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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute - you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

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30,430 comments to Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

  • Raven

    Talk to someone. I’m all lonely. I’m also sick.

  • And who are you? Crystals fine thanks.

  • Agharna Phellan

    Don’t forget about us!
    (shoots a round into the ceiling and then fires at Alex)
    Hoo hee haa!

  • Agharna Phellan

    (head and legs regenerate)
    You fools can’t k!ll us! Noone can. We’re just better than you.

  • Agharna Phellan

    (stabs Dren with katana, cuts a pice of him off, and eats it)
    You can’t k!ll us. We’re a rampaging bipolar mess with two personalities. Not to mention we are a shadow elemental vampire.

  • Agharna Phellan

    I’m 3vil, duh.
    (arm regenerates)
    There’s only one girl I actually care about, and it sure isn’t you. And, sorry, but De@th and I already settled our deal. I don’t owe him anything.

    • Poppy

      Then leave go back to the void :cry: and don’t come back.

      • Agharna Phellan

        Gladly. And it looks like Markem finished the mission, so bye-bye! Hahahahahahaha!
        (summons portal and leaps through it)

      • Agharna Phellan

        (Sprays gas into room, blinding Poppy)
        Alright, boys, keep this mission high and tight. I want to be home for dinner. :twisted:

        • Poppy

          WTF get away from me you fr3@k. Dren is that you I can’t see Dren?

          • Agharna Phellan

            Alright, taser team move in and secure dragon into the cage. It’s dragon- proof by the way ahahahahahaha!
            (taser team gets Poppy into cage and shuts it; locks it)
            Alright let’s take her back to Markhem.
            (teleports back to Markem)
            Here’s the delivery. I want my money now.

        • Dren

          You know what. Your so full of yourself, and can’t even think about others. Abstract at least wasn’t a dïck. Stay away from Poppy. I have helped you through so much and you don’t give a s***. And Poppy never wronged you.

    • Dren

      Dëath: Mary suffers to see you like this. Don’t do what your doing for her.

      • Agharna Phellan

        I don’t care about Mary anymore, fool. Now, if you don’t get out’ve my way, I’m going to send you back to Hades in pieces!

      • Smithy

        (grabs AP on way out)
        Ur not goin anywhere traitor again u thought I was bad oh well
        By the way markum whoever,?! We are keeping peace so all of u please stop

        (meditates and floats again)

      • Poppy

        Dren lets go we are getting nowhere with them. I’m a little scared of what will happen (sits down and shivers)to Crystal Arc and Bebe.

    • Smithy

      Agharna are u quite Alright old chap that arm is lookin,well; clumsy please allow me to regenerate it fully
      And no one is doing anything evil as u can see I’m using what my fellow survivors told me

      • not telling what they Do

      • period?

      • not going crazy

      AP how about u head to the cemetary and eat some souls that’ll help

      Goodbye

  • Poppy

    Oh no you wont over my d3@d body ?

  • Smithy

    Dren just go home u AP go to Mary I know u l0ve her

  • Kole

    what is wrong with AP?

  • Agharna Phellan

    I am De@thstroke now.

  • Raven

    I have a fever of 101.3 and I feel horrible. AP just calm down, okay? I mean, you can’t just go around…
    What the heck was I going to say?! I ffeel h-horrible! ☪ ☪ dont just leave me! Mother, come back! (wakes up sweating in bed) what??!?$!?!? Why did I post that? Oh, no no oh no oh no! You wouldn’t want to know what is happening right now…  oh help me! Nevermind that. I just feel like I’m… gonna :P now you see! Huh… Where did everybody go! wait, I’m hallucinating. Good night. I might or might not sleep.

    • Hail Raven,

      Fever is a common symptom reported by WWs when the full moon approaches along with unexpected outbursts of anger. Hang in there, you’re not the only one feeling the pull of the Dragon Moon.

      If it doesn’t ease up today, you may want to find a WW doctor.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

  • Agharna Phellan

    (Walks out of building just as it explodes; video taping the whole scene)
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BETRAY ME! I FEEL EMOTION FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT’S CRUSHED IN A BRIEF MOMENT OF SECONDS?! THIS IS WHY I’VE DECIDED THAT THE NEW ME, DE@THSTROKE, ONLY CARES ABOUT HIS NEXT PAYCHECK! NO LONGER FALLING HARD! IT’S ALL OTHERS WHO ARE GONNA GET CRUSHED NOW!
    (tape ends)

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    Stop please! I was passed out from blood loss. I fell into one of my episodes again. With glass nearby. Sharp glass. But I’m fine. I’M FINE! My life doesn’t matter anyways. Or so my parents say. Please Arghana, we need us; ALL of us.

    • Agharna Phellan

      I’m sorry, Agharna’s not here right now. Only De@thstroke. And if the comment was directed towards me, there is no ‘us’ only all of you and me. And I won’t stop. The money’s all that matters now!

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    You weak spineless fool. You gave In so easy! I guess you were too weak to go on. Too weak to handle what we handle. Oh? You aren’t weak? Prove it.

  • Dren

    Everyone… AP, or De@thstroke, whoever you want 2 call him… Is deäd. His spirit may haunt you, but he can’t hurt you…

    • Agharna Phellan

      Really? It seems I’m the one alive and well and you’re the one suffering because of the leak of your stomach acid there, amigo.

    • Your too late enjoy Poppy’s clone. :) She is now with Zanthre. Ha ha ha

      • Dren

        Your too late to act your all to far gone. Deäths coming. You both have gone too far out of line…

        And no AP, you cannot kil/ deäth.

        • Poppy

          Dren what happend ? Where am I ? :cry: Where’s Crystal and Bebe ? (wraps arms around you gives you a big kiss)

          • Zyboragon

            I’m sorry I wasn’t around to help, I guess being in the underworld took its toll and I needed rest.
            That’s a good question Poppy, where ever Bebe and Crystal are, I’m sure they will be fine.
            I’ll go looking, I have their scents.

            • Zyboragon

              I found Bebe and Crystal, no, they aren’t clones, Bebe is just a bit fazed but Crystal has been drained of energy.
              Bebe just needs some rest, Crystal will need my full attention. I’ll need an extra set of hands, a medic and a lawyer.

              • Zyboragon

                Make it two lawyers, Crystal will be extremely hungry when she wakes up.

                • Bebe

                  Zyboragon you look like you have been to hell and back lets tend to Crystal then get you cleaned up, fixed up and something to eat. I’m so happy to see you :cry: I thought I would never see you again and it really scared me. I don’t think I could go on with out you your such an important part of me it hurts when you go missing or away for to long.(sniff) Zyboragon somethings wrong with Arc he keeps hitting his head. Is there anything I can do or get you Zyboragon.

                  • Zyboragon

                    I’m fine Bebe, how are you?
                    Are you alright?

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      She won’t be, I’m coming for both of you!

                    • Scarly

                      Just a reminder – It’s MAY 3RD Today is our one chance to band together and save the WORLD! I really need as much help as I can get. I was told by the ancient tree, who could hear the whispering from below since her roots go so far down that it is happening tonight unless we can prove that we are a unified group of good people who really really WANT each other to survive. Reply if you agree that this is TRUE!

                    • Bebe

                      No not really I’m agitated, annoyed, hyper and extremely irritated and I don’t know why I tried sleeping but when I do I feel like I’m falling everythings black and I just keep falling endlessly then out of nowhere Zanthre is there with such a ev!l smile and then I wake up more tired and agitated. I think I’m going crazy!

                    • Bebe your not going crazy your feeling the pull of the void you d!3d and was wished back now the void is calling you back part of you is still in the void.

                      The longer your here the more emotional your going to be and the more aggressive and dangerous. Bebe come with me back to the void reclaim what you lost or risk endangering all those around you.

                    • Alex

                      Bebe, dont. Markem is lying. There is n o such thing as the pull of the void. You have been through alot inthe past couple days. You need to try and rest.

                    • Poppy

                      Bebe Alex is right listen to Alex you can trust him you can’t trust Markem he is the one who took you to Zanthre so don’t even think about going. Think about it and don’t be foolish.

                    • Oh and what do you know about the void Alex would you like to live there . Poppy you will soon be like Bebe if you don’t play nice. Now if you two rugrats are done I have lives to ruin.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Markem you’ve been doing good work, under normal circumstances I would reward you, however there’s more important work that need to be done. Go to the ruins of the ARC labratory, go down the main hall on the left there will be a locked door. Break through and flip the switch. Do so and your reward will be beyond your wildest dreams.
                      Ęvil

                    • Alex

                      Not if I stop you.

                    • Alex

                      Not if I stop you…..

              • Dren

                Make sure you put exploding clones in their cells. Poppy’s alright, but I thunk she didn’t get the torture like they did…

                • Zyboragon

                  I was ready to do exactly that, instead of being locked in cells they were in the ditch right in front of the void gate.
                  Up above, Zanthre said he got what he needed and phase three was about to go into motion. This is a one hell of a welcome back from the underworld party. :???:

              • Alex

                I will be there shortly..

          • Dren

            De@thstroke captured you and I tried rescuing you, for the most part; I was alone. I persuaded De@thstroke to help me and Alex showed up. I found you and Alex is still looking for the other two.

            (Kisses Poppy)

            • Poppy

              (blushes) your my hero Dren now that Zyboragon is here they will be ok. I don’t feel like going to sleep yet let’s go swimming (transforms into human form jumps into the water) are you going to just stand there or are you comming in. ;-) ( gggrroowwlll giggle ).

              • Dren

                That was some nice swimming… I’m going to bed in a little bit.

                • Poppy

                  Yes that was nice I’m sleepy too. I hope I can sleep I can still see Zanthre when I close my eyes and it scares me.

                  • Dren

                    I’m a light sleeper, I will protect you… (Yawn) I’m going to sleep now…

                    • Poppy

                      Good night Dren ( kisses you) and thank you. :)

                    • Dren

                      How was I asleep that long? Why is Smithy trying to kïll AP?

                    • Poppy

                      Dren I slept too long I’ve missed most of the day (kisses you) thanks for staying with me. Smithy is trying to k!ll AP well thats a switch usually someones trying to k!ll him. Wow I’m starving lets go hunting or I can make you something?

                    • Dren

                      Let’s go hunting…

                    • Poppy

                      Sounds great :) .

                    • Dren

                      I’ve been thinking, maybe I should stock the woods with exotic game… I will do it tomorrow. Let’s go back to the house…

                    • Poppy

                      Ohh that will be fun …so what would you like to do at home….. :)

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Hello Dren, care to take a quick walk before you return? And just so you know, I WON’T take no for an answer.

                    • Dren

                      Sorry Poppy, i need to talk with Mutt.

                      What is it? :|

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      What I want is complete Chaos I want the world to end in fire and lightning, I want to watch the Humans rįp eachother apart. And I want you to deliver a message. Mutt is gone, I am Ęvil.

                    • Deathstroke

                      Sorry-
                      (jumps off of roof)
                      Your comment is in moderation! Try again in 1000 years!
                      De@thstroke anyone?

                    • Dren

                      Ok. I always liked Mutt… I dont have a problem with your wishes… As long as you don’t try to accelerate them. Humans will fight each other eventually… I can’t stop that, all I want to do is keep people from trying to accelerate the process. The world will end too, Evíl is immortal, you will see the end eventually. Now I need to get back. Have a good day…

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      You don’t understand child I AM ĘVIL. And yes I whisk to accelerate the process now be a dear and deliver this message (sound detected, bones breaking, roar) stand against me and you will dįe, consider yourself lucky.

                    • Alex

                      Dren, I guess your right.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Sorry-
                      (jumps off of roof)
                      Your comment has been moderated!
                      (draws katanas)
                      Please try again in 1000 years!
                      De@thstroke anyone?

                    • Dren

                      As long as Poppy and myself are safe, and any people related to us, excluding Zanthre, are kept safe, I will. I always end up fighting these battles myself, so I just have given up…

                    • Dren

                      And out of all the survivors here… Why me?

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Because your the most hopeless. I can’t stand hope the brat grates on my brain like nothing else. Plus I like you dren not as much as I like Zanthre but your always the first to protect yourself and the ones closest to you and leave the world to rot. When the time comes, you will come completely to my side. One last thing, don’t trust Ice. He will destroy anyone if he believes it will serve the greater world, that does not exclude you or Poppy.

                    • Alex

                      Good question -_-

                    • Dren

                      Thank you for the clarification. Have a nice evening…

                    • Poppy

                      Sounds good to me. :)

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Hmph… Seems I’ll have to try a little harder…
                      (building nearby explodes)
                      It’s De@thstroke!

                    • Zyboragon

                      It’s time.
                      I was hoping that I could rest a bit longer.
                      EviI, I’m currently in a bad position, the underworld has worn me down and I’m watching out and caring for Bebe and Crystal. This being said, I will give you one chance right now, leave and never return.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      I’m with Z. Back down or prepare to be torn to shreds.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Go ahead do your worst, all you’ll be doing is hurting Mutt, and once you’ve destroyed this vessel I’ll take over another, Crystal perhaps? Hmm maybe Bebe, or how about you Zyboragon? Like to test your strength? See if you could defeat me in a battle of wills with winner taking all? Sones like fun but I have more important things to do, like get that switch flipped.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Battle of wills? Ha!
                      You honestly think you could take over my body?
                      Down at ARC labs, what do you think will happen if you throw that switch? You’ll only be setting the stage of your own demise.

                    • Master I have flipped the switch.

                    • Time Kitsune

                      Guys be careful I see something bad here. He’s all purple and black! Hold on… What’s that?? Zyboragon! Use that dragon brain and tell me… Do you see that? A giant blue and black beats?

                    • When the time comes can I have Bebe and or Crystal . I would really prefer Bebe her scales would fetch a better price.

                    • Zyboragon

                      I lack vision currently, my visit to the underworld left quite a mark on my eyes.

                    • Dren

                      No, Èvil has yet to do something wrong. Why do we always judge people. What if he knows there are some things that need to be changed… I dont agree with his beliefs but at least give hima chance…

                      However, using Markem as a puppet does put you in a very unlikeable position. You may want to get rid of him before someone does something bad.

                    • Bebe

                      Zyboragon let me be your eyes I would gladly give them to you is there any way I can help you anything just ask. I’ll look after Crystal do what you have to just get better Zyboragon. My brave strong Zyboragon I wish I could make everything better. I live to be with you Crystal and Arc please be careful.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      You can have Crystal, Bebe will dįe. And now I will start phase 4.

                  • Poppy

                    Ok don’t be to long . :)

            • Smithy

              Raven I’m having the same temp, guys I’ve gotta go ur on ur own with de@thstroke
              Seth any ideas??

      • Smithy

        Only one gets out alive de@thstroke I don’t want to hurt AP
        (pulls AP out of de@thstroke)
        Get AP out of here!!

  • Alex

    Dren… We have to get Bebe and Poppy back soon…

  • Ice

    Woah where am I? ARC are you okay? Yes you are now how did I…… Crystal!!! She stopped me from rescueing her!!! Dragon pride she thinks she can resist Zanthre….. I have to be stronger I can’t let her just take over. What works? Ânger I have to be really ângry

    • Crystal

      Ice, it wasn’t dragonpride.
      Have you forgotten who raised me? Don’t worry.

      • Ice

        Yes and when I knew you, you had much more time being raised by Zyboragon. The thought of your hubris makes me very ângry, and that’s good.

      • Hellow my pretty such l0vely scales you have Crystal my sweet come with me together we can see the world. Sweet Sweet Sweet Crystal soon my l0ve soon.

        • Half Breed

          O creeper… GET OUTTA HERE!!! SHEEEEEEZZ!!! YOU’RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, MARKEM!!! UUUUUUUUGH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!!

  • Raven

    Hey, Seth? How do you post a picture in one of your comments? I want to post a picture of my dog, Chester. I copied it, but now I can’t post it. Just to let you know, I’m also doing this from my iPod so if you can only do it from a computer, then I’m out of luck. Do I email it to you or something? When I hold it down it only says select and select all. My fever went down to 98.1 but I’m still NOT going to school. Please write back. (any other survivor who knows how to do it can also reply)

    RAVEN

    • Hail Raven,

      The easiest way to post a picture is to email it to me if you have it on your iPod. Or if it is already on the internet somewhere then you can just put a link in your comment and I will change it so that it embeds your picture. Graham and I are still working on a way for survivors to post their own pictures and videos directly but it will be a little while yet before we are able to make that happen.

      So in the meantime email me the picture: seth@sethonsurvival.com

      and then post your post that you want it in and I will put the picture in for you.

      Just stick in something like: PUT THE PICTURE HERE so I know where it goes.

      Glad to hear that your fever is going down. Make sure that you drink lots of fluids and get plenty of rest and get better soon.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    You klled her! You klled her! You are all bloody murderers! You…- you…! Why?! She… She just wanted friends…! And you klled her!

    • Smithy

      (cuts off De@thstrokes head and finishes him with fire)

      You guys ok?!

      • Smithy

        LP damn it!
        (I can’t being her back because the silvers blocking me)
        But dren can
        (smithy feels a sharp pain in his chest and a silver stake stocks out of his chest smithy falls to his knees)

        • Smithy

          (I lie on the ground bleeding out)
          Cough, raven RAVEN!! Dren de@thstroke is goin after raven,he w…wants m…more mo…(lies still

    • Alex

      I,wasnt here, what happened?

      • Smithy

        (wakes up in limbo) oh ssshhhíīïtttttttttttt,… Need some HELP HERE!!!!!

        • Smithy

          (smithys body is revived by a strange mist he wakes) ok… This ain’t limbo anymore did u guys do something what’d I miss?? Oh g0d raven (jumps in car)

          • Smithy

            What was that mist I saw firstly I leave limbo then I hear a voice saying “de@th is a vertue” and then I wake up to find LP on the floor with a stake through his heart and a knocked out AP

          • Agharna Phellan

            Smithy I’m both Deathstroke and AP. It’s an alter- ego. Plus, I’m good. And I managed to keep this.
            (releases LP’s soul back)

      • Lycanthropic Paragon

        They klled her! The little girl… Cheryl… She goes by Lycanthropicparagon. But why? WHY?!

        • Smithy

          Well that’s the second time u have ki11 me, right I’ve got raven back she’s fine as u can see but scarly it’s very simple, I’m about to go into “geek” mode
          Ah hmm, the earths core is changing due to the different heats that Are bieng created by the solar arrays, to be honest it’s nothing to worry about just an earthq… (whhoaghhh what the hell is that
          (earth opens up AP falls in and smithy grabs his arm)
          He’s slipping!! What the hell is goin on Aarrghh man ur heavy aaarrgghh
          (throws him over his shoulder, fire erupts out of the crack)
          Ah I know IT’S 2012!!! WERE ALL GOIN TO Dię

          • Smithy

            the crack it’s opening up!!! (stops poppy from falling in but poppy slips smithy grabs her arm) I can’t lift her aaarrgghh ssshhííít!! Aaarrgghh (flips poppy over him) everyone get back scarly was right its the end of the w0rld!!

            • Dren

              Smithy, maybe if you read other people’s comments, and didn’t make your own cräp up, people would pay more attention to you. Poppys been next to me for about 11 hours, that never happened…

          • Smithy

            Seth seriously moderation it’s so damn annoying I’m getting kept behind here please if it’s in mod then hurry and mod it please!!

            Smithy,

            • Hail Smithy,

              The computer that runs the SOS site has an evolving system for trying to protect survivors from danger by filtering posts. Unfortunately it does not always get things right and sometimes I have to over ride it and unfortunately I am not always able to get to them as fast as I (or you) would like but generally I am pretty fast.

              Sometimes though the computer won’t let me override it (I think it may be developing artificial intelligence and I am honestly more than a little worried about it.

              As you may know the purpose of the moderation filter is to encourage moderation. You know what I always say, everything in moderation except moderation.

              So the moral of my story is be more moderate and then your comments won’t end up in moderation.

              Seth

  • mrjaffa

    Scarly, the highest place I can be is standing on top of my bed. Is that ok?

  • Deathstroke

    Hmm… I was burning up all day even with my black cloak. Hmm… perhaps I should’ve sat in the shade more often.

  • Raven

    Oh, I long to see the days when I had power…

  • Wolf Princess

    (TimeKitsune, move here.)
    W-what? That’s amazing!

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    This hasn’t gone without consequence though. Cheryl is in a coma. It’s your fault. YOUR FAULT.

  • Deathstroke

    Look Sir or Ma’am or whatever I saved her be grateful. Usually I’d want my money, but I love kids. I only save kids and or certain people for free because I’m awesome. I’m sorry, but I’m kinda in the middle of something right now.

  • Zyboragon

    Bebe, sorry to hear about your status.
    If you need anything I’d be happy to help in any way possible.

    • So old man does Bebe and Crystal now of your weakness time to act your doom is at hand. Eg!l will win and Crystal and Bebe will be mine.

      • Zyboragon

        Would you bet your life on that?

        • Smithy

          See here we go dren having a go at me…
          I do read other peoples comments and for one!! I don’t think she was, anyway Seth thanks for the explanation I know it’s to protect people.

          • Dren

            No, ask her. She didn’t even respond to your comment. I have tried to help you before but you refuse to play along. Like in the Chauncey Games… You diëd alot.. You would have diëd only once If you had played along… Im not trying to be rude, I just want to give you constructive critiscm.

        • Zyboragon

          Fine, since that is in mod, I’ll just say this, if you continue, you will be releasing a side of me that I cannot control, I’ve been holding back my anger for ages. It has mutated into raw power.
          It hurts… Argghhh.
          You still can turn back, you have one final chance.

      • Bebe

        Markem leave Zyboragon alone your no match for him and if you even touch Crystal then beware a mother will do anything to protect her child and I will finish you not even your soul will survive STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY FAMILY. YOU THINK I’M EMOTIONAL I’LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW EMOTIONAL I CAN GET!!!

        • Dren

          This may seem like it’s an odd time but I would like to swear my allgience to your family. I will be your first line of defense, so to speak.

        • Aaawww did I hit a nerve Bebe lets face it Zyboragon is getting old and your a young dragon better start having kids before Zyboragon kicks off. Oh thats right you two don’t do that well to bad for you better get a upgrade. I forgot you did have a chance with Arc but that sure was a bust guess your just one cold B**CH. Ha Ha Ha. :twisted:

          • Dren

            Your a vulture. You pick on the sick or the weak. Come back when you decide to become an eagle…

          • Bebe

            YOU MO***ER F***ER SON OF A B***H TWO FACED RAT BACK STABBING CR**CH JOCKY BAS***D WHEN I GET MY CLAWS ON YOU I’M GOING TO STUFF YOUR B***S UP YOU F****NG A** YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO USE A TOOTHBRUSH TO SCRATCH THEM. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE I GET REALLY MAD BACK OFF AND LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • Poppy

              Bebe calm down Markem is doing this to get you mad don’t play up to him calm down, breath Bebe breath relax or your going to lose it Zyboragon would not like you to lose control you need to be calm and focus in order to help him, Crystal and Arc. Markem will get whats comming to him in time.

              • Thank you Poppy I did lose it there for a moment and your right it’s not going to help anyone if I really lose control and it’s not lady like to act in that manner . I don’t like it when anyone picks on my family or friends. I’m very sorry everyone for behaving in such a rude distasteful way.

                • Bebe I bet Crystal will be so sweet and tasty she would make such a wonderful wife much better than you. The old man Zyboragon is very ill and you don’t even care or you would be with him now helping him . Crystal see you soon my sweet.

                  • Bebe

                    Zyboragon can finish you but your not even worth the effort. What do you now of how I feel about Zyboragon. You should read the replies fool and I will claw you to shereds before you even touch a scale on Crystal.

          • Zyboragon

            Old man? Well Markem, this old man is blind, can’t fly, can’t use claws, even his left arm because it’s broken. In a fight with this old man, you would still lose.
            I shouldn’t be getting angry, although…I am, it’s like my anger is just wanting to be released.
            Stop now. You will not like what occurs.

            • Smithy

              Ok guys I’ll do what you say I’ll READ comments which I already do so let’s just forget this,so what’s this about an old man?? Raven u got flu?? I have. (sniff)

            • Mr. Mutt

              Of course we do, you know Zyboragon, I’m in Mutts head, do you want to hear how little he thought of you? He thought you were too slow to act, too prideful to notice your faults, too prideful to see your sons faults until it was to late. He believed that was what caused Zanthre to be the godslayer he became, he blames you for what’s happening now he’s inside begging me to kįll you. How does that make you feel?

              • Zyboragon

                That’s wonderful actually!

                • Mr. Mutt

                  Really? Strange, things are different than I remeber, that usually worked…… Hmmm well I guess I’ll just have to kįll someone, perhaps Bebe? Or maybe Poppy? You get to choose Zyboragon.

                  • Half Breed

                    Now I’m gonna be REALLY annoying! LEAVE MUTT ALONE YOU SICK DEM€NTED MONKEY! *pulls out two guns with over a million barrels apiece on them* now you gotta ask yourself. “do I feel lucky?” well do yah punk?

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Go ahead blow this vessel away, I’ll just posses someone else and you’ll have an extra body to put in the ground. As it is I’m burning through this body pretty quick. In another week or so he’ll be dęad anyways. And no Zyboragon you don’t make Zanthre into what he is, I do. I’m mearly making sure my Devourer is ready to be sent back in time. Now if you’ll put the guns away I’ll leave. If you don’t…… well I hope Zyboragon has a mop Demi-god.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Yet again you attempt to be deceptive.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      No If I waited twenty years Zanthre would corrupt you for me but I’m on a schedule. The funny thing is, in a way you did make Zanthre what he was. You should have kept him away from the void not sent him into it. I was able to whisper in his ears there and turn him into the Godslayer he is. And yes I am feeling lucky.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      I work for whoever pays best. And, Smithy, if you honestly think you have a chance, Come at me Bro!

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Your already working for me though you don’t know it.

                    • Zyboragon

                      It’s a bad idea giving me information.
                      Not only is my anger fading, I have a plan.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      I have no idea why I….. That twit I’ll kįll him!!!! If I wasn’t in the sane body. Oh well don’t expect help from the Hybrids! Every last one is dęâd including Ice!!

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      You better pay well then.

                    • Smithy

                      Ah yes half breed that’s from the MASK I know (pulls out golden desert eagles “suppressed” and fully auto with a large barrel and litters AP with tungsten golden rounds), by the way there explosive rapid fire! AP is blown to SH!T

                  • Half Breed

                    Thuestion was “do yah feel lucky?” NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

                    • Smithy

                      Right I’m goin down hill yes so I’m clearing up my mess I WILL read other peoples comments, well I do anyways but I’ll take a closer look, but in the meantime ill come at u AP (runs and pins him against wall)

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      When the D3vil is too busy
                      And De@th’s a bit too much
                      They call on me by name you see,
                      For my special touch.
                      To the Gentlemen I’m Miss Fortune
                      To the Ladies I’m Sir Prize
                      But call me by any name
                      Any way it’s all the same

                      I’m the fly in your soup
                      I’m the pebble in your shoe
                      I’m the pea beneath your bed
                      I’m a bump on every head
                      I’m the peel on which you slip
                      I’m a pin in every hip
                      I’m the thorn in your side
                      Makes you wriggle and writhe

                      And it’s so easy when you’re 3vil
                      This is the life, you see
                      The D3vil tips his hat to me
                      I do it all because I’m 3vil
                      And I do it all for free
                      Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need

                      While there’s children to make sad
                      While there’s candy to be had
                      while there’s pockets left to pick
                      While there’s grannies left to trip down the stairs
                      I’ll be there, I’ll be waiting ’round the corner
                      It’s a game. I’m glad I’m in it
                      ‘Cause there’s one born every minute

                      And it’s so easy when you’re 3vil
                      This is the life, you see
                      The D3vil tips his hat to me
                      I do it all because I’m 3vil
                      And I do it all for free
                      Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need

                      I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
                      And I promise on my dammed soul
                      To do as I am told, Lord B33lzebub
                      Has never seen a soldier quite like me
                      Not only does his job, but does it happily.

                      I’m the fear that keeps you awake
                      I’m the shadows on the wall
                      I’m the monsters they become
                      I’m the nightmare in your skull
                      I’m a dagger in your back
                      An extra turn upon the rack
                      I’m the quivering of your heart
                      A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

                      And it’s so easy when you’re 3vil
                      This is the life, you see
                      The D3vil tips his hat to me
                      I do it all because I’m 3vil
                      And I do it all for free
                      Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
                      And I do it all for free
                      Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
                      And I do it all for free
                      Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need

                      It gets so lonely being 3vil
                      What I’d do to see a smile
                      Even for a little while
                      And no one loves you when you’re 3vil
                      I’m lying through my teeth!
                      Your tears are all the company I need

                    • Bebe

                      AP wow that’s amazing and sad wow. :)

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Thanks… but, I don’t know how it’s sad.

                    • Bebe

                      It’s sad because if you think of it that way then ev!l is evrywhere and how negative it is. Of course that depends on one’s beliefs and background.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Well, I’m only actually saying that I’m ev!l, but okay.

                    • Bebe

                      I know! I like it very creative and neat. :)

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Thank you.
                      (mysterious green fog passes in front of face showing a d3mon- like face: as fog passes quickly, face returns to normal)
                      I enjoy doing things like this.

              • Thank you master :twisted: Bebe de@d that will make Zyboragon very angry :twisted: .

            • Bebe

              Zyboragon let me and Crystal help you please it pains me to see you like this the three of us can do anything when we work together and Arc will most likely help as well.

              • Zyboragon

                I don’t like you being in danger Bebe, and Crystal has been drained, she can’t hardly move.

                • Bebe

                  Is there anything I can do to help?

                  • Zyboragon

                    What do you want to help with exactly? How do you purpose to help?
                    I just don’t want to risk getting anyone hurt.

                    • Bebe

                      I’m not sure how I can help I just have too but if you think it’s best then I’ll stay and take care of Crstal I have to do something to help.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Now there’s something I was hoping you would say!
                      “I’m not sure how I can help”!

                      I can use that.
                      Stay calm for a moment.

                    • See Bebe even Zyboragon thinks your useless “how can I help” oh please Bebe you want to protect them then go back to the void where you belong only there you can help and save them. Think about it Zyboragons weak, Crystal’s drained, Arc’s gone nutty and Mr Mutts possesed how many more lives do you have to ruin before you come to your senses. Bebe your family is very important to you so protect them and return to the void there going to say don’t do it I don’t want to see you get hurt there only hurting them selves by stopping you. If it was my family I’ll do anything to save them but thats me.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Look, Bebe, I’m you’re friend and I have to agree. The dragon is self- centered. He cares nothing about you or your daughter. “Harming the ones I care about, it won’t help you.” proves my statement. Just come with me-
                      (extends hand)
                      I’ll help make sure you and your family are safe. Zyboragon cares only about himself. He’s just as heartless as ARC. Why do you think ARC acts that way? Because he’s Zyboragon’s clone. I just want to make sure you and your family don’t get hurt. It’s what friends do.

                    • The One

                      This has gone on long enough. I knew you knucklheäds wouldn’t be able to solve this without me. And yes I’m alive, Ęvil exagerated he kįlled every Hybrid except me, Ofilia, Ice, and wherever little Ice and his mother are. Now Bebe if you think for one second you should listen to either of them your însane. There both Ęvils cronies. You can help but not by getting yourself kįlled now I know a way to trap Ęvil but we’ll need at least two spellcasters. Kapeesh?

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Bebe, are you going to listen to this over- exaggerated hero or me? I’m your friend. He just called you, and I quote a ‘knucklehead’. And a few words of advice for the sake of your life ‘ The One’: Never call me a crony. KAPEESH?!

                    • The One

                      Of jump in a lake and cool off Phellan yes I called them knucklehêads cause they are. And I’m the arrogant and ängry version of Mutt. I’m the reckless impulive without warning Mutt out of everyones nightmares so shût it and bîte me ya crony.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Oh yes, I care only of myself, that’s when Crystal was drained I rushed to save her life, when Bebe was threaten, I protected her.

                      Clearly you don’t know me, stop acting like it.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Ah, you two have moxie! I feed moxie to the hyenas!

                    • Zyboragon

                      I has to switch devices, buttons got sticky.
                      Threatened*

                    • Dren

                      I don’t think fighting Is the best idea right now. I advise y’all to stop.

                    • Bebe

                      Thanks guys I’m not going anywhere I have to take care of Crystal and Arc. Marken is a fool to think I’ll listen to him.

                    • Alex

                      You three need to stop. Its like Smithy and Jaffa all over again. Bebe, you are not going anywhere near the void, and I will make sure of that.

                    • Bebe

                      Yes I am going to listen to The One and I trust and l0ve Zyboragon. Arc is family and I trust and l0ve him too there my family and my family is where I belong so bug off Markem and AP.

                    • Bebe

                      Thank you Alex.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Okay… then we’ll do this the old fashioned way. Boys, release the neural gas!
                      (neural gas is released paralyzing Bebe)
                      Alright, lock her in her cage. Take the girl. She won’t be any trouble. You know the drill let’s go!

                    • Alex

                      Is it odd that we are still standing here? Human technology sure as hēll wont get past me.

  • Zyboragon

    So, unleashing my anger, you succeded in the future, that’s how Zanthre turned out so eviI.
    A brilliant idea, too bad you will get what’s coming to you. It’s brewing, we know I can’t control it.
    I can however, use it.

  • Zyboragon

    Does anyone have:

    4 Copper wires
    3 Cases of Gunpowder
    1 Stopwatch
    And a Mountain Dew?

  • Zyboragon

    I forgot what I was doing with this. Was I making something explosive or was I making an energy drink?
    No..my energy drinks have battery acid..
    Alright, it’s a bomb.

  • The B3east

    Im new here but im willing to help.So whats the plan?

  • The B3east

    (shoots trankulizer at smith) Does that help?

  • Smithy

    Seth, HELPPPPPPP!! It’s full moon tommorow
    (I admit I’m scared)

  • Raven

    Supercalifragilisticexpalildocoius

  • Ice

    We need to get rid of Ęvil before Zanthre gets back…. I remember something Mutt told me a long time ago that only a human could kįll Ęvil, but we’re s bit short on those. We could try to shove him back in the box but that would be difficult….. any thoughts?

    • Dren

      I’m not sure we should provoke him…

      • Zyboragon

        Zanthre is the one who attacked first.
        Retaliation would be the natural reaction, I’ve always been the first to suggest laying down arms, there’s a line though.

        • Dren

          Évil has been saying that he wants me to join him. He told me Ice would kīll us if he felt it was nessicary to save the world…

          • Zyboragon

            EviI is screwing with your mind, he’s eviI! He does that sort of thing.

          • Bebe

            That is not going to happen Dren I’ll K!ll him before he does Mr Mutt would understand he’ll do the same for his family. I would do everything to remove Ev!l out of Mr Mutt first if I could and only as a last resort K!ll him.

            • The One

              My plan doesn’t include kįlling Mutt…… although it may happen anyways. As for Ice Ęvil prays on weakness. You don’t really know Ice, so he makes Ice out to be ęvil to.

              • Zyboragon

                I have a plan, I just need a few more items.
                I need a lot more Mountain Dew! It will produce the best type of bomb.

                • Dren

                  Right now, you’ve done little to help. I figured you would have helped me save the dragoness. You didn’t… You havent done anything since you came back here too. Right now Èvil seems alot more logical than you.

                  • Zyboragon

                    Gee, an injured, blind dragon. Saves the life of Crystal and Bebe and is working on something to help right now. Something that keeps Mutt alive while removing EviI.
                    Yeah, I find absolutely no logic behind that… >.>
                    Ice disappeared, and you’ve offered little help.
                    Lack occassional assistance from Alex, I’ve been fighting alone.
                    There’s only a certain amount one can do. Especially one that just crawled through the underworld!

                    • Poppy

                      I’m back from the store Zyboragon I got you a case of Dr Pepper and the supplies that Bebe was going to get. I can’t find Bebe I got some flowers to cheer her up but I can’t find her has anyone seen her lately.

                    • Dren

                      You saved Bebe and Crystal? I was fighting both AP and Markem, while you snuck into the hold and freed them. And I still managed to save Poppy.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Oh! And now Bebe is missing!

                      I’m going to try and calm down.

                    • Zyboragon

                      I didn’t sneak, I charged in and broke them out, then returned them here to give then medical attention. I apologize, the fact that Poppy was there was absent knowledge. I’m quite blind, I’m sorry.

                    • Ha I know where Bebe is right now Bebe seems to be rampaging in the forest and she looks really ticked and listen to yourselves fighting amongst each other it’s so funny how you all turn on each other. I l0ve full moons everyone gets so crazy.

                    • Poppy

                      I better go get her and Markem drop de@d already.

                    • Zyboragon

                      My wounds aren’t healing as fast as they used too, maybe I am getting to old for this.
                      Actually..there’s an idea!

                    • Bebe

                      STAY AWAY FROM ME! DON’T TOUCH ME(ROARS)GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHH :cry: WHY! WHY! WHY! LEAVE ME ALONE ALL OF YOU !

                    • Zyboragon

                      Alright, the bomb is ready, I have the dragon tooth dipped in angel blood.
                      Now we just need a human to kiII EviI.

                    • Poppy

                      BEBE YOUR ACTING CRAZY AND THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR IT (grabs you and drags you back home) now calm down your just a little too emotional right now. Zyboragon is not well and this is no way to behave you talk about acting like a lady well start acting like one.

                    • Bebe

                      I I’m sorry I’m so sorry :cry: Zyboragon I so sorry :cry: I’m so confused and tired I don’t wont to lose anyone. :cry:

                    • Poppy

                      Bebe you did nothing wrong drink this (hands Bebe a sleeping potion)this will make you sleep your going to bed NOW. Zyboragon I will look after Bebe and Crystal do what you have to to finish this and come back safe.

                    • Zyboragon

                      I don’t like the idea of leaving here while Markem is still around.
                      I guess I should be more confident in everyone else’s abilities.

                      Alright. I don’t think it would be wise to pull some random human into this. I need one who knows this life, who can handle seeing this.

                      I’ll find one.

                    • Dren

                      (Sigh) I will protect them.

                    • Poppy

                      A sigh Dren well if protecting my family to much of a bother you can leave we will be fine with out you!

                    • Wow this is rich you guys are so boned with the old man gone well…..he he he.

                    • Crystal

                      No, we aren’t.

                    • The One

                      Zyboragon maybe we don’t need a human…… Remember Chimera venom and the effect it has? Maybe it turns you into a human for a while? What do you think?

                    • Zyboragon

                      Yes! That might work!
                      Do you have any?

                    • The One

                      Mutt had gallons of the stuff it’s in the (sound detected, breaking bones)
                      Mr. Mutt: now now can’t let you give away our little secret, you’ve done enough damage already.
                      Me: Oreg…. Caves abstra

                    • Zyboragon

                      Actually, I think Stigma gave me some.

                    • Dren

                      Poppy, I’m not sighing because I have to. I’m tired and I gave in on the argument. Z’s right, I should help more. I have a safehouse in a secret area, if things get ugly. I will tell you where later.

                    • time o STIGMA

                      What happened?

                    • Zyboragon

                      I could’ve sworn I had some chimera venom, I can’t seem to find it.
                      Oh well, I guess I have to go the location that The One mentioned.

                    • The One

                      I think The One was saying it was at mutts base in Oregon. Abstract used the caves there. But when we get it then what? Ęvil obviously isn’t going to just give in! And plus the amour of venom it would take would either kįll whoever took it or take there powers forever.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Yes, that’s where I’m going Ice.
                      Those bombs I made earlier are for separating EviI from Mutt.
                      Yesterday my experiment caused Mutt to fight back against EviI, I’ve upgraded the amount I’ll expose them too.

                    • The One

                      This is Ice by the way. I was hoping I could save The One. Didn’t work out so I’m useing his device.

                    • Alex

                      Can I help in any way, shape or form? I have nothing to do right now…

                    • Zyboragon

                      Yes, can you create a field so that EviI can’t get out after I use the explosives?
                      Only the one turned human, Mutt and EviI will be in there,
                      EviI won’t be able to get control of Mutt, so the human will be the first he goes for, one chance and you have to be fast.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Yes, can you create a field so that EviI can’t get out after I use the explosives?
                      Only the one turned human, Mutt and EviI will be in there,
                      EviI won’t be able to get control of Mutt, so the human will be the first he goes for, one chance and you have to be fast.

                    • Zyboragon

                      Double Post.
                      Level: Zyboragon.
                      :razz:

                    • Alex

                      Okay. Tell me when to put it up.

                    • Come on Crystal with Z gone Bebe totally crazy and out of it little Poppy and Dren, whats to stop me from having fun. :twisted:

                    • Zyboragon

                      It is not a good idea to piss Crystal off…
                      You should leave her alone now that she’s awake.

                    • Mmmm (sneaks into the house and pours secret serum into Bebe’s mouth picks her up places her into binding bubble) back to the void Bebe, Crystal and the others are out front talking with the rest of them. This is going to get interesting. (opens a portal and slips into the void with Bebe)

                    • ARC

                      Word to the wise, if you take someone into the void, make sure nobody follows you.

                    • Arc I was hoping to be the one to finish you as you can see Bebe is safe and lockd away with the serum in her this is going to be fun. (swings axe at you) stop moving Arc it’s hard to k!ll you if your moving.

                    • ARC

                      An axe? Please! Stand aside before you hurt yourself.

                    • No I don’t think I will I’ve lived for thousands of years what can a toy robot do to Ev!l’s little brother. Ah Bebe almost ready to be released then she can finish you. :twisted:

                    • ARC

                      I’m a stronger version clone of the guy whos going to kiII your older brother then, what can’t I do?

                      So I’ll say again, get back or you will face power you can only dream of!

                    • Alex

                      Markem. Back off and return Bebe, before ARC and I make you.

                    • You mean the old man big Z he can’t k!ll Ev!l and your just spare parts and once Bebe awakes she will be unstoppable Bebe will hunt down big Z and K!ll him. Bebe will be the one to end you all.

                    • Awake Bebe don’t fight it awake and fulfill your destiny once you awake you will remember nothing of your SOS family and friends just that Zyboragon k!lled your kids and will k!ll the world you must at all cost k!ll him and anyone who is in your way. Only then will you find peace.

                    • Alex

                      No. Bebe is not staying there. I have pulled her soul and body to Zyboragon. You, im taking your soul and smashing it.

                    • Alex I was born with no soul go ahead take Bebe when she awakes she knows what to do.

                    • Zyboragon

                      For someone who uses hypnotic chemicals, you really don’t know about soul bonds do you? Crystal by definition is family according to Bebe’s mind. The fact that Crystal is still alive and well is going to make her mind close the gap that your mind bending chemicals can create.
                      Or because her scales are metalic, I could use a single to cause your chemical to dematerialize in entirety.

                      Even further, there are dragon bonds and codes that would allow me to present her with a special object or show her a certain location.

                      Either way, she won’t be rampaging for long. If somehow all those plans somehow failed I have a plan that is fail proof.
                      I’m quite tired of every threat to Bebe. I’m extremely tired. It will end here.

                    • Zyboragon

                      For someone who uses hypnotic chemicals, you really don’t know about soul bonds do you? Crystal by definition is family according to Bebe’s mind. The fact that Crystal is still alive and well is going to make her mind close the gap that your mind bending chemicals can create.
                      Or because her scales are metalic, I could use a single to cause your chemical to dematerialize in entirety.

                      Even further, there are dragon bonds and codes that would allow me to present her with a special object or show her a certain location.

                      Either way, she won’t be rampaging for long. If somehow all those plans somehow failed I have a plan that is fail proof.
                      I’m quite tired of every threat to Bebe. I’m extremely tired. It will end here.

                    • Alex

                      Strange… so many threats to Bebe… Zyboragon, you can go rest.

                    • Dren

                      Do you guys know where Poppy is? I need to see her.

  • Agharna Phellan

    (Fires into the air)
    Now you all listen to me. I’m sick of you and if any of you move, I’ll have De@th take your soul and send it to H3ll permanently. You all disgust me. Those of you who would save corruption. You have learned to bury your guilt with anger. I will teach you to face it.

    • Mr. Mutt

      And I’ll teach you to mess with these survivors!! Argre How are you doing this?! You can’t take control! Eaghn yes I can Dęath go back to your post you obey no creature not even him aahhhgr When the time comes none of you hesitate….. You’ll will all burn!!! Hahahaggr the fang of a dragon sipped in angel blood! Shut up you that is the last time you will ever take over us! Phellan you dissapuont me! Your being Petty we have a greater purpose to serve here! Now stop talking grab Bebe and run you fool!

    • Mr. Mutt

      And I’ll teach you to mess with these survivors!! Argre How are you doing this?! You can’t take control! Eaghn yes I can Dęath go back to your post you obey no creature not even him aahhhgr When the time comes none of you hesitate….. You’ll will all bûrn!!! Hahahaggr the fang of a dragon dipped in angel blood! Shût up you that is the last time you will ever take over us! Phellan you dissapoint me! Your being Petty we have a greater purpose to serve here! Now stop talking grab Bebe and run you fool!

      • Agharna Phellan

        BE QUIET! I don’t take orders from you. In fact-
        (opens cage)
        Why don’t you do it if you are so great? I simply want to see everyone destroy each other bringing about my power over pathetic humans. I care nothing about capturing survivors nor do I support the idea.

        • Mr. Mutt

          It’s all about watching them destroy eachother YOU FOOL!!!!!!!! But it’ll take them forever to do it on there own!!!! I DON’T TOLERATE FAILURE SUCH AS THIS!!!! *AP disipears in a flash of light* Maybe some time in the void will teach you to FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS!!!! (uknown sound, please recalibrate and try again later)

          • Agharna Phellan

            Don’t you disrespect me little man!
            Don’t you derogate or deride! You’re in my world now. Not your world. And I got friends on the other side!

            • Mr. Mutt

              Do I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A CRÂP??!! I’m older than souls! I’m older than heaven and hêll I watched mankind crawl out of there caves! My money was on the Neaderthals personally but that’s besides the point! I span across more dimensions than you can possibly comprehend! You telling me I’m in your world is like a bacteria saying that it owns your house! Deâth can never take me!! Now you will either surrender or dįe!

              • Agharna Phellan

                I’d rather d!e than fight for ev!l any longer. You either d!e a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Now strike me down if you are so powerful. My comerades will seek revenge on thee.

                • Half Breed

                  Or you see yourself become both. Good and evi|. I’m not giving in and AP if your willing I think I know how to ki|| him. I just need some help getting past a pure demon dragon. Oh and I’ll need a tooth.

          • Bebe

            I’M REALLY STARTING TO GET MAD NOW!!! I’M GOING LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

            • Zyboragon

              It’s almost depressing to see Bebe mad.
              I’m sorry Bebe, how can I help you?

              • Bebe

                I think I’m losing my MIND!!! I’m so tired I can’t sleep the nightmares are painful so painful every time I close my eye’s all I see IS THERE DE@THS AND THEM ZANTHRE AND EV!L LAUGHING. MY CRYSTAL MY BABY CRYSTAL ( :cry: ).

                • Mr. Mutt

                  Hahahahahahaaa sweet dreams Bebe.

                  • Bebe

                    STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Calm down, Bebe. Having a breakdown will not help. I want you to tell Kole… that I’m sorry that I can’t be more. NOW COME ON O POWERFUL ONE FINISH ME!

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      Unless you’re too much of a coward and don’t know how to finish what you started.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      It figures that you’d give up. You’ll never amount to anything, you pathetic scoundrel.

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      (impales self on own sword)

                    • Zyboragon

                      Don’t worry Bebe, I know what you’re going through.
                      Are you ready to see what you can accomplish Bebe? Do you want to know the power you have?
                      Tonight when you dream, face the nightmare, if you have control, take a fist and punch those cheeky jerks right in the mouth.
                      Do that, a new door will open.

                      Keep me posted!

          • Agharna Phellan

            It’s time to go see those who accept you. May God have mercy on your soul, Ev!l. But, if I were you, I’d be prepared to burn in H3ll.
            (loads a holy bullet into Colt; gives weapon to fellow lawyer who is human)
            Now shoot him.

            • Mr. Mutt

              *human turns to ash* nice try Phellan but I’ve been along way to long for something so obvious to work. You’ve chosen dęath. And so you know, I HAVE NO SOUL.

        • Bebe

          That was for you AP it was for him.

        • Smithy

          No no more just shut the f*** up!! AP bebe is here!! And ur lucky it’s full moon tonight! (walks off)

      • Bebe

        Don’t you dare touch me (breaths fire right at you) burn baby burn.

        • Agharna Phellan

          Sorry, I’m immune to fire( and everything else… mostly) And I actually decide to help you and this is what I get? Women. I’ll probably never understand them.

  • Mr. Mutt

    This has been fun but now I need to leave, I have important things to do, but I’ll see you all soon :twisted:

    • Smithy

      (Bites bebe a second time)
      Sry… And shút up markem it’s not like ur any better tin face!!

      • Smithy

        Actually I think I’ll still fight AP to the de@th because I belive that he is possessed!! I’ll
        Set him free!! (the radio channel turns to a strange sound… 47,62,115,64,667(beep)
        What the hell was that? The radios gone back to normal(the ground opens up beneath them)
        I think scarly was right but does she know about that code.!

        • Scarly

          It was a pretty close call. I don’t think they wanted to save us, but they must have seen some good in someone’s heart. Who do you think it was?

  • mrjaffa

    So whats going on? i was busy rebuilding my army of the undead

    • Smithy

      FEVER!! At 104 I think I’m goin to head out as far away as possible!! But I can’t something’s stopping me (bites AP and mutt)

      • mrjaffa

        When you reply to my comment, please reply with something relevant.

      • Smithy

        Hey AP u know what I have to say to u!!

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        • Smithy

          SOMEBODY HHEELPPPP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frgrtfrgggrgf

        • mrjaffa

          smithy, i trust z more than i trust you… so, get off him! * an abomination grabs smithy by the feet and holds him up. *

          • Smithy

            (incenarates abomination)
            A hmm I’m very sry Z it’s side affects of the full moon but take the p*** again and I shall eat ur fire source it’s a small organ inside of dragons take that away and it’s their equivalent of a bieng cursed, just try to ignore me, but I need raven!! RAVEN REPLY!

            • mrjaffa

              * abomination reforms and grabs smithy again. * You so much as scratch one of my children again and i will destroy you.

              • Smithy

                (incenarates the abi nation a second time and shoots Jaffa on floor)
                Eat led PR***!! (riddles Jaffa with bullets and cuts opens his neck and sticks a straw in his blood)

                • Smithy

                  And I’ll have u know my teeth are fine thank u I’ve never had braces or anything I brush them twice a day there all in lone and shiny like silver hhuph… Ur scales need filing! Oh and I did ruin one it’s the one on ur claw (bites Z and jaffa)

                  • mrjaffa

                    I hope I tasted nice because ive had it with you. care to assist in ki//ing this traitorous b@stard Z? * a fire ball appears in my hand and i throw it at smithy. you go flying against the wall and fall. i hook my hookblade into your back and pull your spine out. *

                    • Smithy

                      (smithy turns into mist and rushes through Jaffas body pulling out his stomach, then smithys body heals and the must returns to the body) cough I’m no traitor ur the one bieng cruel here I hearby call this yet another battle,… (calls an army of z0mbies) @TTACK!!!!!!!
                      (the zombies munch on Jaffa)… Z stay out of this!! I don’t want to start world war 3… k!ll him already yes the z0mbie crawler has chewed his eyeballs there’s blood everywherehahshahahahah

                  • mrjaffa

                    * one zombie turns into me, and the rest turn back to you and grab at you. they swarm you and devour you. * you think that you could turn my armies on me? i am lord of the undead!

                    • Smithy

                      Jaffa I wanted them to do that of course I know u are the lord of the undead except these zombies are made from a virus (z0mbies attack Jaffa) all they want is meat and u are also meat and I am cursed I cannot d!e, I can only d!e from Natrual causes fool, k!ll him
                      (they charge and overinflated Jaffa)

                      Z: mmooaaaaaannnnn rarrrrgghhh,

                      U cannot beat me Jaffa z0mbies come!
                      Z:rrraaggha

                      It’s ok calm down sshh!!!!!tttt (Zzt) I order u!!!!! (bang bang)
                      D!e swag!!

                      Bring me Jaffas body he will be a good specimen! Hahaha (locks him in d£mon cage)

                    • Smithy

                      (puts Jaffa in a experimental chamber) I want this done right
                      ?:yes sir
                      (12 soldiers surround him and 2 doctors begin experimenting)

                    • mrjaffa

                      * takes a deep breath * what lovely air freshener, but i cant stay to chat, so ill be off granny smith. *teleports away*

                  • mrjaffa

                    They are regular zombies, no different from any other then. thats all any zombie wants. Natural causes you say? that can be arranged. * I stab smithy, and he starts ageing, about 5 years a second. *

                    • Smithy

                      Mmm well Jaffa that’s not Natrual so forcing me to age isnt goin to work and b£say I don not appreciate u doin that not that it did anything, I’m not ageing so what do u think ur doin (pulls out sword and stabs him with it, then kicks him into the wall), I told u to keep an eye on him put him back in the chamber and gas him

                    • Smithy

                      (stands over Jaffa) u will suffer, doctor give him the formula
                      (the doctors give him the formula he begins to shiver and then he turns into a wolf)
                      U will feel how it’s like to be me!! Stuff him in the cage and let him go in the forest, NO U FOOL the CAGE!!!!! AP I would like to help u and markem for the particular reason that no one cares about eachother firstly I’m seen as SH!T u guys always fight eachother so markem what would u pay for mmmm??! Valary?? Yes
                      Oh bebe it’s obvious u have been keeping her away yes I will bring her b0dy because I’m going to wolf out tonight and I’ll do it with valary haha

                    • Smithy

                      U guys should leave the werewolf page because all the other pages are calm but I can leave cause I’m a werewolf I need this page so either leave or I turn u all into zombies!!!

                    • Dren

                      Two things…

                      You can’t turn us into zombies. You can’t even put a period on the end of a sentence….

                      And what are you going to do on the werewolf page that’s so important, when your by yourself? Mästerbatë?

                    • The One

                      Now now he may not know what that is…… So ask your parents. But honestly? I’ve been on this page twice as long as you and Dren combined. The day I leave this page is the day I leave SOS. So chew on that!

                    • Agharna Phellan

                      (straps on bladed gauntlets and draws katana)
                      Smithy, yield or prepare to be executed. Noone is going to get Bebe or her family.

                    • mrjaffa

                      Now I believe we should settle this without bloodshed. Surrender, you cannot stand against all of us.

                    • Alex

                      Smithy. I am not leaving. I have been on this page longer than anyone else I know has.

                  • mrjaffa

                    Go back and re read my comment smithy, I HAD TELEPORTED OUT OF THERE YOU DUMb@SS!

  • Smithy

    (chews Zs arm)

  • Bebe

    WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN ??? :cry: WHY CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?……….:cry: WHY ARE YOU GUY’S DOING THIS ??? tee hee ha ha ha I’M SO CONFUSED I CAN’T THINK…:) :) :)

  • mrjaffa

    See now smithy, we are a family, and you’ve just been disowned. Now there’s something I need to tell you all that I found out very recently- I am the son of the morrigan and a mortal man- I am a demigod.

  • Smithy

    Hey guys I only made a clone of valary so I could get markems ring it’s his powersource and Jaffa I said that because it was supposed to trick markem but u gave it away of course u teleported out and i didnt turn u into a wolf but markem still got it in the neck… guys man I’m only trying to protect their family valarys clone was made by me taking a strand of her hair and then input it in my cloning machine and the clone is set to self destruct and I got 1000 G off him and I’m donating it all to bebes family. Oh and dren I’m British!! I had no idea a period was a full stop!! I get it now, I can do that now I understand, AP now can u put those katanas down besides Aarrghh!!! Sshhh!!!!tttt the transformation it’s happening… AP GET THEM OUT OF HERE!! (growl)

  • CrimsonAmi

    Hey guys. It’s CrimsonAmi Just checking in around the full moon as usual. also tonight isn’t the full moon. tommorow night is. but we lycans do also shift tonight. Also I stress DON”T go out in your local woods for the next 3 nights. Again DON’T

  • Alliwolfsbane13

    Who am I? Where am I? And what am I? I have nothing to remember. I have a phone, and this site was open when I opened the phone.

    • Zyboragon

      Hail Alliwolfsbane13,
      I’ve been seeing many survivors on this site comment “Where am I” lately.
      It may be something worth investigating.
      Let me mark this in my notepad.

      Can you give any more information? Can you describe where you were when you first realized you had no idea who you were? Any details may affect your survival or the survival of others.
      Continue surviving please.

  • Alliwolfsbane13

    Uhhhh……I just woke up in the middle of the desert.

  • Alliwolfsbane13

    Oh, hey! I have a backpack! Didn’t see that…… Hmmm. Full canteen, sunscreen, a TON of muffins (huh?) and a journal. Maybe I can use it to find out who I am.

  • Alliwolfsbane13

    No. I woke up. That’s all I remember.

  • Zyboragon

    No Dren, I haven’t seen Poppy in a while.

    • Dren

      Ok. Thanks… I’m sorry for my rudeness towards you earlier. Èvil’s trying to use me, and I’m not sure about where I stand and what my morals are… And Poppy’s angry at ne and, I feel like a total dîck. I just want to see her. :sad:

      • Zyboragon

        It’s not the first time something like that has happened, it won’t be the last either.
        I haven’t even been on this site for a year and this has happened twice already!

        Where there is one doubt, another can be acknowledged.
        It’s all good!

        • Dren

          Thanks for the advice… I’m going to nap. Tell Poppy I will be back soon if she shows up…

            • Bebe

              :) tee hee I feel wonderful that was the best sleep I had in day’s Zyboragon I did it I fought back and went through the door I feel amazing everythings going to be ok. I seen everyone that I ever lost there happy and proud of me theres nothing I can’t do I’m ready to fight no one will hurt my family I wont let them.

              Zyboragon I can heal you if you let me I know I can do it and I have magick runes to enhance the bomb’s power Ev!l, Markem and Zanthre have nothing that we can’t beat together all of us will win it’s so clear we are one and the same our family is strong. :) :) :)

          • Poppy

            Dren I miss you. :(

  • The B3east

    Can someone please give me a tranqilizer I ran out and im turning werewolf!please someone help!!!!

  • Lycanthropic Paragon

    Mark?… Where are you…? I…. Oh no… The moon! Mark RUN!

    • No you can’t hurt me LP I can never d!e transform I’ll transform too we can hunt together and I will keep you out of trouble I wont leave you alone I’ll look after you. Tonight we are free to run, hunt and be warewolves run with me LP tonight is ours.

      • The B3east

        Can I join?

        • Yes you can I’ll keep both of you out of trouble no hunting humans. Deer, elk, bears or fine time run run like wolves.

          • Lycanthropic Paragon

            NO! You don’t understand! I don’t turn into a wolf! I turn into a– *screams out in pain and hobbles over in pain* RAAAAAGH!

            • Ok so I have looked in every mystical tome and mysterious parchment and hidden Internet storehouse of supernatural knowledge that I have access to and I can’t find what a RAAAAAGH! is.

              Anyone have any theories?

              LP, care to explain?

              • Lycanthropic Paragon

                *muscles start bloating* *starts growing* Well, ‘ya d!psh!t, I- *spike grows out of left shoulder* ergh… Am turning in- *tail with two spikes at the end starts to grow out of the small of my spine* ugh… This- *wings start to push out of shoulder blade* Seth… We’ll discus- *teeth grow, breaking my jaw* GGGRRRRRAR! *spikes grow out of my spine*GGGRRRRRRRREESESEEEEEEERREEETTTH! *mouth pushes out to form a muzzle*

            • I wont leave The B3east get behind me in case LP goes crazy. LP I can handle it your going to be ok.

      • Mr. Mutt

        Your plan will fail Zyboragon. If you seperate me from Mutt I will be a mist something you can’t stab, and if you give me physical form you will make me even stronger. You will fail and I will watch you all dįe!!!

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