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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,804 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Theresa Louise says

    February 12, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Ahhhhhhhh!! Nyan-cat aliens attack!!!! You’re right, WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!

    Reply
  2. Theresa Louise says

    February 12, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Hey umm… Does anyone know about “get the same score as the year of the battle of the red cliffs” is in fruit ninja?

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      February 12, 2012 at 9:29 am

      TL how did last nights transformation go for u??

      Reply
    • Alex says

      February 12, 2012 at 9:39 pm

      Finish with a score of 208, its awkward how in ss we learned about the battle of the red cliffs when that update came it 😛

      Reply
    • Smithy says

      February 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm

      Hi I’m back from a long break moon phase is at 76% ok

      Reply
    • Kole says

      March 26, 2012 at 9:11 pm

      get a score of 208
      i found it on bing before i joined this site

      Reply
  3. Mr. Mutt says

    February 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    It’s to peaceful! I’m starting to seem freaken paranoid!

    Reply
    • Alex says

      February 12, 2012 at 9:40 pm

      wont be much peace after that.

      Reply
    • Seth says

      February 15, 2012 at 2:16 pm

      Hail Mr. Mutt,

      I agree with you it is a very strange lack of supernatural activity lately. I think something big is brewing.

      The A51 attack that took down the SOS site for a short time on Monday evening might be a precursor to something bigger. I think it is important for all survivors to stay vigilant right now.

      You are only paranoid if they are not out to get you.

      Keep on keeping on staying alert.

      Seth

      P.S. Thanks again for alerting me to the attack on the site Mr. Mutt. Thanks to you Graham and I were able to get it back online pretty quickly and escape and permanent consequences.

      Reply
  4. Theresa Louise says

    February 12, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    Oh, hey there Smithy. Sorry, I was charging my iPhone. My tranformarion went well. How was yours? (if you had one)

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      February 13, 2012 at 8:10 am

      Thanks TL mine went ok I think I may have smashed my crib it’s been destroyed signs of werewolf it must have been me urrrr.

      Reply
  5. Zyboragon says

    February 12, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    I apologize for my lack my comments, I will attempt to be on the site more in the next few weeks.

    Reply
  6. Bebe says

    February 13, 2012 at 7:41 am

    😕 Has any one notice a black Lincoln with 3 men following them I have they have bin following me all weekend and I’m getting very ticked off :X

    Reply
  7. Theresa Louise says

    February 13, 2012 at 8:08 am

    Thanks Alex

    Reply
  8. Theresa Louise says

    February 13, 2012 at 8:11 am

    In what mode?

    Reply
    • Alex says

      February 14, 2012 at 10:26 pm

      Any

      Reply
  9. Pauzzis97 says

    February 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    I’m back :mrgreen: and i’m happy , but sad because tomorrow is Valentine’s Day aka the forever alone day for me 🙁 , sorry if your not interested but i never had a boyfriend in my life and i’m happy but sad about it ! and now the important stuff : before march 23 i want to have 50 subscribers on my youtube channel , can you guys make a youtube and subscribe ? it would mean the WORLD to me , just to see my subscribers go up and not down soooo pretty please can you guys do it :mrgreen: if you do it i will love you forever and everrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!! :*

    Reply
  10. Pauzzis97 says

    February 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    I’m back :mrgreen: and i’m happy , but sad because tomorrow is Valentine’s Day aka the forever alone day for me 🙁 , sorry if your not interested but i never had a boyfriend in my life and i’m happy but sad about it ! and now the important stuff : before march 23 i want to have 50 subscribers on my youtube channel , can you guys make a youtube and subscribe ? it would mean the WORLD to me , just to see my subscribers go up and not down soooo pretty please can you guys do it :mrgreen: if you do it i will love you forever and everrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!! :*
    http://www.youtube.com/user/paolasmakeup97?ob=video-mustangbase <—- link to my channel 🙂

    Reply
  11. Theresa Louise says

    February 14, 2012 at 8:18 am

    My dog is ssooo cute!  He’s accually a Beagle/German Shepard. His head and ears are beagle shaped and his legs and body is German Shepard. His coat is G Shepard colors. Right now he is chewing his little bone! We got him in (I think) early September or late August.

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 14, 2012 at 8:23 am

      Hi TL he does sound cute can he do any tricks?

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        February 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

        Hey bebe how about u use your witch powers to make the dog know loads of tricks… What , I’m just saying :mrgreen:

        Reply
      • Alex says

        February 14, 2012 at 9:34 pm

        Not my utube channel. Its my friends.
        My dog (while she is asleep)
        http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=AbIyRndNqoM

        Reply
  12. Theresa Louise says

    February 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Well, if you consider sitting, shaking paw to paw, and lying down tricks than yes. Oh, and happy Valentins day!

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 14, 2012 at 5:16 pm

      Happy Valentine’s Day. Hope your is as fun as mine. 🙂 🙂 🙂

      Reply
  13. Mr. Mutt says

    February 14, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    I sadly forgot that I celebrated Valentines day and am currently in deep crud with my mother and other certain people. Who I may or may not be hiding from.

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 14, 2012 at 5:44 pm

      You can always text them each a peronal Valentine’s day message. Even if you did forget as least they Know you still care. Have a wonderful Valentine’s anyway. Bebe 🙂

      Reply
  14. Zyboragon says

    February 14, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Eh Valentines, ridiculous day.

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 14, 2012 at 5:27 pm

      Oh come on Valentine’s Day is a wonderful day. Marcus is taking me to the Vampire Valentine’s Day Dance, today is also his 800th birthday so we are celabrating big time. He gave me a dozen roses and a ruby scarab necklace wich use to belong to Queen Tiye. Happy Valentine’s Day Zyboragon wishing you the best. Bebe 🙂

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        February 14, 2012 at 6:35 pm

        I decline.

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          February 14, 2012 at 8:43 pm

          Grouch.

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            February 14, 2012 at 8:46 pm

            I have my reasons.

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              February 14, 2012 at 9:00 pm

              Don’t we all?

              Reply
              • Zyboragon says

                February 14, 2012 at 10:21 pm

                I’m allowed to be a grouch every once in a while.
                I’m just not into the whole “romantic valentines day” stuff.
                ……….
                ….

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  February 14, 2012 at 10:27 pm

                  Yeah I’m more of a Halloween, fourth of July, thanksgiveing kinda guy. Explodeing things, candy, and good food….. what more ya want in one year?

                  Reply
                  • Zyboragon says

                    February 14, 2012 at 11:16 pm

                    Presents during Christmas perhaps?
                    Even if I’m buying for myself. Heh heh.

                    Reply
                    • mrjaffa says

                      February 15, 2012 at 6:37 am

                      Oh… Oh gods. I caused quite a bit of a mess on this battlefield, I may or may not have killed the giants too…. I’m terribly sorry mutt, I hope you can forgive me. I was in my vamP state, and as usual my vamp side was none to happy. Although, that’s no excuse for me acting the way I did, I should learn to control myself better. I’m so sorry.

                    • Bebe says

                      February 15, 2012 at 8:42 am

                      It’s like guys are allergic to romance.

                    • Alex says

                      February 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

                      Bebe, I have reasons why I dont celebrate Valentines. I dont celebrate patriks day or easter or any of that stuff.

                    • Bebe says

                      February 15, 2012 at 4:46 pm

                      Alex I’m sorry to hear that. I celabrate all the hoildays, when I was little my family always did now its a tradition and a passion for me. In this world of depression and stress it gives me something to look forward too and I love giving gifts to others. I always think positive and happy about the hoildays no matter what happend in the past I live in the hear and now if I dwelled on the past I’d be to depressed to live, so I make the best of these hoildays and am blessed with good freinds to celabrate with even if pepole think I’m silly and foolish I don’t care. 🙂 🙂 🙂

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      February 17, 2012 at 11:32 pm

                      Celebrate casmere Pulaski day? 🙂

                    • Bebe says

                      February 18, 2012 at 1:00 am

                      Mr Mutt I don’t celabrate Casimir Pulaski Day I would if I was Polish or had freinds that did. 🙂

                    • Kole says

                      March 26, 2012 at 9:13 pm

                      the only thing better than christmas is honika you get 8 days worth of present plus you still have time to change to Christmas when it’s over!

                  • Smithy says

                    February 15, 2012 at 4:41 am

                    Oh come on the best time of the year is Christmas not just because of the presents it’s really the family and friends and Christmas. Carols that make my christmas a good one!!! :mrgreen:

                    Reply
                  • mrjaffa says

                    February 15, 2012 at 5:26 am

                    Who taught you to spell you blathering imbecile? It is Thanksgiving, without the e, you fool! I know this and im not even an adult nor do i celebrate Thanksgiving! *Sigh* stu!id mutt.

                    Reply
                    • Zyboragon says

                      February 15, 2012 at 6:29 am

                      Mrjaffa, I’m a cyborg and even I let spelling errors slide, I let them slide because they are trivial, the only time anyone should ever complain is if the commenter has messed up so much that you can’t understand what they’re typing. Please refrain from using rude terms that could offend someone, Mutt is a valued member and I would dislike it if he left because of rude remarks.

                      I will now commence in making spelling errors to a completely random sentence.

                      Takeing the raod ontoo the pallace off the univerce.

                      Mock me.

                    • Alex says

                      February 15, 2012 at 6:36 am

                      *splash*

                      •_•

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      February 15, 2012 at 9:08 am

                      Look mrjaffa here’s the thing, I DONT GIVE A F@&:&! I only try to spell well when I’m writing a paper for school or something. Seeing as this isn’t a paper for school I am going to cut myself slack. Making rūde insinuations about who taught me to spell is angering and insulting. So be warned: the next time you make a spelling error I’m going to jump down your throat over it.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      February 15, 2012 at 1:09 pm

                      I wouldn’t worry about it Mutt.

                      When I run my crazy cyborg eyes through the comments, I often find that that nobody really meets the Cyborg Literacy Requirements, including myself, even Seth.
                      Point is, nobody is perfect, and showing that your not a perfectionist makes you much more likable.

                      Express your right to ERROR!

                    • Bebe says

                      February 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

                      I agree with Mr Mutt and Zyboragon my spelling and grammer is atrocious at work I always let my secretary proof read anything inportant.

                  • mrjaffa says

                    February 15, 2012 at 5:27 am

                    Who taught you to spell you blathering imbecile? It is Thanksgiving, without the e, you fool! I know this and I`m not even an adult nor do i celebrate Thanksgiving! *Sigh* stup!d mutt.

                    Reply
                    • Alex says

                      February 15, 2012 at 7:56 am

                      Thanksiwos isnawpdk

                  • Alex says

                    February 15, 2012 at 2:30 pm

                    Yay another American 😀

                    Reply
                • Smithy says

                  February 15, 2012 at 4:44 am

                  We wish u a merry Christmas
                  We wish u a merry Christmas
                  We wish u a merry christmas

                  And a happy new year the tidings we bring for u and your king we wish u a merry Christmas and a happy new year!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: 😛 😆 😀 😎

                  Reply
  15. mrjaffa says

    February 15, 2012 at 5:22 am

    alright guys, war update. theres about 3 giants left, and myself. the mantis are marching on the castle, and im going to be trying to get myself into my vamp side. ill probably come back p!ssed, so someone make me drink holy water after, please. and also forgive me if i start insulting anyone, your family, or your mother.

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      February 15, 2012 at 8:14 am

      Mr Jaffa I have been assigned to the pentagon in the U.S. so im now not just a werewolf but a general!! I’m a black op I could send in an air strike on the 3 giants and the mantasises if u would like me too I’ll kill them all your choice I have an air strike team waiting for a reply! 😐

      Reply
      • Seth says

        February 15, 2012 at 2:33 pm

        Hail Smithy,

        Gratz on the new job. Do your employers know of your supernatural abilities?

        Keep on keeping on.

        Seth

        Reply
      • mrjaffa says

        February 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm

        ummmm, no you couldnt. first of all, the giants are my allies. second, its on another astral plane. and last, i may of k!lled them all while in a vampiric rage

        Reply
    • Seth says

      February 22, 2012 at 12:50 am

      Hail mrjaffa,

      How goes the battle? Any updates for us? Hopefully you are not too grouchy when you return. If you are I have a lovely bottle of lemon Perrier that has had the appropriate blessings placed on it so that it is among the the first fizzy flavoured holy water and it has your name on it.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  16. ~Scar~ says

    February 15, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    Heu guys I’m so sorry for my long breaks I haven’t been able 2 get on but maybe tonight I might get u guys some werewolf incantations

    Reply
  17. ~Scar~ says

    February 15, 2012 at 9:33 pm

     “On the sea, on the ocean, on the island, on Bujan, on the empty pasture gleams the moon, on an ashstock lying in a green wood, in a gloomy vale. Toward the stock wandereth a shaggy wolf, horned cattle seeking for his sharp white fangs; but the wolf enters not the forest, but the wolf dives not into the shadowy vale. Moon, moon, gold-horned moon, check the flights of bullets, blunt the hunters’ knifes, break the shepherds’ cudgels, cast wild fear upon all cattle, on men, on all creeping things, that they may not catch the gray wolf, that they may not rend his warm skin! My word is binding, more binding than sleep, more binding than the promise of a hero.”

    There u go, a nice incantation. Also, if my comment before this is not published yet, just wait it will explain everything

    Reply
  18. ~Scar~ says

    February 15, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    “Hail, Hail, Hail, great wolf spirit, Hail!
    A boon I ask thee, mighty shade.
    Within this circle I have made.
    Make me a werewolf strong and bold.
    The terror alike of young and old.
    Grant me a figure tall and spare;
    The speed of the elk, the claws of the bear;
    The poison of snakes, the wit of the fox;
    The stealth of the wolf, the strength of the ox;
    The jaws of the tiger, the teeth of the shark;
    The eyes of a cat that sees in the dark;
    Make me climb like a monkey, scent like a dog;
    Swim like a fish, and eat like a hog.
    Haste, Haste, Haste, lonely spirit, Haste!
    Here, wan and drear, magic spell making,
    Findest thou me – shaking, quaking.
    Softly fan me as I lie.
    And thy mystic touch apply.
    Touch apply, and I swear that when I die,
    When I die, I will serve thee evermore,
    Evermore, in grey wolf land, cold and raw.”

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 16, 2012 at 8:24 am

      Wow that was pretty do you know any for vampires. 🙂

      Reply
  19. ~Scar~ says

    February 15, 2012 at 10:22 pm

    Hey seth i have some comments awaiting moderation still could u take carte of those 4 me?

    Reply
  20. ~Scar~ says

    February 15, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    Sorry that last one is from me, just typed my email wrong. Also i meant to say “care” instead of “carte”

    Reply
  21. Theresa Louise says

    February 16, 2012 at 7:14 am

    Hey, everyone. Im typing with my nose. after reading those chants, my nose is the only part not transformed!

    Reply
  22. ~Scar~ says

    February 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    To Bebe: no, but I will look up some for you if you would like.
    To Theresa Louise: interesting. That’s pretty strange.

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm

      That would be absolutely fabulous and thank you thats very nice of you. 🙂

      Reply
      • ~Scar~ says

        February 16, 2012 at 6:01 pm

        No problem if I find anything I will post it and if I can’t find any incantations if I find my thing else I will post it

        Reply
        • Bebe says

          February 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm

          Thanks 🙂 🙂 🙂

          Reply
          • ~Scar~ says

            February 16, 2012 at 6:14 pm

            No problem but should i post it here or on the vampire page?

            Reply
            • Bebe says

              February 16, 2012 at 6:26 pm

              On this site vampires or witches, I’m a Vampire/witch so any of the three is good. 🙂

              Reply
              • ~Scar~ says

                February 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm

                Ok

                Reply
      • Scarly says

        February 17, 2012 at 7:29 pm

        Bebe how have things been at the store since the reopening? Have you had lots of business? I hope its all going smooth. Could you find out if there are any books out there about ww dreams and whether you could get one for me? Thanks!

        Reply
        • Bebe says

          February 18, 2012 at 12:51 am

          Hey girl how you doing? The reopening was fantastic and I’m very busy I had to hire 2 new staff :). I’ve had a look and we have books on dream interpatation or books and novels on werewolfs with characters dreaming of being or turning into a werewolf. Like Clive Baker’s “Twilight in the Towers” from the Mammoth Book of Werewolf short stories. I don’t have any books just on werewolfs dreaming but I’ll keep looking. Bebe 🙂

          Reply
          • Scarly says

            February 18, 2012 at 2:53 pm

            Ok thanks Bebe. I think I’m going to try and study WW dream interpretations I bet there are a lot of wolves out there who would be interested in learning about what their crazy dreams mean.

            Glad the reopning went well. I would work for you if we lived in the same location. Glad things are going well.

            Reply
            • Bebe says

              February 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm

              Thanks Scarly I would love to have you work with me. 🙂

              Reply
  23. ~Scar~ says

    February 16, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    “Come, spirit so powerful! come, spirit so dread.
    From the home of the werewolf, the home of the dead.
    Come, Give me thy blessing! come, lend me thine ear!
    Oh spirit of darkness! oh spirit so drear!
    Come, mighty phantom! come, great Unknown!
    Come from thy dwelling so gloomy and lone.
    Come, I beseech thee; depart from thy lair.
    And body and soul shall be thine, I declare.
    Haste, Haste, Haste, horrid spirit, Haste!
    Speed, Speed, Speed, scaring spirit, speed!
    Fast, Fast, Fast, fateful spirit, fast!”

    He then makes the following formal declaration:

    “I (insert name) offer to thee, Great spirit of the Unknown, this night of (insert date) my body and soul, on condition that thou grantest me, from this night to the hour of my death, the power of metamorphosing, nocturnally, into a wolf. I beg, I pray, I implore thee-Thee, unparalleled Phantom of Darkness, to make me a werewolf, a werewolf”!

    And striking the ground three times with his forehead, he gets up. As soon as the concoction in the vessel is boiling, he dips a cup into it, and sprinkles the contents on the ground, repeating the action until he has sprinkled the whole interior of the circle. Then he kneels on the ground close to the fire, and in a loud voice cries out:

    “Come, oh Come!”

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  24. ~Scar~ says

    February 16, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    This one says there is a “concoction” but I do not have the ingredients for it

    Reply
  25. ~Scar~ says

    February 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Sadly, I am at a loss for finding any vampire incantations/spells. But I wil keep trying to find something for you, Bebe.

    Reply
  26. ~Scar~ says

    February 16, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    I have found @ spells for you Bebe! My searching was worth it.They may not be as prtty as the werewolf ones, but they will do.

    Spell #1

    You will need one candle (white would be best). A strand of your own hair. A drop of your own blood and 2 table spoons of water from any stream (bottled, tap, river, sea)

    Chant this as you mix the blood, the water, and your strand of hair together in a bowl.

    You pour the two table spoons into a bowl. You then add the drop of blood and strand of hair. When you are mixing them, repeat the following in a chant (you must believe it, otherwise it shall not work)

    Magic, Magic, enter unto me. Vampire transformation, is what it shall be.
    Bring me the powers, bring me the feeling.Bring me what I desire, So mote it be!

    And before you say “So mote it be!” you must pour the water with everything including, putting out the flame.

    Spell #2

    You will need two white candles. A strand of your own hair. A drop of blood. A drop of your saliva. Two tear drops from yourself and a tablespoon of stilled water. All this must be in a glass.

    You mix them all together, whilst chanting:

    “A vampire soul stuck for eternity
    Make me a night child so i’ll be free
    I’m begging you, i turn to thee
    Make me a vampire, so mote it be”

    Then pour the glass over the candle first lit, and then say “so mote it be” five times before blowing out the second.

    Spell #2

    You will need two white candles. A strand of your own hair. A drop of blood. A drop of your saliva. Two tear drops from

    yourself and a tablespoon of stilled water. All this must be in a glass.

    You mix them all together, whilst chanting:

    “A vampire soul stuck for eternity
    Make me a night child so i’ll be free
    I’m begging you, i turn to thee
    Make me a vampire, so mote it be”

    Then pour the glass over the candle first lit, and then say “so mote it be” five times before blowing out the second.

    Reply
  27. ~Scar~ says

    February 16, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Sorry on accident i posted the second spell twice.

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 16, 2012 at 8:43 pm

      Thank you Scar I will write them into my grimoire with a indecation at the bottom that there from a freind. I can’t wait to try them out.

      Reply
      • ~Scar~ says

        February 16, 2012 at 9:32 pm

        No problem. If you need anything else, I am the werewolf to call.

        Reply
  28. ~Scar~ says

    February 17, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    So, what did I miss everyone? Anyone can recap me, and I need to speak to seth.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 19, 2012 at 4:01 pm

      Welcome back ~scar~ Nice to hear of your ongoing survival and the situation with your braces. There’s been a lot happen since you were last here during the eclipse in December. I’ll try put together some links here. One of the main things that’s been happening is Graham and I have been working on the site mostly late at night and some of our fixes and changes have been crashing other things including the WW page but we hope to fix that now.

      Meanwhile, lots of survivors have been on trips lately. I’ll put together some links for you but maybe a good place to start for a genetic werewolf like you is with Smithy’s warning to werewolves. Smithy is a new WW, a bitten, with a plan to outrun the both the moon and Area 51 so he’s all over the world.

      http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/werewolves/comment-page-75#comment-109593

      Seth

      Reply
      • ~Scar~ says

        February 19, 2012 at 8:31 pm

        Thank you seth. I knew lots had to happen while I was gone.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          February 22, 2012 at 12:23 am

          Hail Scar,

          There certainly was lots going on. I probably missed some too. There has been a lot going on today as well. Some crazy stuff going on over on the Vampires page today: http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/vampires

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            February 22, 2012 at 12:28 am

            Just another day at the beach. That’s filled with landmines.

            Reply
          • ~Scar~ says

            February 22, 2012 at 9:08 pm

            Well, I have a question: what were u doing on at midnight? Well, other than working on the site……….. Or was that it?

            Reply
  29. Raven says

    February 17, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    I’m not really sure about a name… Raven is not temporary. Well, maybe it is. Scar, what do you need help with?

    Reply
  30. pauzzis97 says

    February 19, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    HELP……………………….

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 20, 2012 at 2:07 am

      ?How?

      Reply
    • Seth says

      February 22, 2012 at 12:17 am

      Hail pauzzis97,

      What’s the matter? Please let us know how we can help you!

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • pauzzis97 says

        February 22, 2012 at 9:49 am

        I don’t have much time they are coming , they want my locket ! HELP make theire cries stop !!!! It’s crushing my skull !!!! But how can I kill something I can’t see !!!!! MAKE THEM STOP !!!!!!!

        Reply
        • Bebe says

          February 22, 2012 at 2:17 pm

          Alex can help you he tried to help me I also have voices in my head but mine tell me what to do and I have to do what they say or ……….

          Reply
          • pauzzis97 says

            February 23, 2012 at 4:33 pm

            They’re not voices , they are this little creatures that i found in a closet on my basement , they can talk to me thelephaticaly and they want my locket !!!! they also cryypeJS_CWenwy one just bit me 😕

            Reply
            • Seth says

              February 23, 2012 at 6:05 pm

              Hail Pauzzis,

              Thanks for this cryptic update. Bebe appears to be experiencing a similar but different problem with voices here. What’s going on? What do they look like these little creatures?

              Offhand I would suspect leprechauns because of the time of year but two things don’t fit here. 1. Leprechauns don’t travel in groups and 2. They aren’t normally telepathic and 3. it sounds like your creatures are smaller. So now I’m thinking bunyips or faeiries… but fairies however are not known to bite…

              Wait! Do you suspect Leaplings? February 29 is Leap Day!

              Seth

              Reply
              • Marcus says

                February 24, 2012 at 8:25 am

                Hello Seth you sure do have a very interesting site. I’ve delt with fairies but not bunyips what are they?

                Reply
            • Bebe says

              February 24, 2012 at 12:46 pm

              Try putting the locket on a iron chain I hear that a lot of creatures don’t like iron. For the bite wash in vivarin tea and salt.

              Reply
              • pauzzis97 says

                February 26, 2012 at 7:25 pm

                They’re gone , i went for a couple of days to my friends house and when i came back they were gone ! :mrgreen: Seth have you seen the movie the women in black ? it’s F*NCKING SCARY DON’T GO SEE IT 😥

                Reply
  31. Raven says

    February 20, 2012 at 8:54 am

    Well, I’ve found that it is easier for you to call me Raven than TL. Just to let you know, Tess is short for Theresa. Theresa is my birth name. While I was in kindergarten, I did not know my name was theresa, I always thought it was Tess because my parents didn’t tell me. Then one day my stupid assistant teacher kept on calling me theresa and I’m saying my name is Tess and then all this crap happened. But at present day you can call me Theresa, Tess or raven. I can’t decide! Oh and happy holidays if you live in the US like me! 

    Reply
  32. Raven says

    February 20, 2012 at 8:56 am

    I’ve got a question. HOW IS SMITHY ON THE ” Monthly Top Commenters ” AND IM NOT!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 22, 2012 at 12:16 am

      Hail Raven,

      Well please don’t blame me. Please blame the semi-sentient piece of silicone and code that hosts the Seth On Survival web site on itself. That list is automatically generated based on the number of comments that each visitor submits. I am guessing that because your comments are split across a few different names that the computer sees them as different people and thus splits your comments up among them thus edging you out of the list.

      I will try to have a little chat with the server and see if it won’t look into the issue but computers are very stubborn so it might not work. I though can see past the technicalities of that and I know that you are one of the top commenters so please don’t worry (and also please don;t seek revenge on me).

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  33. Raven says

    February 20, 2012 at 8:59 am

    SETH!!!

    Reply
  34. Raven says

    February 20, 2012 at 9:00 am

    IM GONNA GET YOU!!!

    Reply
  35. Raven says

    February 20, 2012 at 9:01 am

    GR

    Reply
  36. Raven says

    February 20, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    HOW DARE YOU! I SHALL RECIE

    Reply
  37. Raven says

    February 21, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    How dare you Seth! I will recurve revenge!

    Reply
  38. Raven says

    February 22, 2012 at 8:01 am

    Oh Seth! The revenge is for you and your entire community! (SOS)
    For all the times that no one has responded to my requests right on the dot! I have to go. Bye!

    (help

    Reply
  39. Raven says

    February 22, 2012 at 8:05 am

    (help me! My family and friends and me are having problems together. Stupid werewolf anger! I’m blaming you because your the only one left that is not yelling or screaming at me! :cry:) also my best friend emilio is at the Dominican Republic for I believe 2 WEEKS! I cant handle it. Ii caannnoottt hhhaaannndddllle iiittt!

    Reply
  40. mrjaffa says

    February 24, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Hey guys, watsup? Sorry I havent been on much. More importantly, where’s mutt? Haven’t seen any of his comments lately.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      February 24, 2012 at 10:37 am

      He’s still around and chatty as ever. (Thankfully)!!!

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        February 24, 2012 at 1:16 pm

        I’m not chatty! I offer good advice for free wether people want it or not.

        Ps good to see you mrjaffa

        Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          February 24, 2012 at 7:32 pm

          I wasn’t implying that you were chatty, just that you still come on the site and talk as much as you always have.
          It wasn’t meant to be a backhanded comment I assure you.

          Reply
        • mrjaffa says

          February 24, 2012 at 7:36 pm

          thanks, and good to see you! once again, dreadfully sorry about that fit of vampire speling rage…. but lets just forget about that. so whats been going on?

          Reply
  41. Raven says

    February 24, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    Marcus!!

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 24, 2012 at 5:47 pm

      Yes Raven what do you require from my wonderful husband Marcus?

      Reply
    • Marcus says

      February 24, 2012 at 6:10 pm

      Yes Raven how can I help you?

      Reply
      • Raven says

        February 25, 2012 at 9:01 pm

        Come to me, my love. Age doesn’t matter. You are mine and you ate my HEART!  I need you more than everything! If I don’t see you… I’ll die!

        Reply
        • Raven says

          February 25, 2012 at 9:02 pm

          My Marcus!

          Reply
          • Bebe says

            March 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

            Hi Raven stay away from husband I get very very very jealous and I like you so…..don’t get me mad. 🙂

            Reply
          • Marcus says

            March 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

            I’m very flattred Raven (blush) but I love Bebe and as you can tell Bebe gets very jealous she is my world and there is nothing I wont do for her. we can still be freinds any freind of Bebe’s is a freind of mine.

            Reply
            • Abstract says

              March 6, 2012 at 3:36 pm

              That reminds me…
              Ehehehe!

              Reply
              • Marcus says

                March 6, 2012 at 5:51 pm

                What it reminds you that your alone and that a pathic prick.

                Reply
                • Abstract says

                  March 6, 2012 at 6:01 pm

                  …that I was about to snap the neck of your wife.

                  Reply
                  • Marcus says

                    March 6, 2012 at 6:10 pm

                    You sorry sack of sh*t don’t touch my wife! Besides I think she’s turned to solid platinum and your probably responsible A**hole.

                    Reply
                    • Abstract says

                      March 6, 2012 at 6:17 pm

                      nic nic nic nic nic.
                      Say..the Z word..
                      No! What? Nerhhhhnn
                      Three times…
                      Don’t listen to me! Argh!!

                  • Marcus says

                    March 6, 2012 at 6:21 pm

                    Zyboragon…
                    Zyboragon…
                    Zyboragon…

                    Reply
                    • Zyboragon says

                      March 6, 2012 at 6:24 pm

                      Uh. Hmmmm?

        • Smithy says

          March 6, 2012 at 1:04 pm

          Hey Marcus and bebe annnnnd mr mutt I know u got me wrong I wasn’t bieng racist just taking precautions so we all survive no offense I’m married my self my wife is not a werewolf but she knows I am annnd that her babies will be werewolves but she thinks that I’m the most loving man she’s ever met annnd most handsome no offense boys that’s HER opinion but I do know that Im sure u make a great couple I forgot u were already married do it seems bebe has never been bitten so I can lower my alarm by the way sry 🙄

          Reply
          • Bebe says

            March 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm

            K sry must be the british in me, and yes I was bitten by my sister who passed on, a warewolf save my life from my sister since then I have now 2 warewolf best freinds they mean the world to me, I never new why vampires and warewolfs weren’t suppose to be freinds but I grew up where everyone regardless of race, sex, religon or culture did not matter I’m sorry to call you a racist it’s just that I respect everyone sometime we should have tea and biscuits and watch my collection of red dwarf or the blackadder. 🙂

            Reply
            • Smithy says

              March 8, 2012 at 10:31 am

              That’s. Fine I’m sorry too let’s just put it behind us well I don’t see why MOST werewolves and vamps can’t be friends so u know.? U spelt were wrong hehe :mrgreen:

              Reply
              • Marcus says

                March 8, 2012 at 12:29 pm

                Oooops I know my spelling not the best at the best of times thats why I have a secretary do anything important. LOL 🙂 🙂 🙂

                Reply
              • Bebe says

                March 8, 2012 at 12:32 pm

                OooopS is right Marcus my love go back to bed. He always likes to answer for me he nows my spelling is bad. LOL

                Reply
                • Zyboragon says

                  March 8, 2012 at 3:43 pm

                  Ah HA!
                  Caught you!

                  Awesome.

                  Reply
                  • Bebe says

                    March 8, 2012 at 9:47 pm

                    Awsome is right we live together

                    Reply
  42. mrjaffa says

    February 24, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    so guys, i have a vampire spell for you, its not my own spell though, and i dont take any credit for it.
    blood red
    pale skin
    moonlight draw me in
    quench my thirst
    coarsing veins
    let my body feel no pain.

    say it ten times, at midnight, it works faster on a full moon.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      February 24, 2012 at 8:16 pm

      I have a few ritual saying of my own, let’s see…
      “sweet mother, sweet mother”.

      Oh nevermind, I’ve never been good with rituals.

      Reply
      • mrjaffa says

        February 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm

        let me guess.
        sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

        Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          February 24, 2012 at 10:23 pm

          No a dragon ritual.
          Sweet mother, sweet mother, make me a meatloaf.
          😛

          Reply
      • Smithy says

        March 8, 2012 at 10:33 am

        My werewolf transformation is tonight and if u didn’t see my message I’m British. AND live in Britain so yeah mines tonight symptoms are coming on 😯

        Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      February 24, 2012 at 11:27 pm

      Oh goddess of the darkness
      mother to the immortal
      let me be reborn as your child
      let your light absorb my own

      Allow me passage to the darkness
      as from your immortal womb
      into the arms of your children
      to whom I will call brother

      Oh moonlight
      let me be reborn as your child
      guide the dark ones to me
      so I shall be born again

      it’s a prayer to the goddess Selene. The supposed mother of the first vampires. It sounds less cheesy in Latin.

      Reply
      • Bebe says

        March 8, 2012 at 12:36 pm

        Thats really pretty I think I’ll use it the next time I do a vampire blood ritual. 🙂

        Reply
  43. Wolf Princess says

    February 24, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    Everyone… I had to.. get out early.. Tragedy… Disaster.. TK may need help.. I couldn’t do anything to help…

    Reply
    • mrjaffa says

      February 24, 2012 at 11:36 pm

      ill send some chi soldiers to help.

      Reply
  44. mrjaffa says

    February 24, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    im thinking of starting a youtube channel for specifically making chi bending/spiritual/spell videos. what are your thoughts? whats a good username?

    Reply
    • Alex says

      February 24, 2012 at 11:40 pm

      JaffaMagic? (corney D:)

      Reply
      • mrjaffa says

        February 24, 2012 at 11:51 pm

        lol, that would be funny, but i want a username that doesnt have something to do with food for once, so people may take me a bit more seriously. i already get told “you shouldnt be meddling with such powerful forces at such an age! they could destroy you!”

        Reply
        • Bebe says

          February 25, 2012 at 12:02 am

          How about Chi Master or Master Chi…

          Reply
          • mrjaffa says

            February 25, 2012 at 12:08 am

            that sounds good, but it sounds a bit like im stuck up.

            Reply
            • Bebe says

              February 25, 2012 at 12:18 am

              Then how about Surchi, Chiguy, Chiman or Mr Chi.

              Reply
              • mrjaffa says

                February 25, 2012 at 4:03 am

                sir chi…. that sounds pretty awesome. ill make it ASAP

                Reply
      • mrjaffa says

        February 26, 2012 at 2:59 am

        how about…… spiritwitch! is it possible to make a new yt channel without making a new aaccount?

        Reply
  45. Raven says

    February 26, 2012 at 12:19 am

    If ANY

    Reply
  46. Raven says

    February 26, 2012 at 12:21 am

    If ANYONE is on, then HELP ME NOW!

    Reply
  47. Raven says

    February 26, 2012 at 12:21 am

    Hheeelllppp

    Reply
    • Smithy says

      March 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm

      Seth I’m british and i live in great britain so that would be why our time zones are different! I think our full moon is tommorow night exactly 8:15 pm

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        March 7, 2012 at 1:00 pm

        Hey if any of u guys are British or live in Britain it doesent matter then the full moon is tommorow ok p.s. I’m not saying that u Seth are necercerally American just u sound and look American my opinion ?!

        Reply
        • Marcus says

          March 7, 2012 at 2:00 pm

          Bebe’s british she and her family fled England to Canada during the witch trials she is always watching Red Dwarf, The blackadder,and Dr Who.

          Reply
          • Smithy says

            March 8, 2012 at 1:37 pm

            Aaarrrghhhhh I’m transformi

            Reply
    • Smithy says

      March 10, 2012 at 4:14 pm

      Hey abstract don’t worry be happy ur landlord says ur rent is late but he may have to wait so be happy font worry be happy ohhhhhh u touched my twalala ooooo were a couple of guys and were up to no good oh the bela touch the bela touch the bela touch the bela lakalakalakauabagabagsha pills here!!! Grabbing pills gotta grab everything I can!!!!

      Reply
  48. Raven says

    February 26, 2012 at 12:28 am

    If noone helps I’ll be dead by tomorrow

    Reply
  49. Raven says

    February 26, 2012 at 12:29 am

    

    Reply
  50. Raven says

    February 26, 2012 at 12:31 am

    I’ll be dead today, which still feels like today but isn’t!

    Reply
    • Dren says

      February 26, 2012 at 8:58 am

      What do you need Miss Raven?

      Reply
      • Smithy says

        March 8, 2012 at 10:26 am

        Congrats zyborgaron for monthly survivor

        Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          March 8, 2012 at 2:16 pm

          Thank you Smithy.

          Reply
    • Bebe says

      February 26, 2012 at 8:51 pm

      What is a Raven that cannot fly…
      But filling for a pie …
      Once baked…
      And once tried…

      Oh Raven do not die…
      We don’t wont a Raven pie…
      Survive survive survive.

      Reply
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