1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
I just hope there healthy , boys girls don’t matter to me sweetheart I hope there as handsome and as pretty as you. Oh yah you know it your a pretty boy. 😆
And they are going to be beautiful and pretty like you. Who cares what gender they are, as long as they’re our children.
(tee hee ) your cute sweetheart.
You asked for it. 😉
PUUURRR!
Oh DREN!!! (giggle) pppuurrr.
IM GETTING MYSELF INVOLVED IN SOME THINGS I SHOULDNT BE…… ohaider
Hi Alex what are you doing that you should not be doing? It’s not black magic I hope.
Umm… its more like biomass altering.
Ok what type of biomass are you altering and why?
The overgrowth around my house…. dam it just keeps coming back… stupid twig
Morning. We have alot of hunting to do today. Tomorrow we move to the new manor… The golems froze time and built it.
Good morning sweetheart oh ouch! Dren one of them kicked I think it’s the boy, Chauncey said theres two girls and a boy oh! He’s in a mood. I could really go for some moose and pickles oh now the other two started.
Perfect. We need to start thinking of names. I will name the boy if you name the girls. They must be energetic if they’re kicking you.
Moose and pickles. Never tried it.
Thats cool Oh maybe once I’ve eaten they will calm down. My senca is comming over to give me a check up, he can’t talk only sign he was my teacher and body gaurd when I ran away from home.
Ah. That was a long nice hunt. Let’s get cleaned up and meet your senca.
Mmmmm that was great! My senca is not quite what one would expect He’s 2 ft 4 inces has very pointy teeth and claws and blue skin. I think he’s some kind of demond but a good one, been with the family for genarations and is the most caring and generous creature I know. Maybe he’ll stay and help look after the little ones. He should be here shortly. He’s eger to meet you.
Dren this is senca Raa…what (giggle) he says he’s never met a griffin before but you look like you can handle her. Oh he wants to start the check up now…Oh ok. Raa is concerned that I’m bigger than I should it’s probaly nothing but he wants to check anyway. Oh ok I’ll ask. Raa would like to know if you would like one he’s never seen a griffin and may have a hunch to why my pregnancy is so far along If it’s alright with you?
A check up? Sure… I’m not so extraordinary in tiger or human form. And I will do anything to help you with your pregnancy.
Oui. Monsieur Dren, we need to talk outside.
Ok…
Go to the Druid page. We talk there.
Good news Dren we are perfectly healthy and he knows why I’m so far along. Its our DNA it’s very strong and theres a little bit of wraith energy that is speeding up the process at this rate in a week to a week in half I’ll give birth to very healthy and strong babies.
That’s good. The new manors ready, so we can teleport there whenever we want. Chaunceys already there, getting accustomed to his new working environment. I just had a meeting with AP. He’s in the study. Were talking about our service in WWII.
Wow WWII mmm I’ll let you talk with him I’m very tired and irritable right now, tell AP that Bebe is at Zyboragons helping to do something with Arc not sure what it is but I hope it goes well. (gasp) yes I think I’m going to lay down now. Theres drinks in the fridge and snacks I had Chauncey pick some up.
I’m sorry, I sounded apathetic there. The faster the babies come, the better. The nursery is set up at the new house. Chauncey seems to be very excited. I’m so glad that nothings gone wrong!
Ok. Thank you honey.
Your welcome sweetheart , if your done with the guys I could use a back rub tiger , and ppppuuurrrr Gggrrr
I was hesitating because your pregnancys going by quickly, but If you insist. I will give you the back rub first.
Good morning!
I’m sorry Dren if you need anything let me know . The Lord and Lady bless you.
I seriously am gonna need help! I can’t control myself! HELP!!
Hold still! Well I can’t compel you, your minds to chaotic. Just calm down, think rainbows, and fairies…. Okay maybe not fairies, stuck up little things, but be calm.
*a dozen voices speak as one through the mouth of a rainbow werewolf* I sw€ar on my lif€ they will liv€
Thank you Half Breed.
You are a fool! Why would you save me? I don’t ever want to be stopped when ending myself you fool! And what woman supposedly cares for me?
Look buster I don’t care any more! I don’t know if any one or any thing cares about you! But I sw€at no one is ever going to di€ on my watch! Try and I will ki|| you an then bring you back to lif€.
That’s pretty harsh…
Smithy: life is harsh. Raven woke up for a second and then went to sleep. I’m tired to but I’m not leaving the hospital. Gnight.
YOU’RE WRONG! MARY CARES ABOUT ME! They’re just jealous. Thay don’t understand. Ugh I am toiling in the maze of my brain. AND I MAY NEVER FIND MY WAY OUT! I DON’T WISH TO LIVE! I WANT TO BE WITH MARY! But all of you… won’t let me see her… why? Why must I suffer more? Why cannot I just go? Why do you make me stay if as you say none of you care? I just want to see MARY!
I will make you a deal. Go 10 days without either harming or attempting to harm someone and I will resurrect her. That includes harming yourself.
No! I want to see her in the next life! I’ve served in both World Wars! I think I deserve it!
None of you care anyway! Just let me go…
AP. I dont think that’s a good idea. Yet it’s your choice so I’m not going to make you do anything. Just do something and stick with it. Just don’t pester us about your choice.
Remember kids, suicidë is never the awnser! But wait, ressurection is? Now im confused.
And I have suffered through the world wars, the atomic bombing on Japan, five civil wars, a mutiny, and a sea monster! My red form is pure, unfiltered bad luck so don’t you ear complain about needing d€@th I won’t allow it.
Wait… you’re Japanese? Perhaps we met.
I’m not japanese. I visited my grandma (snuck through the borders) I got hit by the bomb.
So did you fight in a world war or just wrong place wrong time?
My form of fighting was to keep running while they sliced, stabbed, and shot at me. Ww1 I actually fought.
Who did you fight for?
I fought to stop the war. I had no side so I was shot at by both sides.
Ahh… I originally fought for France, because it was my home country, but I was captured and forced to be a pilot for the Germans during World War 2.
I watched both wars unfold, but due to the fact that I’m nt aloud to change history I didn’t participate.
I remember fighting a bit in a war. I have little memory of it though. I also remember being at Hiroshima. The fragments seem to show that I was Japanese.
If it was World War II, we may have met. As I said I was a pilot for the German Luftwaffe, but what I didn’t mention was that when I wasn’t getting in dogfights, I flew high- ranking officers to speak with the Japanese Generals. However, because I wasn’t aloud at the meeting because I was simply a pilot. So rather, I preferred using my time to drink Sake.
I actually served under Oda Nobunga and Tokugawa. I did serve briefly in WWII, as a kamakaze pilot. You can probably figure out what happened to me. I was possessing a Dragonstone back then, but I lost it when I preformed my last service to the Japanese. I ended up on a beach on the island of Java. I climbed into a cave and slept until I woke up last September.
Raven: (in a hoarse voice) What the heck happened? Where am I? Smithy, where am I? (tries to howl but can’t succeed)
Smithy: Don’t talk, Raven. You ran across the road in wolf form, and almost got urself killed. Now I have to explain what you did and how you’re a werewolf to a stupid human named Emilio.
Raven: (still hoarse) Do you think I’m stupid?! (ooww) I bit him on a full moon and killed him.
Smithy: Stop talking! You’ll damage your vocal cords even more than they are and you won’t be alble to howl. Anyway, If you didn’t kill him, he’s probably a
Emilio:(interrupts) A werewolf?! Of course I am. How else would I have survived. Kate used that letter to lure you to her.
Raven: (still hoarse and hurting) I’m fine, thanks for asking. (try’s to get up but falls flat on her face and Emilio and Smithy run towards her. Emilio pushes Smithy away and hugs and picks up Raven. Smithy yells and jumps on his back, making everyone fall over. She then starts to say random words and then passes out. Smithy starts to curse under his breath as Ravens body is pulsing with electrical shock. She then starts turning back and forth-wich looks very painful-and they watch in awe at her unconscious pain.)
Smithy: Some of Raven’s ribs are broken. I hope they’ll heal soon enough.
They should be healed right now. *a rainbow werewolf touches raven*
(if it’s Kate I’d be dead because u said she stabbed me but it was a dream
Emilo: yeah right
Smithy: half breed im afraid ur friend can’t do that because she’s gone!!!!!
Smithy: crap everyone outside!! A bullet hits the wall
Smithy: sniper get inside now smithy jumps through the window (heads upstairs) he/she is in the building opposite 3 floors up right side window gives the rainbow werewolf a sniper rifle
WW: where the hell u get this
Smithy: it’s precautions! It’s firing again heads down until I say fire!
(wait… Fire!!!!! ) ( the bullet hits the man/woman in the head!! NS!!! Now let’s get outside
RAVEN!! Where are u!
Can someone tell me what a nerfherder is?
Umm…. No idea
Good morning beautiful I think it’s an insult well in the star wars movies and a complement in the Space Ball movie. How are you? Did you sleep well?
I’m ok just tired I did not get very much sleep I’m to worried about Arc. How about you?
I slept very well thank you. I brought you some flowers to cheer you up. How’s Arc doing anyway?
Aaww thank you Daron for the flowers. I don’t know how Arc is doing he won’t talk to me and is hidding somewhere. Oh crap got to go or I’ll be late for my meeting. Why don’t we get together later for coffie and a bit to eat.
Sounds good see you later beautiful.
Where would you like to go for coffie? I could use a blood latte or even some blood wine. (sigh)
Good choice. I personally prefer blood wine. But if daron is will to go far a bit of a walk. Paris has a lovely little restaurant for our kind. They serve a most delectable blood wine. Aged instead of fresh though. And daron I’m… I’m sorry your intention didn’t seem to be for the best so I lashed out. But as a gift I give you this. The deed to the very restaurant I was talking about. Careful it bites. Please enjoy and forgive me.
Hey man thanks I forgive you we all do stuff sometimes wow I think Bebe would most likely love it. I really dig her man but I won’t interfere with her and Arc . I’ll just be there for her.
I need you to stay there till mid-night. I’ve got a new wolf transformation and the restaurant has two trap doors the first one is for me to get in and the second one is to lock me up. Can you do it? If you do just listen for the growling. You’ll know which one. Oh and is it possible for you brain to exp|ode? If it is you might not want to go. Either way thanks.
Ah ok Half Breed. Bebe let’s go for a walk and I made Lunch . You look amazing Bebe.
Hold on daron! Between us guys I don’t know what the transformation is going to be so no matter what you hear follow through with the plan.
I am confused… can someone explain whats happening? Ive been gone for a month 😛
I am confused… can someone explain whats happening? Ive been gone for a month 😛
Sorry, Daron, but it looks like you’re not getting anywhere.
I’d rather go to Berlin. The city’s nice, the sights are beautiful, and the people aren’t snobs.
Of course ARC is hiding!
ARC doesn’t want to hurt anyone!
Arc if you need anything no matter what it is just ask and I’ll do my best to get it for you.
ARC is fine.
Bebe, ARC wants to see you.
Zyboragon is going to pull one more attempt to help ARC.
Sorry Daron I need to go rain check.
Arc I’m here ! (hugs you) Arc how can I help you I’ll do anything. I really missed you.
Time is short. ARC will soon be threatened by a source not of this world.
What do have to do Arc.
What is the force? Can we stop it?
It’s Scythe…he’s quite different now.
Zyboragon said he would find some sort of gap, where ARC can stay here, it’s only natural that ARC would give up life so others may live.
Zyboragon is talking to the time travellers to see if there’s an alternative without risking too much time distortions.
Did Mutt get ARC’s gift?
Yes, but I’m not sure what it is….. Or how to use it. But as I said before i spem tu pax vale ami, it means “I hope you find peace, farewell.” If there’s anything I can do to help, just ask.
Arc I will do anything even give up my life for you . Your to important you have done so much for so many . Zyboragon I will do anything to save Arc.
A nerfherder in Star Wars is a person who herds nerfs on various planets. But since they were lower-class beings, nerferder then became an insut used throughout the galaxy.
Thanks Half Breed I always wanted to know what that ment.
Star war movies well there my fav u can ask me anything I’ll tell u!!
Okay then… what planet are Ewoks from?
Forest moon of Endor or the Sanctuary moon and the location of the last major battle in the Galactic Civil War, which would result in the downfall of the Empire and the first death of the Emperor
Ha that’s an easy one…
Bebe, I am sorry I was… to say the least rude in the past… Can I make it up to you by taking you to a restaurant I know in Paris? They serve blood wine.
My treat.
Thank you AP another time I have to be here with Arc I can’t lose him again no not again even if it’s a very small chance I have to take it. When this is over sure I’d like to.
Hey AP wait in line I asked Bebe first . Try to understand this Arc is very important to Bebe .
I do understand there, Romeo. So why you just back off and step down.
*a voice booms in your head* she’s in love leave her alone! Or maybe I should make you guys leave her alone.
Hail AP,
Now was that so bad? Much better than heads on poles. Thanks for adhering to the Survivor’s Creed on the site.
(I know I know there isn’t LITERALLY a Survivor’s Creed here on the site. Yet. But it is strongly implied and intermittently enforced!)
Persistere persistens,
Seth
Forest moon of Endor or the Sanctuary moon and the location of the last major battle in the Galactic Civil W@r, which would result in the downfall of the Empire and the first d€ath of the Emperor
Tonight’s a new moon right?
Yeah new moon is in approximately 45 minitues
Ravens ok
Raven comes up behind him and kisses him
Smithy:(passes out)
Ok here’s a vile it contains the liquid light of a star. It will always be the to help.
How does one acquire liquid starlight?
By asking anyone who can make it… like me
It’s starting
(growl)
You… make starlight?
I can… but not easily….
Explain…
Sorry, cant. Read Half Breed’s comment blow 😕
Ah…
Here is a Beaker of the liquid star light that forms the wolf constilation of the Orion moons. Making them is a secret.
That was lllooonngggg night! 😕
Hail Half Breed,
A much belated thanks for keeping on. I know it’s a secret but just between you and me and everyone else on the site, how do you harvest/make this liquid starlight from the Wolf? And who usually uses it?
I promise I won’t tell.
Seth
It is a deep dark secret guarded by theacients and watched by mexaconianopolis the creation is as mysterious as the wolf constilation itself.
Here’s a moon card which will triple the power of your transformation.
TOO LATE aargh
I have decided that I will not be leaving anymore, or at least for awhile, so I will be here to offer my advice and help to anyone who needs it. Don’t hesitate to ask me if you need something.
Hello Wolf Princess I would like to know how long have you knowen Bebe? What does she like? What is her favorit flower? Any idea’s how I can save her from a domineering relationship with a creature?
Domineering? Me?
That coming from Mr. “I will have you Bebe, There’s no getting away”?
Are you just oblivious to what the word means or a lunatic?
Don’t bother Arc he’s not worth paying any attention too. I’m back from the fair now and I went shopping at victoria secret I got a cute little lacey red number and scented candles.
As delighted as I may be, I dislike it when you are in danger.
I know he is not worth bothering with, I just don’t like him.
First off, stop being a stalker, Daron. Secondly, awesome mental picture you’ve painted for me, Bebe lol. Just kidding.
A little lacey red number 🙂 I’d love to see that !
What’s wrong with you?
Daron, leave now, or I will be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises… and a fast entrance into H3LL!
No, he needs to stay alive.
Fine… but, he irritates me.
Trust me, I KNOW.
Yeah… so what are we going to do with him? My legal power can’t keep him back.
What happens to him shouldn’t be handed down upon us.
I have the feeling he will understand why he weight of his crimes eventually, when that happens, he would prefer the depths of hell.
No… she would’ve wanted it this way… my wife… to avenge all those who have suffered before… and to help the ones of this generation…
(aims Luger at Daron)
What happens now is up to God and the other good people who choose your fate.
I’m warning you, leave him alive.
Ha you fools I’ll be back. I think I’ll go Bebe hunting. 👿 😈 👿
No… No, Mary would’ve wanted this.
I won’t go against her… she was beautiful… and I will not defy her. Step aside. This ends now, Daron.
(Fires a shot into the ceiling)
You will meet your end tonight, son. Any last words?
No let him live. Just send him to the neitherworld. I’ll take care of him later. Now just time to wriggle around in this. Ah I can feel the membrane breaking…
Someone get me a fish tank please?
Bone head. You can try……
I CAN TRY? No. That’s why I’m not going to leave it up to me.
(pulls out coin)
Heads, you get to keep your head. Tails, not so lucky.
Remember, I’m a paranoid schizophrenic, I’m not afraid to finish you off if you ever come back.
Hello? I don’t think Bebe would want a giant electric eel on her cellar’s floor…
Well, you won’t be seeing her in that.
Why not? Sharing is caring.
Your a p!g!!! I’m going OUT!!! 🙁 🙁 🙁
Aaww play nice Bebe . Ha ha ha 👿
Don’t go Bebe , I got a Leather number you can try on. 😈 .
You don’t let the lunatic title fall easily do you?
Hey man it’s not like Bebe and you are married so she’s still available . Bebe will come to her senses .
Bebe will come to senses before she goes to you? How far do her senses need to dulled?
That’s it. I’ve had enough! Leave now or so help me, God. (loads Luger P08)
This isn’t a game anymore, boy. Leave now or face the consequences!
Oh I’ve only just Started this is fun . Arc tell me does Bebe taste good ? I thought Bebe tasted very good….. Later losers.
It’s funny how you can call us losers, while you walk away with nothing.
Go let that rot in your brain, if it has the mental capability to hold that much information.
I swear to God, I’ll rip you shred from shred if you ever come back, scum. I’m not afraid of some low-lifed bounty hunter from another dimension.
Next time you see Daron throw him in a cold pond. That’ll calm him down incredibly fast.
The next time I see him, he’ll never see anything again.
I got an idea! Throw Daron into a pond with me and I’ll shock him.
Daron is obviously a desperate lunatic, is he honestly worth the time?
I don’t like pointing out that if anyone should want to kiII him, it’s me.
Not if I get to him first!
(Starts slowly wriggling across the floor)
Hahahahaha!
Aaaaawwwww thanks guys can I watch? That creep really f**king fr3aks me out excuse my language. I just don’t like him.
(Speaking in first- person- plural)
No, Dren, we want to k!ll him.
Dren theres a swimming pool down the left hall do not go down the right hall theres nothing there but my……..room. Above all don’t touch the iron door it is cursed.
What is this? A sleepover?
Who knows?
Don’t kiII Daron, that’s not only the easy way out, we are no better than he is by doing such.
😆 No AP I had locked Dren in a plastic cell when he went energy crazy so he would not hurt himself or anyone. Now that Dren’s an electric eel he needs to be in water and as long as he stays away from the iron door down the right hallway he’ll be fine.
(Continuing on in First- Person- Plural)
We don’t do what we want, ARC. We leave it to chance. As we’ve said before fifty-fifty.
Arc your right I sorry. Daron gets my blood boiling and after the Dominc thing last time I’m a little touchy about obsessive men. Daron will get whats comming to him.
Yeah. We hope that when we get there, that he’ll get the tail- end of the coin. Swift Justice.
The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.
UGH! We’re suffering another breakdown! No… no… it can’t be… they couldn’t have… why…? They will pay… But, why… and how… ARGH! WHY US? HAVE WE ANGERED YOU, GOD? OR WAS IT THEE, MARY? Why us? We can’t trust anyone… not even ourselves… stop… AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Sorry AP…
(Delivers 100 volts of electricity into AP)
We’ll k!ill you for that, Dren. We don’t take kindly to violence against us!
Go ahead and try…
Oh no, Dren. We’re not going to try. It depends on the coin.
(draws out coin and flips it; it lands on heads)
It’s a good day for you.
Flip a coin for me, I want to see what will happen!
It’s not a coin. It’s the coin and it came up bad. We’re sorry.
(fires a single round)
Fire more please.
You know a bullet losses it velocity after 3 feet of water. I’m 10 feet under. Here come step in the pool… 😉
Damn, ARC, great catch! Haha!
Go back to taking care of Crystal!!!
Look… There’s something I learned throughout my days… Sometimes choosing life… Is just choosing a more painful form of death… So choosing life isn’t always right… But taking your own life isn’t the answer either… I can’t remember how many times I thought that if I weren’t alive, people would be better off. Until I realized there was someone who did need me. Mutt… Chauntelle… Alex… Ashpaw… Everyone…! They needed me…….. And I needed them… Not to live… But to want to live…
So Arghana… Don’t feel the way that you do, because beating yourself up or taking it out on other people isn’t going to help anybody. It’s not gonna bring back Mary. And even if it does, do you even think that she would enjoy knowing the extent you went to to save her? Knowing that you became a shadow of your former self to save her?
Arghana… It’s you’re choice, really. Will you try to save the people who have already moved onto a better place? Or will you help the people that need you RIGHT NOW? Bebe clearly needs you. And… I know that someday we’ll all need you.
Sorry, for now.
This is goodbye…
PS: I… I think I might’ve met Mary before… I think…
Hail Stigma,
Thanks for supporting survival. Sometimes it’s all we can do and sometimes it’s just enough.
People laugh at my slogan but it’s really true – with survival everything is still possible.
Thanks for keeping on and keeping up the good fight.
Seth
I need a place to stay. i have made a doppelganger to take my place at home so i can focus fully on my magic. it will only be for a while until i finish building my on home in the amazon.
Hello Seth, monsters and other creatures I’m not sure if I’m doing this right I hope you all get this. I am Katsunes real sister Tracy at around 2am this morning the girl who played Katsune passed away in a car accident she was 17. My sister always talked about Seth On Survival and called you guys her secret family. I and my family would like to thank you all for letting Katsune ( Emily) into your community. God bless you all. Tracy
this is extremely sad news, may the goddess bless her soul and may the gods songs be vibrant and sweet.
I told Seth this about 7 months ago why not travel to outrun the moon??
Raven walks in
I’m outside ravens house
Raven opens door smithy kneels down raven will u Marry me (opens a small box)
I told Seth this about 7 months ago why not travel to outrun the moon??
Raven walks in
I’m outside ravens house
Raven opens door smithy kneels down raven will u Marry me (opens a small box)
Wait! Is this for reals? What papers obitu@ry would have this? We seriously lost a survivor?
May your soul fined peace Katsune May the lord and lady watch over you . May your family be bless. Katsune will be missed.
My condolences Tracy. We only knew your sister for a short time, but in that time I could tell that she was a good person. I’m sorry for your loss, and may she rest in peace.
Tracy, may God himself guide you and your sister’s spirit. She is one of the most worthy of Heaven- bound souls ever to walk the Earth.
Anima eius et animæ omnium fidelium defunctorum per Dei misericordiam requiescant in pace.Requiem æternam dona ei, Domine.
Et lux perpetua luceat ei. Requiescat in pace. Amen. Tracy, excuse me if you are not Catholic, it’s just that this is how I show my respect.
I’m sorry Tracy. I wish I could help.
I’m not having this casts a spell katsunes babies are resurrected I’m sry dren I only have enough power for them I have to wait 1 day but katsune is in LIMBO she has as I’ve said before 3 hours before whoever u believe in but I’m saying god to take them to the spirit world I’m sry but u need the babies it’s what she would have wanted. I got away from the manticores and I’m heading to wolf princess its business
Well he’s right I’ve got area 51 troops chasin me but scythe when I find u ur muffin!!
(Raven stops Smithy from leaving the house)
Raven: Youre not going anywhere, silly.
Smithy: Aww crap did I get u-
Raven: No. Thank God not yet. Its a new moon. We’re not going anywhere. The hunters will be out tonight and we wouldn’t get out in time.
Smithy: All of the hunters are witches, so we just put a curse on every witch-
Raven: Sweetheart, that would kill me and mostly Bebe, poisonjaffa, Alex and other people who are witches.
Smithy: Umm, stop cutting me off. Anyway, I smell popcorn.
Raven: Who the he’ll cares! (Raven couches over and clutches the table, muscles pulsing growling/yelling)- Smithy smithy smithysmithysmithysmithysmithysmithy! G-God h-help me.
Smithy: Raven, calm down (Raven’s transformation increases) stop kidding around (howl from Raven) Ok, not fooling around. Umm…what the he’ll do I do…the Crib of course!
(Smithy struggles to get Raven to stand. They then walk downstairs to the crib and he locks her in, runs upstairs and grabs the muffins, and gives them to Raven.) I don’t understand?! How does she shift and I don’t! Raven’s almost fully transformed! Go to go get muffins! Be right back, Raven!
Raven: (ina growl) No! Don’t leave. I’m almost fully transformed- *howl*
Smithy: (from upstairs) Aww crap!
U lay one finger on bebe again Darin and I’m goin to argh (growl howl) aaaaargrrrrgghhhh
T.hank.s Smithy….
Don`t bother thanking smithy, he`ll be de@d soon.
You mentioned me?
I’m going to take some time off and get my head straight. This was unexpected. See y’all in a couple of weeks.
May God be with you as well, Dren.
Raven will u??… 😎 😉 marry me?
He is here. Zyboragon has failed to contact the time travellers.
ARC is terrified.
It’s time, come here.
Stay away from him take me insted .
No… You can’t take Bebe… she’s in love with ARC… leave them both and take me!
Arc I’ll Stay with you no matter what happeneds . I’m very scared too . I won’t leave you Arc.
You can’t have him (stands in front of Arc) he is needed here. I’ll go with you spare him please . I’ll do anything don’t take my Arc Please.
Scythe go home! You know as well as I do that I have stuff on you that could send you to jail for 9 lifetimes. What’s up ARC?
I have no fear of this jail you talk about.
I have no interest in taking Bebe either.
ARC is obsessed with a trinket I use, it’s a lure.
Preventing him from reaching me will only cause him to become hostile.
Your choice.
I don’t think you understand. Okay, fool, listen up. YOU, that’s the being that you are, CAN’T HAVE ARC, the cyborg you’re after, BECAUSE BEBE, the woman that you’re apparently not after, LOVES HIM! And if you think that you’re going to take me down, try me! I dare you!
I don’t need to take you down, you’re insignificant.
Since I already possess ARC’s soul, I do believe I’ve already succeeded.
The body is empty and angry, it’s nothing more than a puppet being pulled.
You’re going to pay. You’ve made the wrong man angry today, sir. You stole ARC’s soul… AND NOW YOU’RE SOUL IS MINE! COME AND GET IT!
Pathetic, I am an essence of Zyboragons soul, you probably just took his.
Pity isn’t it? You just kiIIed the one person who knows how to stop me.
No. I don’t believe in ending a life. I’ve suffered through my life, but I’m not about to let someone else’s life take the same toll. You must misunderstand. I don’t care about ARC. I just want Bebe to be happy. In fact I think that ARC is nothing more than an emotionless cyborg. But, she loves him… so return his soul before I destroy you and send you into the abyss. I I don’t fear de@th, I embrace it!
Humorous speech.
Humorous… You know what would be humorous…? YOU’RE HEAD AT THE END OF A POLE! COME AND FIGHT ME IF YOU ARE NOT A SPINELESS COWARD! YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LIFE OF A FRIEND! ONLY ONE OF US LEAVES THIS! COME AND BATTLE WITH ME UNLESS THOU FEAR ME!
Even more humorous.
Are you going to battle me or do you just wish to talk…? It seems more like you want a cup of tea than a sword. That shows weakness. I’m a Shadow Elemental and I’ve served in two World Wars. I’m not the slightest bit afraid of you! Come, fight me. We shall see who is the better combatant!
Good bye Arc (falls to the floor) I’m so cold I’m not sure what to do now, sssooo cold. 🙁
You’re giving up so easily? Pathetic.
Oh dear, looks like I’ve made a mistake, why did I call ARC’s lifeless body to me? Should anyone decide to FOLLOW HIM, they will find my secret lair. Oh, the humiliation!
Hello old friend. We Both have experienced drastic changes…
Where Arc goes I go too. I ‘ll do anything for Arc.
He can’t be dead. No one dies on my watch. *sends out waves of energy in an attempt to bring Zyboragon back* guys… I… *passes out. Heart staring to stop beating*
Hmph. Zyboragon is going to be pissed that he didn’t talk using his own device. Dragon pride, Tsk.
Being an essence of his soul, even I was slightly annoyed.
*heart starts up again* I’m the one who had heart troubles. I never speak for anyone else. I speak for myself and let everyone else Add lib off of that. As far as I know Zyboragon hasn’t said anything yet. And my healing ability didn’t help anything.
So before anybody attacks him *turn into a metal werewolf* Half Breed would like to know what it is you have.
Ha! A metal werewolf, how dull.
Let me check my list.
Nope, nobody else is on here, shame.
I have what I need here, farewell.
*changes into a green wolf* check under VIP I should be on there. You know my name.
…oh no green wolf form..a dangerous development indeed…
Hey Seth how’ve you been dude?
My papers fail to hold your name Half Breed, this could just be an error.
Please fill out a form that tells us if you have any other possible identies, if this error falls under code 233 you could be liable to receive ten thousand currency of your choice.
CHECK THIS LIST! (Swings sword at Scythe)
Keep swinging, go ahead.
How about you fight back, coward.
I’m on the clock, I can’t participate in personal issues.
Well then, I guess you’ll have to work OVERTIME!
Whelp, you can’t even hit me. You’re not worth the time.
Here try looking for the invisible ink. Oh and here is a list of all my three trillion alias’s
We have you on record but you have no penalty. It says we owe you some money.
I’ll have an agent send it to you immediately.
What??? But what about that egg of zyboragon’s egg that I blew up?
It’s not in our files, describe the event please.
It’s fairly simple. I had one of the eggs in a workshop of mine (I was trying to protect it) well I lit a match and my hole workshop exploded. My stuff was still good but the egg was just goo.
No. Your records are clean.
I apologize you’re having trouble.
I do have job to do and shall not be sticking around here forever.
Good day.
Just one question. Why ARC? I mean why not someone else? What did he do?
The goal may be survival, but everyone has to go eventually.
ARC wasn’t even supposed to exist. It’s only natural that he would end up on my list.
And what of me Scythe? I should have dięd about fourteen times. Am I on your list?
According to the notes, your time will be up soon. It would do me no good to claim your soul because after you are kiIIed a certain rival will want it.
What separates this time from all the others is the fact that no cyborg clones can interfere.
So I can’t tempt you to trade my soul for ARC’s. Is there any other bargain that can be struck?
I’m soon about to gain all the souls I could possibly ever want, no deals.
I have left holes in my plan to see if there’s a worthy challenge, other than that, your entire planet is going to be wiped clean.
It’s what needs to happen for the next batch of organisms that shall inhabit your world.
The truth is, earth is nothing more than an experiment.
Take mine free Arc this world needs him. I’ll do anything just free him.
or how about this. i challenge scythe to a duel, the prize being my soul if he wins and if i win he has to give arc back and i get to be reaper.
No poisonjaffa thats very generous but I think it’s my fault for falling in love with Arc and I must be the one to correct it .
no bebe, i will face him. im stronger than i used to be
No poisonjaffa I did this if I had’nt cared or showen my feelings for Arc his programing wouldn’t of bin broken, if I could bring him back even if he had lost all his memory , feelings, and emotions I could live with it. As long as we where friends and he was alive I’ll be happy. There has to be away I could save him. I must do this . But thank you.
No! Take me… as I said before, just take me and return ARC’s soul… I have been at death’s door before… I was a German fighter pilot, TAKE MY SOUL! Return Arc’s…
No! Take me… as I said before, just take me and return ARC’s soul… I have been at de@th’s door before at a number of 21 times… before I met any of you… Back when I was a German fighter pilot, I got shot down, beaten, tortured, got violently ill with pneumonia, nearly froze, got hit meeting a Russian battalion. TAKE MY SOUL! Return Arc’s…
Holes? Organisms? Wait! You want to ki|| us?!? Hold the phone! Your going to ki|| me?!? TRY IT!!! ❗ I’m invulnerable buster! I’m gonna have fun! Hey wait a second! *i turn into the rainbow werewolf* Zyboragon *I start to send out healing energies* Zyboragon *the energies stretch out across the globe looking for Zyboragon* Zyboragon *my heart beat starts to stop* Zyboragon, Zyboragon, ZYBORAGON!! *The energies disappear as my heart stops and I pass out*
😯 😯 😯 …
Hi Dren looks like you need a hug (hugs you) well I might as well go home and get my garden started it will keep me distracted then back to work tomorrow I’ve got a huge sale starting friday and lots to do. See you around Dren.
Bebe do you want company ? I can help you with your garden.
Ha, a bit of a stalker, oui?
Thanks Daron but I need to be alone for awhile, gardening helps me to relax and keeps me from thinking about what has happend with everything today.
Dren, I’m here if you need to talk man to man, oui. Also, I found a pic from when I was by my plane.
Ok…
I just don’t know how to post it… I even have my Iron Cross on!
I have no idea. All I know us de@th…
I don’t know. But I know I must leave. I am a bringer of de@th
No your not you can’t control life you live it. Look at everyone here we all lost love ones . Your strong and You’ll find someone it takes time , just like I know I’ll find someone some day . Your friends believe in you Dren. God bless you.
Someones really de@d though. It’s not a matter of love, it’s a matter of reality!
its not your fault dren.
Yes it happened and it’s very very sad I will miss her too , but your here now and your friends need you. I just lost my very best friend last week the only link to real family I had left . You guys on SOS are the only family I now have . You and the rest of the SOS are what keeps me sane. Sure I have friends and employees but I lost all my real family on 9/11 and now the only best friend I had is gone. Try finding someone when you work 12 to 14 hours a day 6 day’s a week. Dren she would want you to be happy and to carry on .
I’m not saying I loved her, I’m just saying that someone I knew is de@d…
I know sorry I tend to rant .
Don’t be.
Okay, okay, okay just wait one minute. Scythe, who are you and what EXACTLY do you want? Two, I really want to know why I was on ARC’s ignore list rather than his friends.
Okay, okay, okay just wait one minute. Scythe, who are you and what EXACTLY do you want? Two, I really want to know why I was on ARC’s ignore list rather than his friends.
A not to Half Breed: Dont try to revive people like that. You just barely dìed because you did not have enough energy. Someone who has been in the void, requires even more.
On that note, has anyone seen a star with a sort of bluish green liquid held in a vial in the center? Its an important artifact, and someone stole it……
If something happened to it, something very bad will happen. I mean apocolypse bad.
I believe I saw a vile blob of energy consume an object like that.
If thats true, we are all screwed -_-
Scythe, i challenge you to a dual to the de@th. for this competition you shall be made mortal but retain all your powers. the prize is my soul if you win and if i win he has to give arc back and i get to be reaper.
That’s foolish. I can die facing him, I have lived my purpose. Scythe, remember when we first met, and I was a goblin who let zeus enter his body. Ha! Those were the days…
I have changed now. Fight me instead…
no. i will notdie. last time scythe was here he said that iwill notdie for quite a few years.
No Dren you have a purpose and others still need you if Scythe agrees and signs my contract everyone will be safe from him and from me I caused this mess it’s my fault for Arc’s program malfunctioning and I’m willing to suffer the consequence….Dren, Poisonjaffa don’t throw your lives away for my mistakes live to help those that need you both and for those that will need you in the future.
I stand by my challenge bebe. This is more than a battle for arc for me, it’s a way of proving myself.
Scythe would you agree to a contract you may have souls but how many are willing ones. If you and I sign a contract to release Arc I’ll agree to do anything a slave, minion anything and I will do it willingly. Just leave Arc whole and intact as well as my friends unharmed and safe from anything that will cause them harm from me or you and then I’ll do anything you say. What do you have to lose since as you say we will be wiped off the earth anyway it’s a win/win for you.
Everybody! ENOUGH!!! It’s obvious to me that he has a mission to complete! I’m sorry to everyone but I’m pretty sure that since, if I read correctly, ARC is from the future. He will be back.
Think, if arcs soul was taken now, he never existed in the future.
No cause we are his future. If he came from the future to the past logic dictates that he’s still alive in whatever time he came from.
No cause we are his future. If he came from the future to the past logic dictates that he’s still a|ive in whatever time he came from.
I know a spell that can summon Scythe. It’s difficult though, with a lot of rare ingriedients.
Well then let’s get started, I’ll send out my slaves to gather them from all over the world
Hey scythe I will battle u! If I win u bring back there souls and go back to where u came from and if u win u keep there souls u can stay here and finish me off deal!? 👿
Hey guys scythe can be beaten with angels tears I’ve got them in darts in my gun ok scythe we will shoot at each other until the death
You may try to summon me, which is real of us three?
Scythe: You may try to summon me, which is real of us three?
Scythe: You may try to summon me, which is real of us three?
Scythe: Get to the door, there’s more than four!
Scythe: You’re not alive till five.
Scythe: We are a mix of six.
I’ll summon the Scythe I knew. The spell uses a, let’s say Toten which slows me to summon the real Scythe, the one I knew before he went all weird reaper.
Do what you think you can. Tell me, what do you plan on doing after you summon me? You won’t even be able do anything!
It would be a shame, considering Bebe is so close to finishing his awakening.
ARC’s awakening, I should specify.
Yes and I know my enemies. This is a trap. And your wrong I’ll be able to bind you to this spot, if only for a short time. So, veni ad me Scythe!
Try again.
Wait a minute…. I asked for basil!!! Not aregano!!! Now all i’ve done is summoned a beehive!!!
The bee, a wonderful creature. Hold onto to the hive, you’ll need it for your awakening.
I’m quite awake thanks. Besides what are you going to do with it? Make Ofilia get stung a thousand times or something?
Good, you are finally catching on.
Exactly, if I have ARCs soul, how does he come from the future?
Mysterious indeed.
One thousands steps must she take, drink the nectar of the lake, if the soul is meant to be, you’ll just have to wait and see.
I’ll take a trillion steps drink the lake and wait for as long as it takes. Arc where are you?
Please, your wasting your time.
No soul ever returns unless the seal is broken, show the soul exactly what it wants.
Every soul wants to be loved and freed, so I give Arc my endless love and to see the light and come back to me. Arc follow my voice come back to me.
Very well.
Take this axe and cut an arm off, cry into the lake until your eyes fall out.
To gain what’s lost you must lose what you gain.
I will cut off your arm and cry till I’m blind and can’t see Arc come back to me.
Allow me to take your other arm, then when you can’t see I will push you into the lake.
You shall drown.
I am blind cut away and drownd me.
Have your sight back, have your arms back.
Giving up the ability to give up sight and touch is no easy feat.
The awakening shall begin shortly.
And ARC will come back normal? Or ęvil?
You’ll find out soon enough.
Becuase unless I am very much mistaken he is from the future. Sontechnically we are his future. Him di€ing is his future not his past.
ARCs existence is being erased. Tick Tock, not much time left on the clock.
Arc come back to me, come back and be freed, do this now follow me for my love is strong and I love thee.
*my voice floats on the wind towards you* guys… help… why can’t I move? Why isn’t my heart beating?… I’m d€ad aren’t I? Oh great! Well at least my would is ripe for the picking.
No your not d3ad just frozen I’ll try to reverse it.
Element of fire burning bright,
I call you here with me insight,
Fulfill this magick for just for me,
Unfreeze thy Half Breed,
So mote it be.
There that should reverse the spell you should be able to move again. Are you alright?
M*my voice floats on the wind again* no I think I used up all of my energy trying to bring Zyboragon back. Hold on hey my hearts beating again!
I told you, stop trying that! If your going to try that again, try and get me and bebe to help, or you can help me find my lost star and do it by yourself….
Your lost star.. . It wouldn’t happen to be about as big as a bread box and green with a light pulaing from it would it?
Let’s see..
ARC’s awakening is starting.
Do not disturb me or he might come back with two heads.
I shall now begin reading from the book of wrights, granted that it may be an awful pun, it shall get this awakening started.
Hi guys I got ARC back I found him outside studying wildlife he wasn’t taken at all! And now I’m goin to kick ur ass scythe!!
Who is this imbecile disturbing the wrights?
He made me miss a word, now ARC might come back as a snake or a bat.
Someone get him out of here before he causes any more problems!
From the lake, the awakened shall rise.
Whether its joy or demise, my work here is done.
Goodbye.
Arc arise come to me Arc I am here for you find your way I’ll be waiting. 🙂
Audi nos smithy.
I am the only true bringer of de@th… AP is no longer here… ONLY SCARECROW! YOU ALL HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR ITSELF! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s right, I, Doctor Johnathan Crane, have ridded Agharna Phellan of life and alerted Area 51 of your current whereabouts! AHAHAHAHAHA!
You were all too busy protecting one of your members to save one of your most valuable assets… that’s right, Agharna Phellan wasn’t insane, we put codes in his head when we captured him. He knew how to bring an end to all Area 51 members, but it’s too late now! AHAHAHAHAHA! What a waste… he even wasted his last sentence saying, ” Please, don’t let Bebe’s soul be lost.” Oh, I did tell you that was the deal right? His life for the soul of another. HA! He actually thought I would save her if he let me end him. What a waste of flesh. Ahahahahaha!
No one cares.
Do not speak to me so arrogantly, fool. I won’t tolerate it from a failure.
Yet you forgot something… You should have taken care of me first. I am the weakness in your chain. I am the shadow…
Your members will di€ one by one, until I feel I should end your suffering…
You do not scare me nor am I suffering. I just wiped the planet clean of your friend. And you are no shadow, nor shall anything happen to Area 51 members. We have a high and dry mission established to occur in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… say your prayers, disgusting filth.
Oh I see where your going with this. Guess you family’s going bye-bye…
I think Mr. “Not Orginal Name” needs to take a nap. He seems a wee bit fussy.
” Mr. Not Original name.” Really? HA! I SCOFF AT YOU!
Pathetic comeback.
Now what will I fight. My inner swordsman is lacking the attention it deserves!
You won’t fight anything. You are oathetic and thrive on love. You do not understand bloodlust or my research. And now that AP’s out’ve the way nothing will stop my organization from destroying you all.
The only failure around here is you.
I’ve succeeded in all my plans, can you say the same?
Mind you, that question was retorical, you’ve never tasted success in your pitiful life.
So many files about you, you wan
t in with A51 because you’re frightened. Pathetic.
If anything, you are not worthy of talking to me, go back to crawling worm.
You’re a fumbling fool. You are not worthy to speak to me. You are nothing, but an ant awaiting the moment of reckoning. You and all the rest of the survivors of this site are pathetic. You cower that the task that I have completed of ridding the world of your friend. And you are nothing more than pimple on the face of the Earth. Leave my comments to the rest of the survivors, nave, or I shall strike you down as well.
HA! You fools actually thought you would win, but that’s pathetic. I’ll be leaving now. My target and all of his friends are gone. I have prevailed and I will go on to fight another day.
Well SCARECROW I have yet to see scythe one more evil plot and I’m goin green wolf
SMITHY STOP STEALLING MY IDEAS!
I’ve never seen a more foolish person in my life.
Says ” The Grim Reaper.”
Says “Guy who can’t make his own name and uses a batman characters name and displays the same general behavior after showing signs of ignorance and crazed compulsion”.
For the record, learn your facts, The reaper takes your souls when it’s your time, he doesn’t restore restore broken souls.
Proves how ignorant you are.
You probably won’t realize I typed restore twice.
Wow, congratulations on finally figuring out the fact that I used the name of the Dr. Crane from Batman. I applaud you. Here have a gold star. Haha. And I don’t care.
Yes “finally”.
Tell me, do you like showing me your ignorance or do you let it out naturally?
It’s not pathetic. It’s true. None of you twits could figure out the identity I’m under until now. So, what do you fear the most? Hahahahahahaha!
>.> I’ll admit you use the lines well.
Still pretty lame though.
Well thank you. He’s my favorite. But unfortunately, I already gave your locations to Area 51 and your friends aren’t alive to help so unless you have a backup army in store, I’d suggest running. They plan to go full force and rip you all apart. Well, what’s left of you anyways. And since I’ve given you information on them, I can’t go back. I only joined them because I wanted revenge on those who tortured me.
I’m alive…
Ha, you guys actually thought that was Dr. Crane? No it’s Agharna Phellan, and I haven’t seen the real Crane in a month. Oh, and can someone tell me how to post an enlarged picture.
Hail AP or CL whichever you now prefer:
Thanks for keeping on. For security reasons, to post an enlarged photo you have to email it to me and I will add it to your post. Please send I’m happy to post.
Seth
PS – What happened to your old shoes again?
Fair enough. You’ll have to excuse my lack of being kiIIed, it’s impossible.
However, the souls could be used for the abyssal rift, I think I might stay around.
Damn. You got my hopes up, I need the raise.
Ha… well, if you return Bebe’s soul, you can have mine. It’s kinda my way of paying back an old favor.
Oh, I located a guy with the exact name and silenced his mother…
Return her eyes so that she may see him. Return her arms so that she may wrap them around him. Give her the opportunity to continue on with her love in this life. The opportunity I never had.
I finally found out my real name. It’s Ikiryō Chosokabe.
That’s amazing. My profile picture is me standing in front of my ME109 Fighter.
I never thought I’d meet another survivor, but here I am with an ally I never knew I’d have. (extends hand to shake)
My name is Cahin Loupe.
I never took Bebe’s soul, her willingness to help ARC was rewarded.
I only take broken souls, lost souls and the souls of Ethervein.
Bebe is waiting for ARCs return. Shouldn’t be much longer now.
I’ve seen his new being, quite horrifying actually. Least his morality tips towards good.
(Shakes hand) Now we have business we need to attend to…
(Gestures to the chair in front of me.)
Scythe… You are welcome to participate in this meeting, if you are so inclined.
(Sits) So, gentleman, what is our first order of business.
Van Helsing. I have a lead…
I think his base of opperations is on North Brother Island. I had an ally go there a month ago. I haven’t heard from him since.
Van Helsing? This maybe a private meeting but I want in.
I will participate. I have very little to do on earth.
Van Helsing? That monster hunter who got thrashed by Zyboragon?
The very same. He’s back and working with A51
He is allergic to lavender, Zyboragon used it to make him have a sneezing fit.
It probably humiliated him.
When are they not working with area 51…. What? Who are? Okay fine. Excuse me but I must depart. If I’m not back in 2 hours…… Well inform Ice and tell him, Robert Frost.
The rift is here, I must return home.
ARC will arise eventually, someone might want to check on Bebe, her location gets extremely cold at night.
I must go home as well. I need to defend the city I live in from criminals who dare cross the line.
And I am going to my apartment in Tokyo.
Thank you AP but not to worry I’m a demonic vampire my arm and eye’s have come back if he had cut off my head then I would of bin dust.
Two roads diverged in a wood an I –
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
That Robert Frost?
Ice! Mutt told me to tell you Robert Frost!
Robert Frost? Oh putz!
Who’s woods are these,
I think I know,
his house is in the village though,
he will not see me stopping here,
to watch his woods fill up with snow,
my little horse must think it queer,
to stop without a farmhouse near,
between the woods and frozen lake,
the darkest evening of the year,
he gives his harnest bells a shake,
to ask if there is some mistake,
the only other sounds a sweep,
of easy wind and downy flake,
the woods are lovely dark and deep,
but I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.
He uses that poem to describe the place he goes when he dįes. It means he’s dęad, but he’ll try to return.
I kno-w a bit of hi-ss work. Good poe-et…
I kn-ow plent-ey about Mutt but wha-tt about y-ou?
I am from the future. I was the only genetic Hybrid. I am invunerable to sunlight, silver, vervain, wolfsbane, and I literally heal faster than blood can flow out of my skin. I’m almost impossible to kįll although dęcapitation might work, I don’t know.
Ni-ce…
Not even. Think about being tørtured. Now think of how it would feel if an ęvil dragon could tear pieces off only to have them regrow in five seconds. Infinite tørture. Not Fun.
How often did Zanthre get to do that?
Only when he captured me…… So too many times.
I’m sor…
I’m sor…
I seem incapable of saying I’m sor…
I apol… Erg, this is frustrating. I lack the ability to say anything to show remorse.
I’m sor…
Well, I’m sure you know what I’m trying to say, I want to say it, but I can’t. Gargoyles must be menaces if they can’t say anything to show remorse.
Hail Arc,
Is this your attempt to apologize for dropping Bebe?
If so may I suggest in place of an apology you go back to pick her up? Or at least dial 9-1-1 and give her coordinates to a friendly operator?
Just saying.
Oh okay. It seems she’s okay back here. Did somebody go back in time to pick her up? Apologies if I have misunderstood something here.
(Note “apology” here. In place of the S word. Hey it works. Not like I’m the one who DROPPED somebody!)
Seth
It’s not your fault. It’s mine, I could’ve helped Zanthre. But I didn’t spot the darkness in him until it was to late. It’s my fault, and I must endure, with it.
The Arc from your time was just as incapable of seeing it.
I didn’t drop Bebe, I wouldn’t do that. 👿
Yes but that ARC was more of a mentor then a friend. All three of us Me, Zanthre, and Baine, being trained to help the older generation protect this planet. It worked out so well, untill it didn’t.
I would never drop Bebe!
Hail Ice,
Thanks for keeping on and elevating the general tone around here once again. Did you know Mr. Frost at all?
Seth
I’m from the future…… So no. I’m pretty sure Mutt once went back and met him but I’ve never had any desire to go back in time any further. I get the infamous, Time-lag.
I will also come. And I’d apriciate it if no one took my soul *cough Scythe cough* though I realize if it’s my time I’ll most likely have little choice.
Is your soul broken, lost or one of Etherveins?
No? You’ll be fine then.
I only take lives, not souls…
Where am I? Why am I not taking in my usual manner?
Welcome back ARC. Scythe… Changed you…
My reading ability has suffered, I cannot think straight, it’s unusual, even when I was a golem I didn’t have feel this.
I’ve never had a single true thought until now, it’s intoxicating.
What have I become?
Scythe did this? Why? How?
My entire life, it’s like I’ve never lived until this very moment. Golems portrayed emotions but they were Rick and had no feeling.
There’s a lake, my reflection should tell me what I am.
If I’m a gargoyle, won’t I turn into stone if exposed to sunlight?
What happens if I turn into stone? Will I just be stuck in one place forever?
ARC YOUR BACK!!! You’ve changed and your back. I missed you so much.
What is the pain in my stomach region?
What does it mean?
It means your hungry and if sun light turns you to stone night will turn you back (hugs and kisses you)I missed you so much Arc. 🙂 🙂 🙂
let’s go hunting I need to feed I’m so tired and weak.
I’ve never hunted. How do I do this?
How do I eat? What do I eat?
When? Why? So many new ideas. It’s maddening.
I will show you and teach you how. You don’t need to eat humans but you can eat animals I’ll stay with you and try to show you everything. Your so handsome as a gargole and cute too. Others may not think so but I do. your camouflage is to keep you hidden during the day pepole scare far to easily.
Well, thank you Bebe.
I know what camouflage does, I’m unsure how I use it, I don’t know what this camouflage will appear to be.
You think gargoyles are handsome? Interesting.
You beings of open minds have cursed thought processes, random thoughts are appearing with no organization!
I have no idea what to do!
Thats ok you’ll get use to your thoughts. Wow I’m exhusted, Arc you could of came back as a mud puddle and I would still find you handsome and cute. I got to sit down I can’t move much right now (drops to the ground)I sorry Arc I’m just so tired.
I’m full of energy, I used to fly with my angelic wings when I was a cyborg.
I think I can pick you up, where should we go?
Yes, I can fly us around a bit, it’s a good thing you’re lightweight.
I don’t think gargoyles can lift too much.
That reminds me, I really need to get some new shoes.
You’re quite the joker aren’t you?
Quick answer on the sunlight thing…
Gargoyles are beings of daylight. They’re camouflage is some of the best I have seen. You will not die, or turn to stone. However gargoyles traditionally hunt at night, attacking lone victims and devouring them in alleyways.
Camouflage? What camouflage?
Lone victims in alleyways? I feed on humans?
Camouflage is when you blend into your surroundings. Gargoyles fit perfectly in gothic architecture.
You don’t nessicarly have to feed on humans. It’s the preference of the hunter. Most gargoyles make the decision to eat humans. Not all, but most…
That doesn’t make me feel better, okay..maybe a little, but most? That doesn’t bide well.
I can see in the dark, I don’t have to switch to night vision anymore, I can see pulses, the pulses of hearts beating. Amazing.
Now I’m suddenly thinking..the name Arc doesn’t seem to suit me anymore.
I’ve never seen this color before, what’s that smell?
No organized thoughts is maddening but magnificent.
Life as a living creature is beautiful isnt it. I think you’re going to-
(Groans)
Krait is final-y morph-ing with me. Lo-ong overdu-e…
Smithy: Raven’s attacking her muffins. God, she’s carving something into the wall. It says: “Arc, what’s your new name?”
… and now Raven obviously in wolf form taken to carving communications in walls?…
Raven: I didn’t carve anything in the wall. I guess I was just clawing at it and I spelled something out. Seth, how have you been.
Smithy: Yeah, how have you been?
Raven: I need to email you. I umm…am having some problems.
Bebe, I’m going to fly us to Zyboragons lair.
I just saw him fly by, he will be overjoyed to see us.
Hi ARC ^_^
Greeting ARC, nice to see you well and……. Um healthy? Yeah and you know with a pulse.
Hello.
It’s unusual, having a pulse.
Allow me some time to adjust, I’ll assist with anything as soon as I can.
Just as-k if you (groan) nee-ed anyth-ing…
Whats wrong Dren?
I’m fi-inding seren-ity. I can fina-lly move on.
I know what it feels like. I have died before.
Hail Alex,
Dren appears to be suffering from some dreaded dash disorder related to a transformation brought on by somebody named KRAIT. I’m still looking into it.
Thanks for bringing it to our attention.
Seth
Dren: Krait (groan) is the wra-ith that live-ss in my bod-ey…
Krait:
Let me explain, Dren seems to be in pain… When Dren summoned the Tsunami to fight AP, he and Bebe went to the neitherworld. Only the wraiths chose Dren as they’re champion. Everything that’s happened was training for him.
Drens life on SOS is akin to that of a caterpillar. His egg cycle was his goblin form. A caterpillar stage was when he was a griffin. Now as I speak, Dren’s body is slowly forming an egg shell-like cocoon. Dren will die repeatedly. But I will make sure he lives.
Dren: Huh?
Gargoyles must be picky eaters because I can’t seem to stomach anything, if anyone has any ideas what types of food gargoyles prefer, I would be most appreciative.
Preferably, food that isn’t human.
Steak? Fish? Snails? Hey lots of gargoyels in France. Maybe there’s a reason.
I didn’t like any of the beef products, fish aren’t exactly filling and I have no desire to eat a snail.
I think it might he the buildings, it would be easy to hide and feed on humans in France. I’d rather stay away from those gargoyles personally.
Arc you could eat people who are evi! . The world is full of really bad people you be doing the human race a service protecting the good and eating the bad.
Mnmm what happend I must fallen asleep . Where am I? Oh that’s right I was talking and flying with Arc then blackness. I must be at Zyboragons place . Where is everyone? I hope Zyboragon got something to eat.
I hope Zyboragon doesn’t mind me crashing here tonight . I’m still so tired.
Hello Bebe I am Glad your ok and Arc is as well. Tell me what made you love a creature like Arc. It’s not his looks then what?
Oh! Daron I did’nt know anyone was here Arc and Zyboragon I think are with the guys. It’s not any of your busness why I love Arc I just do.
Just wondering. Bebe you look so pale and tired let me help you. (grabs you holds you down and bites you . You fall unconscious . Picks you up and leaves a bomb to go off) now my dear your mine (cuts arm and drips blood down your throat) when you wake You’ll be totally in my power . Bebe your mine all mine.
WTF ??? .
I have little knowledge of my power, so Zyboragon said he would would get you.
Ha Whats the matter Arc lost something like…….Bebe. Bebe tastes very good indeed to bad you’ll never get the chance to find out.
And now by saying that, you are officially boned.
Ca-Can I ki-ill him this time?
I think ARC.. or Arc actually, would prefer to end this.
Oh o-okay… I’m just going… Going to fall asle-
(Thud)
Arc why would you care your back what can you give Bebe, Well look at your self a ugly creature do you really think Bebe can love you forever. Can you even say love to anyone or even feel love I can and so will Bebe she will have no choice. Think Arc can you even have relations with Bebe do you think she will stay? What kind of life can you give her? I need Bebe to keep my race alive what do you have really to live for?
Your a dirty fi!thy Bas&ard I don’t like you. I hope Arc k!pls you.
How dare you talk to me like that(slap)now be a good girl and sit the f@c@ down. Don’t get me mad Bebe.
You’re right, I can’t give her what she deserves, even if she can’t love me, she will always be my friend. I can say I love her, Bebe is what I have to live for, if it’s not meant to be, it’s not, but what if it is? No one can say.
BLAH BLAH BLAH !!!
And you say I’ll never grow up.
😆
Oh, I read that wrong because of your lack of grammar.
Fine take her she’s damage goods anyway what a waste this site is. All of you can go F%C% YOUR SELF!!!
No, if that’s a hobby you particate you in you can go ahead and exploit your weird pastime, but the rest of us here shant be joining you or be taking action in that vile way, make sure you don’t let the browser hit you on your way out.
Good one ^_^
Yes that was a good one ARC.
that was really funny Arc, couldnt have done it better myself.
Thank you.
I’m reasonable, Daron, you can either return Bebe or I can follow her scent, you will be easily followed, I can outmaneuver you, I’m also fast enough to catch you without you even realizing what happened.
Decide.
Must… Must… I must tell you someth-
(thud)
Why should I? You outmaneuver me mmmm can you smell under water?
I smell your entire being, even spirit.
Water may camouflage your physical scent, but I can pick up the scent of your being anytime.
Daron get away from me don’t touch me don’t even look at me you sickle.
Bebe your not his he does not love you. Can’t you see that and he never will grow up and face the facts your to good for him.
I’m unsure of what I can accomplish, but Bebe has faith in me.
Daron, face me.
If I’m not worthy enough for her, you’ll win. If you win, you’ll be able kiII an “ugly” creature.
You can only gain from this challenge.
Oui, and you’re under arrest, Daron. (cuffs Daron and slams his face into wall) Have fun in prison, dirtbag. You okay, Bebe? If there’s anything that I don’t tolerate, it’s domestic violence.
Thank you AP I was feeling sick this morning about it. I hope he never comes back.
Well you’re in luck. He’s serving 15- life for his crimes. And I hope you feel better.
I’m terribly sorry you had to experience such a vile thing Bebe. I’m getting you out of here.
I can say I’m sorry!
Interesting how an event like this could affect that..
Thanks Arc I feel sick let’s go home.
I must go to Zyboragons, I must pack my belongings.
Zyboragon, I’m breaking away from your group.
I’ll help you pack I want to thank him anyway . Later we should see Dren he sounded a bit odd. I hope his transformation goes well.
I hope yours goes well too.
My transformation is that why I feel strange is it because Daron’s blood is a differant strain of demonic vampire even if I’m already a demonic vampire should’nt I be immune or is it something else what ever it is. Mr Mutt seems to know alot about different races of vampires maybe he’ll know. If not Zyboragon might. What do you think Arc?
My transformation ??? You mean from Darons blood that he infected me with?
No, when Scythe was helping you, you went into the lake. The lake that gave me this form.
Dgtde et fadjtde cndhr vhfcn hlep I cnat mkae poprer wrods! Just kidding. I been away for a while what alls happened? How can I help? Why am I white? How are u bebe and ARC? O.O in love? Holy cow another disgusting sounding child.
Raven I’ve got a moon walker ring on raven bursts out and claws smithy knocking the moon walker ring off smithy howls in pain ravens runs off RAVEN crapppp arrghhh (growl)
Please be respectful of my new form, it’s not like I could choose from a catalogue.
I am I am I’m just worried about the ridicule your children may suffer… We wouldn’t want them to end up with mutt’s shining personality.
I can get behind that.
Fair enough, Zyboragon will poor baby help create a disguise.
Probably**
Not poor baby.
That was probably my fault, I shouldn’t be communicating when I’m flying.
Hey Half Breed I think Arcs very cute no need to be rude.
I’m fine
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Does anyone care about me! Im hurting all over I-I…
(Runs over to a squirrel and shoves it in mouth)
Bwaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Woop! Sorry how can I help? Here’s a nice cow btw.
Bwaaaaahhhhh!
I cant control it. I need to gain energy so I won’t have too attack someone. I-
(Runs over to the cow. Knocks it over and feasts on it.)
Bwaaaaahhhhh!
I can give you some of my energy…
*turns into green wolf* YOU WANT ENERGY?!? HAVE YOUR FILL!!!
ROAR!
(Charges at Half Breed, knocking over cars and draining the area of electricity. Leaps onto Half Breed.)
ROAR!
Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh…
(A car drives by. The electricity is drained from it as Dren leaps on top of it and rips the hood of. The passengers are just like sardines)
ROAR!
Not on my watch!! (sound detected, shreaking, crashing, fire.)
ROAR!
(Takes off, sucking up eletricity from cars, and shoving them out of the way. Heads to the local power plant)
GRRRRRRRR!
Dren try a lightning bolt maybe it’ll help.
Light of day,
dark as night,
bolt of fire,
send your might,
Strike at Dren,
right at him,
increase his energy,
decrease his rage,
fulfill his need,
with all due speed,
so mote it be,
(bolt of lightning strikes Dren full on) I hope this helps Dren.
(Yawn)
Roar?
(thud)
Someone quick grab Dren before he wakes up we have to put him in a secured area.
Dren I’ve placed you in a cell made of twenty inch clear plastic, I’m going to find Zyboragon to see if he can help you if you need more energy theres a power outlet ready for you so hang on Dren.
(A gold membrane starts to form around Dren. The membrane stifens and turns into a cocoon made of electricity. Mumbling can be heard from it.)
Bebe… Thanks… Transformation… You… Also…
Well… umm… hi?
(snore)
Ah! Where am I? Why Am I stuck in a golden pouch? Get me out of here!
(touches the membrane. Gets shocked)
Owww! Wait… Why is the cocoon filling up with liquid? Ahh!
Hang on Dren I’ll get you out (opens cell and claws gold cacoon open) yuck whats this liquid and watch the cacoon it’s still a bit electrified.
Hopefully this works..
Don’t worry he’s in custody. And when savages like him get into custody, we put him in a cell with another violent criminal. And then I tell my guards to turn a blind eye. It teaches them not to break the law. I can’t stand people like him.
They’ve left me. Ofilia and The One ran off. Ofilia went off looking for Mutt. As in she stabbed herself with a silver knife. The One apparently has his own pack. Hes been going and leading his pack at night, which explains why he was always so tired. Now I’m by myself. Did Not See That One Coming
Alone is awful.
What are you going to do?
Well Mutt said “tell Ice Robert Frost” so I guess that means I’m supposed to take his place, until he returns that is.
WAIT! Offilia Blackwolf, Ms. “I don’t give a &^%&” herself, stabbed herself?! WHAT?!
When Hybrids dįe we don’t go up, or down. We go sideways to purgatory, limbo, whatever you want to call it. I’ve never been there but Mutt says it’s like walking through a dream, everything, who you are, what you want, is all muddled in a haze. Ofilia “went” to help Mutt get out.
Mutt… Trials… Victory… Return…
I …can…eel…tranformation…(a silver cacoon Wraps around Bebe) t..ee he..e.
How’s… Transformation… Going?
I’ve arrived to check on her.
She will be fine.
I hope she likes her new form, fixing this would be difficult. I’ll never stop until she’s happy.
My account still m0d€rates my comments before it applies. Seth please, help.
im sick of you smithy. *I raise my hand, and clench my fist. four skeletons with great swords and four abominations rise from the ground and encircle you.*
I don’t know what I’ve done wrong poison Jaffa (pulls out sword slicing at the skeletons) what’s up with u. ?
Ive decided that i dont like you. simple as that. In infirmitate metalli erit ruinae tu modo semper fiunt * the sword decays into a useless stick of rust.* what, are you going to ki// me with tetnas?
…Survivors Poison Jaffa jokes here but Tetnus is no laughing matter. It’s a terrible neurotoxin that turn you literally into a spaz. Check it out:
and dont worry, your corpse will be put to good use.
Stop it jaffa!
Sorry friend, but im sick of this fool. i wish no harm to anyone but him. if it comforts you, i will be a nice person and let him rest in peace after this instead of forcing him to work for me.
Hmm.. What would Zyboragon do?
I’ll text him.
ill make his de@th swift.
No need ARC, I’m already here.
What’s the problem?
ive decided that i dont like smithy, and that i would like to remove him from this earth.
Eghh, Here’s how I plays out.
(Insert giant Zyboragon essay here).
(Find truth in Zybiragons words)
(Stop what your doing)
Happens every time.
your making me sad ARC. 😥 pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?
Hey Mr. ARC attitude, you misspelled my name.
😛
Yeah, I’m not a cyborg now, I’m free from that ridiculous burden.
I’m going to purposely misspell your name now.
im giving him a chance, just be glad of it. whats elderburn?
Annoying… Dragon… I Saved…
Elderburn was a dragon, to give you example if how bad he was…
He got Zyboragon worked up.
True…
(thud)
(snore)
Well. I’m always so busy that I don’t have as much time to debate an article of dislikes.
It’s wrong to kiII someone just because you don’t like them, and it’s also true that some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kiII them.
It’s a vote of morality, even if I am against it, I feel that in too busy to prevent something like this from happening.
fine, ill leave him, but im injecting with a deadly but dormant neurotoxin that with a snap of my fingers will k!ll him. he had better not do anything i dont like.
That was unexpected..
Fine, I’ll say it.
Don’t kiII Smithy, he’s not as annoying as Dr. Crane or Daron!
Not… Annoying… Elderburn.
Hail Poison Jaffa,
Hey just a week ago you were generously summoning him nightmare steeds, which by the way I still have some questions about the nightmare steed. Like, does it take you away from nightmares? Or does it come from a nightmare into the world? Do you have to have a nightmare to summon him? And where can I get one?
Seth
just let me have this one glory, i generally dont do this sort of thing. please. just this once?
No!
no more terrible RPing smithy,your really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really, bad at it. if there anymore pop goes your head.
Mmmm what happened? Oh yah I transformed (rips cacoon open) Oh I need to stretch. Ah much better well I better find a mirror. 😯 wow wow wow I’ve got a tail and wings this is so cool. I wonder how Drens tranformations doing?
Are you alright?
Bebe, are you okay?? I’m concerned..
Do you like your form?
Wow Arc it’s going to take some getting use too but over all I’m pleased. Hows my wonderful stud muffin doing? I feel amazing and very hungry.
Please don’t call me that?!? I’m fine. I was waiting for you.
I’m happy you like your form, you’ve never flown so I’ll teach you during our hunt.
I’m sorry just so excited. Ok lets hunt ahh I guess I better start flapping my wings.
It’s alright, don’t kick off the ground yet or you’ll fall on your face.
Here hold my hand. I’ll show you.
Ok I think I’m ready lets start. Poisonjaffa I’m a gargoyle now and if you excuse us we are going hunting.
Yes dear.
Ooops man I hope they have insurance. Wow what a feeling to fly landing could be tricky.
Darn, that was a nice house…and car…
(giggle) where would you like to hunt Arc?
what have you transformed into?
We are gargoyles.
It’s a long story.
From what ive heard, my Ascension was sort of like what you went through, but I didnt need any energy and was gone for a month…. Plus I was never in a cacoon
H3llo m0nkeys! 1m L0rd. j@ffas d3mon serv@nt, styl3d @round th3 d@rkling fr0m the d@rkness II. S0, d0nt F^&* w1th h1m 0r 1ll F*&% w1th y0u
th1s c0mment w@s up f0r m0deration so i c3nsored every word and posted under Lord. jaffas name
im going to h3ll, im having tea with s@tan, who wants to come with?
Talk about a tea party from Hell… 🙄
he makes nice tea, its got flameleaf in it
Sorry, my day is set.
Coffee with a three headed goddess,
Brunch with a dark lord,
And a barbecue with Cthulhu.
ok can you please tell cthulu he still owes me the skull of jack the ripper..
I don’t know, he doesn’t like these things being brought up, have you seen his barbecues? I don’t think I can risk it.
nope, never went to his barbeques, i used to go to a few casinos with him.
You! Dęmon! Tell your bretheren if you don’t return the void key, I’ll not stop until I’ve destroyed your entire miserable race!
what are you calling me?
Im not a demon by any stretch of the imagination, I’m a survivor who was here before you woke up in that lab with all of mutts memories.
I’m not a dèmon by any stretch of the imagination dûmbass, I’m a survivor who has been here since before you woke up in that lab with all of mutts memories!
That’s The One dumb@ss, I’m Ice and I was talking to “Lord Jaffa’s” dęmon servant who apparently is having tea with Lücifer.
Oh yeah… I feel silly 😆 I am what the darkling calls lord Jaffa, and I was having tea with lucifer, I don’t like the guy, but he makes nice tea. Besides ARCs having a BBQ with cthulhu, does it matter? And also the darkling was created by me, and is not from the void.
Hail Mr. Jaffa,
Thanks for keeping on. Are we talking about iced tea here? Or hot? What does he talk about over tea? Were you able to ask him about one of his sons, weredude1?
Seth
But I’ve been here longer than you though, so I was partly right.
A small part yes, but dęmons all want the void key and something kįlled Mutt to get it. If they open the void they can release the dęmon Ęvil.
Well it wasn’t darkling, i literally created him today. He’s basically a demon body with a part of my soul in it,
Well it wasn’t darkling I literally created him today. He’s basically a démon body with a part of my soul in it
Being… Evil…
Hail Dren,
Or muffins, please. I much prefer muffins. Even evil muffins in a can.
Hey does anyone remember a survivor named Ravoc Vanor on the site? I’m trying to find out more about him but can’t find…
Seth
Does anyone have a place i could stay? ( preferably with someone i know so i dont get lonely) it only till my house in the amazon gets built
*it will only be until my house in the amazon gets built
But still I don’t like the feeling of having a poison in by blood stream soo I’m goin to extract it.
Too late, that poison is laced so that the second it hits open air I get an alert, besides, by now it’s spread all through your body, remember, all it takes is a snap of the fingers
Oh well Jaffa I’m still coming for u opens his front door oh look at that what beautiful weather (picks up shotgun I’m coming for u SCUM!!
Jaffa I’ve already taken the poison out ice got it in a jar and what do u mean are u satin I’m annoying I’m outside ur front door! 20 minitues later hello dude!? (smithys walks of porch and gets into car and drives off
Raven: u see I’m
Smithy: nahhh but I’m fine don’t wry (kisses her)
I have got nothing in a jar. I’ve never even met you. Kindly don’t bandy about my name.
Oh sry not u ice I ment I’ve!! Sry
Hah! Mortal weapons, so weak. I was going to give you a chance, but nevermind. * I raise my hand and clench my fist. Four skeletons and four massive abominations raise out of the ground
Your battles are ridiculous, there are greater threats you could be using your abilities upon, yet you continue focusing on someone who could very well save your life one day.
Keep your allies as allies, having an enemy for an ally is a great way of getting hurt from your own side.
This is the ultimate backstab, it shouldn’t be displayed among friends.
Can anyone cut open a hole in my cocoon and pour vodk@ in in? I really need a drink…
Hello? Anyone?
What to do… Hmmm…
Does anyone have a fork?
Ahhh!
(falls out of the cocoon. A giant 20 foot long electric eel takes the place of Dren)
Well then…
Dren the pool is fully stocked with fish. Ah if you hear anything funny comming from the iron door ignore it I have to check on AP I think he’s going crazy.
Has anyone got a muffin??
Hi Smithy I’ve got chocolate chip rabbit, blueberry squirrel ,pumpkin marmoset, and raisin bran newt eyes with rat blood icing there my fave.
Dren good one we have to help AP see that his suffering will make him a stronger sane person. Oh yah is the pool warm enough for you?
Just like the amazon…
Which is odd because I have never been to the amazon…
Do you want me to deliver more electricity into AP? I can deliver up to 3000 volts.
No I think he’s out for awhile I’ve bin to the amazon yuck too many bugs lets put him in the cell so he can’t hurt himself. Are you hungry I can get you some piranha or flat fish. I’m having a hot blood icecream sundae with newt beetle eye sprinkles. Yum 🙂
Thank you. Can I stay here for a while until I figure out what I’m going to do with this…
(gestures to my body)
Let’s face it… People don’t really like eels, let alone sea serpentine eels. I must be able to turn into a human somehow…
Sure I think it will be ok with Arc this is now his place too. Just promise me you will never touch the iron door down the right hallway.
Thank you. In fact I will make you a trade. My property in the atlantic For this room.
Not with that attitude I don’t think your quite done your transformation cycle just yet and yes theres is someone out there for you a little patience any girl would be very lucky to be with you.
Thank you Bebe. I’m going to bed now…
Thanks bebe but I think I’ll just take the pumpkin how much (turns out pockets lets say 25 G?) raven wants one too gives bebe 50 G right hey guys I’m heading down to the night club wanna come I pay for everything which in total is 400 G even Jaffa can! 😉
no thanks, im meditating. also,do you realize that there is a reply button?
oh flipping heck, its not working. sorry.
WOW
that pumpkin was brill I feel soo good what the heck was in that
Even ravens amazed thx bebe gives her an extra 10 G
i feel
Sooo good (does back flip saying ye ha!
Raven: I Betta go see him and give him a muffin
Smithy: that would be nice oh and im giving a SOS personal survival check
1. In America the moon phase should be 2%
2. Are u ok Seth
3. By the way this is irrelevant would u like to come and stay at my house like what dren did its not as good but u don’t have to pay I’ve got no rules apart from have fun don’t break anything and be quiet ravens In bed she’s… Pregnant its a boy jacks goin to have a brother!!
Hail Smithy,
Thanks for checking in. I’m keeping on. Graham & I almost have a new Monstrometer update ready to go and also another game. Right now I’m curious about these SOS personal survival checks though. This sounds like a GREAT idea! I’m definitely going to look into that. How are they working for you?
Seth
Raven: Good nIght everyone its Dow pouring. Don’t know when I’m supposed to have him yet. I won’t transform as long as we have blood, meat raw, and MUFFINS! Good night and pray for us. (hi Seth! How about mentioning me for once) I’m tired goodnight smithy giggle!
There working alright Seth just doin my bit oh and yeah I haven’t cloned myself guys I think I’ll leave it anyway oh and I remember Ice
I’ve got nothing in a jar but I’ve never really met u…
Jack: CEREAL!!
Smithy: yeah I’m doin it!!!!!!! Damn
Raven: here’s your cerea, Jack. Eat up you don’t want to be late and nor do I.
Smithy: what for sweethart?
Raven: I have to go to school (college) for a little bit longer.
Smithy: oh, alright drive saf- I’ll drive you.
Raven: I also feel my hart is missing something. Something that I can’t feel but I know it’s there.
Smithy: looking at the typing it’s an e.
Raven: but there is more. About what happened the weeks before when I was on all day. I think that she took something from me.
Smithy: hurry up and eat you don’t wanna be late. (raven kisses him on the cheek and she walks our the door when smithy yells) DON’T FORGET THE MOONWALKER RING!
Smithy: walks out to the car)
Smithy: sigh (climbs in car and drives to collage
Smithy: RAVEN here’s the ring but there’s no full moon tonight or is there Seth reckons I time travel but guys we don’t we just travel we are in Alaska and oh there is a full moon but raven the moonwalker rings are out of power so it’s just me and u tonight! Ok bye!
Smithy: (turns on radio when a dragon smashesinto his car raven looks behind her to see smithys car with him still in it flipping and then smashing through multiple cars before stopping the dragon flys off!
Raven: SMITHY!!!
(smithy climbs out of car spitting blood and falls to lean on wall the dragon comes back around
Smithy: stands helplessly)
(raven wakes up)
Smithy: u ok (hugs her ) ur had another nightmare)
Raven: it… It’s soo real?!
Raven: Another nightmare of course. I’m gonna read Winnie that pooh now. That will help calm me down. (she walks out into the hall and then collapses) Smithy! I think I’m going into labor! Oh wait, no just SOME BROKEN ARMS RIBS AND NECK! Owwwwowwww
Smithy: aww crap what the heck is wrong with you!? You keep on falling like an angel with no wing trying to fly!
Raven passes out and then she starts lifting off the ground but smithy takes her and pulls her down.
Smithy: what the heck! Who’s there I’m armed!
While smithy is lookin around someone steals Raven’s body. She suddenly wakes up.
Raven: SMITHY!! (strange person bangs her head on the vase she passes out again)
Smithy: NOO!! I’ll find you just don’t lalalycan (secret word for transform)
Raven wakes up sweating again
Smithy: nightmare. I’ll go get Winnie the pooh.
Raven: ok then GOODNIGHT SOS
Smithy: raven something strange is…
Raven: arrghhh
Smithy: woah what’s the matter
Raven: it’s the baby
Smithy: ok just push
(carries her to car
Smithy: just keep pushing
(15 minitues later smithy waits outside a room
Nurse: ok come in
(inside there is a baby in ravens arms
Smithy:(crys)
Smithy: he’s soooo… Wonderful
Raven:(crys)
SOS checklist
Survivors: around 12
Survivors lost: 1-
Moon phase: around 7% (in America -Britain around 9%
Survivors needs: 1- poppy – issue is (just arrived at SOS)
WARNING: dragon attack in Denmark…
It’s a boy!!
Smithy: what should we name him jack…
Jack:???
Raven:???
Smithy: how about Conrad???
Raven: perfect!
Oh great, now im going to have to wait a few years to k!ll you or i will feel bad smithy. well congratulations.
Raven: I’m so overjoyed! I cannot believe that Conrad is alive and well! I thought something bad was supposed to happen to werewolf babies when they are born.
Smithy: Where’d you hear that?
Raven’s heartbeat suddenly starts rising
Smithy: Honey, are you alright?!
Raven: Get me out of this plac right now! They’re injecting silver in my bloodstream!
Smithy rips out the cords and takes raven out of the hospital, into the car, and down the road to jaffa’s house?!
Jaffa: what do you want smithy?
Smithy: (panting) R-raven hhad a baby and they were injecting silver into her bloodstream.
Jaffa does procedures on Raven
Stop farking controlling me smithy and raven. I will do the procedures, but really stop it. You control me one more time, and your baby will be left fatherless.
And also my house isn’t down the road, it’s in the amazon!
Congratulations Smithy and Raven now Jack has a brother what are you going to name him?
I’m glad you and Raven liked the muffins theres marnset, newt eyes and my secrect spices. Gotta go busy today. 🙂
I shall accompany you, for your protection.
Thanks Zyboragon I feel so helpless and foolish Arc must think I’m such a problem. You and crystal are invited for dinner I’m making a surprise for Arc I hope he’s going to be ok.
Don’t think like that, you are very important to Arc, if something were to happen to you, he would be destroyed.
As wonderful as your invitation sounds, I’m regrettably unavailable this afternoon.
Ever heard of time vortexes? Rather interesting actually, when one flows nearby, anything can be affected in imaginable ways. Houses can become brand new, or fall to ruin. Humans can age drastically or calmly, the young growing older, old becoming younger. Fascinating.
I’m going to be closing it later, Crystal will be watching how I do it. When my time comes, she will take on all of my duties. This however won’t occur for thousands of years, looks like you’re all stick with me.
Thanks I know. I had a labatory made for Arc as a surprise . I think he will like it , N.A.S.A help me and a few friends in the government gave me stuff , I even had a fireplace and den added so Arc can rest or crash .
Not bad, I’m unsure if he’ll use it though.
Arc can use the room for anything it’s a place for him to keep his stuff away from visitors a private getaway. I have my own private getaway room. So what ever he does uses it for it’s his room even if it’s to store potato’s 😆 .
Dren u drunk the potion
Smithy… Dren??? 😐 ❓
Well the fact that there’s a DRAGON in drens house is a obvious issue dren did u drink it? Bebe how’s ARC? Infact I’ll clone myself so my clone can take care of ARC while u relax? Agharna Sony need help with those well whoever they are I’ll send u some incenerary bullets for the 9mm Luger made in Germany 1934 if I recall? Does anyone want to come over for tea??
No…
I told Chauncey to make sure no squaters moved in…
Smithy, I’m asking this out of respect for Arc, don’t clone yourself and send your clone to Arc. It will only make him…..angry. (You know, since it’s awfully crowded around his place right now).
On another note, whatever crazed cloning technology you have, make sure it’s protected. We don’t need any more eviI clones around.
Hi Bebe I’m Poppy are you a gargoyal? I’ve seen lots of gargolals but not one like you. You look pretty for a gargoyal I’ve never seen one with hair before. Can you tell me what is happening here?
I’m sorry Poppy I did’nt mean to snap at you earlier and yes I am a gargoyal and thank you . It’s a long story we here on SOS help each other like family the one thing you will notice that there are couples together on this site . I and Arc , Smithy and Raven , Wolf Princess and TK , Mr Mutt and Ofilia, are some. Please tell my about yourself how did A51 get you? You said you don’t know what type of vampire you are well I use to be a reg vampire then became a demonic vampire now I’m a gargoyal / witch 🙂 I’m much happier now no more day walker rings for me. A reg vampire has one set of fangs a demonic vampire has two both can have wings how many set/s of fangs do you have ? If you need a place to Stay untill you find one I have a spare room next to Dren’s if you like. If you have any more question’s ask away.
I don’t think that’s a great idea…
Arc I have been sent to give you a message. Where there was one theres now two, the two will have a third, the third will k!ll the one who birthed the third.
This is different but in previous times I mentioned Conrad and alistar I think we should call him alistar instead firstly Jaffa what the heck are u satin I’m not controlling anyone u said u would carry out the precigeres anyway the baby needs rest he’s goin to have a transformation tonight well us four jack me raven Conrad or alistar I need a baby sitter however I’ve read about this baby werewolves are very playful and I mean PLAYFUL they bite tear just like jack used to do. Acctully I don’t need a baby sitter.
Re-read your comment
Jaffa: what do you want?
Jaffa performs procedures. And no, I’m not sàtin
That is called controlling me. Do not say things like Jaffa says f@&$ you in your Posts
Why can’t we be left alone? Why is my relationship with Bebe being sought to ruin by all beings?
This is ridiculous! We finally get together and now everything wants to change that? WHY?
To prevent something? That must be it. What is being prevented? A child? A marriage? What?
Your happieness of course! You are doomed to break Arc, doomed to join me.
Ah-Ha! So I’m important to your plan! That’s all the more reason to resist!
If your definition of important is, one of the millions who will falland join my army, then yes youare important. However if your definition is, not easily expendable, well let’s put it this way, your as exspendable as the golden retriever I just ate.
I’m expendable yet I seem highly focused on. Yeah, that makes sense.
You need to learn to lie better.
Bebe I am the angel of the dark sent to give you a message. Prepare for his arrival.
Who are you and who is he comming?
I am a dark angel he is comming are you not with child? The child is a he.
How the F**K did you know? How can I be pregnant gargoyles lay eggs not give birth so how can I be with child? It’s a he a baby boy!
You are still part human did you not know that gargoyles do not have hair and you do. She will be a twin to he.
Bebe, some gargoyles lay eggs, some don’t. You and me, we both barely fit into the category of mammals, you don’t lay eggs.
Arc we are having a baby if it is a boy I hope he looks you. Why is it these guy’s won’t leave us alone. It’s not like we are movie stars. I’m (sniff) so happy Arc I hope your ok? Any luck with finding Mr Mutt and Ofilia? I’m going to Poppy’s she seems to need a friend and a little shopping at the witches market will do her some good. Good luck my love I’ll see you later.
Smithy:(walks in)
Smithy: right aron leaven now bebe is getting stressed which isn’t good for her baby and I’ve got two children myself
(shuts door behind aron
Smithy: it’s really wierd I feel dizzy
Aron: I’m not surprised
(smithy and the others all pass out
I just had a nightmare that me and all of u guys passed out and we woke up in a asylum we went crazy wierd dream!?
Talking of asylums I have a friend who comes from Rome he has what he calls quests he pays and it’s fun if u don’t want to be possibly killed that is…
Alistar:(whining)
Smithy: crap I forgot raven it’s tra… Aarrghh crap it’s happening!!
No one can find me if I don’t wish to be found. Currently I don’t wish to be found.
S-somebody p-please h-help m-me.
Smithy: Raven is attacking alistar! Crap, sweetie calm down, it’s me Smithy! Remember!? (backs away from raven as she pins him to the wall) w-what do y-you want h-honey?
Raven: growl (in a low GROWL) KOLE MUST BECOME ONE OF OUR PACK SHE MUST BE IN MY PACK KOLE KOLE KOLE KILE KIEE KIOLE.
Smithy grabs moonwalker ring and dives user Raven and puts it on alistar.
Smithy: DON’T TOUCH HIM!
He then goes and pulls his moonwalker ring off and tries to put iit on raven. He then continues the battle outside and jack helps alistar by transporting to jaffa’s house I the Amazon. Raven then returns into human when smithy pushes her out into the road and gets hit by a car. The car stops and Nick is in it. He sees Raven all bloody and hurt so then he tries to pick her up but then Smithy comes and stops him.
Smithy: Who are you?
Nick: I-Im Nick Ferrari. I was Raven’s best friend in 4th grade until she moved here.
Smithy: Oh, you’re Nick. Nice to meet you.
Nick: I don’t think we should be be happy right now, her transformation is not complete and she shouldnt be put in the open. Look she has a bullethole in her arm with no bullet in it.
Smithy: oh, those open up ever time she shifts. Take her to the hospital..
Mr. Mutt what is going on? i leave for two weeks and it feels like the entire SOS site is upside down! why are are you hiding anyways?
I didn’t find Mutt or Ofilia. I had to help Zyboragon and Crystal.
The time vortex that opened on Earth day pulled Crystal right in. We’ve been waiting for something to happen since. That is until a giant creature just appeared. Zyboragon likes fighting the large creatures anyways..
(stumbles out and coughs up blood; pulls out Luger)
Look, Aron, you’re not doing anything to anyone on this site. I’ll be willing to forget this if you leave Poppy, Bebe, Dren, and everyone else alone. Leave now or become more friendly to the other survivors. We’ve all been through alot we don’t need you (coughs blood) bothering us anymore.
I (coughs blood) need to get to the Lazarus Pit.
Bebe thats very generous of you. Well lets see I was born in 1431 in a village in england. My father was a rich land owner and our village was very prosperous. Our village as well as those around us at the time had lots of monsters at night we always stayed indoors at knight and never strayed far from the village. When one of the villagers leaves it is tradtion to kiss and hug each other goodbye a kiss on each cheek for luck a hug to come back the french do this as a greeting . I was playing in the wood near the village and sat down for lunch I fell asleep I woke up from a noise and relized it was near dark so I ran for the village, Aron found me. If I wanted to live I had to make a deal with him and he would spare my life so I agreed. The deal was something small I can’t even remember what it was. What I did not know was that he was going to make me into a special vampire so I could live forever. I don’t need a daywalker ring, stakes do nothing and fire wont hurt me I tried everything to end it I could not bare to hurt humans so I dug a hole in the forest and went to sleep when I awoke I was in a tube made of glass I never seen glass and thought it was magic A51 had found me. One night there was a disturbance some warewolves and other creature came to rescue us we where set free I wondered around for awhile then came here. I thank you again Bebe I’ve never had a friend. Congratulations maybe I can help with the baby If your pregnat now than in tree months or so the baby will be born. I’ve met other gargoyles and they mature fast you and Arc must be very excited.
Poppy I see your well and alive, remember me of course you do . It’s been what a few thousand years since we last met. Your still as lovely as ever remember that unforgettable knight when we met. You where so scared running for the village when I grab you . Making you was a pleasure . Remember our deal little one don’t disappointment me.
What do you what from Poppy? You’re obtaining quite a bad reputation around here.
It’s time you reveal some information.
I don’t remember our deal and that was a very long time ago so no I wont do anything that you say leave me alone go back to the pit from where you came from jerk.
Thanks Smithy but I have a lot to do today I want to make sure that everythings perfect for Arc and other stuff but thanks.
You only forgot one thing. We’re made of Darkness. Electricity can’t hurt us.
(aims and fires Luger)
Come on! FINISH US! USE LIGHT!
(fires again)
COME ON WE WANT YOU TO DO IT!
I agree, but i gave him a chance and he attacked me back i dont want to always have to watch for a dagger in my back. * the abomination grabs smithys head in his massive hand and lifts him up* ill give you one more chance. *the abomination drops smithy, and we disappear into smoke.*
Come back I don’t want one more chance!!! 👿 (I open my hand and fire a energy bolt hitting the abomination it falls to the ground I’m no joke I know even to bebe and everyone else I look like I’m a stain yeah well I’m no having that! (punches fist in ground the four skeletons are thrown in the air I did say that my gun uses demon horn bullets and this gun is made with energy (fires at Jaffa blasting him he stombles backwards) COME ON (smithy walks away)
(smithy launches the abominations into the air and blows them into balls of fire and throws them at jaffa
(smithy fires one more ball of energy knocking Jaffa to the ground smithy puts down his hand and helps him up ) I don’t like fighting Jaffa no longer (smithy walks off)
dammit now i need new skins to make new abominations out of.
Here u can have this tiger skin I don’t need it Jaffa
thankyou
(smithy returns home with Jaffa. Since Raven is psychic she knew when he was coming so she jumps up and scares them)
Raven: Where the he\\ have you been!? Why do you have Jaffa?!
Smithy: Sorry sweets but we kindove had a battle without me. Jaffa and I agreed not to fight or argue.
Jaffa: You look familiar, Raven.
Raven: Well you probably remember me as Lycangirl07, Queen Luna and those other people.
Jaffa: Oh, Ok.
Raven: Well don’t just stand there, I know you’re hungry. Why not have a little something from the fridge. I’m gonna go hunting. And no you can’t come with me.
Jaffa whispers to Smithy: Is she psychic?
Smithy whispers back: Yeah how elese would she be hearing our conversation right now.
Raven: Bye bye boys!
Smithy and Jaffa: BYE!
Ur transforming but oh yeah but that’s in 3 minitues here take the moon walker ring 3 three minitues later the full moon rises and smithy bends over clutching his chest
Smithy: raven go!!!!
Raven: NO!!
Smithy: GO NOW smithy is nearly fully transformed and lets out growls and howls
Smithy: GO!! (growl howl GO!!
ARC! It’s boring around here.
Now who am I going to play Chess with? Z.A.I isn’t a good player.
take out spaces
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I am attending Cthulhu’s barbecue with Bebe, I don’t want to play Chess.
I always win within three moves anyways, except that time when I pulled a two move checkmate. That was fun.
I enjoy sticking forks in electrical outlets.
Hail Dren,
Is this really you? This doesn’t sound like you… What’s going on here? What possible use is a fork in an electrical outlet to you?
Seth
I asked The One, and he said he hadn’t heard of Ravoc Vanor. Also he said, “leave me alone” but that’s besides the point. When was Vanor on the site?
Hail Ice,
Thanks for looking into the matter with Mr. The One who apparently is sooo busy he couldn’t be bothered to look into stuff. What was he doing that was so important anyway? Plotting inter-dimensional domination again?
I’m not exactly sure when Ravoc Vanor was on the site or if even. I can’t find him with the search. He’s a draconian who emailed me a draconic script I’m working on.
Seth
Well if he was ever on the site it was either before The Ones time or not particulary memorable. And actually he was in the middle of making Ginger bread men cookies. For some reason he thought it’d be funny if I asked you if you wanted any?
I also like taking baths…
With toasters
Cut down a power line and try that. It is awesome.
I love barbecues. Should we bring something?
I already have something prepared. Straight from Zyboragon’s cookbook!
Smells good what is it? Who else will be there ? 🙂
Well, you remember how Zyboragon traveled the road and ate what ever he found…. Actually.. It’s better if I don’t say what it is… It’s safe to eat and has been cleaned…
I’m unsure of the rest of the guest list…
I feel awkward. Im going to see what happens when you put a toaster in water and stick your foot in it.
Are you nuts!!! Don’t do it…
Heh, too late… (Seth, im daeva, daeva are imortal -.- remember when u searched it a month ago)
I give up!!! I got to get ready…
Daeva are from dnd, just saying
I recall fighting something with a name similar to that on an SNES rom. I forget which version though..
I don’t recall defeating it…
I dont know what dnd is, and I was a kid who didnt play video games when SNES was out…
Oh yes and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daeva
Sounds great.
The SNES generation was long before I was created, Zyboragon helped me get the roms for an SNES emulator.
Hail Alex,
Let me assure you this is no cure for awkwardness. And it wrecks your toast.
And it scares Bebe. So please. Have some consideration for her. She recently fell a very long way.
Seth
I fail to see why everyone is so concerned. The electrical shock used to get me charged up.
Hail Arc,
Well there has to be a better way. Kind of a waste of toasters. Not to mention toast.
And I confess I’m a bit lost here. Why are Dren, Alex and you suddenly obsessed with electrical current? Can you recap or are you going to make me go back in time and figure it out?
Seth
Well Seth, I used to do that for a cyborg form of adrenline, Dren is experiencing a “shocking” transformation and I believe Alex is curious about how it feels.
Now tell me your thoughts on gargoyles.
I find it refreshing. Then when I get out, I make battery pancakes… 😀
Drens transforming and needs a lot of energy and Alex is just Alex. Nough said.
Nuck nuck nuck nuck nuck… 😀
Mutt had an invitation. But obviously he won’t be there.
Really? I heard that he was bringing the beverages. I got an email yesterday about it.
Odd… Could Scythes talk of a reawakening for Mutt actually be occurring?
Mmmmm mystery surprise ? What to wear? What to wear? Dress or shorts ? Tank top or Tshirt? When is it? Is it casual,semi casual,Formal, formal casual,formal semi casual,? 🙂
Calm down -.-
You should show up n@ked. Your attire would be the talk if the barbecue.
Nuck nuck nuck nuck nuck… 😀
Why you dirty old man 😆 😆 😆
Think about it though. Clothes keep you warm. And when your… Err a gargoyle, you can’t get cold. Your at a constant state of homeostasis.
Which is better than hom0stasis
Nuck nuck nuck nuck nuck… 😀
Gigty
It is a barbecue held by Cthulhu, his guests don’t enjoy the same things as most earthlings, if she went in such an inappropriate manner, they wouldn’t understand the value of such, therefore she wouldn’t be talked about as much as you think.
Secondly, show some respect for the lady.
I’m sorry Bebe, you look spectacular, shall we head out?
Thank you and your as handsome as ever(kiss)yes this should be fun. 🙂
Fun isn’t the word I’d use, it will be slightly enjoyable. These are the darkest creatures ever known, true horrors.
I’m unsure if I’m prepared to meet them since I’m no longer fearless.
Just stay around me and don’t mingle too much, they like staying secretive. It will be dark, cold and quiet, the food is delicious and the documents we can sign are ridiculously charitable.
I’ve been looking all over this place, and I don’t see Mutt. Hey what was Cthulu god of? I don’t want exactly offend him.
I once ate a barbed q…
I did some actual research on Cthulhu. I thought the name was Aztec in origin. I’ve gotta hand it to Lovecraft, he knew about the most obscure creatures. I have lost my sense of safety though. Against these creatures I doubt my powers would do anything.
Yes, Lovecrafts work is what started the legacy of fantasy, without his work the entire existence of literature, video games and human imagination would fall down quite a large slope.
I’m not sure I’d go that far but he certainly deserves a place amongst the masters such as Stevenson, and Wells.
Some of these creatures are very intense . And yes the food is very nice. What’s that green guy Smoking ? I rather enjoyed Tolken’s Lord of the rings.
I love Tolkien. I especially l
Ike the dwarfs.
Lovecraft’s work is revered by writers even today, his work created an entire legacy. The inspiration from Lovecraft’s work has been displayed by many of these “Great Writers” and even mediocre writers such as Steven King.
Do not fail to see the importance of Lovecraft’s work.
For the briefest moments I thought I saw Mutt and Ofilia. They were pale and dressed in the clothes of the wait staff. When I attempted to aproach them they dissapeared…..
As a side note I do aprciate the work of Tolkien but he’s what I’d call a “one hit wonder” the same is true for C.S. Lueis (I’m not sure I spelled his name right) they were only known for one book series. While wrighters such as Stevenson, Wells, and Lovecraft all wrote several different books of note.
I disagree. The lord of the rings consists of three books. The fellowship of the ring, the two towers and the return of the king. Those are the most famous ones, due to the fact that theyre movies were so good. They are making the hobbit, which was another book by tolkien ( the prequel) into a movie. All of tolkiens books represent a timeline of middle earth. And they are all fine pieces of literature.
Hence I said, “only one Series” name one famous work of Tolkien, that’s unralated to the Lord of The Rings. Pretty d@mn difficult.
P.s you missed “The sons of Huron (huiron?)” and that boring book that stars Pippin. Fricken Hobbitses.
Tolkien only wrote a bit of that. His son did the rest after Tolkien
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I’ll play, although my brain isn’t bionic so I probably won’t be as goo as Arc.
Twenty bucks on Zyboragon! Any takers?
I one saw twenty bucks. A rare occurrence indeed. I only get to see ones and fives… 🙁
$50 on Zyboragon! Oh wait….. I’m NOT supposed to bet against myself?
I will bet you a rusty belt buckle, and old corn pipe, a gilded outlet fork, and a my tome of eternal waterfalls…
Now what are we betting on?
Switched mah stuupid email
Raven: Me and Smithy were just watching Monsters Inc. and I bursted into tears because when I was living in my old town when I was living with my mom and dad (who were and still are divorced) my father nicknamed me Boo. *sobbing* I’m pretty upset. I miss tem but I can’t go back!
Smithy: Oh, Raven! It’s okay. Don’t cry! we can visit your parents.
Raven: No, I’m transforming!
going to ironfest tomorrow, hopefully i can find a pentagram necklace
I’m going to the soul, body and mind fair I’m having my tarot read. Should be lots of fun Ihope they have cauldrons mine are getting really old. Have fun at Ironfest.
How do you walk around in public, when you’re a gargoyle?
We have fake skin, robes and lots of disguise items.
She should be fine.
I wish I could go out in public… But I’m stuck in this cocoon!
Arc my love I’m going to the fair now I made you some cookies and a special lunch was there anything you would like from the fair? I’ll be home around four. 🙂
I still now magic and glamours are very useful.Dren theres a small dagger and key in your cacoon when I placed you in the cell they where with you, dagger for cacoon key for the cell.
Yet the dagger is not actually in the cocoon. How can I free myself from this cocoon without a dagger. I guess I have to see what I will transform into. It’s pitch black in here.
Wait a second… I can see now. Everythings green. I can see in the dark now.
Whaaaa?
thanks, have fun at the soul, body and mind fair.
Thanks
(smithy returns home with Jaffa. Since Raven is psychic she knew when he was coming so she jumps up and scares them)
Raven: Where the he\\ have you been!? Why do you have Jaffa?!
Smithy: Sorry sweets but we kindove had a battle without me. Jaffa and I agreed not to fight or argue.
Jaffa: You look familiar, Raven.
Raven: Well you probably remember me as Lycangirl07, Queen Luna and those other people.
Jaffa: Oh, Ok.
Raven: Well don’t just stand there, I know you’re hungry. Why not have a little something from the fridge. I’m gonna go hunting. And no you can’t come with me.
Jaffa whispers to Smithy: Is she psychic?
Smithy whispers back: Yeah how elese would she be hearing our conversation right now.
Raven: Bye bye boys!
Smithy and Jaffa: BYE!
how about this. You don’t control me. I am me and I control me. Dont say things on my behalf.
Also, we never agreed not to fight or argue. I simply decided that there was more important things at hand. I have no doubt in my mind that I will be the one to kîll you smithy.
Did you see that guy in the black robe at the barbecue he kept following us and I agree with Ice I thought I saw Mr Mutt and I did bump into Ofilia at the snack bar she did not responded when I tryed to stop and talk to her it’s like she was in a trance. Thats when that guy in the black robe started talking to me and lead me back to Arc. He was so cold and my memory went blank I only remember now when Ice mentioned it.
Yes I saw him but my memory of him is slightly fuzzy. Which isn’t right. No one can alter me so how could this be? Unless……… I’m going to do some research on Greek Mythology.
Oh that’s Death. He is nice when you get to know him.
That’s De@th. Nice guy actually.
I could be wrong though…
Dren, how much energy do u need? You have been in the cacoon for a while now
Saw who? What? Barbecue? Why wasn’t I invited?
Still at the. Fair. Guy in black still following me? What the help does he want?
There is no man in black.
Bebe! where art thou Bebe?
What the h3ll do you want? Leave me alone FR3AK!!!
Use that nifty trick that Zyboragon taught everyone. Say his name Bebe!
Zyboragon,
Zyboragon,
ZYBORAGON.
ARC, stop telling me, I heard the signal.
Who’s summon am I debating? Bebe’s?
Fine. Let me get you out of wherever you are.
Thanks
Be extremely careful, his name is Oblivion. The Greeks called it Lethe. It’s the most dangerous of the gods of the underworld.
Bonjour, everyone. I just made it back from a party in le France. I had a few too many so it was a long way home. How are all of you?
Bebe! I will have you Bebe. Theres no getting away. You may be something else but I will have you!
I need to find Lethe…… and kick his @ss! Try to take my memories eh! I’ll show him!
I didn’t see anyone wearing a black robe. I signed a document.
If that was Mutt and Ofilia that you saw, there must be more tI this awakening.
I was awakened, am I dangerous? Bebe was affected, is she in danger?
………
Well I have the bee hive that Scythe said Mutt would need. And you may have seen Lethe, But he could easily have wiped your memory.
Search Literal Skyrim Trailer on youtube (Im bored so i decided post it)
Bethesda Game Studios
Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman
Ominously lit carving of some dragons
Cameraman running through the forest
Slow zoom on a carving of Gandalf and his friends
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds. The first Tie-Fighter
Overworked cameraman running through the snow
Carving of an ancient tug-of-war (slow dramatic zoom)
Running towards a tiny hill. STOP!! That’s a cliff
Carvings of dragons breathe carvings of fire
Dude, turn around or you’ll die
Shaky rocky formation
Pan down then it opens its eye
Pull out your sword on a ledge
Carving is rooting for the dragon
Sword-fighting a dragon in the snow’s gotta be cold. OR NOT!
Show the fire carving burning the shield carving
Leg carving. Medium-shot carving
He’s regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight
VOICE ATTACK! But his voice went too far right
It went to a mountain town and a forest. Stop for the night
In the morning, pass the windmill to a natural stone rocky formation bridge
Then it snows on a stream.
There’s a giant. Follow him, then him.
Shave a dragon, and a werewolf, and the patron is next
Battle axe! Help him floss!
Shoot a frostbit at a wall, spin attack (FAIL!)
Fire-bomb, dragon leaves when his barber is done
Shoot a puppy with an arrow, make a ball in your hands (Get stabbed!)
Dragon wants a refund, sneak-smack a big spider
Then barber gives dragon free touch-ups on his way out
That’s why you should sit still at the barber
Dragon’s soul tells off the clumsy barber
Then it goes through the trees to tell its back-up “Thanks for nothing.”
Skyrim. The Elder Scrolls, V. 111111.
Bah Skyrim!
Good game, Zyboragon was always exploiting stuff in the game, it made me angry.
Who is actually supposed to get from level fifteen to level eighty one in twenty minutes?
Of course he was only doing it to find out what skills he wanted for the perfect character… I wonder how that’s going..
凸oder丗tion.
wutttt
WE’RE NOT CRAZY! YOU’RE CRAZY! You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong.
I’m not wrong you are you have to believe that your good I do and I wont let you do anything bad AP even if I have to hold you down and lock you up to pervent you from hurting youself and others I will.
We’re not wrong. And we aren’t bad. And you can’t stop us. We are the only thing that keeps order in this insane world. You think you can lock us away? Why because you think we’re insane? How would you hold up sanity on a day to day basis if all that which was important to you was lost? Hmm? You still have ARC. We have noone. We fend for ourselves. We keep ourselves company. We uphold the law and enforce it with chance. And if you think that you’re better than we are, fine. But you can’t restrain us. You can’t hurt us. You can’t stop us.
You think of it so simply because you are a politician. It has no concern of yours. We used to be the District Attorney. We should know. But you remember while you’re sitting in your little office, we didn’t become this way by choice. The world that politicians have created made us this way. You think you’re better than us? Maybe now, when we have lost all sanity and self respect, but we weren’t always this way. This was the world’s fault.
I never said I was better than you and yes I am blessed to have Arc your blessed with friends that care for your health and sanity. What has happend to make you act like this? Why?I only want to help.
Sorry to disappoint you, the longer you know me, you’ll find out I’m more of a curse than a blessing.
You can’t disapoint me Arc I may be your curse. I have things and secrets that I hide secrets that I am ashamed off secrets that make Jack the ripper look like an angel it is I that will disapoint you.
You don’t want to help us. Face it noone does. We don’t have any friends… not living ones anyways… And our life has made a steady drop fom childhood. Our life has been nothing more than a trial of suffering. We were despised by the children at school because we were ” bookworms” as you call them these days. Our father beat us for not doing as well as we could when we got A-‘s. Our battalions in World Wars 1 & 2 let us be shot so that they would survive. Once we left the army and came to America, we met Mary when playing for money at a tavern. We saved her from abuse. We dated her for 3 years before finally marrying her. We had two kids, Julian and Luke. Area 51 took them. We became insane.
But you simply think we’re insane. You will never amount to as much suffering as we did. But we tried to stay sane. THE WORLD MADE US THIS WAY! But noone thinks that they just think of us as lunatics, crazy, insane. But it’s this same world who made us sufer and become this way.
We’ve tried ending ourselves, but we are never able to. Noone cares about us. No man, woman, or child. The last people to care about us were Mary, Julian, and Luke… GET OUT’VE OUR HEAD! WE TRIED! WE CAN’T RESTABILIZE! WHY US?
(starts sobbing)
USELESS! PATHETIC! WE DESERVED THIS SUFFERING! YOU COULDN’T SAVE THEM! WE’RE SUCH FOOLS!
Perhaps you do deserve to suffer we all suffer for what we did and have done. Someday the suffering will end and when it does more suffering you will have to endure thats life get over it. You have to master your suffering or you will stay crazy the more you deny it the more you refuse to accept it the more insane you become. Only when you embrace the suffering can you start to control your mind let the voices in and become a part of you let your suffering make you stronger. Come back to us AP to the insanity of the world and live.
We’re not insane! There is no ‘us’! We are just fine without you or anyone! PREPARE FOR SWIFT JUSTICE! ALL OF YOU SHALL MEET THE COIN! It’s the only fairness.
The coin of fate make mine a two headed coin I know my fate.
Good.. EviI..
The only difference between them are the people who are affected by the decision. No matter which one you pick, you think you’re doing the right thing.
When I flip a coin, it lands on its side… What could this mean? Balance? How can beings rationalize the importance of morality when forced to face the truth of neutrality?
If the truth is revealed, will the humans be able to handle it? The truth could create an new era, free from the virus that is morality. Could this be the apocalypse? Where no one can feel guilt for their crimes? No compassion for their families.
The end of days falls under the truth that we protect them. This is a very interesting fact indeed.