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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute - you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Does anyone happen to know where Alex is?
Is it the fact that I comment to much?? If so just ask me nicely
… IM NOT WANTED … *blasts Alex 30feet back and then stabs mutt and throws him onto alex*.
I sry *grabs WP by hand and throws her in cellar* I’m afraid u are not going to see ur “boyfriend” ever again, *warning self destruct in t minus 4 minitues.
Poor rabbits…
Oh and did I tell I guys that I have severe mental disabilities but u think it’s funny so WP feel the heat *turns to 70•c*
U PIG LP!!
*blows ARC apart and throws him onto mutt,Alex* u fools underestimate me!
It’s not only that you comment too much Smithy, you post mindless comments that aren’t thought out, lack any intellectual value and disregard anything that we post do you can make your own tasteless ending that is irrelevant to the current topic.
You are:
1. Ignorant
2. Annoying
3. Rude
4. Unwanted
5. Ridiculous
6. Obsessively c
Crystal cut me off as I was typing that….
Oh well, I’m mostly just tired anyways, I’m venting because I’m stressed.
Sorry Smithy, even if I am speaking truth.
Of course, I wanted to use the iPad, that’s why I cut Arc off.
I don’t like it when Arc is ranting. I pulled the device away too late though.
I do not lack intelligence I have as I’ve keep saying have severe mental promblems but u don’t care WP is tied to a nuclular missile ready to blow the moon to pieces and when the moon is blown apart it’ll come crashing down on the side if the earth but I will be in china which is where I’m lunching, WP is inside one of the rockets… If u get the wrong one we all go boom!! Make ur choice LOL (static) zzztt
No, she’s not. She’s sleeping.
(staggers over with several stakes through body, noose around neck, and bleeding profusely)
You need (breathes heavily) to get me to my apartment now. (coughs and falls over)
I’ll be right there.
If anyone sees a cloud of black smoke, run as fast as you can in the other direction. Ęvil isn’t possesing Mutt so that means he’s probably looking for a new vessel. Poor Mutt…… He’s muttering about being captured by the Spanish Inquisition.
Oh, that smoke cloud was EviI? I saw it this morning moving around, it looked like the smoke was staring at me almost, then it moved away quickly, as if something scared it off.
Crystal are you SURE, he flew away? Because if your not, if anypart of that memory feels fuzzy or fake, then he could be possesing you. And if that happened……. Not Good.
She went back to trying to become human, I’ll go get her.
It looks as though Crystal has left. Do you believe she is possessed by EviI? That would certainly bring quite a storm to Earth if she was..
Has anyone seen WP?
Mmm and I’m called st¥pid!? Alex the reason why u can’t find WP is BECUASE she’s in a rocket and ur time is up but I’ll give u another hour it seems ssoooo pitiful to not give u a chance but if u must know the reason why I’m doing this is Becuase of the way u treat me it’s not my fault I’m mad!! *stabs bebe with her own scale and cuts her head off* I shall d£stroy u all!!!
Mm that black smoke is proberly the rockets engines firing up!! *hundreds of z0mbies rush out of my HQ at all of u*
SHUT. UP. YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY READ OTHERS COMMENTS AND THINK ABOUT THEM? BEBE NEVER GAVE YOU ANY OF HER SCALES, SHE IS STILL ALIVE, AND WP IS NOT IN A ROCKET!
Well then how comes I’m looking at her I can’t be mad all my henchmen are looking at her u sc¥m!! Why don’t for once u just admit u were wrong! But I guess if u won’t accept fate then fine… get WP out of the rocket I’ll do this old style *pulls out silenced pistol*and no maybe I didn’t k!ll bebe but I will!! And LPs baby HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH *z0mbie dogs attack u*
Oh and I don’t think U READ OTHER COMMENTS EITHER I TOOK THE SCALE SHE DIDNT GIVE IT TO ME!!? AND I CAN ASSURE U WP IS IN THIS VERY ROCKET (scream) oh look that’s her boohoo!
(opens my eyes)
(I’m in a dark place, not where I fell asleep)
Alex?
(my words echo)
It’s so cold…
Dãmn! I know what happened. I can’t come… someone’s trying to make you go insane. If I’m correct, your in a dark hallway.
Where are you? I feel so empty…
I don’t know, either. What I do know, is that I’ve been here before. I’m going to find you. Your in the dark. Try to find light.
(struggles to my feet and stumbles forward)
I’m in so much pain..
(A zombie comes out of nowhere)
(sound detected: screaming.)
(Sound detected: thud.)
Finnaly, I found you! I need you to listen. Don’t look at nothing closely. Everything is an illusion.
O-okay.. (stumbles forwards)
Okay… If I can move this.. (click) That should open that… and crap. Run.
(zombies come pouring out)
(Sound detected: Screaming.)
(runs)
…. *yaaaaaawn* good morning everyone!… Except for Smithy! What a wonderful mornin- why am I covered in bl00d, flesh, icing and melted ice cream?
Damn it!! It’s not launching!! Why have u done doctor… DOCTOR WHERE ARE U?? (bang) what DOCTOR OPEN THIS DOOR!!
Doctor: goodbye mr. Smith hahahahahah (teleports)
Jack: daddy what’s going on aaarrgghh what have u done
(jack runs off)
Smithy: no jack comeback here that’s it good boy… Come here slowly we must get…
(z0mbies break in)
Jack: daddy I’m scared…
Smithy: it’s ok we must remain… (z0mbies eat them)
*rockets explode simultaneously* whilst in mid air.
Guys……..I fell down a hole…..I think I broke my leg. No, it’s okay. But I am in pain. I was attacked by a bunch of zombies. I manged to escape, but I am stuck in this hole. Some men came over about an hour ago and shone a light in my eyes. They told me they would come with the ‘dark Master’. I wonder who he is. Any way, I am going to tell you about my latest survival. I was attacked by a black werewolf. But she explained her name was shadow. Anyway….why don’t you add a Pokemon page to the site. Pokemon are real, and I have survived several Charizard breathing fire on me. So bear that in mind, Seth. Bear that in mind.
WP wakes up to find z0mbies feasting on smithy and jacks b0dy
Computer: warning unideteified breach WP is locked in with the z0mbies
(my eyes grow wide in fear and shock) What’s going on ? Where am I?
The debris from the rockets comes crashing down on the building and steam pipes burst filling the corridor with thick white steam
Then a voice talks it sounds like smithy
U must get the power on to reunite!!
Please stop stealing things from Call of Duty.
(my eyes grow wide in fear and shock) What’s going on ? Where am I?
I’m sry I’m afraid I’m not stealing anything from call of duty (z0mbies continue to attack, u find a machine g&n on the table,
(MMMMAAOONNNNNN)
By the way I can’t I’m dë@d and so is my son BECUASE of u!!
By the way I’m not the one controlling the z0mbies there free please save my two other kids alistar and Samantha!! (explosions erupt outside)
This is not an illusion
Computer: warning major systems malfunctioning!
If it was an illusion that machine g&n wouldn’t be touchable, I suggest u get the power on!! The z0mbies have bitten through the power cable!
(scream)
Unknown: HHEELPPP (splat) blood spots out of a room and z0mbies come flooding out)
I forgive u WP and Alex u
Must get out but every entrance is blocked off, and u have no teleportation device plus they wouldn’t work this place is on lockdown that means that all security systems are active including teleportation power there’s not much hope
(z0mbies continue running at u and then z0mbie dogs begin snapping and they knock WP on the floor)
(I scream as the dogs rip at me)
(I try to fight back)
Hail! The Roklannite King has returned after a long time! Uhh… enough with the formalities… Hey guys! I was here like, a year ago… Some of you might have seen me around before… Some maybe don’t know me… But Is Seth here? If not please tell him I said hey If you’re reading this… Thanks!
Auxiliary power low)!
U have to find the power u are running out of time.
The auxiliary power is low)
Backup generator failing)
(They begin to swarm and surround u) u must escape the darkness and ascend into light!
I can’t help WP I’m not in the material world there’s too many HERE COME MOTE GET OUTTA THERE!!
*the horde of z0mbies overrun half breed and they bring him down to the ground*
There just endless??!!!!
Guys this is an Akward time but the reason why I’m annoying isn’t BECUASE of my mental disabilities even though they are severe it’s smithy d u guys remember him?? Don’t u I thought I k!llęd that son of a b!tch!! But clearly no but right now I’m dę@d and WP needs help and in other words smithy d was possessing me… AGAIN!!
Your an idiöt…
Well guys now that I’m not bieng possessed anymore everything should be ok and I’m not an IDIØT I was possessed!!
Your still an idiöt…
Dren I’m a geneius!! I’m a scientist and an expert h@ckęr!! so I’m not an idiøt but I don’t mind it’s fine I know I’m off my hook but that’s fine u ok?
I doubt you even know how to calculate density…
Total mass divided by total volume… I think? Been a while since I learned that :\
Nothing. Ever. Takes. Me. Down! HUURRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAHHHHHB!!!!!!!!
watch it smithy d is coming as well Alex and WP if u see the b@astrd, well he turned me against u guys AND that proves that I’m not like that ARC it’s the other smithy anyways if u see him kick his ¥gly @$$ would u?
Hey Seth I’ve looked at other pages and they don’t have a lot of commenters so why no put them all onto one page? I’ve found my RESSURECTION ring * I form back to normal* I’m coming guys!!
Hail TLR!! My Mentor Mr. Mutt knew you. You helped council him through his begining Hybrid phase. How are things in Rocklan?
So agharna who’s the girl?? Ur girlfriend?
(helmet closes making voice robotic)
My wife.
Hi!
Ok then if f= 1247 then what is f x 34?? Answer= 37,647
Area of a circle with a diameter of 12 inches? Leave pi in the awnser.
Approximately 432
Hello TLR, you don’t know me. You might know my father, he goes by Zyboragon?
Anyways, I’m his daughter Crystal. Nice to meet you.
Also dren I can prove I’m not an idiõt here’s my teleporter which I built on my own, my ray g&n also built by me and my time vortex projector so I don’t think I’m an idiôt.
Alex is definitely smarter than dren he got those all right!
nnniicceeee…
Oh and by the way trees and all plants are more intelligent than all of us they are the smartest beings in the galaxy dren so please don’t take the mick out of trees they are smart. It’s a scientific fact!
Hail the lance rock,
Welcome back. As you can see much has transpired here since your last visit but I am still keeping on keeping on.
What has transpired for you since our last communication?
Very happy to see that you are still keeping on keeping on as well.
Seth
Ok dren think back when we was with vetty and the others did u think I was an idiøt then? Or are u just saying that Becuase u feel like it?? Or are u tormenting me??
Just say what u want me to change and I’ll do it even though I’m back to normal still I won’t be annoying any more starting from now…!!
Acctully scr@p that… If I’m annoying just let me know… Calmly.
You’ve always been an idiöt… I’m stating the truth.
Your smarter than a bag of rocks, I’ll give you that. But I think trees may have beat you though…
What are you guys? Five? Are you reallly going to be this immature?
I agree with Agharna, and considering who I am, I’m sure Zyboragon would agree with that as well. Arc is currently trying to join in but I’m preventing him from doing so.
Thank you. Now, if we are done here, I am going to go back to working on my wife’s cure.
Hi I’m Sinny I may be able to help you I have a back ground in genetic reearch and microbiology what does she need a cure for.
why is my replies in mod do I have to hit a differant button?
Perhaps. What would you like to know?
Well for one why does everyone pick on this Smith guy is he that bad? What kind of monster are you sir if you don’t mind me asking?
I am a shadow elemental. Everyone… other than me… considers Smithy annoying. However he helps where I do not possess strength. I am a cryogenecist or a scientist who experiments freezing creatures and plantlife to preserve them.
Wow that’s cool I never seen a shadow elemental wow.
I would like to point out that I’m fairly nuetral on the Smithy front.
Fine. Thank you, but I really must get back to making a cure for Mary.
No, they’re probabl- AUGH! *falls over* darn it, child! Let me finish my joke!
*joins WP and Alex with an ak-47* u guys
Ok??
I’m alright, thanks, I just escaped.
Sorry about that. I escaped earlier, but got held up. How are you?
I’m alright. You?
I’m fine. ( Do you have text plus on an iPod or iPhone or iPad or something? I fyou don’t, please download it, I want to tell you something but not on the site)
No.. I’m not even on any of those devices..
Oh okay
Alex, email me maybe? littleshewolf84@gmail.com
Sent… I disreguarded the importing thing I had to say, because in theory it doesn’t make sense…
No, please tell me. I want to know.
Mmmm…… fine.I was trying to plan our wedding, but the easiest date was token, so I was going to tell you that it could be a couple months, but I found out yesterday that the. couple got angry or something and cancelled, but I felt kind of awkward for posting it in. public site :/
Well that’s ur opinion dren.
Hi everyone I’m Sinny a shapeshifter can anyone tell me whats going on?
Hello Sinny, my name is Alex, I’m a Daevah, Werewolf, and Mage. When people first make a post, it goes under moderation for approval. After a while, there won’t be any more moderation unless you type an offensive word.
Hello Sinny, my name is Alex, I’m a Daevah, Werewolf, and Mage. When people first make a post, it goes under m0deration for approval. After a while, there won’t be any more moderation unless you type an offensive word. ( For some strange reason, m0deration is one of them.)
typed a reply, on m0d typed another, on m0d. I’m going to fix it, here.
Hello Sinny, my name is Alex, I’m a Daevah, Werewolf, and Mage. When people first make a post, it goes under m0deration for approval. After a while, there won’t be any more m0deration unless you type an offensive word.
Ok thanks Alex whats a Daevah?
Hmm… how can I describe it? on a higher level than a god, but lesser than something like 3vil…
Oh wow thats cool and crazy.
I cannot save Mary. The serum is incompletable and she is… gone.
Hello, I’m Wolf Princess, Alex’s fiancee. I’m a demon wolf, a very rare breed.
I just escaped a horde of zombies, actually.
Hello, I’m Wolf Princess, Alex’s fiancee. I’m a d3mon wolf, a very rare breed.
I just escaped a horde of zombies, actually.
Hail Sinny,
Welcome to the site. Pleased to meet you. Sorry for your comments being in moderation but every time a new commenter shows up the computer the runs the SOS site puts them into the moderation queue until it can be determined that they are real and not a spammer or worse an A51 agent. Then as Alex said if comments that you post are determined by the computer to have issues then it may also block those. So the best advice I have for you is to be careful when you post and do not reveal any personal information about yourself like how old you are or where you live (your country or state or province is okay but don’t say what city or town you live in) and especially not your real name. This is for your own safety.
Your survival is important so keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thanks Seth awesome site you got here. Everyone seems to like the warewolf page alot do you know why that is?
Every time I see a Smithy comment, I think about this.
It’s on mod
Go on YouTube and search going to the store and watch the 1st one.
I got kiIIed and I reappeared on Earth, figured I would check in.
Oh? Did you now? Well you did miss a lot. *points at stomach* I’m pregnant, along with Poppy, who is Dren’s mate now. Wolf Princess and Alex are together, Bebe is missing you, and is taking care of all the preggies (including me!).
Wonderful, and I apologize.
Hello Z, good to see you.
I have been taking care of Poppy, Bebe and Crystal while you were gone. Glad you checked in. Make sure you talk to Bebe, she misses you…
As Dren said, glad to have you back, Z. Also as he said, check in with Bebe please. I think she may be going into hysteria over you and you should see Crystal as well.
Alright I’ll be here.
Good. After you finish seeing your family, I have something that may concern you.
I’ll show you the site of the aquarium I’m building…
Crystal may be being possesed by ęvil. Mutts gone insane, and keeps muttering “Ęvil plan, raising.” Welcome back…. To my hėll
Zyboragon is this a dream your here I I
Zyboragon is it really you or is it a cruel joke?
(freezes door to human bank then kicks it in and freezes all humans; turns to shadow slips into the vault)
This currency will be put to use to save Mary.
Hello Sinny! I’m a human, but I used to be a Werewolf, telepathic, mermaid, and wizard. Alex, can you return me back into my origional state? (werewolf telepathic mermaid wizard). If so, I would be so happy. Thanks. Sinny, I hope that we can be friends. (I have n0ne)
Friends are an unnecessary factor in life. Emotion itself has failed me and therefore I no longer feel it. The only emotion I feel is love towards Mary. I am disgusted by all those of you who flirt and become mated.
Hi Raven I’m a shapeshifter your human how did you become human?
Hail Raven,
What about me? I hope that you would think of me as your friend. I certainly consider you a friend.
Can you tell me how you got turned into a human? That could be pretty important information as that kind of transformation is usually only a one way street (going the other way).
Sorry if I missed that part. There has been a lot going on on the site lately so I have probably missed quite a few things.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Wolf Princess, are you here my love?
Hi sinny if ur wondering I was possessed earlier which made me go… Mad but I’m fine now so what are u?
She’s over there Al
Sry sinny by the way I’m also a scientist and expert h@cker I study in teleportation, and I tried to make superhuman soldiers once…
I’m not going to explain how that turned out but no I cannot h@ck to get rid of m0d and I wouldn’t anyway, but nice to meet u.
Oh and I’m a werewolf.
Ur breaking in to a vault??!! But there are others like Mary AP what about them u can’t just go in there!
Fool. There is only one Mary. There will only ever be one woman to whom my heart belongs.
(presses buttons on gauntlet making hologram appear)
This is the only woman who ever truly loved me.
There are no others. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to invest this currency in materials for a cure.
Hi Smithy I’m a shapeshifter. You where possessed mmmmmmm not good glad your back to normal. Have you seen Bebe she’s an angel of grace and beauty what is the enchantress do you know?
Yeah I met bebe almost a year ago I think… Mm shapeshifter eh cool by the way ravens my wife and she at the moment has 3 friends I hope u! Me and AP he doesn’t really care but give him an Xbox a good woman and we@pon and he’s emotional all over!! Anyways raven please comment more I’m missing u
!! The kids are too!
*grabs APs arm* I’m afraid I can’t let u do tha, plus I have a solution! *i pull out a test tube* I made the cure!! Using my own DNA it turns out WW blood is the only thing that can bring her back but as u have proberely guessed she will be a WW I’m sry but it’s the only way to do so and if u decline then Im not letting u go with that money!
How about I prepare a feast for all of us my treat
Bebe, Bebe, Bebe. Let’s get going.
Bebe I really missed you, can we talk? I really want to talk to you.
Yes I’m here Zyboragon.
I know I don’t express my feelings much, I’m sorry.. Anything you want from me Bebe, I will try my best to make sure it happens. I will try to be better for you.
(sniff)
How touching!
(laughs)
Come on! Are you going to finish this? Are you even a dragon? Because you seem pretty weak to me!
You will be regretting everything you say AP, I don’t need to make you regret it now, later…it will be much more fun to watch.
AP your making a big mistake leave now we can finish later.
We’re not making a mistake, beautiful. We have succeeded in bringing chaos into this world and we have shot you, kidnapped your daughter, threatened your mate. We see this as a win-win situation.
There is a limit that one can be pushed, the more you continue, the worse your odds of survival get.
Come on then, lizard. Let’s finish this.
(raises fists)
We have nothing left to live for! Come on, bring it!
AP, there are plenty of things worth living for. You just need to find what matters to you.
LOOK AT US! We have nothing to live for! We have no children, no mate, no sanity. H3ll we don’t even have our face! There’s nothing that matters to us other than offing you, old man. This is the only thing that we have left to look forward to in our miserable life! Come on, finish this!
Well you won’t be kiIIing me so I’m sorry to disappoint you.
Fine. I only hope that someday, you’ll feel my pain. My suffering. My misery.
(sits down in chair; puts firearm to head, fires; lifeless corpse falls out of chair)
He will be back, and in greater number…
AP say you did Finish off Zyboragon then what? What would you do k!ll me and Crystal you need to forgive yourself in order for others to feel and care for you it’s a start.
(laughs hysterically)
I don’t want to k!ll you! No. No, if I wanted to, I would’ve already done it.
Crystal
Crystal
Crystal
She appears between Zyboragon and I.
I don’t like being pulled from my hole, I was comfortable.
Oh well.
Oh Crystal it’s ok I’m here everythings going to be ok mommy’s here. (hugs you)
Zyboragon I’m sorry as well I don’t mean to push you into this relationship I understand that you are still in l0ve with Val…I get impatance and carried away at times I just want to be with you and raise Crystal together.
Bebe, I’m in love with you, not Val. I really just want to know you more, I didn’t know Val as much as I wish I did…
sorry I ment want to know more about you as well.
Tell me what you see in me, to have hurt you so much.. Yet you stay by me.
A fight? *i drag AP to my xbox* u can take ur anger out on z0mbies!
I see the good in you the way you help others the way you help me your sense of humor how sometimes you let your gaurd down and you show how caring and sesative you are,when I’m with you I feel safe you don’t treat me like some din witted lady. You where there for me when I needed someone when I thought I lost it all. When my sister Vee was in trouble you where there you have bin apart of my life on this site. I l0ve it when you and Mr Mutt fight with each other it makes me laugh I get so busy with work and school I sometimes feel so uninportant but you have the patience of an angel to put up with my busy schedule and always treat me with respect. What mad you fall in l0ve with me?
Wow Bebe. I didn’t know that I was so important to you…
I feel like a jerk now…
What made me fall for you Bebe?
Your attitude, you always try to help and show a positive attitude, it makes being around you a rather enjoyable experience, you open your mind to the site easily and you make me think about what you’ve said in full, it makes you interesting. You also are there to help survivors that need it and show compassion to those who don’t deserve it. Quite frankly Bebe, I think you’re perfect.
Don’t be sometimes it’s hard for me to show my feelings as well. Perfect really
I’m at lost for words. I need you and l0ve you Zyboragon you make my world perfect.
Yes Bebe, nothing is quite right without you around, I need you here as well.
Could you tell me, what do you want from me? How can I display my feelings in a way that suits you Bebe?
Hugs and kisses are nice some romance….and maybe if it’s not to forward some affection while napping…
sometimes.
I can work on that, you deserve it…Cne Zyboragon hug coming up. (Hugs Bebe)
That’s right Bebe, it is Mother’s day… I must create plans.
(Kisses you).
*pukes in toilet* blah more flirting???!!! NNOOOOO!! *pukes again*
AP what round we on again?
Well, you’re certainly full of charm Bebe, I can’t remember what I was thinking about..
We should try to teach Crystal how to transform into her human form how do you do it?
Uh…that is….I.. Screw it…(kisses Bebe again).
(giggle) Zyboragon (kisses you back) your cute when your like this (giggle)
Alright…well.. My human form.. Normally I just think “Turn human” and then I do… It might be an event that has to be triggered or it might just require training your mind. Dragons are prideful, they take pride in their form, altering it is almost considered dishonorable, if not for the usefulness of a human form, it would be offensive to dragonkind.
Well Bebe, I’m glad that you think making me speechless is “cute”. I can live with that.
Zyboragon lets go home and get some sleep and yes making you speechless is very cute.
Yes, sleep it is. Good Night Bebe, pleasant dreams to you.
Good night my l0ve.
Good Morning Y’all, I made Eggs Benedict and Hash Browns for you. Enjoy…
(Hands Trays to both Bebe and Z)
Time to make breakfast. I’ll just make it for everyone…
Who wants some bloodstained trifle?
Smithy, your not even here… I was talking to the dragons…
Whats everyone’s favorite book,,if you even read?
Wow… I didn’t mean to tap reply -_-
Mines “chris Ryan Alpha force” the author used to work in the SAS so he’s writing about what it’s like out there… What’s for breaky!
Please stop rambling on about how “good” dragons are it’s… Well it puts me in a box u know what I mean! WBZ
Mine is “The Dēãd”. It describes a zombie outbreak in London, and how people have to fend for themselves, you can’t just pick up a gun and have it loaded and ready to use, and how not everyone survives…
Mine is “White Fang” by Jack London. It’s a bit dated in it’s thinking but it really is a wonderful piece of classical literature.
Dren I know I’m not there I was going to teleport and bring my bl00dstained trifle but now… Well please don’t say everyone next time it took me 2 hours to make this plus I had to k!ll a wild boar for its bl00d how very embarrassing!
it lost its life for nothing no! I’ll just give it to bebe and Z my little gift guys! 
Smithy please leave the dragons alone for a while…
I read that too… 1915, right? Or was it 1815…
Atlas Shrugged.
I’ll say the name of my favorite book in thirty two years, when it actually exists.
Mmm, I like The Hunger Games a lot, but White Fang is up there.
That’s my third fav, my second is The Enemy by the same guy who wrot the dēàd…
Goodmorning Dren that sounds great eggs beni is my fav. Wow Bebe and Z thats amazing what happend. I so happy for you both.(kisses and hugs Dren).
Happy Mothers Day…
Aaaww thank you I think it’s almost time Dren for nesting I’m so excited.
Dren sweetheart what do you want to do today?
Dēād eh reminds me of when I had to go out to London and help the SAS get the queen out of the country nan that was hot and dren I can’t be annoying the dragons and secondly ur a water dragon aren’t u? If not the eggs that poppy will lay will not hatch “infertile” do u want the trifle!!!??
Saying stuff like that is why no one Likes you.
Relax all day. I’ve been working all week…
Sound good to me sweetheart.
I take it u don’t like trifle (tears well up) no one ever does
I know that poppy ok I’m goin to try to change ok? But if u sure then that’s ok that’s why isn’t it it’s the fact that I always sound negative… Understandable my dearest apologies! People think that about me all the time.
The reason why I was like that is Because I look at the facts I’m very scientific todo I look for the facts in science again my dearest apologies everyone.
You still never answered my question…
Aww… I feel so unloved now…
Sorry..?
Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. It’s… It’s Mark’s fault…! For leaving me! He… Mark… Markem…
LP Markem did say he was d!eing and would fade into nothingness and he wanted to spent his last moments with you.
… *sob* Mark…
Aye, quit your whining, your emotions smell awful.
Circuit failure, Scum!
Is there any cure for mark?
No but I’ve started work on an Anti-Smithy pill.
Bebe, hitting walls is so fun! Ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Madmen said there was none and vanish I said I would take care of LP like family.
You are wasting your time, prepare to be destroyed.
No Arc don’t what are you doing?
Errrggg…. Wall!!
Ow Ow ow ow… Wall broke, using other wall.. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. I’m sorry I’m fine now.
Arc that’s Bebe don’t do that Arc not to Bebe or LP.
Arc are you sure your ok. It’s nice to see you Arc I missed you.
I’ve decided, now I’m a but old for this but I count this as bullying ARC I’m doing my best NOT to be annoying and so far I think I’m doing fine SH please don’t be foolish!
Smithy, you call the fact that you’ve shown no noticeable change your “best”? That doesn’t surprise me much.
Now boys play nice lets not start anything. Smithy thanks but I’ve got it Arc’s not being a bully he just needs some TLC and Arc will be ok.
Circuits are fried, mood is bad. Of course I want to start something Bebe. I’ll just go back to slamming my face on the wall. Good stuff.
Okay Bebe, this wall is great for hitting with your face, try it! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. Good stuff.
Poppy I think he meant to destroy me.
LP I’ll do my best to wrk on a cure the chances are it won’t wrk but bebe there has to be a way!
No Arc don’t hit the wall we better get Zyboragon to have a look at you because that’s not normal Arc behaveour.
Smithy you weren’t even involved in this conversation, do no I didn’t mean you, you are foolish thinking that everything is directed towards you.
Noticeable? I’m acting like all of u guys AND IM STILL NOT RIGHT FINE U WANT UR HEAD BASHED!! *knocks his head against wall and puts. A dent in him*.
Directed towards me??!!! It’s always ME IM ALWAYS THE ONE NOT RIGHT AREN’T I ADMIT IT U DIRECT ALL PAINFUL COMMENTS TOWARDS ME!! *huff puff*!
There are these things called reply buttons. If I was directing something at you I would use, such as now.
You continue acting like a total imbecile Smithy, I laugh at you. Like a wall could even dent me. You just added to my point of you showing no noticeable change. Good job.
No ARC of course I didn’t dent u I just proved to everyone that ur the one who mocks me! U think I don’t know that already, so I think U have been snookered!!
Well I don’t want the walls damage anyway so stop it both of you.
I really am sick of this I’m…..Oh!!! Bebe I think it’s time I need to get to the nest Dren made.
Look at Smithy, lying and trying to change the style of the point he originally attempted to make. Pathetic.
My change is that I’m showing everyone why I’m not like everyone else mainly because ARC likes joking in my face!
Ok don’t panic Poppy here we go your doing fine through here right?
Is that the idea you think your showing us? Because to everyone else it looks like you are commenting in your usual annoying way Smithy. That is why Poppy and Dren commented earlier. Some change.
And….disconnected! Arc won’t be here for a while.
ARC can be extremely rude when his circuits get fried, I apologize.
Oh don’t wry crystal I’m leaving this site besides I’m a fury fangy mangy mutt aren’t I do I’m just going to go d!e in a hole!! And leave this site.
Thank you Crystal I don’t know how Arc’s circuts got fried maybe it was a over load from mine and Zyboragon emotions.
I hope ur child goes well poppy good bye!!
Bebe thanks yes this is it .(sigh) Now I’ll try and get comphy please tell Dren there comming.
Thanks (ouch) Smithy.
It’s time? Already? Happy Mothers Day, funny how things work out…
I just got word from Crystal and came here as quick as possible. How is Poppy doing?
Poppy will be fine she needs to relax and breath ok p\Poppy I know there eggs but relaxing and breathing will help.
Oh Dren Our babies are comming WOW Oh HERE COMES ONE! eeehhhh-nnn.
I remember being there when Val laid eggs, it is a quick process, she screamed a bunch…
I’m sure Poppy will be fine.
I’m here if you need me Poppy…
Yes, it’s possible Bebe, Arc mentioned being able to feel the emotions of others lately, maybe father will come and fix it.
Crystal did you freeze him?
Yes, Arc is frozen for now, I must continue trying to turn human, I got human feet yesterday, it was cool.
Oh Crystal I’m so proud of you your doing great just keep it up you can do anything if you put your mind to it. I believe in you sweetheart. (hugs you).
I am also proud of you Crystal.
Crystal I hope Zyboragon can fix Arc he’s family and I and everyone would miss him.
Guys I replied to ARC by the wrong reason anyway if u didn’t get the message
I’m just a fury fangy mangy mutt aren’t I so I’m leaving this site and I’m goin to go d!e in a hole!!
No one said any of those things Smithy calm down please you belong on this site as much as anyone else.
Bebe rushed in and said something close to what I was going to say. (Hugs Bebe).
Oh no, Arc is never going to be okay, the guy is just weird. I will fix him up so he appears normal though.
Well thats good it would not be the same without him.
I don’t know… the world might be more Mr. Mutt friendly..
It’s entertaining, I still feel bad for Mutt though.
Me too (giggle) he’ll get over it Mr Mutt always does.
(no response)
I know u guys didn’t say anything like that but I think u think that I’m just a dog!!!
Smithy I have never thought that and hurt that you would think so low of me.
Aaahhh Smithy that’s not true not all of us (ouch) think that . And Bebe’s been very nice to you she never thinks like that.
Thanks Poppy. Ok Poppy relax breath Dren can you bring Poppy some cool water.
I can?!! Oh yeah…
Water…
(Hands Bebe Water…)
Aaaaaaaaoohhhh here’s (gasp) another one…..(sigh). Water ARE YOU CRAZY!!!
Please just drink it…
Poppy relax just one left ok. You did say three right?
HUMMMPH ok Dren for you anything sorry Bebe.
Yes that’s what THE MIDWIFE SAid….. NNNNAAAAA HERE IT Comes…..rrrashhhaa…..(sigh)..
Good. I’m right here.
Your done. Let’s both rest now. You can sleep on the nest if you want.
Last one was the worst for Val… We should hold her down…
There you go Poppy all three are fine not a single crack rest now get some sleep congradulations Dren and Poppy.
Dren our eggs there so cute…..(whew)….I’m so tired..
After it was laid she tried to strike me down…. Anger and hormones…
Just leave her. She’s exhausted…
They do look cute…
I guess Popy is fine…can’t be too cautious though, many dragon fathers get kiIIed by their wives after eggs get laid.
Poppy and Dren congrats all three are fine
.
Thanks guys and Bebe.
Im glad your ok…
Dren Gggrrr not too close don’t touch me…
Now then, I have a few gifts from my time back at Storm Haven.
A Stormstone bond, so Poppy and Dren will stay strong together.
There are gifts for your children when they hatch, but I would be revealing what your children will be by giving them to you..
I’m sorry hunny, please just hold me.
Dren do you want to know what they are or wait?
Ok. I understand let’s just both take naps…
Oh yah Happy Mother’s Day Bebe.
Yes you too Poppy Happy Mothers Day.
I can’t sleep. Are you ok Poppy?
Thank You Z for the gift…
Yes
I’m just very tired.
Dren my wonderful sweetheart I’m going to rest abit. I l0ve you.(kisses you).
Morning Poppy… Want me to be on nest duty for a little bit?
Oh dear I never knew that careful Dren Poppy’s emotions are sorta frazzled it’s the hormones.
Bebe, did I ever tell you about your eyes?
No you have’nt what about them.
Bebe, I forget what I’m about to say when I stare into them, I see no color in them, the world turns dark and you’re the only thing left that remains in color. Your eyes take me to a dark world that I can only return from with you. It’s amazing.
Aaaww Zyboragon I would only want to return with you
your so handsome and strong. 
Thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Zyboragon I’ll be out for awhile theres a couple of girls I sometimes babysit and they want to take me out for dinner be back soon.(kisses)
Oh no….
Enigma: Hey! What’s wrong with being a dog?
Zyboragon: Not sure if everyone knows Enigma..
Enigma: Don’t introduce me!
Zyboragon: Alright calm down.
Enigma I have’nt seen you in ages how are you? Thanks Dren (takes water) Poppy I need you to drink some water ok.
Enigma: Is this the one you were talking about?
Zyboragon: Yes….
Enigma: She doesn’t look like a dragon..
Zyboragon: That’s her human form.
Enigma: How did you lure her?
Zyboragon: No idea, will you talk to her not about her?
Enigma: Fine, I’m great Bebe, how are you? I’ve been hiding out.
Zyboragon: Was that so hard?
Enigma: She’s too pretty for you.
Zyboragon: I know…
Aaawww you spoil me
.
It’s a pleasure to do so Bebe.
My names Dren. The dragon in labor over there is Poppy. She’s my wife.
Okay guys, I want to make a certain something, something for us. He just needs a picture of all of you. Just draw yourself (at least one picture of each of your forms [human, dragon, wolf, etc.]). When I get all the pictures I’ll start.
Go look at my Survivor of the Month page. My picture is up there
http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-resources/survivor-of-the-month-dragon-moon-2012
I don’t know if this is open drawing but I have the perfect picture to describe me. Think green though.
(Seth put the pic here please. Thanks)
“There you go!” – Seth
That’s an awesome pic! How did you get it there? I sent mine in e-mail form, Seth.
“I was looking for what comment to attach your picture to last night and then I had an Internet connection problem and this is the first time I have been able to get your pic up AP. Do you want it here or somewhere else.” – Seth
I said pretty please.
This is what I look like in human form.
Wow AP and Half Breed you both must have to fight the girls off with a stick very nice.
Outside this site, yes. On this site… Not so lucky. Oh, the other side of my face is back.
Here’s a picture of me in dragon form
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&gl=us&biw=320&bih=356&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=mosasaur&oq=mosasaur&aq=f&aqi=s1g4&aql=&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..41j0l4.11943.13060.0.14438.7.4.0.0.0.1.376.983.0j1j2j1.4.0…0.0.&mvs=0#p=0
(Can you please put the picture into the comment Seth?)
If you can’t draw, just describe your features.
Well you already know what I look like LP.
Well, unless you want to stand in front of me while I draw EVERY SINGLE slide of you, I still need a picture/description of you.
Are you guys drawing?
Do I need to draw something?
You can describe yourself. But a drawing is preferred. Again, YOU CAN GIVE A DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF, IT’S OKAY!
Oi. Alright. I have a rough sketch, give me a bit and I’ll get it all touched up and nicely colored for ya.
LP I’m 5ft 2 inches, long blond hair, black to midnight blue eyes about a hundred and 17 pounds as a human. Sorry got to go hopes this helps.
Well I think you sound perfect Bebe. LP I’m 6’4 black wavy hair blue eyes muscular build. How about you?
Bebe, I apologize for my earlier behavior. I have severe bipolarity and I seem to have two different personalities. One side is my pain, anger, and rage. The other(which I am currently feeling because I am back on my medication) is my happiness, optimism, and well… the way I used to feel!
Please forgive me. I have… these kinds of moments when I’m not on my medication.
I know AP I was there when you first ran out and I got you more. All is forgiven and I trust you I see the goodness in you and your always welcome.
I am about 6 foot 2 with bluish green eyes, with a mix of light and tan skin
Woah woah woah are we doing human or wolf/dragon/whatever?
That’s your description of yourself Bebe? You made yourself sound lovely.
Wrong reply button, lol
Jumpy iPhone, I’m lucky when I hit the reply button, normally my screen keeps jumping back to the top. But I’ll admit, that was a bit weird.
Yeah, I hate when that happens… lawl.
I need a description from you to, Zyboragon!
Oh you do eh?
Oh well.
Oh you…!
Z, can I talk to you?
Yes Dren, how can I help you?
What’s it like, being a parent…
It’s hard to explain, I think of it as spending your entire life creating an idea, and seeing that idea come to life. It grows, what you show it will be what it learns from, it is a never ending expansion of learning, you will find your own meaning as time progresses.
Fantastic.
Wow!
Thanks Zyboragon and from what I’ve seen of you I’m one very luck girl
.
I’m the lucky one Bebe. (kisses Bebe).
I’m going to go find Arc, I’ll see you later.
Hi I’m back I hope Arc is not Zanthre .
I’m happy to see you Bebe…EviI has possessed Crystal…
I am 5/6 with hazel eyes and brown eyes and lightly tan skin.
I meant hazel eyes and brown hair with lightly tan skin. My bad.
Human Form: 6/5, brown(ish) hair, Blue eyes, light tan skin.
Dragon Form: A dinosaur called the mosasaur. Look up pics on the internet for better detail.
I look similiar to this Avatar. In my human form, I am about six feet, black hair pale skin, green eyes. I have a scar going from my shoulder to my hand. I am almost always in the shadows because the sun burns me, not kįlling burst into a pile of ash burn, just really bad sun burn.
Hello again, everyone..
*puts two arms around stomach* ugh… The baby’s kicking like crazy! Gragh! What the? *touches bed, hand comes up wet* did I pi$$ myself?!
*laughs* I’m here for ya if you need anything.
Okay then, what do YOU think this stuff is? *flicks some of the liquid at you playfully*
*flinches and giggles* Probably just water.
From where? *ficking a little more at you*
*laughs* From that cup sitting right here. *picks up an almost-empty cup*
*stops flicking “water”* but I drank that last night…
*pours the last of it out onto my hand* Not all of it, see? *playfully tosses it onto your face and laughs*
Oh, btw, should I call you WP or your real name?
Either one:)
Then what is this stuff? *looks up at ceiling, thinking hard. Then smiles suddenly* *head comes down to look at Wolf Princess, smile replaced by a look of desperation* my water broke!
Oh my.. W-what should I do? *nervously takes your hand (in a friendly manner)*
I don’t know! What should you do?!
Go to the hospital… I think?
Good idea.. LP, are you able to get up and come with us? Wait, I have a better idea. *melts into my wolf form* Alex, help her onto my back. I can run her there. It’s the fastest way.
Okay good idea! You should call them first and tell them,”this is just a drill!”
* smiles and points to the ceiling* her roof apparently leaks. But that wasn’t good, you didn’t know what to do. Sorry Wolfie, I thought this would be a good time to see if you knew what to do. But now that I know you don’t, we have to go over this, in case this happens for real with just you and me.
Oh my gosh, you scared me! I’ll make sure to get down exactly what to do. Thanks for that, actually.
You know how to jumpscare people, I’ll give you that…
Haha! That was bloody brilliant!
yeah, she’s bloody brilliant at scaring the fur off of me!
Okay, try and avoid public though, and remember to turn back into human form at the hospital.
Okay, try and avoid public though, and remember to turn back into human form at the hospital.
You shouldn’t joke around like that LP…
I wasn’t joking. I was testing her. Now I know she doesn’t know what to do in that situation. *looks at Wolf Princess* it’s good to know she cares, though.
*smiles* of course I do. I care about everyone here.
*I turn all white with a red cross on my chest* now test me I can help.
Hey, you look like a walking American Red Cross logo;D
Where do you think they got there logo?
Uh.. Clara Barton.. o.o;;
Ooooo! painting gone wrong In a church?
?
Kat, we can get married Wendsday
Really? :3
Yup, why would I lie about one of the most important days of my life?
I never said you were lying<3
(kisses you) I l0ve you more than anything….
(kisses back) I l0ve you too..
I want to spend the rest of time with you….
That would be bloody amazing<3
We can. I need you to follow me, the place is a secret, I know of a pond that grants immortality…
Alright.. I’d follow you to the ends of the earth..
Nonononono!
Do not fear death, Fear the life not lived.
-Angus Tuck
Don’t become immortal! Don’t!
Nonononono!
Do not fear dæth, Fear the life not lived.
-Angus Tuck
Don’t become immortal! Don’t!
LP, I want to spend the rest of time with her. She can make her own decisions, I’m not forcing her to do it. (Kat, this is your desicion. I pm not forcing you to do anything, but I’m not “stealing your soul”)
LP whats wrong with being immortal I myself is over 6 thousand years old with the right person/s it’s worth it.
If immortality is shared it may be a blessing, alone, it’s hell.
Wow, you can explain how I feel, even though your not me. Strange o.0
I’m glad you and wolf princess are together, Alex. I’ll take you out for a celebratory bēēr sometime soon.
Thank you Dren
Your welcome…
Awww! Good for you guys!
Thank you guys.
And Alex, as long as I’m with you for the rest of eternity, immortality will be the best blessing I ever receive.
(sits down)
Sake please. Kahoritsuru.
Something happened. Mutt’s eyes turned pure white. He walked over to the computer and typed this.
Ęvil will raise the dęad from the earth,
the end of this world the event shall birth,
To stop this would be a impossible at best,
but you may delay it until the sun go’s to rest.
Then
On the darkest day of the greatest year
a dęmon shall arise who’s name is Fęar
to end the war and stop the fight,
The one must travel into the darkest light.
Then he collapsed and started muttering incoherently. I don’t get it, one prophecy seems to relate to now but the other was issued and fufilled long ago….. and a better question is, is it real? Or just the ramblings of a màd man?
Sounds like fun.
I don’t like the sound of it . I’v seen many who have tried and failed . But this does sound real.
(starts playing bass)
Who knows? Even if it is true, who would be said ‘chosen one’?
Unfortunately Mutts prophecies come true without fail. If this was his voices and not just insanity then we are Boned.
That was impressive! You stabbed him in the back while you were staring right at his face!… Twenty miles away…
(starts singing)
And I just can’t wait until next Halloween
‘Cuz i’ve got some new ideas that will really make them scream
And, by God, I’m really gonna give it all my might!
*Jumps on piano and plays a tune, singing along with it*
I’m gonna jump!
It’s too little, too late!
You can’t change my fate!
I’ll leave you and this
whole, cruel world behind!
Permanent-LYYYYYYYYYY!
*in a slightly deeper voice*
Please, don’t throw it all away!
I swear I’ll never leave,
I’ll never stray!
I promise I’ll never leave you for another!
And I’m sorry that I shot your brother…
Please take me back!
I swear I’ll make this work!
*normal voice*
You always say things like that,
Then you treat me like a jerk!
When it comes to love, you come first!
*deep*
I have a condition!
*normal*
It’s too late, you’ll never change,
You’re the worst!
*deep*
I can change! I can learn… New positions!
*normal*
If I die, you’ll learn the pain I feel inside.
You’ll suffer the way I did when you lie!
*deep*
Don’t do it!
*normal*
Goodbye!
*hands crash down on all keys, making a terrible sound*
Well, other than the last part, Musical Suic!de, right?
Yeah! I searched the song online and it said to do that at the end ^^.
Sorry. The video I saw ended on a much more awkward note.
I apologize for being rude. We have met, but we’ve never been properly introduced. I’m Agharna Phellan. I am a Cryogenecist, but I am also the lead singer in a band. And you are?
Ok guys but I have no Idea why I’m not goin out that door into that hole I was tellin u about but I bring some m0ney for ur night out, maybe me and agharna will play our basses for u… Are u having a wed?
I’m not a bad singer I’m quite good but I don’t I just play on my bass.
Oh Zyboragon! The news around here seems to be that Dren and Poppy has eggs, three to be exact. Remember the eggs you had with VAL? Oh yes, you should remember, do you remember what happened? Yes you do.
You won’t be seeing those eggs hatch Dren! Hah!
Ask Zyboragon, he knows what is coming! Or might you be too late? I might have already snuck in.
You know what I seek, you know the drill, move it!
Ticks and Tocks! You is ons the clocks!
Harghaa!
ARC isn’t quite right yet *opens his circuit board* ju…st a little tweak*, it appears ARC has a motherboard malfuction but I can make ARC as he was before…
*cuts a red wire* but I might change that!
I would describe myself small 5/6 I’m muscular but I don’t show it brown hair,brown eyes u would find me most of the time in a lab suit I don’t wear glasses I can’t get a picture up I’ll try.
How long did you “leave the site” 5 hours, 6 hours? Yeah, people are going to start to listen to you after that scare…
Don’t star dren I’m not expecting that!
besides I’m trying to help with ur eggs… Poppy I should apply this cream to the egg it’ll make the babies stronger and healthier it contains everything that ur offspring need! 
I hope it helps… Three?? CONGRATZ
I appreciate that your trying to help, but please don’t. I just don’t feel comfortable with a bipolar mess around the eggs… I’ll take that cream though… No offense on that bipolar thing, but it’s true.
Can I come near the eggs? Pwease? I can’t sleep! Pwease Dren?
Yeah… I guess…
Thanks! ^^
……………
*Comes in with a hammer behind my back*
:Threat-Detected:
(LP is teleported to the ruins of Chaunceys Paleo Park)
What the hell? I was gonna pound steamed rice for you, but I guess it’s all for me… *takes out small bowl and starts pounding the rice with the hammer*
Umm, the defenses did that. Do you know where you are? Because I suggest you find a way…
(A T-Rex comes out of the brush)
“ROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!”
Arc no that is a very mean and nasty thing to say and do. Poppy is right I could never hurt you but I will try everything to stop you. Arc what has got into you lately?
Ah but the question! The question that you are not asking! What chance do you think you have against me?
Arc my chances may not be good but you can’t do stuff like that your not well I’m right here with you Arc come with me lets find Zyboragon.
Not well? Not well???
I’ve never been better!
Useless decoys, useless teleportation wards, useless eggs!
Feel the burn! Whoo!
Arc -nnnoooooo (grabs your ARM) Arc stop Arc stop….
ARC STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Ice: I have no idea how he’s even
Me: Shūt ûp Ice! Now ARC you have a choice: stand down or face my wrath, and I really need to take my wrath out on sombody!
Ha! I laugh at you Mutt, you know exactly how this ends, let go! Weeee!
Your too used to winning, time to surprise you.
You’re too used to being left alive after we fight.
ARC, are you possesed? Because if not I’m really going to enjoy turning you to scrap metal.
Quit talking and get over here so I can kiII you!!!
Okay *Stabs ARC with dragon scale knife* how’s that feel, pūnk?
Great actually! More! More! MORE!
Yep your possesed, I really wish I could remember a good exercism but my minds kinda fried.
Arc are you possessed if not why are you trying to k!ll your self?
Possessed? No, I’m not possessed! I’m alive!! Ahhaaaa!
F***! Just shut it! I’m trying to get some SLEEP!
*taps on LPs back and knocks her out she drops the hammer* dren be careful what u use that cream for it has side effects on certain beings! And I’ll take LP to her bed hhuuffffff I can’t lift the baby as well… NEED SOME HELP HERE!! Ive pulled a muscle!!
I knew that none of you trusted me. But I didn’t think it was this bad!
(Slams fist on table In frustration then gets up picks up bag and goes to door)
I can’t believe this!
(turns into shadow and flies away)
AP where u goin??!! HE TOOKMY XBOX NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *eyes glow red I sh00t AP out of the sky my I catch the Xbox and hug it*.
Hello rexie! *holds up rice* want some?
Run to the nearest building… NOW!
Nah, can’t run. Baby weighs too much. *T-Rex sniffs rice* hey there! *starts stroking it’s head*
Luckily it’s just a child…
Awwww… Where’s mommy? *T-Rex starts licking rice* Do you have one? *T-Rex looks up only to lick my face, then turns its attention back to the rice*
*giggle* at least it likes me!
That’s good…
(in a mocking voice sitting in lab working on machine)
You’re just a bipolar mess. Just a bipolar mess.
(in normal voice)
I’ll show you to lie to me!
(uses machine to freeze a tank of fish)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Questions, Mr. Dren? My work raises too many questions? Why hasn’t anybody-
(changes voice tone to a hissin whisper)
Put you in your place?
Hang on? LP if u were going to make rice then why did u hide it behind ur back? It’s not like we would k!ll u just because u had a hammer that makes me suspicious, *walks into agharnas lab* what the h£ll ate u doin?!
*puts a hand on APs shoulder* I know how u feel to feel like ur not wanted like ur untrustworthy but I just deal with it but freezing em ain’t the way.
Errrr LP I think I found its mommy RRRUNNNNN!!
Well I got news for all of you the eggs in the nest are fake. Last night I left with them to a secure hidding spot don’t even bother to look for me you will be wasting your time. Sorry Bebe that means you as well I will k!ll anyone who comes near me and my eggs. Dren my l0ve you can find me at the place we went swimming together. Sorry guys but I’m not taking any chances .Arc you may be family and Bebe will not hurt you for anything but I will.
Good idea. I’ll come right away.
(Teleports there)
Want me to be on nest duty? That way you can take a bit of a break…
Thank you hunny but I can’t leave them not even for a second I’ll starve before leaving them there our babies I just can’t they need us and I would worry to much to leave. (kisses you p@ssionly)
I brought you some bison, a water buffalo and a couple of pigs…
Thank-you (nuzzle’s and kisses you) look Dren the eggs are each turning into different colors. (tee hee ) aaawww there so cute .
Very cute…
Now that we are alone and there safe (giggles) “starts to stalk you” (pounce) got you (giggle) .
What do you want to do now?
Poppy was never pregnant?? We had fights just because of fake eggs which then led to LP bieng chased by a t-rexs mother…
Oh the eggs are there I’ve been to that pool before… That’s fine poppy but why?? I’m not continuing to comment for a while… I’ll become annoying
.
Ok Poppy I undrestand. Good luck and let us know when they hatch.
Don’t worry guys, it’s a maternal thing. Instincts take over. Don’t worry Poppy, we’ll stay- *screams in pain* wh-what the hell?! My stomach… It hurts… No my whole body! It hurts so much! *starts to transform into Beastial form* Nonononono! Don’t do this to me!
LPs transforming into WW ASRRGHH SO AM I!!!!!!!!!!!! *i get LP to cover*.
*transformation finishes, leaving a giant monster, with a long tail that sharpens to a stinger-looking point, spikes that comes out of every joint, claws that rival a katana’s edge, a lengthened head with a spike coming out of the end of the snout, teeth sharper than any machete in the world, one eye that is yellow and one red, batlike wings that span a total of fifty-five feet with spiderwebs of veins across, and scales that cover every inch of skin, lighter on the bulging belly and on the breasts [which now rival wrecking balls]*
*stretches and roars loudly, sending the juvenile T-Rex scampering away*
*eyes turn blue and they travel down my body growing wide as they go down*
…… (what the hell?! What am I?!)……
False alarm I wasn’t turning just that deer I had *looks up at LP* sshhhh!!!!!!tttttt I think I preferred the t-Rex!!
NOW IM CHANGING!!! ARRRGGHH *becomes a wolf on two feet and attacks LP*
*runs into room* (huff) ARCs goin after poppy!!!!!
Where is everyone?
*starts to tear flesh from a dæd pterodactyl*
………… (I’m sorry I was gone, I needed food for me and the little one)……
………… (I think I’m stuck like this)……..
*roars*
LP, what exactly are you? If you hurt anyone, I’m going to take action. You sound very… dangerous towards others…
I’ve never turned into a werewolf like that before, and turned back in 3 minitues… It must be an evaluation!!
I’ll see what I can do LP but in the meantime… Ahem hide those t!ts!! There… Ahem huge! And I took a chunk out of ur arm sry.
What have I done?
What have I done?
How could I be so blind?
All is lost, where was I?
Spoiled all, spoiled all
Everything’s gone all wrong
What have I done?
What have I done?
Find a deep cave to hide in
In a million years they’ll find me
Only dust and a plaque
That reads, “Here Lies Poor Old Jack”
But I never intended all this madness, never
And nobody really understood, how could they?
That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great
Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
Well, what the heck, I went and did my best
And, by God, I really tasted something swell
And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky
And at least I left some stories they can tell, I did.
Alex I’ve got LP I’m taking her to my lab, I’ve taken a test she’s been cursed but I don’t know how?… She’s got symtoms that are… Well unexplainable, *shows his arm it has a chunk taken out* she likes to bite all of a sudden.
Wait AP are u saying U cursed LP *pushes him against wall* u REVERSE IT!!!!! *puts an m1911 to his head and aims a second m1911 at LP* u two don’t move!
No. LP has not been cursed. I didn’t sense any form of magic radiating of her. She must have a different form of Lyrocanthopy.
I l0ve this movie.
I turned human! I think I found my flaw too….
Oh Crystal that’s wonderful! What’s your flaw sweetheart?
My wings are still out….and they won’t disappear..
Are they small enough to hide under a coat?
No. They are extremely large…and soft!
Keep trying sweetheart when there small enough to hide we can go shopping at the mall until then we will order on line. I have some outfits that are perfect for you. Your absolutely beutieful Crystal mmmmmmm we will have to watch out for boys your going to drive them crazy.
Well..I..I don’t think so…
You were adept at making boys crazy….. wait did she mean that metaphorically?
Crystal was always the greatest dream crusher, turning down so many willing hearts and following the path of seers, it’s too bad, you would’ve made some fantastic eggs to smash!!!
What was your name again? Crystal the cold hearted?
No it was Crystal the ice statue! Such fun!
Touch my children and you will dïe…
The best part is the fact that you think I haven’t done so already.
You think you can take me? Mutt is more of a challenge than you!
Remember when Chauncey put that chip in your brain?
(ARC hears a severe ringing)
It can make you or break you…
Start Hardrive Wipe…
(ARC shuts down)
Quite biological, can’t be shut down, you think your the first to try something like that?
Please! You should also know that I replace everything weekly, EVERYTHING! Ha!
Ok Achilles I have better things to do.
And try taking it out and your appendages will be blown off.
If something like that would stop him, Arc wouldn’t be here, he’s like a little energizer bunny from hell, he keeps going and going and going… Chances are, being the little jerk he is, he’s either found a way past that or purposely set off the trigger. He walks away from everything… No matter how much damage he should take!!
I really don’t know where he came from either….
Crystal you are very beutieful I’m not just saying it because I’m your mom but wow. I’m even a little envious no wonder the clan is so protective . Crystal your a gift from god and I’m very proud of you.
Wow is right Crystal va va voom your hot wow.
Bebe your very hot too.
It’s not weird at all…hitting on a guys girlfriend and daughter….
That’s code for start running…
There only dating Bebe can still change her mind. Crystal still too young.
In Sinny’s defense, I must agree that Crystal is stunningly beautiful. However, I am a family friend of Zyboragon and Bebe and I take their ‘side’ in this matter.
(continues playing bass)
Nobody is stopping Bebe from changing her mind, but I would like the respect to see where we go without people trying to sway her…
Fat chance…..!
Let’s keep this peaceful, gentlemen. We are not savage animals and should not act as such.
He’s not threatening Bebe’s life, he’s declaring a rivalry, I won’t be harming anyone.
Erm…
(returns to playing bass and remains quiet)
This conversation has upset Crystal…that was a very depressing text…
I apologize for partaking in said conversation.
I apologize in partaking in any such conversation that would wound Crystal, Bebe, or yourself. I will leave thee.
Don’t worry about it AP.
>.> Crystal really looks up to Bebe…
Poor Crystal, five hundred years old but still cries like a four year old!
Ha!
Hey Dr. Zyboradumb, when are you going to tell us what you did to Zanthre? I’m sure they would like to know how alive he is.
ARC, can’t you let anyone feel emotion? Just because you don’t doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.
Yes Arc, Zanthre is alive and well, he’s also going by Zulon now, Zulon the shaman, attempting to atone for his past crimes and healing the sick.
I really dislike eviI Arc. >.<
(leaves and sits on ledge overlooking sharp rocks)
Why? Why do I always feel so alone? Why do I always feel an emptiness?
I do to, but he has yet to actually kįll me. Zyboragon, Ęvil is inside one of the survivors right now. I…. I can’t remember which. Ęvil broke something inside my mind. The voices have repaired lot but most of it is still broken. I’m not sure how much use I’ll be….
Crystal is the only that has seen EviI, although…she was staying with ARC… and hiding…she claimed to be turning human but…why is ARC suddenly crazy?
You don’t think that….
I think we need to give Crystal a little salt and holy water.
Alright, I have some… She was just in her room… Do you think she’ll get hurt? If she is possessed…he would have Crystals face…I couldn’t bear it…
……. (nah, it’s impossible. Don’t you think? Okay, who’s been acting weird, y’know, doing things not really known for them to do… Like… Like… Maybe it’s Sinny! He challenged you for Bee…) …….
Zyboragon….. I can’t lįe to you. Having that particular dęmon inside you is héll. And if we splash her with holy water it’s going to burn him, AND her. But we need to get to her before he gets her mortally wounded, cause he can stay in her as long as he wants even if she has a broken neck. But if that hapens then the second he ghosts out of her she’ll dįe. That’s why dęmons are the worst type of creatures. They live on páin because pâin is all they know.
….I don’t know, Crystal claimed to see EviI… I won’t believe she is possessed! I don’t know.
You won’t be touching me with that stuff!!!
……. (and why the HELL not?! You will drink this holy saline solution and LIKE IT!) …….
I’ll freeze you..I..I mean it..!
Not before I shoot you with this super soaker of blessed water!
Oops…did the holy water freeze as it approached me?
EviI..let Crystal go..please..
Your asking him please? Your cräzier than I am. Just stand with me and repeat this relinquere nunc daemonium. It should send him downstairs for awhile.
……. (cross your heart and hope to dįę! Eat the salt, it’s used in pie!) …….
Hehe.
Father, you’re not going to let that mean Mutt hurt me are you?
Mutt take care of Zyboragon. I’ve got Ęvil. Ongoing to shove a ten pound bag of salt down your throat dęmon.
I….can’t let Crystal be hurt…I’m…oh god..
……. (but he’ll let me! I’ll just-) ……. *roars in pain*
……. (what the hell?! More contractions) ……. *falls onto back*
……. (I-I can’t move!) …….
Not so quickly Ice! (grabs leg). Get out of here Miss EviI!
(stands in front of Crystal)
No one goes near her. None of you are going to go near her or I will gouge out your eyes. Are you alright, Crystal?
Hey Zyboragon you dørk!! Why don’t you fight me?! I know you find me annoyingly reckless and now I’m threatening your daughter! Come at me with your best shot wįmp!!
I have other things to attend too..my work in this body is done. I shall leave my mark in her! Now where to next? Ice? Maybe I could take LP’s unborn child as my new body? Sounds fun!
……. (Arghana, I’ll… I’ll find something to do to you when I can get up again if you let her get away!) …….
I’m staying here Mutt, I will not hurt you, I know what is inside my daughter…I can’t go back in or I’ll be manipulated… I’m useless….
Ev!l get out of Crystal you can possess me . Please give her back. AP get away from her NOW.
Mary have me. Demon! Leave the girl alone! Fight me, coward!
(draws hook blades)
God have mercy on her. God have mercy on me.
……. (no, No, NO! Don’t you dare! Stay away from me AND my family!) …….
GO TO HĘLL!!!! *Raises hand, black smoke pours from Crystals mouth into the ground* that took…. To much….. Energyyyyyy
……. (if I could only move… A damn… Muscle!) …….
Ouch…. I have a terrible headache…and I’m thirsty..
I’M TRYING TO PROTECT HER! You are the ones trying to harm her! Leave her, Ev!l! Battle me instead! Mary have mercy on the girl!
(draws hook blades)
I’m trying to protect the girl. That’s my job.
It’ll be fine Crystal here’s a glass of water. Now to check on Mutt…. Hmmmm no pulse. That’s good. He’s uncinsious. That’s bad. He’s breathing. That good. He’ll be fine….. I think, just needs some rest.
I was upset about something… I went to my room… Then I couldn’t control my actions…it was like watching a movie…and..EviI changed my clothing! He has…good taste in women’s clothes…I like this look… but..ewww!
(drops swords and rushes to Crystal’s side; draws out burdock root and a canteen)
The burdock root is a natural paink!ller. It will relieve your headache. Here-
(gives her canteen)
This is to drink. It’s spring water.
I’m sorry I was useless.. I will prepare a proper thanks on the day of Mutts recovery. Thank you all for helping Crystal. I’m sorry I failed…as I always do..
Thank you AP for helping save my baby
is there anything I can do for you.
(hugs Bebe)
Just promise me that you will always love her more than life itself.
Zyboragon you do not always fail sometimes we freeze in shock when one of our l0ve ones are in trouble . Crystal my baby mommy’s here you know I would give my life for you. Let’s get you food and water AP your welcome to join us.
What did he mean? “I shall leave my mark in her”. Crystal, let me see your eyes please.
Thanks for the encouragement Bebe, I still froze up…what if I had been the only one there? I failed big time…I feel lousy.
What might be wrong with my eyes??? Oh my god…they’re red… That is ugly! I like my blue eyes better.. What does this mean??
AP I will always give Crystal anything . (hugs you back) My life, soul anything.
I don’t want to be intrusive.
Zyboragon it’s has happend to me many times you just calm youself and do the best you can . Crystal I don’t know maybe the dragon clan knows . (hugs you)
Yes AP what is it.
This is a time to be with your family. I am not family.
I don’t deserve being in your presence Bebe, knowing you is truly a blessing. You pick me up when I am down, I think I need you in my life, it is not desire it is love. I thank you for being there Bebe.
Thank you for protecting my family AP, when I couldn’t…
(Hands AP a small ornate wooden box)
Draconic Stone… Turns you into one of us. You don’t have to use it but there’s always the option to.