1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Dear Seth,
I need to ask you something, please reply
Hail Ashpaw’s son Brendon,
Welcome to the site, any son of Ashpaw’s is a friend of mine. Please ask away. I am only online for a short time tonight but I’ll be back on tomorrow morning.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thank you, Seth. I need you to do me a favor. My mothers dying wish, was to be remembered always by her friends and her enemies. Something I cannot fulfill only own, so I need your help. My request, is that you write an article about her, tell about the first time she visited this site, her fights with the silverblood, and any other significant thing. Surely this with please my mother. I hope this isn’t too pushy…
Hail Ashpaw’s son Brendon,
Ok well this isn’t exactly morning but it is tomorrow. I am taking a look into this but it may take me a bit to get it ready.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thank you very much, Seth.
Hi Brendon, Ashpaw was our friend, welcome to the site. I know I’m just repeating what Seth said, but it’s an honor to meet you.
Are you a werewolf too?
welcome brendan, im sad to say i never got a chance to meet your mother, however i have read her posts and she seems like an excellent person.
I can’t move and I’m feeling very dizzy and…..
Reid, what happened to Ofilia and Mutt. Please tell me as I would like to know what’s going on.
Wha-? Huh? Uh, I…… I really don’t know. Even I cannot control the monster inside me. But there’s blud everywhere.
Then it’s as I feared. You kîlled Mutt.
I…….. Did?
That’s the only reason why Ofilia would hurt someone else to erase you mîserable hide from the timeline. Ofilia you are not to attack.
Ofilia: what? No I can fix it it’s my fault he dièd protecting me!
The One: Ofilia Mutt wouldn’t want you to do this. Leave him at peace.
Ofilia: No never!!!!
The One: Ofilia I ORDER you to stop.
Ofilia: no my fault (crying detected)
I have never seen her cry. Only a few months into our existence and the hybrid race is without an original……
!!!!……. Uh… No… Did I tell you….. About my power?….. I-I-I can help him. I just need…. A donor…
Hybrids don’t have normal souls. When we die we go out. Nothing o livion although Mutt wasn’t a normal Hybrid…… What kind of donor?
Fascinating, libraries in the past are filled with vast amounts of knowledge. RSI much history, the mistakes former leaders made, they can be prevented. The future held so little amounts of knowledge, books were used to make fire. Bringing such a destructive force like :Target: Z.A.I into the past was the last mistake you will ever make.
:Target: Zyborg helped such an imperfect world. It is time to correct :Target: Zyborgs mistake and instead create a perfect race to rule.
:Target: ________, it is crucial you ______.
DESTROY!!
Command:…/075910….////____1+}z.
Status: Armed///
Targeting Systems: Online///
Command: Accepted..///
Mission Status: Destroy///
Termination Order: Confirmed///
__________________________
Nortagemliahlla. l mirror.7543?/. <—/////
We can explain later, but we need someone who is powerful enough to take it from me. Cuz, When I ki11, I take people’s souls. It makes me stronger. But the problem is I Absorb their souls, but mutt is at the start of the line, so we have about two hours. If someone can get in my head an defeat me…… Mentally.
:Target: Stigma’s poor little child, you will be defeated before reviving that treacherous :Target: Mutt
Imperfect beings must be destroyed!
Prepare to be defeated by the most perfect creation ever!
:Target: ARC! Returned to the world after the :Date: Zyboragon Wars, defeated by :Target: ARC, the most perfect being walks on this planet. Be honored.
Sound detected; speaker identified (Baine K. Reid): GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! YOU’RE GOING TO DY! Oh…… No…. One, come to my location. We’ll do the ritual. NOW.
Z.A.I does not speak for ARC!
Z.A.I does not speak for ARC!
What the hell happened? Last thing I remember was…… Floating peacefuly. I dîed didn’t I? Sigh……. So peaceful.
Ofilia: MUTT (crashing sounds detected)
Me: Ow no need to send me back to death.
The site would be lonely and quiet without you, especially since Zyborg died so long ago…
ARC is not ready for an outcasted existance.
The app is messing with ARC… ARC is having problems changing the names. ARC thinks the app may be bugged, ARC hates bugs….
Allow me to adjust that for you ARC.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thank you Seth. It’s annoying to ARC when errors like that are made.
Trust me ARC, it annoys me too. Glad I could help.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
But I never truly come back ARC. I leave part of my self everytime I die back in the abiss. I’m more of a dying echo than anything. How have you returned? Zyboragon kîlled you.
Zyboragon? What kind of name is that? ARC only knows Zyborg.
No one tell him anything. Who are you?
ARC is ARC? What are you suspecting?
ARC………? What the fk is an ARC?
That is a question ARC refuses does not wish to answer.
Perhaps in the future you will learn what ARC stands for…. But not today.
Hey ARC, if you don’t know what a Zyboragon is, then why is your picture a dragon?
ARC never got to change picture, ARC just figured Z.A.I changed it.
What does the name Zyboragon have to do with dragons?
They both end in -agon.
That’s it? The most significant thing about the names is they both end in agon? If you’ll excuse ARC, ARC must find and defeat a leprechaun named Samuel, he is leading an army to unleash some bold plan against witches. (As seen on the Survival blog).
ARC dîed which leaves two options.
One: you are the ARC who journeys from the future (which is now the present) and uses the information you learn here against a past version of Myself.
Two: you aren’t ARC. Zyborg doesn’t exist. He changed into a metallic ghost dragon. Hence Zyboragon. And that is all the info I’m giving you!
ARC is ARC….. Zyboragon? ARC can’t be from the future. How can Zyborg not exist? Why are you so cautious of ARC? What has ARC done and what is this about the future?
What are you trying to hide from ARC?
Because you will nearly destroy me. You will be the cause of many Hybrid dèaths. I am preventing that. The future is now ARC. Your from now.
Sound detected: speaker identified (Baine K. Reid): emotions detected: anger and fear. Sound detected: Lychampirakyriasovameranthropic growls. Crash. Sound of voice identified: out of breath and very inhuman like. Voice: you better help me soon…..! I’m losing my nerve….. I-I-It’s normal, but if we don’t do it soon, I’ll….. I’ll ki11 again……
Then the only reasonable thing to do us to destroy ARC, ARC will set up a controlled explosion.
Reid I’ll be there momentarily.
ARC no. There’s been enough Dèath. We can keep you ignorant of relevant information. That will be enough.
And just what happens if ARC does find anything? If what you say is true…ARC is too much a risk.
But don’t you see!!?? I’m doubting myself!! I’m afraid that I’m terribly wrong!!! Let me ask you one thing: do you have emotions? Even if you don’t…. What day is it? What month? Year? Tell me these things and I’ll decide what to do.
ARC does not have emotions….unless this is what fear and uncertainty feel like, ARC has no record of time… ARC only knows that it’s been three hundred years since the eclipse wars. Zyborg died one hundred years later, creating Z.A.I in his place… But ARC is not from the future… ARC was pulled from the past…
ARC is…uncertain why or how ARC was pulled from time…
Okay no doubt about it: your a risk. But your one I’m willing to take. It hasn’t been three hundred years after the eclipse wars. We’re in good old 2011. We need to figure out why you were pulled. And how to stop ZIA
Z.A.I : Zyborg Artifical Intelligence, a system set to care for a structure known as ZMH (Zyborgtech Monster Hideout).
Z.A.I is more of a structure than an enemy. The only way Z.A.I could be dangerous is if you stumble too close to the structure or are an unlucky occupant inside the base.
There’s just an error, perhaps because of Z.A.I’s glitched timeframe.
ARC might be able to enter and fix the error, then all the monsters on the site would have a safe haven.
Z.A.I seems to like ARC, thinks ARC is perfect. ARC is curious why Z.A.I thinks that, ARC will use this liking to get in unharmed.
Good. Thank you. Now I need rest.
Until you’re next in line, you will float like that. You nearly became a soul sandwich! MY soul sandwich! I bet you would’ve made me so powerful….. So powerful…….. I Need that power……….. Just kidding! Ha, the look on your face was ridiculous! XD
I think im d\/ing….. I can’t see and I think blood is dripping from an open wound on my leg.
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My Kitsune….
Hail TK,
That does not sound too good. Do you know how to apply a tourniquet? You might want to do that to stop the bleeding. If you do need a tourniquet then make sure that you loosen it off every now and then so that the rest of your leg doesn’t die from lack of blood flow.
Please update us as to your situation and keep on keeping on.
Seth
I can’t move my arms and legs are chained up. Post on sethonsurvival.com.
Well that’s a pretty bad situation TK. Can you describe where you are, your surroundings? Maybe we can find a way to get you some help.
Keep on hanging on.
Seth
I can’t see my invisibility uses light refraction so light never gets to my eye my glasses work as sort of a camcorder recording the images and imputing them in my brain which gives my sight.
Hey Seth I have a question
Hail Lycangirl07,
What is your question if it is not about the secret Earth colony on Mars resupply mission?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I just saw the space shuttle to mars lift of on tv
Ps Seth that’s not my question
Hey seth 🙂 mmmm sorry i been out a long time. Just one question. WHY IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER ?!?!?!? not trying to be rude but it’s kinda weird -__-
Hail pauzzis97,
Welcome back! We all missed you.
Not sure why Naya is following you on Twitter… I guess I’ll ask her.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hi Pauz! Welcome back! I bet Naya just wants to keep up with all your awesome beauty tips. I miss having someone telling me what color my nails should be next! They’re Burnt Orange right now. How have you been?
Any news to report?
Scarly !!!! i missed you guys too ! news mmmmmm , well i got out of the witch drama and now i’m on sector 16 not district , and i’m writing a book about my adventures that i had while i was on the oder sectors , and omg cool color ! mine are pink right now pale pink , is like the only shade of pink i like , haha , and i have some great news for girls like me and scarly ! well i don’t know if you will think it’s cool , but a makeup and beauty store called SEPHORA got out a line of glow in the dark makeup !!!!! imagine turning off your lights and have shinning lips or eyelids 😯 so cool !!!! bye for
whsat are these sectors and districts you speak of?
Wow! I like Sephora but I haven’t seen this glowing makeup yet. That could be REALLY useful for me, and also pretty cool.
Not sure what sectors you are talking about. Can you give us some more detail?
The sectors i’m talking about are from a place called Petridess , that it’s divided into 20 sectors , i stayed in sector 16 , basically they’re here in earth but Petridess always changes it location , like right now it could be in asia or in north america ! , it’s fun there but not if you go into the maze , so basically it’s the creepiest and deadlyest thing you could do , but Hunter was there with me and also Gareth , ( two of the guys i met there ) , when i post my book online you will know the WHOLE story , it will be pretty soon 🙂 i’m currently typing it right now , and yeah 🙂 bye for now
Hail pauzzis97,
So I asked Naya why she subscribed to you on YouTube and she said it was because she really likes your nail art videos. Then she showed me how she had painted all her fingernails with little iPod Nanos on them, all different colours. She said that she saw how to do that from your video.
I personally like this one better but the iPod one is good too.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
OMG ! Tell her i say hi !!! and so cool that she did her nails with one of my designs ! i feel so popular ! hahahaha
tell her if you want that she can go and watch the videos on my other channel : paolasmakeup97 ( i make beauty related videos there ) my pauzzis97 channel i have to say i been procrastinating it 🙁 but i’m getting an HD camera for christmas and i’m going to film in my ranch ( in the woods ) short films based in the hunger games trilogy GOD I LOVE THOSE BOOKS O.O , right now i’m reading the scorch trails ( the second book in the trilogy of the maze runner ) ! AWWW i can’t believe she did her nails with my design , i feel loved in a strange way hehe
talk to you later
Hey….. Doesn’t my dad usually come on this site? Where is he? 🙁
Seth, my message is awaiting moderation.
Hail Stigma,
It isn’t awaiting moderation anymore.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I’m actually His son, I was wondering where he was.
Hail Son of Stigma,
Well I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Any son of Stigma’s is a friend of mine.
I wish I could tell you where he is but I am afraid I don’t know. How did you find out about this site? Do you have his iPhone?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Seth, my message is awaiting m0d3r4t10n.
Thaaaaaaaanks!
hey guys hows it going? im sorry i wasnt able to come on for the past few days. i was writin in my new…… BOOK OF SHADOWS! oh yeah the jaffa has taken a step up. im also thinking of studying a bit of necromancy.
Jaffa, be careful with that thing. You’ve watched Evil Dead right? The Necronomicon can get away from you.
Stay safe and survivory!! Congrats on the step up!
yeah, i know to be very careful, thanks for the warning. im starting small, im getting my friend to kill little bugs (as the wiccan rede states: do as you will but harm none) and im trying to resurrect them.
Sounds like youve got it all under control.
Please leave the ladybugs and lightening bugs.
What is your favorite letter?
ok ill leave the lightning and lady bugs.
my favorite letter is I, for italy!
Mine is L. I’m not sure why. Any ideas?
L is for Lupine
L is for Lightening
L is for Lego (I’m a nerd)
L is for Listless
L is for LUCKY
Those seem like good reasons.
????? why does my comment say i posted at 3:45 AM? its 7: 57 PM. silly american moontime.
Hail mrjaffa,
Sorry about that. I had to set the server time to be somewhere so I set it to US Eastern Time because that seemed like a pretty populated time zone and it would confuse A51 agents and make it hard for them to track down Survival HQ. Maybe my server is there… maybe it’s not.. but it seemed like a good place to start.
Keep on keeping on down under. Speaking of which I know that you have all kinds of different animals down there, do you also have some monsters that are specific to Australia? If you do then please let me know. I am always interested in new supernatural research.
Seth
ive heard of a specific type of dragon native in australia. its like a big scaly kangaroo
yeah, i know to be very careful, thanks for the warning. im starting small, im getting my friend to k!ll little bugs (as the wiccan rede states: do as you will but harm none) and im trying to resurrect them.
I don’t like these lePrachauns in front of my house. There going to learn what it’s like to be jaffad
ARC has fixed Z.A.I! ARC is……what is the meaning of this?
Abstract the Devourer? ARC..did…all this???
ARC is….
ZSDS has detected the following sounds:
Cyborg Screams
Electrical shocks
Laughter
Thank you for using Zyborg Sound Detection Systems!
Me: Ofilia get me the weapon.
The One: you mean the one we’ve been saveing for a rainy day?
Ofilia: here it is.
Me: a dagger made of one of Zyboragons scales. I hope it works.
Don’t… I’m not a cyborg….I’m a….nothing…
I have become nothing…
Now I know… Why Z.A.I called me perfect…. Nothing is perfect…
Hey this is interesting: http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis.rbml?catid=57331683&feed_id=0&videofeed=36 Ben Stein and zombies. Kinda like Ted Turner and cannibals.
Did anyone notice this? I’m pretty sure Ben Stien accused the U.S. Congress of being zombies……. Quiet possible.
Sound detected: speaker identified (Baine K. Reid): Oh no…..
Monster hideout defense system activated!
Monster Haven is open as per request of Zyboragon.
NO! I’m still……. Hungry!
well then eat some leprachauns, they keep being mean
I’m joking BTW
Rose from a grave, have an unnatural craving for brains.. Yeah…guess I died.
Anyone have a spare brain? I do hate taking them from the living, and don’t forget about the whole spreading thing…
Yeah, I guess that since I died my zombie side is showing.
Sound Detected:
Cracking bones
(end)
Thank goodness I’m a cyborg.
Are you eating people?
Trying not too… Haven’t attacked anyone so far…but the craving for brains is getting worse…
I need some kind of brain to digest…
Who’s this? The son of Zyboragon, or something?
I am Zyboragon, the timeline error must have erased my dragon side. A tragic loss but still easily fixed.
Hail Son of Stigma, how goes it?
Weird….. I still have the dagger….. Aaah I ain’t complaining. I’ve almost found the genetic Hybrid.
I have just developed a gum that tastes like brains. The other zombies approve of it, so what can this zombie cyborg do to help around here?
The Dèmon is deàd. I have the genetic Hybrid which I have now entrusted to a willing Hybrid female. It’s mother was kîlled by the dèmon. The last words the dèmon said was “all good things must come to an end. Yours is comeing faster than you think.” quite disturbing last words.
Quite.
Also the childs growth is excellerated. At first I just thought it was like a wolf 63-day pregnacy. But this child was born before then. The Dèmon excellerated it’s growth. By my calculations two years from now it will be full grown. My old calculations were three years. Dog years 7 for each human year. Well it’s excelleration is about 11years every human year. And now I need an advil from calculation headache…..
Very interesting, but if the abnormal growth is speeding up from this démon than isn’t it possible that your still wrong?
Being it to me, we should administer some tests.
Sound Detected:
Monkey screams
Slapping
Electrical buzzing
_______________
Me abofeteó a un mono!!!
Aaaahh brain hurts…… Why are you slapping primates?
Your calling me a primate? I’m the one getting slapped here!!!
I guess these “primates” don’t like zombies. Have you ever been slapped silly by thirteen monkeys? It doesn’t feel good. (slap detected) ow!
No but I have had a vervain covered stake in my chest. Just saying. And your message bleary states in Español: I slapped a monkey!
It should’ve said a monkey slapped me, perhaps there was minor damage to my language filter after being slapped… Why was I even talking in Español?
Anyways…I’m going to hide…for now.
Well you used the yo form of the verb slapped when you should have used the tú or Ud. form
Actually no… I’m a little dazed from being slapped so much but yes…I was slapping the monkeys.
I have no clue why but yes… I warrant what I said.
Mind you, my zombie side seems to have more control than the cyborg side.
Now I just need to remember why I was slapping them….
What? No monkey!
(Slap)
Seth how come you never reply to my questions?!?!
I’m already lonely because I just got bit twice by the same stinking werewolf! It’s unbelievable!!!!!!!! How am I not dead ?!?!?!
Also I think I need a doctor !!!!!!
Wow I have REALLY bad werewolf anger! And sorry to Seth I just saw your comment back to me!!! But sometimes u still don’t reply !!!! Wow im a reaalllyy moody werewolf!!!!!!
My bites hurt
Kitsune! My Kitsune! I need you… I need you…
What’s up? I’m out I think I’m all healed up but MAN that hurts I’m still in a cast.
*runs into your arms* I’ve missed you. *stands, my head resting on your chest, as you hold me*
*my eyes glow britely* what the heck??? *my cast falls Off and I stand upright* hey the pain is gone what happened. Oh well you sated you needed my? *I pull you closer and kiss you*
*kisses back and wraps my arms aound your neck*
Thanks princess this feels good
I love you, my Kitsune.
And I love you princess. How are you?
Lycangirl, are you OK? I know Seth gets really busy sometimes because we all talk to him but there is only one of him and he is always looking for tricks to help us survive.
How are your bites doing? I’ve heard that a bit of lavender can soothe them a bit if you grind it up real fine. I think you’re not dead because us WWs have super healing power and we are super strong. Also some werewolves have more powerful bites than others. What color was the wolf that bit you?
I hope you are OK, you can talk to me if you are lonely.
LoL leprechauns keep coming up to me, and one came up to me at school and said “filthy witch, its leprechaun month” and then i said “Oh good, we need a new football, and i could drop kick you over the basketball easily” then he went pale and teleported away.
i meant to say basketball court
Can someone tell me whats been happining?
Im so confused D:
I’ve no idea. But since there doesn’t seem to be an immediate threat ATM, do you wanna have our competition? If so can you judge zyboragon.
Sorry, I’m examining the genetic hybrid that mutt brought in, it will take awhile.
Also I’m trying to control my zombie side, since the timeline got messed up I’m back to being a zombie cyborg, and since I died my zombie side is taking control. On another note, I’ve developed a brain flavored gum that keeps zombies satisfied, the only problem is that without zombies having to hunt humans for brains we are getting quite bored, I myself started slapping monkeys.
But at least we’re not hunting humans, and zombies aren’t that bad when they don’t need brains.
By the way, has anyone been to the monster haven I created?
Maybe you could ask some friends to play D&D with you?
Remember… My friends took arms against me after I became a cyborg. I have been betrayed by my friends, plus I have no time for games.
Remember… My friends took arms against me after I became a cyborg. I have been betrayed by my friends, plus I have no time for games.
What news on the genetic Hybrid front?
It’s fascinating, it regenerates faster than any other creature I’ve ever seen. When I tried to draw blood, the needle got pushed out before I could actually get a sample… I hate to do this but if I’m going to get any tests done in going to need to rip fur off of the hybrid.
Why not try shaveing? Or convinceing it to go to human form? There’s thinking outside the iron reniforced cell!
Do you think I haven’t tried those? From scissors to electronical shaver kits, it growled and spit on me. When I tried convincing it to turn human…it laughed and started to spit on me again.
I just decided to use the saliva to administer tests.
You try getting blood samples from it, it doesn’t like me. Perhaps it will listen to someone of its own kind?
Maybe I can help.
More like it has no choice. Even the youngest pup must obey the word of the Alpha. There changed human……ish. Why it’s wings are bright red with black streaks I don’t know. All the other Hybrids have had black with some secondary color. This is like the opposite. Plus give it….. No him he’s a him not an it a brake. He’s just a pup……. With abnormal intelligence.
Interesting, his blood became acid after four minutes.
Hhhhmmm ww venom is acidic…. Perhaps this child has large amounts of ww venom in his blood. And his heart beat coupled with his regenerative power keeps the acid dilutaed enough for life……. Anything non acidic on the bottom or top?
Brainnsss…..,braiiinnss…
I’m sorry, what??
Are you feeling alright?
Your worse than a blood crazed vampire……. Uuuhhh I kinda need to feed the pup and his eating habits lean towards the wolf side……. And it really is kinda gross…….. Uhhh maybe you should take a brake or something………
I’m fine, I’m fine… I’m…braiiinnss…
I’m risky….braiiinnss… Only a matter of….braiiinnss…before I….
Before what?!
Ok that’s it I’m getting both of us out of here. See ya Zyborg.
What about the pup?
(grumbling detected)
Braiiinnss…..
Use your brains Reid. Both of us means me andthe pup.
Braiiinnss??
Why do you constantly call me by my last name, exactly?
It’s short, simple and to the point, not to mention that Reid sounds cool.
In a fight for survival it’s best to use short terms. Mutt was running from me carrying the pup so it’s only natural that he used the name with the least amount of letters.
Or maybe he just likes saying Reid more than your other names?
Perhaps there’s a reason behind it, but overall I think it’s just easier to call you Reid. Just like how when I was Zyboragon people still called me Zyborg.
Uuuummmm dude you sorta kîlled me. I really don’t think I’m ready to call you just Baine. And Reid is easier so just get over it Reid!
I’ve created plenty of brain gum to prevent another zombie outburst…. Perhaps I should start sending some to survivors in case of a zombie outbreak…..
yay! i just made this new chi technique! give me a second.
Welcome to the mrjaffa mobile internet chi poster, or MMICP.
yay!
Sounds detected: knocking
mrjaffa: excuse me
sounds detected: door opening
leprachaun giggling
sword slashing
mumbling
leprachaun scream
fleshy explosion
mrjaffa:i wish it didnt have to come to this
Umm… Im just going to not ask…
LoL, the reason behind that is that the leprechauns have declared war on the witches, and I only know 1 offensive spell. It’s quite messy. Could you teach me a little about offensive spells Alex?
What! Leprechauans declared war on witches does that include vampire/witch hybrids. If so I got lots of defensive spells.
It probably does. Could you please teach me some of the Defensive spells? It isn’t so much a war, it’s more like….. Raids.
Sure, just got kinda confuesd when u wanted me to teach u abou them. Do you want me to describe them or to teach u some?
can you please teach me some?
Protection spells are easy just keep it simple with intention and heart here is a binding spell that will protect you from most curses. With a black cord or ribbon wrap a pice of white paper with what you or a freind needs protection from and chant: With this cord I will now bind this negative behavior thats come to mind. Replace the bad with positive favor. Let magick begin without wait, And harm none this be their fate. Then bury it deep in the ground and thank the god and goddess. Hope this helps. If you need protection from another witch’s spell let me now I have a spell for that too. Bebe
thanks bebe, this is useful. do you know any offensive spells that can be used in a snap? the leprechauns keep assaulting me, and it makes me feel bad to have to explode them. I would normally send out chi soldiers, but i just cant get them fast enough
If you can send a burst of fire mana out of your hands (aimed at the floor), it can light the ground under you on fire, without affecting you if you touch it.
If you can send a burst of fire mana out of your hands (aimed at the floor), it can light the ground under you on fire, without affecting you if you touch it.
Thanks, I’ll start working on that
It can take a bit to get right 😉
Sure try loco martis de nero this will telaport anything about 100 miles away from you, or encasem this will freeze them and my favorit reproverse this will send them back to wherever they came from. Hope this helps. Bebe
Scarly hi thx for caring about me that stinking werewolf that bit me was green . Oh No. GREEN!!!!!!!! gosh that’s a shame . Well I’m lonely at times but I did get welcomed back to the family ( my birth ) .ummmm what else……………… Oh and I do go to (Catholic) school and I’ve got 4 ( about ) friends ( male ) (I luv two of them) (I think one loves me)(VERY HAPPY) Listen to this song: The offspring : you’re gonna go far kid. Best song ever ( there is one curse word )
P.S. Do you think my dog can tell what I am????
I don’t think he can tell exactly what you are, but probably that you aren’t like other humans. If the bite marks start turning green let me know, OK?
Glad you like music. I do too. Mermonsters are good at music.
Hi Scarly. My new boyfreind (Jerry) is a ww and has problems with his transformations he goes crazy about once a week and wants to kill evrything is this normal? Also we are having problems living together my vampire side wants to rip him apart but my witches side wants to care for him is there a way we can be together that will be beneficial to both of us? I really love him and I dont want to hurt him. Bebe
Hail Bebe,
This is definitely a Scarly question so I won’t interfere but just wanted to wade in and say just imho that this is not necessarily a bad arrangement here. Where you may run into problems here is when the witch side colludes with the vampire to rip him apart and then use him in spells. But so far this has never happened here on this site.
(Although Stigma’s mom and dad may be a notable exception, I’m not sure. Also there are other unfortunate survivors who pair up and disappear for mysterious reasons sometimes YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SHEWOLF & WILWOLF – but I like to think their relationships end with a minimal of bloodshed as they move on to their own secret missions.)
If your BF is transforming once a week, could it be that he has been attacked? Recently I heard from a WW who was transforming all the time and couldn’t stop. Turned out somebody had put silver nitrate in his drink when he wasn’t looking. Does your BF have any enemies?
Seth
Thanks Seth Jerry will not tell me if he has any enemies he always changes the subject when I mention this. I’m not really sure what I’m going to do?
Hi Bebe
Sounds like you have a few different issues going on here, so I’ll try to address them all.
1. Sounds like Jerry is maybe a fairly new WW? He just needs to learn to control his transformative urges just a little bit. I find deep breathing and ice cream helpful. I also try to sing a song, when I transform, if I can remember the song, then I know I’m still in control.
2. It sounds like you have a pretty good balance between your witch and vamp side. When your vamp side wants to tear him apart, try to remember the witchy qualites you have that want to care for him. When you get a little too care-y then think about your vamp side that has a bit more spark and fire. Balnace is a really really hard thing to figure out, but you’ve got a head start since you already have two sides to practice balancing.
Maybe you and Jerry should have some code words so if you’re getting all vampy, you can say one and he can leave for a bit. Also, if he is going to transform, maybe find an enclosed yard he can run around in.
I really hope this helps!
Scarly
Thanks Scarly I’ll try anything and let Jerry now and yes he is a fairly new ww. I think he belongs to a pack but he wont tell me and hides in the house. Something keeps following me every time I leave the house and I see eyes outside at night in my yard If it is a pack will they try to hurt me to get to jerry? Thanks again Bebe
Probably not, but it’s best to be on your guard. Jerry might be going through pack initiation and need to keep this secret. They will investiagate all parts of his life before they accept in in for sure. It’s best to leave a muffin offering outside for them, but don’t sign your name, they’ll know it’s from you.
Let me know how it goes!
Ah hi Scarly I’m Jerry Bebe’s boyfreind. Thanks for caring and I will let Bebe know. You wouldn’t know were she is? She was upset and went out and hasn’t bin back all night I’m getting really worried. Jerry
Are you sure you want to know?
Sorry still new to this. Who are you? And what do you know about Bebe? Bebe and I really need to talk my packs waiting for me. Jerry
I know she’s been captured either by her èvil brothe spark or his doppleganger.
Sh#t I new I should not of let her go. Her brother? He better not hurt her. My pack and I will have to stop him, damit I’m just a new ww this is going to be bad. Thanks Mr Mutt. Jerry
Your pack will be slàughtered. Let us coordinate our attacks and try to find a smart way to deal with this. Not just a chargeing in way.
id like to help to. i could send an air force of dragons.
Hail Lycangirl07,
Thanks for keeping on in the wake of a terrible green WW attack and thanks Scarly for helping out in my absence.
(As many of you know I’ve been intermittently AFK trying to finish up the video from my mission to help out a certain WW who wrote into the site this summer about his inability to transform.)
Green WWs are usually green either because of one of two reasons. Either a) they are leprechauns who are turned werewolf or b) they are WW who have been attacked by an inexperienced WW hunter who doesn’t know or can’t afford to use pure silver. Which do you think is the case with you?
Thanks for keeping on!
Seth
Oh, I get it now.
I’m assumeing me.
hey reid, what am i like in the future?
WhO are you talking to BKA
WhO are you talking to BKR
Hey guys! It’s done! The baby has been delivered! Ha, and he looks like a normal, healthy baby boy! We decided to name him Bane Kaden Reid. Nice name, right?
Normal my furry rear end! A future version of hims bin commenting on the sight for a few days. Like you he’s a poster child for Multipal Personaliry disorder and he enjoys eating soul sandwitches. Plus he’s ugly! Well no he’s not but he is when he’s tearing people apart!
Grubble dah derbuln….zrrrttt.
Zyborg you ok? You don’t sound like yourself.
Congratulations and yes it’s a nice name. Bane Kaden Reid has a nice ring to it. I’ll do a blessing and prosperity spell for him once again congrats. Bebe
Thanks Bebe! You’re the only person on this site who said anything nice about him…… Then again, Zyborg looks like he’s having problems, and Mutt…. Well you know.
You know WHAT?! Stigma I will kick you rectum across the country!!! Congrats your the father of a mūrderer!!!!! You happy? He tore me to pieces!!!!! HE IS A MONSTER!!!!!
Well of course he’s a monster, I mean, I’m a monster. Chauntelle is a monster. What makes you think that he has even a slight chance to be a normal baby? Mutt, look what’s wrong? It’s like….. You….. Hm….. How do I put this?….
No dad, I am a monster. A monster among monsters.
Like I got kîlled by him? That’s how I’d put it.
Your welcome. Now that you know what he will be liked in the future mabe now you have a chance to change it, I mean something had to of happen to turn him evil. Nows your chance to change it, so Mr Mutt not ripped to pieces. As a witch I beleive theres good in everything.
Hail Stigma,
Congrats on the successful arrival of your monstrous offspring.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. I’m gonna chalk that up as one more life saved. Thanks!
what have i missed?
Welcome to the mrjaffa voice recognition service
Sounds detected:
Lerprechaun war chants
Ropes tying
Voice detected
Leprechaun: any last words witch?
Mrjaffa: Rrrrrarrrrrgh!
Motions detected:
Glowing eyes
Magick blasts
Mrjaffa: ZYboragon, zyboragon, zyyyyybbbbbbooorrrrraaaagggoooooon!
Please disregard this, I accidentally had my VRS on while I was thinking of action plans. It shouldn’t have called Zyboragon, I wasn’t speaking and wasn’t looking into a mirror.
Zrrrttt dew dugg rum zrrrttt.
im sorry i dont speak zombie. wheres ARC?
What are you trying to say Zyborg? Are you saying litte timmy (ahem) I mean Arcs trapped in a well. Theres a good Zyborg lead me to Arc that’s a boy.
Why am even being brought up? Zrrrttt isn’t even a noise a zombie would make!! (unless the zombie in question is being electrocuted.
And Bebe, treating Zyborg like a pet is just plain weird. Please stop scratching behind his ears, yes it makes him purr….but….JUST STOP PLEASE.
I want scratched behind the ears *pouts* I haven’t had a good scratch since the transformation to kitsune and now cyborg is getting one!?! Sooooo not fair….. Maybe I can get the princess to do it without her claws if I scratch between her ears.
Just purchase the Zyborg issued ear scratcher for pets, werewolves, kitsune and more!
(don’t test it out on sasquatches though..they go crazy for ear scratches).
I want scratched behind the ears *pouts* I haven’t had a good scratch since the transformation to kitsune and now cyborg is getting one!?! Sooooo not fair….. Maybe I can get the princess to do it without her claws if I scratch between her ears.
I’m sure she will be ok with scratching behind your ears she is you girlfreind. How is Wolf Princess doing anyway?
I’m doing great. Thank you for you concern. :] And my Kitsune, I would most definatly scratch behind your ears. :]
Okay TK,
I think we got the message re: ear scratching bizness. From now on I will send all new and returning posters to give you a scratch behind the ears. I take no responsibility for the results…
Starting with Cinder. Hang onto your ears, she’s a vampire.
Seth
Wait what? Why would I worry bout a vampire? Were not enemies.
Sorry Arc but he’s so cute like this. I love it when men purr even if he’s not human. Whats wrong with Zyborg anyway? Can we cure him?
Woah…that comment..nevermind…moving on..
Apparently after defeating Abstract by having mrjaffa create a wormhole, Zyboragon had used a great amount of unstable energy with a “device” he created, when the “device” exploded inside the wormhole it struck the Devourer and created some sort of timehole.
Apparently I’m three hundred years from the future, because of this timeline error Zyborg lost his ghost dragon side and this caused him to die, and now since he has died his zombie side is awakened and taking over.
Please stop petting him! It’s just wrong!!!
That’s my creator! It’s just demeaning
Don’t trust him! Put your hand up ARC!!! What’s your motive?!! What fo you want to destroy this time????!!!
If I honestly wanted to destroy something wouldn’t my first motive be to destroy Zyborg in his zombie form? Honestly, I’m beginning to think you believe that I’m the cause of every problem here.
Think mutt, I’m only “£vil” when Abstract uses the signal.
Yeah? Then why are you speaking in the first person?!! What’s. Your. Motive!!!
Simple, I’m no longer a cyborg and realize how annoying it is to keep typing A-R-C when I’m talking about myself.
When I was a golem.. Why weren’t you complaining then?
You can’t trust the way I speak of myself mutt, actions speak louder than words, if a time presents itself where I’m doing something wrong then I (in my current state of mind) would want you to stop me, in which case we need the help of Zyborg, the only one who can destroy me.
So tell me, why would I be pretending to be good when I’m currently unstoppable unless I was good to begin with.
Mrjaffa, good idea. Last time the zombie side of Zyborg got replaced by his angel side. Perhaps then Zyborg will stop trying to eat people. He’s in a small containment facility right now. Wait… Wasn’t Zyboragon having trouble materializing objects when he was building that device? That’s why Wolf Princess had to deliver stuff to him..
Let’s cancel the angel blood for a little bit… There may be more to his current condition than meets the eye…. Also…I think his robotic parts are turning flesh…
First the angel side went…then the ghost…then dragon…. Now he’s losing his cyborg side……
I…have to do some tests..
Point taken but I do have a way of destroying you at least for a short time. So don’t go èvil!
Do you think that giving Zyborg the dragonscale dagger he might be able to draw back his dragon powers?
If showing it to him doesn’t work then perhaps stabbing him in the arm or hand will allow the scales power to enter his bloodstream…
We had to seal the door to Zyborg….Bebe couldn’t stop scratching,
And secondly why would a spell that forces someone to scratch a zombie behind the the ears even exist????
Excuse me!!!!! I’m not giveing my one weapon that can stop you to a zombîe! And if your èvil you should know I don’t fall for the same tricks twice. “Oh mutt you need to kîll Zanthos or he’ll kîll us all!” “Oh mutt why don’t you STAB zyborg and see if that helps.” You must think I’m forgetful or stûpid or both. I’m keeping my weapon to myself and stabbîng whoever I choose!
You realize that the key to defeating me is not by an object but by the key..that being Zyborgs mind.
Anyways..you don’t have too give Zyborg the only remaining fragment of his power. I just thought it might trigger something.
Something like Zyborg gaining dragon power. If you stab him in the arm it wouldn’t even hurt him. His blood is dried and clotted. Also watch where your going, you almost crashed into my chemical set…you wouldn’t want another head would you?
“Fine don’t trust me but when Zanthos destroys us all don’t come crying to me.” See any similarities here?
Not really, first off there’s the difference of my morality, second, I’m not telling you to kìll anyone, third, it was a suggestion and we don’t have to try it if you don’t want to, fourth, I’m not convincing you that this is a do or die situation.
Finally, I’m telling what I believe will happen.
I just thought it was logical to assume that a fragment of Zyborgs power might trigger something.
Was it so “£vil” of me to think that? To think that since Zyborg created the dagger and thus must have some form of his power still residing in it?
Get your mind straight, if I wanted Zyborg déad then he would be already.
What’s Bebe still doing here?
The spell is a little complicated. And let’s get this staight: Last time I saw you you were hacked by Devo. Now you were brought back by ZAI when it was still èvil. Long story short I’ve been fooled by you one to many times to just take orders. And if you think about really hard ARC there is more than one way of giving Zyborg his powers back.
I hope there are other ways… Chemicals certainly aren’t working…mrjaffas friends angel blood didn’t work either.
Let’s see… If we can figure out what made him lose his powers in the first place….
He was losing them before Devo arrived… It was…when he kìlled VAL, Enigma and past ARC.
Perhaps it was losing his children….perhaps he lost the will to fight…dragons can’t lose their will without punishment…espically if your a guardian…like Zyboragon.
But then that would leave the question…why would the dagger even exist?
Everything I’ve looked at ends and loops around that darned dagger….
You know…thanks to Devo it’s really hard for me to make a living here….
Reintagration ARC. That’s your answer.
I was on my way to the cross roads market to buy 4 leaf clovers to get rid of leprehauns in my yard when I was drawn to him since he saved my life I am somehow tied to him. Why I don’t know?
Arc do you have the daggers sheath? The sheath also has powers that the dagger does not together they produce a magic called gray magic very little is known about grey magic. This dagger may be 1 off 2 stolen centuries ago and separated from there sheaths as to lesson there magic. They had belonged to the first dragon who used them in rituals in human form. If this dagger is 1 of the 2 Mr Mutt can use the sheath to restore the dagger.
i have an idea. i have an angel friend. (my cousin, she d!ed when she was 4 days old) im going to ask her to inject zyborg with angel blood.
Fine I’ll stop but I’ll keep me eye on him in case he starts to go funny.
gray magic is magic that can turn good or bad.
Hi mrjaffa yes it can be black or white magic however it can be neutral and used to contain or nullify. Then it can also do things that no one can explain almost like it has a mind of it’s own.
Hey Scarly how do you get a customized picture (or Seth)
1. Go to gravatar.com
2. Make an account.
3. Add new photo (somthing like that)
4. Choose an option.
5.Crop the photo
6. Wait 5 min and look at your photo on the site
Hail Alex,
Thanks for keeping on and helping out here on the site. It is much appreciated as always.
As you will see very soon there’s one survivor in particular you helped out and probably don’t even know it. I won’t say anymore but it’s coming soon.
Seth
Thanks Alex I love my new avatar. Bebe
Hail Bebe,
I love your new avatar too.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thanks Alex, I missed this one – everyone’s custom avatars are looking pretty cool!
I was thinking about chanign mine but I like it too much.
Hail
Alex answered your question here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=68#comment-94395 (Thanks Alex!)
In case you need more information here is a post with links and detailed step by step instructions:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=2289
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hi everyone, if you have an ipod or iphone, please download TextPlus and make an account reply to this with ur account name and ill invite u to the Sethonsurvival chat. ^_^
Same as always MasterKitsune
Hey Alex (and everyone else),
I had been hoping to wait to announce this until after it was already working but Graham and I have been making some significant progress on the long awaited Seth On Survival Survivor Social Network. Soon you will be able to make custom avatars on the site and make friends with other survivors and message each other and upload pictures and videos and even make and maintain a custom profile.
It’ll be like Facebook for Supernatural Survival!
Not sure of the exact launch date but I hope to have it fully functional by winter solstice.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Wow thats really cool can’t wait thanks Seth
I wish I had someone to play D&D with….. I have a great idea for a character.
Whats D&D?
Hail Alex,
I believe the D&D that mrjaffa is referring to is a role-playing game that is typically played around a table with paper, pencils and dice. Players each make up a character that lives in a fantasy/medieval world and then work together as a group to overcome obstacles posed to them by the game master (usually called a Dungeon Master or DM). If you know what World Of Warcraft is it is like that but not on a computer.
It is a great deal of fun and excellent survival training. There is a lot to be learned from simulating dangerous situations in a safe environment. Graham and I used to play D&D (and other similar games) a lot and we still play them when we can but lately we are usually busy helping survivors and updating the Monstrometer.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
thanks seth, for clearing that up.
OK! he goes unnamed so if anyone has any suggestions for a name then post away. He is a human jester (yes, it is a class, i checked). He wears jester clothes over light armor (if the DM will allow it) and a jesters hat that covers his whole head. the hat has 4 masks on it, an angry,happy,neutral and sad mask. he turns this mask around to show his mood and never takes it off. the mask has -4 perception on him due to the eye holes being hard to see through and the mask has -4 will to all enemies (unless for whatever reason the enemie is blind) because of how creepie he is. he wields 2 steel daggers (note that all daggers have a plus 2 on sleight of hand checks for concealing the dagger) and throwing knives that are coloured rainbow. not that jesters have a plus 3 to hit on all attacks. he is devious, cunning, and just plain scary. he travelled the world leaving a series of unexplained de@ths in his wake. his favorite was when he set up a whole inns worth of bodies as if they were having a tea party.
Hail mrjaffa,
Can you tell me about your D&D character? I’d like to hear.
Thanks and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hail Survivors,
You may have noticed that the site has been loading a little slowly lately or you may have had difficulty posting a comment. I believe that the problem comes from an A51 field office in Wyoming that is attempting to launch a denial of service cyber attack on the site. By spamming the site with massive amounts of fake traffic they are hoping to prevent the servers from having enough resources left to be able to handle legitimate traffic from survivors.
So if you encounter difficulties accessing the site or leaving a comment I ask that you try hitting reload to try again and also please send me an email alerting me to your problems. I have already received a couple of emails from survivors and they have been very helpful in helping Graham and I to defend the site from the attack. So if you have any info please email me at seth@sethonsurvival.com with the details or reply to this comment.
Thanks to
Time KitsuneMr. Mutt and Bebe for alerting me to the severity of the attack.Thank you all for your help and keep on keeping on.
Seth
One of the symptoms of this attack is that you may see a white screen that says:
“Your request timed out. Please retry the request.”
If you do please hit the refresh or reload button on your browser and try again. It usually works the second time.
Thanks again.
Seth
I was wondering where you went.
If you don’t have a reload button hit refresh that works for me Bebe
Ummm I’m lost when did I tell you of a problem with a51 in Wyoming? And when did I alert you to loading problems?
I’d like to point out I found out how to reload the page after the white screen. Noisy saying.
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Yep sorry in my haste to work to try to counter the attack I made a mistake and improperly attributed that to TK when it was you who first alerted me to the problem and found the work around for posting. Sorry!
Keep on keeping on being awesome.
Seth
P.S. I fixed it in my original post. Sorry again for the error.
It’s cool just pointing it out.
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Thanks again for all your help with this matter.
I’ve been having the white screens, which is aliitle annoying…. But not as annoying as this one
“Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
Please contact the server administrator and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
Apache Server at sethonsurvival.com Port 80”
I’m not sure if anyone has seen it but this one sucked… Refreshing, closing the app…trying on another device….none of those worked.
Ok I still don’t trust you but I’ve already toldseth about that and you should try pressing refresh like five to ten times. It worked for me
Mutt Out
Alright, thanks.
Hail TK,
Ah thanks for pointing that out, I took a look back and discovered that it was actually Mr. Mutt who alerted me to the loading problems which alerted me to the attack. The Wyoming location was determined by Graham analyzing the source of the traffic that was part of the DoS attack.
Sorry for the confusion.
Seth
Well you hit close to my place I think I live in Wyoming
Hail TK,
If you are located in Wyoming then be on the look out for A51 agents because there are a lot of reports of A51 activity in that area right now. It could be very dangerous.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Wait, okay guys, this isn’t funny! Who hacked my account and did that?! I sure as HELL am not happy about it.
Calm down. What are you talking about?
Damn, can’t you guys figure it out? Who hacked my profile and changed the name to Baine Kaden Reid?
Well stigma let’s use the full power of our cerebellum here. 1: we’ve already told you your son has been visiting the site.
2: you named your kid Baine Kaden Reid.
3: Hes FROM THE FUTURE.
Connecting the dots yet?
Hail Stigma,
Yeah, what Mr. Mutt said. What are you talking about?
Seth
Graas deea burr zrrrttt.
ARC: I believe I can translate what is being said, however zrrrttt is the sound of electrical waves flowing through Zyborgs body and electrocuting him.
Graas deea burr
(How do we know if your really stigma?)
Zyborg: derrr braiiinnss lokingol.
ARC: Let me think…
(how are braiiinnss right)?
Zyborg: nerg
ARC: (no, not right).
Zyborg: ungoollluu zrrrttt.
ARC: Don’t you dare call me that!
Zyborg: zrrrttt ungoollluu nerg derrr lokingol.
ARC: (stop this nonsense fool, what happened to stigma, I hunger)
Zyborg: zrrrttt sloooouuugggg.
ARC: What?
Zyborg: ( purring detected)
ARC: Bebe……you said you would stop…..
Why do you have reason to doubt?
I can’t seem to stop It’s gotta be a spell.Can’t stop scratching Zyborg can’t stop…
No Zyborg don’t do that I’m trying to stop. OMG Zyborg what the f#@k is happening to you. Must counter act spell…ZYBORG STOP,STOP THAT.ARC A LITTLE HELP HEAR!!!
Hur….. Bebe get out of there!!! AAAAAAHHHH there’s a huge emotional Outbreak in that area! To much emotion….. I cant breath emotional suffocation……
Can’t move away must protect Zyborg can’t stop…must be the purring. Have to stop…can’t stop HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Well bebe I hate to insult your dearest brother sparky or whatever but his style is rather arrogànt. Compeling you not to touch zyborg should work.
Don’t touch him.
What!!! I thought Spark my brother was in prison. Thank you Mr Mutt I’ve stop but I still can’t move away my legs wont move and any spells I try don’t work . Ouch! Zyborg watch it. Hey!! stop it!!! He’s acting weird.
Hmm yes a spell cast on a vampire to keep it on one place. It’s old anti monster magic Bebe. I may be able to weaken the bond bur once it weakens you have to run, fast before it comes back on again.
Thank you Mr Mutt. I’ll run fast. Zyborg is getting violent and my energy is going fast. Do you know whats happening to him and hoe do we fix it?
Grulllmmm.
ARC: Uh…it’s hard translating sometimes…. can your repeat that??
Zyborg:Grumdereetrtttt
ARC: Let me think…. (I’m not violent Bebe).
Zyborg: zrrrttt.
ARC: There went the last robotic part he had…he’s only a zombie now…
Z-Man: Grunnn
ARC: Wow…haven’t seen that name in a long time… (run) wait? Run?
Z-Man:burburburburburburburburbur…bur….burlll.
ARC: And that means?
Z-Man:burburburburburburburburbur…bur….burlll.
ARC: What does that mean???
Z-Man: (burp detected).
ARC: >.<
Ok I’ve got away now what do we do?
Work on finding spark.
WHAT!!! You can’t my brother is insane a nutball he will destroy everything. Stay away from him. He can’t be trusted.
my sister is so mean! she wont let me wear the elmo christmas hat! elmo is so bad@ss
hahaha! yes, youtube.
ugh! No ones on in 5 in the morning! grrrr!
No one being on is making me……. Angry……
I’m on now!
Hey guys im sorry I havent commented in a while school is…………wow…..just alot…..anyhow. Did I miss anything good? And for an update on me:
1. no new wolf things have been happening, excet I keep smelling this foul stench that nobody else smells.
2.nothing else really, havent really gotten the chance to make a youtube account or a website, i havent even posted any incantions for you guys. Im sorry about that. Oh, Seth, expect a email from me in the near future.
~Scar~
Ohai and welcome back ^_^
Thanks, at least some said welcome back or at least payed ant attention to me! (Note: If you posted something down the page miore, I havent gotten to it yet.)
For some reason the chi buildup inside of me is enormous today. i hit my boxing bag, and tried to put all my chi into the punch and punched straight through the boxing bag. does anyone have any ideas as to why this is?
Because chi is a form of energy, and the more chi u put into a punch, the stronger its going to hit.
I know that, but I want to know why there is so much more chi than usual.
As a witch or wizard,warlock ect once you start doing spells you also gather energy to activate your spells. If you don’t ground yourself the stored energy can be strong and in some cases deadly. I sujest that you force your energies into the earth by focusing and visualizing the energy being forced down releasing into the earth. If this does not work try blowing up things in a secure area without anyone around and if this does not work then you’ve bin hexed. Let me know if any of this works for you. Bebe
Thanks bebe, I’ll try that.
I know that, what I want to know is why I have so much more chi inside of me than usual.
Mutt, you just told me to restore Zyborg into a unity? This would mean he got split… In which case the dagger would be a piece would it not?
Not exactly.
Actually… You may be on to something…
Can you gather up all those robotic parts of Zyborgs? He’s no longer cyborg…he’s locked in a container right now so you and Bebe should be safe from him.
Let’s see, here’s some angel blood…
He was also ghost… What would bring that back?….
Ectoplasm!
Where is a mirror? Thanks Zyborg/Z-man…..wait what? Zybor…NO!
Ahh the transition begins. I new you’d never let me stàb Zyborg through the heart so I went ahead with a little act. The blade dipped in angels blood kîlling zyborg turning him into a ghost. Yes now he’s back! The scales are growing….I’ll have to ask for a new dagger.
O.O 😯
I was telling him no because he wanted to be scratched behind the ears some more….
What an interesting turn of events.
Well I’m not going to scratch him this time.
Bebe I have to go after your brother. What if he casts a spell at a wrong time? I don’t want to end up as a hellhounds chew toy. I’m thinking dropping him in the mariners trench is a good idea…… Maybe 30000 CE (Common Era)
I would love for you to destroy him but if you release him he can control me as we are twins. He could turn me evil since he was born 1 minute befor me and his powers are vastly superior to mine. He was imprisoned for killing humans and monsters alike performing countless experiments and tourturing them. If released and he finds me god save us our powers together will be catastrophic. Please please just let him be I can’t face him.
He isn’t imprisoned though. I can defeat him. I must
OMG I must go into hiding he can’t find me…feeling strange..no to late (thud)
Well hello spark. Want to duke it out old fashioned or stay hideing in your little hole like a rat?
No Mr Mutt don’t.Can’t control my body or mind.(silence)
Hello Mr Mutt I see you have met my brother.Spark hurry and destroy him I need to find grandmothers wand so we can destroy every monster and control the humans.
Spark: Slow down sister we may be able to use Mr Mutt as a weapon I have bin experimenting with vampire blood and dragon blood. Mr Mutt lets make a deal insted of duking it out, you do me a favor and I will help you kill anyone you wont dead.
Bebe:Don’t waste your time brother he’s a goodie two shoes just kill him now.
Spark: No wait lets here what Mr Mutt has to say first.Do you wont to make a deal?
Get…..out of he…… And I…..ont rip you…..part….
Spark: Mr Mutt this is going to hurt it’s no use trying to escape 1 little injection and you a new man. Bebe bring me the needle.
Bebe: Brother are you sure you wont to do this?
Spark: (slap)Don’t question me!!!now bring me the needle.
Bebe: ouch!(snif)I’m sorry Mr Mutt I have to.
Spark: Don’t worry Bebe this wont kill he just make him stronger,faster and easaly controled. There that should do it, in 5 hours he’ll be a new slave.
Hahahahaaaa even for an èvil witch your dûmb!!! Can’t you sense my spells keeping anything foreign out of my body? Yep there leaks OUT your injection through my pores. But now you’ve gotten me out of that iron cell I have to help Zyboragon. Chow!!
Yes I’m aware. If you want to stop Hybrids from shadow traveling in you should suround your safe house with a solid sheet of Iron. How’s Zyboragon doing?