…
…………………
It’s so quiet. Where is everybody? What happened?
Upset that WP never showed up…. I’ll see what happened tommorow…
We’re back, and terribly sorry about your situation Alex. Keep us up to date and I’m sure everyone will be happy to help in anyway possible.
Thanks, Z…..
She will show up… Soon I hope!?
*takes out Annette and begins to cradle her*
Sleep my love, as the trees above
Protect you, From the dark…
Our great river will watch you as
You dream… Until… Dawn.
Sleep my love, close your eyes…
And when you awaken…
The new day will bring to you
A bright new world…
Sleep my love, as the birds above
To rest their weary wings…
Let the rain play a gentle sound
To help your dreams sing…
Sleep my love, close your eyes…
And when you awaken…
The new day will bring to you
A bright new world.
Ever so gently,
Hear my voice.
Ever so softly,
Feel my touch.
Oh, ever so deadly,
I watch.
So go to sleep, my love…
Congratulations Lycanthropic Paragon, always good to see new faces spawning (literally) on the site.
Annette is an interesting name, what made you choose it?
It was my mother’s name.
I know, I know! She spent too much time in the lab, she never had time for me… But when she did have time she made sure she spent it with me. But in the end that love couldn’t save her. I’m the reason she’s dead! She didn’t deserve it!… So I want another chance. With another Annette. To show her I can love too… How much love I wanted to thrust into her arms and just… Just…! *sob* mom…
Mom…!
Mom…!
Mom…!
Where are you?! The world’s so cold without you…
Terribly sorry.
*wipes tears from eyes* why? Why won’t wake up mom? You said…
Z… You didn’t know… It’s okay. But… Love Crystal. Please. Get her soul back. And tell her how much you love her. *Annette grabs my clawed finger and starts to chew on it* Annette…
Okay…
Promise?
Naturally.
Thank you…! Now… Do you know what I am? *stretches out arms and wings to show you, bares teeth* what the HELL am I?
U know what ARC go fry ur circuits again
That’s fine kole I know but still I just have mental disorders. Thx for the muffin best one yet… Alex I hope ur “bride” shows up
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I know what you are child do you not have a mirror? Your a very rare form of Dragon. One I have’nt seen since the middle ages.
The only way u can be turned back to normal, is the elder dragon… He’s the only one who can turn u back to normal… Alex isn’t it full moon in 1 m?
Dragon… I’m a dragon?! Wait, you said a rare form of dragon… What kind of dragon?!
By the way ARC even the smartest of beings “trip up” occasionally.
Go to the witch page.
What’s going on?
What’s going on LP is that U NEED TO GO TO THE ELDER DRAGON And Seth for some reason all the comments that I post are getting put into mod and there’s nothing rude in there?
LP I’ll take I there If u like?
LPim sry to have to tell u but since u were a dragon when ur child was born… It means ur child is genetically a dragon it’s incurable I’m sry but ur child was birm a dragon do it stays a dragon… Unless the elder dragon can cure it for ur child as well!!
Most likely ur a ecoriftic dragon… There’s only 4 including u left.
Now I’d u will excuse me I have to pay my electric bill.
*pushes past Bebe* where is she?
*snarl* HALF BL00D! Get back here! *flies off after them*
…………….
*opens eyes for first time and looks at Bebe* M-mo-momma?
*looks at Zyboragon* Da… Dda?
Not even close child.
*looks at Mutt* You… Dadda?
Still, not close.
*turns to Alex* Dadda?
No… I’m afraid that your dad is long gone.
Alex, why would you tell a child that?
Everyone has a right to know about their parents. Telling them now is a lot easier than when they are older. Think about it.
Sure! Traumatizing kids now instead of later when they are older, right?
*starts to cry* m-mo-momma! *crawls out of bag and runs behind Bebe’s legs, hugging them* momma! *tears start to flow* Mean men lie! Lie about Dadda!
It’s okay. You’re dad is fine.
He’s quite a hero. Your dad’s name is Markhem.
Mar… Kem? Marrrooooo… Kem? Markem… Markem Dadda… Looks at Zyboragon and points* Markem Dadda?
No. That’s Zyboragon. Your dad is… out on business.
Children….. So fragile, so controler by impulse, so lacking in wisdom. And yet so pure. It doesn’t last long though. Now if you’ll excuse me I have better things to do than explain to some child where it’s father is.
Can you be… I don’t know… not depressing for once, please? It would be greatly appreciated.
Right that’s it!! *grabs anntete and teleports off*.
Can I change my nature, just so you feel more comfortable? No.
Don’t worry I’m great with kids…
(Takes out a belt…)
Grr… doesn’t anyone know how to handle kids besides me?
I was joking around. But you can’t be all liberal about this. He fathers dead. She needs to learn that…
Woah! Did you just call me liberal? I’m conservative thank you. No need to bring politics into the conversation.
Ok. I just think Ayn Rand would agree on the father thing.