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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,804 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Bebe says

    April 6, 2012 at 12:16 am

    Hi Time Kitsune, and every one welcome back watch out for the manticore war going on and the invasion of the A51 agents.
    Agharna Phellan I can’t go to war it’s against the Witches and Vampire Councils orders and as a witch it’s against my morals and religon not all the manicores are bad some are good I will not be party to a slaughter sorry but good luck.
    Mr Mutt thank you for caring I know you get very busy and can’t be everywhere at once. I have Valary back I’m happy! 🙂

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 6, 2012 at 1:55 am

      (shoots himself in the head)

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 6, 2012 at 2:01 am

        No I didn’t really shoot myself in the head!

        Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 6, 2012 at 2:01 am

        No I didn’t really shoot myself in the head!

        Reply
        • Smithy says

          April 6, 2012 at 2:04 am

          I’m goin to church instead to relive my sins since Ive got no friends! 😥

          Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 6, 2012 at 7:45 am

        I killed the giant manicore what do I win!? (passes out)

        Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 6, 2012 at 2:06 am

      I’m going to church to relive this sin

      Reply
      • Smithy d says

        April 6, 2012 at 2:20 am

        Im here for u smithy

        Reply
        • Smithy d says

          April 6, 2012 at 2:21 am

          I’m ur friend as well

          Reply
          • Smithy d says

            April 6, 2012 at 3:24 am

            Seth I need help yeah my werewolf issue us getting outta control I killed bebes daughter and I’m goin crazy I see things that arnt really there and I’m bieng hunted down and apparently I’m insulting hem it’s sooo rubbish please reply!! Before it happens again I can’t… Get over … Murder…. Murder… Aaarrgghh just shut the f€^$€ up!!!!!!!!

            Reply
          • Dren says

            April 6, 2012 at 4:38 am

            Smithy. You have two choices. You can face your execution, or you can live as a fugitive of the law. Make a decision though and stay with it.

            Reply
            • Smithy says

              April 6, 2012 at 6:06 am

              Ok bebe I’ll make it not just a potion for valary but u can make me fight a manicore giant that good enough punishment for u manicore giants are huge man! But yeah I’ll take my sadness out on it!!!!!!!!!!!

              Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 6, 2012 at 5:09 am

      Seth I need help now!!!!!! Dude I can’t live with my self dren wants me dead heck they all want me dead they don’t understand please let me in!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply
  2. Smithy says

    April 6, 2012 at 5:03 am

    Hmm smithy d still has his NAND in my computer there we go fixed stay off it! That was me commenting not him wrong name bebe can we meet up and get this over with! Before I lose my mind dren we are supposed to be friends this. Ain’t the way I could have ressurected valary anyway buti told her to run there can only be love in this world bug since I’m not wanted anymore I left the note on bebes doorstep! Dren execution is totally mad the police have nothing to do with this manicores are breaking down my door and I’m not a MANICORE just drop dead!!!!!

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 6, 2012 at 6:04 am

      Right I’ve had enough I’m just goin to pretend this never happened and yea it’s hard to forget very hard I killed valary but she back alive and it wasn’t my fault to make it up to u bebe I’m goin to give u this potion it will make valary far far stronger and healthy trust me now I’m going to comment normally ok fresh start isn’t it a beautiful day outside maybe Ill take kole and bebe with valary to the movies and have a picnic so what do u want to see monster in Paris final destination,… No that’s way to violent for valary and obviously she’s not old enough urrr ah I know

      Cowboy western!!!!!! I know I’m wierd! :mrgreen:

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 6, 2012 at 6:10 am

        For a strange reason I didn’t die when I jumped IFC the ledge apparently I fell on a bouncy castle I can’t believe I said I’d fight a manicore giant but I’ll do it plus it’s fun and good exercise but I’d it makes u happy! Damn he’s huge go to hell!!!!!!!

        Reply
        • Dren says

          April 6, 2012 at 8:13 am

          I see no point in your comments. You seem to have chosen to be a fugitive of the law. You must pay for your mistakes, because you have no more chances.

          Reply
          • Smithy says

            April 6, 2012 at 8:23 am

            Fine dren fight me 6:00 downtown nightingale street I’ll be waiting

            Reply
          • Smithy says

            April 6, 2012 at 8:26 am

            Come get me dren I underestimate my power and I’m not a fugitive

            Reply
            • Smithy says

              April 6, 2012 at 9:10 am

              Thx bebe just to remind u next time make sure Zyborgaron doesn’t ask me to look after Valary on a full moon so u should leave mr totally innocent and the dark werewolf part of me guilty I’m innocent but that’s what can happen when I go wolf yhx for understanding p.s. dren I’m not a manicore ok yes let’s forget the matter by the way bebe did u give valary the potion I sent u it will give her good fortune as a sry gift but I still killed that giant manicore to make it also up to u ugh I’m nackerd sry dren about earlier bebe I’ll bring more than hot cross buns (hugs u) 😥 😀

              Reply
        • Bebe says

          April 6, 2012 at 8:31 am

          Smithy I will say this only once I forgive you only because it’s in my nature to forgive everyone. Dren has already brought Valary back and is safe with me at Zyboragons safe house. What happends next is up to you and what the other SOS wont as a punishment I for one find the matter closed and done with I only wont to celabrate Easter with Valary, Arc and friends at Zyboragons place and yes you are still invited to attend like I said before I may forgive you others may not. Valary, Arc, Zyboragon, Crystal, Mr Mutt, Dren, Seth and all the others survivers are my family and they mean alot to me. Just remember you to are like a brother to me as well and I wash my hands of the whole a matter. What happends now is up to you and the others 😥 May the lord and lady bless you Smithy. Ps if you do survive bring Easter hot cross buns from safeway there my favorit.

          Reply
          • Dren says

            April 6, 2012 at 8:54 am

            I won’t fight him. He gets one more chance. But he will turn into a manticore. I know it.

            Reply
          • Smithy says

            April 6, 2012 at 12:06 pm

            Since I think I forgot today is wild moon fridaycyes it is Seth what should I do? thx bebe I got the potion for the manicore venom the venom wasn’t turning me into a manicore it was slowly killing me my growl that I had about one hour ago I thought it was the manicore TF but no it was the symtoms of the full moon (wild moon Is valary ok I hope so I hope she doesn’t hate me! 🙁 But I’m hoping that my deliusinal promblems will be relived thx again for the potion when’s the party!

            Reply
  3. Smithy says

    April 6, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Mr mutt I think I don’t know just get over here damn it is manicore venom I didn’t wolf out I went crazy because of the manicore venom get the hell over here I… I (collapses)

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    • Smithy says

      April 6, 2012 at 9:35 am

      Yesterday night wasn’t the transformation night if was only at 96% it’s acctuly today except this time I’ve repaired my shack with extra muffins silver bars oh and where’s that antidote I’d make one my self but I can’t focus properly hey my spelling is back again but please hurry I dont won’t to hurt u too I won’t be able to live with myself!! I still can’t get over valary no matter what U say help!! It’s happening again!

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 6, 2012 at 10:41 am

        Aarrghh bebe it’s happening again u have to stay away from me!!

        (growl)
        (ggrrrrr)

        Reply
        • Bebe says

          April 6, 2012 at 12:19 pm

          Don’t worry water under the bridge Your ok to transform, your in a werewolfe cribe with muffins and stake I’ll let you out once your back to normal theres even some werewolve chew toys to take you agression out on. Have a good transformation one last thing don’t touch the bars there silver.

          Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          April 6, 2012 at 12:33 pm

          Smithy, for your crimes against SOS, I sentence you to 2 years in a mental institution due to your delusions. If you resist, you shall be executed publicly. Also, I do not see how I am a psychopath as you are the delusional one who believes that he is harming everyone.

          Reply
          • Supreme Fire says

            April 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

            Time Kitsune: and you Argharna are sentenced to two years…
            The Doctor: in a time lock…
            Jessie: where you will be forever forced to relive any thirty seconds of our choice…
            Supreme Fire: for taking justice into your own hands…
            Unknown: unless you give Smithy another chance…
            Supreme Fire: We will find you.

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            • Bebe says

              April 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

              Come on guys Smithy bin punished and has bin cured he is now in a werewolf crib made of silver during his tranformation all is forgiven and we are now all meeting at Zyboragon’s for Easter.

              Reply
            • Smithy says

              April 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm

              Thx supreme fire and the family hope u have a peacefully Ives life! 😀

              Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              April 6, 2012 at 8:54 pm

              You dare threaten me?!?! Well then, I GUESS IT’S TIME TO TURN UP THE HEAT!

              Reply
              • Supreme Fire says

                April 6, 2012 at 10:42 pm

                Supreme fire: you don’t read much do you? I’m a fire elamentoid. In case you didn’t know that is more powerful then an elemental.
                Time Kitsune: 4 years in a time lock.
                Jessie: and a delicious emotional feast for me.

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  April 6, 2012 at 10:44 pm

                  We’ll see about that!

                  Reply
                  • Supreme Fire says

                    April 6, 2012 at 10:48 pm

                    Jessie: mmmmm delicious! I taste fear with a hit of curiosity and a heaping dose of anger. Ewww!!! She just got even angrier. Bleh.

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      April 6, 2012 at 11:05 pm

                      Ummm if we have to pick sides I’m siding with Kitsune. It’s nothing personal but if I don’t he’ll go back in time and punch me in the face. And then jessie will eat my emotions. I hãte that!!!

                    • ARC says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:32 am

                      ARC has nothing to fear either way, ARC would choose the side of Kitsune, ARC has more information on hand and has experienced some of what Kitsune can do.
                      Time molds the foundation of empires.

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:01 am

                      Hello Arc I’m Clover a Ice dragon. This Time Kitsune sounds like a time traveler are you guy’s at war or playing games?

                    • ARC says

                      April 7, 2012 at 6:22 am

                      Subject Clover, ARC has been traveling around stopping certain things from happening, current events on the site are not recorded due to ARC’s absence.

                      Zyboragon might be interested to meet you, ARC will signal him.

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 9:41 am

                      Arc what pray tell are you if you don’t mind me saying and who is Zyboragon are you and him time travelers?

                    • Supreme Fire says

                      April 7, 2012 at 9:55 am

                      All: Zyboragon is many things. Main one being dragon. ARC as far as I can remember is a cyborg clone of Zyboragon.

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 10:01 am

                      Arc is a cyborg dragon? And Zyboragon is a Dragon and ……? What is a cyborg? Is Arc a pet, slave or friend ?

                    • Supreme Fire says

                      April 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

                      Supreme Fire: … What is a cyborg? Facepalm!
                      Time Kitsune: Your on the most well informed survivalist site in the world, and you don’t know what a cyborg is?
                      The Doctor: lay off.
                      Jessie: you know clover? Your emotions are delicious. Yum yum yum.
                      Unknown: Fire? Honey? We need to talk.

                    • Smithy says

                      April 7, 2012 at 11:07 am

                      Sry clover my actual user name is just smithy a double of me keeps using my computer I keep forgetting to check ill give u a ice pack because it gets quite hot over there but it does have very cold mountains so that will be good yeah I’ll see u later bebe I’ve got to go to my mums birthday party she says so I’m goin but she’s agreed to take me home at 7:00 which is plenty can u be there at the brib or someone I pay!

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:43 pm

                      Well I just read Mr Mutts and Zyboragons Bio as well as the cybogs site page it seems to me that theres alot going on that needs to be done and Jessie please don’t feed of my emotions it’s rude without asking.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      April 7, 2012 at 11:27 am

                      Anoying sums up ARC. A Cyborg is half biological material, half robotic. I’m Mutt by the way, a Hybrid.

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:32 pm

                      Thanks Mr Mutt I just read yours and Zyboragons bio wow you guys sure have done alot.

                    • ARC says

                      April 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm

                      If ARC could feel any form of emotion, ARC would find joy in annoying you Mutt.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      April 7, 2012 at 1:20 pm

                      Hail Clover,
                      ARC is my clone, he was created before I became a dragon. He is not a pet and definitely not a slave.
                      As a general rule, we’re not at war with each other, sometimes a survivor goes power hungry and starts acting a bit rude, I’m not exactly up to date here, I’m sure that’s what’s going on though.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 7, 2012 at 1:26 pm

                      Zyboragon feel free to read my explanation if you need catching up I’ve pretty much summed it all up.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      April 7, 2012 at 1:27 pm

                      Already did.

                    • Smithy says

                      April 7, 2012 at 1:57 pm

                      Zyborgaron can u come lock my crib bebes not redponding I’m goin over there to see if she’s ok. ( 5 minutes later ) bebe u in (scream!!!)

                      (breaks down the door bebe!!!!!)

                      Sh|¥ she’s gone I gotta go save her but I only have 1 hour god damn!

                    • Bebe says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:07 pm

                      Sorry guys I have to leave for England a friend pass away so I won’t be around for a few days . 🙁

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm

                      Bebe sorry to hear of your loss hope your trip is fruitful take care and see you soon.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 7, 2012 at 3:21 pm

                      Bebe, I am sorry for you that your friend is gone. I am sorry I can not use better words, but I find myself having difficulty finding the right adjectives to describe how sorry I am for you.

                    • Smithy d says

                      April 7, 2012 at 4:07 pm

                      Bebe would u like me to resurrect ur loved one? From smithy no one locked him up so he’s gone mad on the streets so who’s responsible!? I have seen him just now!

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 3:09 pm

                      Hi Zyboragon I’m Clover a Ice Dragon I’ve never met a dragon like you before. Sorry if I thought that Arc was a pet or slave in your travels have you encountered any of my kind Ice dragons that is. Your the only one that I have seen on this site are there others?

                    • Zyboragon says

                      April 7, 2012 at 4:42 pm

                      There are few dragons here Clover, it’s not impossible to find us though.

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 5:17 pm

                      Ok thanks just really wonted to say I

                    • Smithy d says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:44 am

                      Yeah Seth well I didn’t make a call with an operator just three numbers, last night felt like a long night can I come out now!?

                    • ARC says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:11 am

                      Subject Jessie, if you can do a test for ARC real quick, does ARC truly have no emotions?
                      If you can help, ARC will be set on the right mind path.
                      Zyboragon will pay you a few gold coins if you wish.

                    • Smithy d says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:52 am

                      Mmm muffins ur they don’t do them like they used to like for example belly busters bakery that used to be a place which had cakes beyond emagination but muffins arnt so tasty anymore only the proper bakery’s do lovely muffins bebe I those chew toys are ripped to pieces so don’t wry I’ll go out and buy some myself there’s one more full moon tonight so if u could do tonight as well! 😀

                      I pay £50 or $45 they have different values in different countries but u already knew that right!? 😆

                    • Smithy d says

                      April 7, 2012 at 3:07 am

                      I bet supreme fire is sooo good a keeping chos cool his brain is in algebra position just an example SF! Burn a house down or something u underestimate my power like I do with u but I read some of ur files says here ur a ex execuinor u was fired because u murderd mr John treaman that’s right and ur not a agent of the underworld either ur a fugitive I suggest u kick ur backside in gear cause ur not goin to want the water elementoids!! Coming after I’m even more generous than u were to me I’ll let u go but one more evil thing and in callin the water police!

                    • Supreme Fire says

                      April 7, 2012 at 10:15 am

                      A bit more then fired but acurate so far. If I read it right. Could anyone translate that thing by smithy D about me into English.

                    • Smithy says

                      April 7, 2012 at 11:10 am

                      Surrender fire I said it wrong ur better at keeping ur cool ok!?

                    • Smithy says

                      April 7, 2012 at 11:10 am

                      Surpreme not surrender i mean

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:12 pm

                      Smithy, I don’t mean to side with the other team here but as Mutt said above, Kitsune would beat the living S@*& out’ve me through time gaps and the Jessie would feed on my emotions. Nothing personal.

                    • Smithy says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:32 pm

                      Ah it’s over Jessie can just feed off ur sadness that’ll hel

                    • Smithy says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:36 pm

                      Jessie could u feed off my sadness I don’t know how it tastes do it for agharna as well if u wish I don’t fully understand why the promblem had not been resolved earlier is Jessie doin it I feel much better now! 😀

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:57 pm

                      So Smithy, how’s hunting been lately?

                    • Smithy says

                      April 7, 2012 at 1:58 pm

                      Hunting??

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:00 pm

                      Well, you’re a werewolf so I figured that maybe you hunted idk a deer or something for food.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:39 pm

                      Deer are delicous. Humans taste better……. JOKEING!! Maybe

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 2:51 pm

                      Humans are very tasty well they where in the 17-th centruy I now eat anything I can catch. Ever have manticores there a little tricky with there tails but once you rip them off there delicous so are griffins but since you have some on the site I’ll reframe from eating any.

                  • Clover says

                    April 7, 2012 at 3:19 am

                    Hi I’m Clover a Ice Dragon can’t really tell from your pic are you a fire Dragon? My best friend was a fire dragon unfortunately some knight got her. If you are is there any other Dragons around I have’nt seen any in years I’ve have been sleeping since the 17-th century. There does seem to be alot more pepole around.

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                    • Smithy d says

                      April 7, 2012 at 4:54 am

                      Hey clover I’ll can give u a map it shows all the dragons it’s nitty on a ordinary map otherwise they would be hunted why not head there loads of dragons are there and agharna is a fire element not a dragon beware the dragons territory they’re quite territorial!

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 9:27 am

                      Thanks Smithy d it would be very useful I would be happy to see more of my kind again.

                    • Supreme Fire says

                      April 7, 2012 at 9:46 am

                      The Doctor, Time Kitsune, Supreme Fire, Unknown, Jessie: we are the five elements of time.
                      The Doctor: Space
                      Time Kitsune: dimension
                      Supreme Fire: Time
                      Unknown: Power
                      Jessie: beauty
                      All: nice to meet you clover.

                    • Smithy says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:37 pm

                      Would u rather me speak Japanese? Conisiwa see mon vou???

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 7, 2012 at 12:09 pm

                      Hi Clover, I’m Agharna Phellan. I’m a Fire Elemental and I’m sorry that you have to hear the pointless squabbles going around between me and… well just about everybody.

                    • Clover says

                      April 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm

                      A fire elemental do you know the ice elementals there very shy and are suspicious of everything they live in the Artic. You all seem to be at each others throats this is a very active site. Nice to meet you by the way.

              • Smithy d says

                April 7, 2012 at 4:51 am

                I know what u want in life agharna it’s gold right u want to let it go back to normal nah the police is outbid the question I’ll give u a candle it’s up to u what u want to do with it make u stronger because it’s fire or light ur path I don’t know bebe I’m still in this shack and I need to pi$$

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                • Bebe says

                  April 7, 2012 at 4:57 am

                  Sorry Smithy your free ,( I open the cribs door ) it’s 3 am here I was sleeping talk to you later. 🙂

                  Reply
                  • Smithy d says

                    April 7, 2012 at 5:02 am

                    I cool bebe ok ahhhhhhhnm I need to get into the toilet open up!!!!!

                    Kitsune: hang on!!!

                    Smithy: hurry!

                    Reply
                    • Smithy d says

                      April 7, 2012 at 5:03 am

                      No I cool no i mean that’s cool

                • Agharna Phellan says

                  April 7, 2012 at 12:21 pm

                  Actually all I truly want is to meet another elemental. Never have and probably never will. Also, I am sorry about my earlier statements it’s just that I lost family to A51 agents and when I hear about family being torn to shreds. However, under certrain circumstances, I have overlooked this as you have brought this family back to life and are nursing a child back to full health. Also, I am not a criminal, And Mr. John Tremain was an American Revolutionary War soldier.

                  Reply
                • Smithy d says

                  April 8, 2012 at 3:26 am

                  Aparently since I just woke up no one locked me in my crib yesterday I have made superstrech clothes that are stylish for werewolves I wore them but no one locked me up ok u guys own up who didn’t! 😐

                  Reply
                  • Smithy says

                    April 8, 2012 at 3:28 am

                    He’s using my computer again!!!! Arghh stay off! 😀

                    Reply
          • Smithy says

            April 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

            Thx bebe for the crib decor aghama it’s already cased closed since when did u become a judge!!!!?

            Reply
            • Smithy says

              April 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm

              Thank u I guess the punishment was very fair even though it was the manticore venom thx again bebe night again I’m in Britain it’s 7:07 here right now

              Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              April 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

              Don’t ever question my authority. I work as a French agent of the underworld, oui. And frankly you, monsieur, are a lucky man. Lucky that you’re only trial was by a silver cage. I don’t want to hear of any more disturbances, oui?

              Reply
              • Smithy d says

                April 7, 2012 at 2:57 am

                Silver cage I don’t remember that must’ve been ur mind but ur
                Mind is proberly toast under all that heat right lol

                Reply
        • Smithy says

          April 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm

          Upright I’m in the crib right now in one hour the TF will start good luck kole crimson ami and all werewolves see u guys in the morning Hugh another full moon peril!

          Reply
          • Bebe says

            April 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

            Crib is lock and your ready see you in the morning. 🙂

            Reply
            • Smithy says

              April 6, 2012 at 2:11 pm

              Hang on just need to put on my superstrech clothes u don’t want to well ur only goin to unlock the door but still I think I’ll put them on anyway just in case it’s not like I’m goin anywhere

              Reply
              • Smithy says

                April 6, 2012 at 3:46 pm

                Recorded message…

                Seth I have found because TFs of werewolves like me are three times around the full moon but we forget what happens so I looked it up it’s three nights in a row so after tonight there’s another

                Oh joy

                Press1 to reply
                Press2 to dismiss
                Press3 to delete

                Reply
                • Smithy d says

                  April 6, 2012 at 3:50 pm

                  Hi im filling in for smithy he’s having a fit in the crib! Urrrr he wants mr to tell u dren that he’s sry we should be friends and he wants nothing else he also said he likes u but he thinks Vettys still better at flying!

                  P.s. I cannot transform because I’m like bebe v I’m a spirit in the mind but I’m not evil we talk and that oh cra* his wife’s here damn it!!!!!

                  Reply
                • Seth says

                  April 7, 2012 at 2:18 am

                  Hail Smithy,

                  Thanks for keeping on with this pre-recorded message. So what happens if I press 0? Do I get an operator?

                  Seth

                  Reply
              • Smithy d says

                April 7, 2012 at 3:00 am

                Be my guest agharna I love sunny beaches but this is perfect I used to help u but now u just want a battle I can see it in ur eyes u look tired get some rest I’m lookin at u right now in a sniper position!

                Reply
    • Dren says

      April 6, 2012 at 9:38 am

      Your delusional.

      Reply
  4. Dren says

    April 6, 2012 at 9:57 am

    I have a somethings to do. See you on Easter.

    Reply
  5. Raven says

    April 6, 2012 at 10:16 am

    Hi Dren!

    Reply
  6. Bebe says

    April 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    My fault I thought since we are already there waiting Till the manticore war is over and your place is large enough to hold everyone that Easter dinner would boost everyones morel. I can move it to some where else if you like. Sorry again I should have asked.

    Reply
    • Smithy d says

      April 7, 2012 at 5:00 am

      Clover they are not games were chatting it’s survival do we need to communicate but there is a war between manticores and griffins I was bitten by one before but I wasn’t turning into one it just made me go crazy and caused me to kill bebes daughter I still have nightmares about it but it’s resolved and valarys back to the living! 🙂 Talk to dren if u need more info ha dren I told u I wouldn’t turn into a manticore I took one of bebes potions if u need anything let me know ok but I can’t help cause I’m stuck in a werewolf crib

      Dren is a griffin

      I’m a werewolf

      Agharna is a fire element

      Bebes a vampire come witch come well she’s cool

      And u an ice dragon simple really

      Reply
      • Clover says

        April 7, 2012 at 11:41 pm

        Thanks for the update Smithy d.

        Reply
  7. CrimsonAmi says

    April 6, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Hey me again. I will be on from now on when the full moon comes around to warn those of you who wouldn’t be prepared for any incidents regarding Lycanthropes. Again for the next few nights beware any howling, and wooded areas at night. But pretty much a BIG survival DON’T is to be carrying something that smells like deer, or smelling like deer yourself.

    Reply
  8. Agharna Phellan says

    April 6, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Just finished celebrating Good Friday. It was so worth it not eating meat until today!

    Reply
  9. Agharna Phellan says

    April 6, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    It’s okay Mutt. However, you think you’re going to eat my emotions? Ha, that’s almost funny becuase the only emotion I feel is hate!

    Reply
  10. Agharna Phellan says

    April 7, 2012 at 12:37 am

    I hardly even care anymore. Right now, I could be destroyed by a water elemental and not even care. So, if you want to destroy me do it. Like I said, I really don’t care.

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      April 7, 2012 at 12:50 am

      In fact, please do. I have no hope of finding what I truly want the most. Please, just destroy me.

      Reply
  11. Clover says

    April 7, 2012 at 1:58 am

    Hi guys I’m Clover a Ice Dragon. Time Kitsune must be a time traveler this Jessie sounds dagerous. Are you at war or playing games?

    Reply
  12. Agharna Phellan says

    April 7, 2012 at 2:37 am

    Dude, why does everyone evil use my name? I was trying to look at some of the poems that I submitted awhile back and it said that some demi god named Khons used my name and some a51 agent and then that idiot doctor crane. Why me? Can’t they find someone better to impersonate?

    Reply
  13. Bebe says

    April 7, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    Hey everyone I have to leave the site for a few days a very good friend pass away and I have to go to England for the services talk to you later. 🙁 😥

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      April 7, 2012 at 1:24 pm

      Terribly sorry Bebe.
      Take care and have a safe trip.

      Reply
  14. Agharna Phellan says

    April 7, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    Nice to meet you, too. We’re a bit… how should I say… competitive. I have actually never met another elemental, as I was raised by a pack of werewolves. I didn’t know of my heritage until last month. Area 51 agents invaded the village I was raised in and executed everyone inside including my wife and two sons and my adopted parents, who at the time I believed to be biological. Luckily for me and two of my friends, we were hunting at the time of the attack. I suffered from deep grief of the news for a day before going to the Area 51 camp and burned it to the ground. I later learned from the archive of the village I had recently moved to that I was a Fire Elemental and that my parents had lied to me my entire life. Upon hearing this, I burned my new village to the ground, but left everyone alive. I had just married my new wife(who is currently filing for a divorce against me) and I was stopped by Bebe and Dren. Unfortunately, due to my actions, Dren drowned himself and he and Bebe went to a parallel universe. Upon this, Dren got Bebe and the two left together, still a bit disgruntled with me, which they got over rather quickly. Smithy recently destroyed ARC and Valary, Bebe’s daughter, and Dren and I began creating an alliance to capture and punish him for his crimes. However, Smithy, now fully aware of what he had done in his wolf form, revived Valary and nursed her back to health. He then, bravely, suffered the consequences of his actions by having what is basically a silver cage be locked onto his head so he could not shift form for awhile. Since then, we have become friends once again and he has not been harming anyone.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      April 7, 2012 at 1:26 pm

      Ahem* Smithy was delusional and thought he destroyed ARC, it’s impossible, trust me.
      I’m sure he’s past the point where even I can’t stop him.

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        April 7, 2012 at 1:28 pm

        Righ, sorry Zyboragon.

        Reply
      • Clover says

        April 8, 2012 at 1:03 am

        Well that must be a relief to you and Bebe. Bebe seems to be sweet on Arc. Must be nice to know that technically Arc can be around forever unlike me who can starve or if caught sleeping beheaded.

        Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 7, 2012 at 4:02 pm

      Could I please note that I didn’t wolf out on valary and ARC it was the manticore venom which made me so it AND I wasn’t sentenced to a silver cage I told bebe if fight a manticore giant and I did but nearly got killed and when I find the manticore that but me IM GOIN TO KILL HIM WITH HIS OWN CLAWS!!!!!!!!!

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        April 7, 2012 at 7:41 pm

        Amazing how you didn’t note on the fact that I called you brave. Hmm… I feel like burning something!

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          April 7, 2012 at 7:46 pm

          And I’m sure you guys wouldn’t want me to burn things? SO STOP INTERRUPTING IT’S A PRETTY GOOD EXPLANATION CONSIDERING I WASN’T REALLY FOCUSED ON THE WHOLE FAMILY SLAUGHTERING PART!

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            April 7, 2012 at 8:24 pm

            Cool it. Now what questions do you have about Vampires.

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              April 7, 2012 at 8:29 pm

              Alright
              1) Do vampires usually co-exist in areas populated by humans, or do they have their own communities?
              2) Is garlic an actual weakness of vampires or is that completely fictional?
              3) Do vampires feed off human blood or do they supplement themselves with other kinds of nurishment/blood?
              4) Do vampires tend to work in the medical field in order to gain blood?

              Reply
              • Mr. Mutt says

                April 7, 2012 at 8:55 pm

                1) both, vampires livein small groups in human communities usually for the large supply of food.
                2) garlic as I found out personally is 100% useless against any vampire. There is another herb known as Vervain that will burn vampires like acid. Also if eaten by humans it will protect them from compulsion. If a vampire eats it they’ll be weakened considerably.
                3) it depends on the vampire. Some vampires find useing humans as cattle distasteful. However human blood straight from the source is the most potent vampire food. Despite popular belief vampires can feed on humans without kįlling them. They sometimes will become attached to there humans and treat them as pets. Quite grøss if you ask me.
                4) I have heard of at least one vampire becoming a doctor for the blood. Beyond that…. Well I don’t really go to the hospital.

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  April 7, 2012 at 9:01 pm

                  Thank you for your time Mr Mutt. I know that such trivial questions probably don’t interest you much and a hero of your stature shouldn’t need to answer them.

                  Reply
                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    April 7, 2012 at 9:28 pm

                    I’m not a hero, and I’m always glad to help. No question is trivial, unless pertaining to the color of the sky. Any mytho questions you may have I’ll gladly answer. I have a good knowlege of a lot of supernatural creatures.

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 7, 2012 at 9:29 pm

                      Good, you’ve passed the test.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 7, 2012 at 9:45 pm

                      Mutt, help, a vampire’s trying to possess me! He said something about bringing his master back to full strength!

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      April 7, 2012 at 10:12 pm

                      I’m hear (sound detected, gasping) and that’s one vampire out for the count. Helpful hint, breaking a vampires spinal chord won’t kįll them. It’ll just knock them out for a while.

    • Clover says

      April 7, 2012 at 11:58 pm

      Wow you guys are busy I had no idea this site was so active I just wonted to make friends and meet some Dragons but I am glad to have met you all. I never new there was such a variety and diverse community here and lots of hybrids. Such a wonder this site is I wished my husband was still around to see this he would have been amazed as I am.

      Reply
  15. Agharna Phellan says

    April 7, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Right, sorry.

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      April 7, 2012 at 1:36 pm

      Also, sorry I keep apologizing, but you’re kind’ve my idol. I mean you’ve pretty much rid the world of evil.

      Reply
  16. Mr. Mutt says

    April 7, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Louis Pine vids are awesome!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 7, 2012 at 10:50 pm

      Hail Mr. Mutt,

      There are more to come. Hopefully Louis will be okay. The sneak peek is ending right away but I’ll be sure to let you know when they are all up.

      For those who don’t know what Mr. Mutt is talking about here is a link:

      http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-resources/sneak-peek-at-my-lupine-life-by-louis-pine

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  17. Agharna Phellan says

    April 7, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Can I get help? I’m righting a book about vampires, but I need some more helpful information from an actual vampire. Can anyone help?

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      April 7, 2012 at 5:32 pm

      I have the weaknesses of a vampire. I’m part vampire. Would that do?

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        April 7, 2012 at 7:38 pm

        Yeah, that would do.

        Reply
  18. Agharna Phellan says

    April 7, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    Um… okay Clover and Mutt… that wasn’t evil at all lol

    Reply
  19. Raven says

    April 7, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Hey Clover! So you’re an Ice Dragon, huh. That’s nice. I am a Shadow Dragon, well at least I can become one. I can turn into any animal form at will. I am mainly a Lycanthrope. I am a Hybrid like Mr. Mutt, but not the same mix. I am a Lycanthope, Angel, Theireanthriope, and other things oh no someone is here.

    Reply
    • Clover says

      April 7, 2012 at 11:35 pm

      Hi Raven nice to meet you a hybrid wow that must be very useful so who has come to call? Are you ok?

      Reply
      • Raven says

        April 8, 2012 at 10:30 am

        Yeah, I am fine. Someone just tried to atttack me but I blocked it. Are you only an Ice Dragon, or something else? Can you fly to my house and see me? I am really starting to like you. You are really cool. Hey, Seth, how did Dren become a survivor of the month? He is not even a true griffin! Ive been helping responsible Zombies escape from disasters. I am almost as busy as you. Now Dren never showed up or turned me into a griffin. You shold talk tohim.

        Reply
        • Raven says

          April 8, 2012 at 10:32 am

          Sorry i was saving Demons

          Reply
        • Clover says

          April 8, 2012 at 12:32 pm

          Hi Raven I’m Fine glad you are. I would fly over but pepole would try to kill me I’m very big and can’t hid well in any neighborhood I flew downtown and caused quite a scare humans are very violent and these guys shot little metal things at me they sting like hell. I live in Europe and have no clue to where you live anyway. Yes I’m only a Ice dragon and have been asleep for centuries thank you for wanting to be my friend it’s hard to make friends when they think your going to eat them and all my other friends have been slaughtered by knights and warriors thats when why I went to sleep to try to forget them.

          Reply
        • Seth says

          April 8, 2012 at 1:10 pm

          Hail Raven,

          I am very glad to hear that you are keeping on keeping on. Good work on the block! You know what I always say sometimes, “the best defence is a good defence.” Thanks for all your efforts in saving lives. Do you have an estimate of how many lives you have saved so that I can bump the counter up?

          Survivor of the Month is determined not be choice but by a random draw based on how many helpful comments or actions a survivor takes. So the more things someone does the more likely that they can be randomly chosen but it is still possible for someone to only have done one helpful thing in a month and then win by luck.

          Since there are more candidates than awards not everyone who I wish could get one gets one right away but it won’t be long before everyone will get recognized for their awesomeness.

          I don’t think that you should be mad at Dren. It is very dangerous for supernaturals to travel in the world and I would like to encourage you to make sure that you never (not on this site or anywhere else) give out any personal information including your full real name or your age or where you live. You can say what country or state you live in but you shouldn’t get more specific than that unless you live in a really big city like New York City. This is an important rule because your safety is the most important thing. You need to be safe and secure and keep on keeping on.

          Thank you so much for all of your awesome contributions to the site and to supernatural survival. I am so lucky to have met you and the other survivors on this site.

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
  20. Agharna Phellan says

    April 7, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Shh or the voices in my head will have to shout.

    Reply
  21. Seth says

    April 7, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    Hail Survivors,

    There is still time to catch the special sneak peek at some new videos so head over to this link but hurry because time is short and this sneak peek will be over soon.

    http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-resources/sneak-peek-at-my-lupine-life-by-louis-pine

    Keep on keeping on.

    Seth

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      April 7, 2012 at 11:23 pm

      No, sneak peeks have always turned out terribly. I shall stay here, not clicking on any links… I might be sitting here for awhile…

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        April 7, 2012 at 11:33 pm

        come on! It’s so coool!

        Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          April 7, 2012 at 11:35 pm

          Are you trying tempt me with the word “cool”?
          Won’t work.

          Reply
          • Agharna Phellan says

            April 7, 2012 at 11:45 pm

            Zyboragon, they are pretty awesome.

            Reply
            • Supreme Fire says

              April 8, 2012 at 12:04 am

              Situation update! My life sucks.

              Reply
              • Clover says

                April 8, 2012 at 12:20 am

                Why does your life suck!!!

                Reply
                • Supreme Fire says

                  April 8, 2012 at 12:46 am

                  I still haven’t gotten the stuff together to document my life as a runner for my location. Seth knows what I’m talking about. I am the runner number 5 of my location. We have a slight zombie problem. The “most reliable website for buying zombies” sent me a live zombie instead of the dead one I asked for. I accidentally started a small appocalypse in my area. Hey SETH I need a good zombie locator app for an iPod.

                  Reply
                  • Clover says

                    April 8, 2012 at 1:30 am

                    Eeeewwww zombies they taste terrible as do vampires but warewolves are quite tasty once the hairs gone. I of course will reframe from eating any unless they annoy me or wish to do me harm. Do you need help containing the zombies I could freeze them solid till the Z.R.A (zombie rights advocates) get here and help them .

                    Reply
                    • Supreme Fire says

                      April 8, 2012 at 1:37 am

                      Ah I don’t need ZRA here I’m just ki||ing them all off. Their d€ad anyway and I am sending their sp|rits to their final resting place. The “activists” would tell me I’m breaking some rules and that I just can’t k|ll zombies. That’s like telling me that since some virus k|lled my grandma I can’t do whatever I want to to send her on her way peacefully.

                    • Supreme Fire says

                      April 8, 2012 at 1:41 am

                      Uhmmm…….no thanks ZRA would just send me to prison. 😈

                    • Smithy says

                      April 8, 2012 at 3:33 am

                      Hey clover that’s just really charming!!!!!! 🙁 I feel cooked now

                    • Zyboragon says

                      April 8, 2012 at 9:49 am

                      It’s awful how zombies get treated, even after all the progress they’ve made.
                      Hopefully project ZTA will turn things around.

                    • Katsune says

                      April 9, 2012 at 3:44 am

                      What is TZA anyway?

          • Clover says

            April 8, 2012 at 12:17 am

            I have to agree with everyone there awsomely cool and a bit grose.

            Reply
            • Smithy says

              April 8, 2012 at 1:00 pm

              Guys I’m afraid after my research zombies have no sense of community or decency I like killing them but when I see someone turn into… What the hell JESUS ZOMBIES!!!! There breaking down my front door

              (grabs 9mm bang bang moan ) SH|¥ come help… Arrgggghhh

              Reply
              • Smithy d says

                April 8, 2012 at 2:07 pm

                Oh yeah I don’t have a website but I do have a hotmail account my hotmail name is ZombiBrainz@live.com

                P.s. I don’t really have zombie brains but I might if no one oh wait I have a teleportation that bebe gave me (Zzt) smithy d hang on!!!

                (Zzt)

                Smithy d: phew! 🙄

                Reply
  22. Agharna Phellan says

    April 8, 2012 at 12:13 am

    Hmm it seems my medication is wearing off.

    Reply
    • Clover says

      April 8, 2012 at 12:24 am

      You better take more before the voices come back.

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 8, 2012 at 3:42 am

        Surpreme fire as in (ZOMBIE MONTH VIDIOS) there zombies there not ur loved one anymore infact there already dead they die first after there spirit goes to limbo and then to heaven depending on ur religion then they reanimate into a zom!!!!! Kill all sons a ~#^#^|~$ that’s my round up hey u guys wanna go Thorpe park with me???

        (they all look at smithy)

        I pay!

        Mmmmmmmmmmmm }*#}^#}}|~>.>#~..$%#|

        Reply
  23. Agharna Phellan says

    April 8, 2012 at 12:27 am

    Well actually I’m only on them for ADHD… and schizophrenia, dimensia, multiple-personality disorder, bipolar disorder, anti-social-personality disorder, manic depression, and paranoid personality disorder… but that’s about it.

    Reply
    • Clover says

      April 8, 2012 at 1:15 am

      Wow would you like a pharmacist to go with all that or a whole pharmacy. 😆

      Reply
  24. Agharna Phellan says

    April 8, 2012 at 12:58 am

    NYAH! GET THE MOUSE! I CAN FEEL THEM SWARMING AROUND INSIDE MY SKULL! Like butterflies. Pretty colorful butterflies. Blue ones, green ones, yellow and red, THE COLOR OF BLOOD! WARM, TASTY BLOOD! Everyone’s always staring at me! Why do they stare? Oh no, somebody turned the world upside down! I’m just a little bunny rabbit! I never wanted to be an evil overlord, I just wanted to be a dancer. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! Why would I break you? You already broke my heart(sobbing) LIMBO TIME! It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all.

    Reply
  25. Smithy says

    April 8, 2012 at 3:37 am

    Agharna calm down I’ll get u from limbo oh what was that spell again oh and bebes still missing but since she’s gone to see her (sad) loved one (dead) I thought she’s ok but she went missing I’m not sure if this is a trick BUT as far as I can see she’s really upset I could bring her back from the dead but it’s too late she’s already left limbo and is in heaven I can’t bring her back now!!!!! 😥 Hope ur ok bebe!!!!!!

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 8, 2012 at 6:44 am

      Hey guys look up 115 it’s sick!! It’s a heavy metal rock band playing 115

      Reply
      • Raven says

        April 8, 2012 at 11:59 am

        Hey Smithy. How was the transformation?

        Reply
        • Smithy says

          April 8, 2012 at 12:57 pm

          It went ok raven last night no one locked me in my crib so that was madness and the night before was Ok I haven’t killed anyone ever because I wolfed out only valary cause I was bitten by a manticore u know what time zyborgaron wants us round is it tommorow !?

          Reply
          • Smithy d says

            April 8, 2012 at 1:55 pm

            Smithy got out were ok but there’s a zombie outbreak in London oh god save the queen

            Smithy: god save the queen!!!!!!

            Smithy d Seth u better note this and can someone please get us out!!!!!! Crap more of em

            ( bang bang bang splat)

            Smithy: flesh junkies!!!!

            Reply
            • Smithy d says

              April 8, 2012 at 2:03 pm

              Hey guys I have a new well not an app bug I’m goin to say I can hell with acctual moon phases so…

              Moon phase lowering ➡ 95%

              In other words lowering means when the moon phase is in reverse kind of like after the full moon if shrinks and starts becoming a empty moon that’s lowering increasing means getting closer to the full moon ok so that’s

              SmithyZombiBrainz broadcast of the moon with a touch of frost 😆

              Reply
            • Katsune says

              April 9, 2012 at 3:49 am

              Be careful Smithy some zombies are good only take out the bad ones.

              Reply
        • Clover says

          April 8, 2012 at 8:55 pm

          Hi Raven how are you did you check out the survivers of the month I never new Bebe was a hazard on vacation or that Dren was a golum. 😆

          Reply
      • Smithy d says

        April 8, 2012 at 3:58 pm

        Ah hell, My wife’s brother has been bitten by a zombie! This is madness

        Reply
  26. Dren says

    April 8, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    What’s happening. I need 2 get caught up.

    Reply
    • Smithy d says

      April 8, 2012 at 2:10 pm

      Make that 94% lowering!

      Reply
      • Smithy d says

        April 8, 2012 at 2:12 pm

        Since the moon is pretty much full I have very visible symtoms

        (ahem I still have a tail!) cough!! Sry hairball

        Reply
        • Smithy d says

          April 8, 2012 at 2:12 pm

          Dren congrats on monthly sur u know what!

          Reply
          • Dren says

            April 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm

            Oh uh I’m falling asleep. I need to take a catnap. Sorry.

            Reply
            • Smithy d says

              April 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm

              Well I still pretty much full but hay my tails gone about time (cough)

              Reply
  27. time o STIGMA says

    April 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    I’m BAAAAAAAACK!

    Reply
  28. time o STIGMA says

    April 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Yo dawgs I be back in the hiz Howe baybee!

    Reply
    • Clover says

      April 8, 2012 at 8:59 pm

      Hi time o Stigma I’m Clover a Ice Dragon if you mean Bebe she like left for England for a friends funeral not sure when she will be back.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        April 8, 2012 at 9:39 pm

        How are you? Crazy I assume?

        Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        April 8, 2012 at 10:02 pm

        Ah there’s Stigma.
        How goes the survival?

        Reply
      • time o STIGMA says

        April 8, 2012 at 10:51 pm

        It’s kinda funny, mutt used to call me a werechimichanga. Not too sure why, but it was pretty funny.

        Reply
        • time o STIGMA says

          April 8, 2012 at 10:58 pm

          Y U NO SUBMIT?! (>_<)

          Reply
    • Dren says

      April 8, 2012 at 10:09 pm

      Kinda funny that when you mentioned werechimeras he came back. It’s just like Beattlejuice.

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        April 8, 2012 at 10:34 pm

        I expected as much.
        Didn’t “Ah there’s Stigma” seem peculiar?

        Stigma, I’m unsure what has occurred but ARC isn’t fond of you right now. (Not that he can be fond of anything anyways). When your name is mentioned he keeps saying “Leave ARC alone” or “Subject Stigma will not be permitted”.
        Any ideas on what happened?

        Reply
        • time o STIGMA says

          April 9, 2012 at 1:54 pm

          Hmmmm…. Uhhhhhhhhhh…. Uhmmmmmm… I think it had something to do with rabies… Rabies foam…. Dripped on his circuits? Nonono… I think it had something to do with one of my army tearing off his… No. Okay, yeah I got nuthin’. OH! Maybe it’s because… Yeah never mind.

          Reply
  29. Agharna Phellan says

    April 8, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    Guess who ripped off a Doctor’s arms and beat him unconscious? Not me.

    Reply
    • Smithy d says

      April 9, 2012 at 3:49 am

      Farrise since I’m a werewolf I could talk them out if it. !

      SmithyZombiBrainz moon phase broadcast

      Moon phase lowering ➡ 89%
      With some vampires kicking there own ass

      Reply
    • Katsune says

      April 9, 2012 at 3:51 am

      Who did and why?

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 9, 2012 at 5:29 am

        Don’t wry katsune at the moment I’m just getting zombies who want to tear me apart!!!!!!

        Hang on I’ve got a destress call

        Anonymous: anyone out there we (moan) Zzt bang need… Su-pport man down aaarrgghh

        Smithy: u there SH#>

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        • Katsune says

          April 9, 2012 at 7:47 am

          Hi Smithy I’m in china right now hidding from cannibals I help one zombie family and the cannibals are all up in arms there trying to kill me and this family of zombies. We are ok right now how about you?

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  30. Farrisse says

    April 8, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Hello everybody i hope this is a good time 2 say THERE IS ALOT OF WEREWOLFS AND VAMPIRES ON MY TAIL

    Reply
    • Smithy d says

      April 9, 2012 at 3:52 am

      Time o stigma I don’t know u so hi and of u want can u come help me with the Zombie apocalypse in London!

      (bang bang splat)

      Smithy d: HA HIS HEAD CAME OFF!!!!!!!!

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      • Smithy d says

        April 9, 2012 at 3:54 am

        Smithy d is still using my computer sry my names smithy not smithy d any new comersif u don’t know me stay off 👿

        Reply
    • Katsune says

      April 9, 2012 at 3:54 am

      Hi I’m Katsune a warecat what are you? A warewolf perhaps. Why are they after you?

      Reply
      • Smithy d says

        April 9, 2012 at 3:55 am

        Kitsune hi again

        Reply
        • Smithy says

          April 9, 2012 at 3:58 am

          Stop using my computer with ur name!!!!!!

          Smithy d: well get me a computer then

          Smithy:…

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  31. time o STIGMA says

    April 9, 2012 at 12:31 am

    Darn it, Seth! How am I supposed to lend help (and get survivor of the month) if you have my account locked down?! 😡

    Reply
  32. Dren says

    April 9, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Do you ever think that smithy keeps hitting his head on a coffee table or was dropped on his head when he was a baby?

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    • Smithy says

      April 9, 2012 at 6:58 am

      Pphff whatever

      SmithyZombiBrainz broadcast is at ah what the heck I’ll just leave dren I have to let u know that when I was bitten by a werewolf I got a small siegure I have a mental disorder and I’m not thinking like u guys so there I said it happy!!!!!! 🙁

      Reply
    • Clover says

      April 9, 2012 at 7:53 am

      He does seem to need help quite often. Smithy and Smithy d might have been siamese twins joined at the head and there brain had to be devided.

      Reply
      • Dren says

        April 9, 2012 at 7:59 am

        I still think he enjoys hitting his head against coffee tables.

        Reply
        • Clover says

          April 9, 2012 at 8:02 am

          😆 your funny 😆 .

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            April 9, 2012 at 8:22 am

            Oi! Leave Smithy alone.
            Smithy may be unusual but he’s much better than Zanthre or Abstract.

            Reply
            • Dren says

              April 9, 2012 at 8:25 am

              Good point. I may be gone for a while. I don’t know for sure though. I will try to check back before Wednesday.

              Reply
            • Clover says

              April 9, 2012 at 8:26 am

              Your right Smithy and Smithy d are very good pepole sorry guys just teasing.

              Reply
              • Smithy says

                April 9, 2012 at 9:55 am

                Thx guys but I doubt that our minds were split and I’m no where near as evil as abstract or zanthre whoever he is but thx

                Reply
                • Zyboragon says

                  April 9, 2012 at 1:27 pm

                  Zanthre was my son.
                  VAL was the mother, all of our eggs were destroyed except one.
                  Zanthre was extremely twisted.

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    April 9, 2012 at 1:29 pm

                    I’m an extremely twisted possible sociopath without my meds

                    Reply
                    • Zyboragon says

                      April 9, 2012 at 5:27 pm

                      Interesting.

                  • Clover says

                    April 9, 2012 at 2:42 pm

                    I had a husband once and two children unfortunately the Knights Templars found them. 🙁 Now I’m on my own and restocking my supplies. I almost had a human husband but I let him go humans just don’t live long enough and I wanted him to be happy.

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                    • Zyboragon says

                      April 9, 2012 at 5:34 pm

                      Terribly sorry Clover.
                      Family is important, it’s tragic watch them disappear.

                    • Dren says

                      April 9, 2012 at 9:02 pm

                      Blaze is my only child. And I dont count Chauncey as family.

                      Oh! If you ever have the chance, visit the Georgia Aquarium and take the swim with gentle giants program. For $100 dollars you have 45 minutes of snorkeling or scuba diving. A whale shark almost touched me. They had no inclination that I was actually a griffin.

                  • Clover says

                    April 9, 2012 at 9:03 pm

                    Thanks Zyboragon I sorry about yours as well. Now that I’m awake I feel there loss they would of loved this new world well enough of that it’s time to look forward to the future I better go through my weapons collection they seem to be rather out dated and midevil I’ve got quite a collection from all the knights,warriors and farmers that have tryed to finish me off.lol I must say I do like the maces they look like my tail, anyone need any Misericodes, Bilbos,Wakizashi,Mattocks,Broadaxes and Menaulions.

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                    • Zyboragon says

                      April 10, 2012 at 7:26 am

                      Want some of my weapons? All kinds, even the hypno ray that I sometimes use while I’m rearranging the rooms of random humans.
                      They know something’s wrong with the room but they don’t know what.
                      Actually more entertaining than it sounds.

                    • Clover says

                      April 10, 2012 at 7:40 am

                      That would be great you may have to show me how to use them.

                    • Dren says

                      April 10, 2012 at 7:41 am

                      I just spend my time coordinating large parties at my manor, like the one I invited you to, or making golems or gargoyles.

                • Clover says

                  April 9, 2012 at 2:34 pm

                  Your very funny Smithy I like you. Is there still knights in england? sorry about the brain thing I have’nt talked to others in centuries and sometimes I forget my manners.

                  Reply
  33. Raven says

    April 9, 2012 at 10:04 am

    My mother, my aunt, my brother, and I are going to Turtleback Zoo today for Wild Day! The main reason why we are going there is because on Wild Day, TWO new wolf pups are being born! The sanctuary where the wolves are in have large glass panels so it feels like we are actually with the wolves! Another thing is they come to greet certain people (maybe not people) and come to the panel to greet you! To learn more go to: http://www.Turtlebackzoo.com Maybe someone can come there to to see me, Dren!

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    • Dren says

      April 9, 2012 at 9:10 pm

      Two things.

      1) I think whale sharks are the coolest animals on earth. Sorry, it has little importance.

      2) Come see you. As if you will live there? Why would you live with the wolves, besides the fact your a werewolf.

      Reply
  34. Raven says

    April 9, 2012 at 11:34 am

    I am leaving soon. Take my comments off moderation. I’m leaving at twelve so I want them to see it Seth.

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 9, 2012 at 1:04 pm

      I’ll come with u raven! How much do u want I’m only here to see if these (people) are supernatrauals by using tests e.g. Please could I hold this silver bracket I dropped my money

      Reply
  35. Agharna Phellan says

    April 9, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    I wish somone would explain to me how I survived when that damn broke on top of me and water poured out. But, something strange has happened. I no longer seem to be in control of fire, however, I am not a human. It seems I strangely have control of another element… but, it’s very unlikely because unless a magical spell were used… I would’t be ablr to control it… because it is the exact opposite of fire… water.

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  36. Agharna Phellan says

    April 9, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    It’s only unlikely because there is only one witch that I know. And she is believed to have… passed on…

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 9, 2012 at 4:37 pm

      Well clover I do
      My best to be funny but not mad! Lol Agharna the chances are the water has extinguished ur firery heart meaning u have become a water element I researched it elements can mix so ur probably thunder or ice now! I still have my wife and son but she’s hiding something and my son won’t stop eating table legs and zombies are bashing down my door again bone hores!!!!!!

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 9, 2012 at 4:42 pm

        Hey guys the SmithyZombiBrainz moon phase broadcast is about to begin

        Moon phase is emptying and is at 86% ➡ Recommended I tunes apps

        Werewolf detector

        Space/ type: education

        Reply
    • Clover says

      April 9, 2012 at 4:50 pm

      Well isn’t Bebe a witch speaking of Bebe she’s a demonic vampire-witch I undrestand the vampire-witch part, and from her bio She became a demonic vampire does that mean she has a demond in her or just has demonic powers maybe she cast a spell on you to make life better being a fire element must be harder than water as a Ice dragon I love the water.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        April 9, 2012 at 10:27 pm

        She’s not possesed. Dęmonic vampires were a sub spiecies which went extinct. That’s where you get all the religous refrences to vampires being like dęmons and stuff. Thing is they weren’t quite extinct and Bebe was bitten by one. Dèmonic vampires have extra fangs and dęmonic powers.

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        • Agharna Phellan says

          April 9, 2012 at 10:32 pm

          Then let’s destroy the filthy b@#*&@$ who bit her!

          Reply
          • Dren says

            April 9, 2012 at 10:42 pm

            Calm down AP. You need 2 learn 2 not get to angry. I channel most of my rage into golemancery and gargoylemancery. Learn a trade to help channel emotions.

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              April 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm

              Well we can’t let the filthy beast walk. Why don’t we imprison him or vaporize him! He bit Bebe!

              Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              April 9, 2012 at 10:53 pm

              Sorry but bin there done that Dominic turned into a lovely pile of ash.

              Reply
              • Agharna Phellan says

                April 9, 2012 at 11:00 pm

                I don’t care about dying! Send me in there! I just want to save Bebe… she’s my friend… and I owe her… I’m not afraid to die doing it!

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  April 9, 2012 at 11:09 pm

                  Dominic = demonic vampire. Dominic = taking a dirt nap. Am I clear now?

                  Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  April 9, 2012 at 11:10 pm

                  SEND ME IN NOW!

                  Reply
                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    April 9, 2012 at 11:14 pm

                    Dominic was the dęmonic vampire! He’s dëäd

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 9, 2012 at 11:18 pm

                      Okay… so where’s Bebe?

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      April 9, 2012 at 11:28 pm

                      In London, at a funeral. She’s been a dęmonic vampire for a while.

                    • Dren says

                      April 10, 2012 at 1:20 am

                      Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

                      Sorry. Its nothing.9

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      April 10, 2012 at 1:40 am

                      I’m ready to reincarnate him and kill him… like the grudged fight between the Belmonts and Dracula… good game…

                • Dren says

                  April 10, 2012 at 2:16 am

                  Hmmm.

                  Wraiths feed of of emotions. I don’t but I can sense something there. I think you have feelings for Bebe. Never mind it was silly…

                  Reply
                  • Clover says

                    April 10, 2012 at 3:12 am

                    I get that feel too there’s more to it than friends. Hey I thought that Bebe was sweet on Arc a demonic vampire-witch and a cyborg . Very interesting combo.

                    Reply
                  • Katsune says

                    April 10, 2012 at 8:14 am

                    Hey Dren isn’t Bebe and Arc together ??? I would not wont to tick off Arc. 😕

                    Reply
                    • Zyboragon says

                      April 10, 2012 at 9:31 am

                      Katsune, this topic has been made clear by Bebe many times, it’s tragic, she has taken a liking to ARC but while he’s still unable to feel emotions, he may never be able to return those feelings.
                      It’s a rather cruel fate waiting for Bebe in this regard. I’ve attempted experiments to help ARC, all in vain. There’s nothing here that would “tick ARC off”.

                    • Clover says

                      April 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm

                      Wow poor Bebe.

                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    April 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm

                    Thanks dren, Ofilia just finished interagateing me over that little comment. I’ll tell you what I told her (23,000 times) I’ve had to save Bebe to many times not to be concered. At times it seems like the universe wants her dęâd. I turn around for three minutes and suddenly she’s possesed. I watch out for her in both meanings of that sentence.

                    Reply
                    • Dren says

                      April 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm

                      Just swallow the pill that I teleported to you. It’s probably in your pocket. Swallow it and hope you don’t end up in a pile of compost like AP.

          • Clover says

            April 10, 2012 at 1:30 am

            I agree let’s get her/him .

            Reply
            • Dren says

              April 10, 2012 at 1:58 am

              Luckily I have some informants placed there. Van Helsing just arrived an hour ago. If we don’t move fast enough, he will get to her before we do. I will arrange a roadblock for him. Can’t drive when you’ve got an angry mob of gargoyles pounding away at your Prius.

              Reply
              • Smithy says

                April 10, 2012 at 2:11 am

                Even I feel like killing the werewolf who bit me but I know it couldn’t help it so I’m just goin to survive and bebes in London with a zombie apocalypse goin on strange hang on my wife’s calling me yeah hunnie ok! Bye guys important bisnesss!

                Reply
              • Clover says

                April 10, 2012 at 3:17 am

                Mr Mutt said it was a demonic vampire named Dominic and he’s already ashes and Bebe’s been a demonic vampire for awhile now. I choose to believe Mr Mutt it even says in Bebe’s bio that they took care of it.

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        • Clover says

          April 10, 2012 at 1:28 am

          Extra fangs mmm I wonder what her demonic powers are anyone know.

          Reply
    • Dren says

      April 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

      Maybe yor a dark elemental. They’re rare, but extremely powerful.

      Reply
      • Clover says

        April 10, 2012 at 3:19 am

        A dark elemental I’ll have to ask her when she gets back. What is a dark elemental?

        Reply
        • Dren says

          April 10, 2012 at 6:58 am

          Oh! I was talking to AP. He says he’s not a fire elemental anymore. A dark elemental is a being created from the shadows.

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  37. time o STIGMA says

    April 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    😉

    Reply
  38. LycanMorgan says

    April 9, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    Seth,
    C.R.A.P… apparently me and my best friend down in KY are both Werewolves. It’s also close to the FM (full moon), and I’m actually pretty scared 🙁 . I read what I should do, and did just that. (NO CHOCOLATE MUFFINS.) As I said, tomorrow is the full moon. 😯

    Help me. From Morgan.

    Reply
  39. LycanMorgan says

    April 9, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    Seth,

    I’m also a vampire, which is really weird. 😕

    Reply
  40. That Thang Morgan says

    April 9, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Wait, moons waning. Plus I feel weird because the TF in ending. Thanks anyway.

    Reply
  41. Raven says

    April 9, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    I didn’t see ya smithy! Where were you? Two wolves passed by me when I was there and they also stared at me when they were lying down. It seemed like they were telling eachother I was there.

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 10, 2012 at 2:05 am

      Hi Morgan I’m a werewolf too! Bebe u there it’s Important u can hear me u need to get back over here as fast as u can and be careful have u seen any zombies because there’s a zombie apocalypse in London argh crap (blast bang moan running low on ammo!!!!!!

      Smithy d:me too

      Reply
  42. Agharna Phellan says

    April 9, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Quite possibly…

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 10, 2012 at 1:58 am

      Sry Ravern I was there but I got lost with the jarrafes lol ago nest by the way Guys whoever bit bebe is proberly in the same position I was in when I was bitten by a manicore I know how it feels we can’t just go in and expect a fight whoever this demonic vampire is its proberly scared!

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 1:59 am

        Sry raven I mean

        Reply
  43. time o STIGMA says

    April 9, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    Hahaha! I just love watching the walking dead!

    Reply
    • Katsune says

      April 10, 2012 at 8:31 am

      I do too I’ve got all the movies and a few posters I even have a cut out from one of the theaters. My mother nearly had a heart attack she ran into it at 3 in the morning I forgot to put it away I never new my mom could swear like a trucker. 😆

      Reply
  44. Dren says

    April 10, 2012 at 7:33 am

    Dear _____________, (Zyboragon, Mr. Mutt, Bebe, Katsune, AP, Clover)

    You have been invited to Dren’s first annual Spring Party. This year the party will be Greek themed. We will celebrate Persephone’s return to Demeter. Don’t feel comfortable. Just ask me and I will do my best to accommodate your need.

    Each of you must bring your own clothes and toiletries, but you will each be given your own room. We have a few ground rules though.

    Don’t feed Chauncey fish.
    Don’t harass Chauncey.
    Don’t mess with locked rooms.
    If you open an unlocked room and see Mr. Hyde, close the door and run.
    No harming anyone.
    Please don’t stick your finger in a gargoyle’s face… They bite.
    No eating fish before I say you can. Chauncey gets angry when his fish are stolen.
    Use the “Do Not Disturb” if you are doing something that is either disturbing or private.
    Wipe your feet at the mat. It’s there for a reason.

    Do you have children? The more appetizers the merrier!

    Just kidding, Chauncey is very kid friendly. They have to room with the parent though. I could give ARC his own room though.

    Included is a pill. If you swallow it you will become drowsy. You will fall asleep and be woken up by Chauncey. We have chewable tablets for the kids. Warning: this product may make you drowsy!

    If you have any questions just ask!

    Dren

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    • Clover says

      April 10, 2012 at 8:02 am

      On what day and time and do you have a room large enough for me? Remember I,m a dragon about 44 feet tall, why would I take a pill to go to sleep I’m a master at sleeping.

      Reply
    • Katsune says

      April 10, 2012 at 8:08 am

      What day and time and are you going to invite Raven and Smithy it’s not a party with out them.

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 8:39 am

        That’s ok I can’t come anyway I’ve gotta kill these zombies and save the queen she’s trapped I could get well I’m not goin to go to it yet but I could do with some back up!!

        Reply
        • Smithy says

          April 10, 2012 at 8:50 am

          I can’t come back for a argh might as well tell I my wife’s shes a vampire my sons half vam half WW I’ve taken him away and left her with a UV bomb if she moves she will go u know I dont know where we goin but the zombies are all around my sons been looking like a zombie and I fear hes infected this is starting to make me deliusinal my teleportation ring that bebe gave me is damaged I can’t use that I’ve got the queen to safety I’m not having a $]>$$!!! Good day I dont feel good myself and well proberly be dead or walking dead in a few hours argh more of em!!!!!Smithy d get to the barn over there!!!!!!!

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          • Dren says

            April 10, 2012 at 8:58 am

            Looks like Smithy can’t come. That’s a shame…

            HEY CHAUNCEY! YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN THE CLOSET ANYMORE!

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      • Dren says

        April 10, 2012 at 8:45 am

        Sure I will. I’m running out of rooms though. Im not going to relive the disaster when I made Chauncey sleep in a broom closet.

        Clover you need to take the pill so you can teleport to my house. Other than that, it’s useless. I have rooms to accommodate your size.

        It’s from now to the thirteenth. I have all your rooms ready.

        Bebe and ARC have different rooms but a door between them. I dont really want to think of what they are going to do in there…

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        • Clover says

          April 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

          Ok sure I’m on my way (swallows pill).

          Reply
        • Clover says

          April 10, 2012 at 1:20 pm

          I can only stay for a day I have to get my supplies ready I’m going to go back to sleep for a few hundred years or so.

          Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      April 10, 2012 at 9:34 am

      I decline, with respect of course.
      With project Z-25 releasing soon, I’m extremely busy.

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 10:11 am

        We’re ok I don’t think we’re turning into zombies we just had to eat some stale bread thats proberly why we got I’ll it was the only thing we could find hey dren I’ll come and bring a mechanical bed set for chauncy she can sleep with u it comes with food and water or whatever she likes to eat and drink si she doesn’t have to sleep in the closet it’s cosey and u can keep it for free like an extra bedroom its an expandable bed that grows to the size of clover no offense clover but u can choose its size and it’s comfortable chauncy will be in her element hey dren sry about the last week we shouldn’t argue even though I think I hate my guts! 😐 But I’m fine if u don’t want me to come ill have to bring my son oh I haven’t told u his name it’s jack

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        • Smithy says

          April 10, 2012 at 10:13 am

          (smithy drives to dren ) would u stop eating the door

          Jack: ???

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          • Smithy says

            April 10, 2012 at 10:17 am

            Hey dren don’t wry I’ve got a satnav to ur house jack stop eating to door whhoaghhh (sshhrriikkkk) what the hey watch ur driving scum bag!!!!!

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            • Smithy says

              April 10, 2012 at 1:48 pm

              Right this has to be the right house (knock knock)

              5 minutes later knock come on still wrong house agh SH*% sod this I’m takin the pill gulp cough cough I got it stuck need water!!!!!!!! !!!! Ughhhhhhh

              Reply
      • Dren says

        April 10, 2012 at 10:35 am

        Ok then. I figured it will be a nice break. You won’t get another chance until September. Are you sure.

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        • Zyboragon says

          April 10, 2012 at 10:45 am

          Apocalypses don’t take holidays.

          Reply
          • Smithy says

            April 10, 2012 at 12:31 pm

            My wife deserves what she’s getting she’s stuck with a UV Ultra violet bomb and I did so it hasn’t gone off in in control of the bomb if she moves it’s goes off! She’s staying there until I find the people who did this I know because her bedroom was filled with silver! And she has the badge AWC (anti werewolf company) sickos! So not only is she a vampire but she’s a werewolf hunter I’m not goin to let them go easy!

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    • Agharna Phellan says

      April 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm

      Oh, boy I just love parties. Although my last one lost me a girlfriend because when I woke up and sobered up in the morning I had three new women around the house. But, I love my wild escapades. So how do I get there?

      Reply
      • Dren says

        April 10, 2012 at 2:44 pm

        Take the pill I gave you. Hint: it’s in your pocket.

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          April 10, 2012 at 2:48 pm

          The pill doesn’t look like a marble does it?

          Reply
          • Dren says

            April 10, 2012 at 2:57 pm

            I really don’t know. You’ve got a fifty fifty shot.

            Reply
    • Raven says

      April 10, 2012 at 9:37 pm

      Oh I’m not invited!

      Reply
  45. Half blood says

    April 10, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Aaaaand of course once again I am ignored.

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    • Smithy says

      April 10, 2012 at 12:33 pm

      I’m not ignoring u u a werewolf I am, dren I’m here! Mmm wrong house

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 12:34 pm

        Come on zyborgaron Come party!

        Reply
    • Clover says

      April 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

      Hi I’m Clover I’m sure you can come to the party the more the marrier.

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 1:50 pm

        WATER!!!!!!! Cough ah much better! M5 minitues later still don’t feel. Woozy my son does

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        • Dren says

          April 10, 2012 at 2:42 pm

          Smithy. I live in the Rockies. Just take the pill.

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      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm

        Hey it worked dren I think I landed in ur cellar

        Reply
        • Dren says

          April 10, 2012 at 2:56 pm

          Mysterious Voice: I found a rodent Master Dren.
          Dren: No Chauncey, that’s just Smithy.
          Chauncey: Oh sorry Master Smithy.

          Reply
          • Half blood says

            April 10, 2012 at 3:04 pm

            Hey Chauncey can I pet you? I’m a half changed werewolf I love monsters.

            Reply
            • Dren says

              April 10, 2012 at 3:09 pm

              Chauncey: Master Dren, there’s a half changed werewolf in the Attic. And he wants so pet me.
              Dren: I already told you, that’s Smithy.
              Chauncey: No Master. This is someone else.
              Dren: Your guidelines to being my butler golem state that you unless I direct you otherwise shall follow a guest wishes. He may also brush you if he gets pleasure out if that.

              Reply
              • Half blood says

                April 10, 2012 at 8:29 pm

                Sheez dren you make me sound like a perv€rt. Hey Chauncey I have a question. What are you exactly? I’ve interviewed a monster like you but your different.

                Reply
                • Dren says

                  April 10, 2012 at 8:32 pm

                  Chauncey: I am a golem sir. Dren created me out of obsidion and then painted me so I look like I have human skin. I am his butler, and the head of his golem serving staff.

                  Reply
                  • Half blood says

                    April 10, 2012 at 8:36 pm

                    Kind of lame. Oh well. TRANSPORTIONATION!!!! Wait… I can’t get free I need to head home. TRANSPORTIONATION!!!! Oh come on! Let’s try TELEPORTIUM!!! No? Igwanis? No! What the hey? Is this a no magic zone?

                    Reply
  46. Agharna Phellan says

    April 10, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Hmm… this place is strange… but kinda roomy… I think I’m in a room… perhaps a bedroom of some sort…

    Reply
    • Dren says

      April 10, 2012 at 3:33 pm

      You’re in the compost building.

      Reply
  47. Agharna Phellan says

    April 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Eww… um… can I be shown where the shower is?

    Reply
    • Dren says

      April 10, 2012 at 3:54 pm

      When you enter the house go left when you reach the kitchen. Your staying at the first door on your right. There’s a shower in there. Use the whole bottle of AXE if you want. Didn’t matter to me.

      Reply
  48. Agharna Phellan says

    April 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Thank you. Do you know who else will be showing for sure yet?

    Reply
    • Dren says

      April 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm

      Dren: No idea. So far we have you and Smithy. And Half Blood’s upstairs petting Chancey…
      Chauncey: HELP ME!

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm

        I found my way to the cellar door took off my shoes and I’m in my bedroom it’s nice nice place u got here! Dren I’ll go see if chauncys ok no no u don’t pet her like that u gotta get it right in the back of the ear it’s the best kind of scratch may I please note that my son needs a bit of well,… Decency in his comfort or he bites!!!!!! He’s got fangs! His first ever one

        Jack: (bite)

        Owww there getting sharp!!!!!!

        Reply
        • Smithy says

          April 10, 2012 at 4:33 pm

          It’s a good thing I took the pill or the zombies may have followed me here I’m very nervous I don’t want to do anything that upsets u dren tell me what I should do and I’ll do it I don’t want to make myself at home I’ll ask before doin anything hang on isn’t it a full moon here tommorow!!!? 😯

          Reply
          • Dren says

            April 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

            As long as you stay within the manor, you can’t transform. Little protection spell I learned.

            Reply
        • Smithy says

          April 10, 2012 at 5:04 pm

          I thought I might bring my Xbox!

          15 m later

          Agharna and smithy killing zombies online

          Smithy: I’ve been beaten 🙁

          Reply
        • Smithy says

          April 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm

          What u called me a rodent thx a lot and that’s sick I’m no rodent and chauncy is lovely but she bites when ever I see her toys

          Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm

        I don’t mean to have a go but I’m wondering do u have deers round here I’m lookin for a few KGs of meat

        Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        April 10, 2012 at 5:40 pm

        I may drop by. Just a heads up, I wouldn’t recomend teleporting anything to me again. If your pill had anything that could be considered harmful to me in it or on it, every molocule in your body would Have exploded outwards. You have no idea how many times dęmons have tried to teleport me bombs.

        Reply
        • Dren says

          April 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm

          Ok thanks for the heads up. I guess I will have to resort to pidgeons. Golem pidgeons.

          Reply
  49. Agharna Phellan says

    April 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Ahhh… that shower was quite refreshing. Now is there any sort of musical instrument in my room?

    Reply
    • Dren says

      April 10, 2012 at 4:38 pm

      None in your room but in the living room I have a piano. I don’t use it, but it looks nice. Or you can try and see if you can play the gong outside. It’s a very big gong though.

      Reply
      • Clover says

        April 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

        Hi Dren my room looks great but I have one problem theres this well I don’t know what it is but he/she/it keeps looking at me funny. Oh and do you have any scrap metal that you don’t need?

        Reply
        • Dren says

          April 10, 2012 at 5:43 pm

          Is he/she/it Chauncey? Chauncey Is a male golem. He has a lazy eye so don’t worry. I have a collection of useless rakes in my cellar.

          Reply
  50. Agharna Phellan says

    April 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    Well… I brought my bass… kind’ve not related to the occasion, but at least I can play it in my room without disturbing anyone.

    Reply
    • Dren says

      April 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

      Early dinner tonight. Be at the kitchen in 20 minutes. I don’t have any liquor. It kills griffins. Chaunceys making Vermont Cheddar Bacon Burgers, with a side of French fries and root beer.

      Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

      Bass do u mean double bass I play that! I was in the orchestra! For 2 years I’ll use a teleportation spell to get it

      There we go bum du bum it needs more rosin and a tune up!

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        April 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm

        No electric bass. I’m in a band… we play in underground night clubs some times…

        Reply
    • Smithy says

      April 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm

      I think I know that spell mmm that helps but Hey agharna how about we play for u dren and other people who turn up and we can play some tunes I can still beat agharna on the Xbox if I get the time

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        April 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

        I’m awesome on the Xbox I’m really REALLY GOOD but agharna is better my room is right next to clovers 😎 Dren may I also ask if u have meat ah don’t wry got spares in my bag (munch)

        Reply
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