1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Guys- I just got back from somewhere, I’m not quite sure where. I was kidnapped, and lemme just say my kidnappers were NOT happy. They got onto me about who I was talking to on this website, what I talked about, and most especially what I was. I tried to fool them with the “I don’t know what you’re talking about” but that didn’t work for very long. They wanted to know names and everything. They said something about wanting to “experiment with every last *undetected speech* until there are no more left infecting our pure world.” So until I figure out who they were and what they want with us, I suggest all of us stay on our toes. Attacks may be impending.
~Wolf Princess~
What names did they ask for? Did you tell them anything?
It sounds like a mix of A51 and monster hunters.
It’s amazing how dangerous things have become in the last twenty-four hours.
Wolf Princess what do they look like? Someone keeps following me around of late. Last night as I was walking home from the witches hall someone was following me I did not get a clear glimps of him/her. My research that I’m doing with Ice may have something to do with it. There are those who would love to see Zanthre win and would do anything to achieve this. 🙁 😡
Hail Wolf Princess,
Glad to hear that you were able to escape and that you are still keeping on.
Thanks for the warning. As always I would like to urge all survivors to make sure not to reveal any personally identifying information like your age or where you go to school or work or the town or city that you live in. Countries and states are generally big enough that you won’t be able to be tracked but more specific than that makes it too easy.
Based on the line of questioning they were pursuing they don’t seem like A51 agents. Did they have any markings or symbols anywhere on them? How long did they hold you for? How did you make your escape?
If anyone has any additional information about this new threat then please let me know.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Wolf Princess I hope you had a very merry christmas. When they had you captive were you underground,I’m now a prisoner locked up in a cell they want to wait till someone they call the master to interrogate me how did you escape?
I picked up something in his office. Apparently I wasnt supposed to read it, because I blacked out when I picked it up.
Our tragedies are stacking buffs!!!
Hah, yeah. It seems to be a list of names wirh words at the top. I am trying to translate it.
So far:
1.Aex
2.Zyb
3. Ce
4.Be
5.jff
6.Znt
Ive only figured out 1, the obvius one at the top.
Fine, here.
2.Zyboragon
3.Ice
4.Bebe
5.Mrjaffa
6.Zanthre
But wait….I thought it was Zanthre who was doing this…
Why would his name be here?
Just as confused as you are. I am working on translating the rest.
What’s happening on the battle with Zanthre? I’ve been gone a few days looking for my ancestors.
Is Zanthre going to ruin the holidays?
Ok…..in deep trouble. Got a phone call saying “WE ARE COMING TO GET YOU, DESCENDANT OF THE WOLF KING.” It was a raspy, scary voice that freaked me out. HELP SETH!
Another item to add to our troubles.
Alliwolfsbane, all you heard was a voice? Could you hear any noises in the background?
Hail AlliWolfsbane13,
That’s a pretty scary phone call. Do you think it might be related to Wolf Princesses abduction?
See comment above: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=71#comment-97220
This may be a new organization dedicated to eliminating supernatural creatures.
Has anything else out of the ordinary happened since you got the phone call?
Thanks for the warning and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well, a little bit of static.
AliWolfsbane, would you say the voice sounded more male or female? human or inhuman? The more we know, the more we can figure out!
The solstice is apon us. Brace yourselves.
😈 😈 😈 evil people?! Evil monster hunters?! Evil area 51?! 😈 😈 😈 Now you HAVE to let me feed. You can’t keep all these humans around. Especially because they’re EVIL! 😈 😈 😈 sorry, ever since The accident with mutt and Offilia, I tried to stay away from eating humans.
You always DID have a problem with that (sigh)
If only I remembered anything about you…..
If only.
If Only…… If oooonly…….. If awwwoooooooooooonly…….
Ice don’t let Zanthre get to you we all know that things happen whats in the past is history here is a motto that I go by.
The past is history,
The future a mystery,
But today is a gift thats why its called the presant.
Zanthre got his own demonds and it will be his undoing. Bebe
Here’s a fun memory of Ice, don’t you remember this Ice? When you lured Baine into the forest and kiIled him so you could feed the pups? Oh wait, Ice you don’t even remember the pups do you?
Sad that they were separated from the mother….rather early and unexpected. 😈
Also sad that the corruption spread to even them, you were shaken over their “unsettling transformations”, it was at that point you gave up. Having to kiIl your own pups was too much to bear wasn’t it?
Sound detected: speaker identified (Baine Kaden Reid): WHAT?! *growls* you did WHAT?! I-I-I thought I could…. Grrrrr, traitor.
Here’s another memory, the smell of human flesh, the sound of it sizzling, the juicy flavor.
The memory I want to relive…. Yes….
BAINE REMEMBER THIS?? I didn’t mean for you to dîe!!!! I wanted your help!!!! Zanthre controler my children HE KÏLLED YOU! And now here’s one of my memories for you to enjoy. The day Zanthre kîlled your father and mother. And Zanthre, don’t think I have fogotten you, here’s my memory of the FIRST time you proved a dissapointment to your father. And here’s another, and another. Not that I think there’s anything left in you that cares. And Baine one last memory I think you’ll find interesting. Your human fiancée, that Zanthre turned into a monster and made you fight to the dèath with. How’s those for memories? ……. The pups…. Nononononoooooo go back, back into the dark parts of my mind! MY PUPS!!!!!!!!
No…! But eating humans….. It’s wrong….. Sound detected: speaker identified (Lychampirakyriasovameranthropic Baine Kaden Reid): but I don’t want to be right….
Zanthre are you getting worried that Ice and I are on to you? You have to resort to such low tatics, must be terrable for you knowing your so close to being defeated. Lets cut the bull and join forces to find out why these men wont from us. Then we can settle this once and for all.
No…. I will never work with that…. That Creature Zanthre!!! Why…… Why did you do this to us? We were your friends Zanthre…..we were your friends(sound detected: Howling, whining.)
Pull yourself together! We need you Ice. I don’t really know who to trust… If only I remembered….. Why? Why have I forgotten?!
Because you were dèad. In the future i had a wife. She was a Chimera. I… I went against Mutts wishes. We had twins. But they were…. Strange creatures. I tried to keep them secret from Zanthre but he captured my wife and learned of them. He began to turn them into his slaves. I asked you for help and brought you to the woods where I had hidden them. They attacked you. You were….. Better at controling your transformations then but ….. You couldn’t help your nature. You fought back and I defended them. I through you into the cave wall and it broke your spine. You dîed instantly. Then they attacked me. I sat in misery for two years after that until The One and Ofilia came for me. I am sorry, so very very sorry.
You continue Iying, what are you afraid of? 😈
Do tell what did I miss? Perhaps a unicorn or sasquatech that I kîlled to?
You know your information is inaccurate. Stop stalling.
I don’t know what your talking about. Care to enlighten us?
Your lying, the mother wasn’t a chimera, you kiIled Baine before your pups were corrupted, you kiIled him in a forest, not a cave.
You said I proved disappointment to father, do you remember every event of that day? You should know that was the day the gods turned their back on me.
What? No she was a Chimera……. They were….. STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!
Dammit Ice, don’t lie to me……
Ice come back, Ice please ICE!!! ZANTHRE YOU F32KING JERK!!! IIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Your close to nothing, quite frankly I’m amusing myself, it’s sad that I’m the one telling the truth, or didn’t Ice claim to remember nothing? There are things you don’t realize about who you trust here. Isn’t that right Ice?
Tell them your ploy, tell them that you’ve been Iying to their face.
My pups…… I don’t know what your talking about but I will see you dèad at my feet Zanthre. I REMMEMBER!!!!!!!!
No stop it Zanthre Ice isn’t like that. Stop trying to turn us against each other. I trust him more than you. If you remember you tryed to kill me.
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Hey Seth I want to know if your app is always correct because it says I’m a werewolf but I don’t recall ever being a wolf?
P.S I’m new to the site
Welcome!
Welcome I’m Bebe a vampire/witch.
Werewolfs rule121
Im not Seth but I know that the monstrometer isnt always correct. Sometimes werewolves don’t remember their transformation ( like me I record myself on a video camera but I don’t remember anything ) if that’s the case , do you have any scratches when you wake up or have you ever found hair growing in an unknown cut or wound ? If so the signs point to YES! A NEW WEREWOLF!
I’m excited
Werewolfs rule121
Im not Seth but I know that the monstrometer isnt always correct. Sometimes werewolves don’t remember their transformation ( like me I record myself on a video camera but I don’t remember anything ) if that’s the case , do you have any scratches when you wake up or have you ever found hair growing in an unknown cut or wound ? If so the signs point to YES! A NEW WEREWOLF!
I’m excited
I’m going to sleep now. Goodnight
No I have not been getting any strang cuts and this for the advice it’s been really helpful
No I have not been getting any strang cuts and this for the advice it’s been really helpful
No I have not been getting any strang cuts and thxs for the advice it’s been really helpful
H sorry I hit the comment button too many times 😳 😳
Happy Yule to everyone 🙂 time to celabrate.:)
I like your positive Holiday spirit, Bebe.
Even if things are tough or scary for us survivors, we have to take time to celebrate, right?
Happy Holidays to all Seth on Survivor friends! What are your favourite traditions, if you celebrate. If not, what is your favourite winter past time?!
*If I get my WW abilities back for Christmas, I will be super happy*
Scarly
When I had a family we would have a bon fire in the back yard trim the tree and give gifts,eat lots and sing traditional wiccan carols. Now I have a ritual remebrance fire decorate the house and celabrate the memories we had together. I light a candle for each family member and dedacate a prayer to each of them. Merry Christmas to every one.
I’m am changing my name from krptu to wolfbane777
does anyone have an xbox 360
Merry Christmas to everyone! ( if they celebrate it ) Happy Holidays from Lycangirl07!
Ps I might change my user name and hopefully I’m getting a video camera
Merry Christmas to you, Lycangirl. What is your favourite holiday tradition? Has anything changed about your holidays since you became a WW?
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Baine: *blushes* m-m-merry c-ch-Christmas Scarly…..
Baine: yeah, merry Christmas!…. Uh, Baine are you okay?..
Baine: errrrgghhh…….
A conflicted Christmas can still be a Merry one! Are you OK, Baine?
Baine: (OMG, she’s talking to me!!!!!!!) uh, yeah, yeah. I-I-I’m fine.
Baine: ohhh…. I get it.
Oh good. Are you celebrating Christmas this year?
I am trying, it would be better if I wasn’t fading into nothingness and had my werewolf abilities back, but I’m still going to try to enjoy the Holidays.
😉
Salutations Scarly!
Your existance in the future is well known! (Your quite popular actually).
Don’t just remind yourself of your existance, remind everyone! If it’s a matter of belief that makes things real, ARC believes in you!
Zyboragon: I would like to take a moment and wish everyone a Merry Christmas, it is an honor that I get to celebrate on the site with so many extraordinary survivors.
My entire group wishes you the happiest of holidays!
Also…ARC is forcing me to give him a special thanks for our new avatar… >.> Thank you ARC.
Stay safe.
-Zyboragon- -ARC-
-VAL- -Enigma-
-Zanthre-
Thanks, ARC. I’m trying to believe. Your belief in me made my left elbow re-appear. That’s a pretty great gift!
Merry Christmas to you, VAL, Z, Enigma and….even Zanthre.
Baine: I think you’re starting to reappear because Baine (the other one I mean) has a crush on you.
Baine: HEY! S-sh-shut it!
Baine: shut yer’ self.
Baine: I did.
Baine: oh….
You think ARC had nothing to do with it?
Well…..010001110110111100100000011001100111010101100011011010110010000001111001011011110111010101110010011100110110010101101100011001100010000001000010011000010110100101101110011001010000110100001010 !!!!!
Don’t worry, ARC is joking.
You forgot to change the name to ARC!!!
Well, it’s hard to keep it all straight, but an extra Happy Christmas to shy Baine. 🙂
Also my right elbow reappeared so I guess ARC helped with one, and Baine with the other! Thanks guys!!
“and….even Zanthre”.
Ouch. 😥
Baine: the enemy speaks!
Baine: no I think he’s my Zanthre……
Baine: oh……… The ally speaks!
I think TK sorted things out, yes I’m an ally!
Sorry Zanthre, I didn’t realize you were sorted out, and someone told me that you were the reason I lost my WW abilities, so I was trying to be extra nice, but if you’re all good, then an extra happy Christmas to you!
Yesterday I sprained my ankle it still hurts. I thought it would heal by now and Scarly merry christmas have you opened any gifts yet? I haven’t heard from you in a while. I guess things are busy. Do you have your werewolf powers back? You’re my best friend on this site.(so is Bebe) Does Seth celebrate Christmas? If you know tell me by tomorrow. Tomorrow is Christmas!
Lycangirl07 Have a very merry Christmas hope you get lots of gifts and charish the family you have for they are a gift as well. Bebe 🙂
I don’t have them back yet, Lycangirl. Hoping I get them back by New Years. I *think* Seth celebrates Christmas!
Thanks for being awesome. Bebe is pretty awesome too!
Hopefully my powers come back and I’ll feel awesome again! Merry Wolfsmas!
Thanks Scarly your pretty awesome too. Remember your freinds will always be here for you and we believe in you.
Baine: merry Christmas you guys! Hope ya guys have fun. I know me and this Baine will.
Baine: yep.
Baine: hey, we need to get Ice to come with us.
Baine: huh, yeah. And Zanthre too.
Baine: ?!…. Oh yeah, for you, he’s not a döûchè.
Baine: yeah…… Wait, what’s he like here?
Baine: ……. Mean….
Thanks for the offer but I have a few last things I need to do. Happy holidays and all that good stuff.
Baine: your none acceptance is making me…… Angry…..
Baine: me to…….. Grrrrrrrrrr…..
Merry Christmas 🙂
I just realized, where IS Zanthre?
Here.
Almost time to go to sleep! Presents
Almost time to go to sleep! Presents
Dear seth, or whoever else sees my question first,
Can being psychic link to some werewolves??
Hi linda-san your phychic power may be on the same wave link as the ww’s thats why you may be able to hear and or talk to them. You may wont to ask Scarly ore Wolf Princess they are better informed than I. Bebe
Um… No seeing or hearing. More like small glimpses of a normal day and when it happens I get the feeling I dreamed it.
The only other thing I can think of is called Phsycic Dreaming we witches use this among our selves when doing rituals.You may be dreaming of anything and your phsycic energy collide with a ww at the same time. Even if your awake walking in the park or fast asleep in bed your more sensitive to there phsycic energies. This could mean that there are ww’s close to you. Be careful and be observant of your suroundings.
So each dream there could be a ww in it? I just can’t see them. So I have to look when it happens?
It will be hard to spot them they will look like every day pepole.If one approaches you offer him/her/they some muffins keep them in you backpack or pocket ww’s love muffins they may be more likly to befreind you and more willing to leave you alone.
Linda-san is it just ww’s or have you had other encounters with other beings like vampires,cyborgs ect.
No. Some people I have bad feelings about but nope. If they are anything they won’t reveal themselves. I’m just wondering because even though monstrometer isn’t correct it’s my only proof that I’m a ww. I’ve no transformations. Ive never been threatend lifewise. But sometime I’ll get dreams of a normal day progressing and I’ll get déjà vû. So I’m wondering if they’re linked.
They could be linked but I’m not sure.
Cool.
Every one Happy Holidays and merry christms to all!!!
…..ad pristinum statum revertatur…. Ahhh my long journey has finally come to an end. Now as I fade so shall he return. My rest has come. Farwell.
The One: what happened?! He just vanished!!!
Mr. Mutt: what? How long was I asleep? What’d I miss?
Ofilia: no……. You dîed….. A true dèath you were dèad for more than a week.
Mr. Mutt: WHAT??????
The One: what book of shadows was he useing?
Mr. Mutt: he who?
Ofilia: this is going to take a while to explain…….
Uncle mutt! You’re alive!
But where’s Ice?
Hello Baine, as far as I can tell the future ice was useing a spellwhich was invented to combat time teavelers. When silver corrected the te stream he made it so nothing that happened here would change. I guess Ice couldn’t live with that. He had lost his wife and children and his vengance was now void. So he used a spell that altered his individual future. It made it so he would never have had to come back from the future. That restored my life and hopefully he is in a future where Zanthre never became a godslayer. Now if you’ll excuse me I have a long over-due movie date.
Mutt out
That’s…… A really good Idea. I need to do that, cuz I can’t stand this place. This time period smells like hemhorroids wrapped in bacon.
Mr Mutt your back I knew you were still around welcome back Hope you guys had a very merry christmas. I however am being held captive underground by these guys who wont info on the locations of the pepole on the list I’ve stolen a phone from one of the capters nice new Iphone with more info on project Fire Rose Tk may wont the info on the phone it’s japanese or chinese can’t tell. So Mr Mutt keep on eye out for these men.Welcome back. Bebe
Hail Survivors,
Hope you are all surviving the holidays. I can’t be online very much today but here is a link to something you may find interesting.
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=3411
Thanks for keeping on keeping on.
Seth
Michael Jackson lives on!
Michael Jackson lives on!!
Michael Jackson lives on!!!
Michael Jackson lives on!!!!
Michael Jackson lives on!!!!!
Yes…… Yes he does…… HAHAHAHAAAAAA!
…..that seemed really unnecessary….
Okay mister unbeliever. What do YOU think is necessary?
(Insert Snarky Comment Here).
I honestly just don’t like spam.
I remember when Mutt first came. He would always used to say: blah, blah, BLAH…….. That’s to Stigma. Or even: blah, blah, *drull*, BLAH!!…… That’s to Zyborg. LOL! That was hilarious!
Yes and I remember a certain guy who pretended he was a girl and had all sorts of anger issues. Intestinal ripping interludes galore!
ARC! Help me with this!
ARC: RoflmARCo!
Zanthre: RoflmARCo?
ARC: Rolling on floor laughing my ARC off!
Zanthre:Ah….
Ha, yeah. Wait, who the hell are you?! Get your hasdddkxicuud r residuals a aA51. EhhsuaiOk!b! Silver sxxxxxxuue bloodbdwhwjskcidjejsbddbbebsajxxxccko DON’T LOOK FOR ME!
Hey Stigma are you in a holding cell like me these guys are waiting for some guy they call the master to interrogate me about the list.
Trapped in an iron cell block
The One: diddo
Ofilia: same here
me: where’s ice? Present ice I mean not the one from the future.
The One: with his adopted mother. I’m pretty sure they got out.
Ofilia: Vervain wolfsbane darts. How creative.
Me: yeah yeah it stinks for us. Anyone got a mirror?
Did you here that I think someonrs comming and no I dont have a mirror.
Hello Mr. Mutt, Offilia, and the One. I wanna play a game. A game about life. Your life.
I like games too, especially because your going to lose.
Am I, now? You seem pretty confident. Too bad this game is only for Mutt and company. Maybe I should make a separate game for you, Mister Zyborg.
Me,Ofilia,The One: Game on.
Okay. The name of the game is: HOLY CRUD, your door’s unlocked. Mutt, I slipped you a lockpick. There’s a guard two feet to the left of your door. I’ll keep him occupied. After you hear three knocks, start picking. You’ll have about a minute before he loses interest in me.
Mmm your guard was tasty. Is he still alive?
Ofilia: yeah.
Me: excellent I don’t like to kîll humans. Now what next?
There is a key in his pocket. Take it, and OPEN THE FRIGGIN DOOR SO I CAN GET OUT!
Ahn fine
Okay, game over, you win…. Blah, blah, blah….. High score. And all that.
sorry stigma man this is confusing who is project st1-gm4.
Mr Mutt there here for me save your self and the others theres a tunnel on the left that goes up and outside tell Stigma to stuff it. There taking me to the interrogation room.
We are not leaving you, you lovable litte girl. I can kiss you, B, but not if you’re dead.
Thanks I’ve bin called that alot latly. Oh crap there strapping me into a chair OMG YOU CAN’T BE ALIVE!!!!YOUR DEAD!!!
Ahg dàmn you!!!! How many times do we have to kîll you?!!!
Oh wait, what the hell?! You…. YOU’RE–!
Back again?
ARC: What? That’s impossible!!!
Zanthre: Predictable as usual.
Enigma: Predictable?
Zanthre: Yes, cowards always do this sort of thing.
Enigma: Well…I honestly wasn’t expecting that!
Z.A.I: Unlogical. . . . ERROR! ERROR!
ARC: Zyboragon, what do we do?
Zyboragon: Ride into battle of course!
ARC: Ride?
Enigma: Ride?
Zanthre: Ride?
ARC: Yes of course!
Enigma: Awesome!
Z.A.I: Retrieving Saddle.
Zanthre: Um….NO!
Terry: Brrraaaiiinnss!
Zyboragon: Why does Z.A.I even have a saddle?
Terry: Neerrrrrrrrrrrnnnniggggllllllnnnnrrrr.
Zyboragon: Ah!
Valiyu: Who are we fighting?
Zyboragon: VAL! I’m happy to see you.
Valiyu: Who are we fighting?
ARC: Subject #41-001.
Valiyu: Ah…what? That can’t be right!!!
Zyboragon: It is.
Special thanks to my entire crew for being around.
Me: why don’t I have an army?
Ofilia: actually you do.
Me: oh right…. A little help over here?
The One: why are you pinned under an I beam?
Me: for fun One, for fun.
No stop it that hurts…I dont know!…list what list?….(slap )lllisst doonnttt kknnoww??…(sizzle)AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ROT IN HELL!(slap,sizzle)
I already have a game set up, it’s called…THINK FAST!
Time o stigma? DO YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A TIME TRAVELLER!!!! Ok now how can I help?
You don’t get me for long because I got a date in an hour but if you catch me soon enough I can help.
And of caurse TK will be here to help.
CORRECTION! Stigma means shame, so it’s actually time of shame. Aaaaaaanyways….. (strange call that Apparently summons the chimeras). TiMe To PrOvE YoUr WoRtH.
Oh like you can stand up against two forces of time and five trillion kitsune. What?……. Oh correction: more kitsune then there are grains of sand on every planet.
Calculating…
More Kitsune than grains of sand….
There are an estimated 3.2432.7340.1134.1 Trillion grains of sand, minus lose specimens and glass.
That would equal 2.2432.6512.2780.3 Trillion specks.
Add more, which the alternative value is 7%…
Thats over 5.2000.6000.5000.50, minus battle worn or aged. So there are approximately 8,985,232,890.4 Kitsunes in existance in our current spectrum.
(The .4 are newborns currently being trained as fighters). The number seems to increase by five hundred every four hours.
(Must be a mating season somewhere in the universe).
Two hundred Hybrids could take them all! Along that thread of thought there seems to only be 367 Hybrids left. Dàmn.
Calculating….
Nope.
Two Hundred Hybrids would lose that fight.
You would be balanced with the same numbers, some of the fighting would rely on luck.
However, didn’t Zyboragon do a test like that? ARC is pretty sure in 2023 Zyboragon took on all the kitsune.. Something about wanting to change a certain event in history? ARC recalls something like that…
I’m pretty sure in a past life I didn’t care for you very much.
You hate ARC, you hate ARC because ARC has been manipulated into a weapon for our enemies on several encounters. You also hate ARC because ARC couldn’t be defeated by you. You believe that the only reason ARC doesn’t go rogue is because of an encoded A.I that gives ARC a sense of morality.
Needless to say, you don’t trust ARC.
No matter how many times ARC attempts to help you, you shove ARC and never let ARC assist you. The end result usually lads you into a trap. A trap ARC predicts and tells you about.
If you were around when Zanthre melted ARC, you probably would’ve spit on ARC’s remains.
ARC is sick of this hostility.
No spitting on remains is below me. And undoubtedly my mistust for you will either save my life or kîll me. If it makes you feel any better I don’t particularly trust this Zanthre guy. I have a vague memory of him kîlling me. Why is everything so vague?
Last time you died, you were trapped within your own mind. It is possible that in an effort to survive, you could’ve accidentally damaged some nerves.
Enigma: Eureka! By the way, how is Ofilia doing?
ARC: Eureka what? What do you want?
Enigma: I saw you were on the site, I wanted to know if things were okay!
ARC: Alright.
Brain problems. Wonderful. It’s very possible I gave myself drain bamage. I mean brain damage. Anyways Ofilias fine she’s…… Huh where is she?
Okay, how about 367 hybrids and 4827…. Plus one Lychampirakyriasovameranthropic girl (that’s what Chauntelle calls herself). Does that tip the odds?
Calculating……..
This is a very fascinating result! ARC knows the answer! ARC is opening the card….. The answer is….(beep) the answer is….(beep) the answer is….(beep)… Sirron Kcuhc!
Er, what?
It was a terrible joke.
Enigma: Stop joking! Ofilia has gone missing!!
She was with mutt last, mutt must have something to do with it!
ARC: Enigma! No! Mutt didn’t do anything!
Enigma: Shut up ARC!
ARC:………. Oh dear….
Enigma, if you ever insult me like that again I will bite you and watch you dîe. Do not for one second think I do not have Ofilias best intrests in mind. Now if we can move past this meaning less squabble we might be able to get somewhere. Usually I can sense all of my Hybrids. Ofilia seems to have dropped off the radar. This could mean one of two things. She has been kidnapped by a dèmon or angel as they can shield things from me, or she is encased in Iron. I will begin to cast a tracking spell. If she is in the hands of a dèmon or angel it won’t be able to find her. Now how did that spell go? Umm….. videam quod obscurari….
Mutt, Enigma is fairly new to his werewolf rage. He is commonly the first to turn down a fight. He’s also a crazed chemist who knows a few things about poison. ARC is certain he is overreacting. Please do not harm him. ARC is sure he’ll calm down.
videam quod obscurari…… Dàmn it where’s that freaking book! Okay now how does that spell go….
You came quite close but I said EVERY planet and yes mars and what is known as planet 51 are undergoing a massive kitsune population increase currently close to 500,000,000 every 12 hours. It’s a bit embarrassing. We have never had a population increase of this magnitude the females are going in heat quite often.
Why am I always confused?
http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&client=safari&q=weeping%20angels&sa=N&biw=320&bih=356#i=121
I showed that because I saw something called a refrence. (Idgaf about grammar)
Things change rapidly on this site, you may not be on here to witness when things change. It’s easy to become confused.
What reference lead you to find this image?
The name The Doctor
I will probably post videos on YouTube by Feburary. I hope you guys will enjoy them. Bye
Somebody really needs to fix this website this is the fith time I have tried to post. All the other times have failed. Everytime I post it directs me to another web page that is all white and only thing on it is the words ” Your request has timed out.”
Salutations Monstrumologist!
Yes, recently we had a strange web interference with A51. They have made posting and loading a pain, if the message pops up anymore, hit the refresh button until your request is processed!
Survive long and prosper.
)(V)(
-Zyboragon-
Hail Monstrumologist,
Welcome to the site. Sorry for your difficulties in posting. As Zyboragon pointed out we have been having a few issues with A51 attacks lately. Graham and I are working hard to try to improve security enough to keep A51 agents out while continuing to let our legitimate users in.
Thanks for your patience and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey it finally worked!!! 🙂
Hey guess what I knew where ophilia……. LET GO OF ME ARM!!!!! OK I’LL GET IT RIGHT!!! I mean ofilia….. Yes my iPod tried to change your name to oculus! Now be silent! She is here with me were trapped and would appreciate some help…… What??? Ok…. We DEMAND help!
Hmmm getting a vague signal…. Right I’m comeing. Ow!! What the??? Let go ofgjdugycghdiediediediebloodblooddeathspellheartblood
Don’t worry you and Ofilia will be as I. 1 microchip implanted in the brain and you’ll feel wonderful all will be as 1 and the master will be pleased. Dont fight it I did and it hurt ever so much.
Come join the master we must spread the Fire Rose to every one on the planet so far we have 4 hundred thousand ready to go. Let the master implant the microchip and all will be so much better.
I’m watching charlie In the chocolate factory ha funny: everything in this room is eatable even I am eatable but that is cannibalism my dear children and that of course is illegal. Now my dear children, enjoy!
Hilarious! Why would that even be in a movie? I mean I know it’s a movie by Tim Burton but why?!? And do you think Jonny Depp is a cannibal?
( I doubt it )
Salutations Lycangirl07!
I doubt it as well. I’ve heard reports that he is a psychopath. Whatever he is, be careful if you wish to investigate.
Survive long and prosper.
-Z-
Hail Lycangirl07,
You raise an excellent point here. Should we just ignore the fact Johnny Depp is also the star of a film adaptation one of the greatest cannibal musicals of all time, Sweeney Todd? Coincidence? Or convincing evidence of an actor very much in tune with his inner singing cannibal?
(My apologies to any survivors who haven’t seen Sweeney Todd yet)
Thanks for keeping on with the celebrity update Lycangirl. We haven’t had a good one since Celebrity Research went on hiatus.
Seth
He also played a pirate that was addicted to rum. You gonna say he’s getting in touch with his inner alchohlic? Stay in the box you!!
… no Mr. The One! I would never suggest that Johnny Depp, suspected singing cannibal actor, is getting in touch with his inner alcoholic. Just his inner pirate.
It’s well documented fact that Mr. Depp was a notorious pirate in high school.
Thanks for keeping on!
Seth
Singing pirate cannibal? But…. Nevermind 🙄
ARC watches Short Circuit, none of these crazy Depp movies.
Granted that ARC hates the director of Short Circuit, the movie inspires cyborgs everywhere!
Number/Johnny 5, cyborgs everywhere salute you!
And yes, ARC needs input.
That fat kid is yummy … I don’t eat peopl, though….
Leon: nice….. Long……. *yawn* nap……..
Drake: stay under me….. Ohhhhhh luna…….. Wait… Dammit! It was just a dream! I knew it was too good to be true!
Luna:ugh, you pervert…….. Sleepy…. Still…..
Serpent: ssssssleepy…..
RAM: do not bother Ram.
Stigma: the spell’s wearing off! Mutt! Help!
Dèmon….. It’s in me… I can FEEL IT……. Argh get out of meeeeeeee I will kïll you all!!!! No quick One lock me in that iron chest…… Ayyyyyyyeee it won’t last you weaklingshelpmes
It’s close to miiiiiidnight, and something evil is a lurking inside mutt.
Mr Mutt even thou you are not on the list the master says he can help 1 microchip implanted in your brain and the demon will be no more I tryed to fight, it was so painful then he implanted the chip everything is ok now. The master wonts to purify the world and we are need.
Leon: *yawn* *streeeeeeetch* what did I miss?
Luna: yeah………
Drake: you missed the most excellent breakfast!
RAM: argh! Ram angry!
Drake: don’t worry, rammykins, it was meat.
RAM: GRAWR.
Serpent: I’ve been pondering why I still don’t have a name!
Stigma: I used a spell to keep you guys asleep.
All except stigma: WHAT?!
Stigma: you guys are loud. You’ll wake the baby if I’d kept you guys around.
All except stigma: YOU HAVE A BABY?!
Stigma: yep.
All except stigma:………. WE WANNA SEE!
You left me to be interrogated and tortured and now I’m his.The master would like to wish you congratultions on your new baby and would like to implant microchips in everyone. Once I stop fighting and implanted everythings now ok. Fighting him will make him mad it’s easier to comply.
AhahahaaaHAhahahaaaa I will have your soul! Nothing can stop me for I am the most horrible of my brothers! I AM LOSS! I have driven better men than you insane with grief and now I will be let out of this cursed Iron chest! None can stand before Loss!
ARC can, being cyborgic, ARC has no emotional bonds. ARC cannot feel loss.
The logic of the matter, you must be destroyed!
You are a fool loss is not just an emotion but something more….. Physical. For example if I were to snap my fingers your handy little morality chip would disapear. Let’s try that shall we?
How…infective.
Are you sure ARC?
Haha! ARC fooled you! Why would morality effect ARC’s ability to spell ineffective?
ARC knew you would be easy to confuse! You have given ARC means to combat you with!
You spelled infective like you were infected you dolt. I was asking if you were sure. No matter I cannot be defeated by something as trival as a Cyborg.
Trivial, and you know nothing of ARC. Surely you’ve heard what ARC can do. ARC can stay ahead of you. ARC can ruin you.
Try as you might, ARC can replicate data files faster than 0.001 seconds.
ARC will just keep transferring data files, getting better and stronger.
ARC, the Angelic Replicated Cyborg, will not let you gain the upper hand!
Let’s lose that ability and then take the cyborg out of the equation.
Lol, like from Dèmönàtà. Lord loss.
You seriously don’t know ARC. ARC is prepared tf or your little tricks.
Arc come join the master we could use you as a embassador of you race, once the microchip is implanted everything will be wonderful,you can help spread the Fire Rose to every one.
Coincedentaly the rose is what I’m after. My father is quiet worried about all the little vampires blah blah blah. I’m here to destroy it. So ARC, want to continue to fight while the enemy kîlls vampires or help me and I’ll leave this body and you people alone. Really there’s a LOT more interesting places I’d rather be than on this little dustball of a planet.
Bebe V, ARC’s dear, your microchip has many flaws. ARC would never side with technology so primitive. Until your “master” figures out that technology has no need for monarchy.
I don’t know anything about the chip or master I don’t even know what he looks like but after being tortured and waking up I felt so much better. Lets get you a chip.