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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
I need a recap D:
On?
Everything D:
Changed bame to Alex
~WhiteWolf
(squiggly)
Everything, btw name change on moderation 😛
Seth can u remove the moderation thing?
Hail Alex,
You should be all fixed up now my friend!
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Seth,
I need help urgently… This is something only a master like you could help me with… Please reply ASAP.
~Wolf Princess
Hail Wolf Princess,
What is the matter? I hope I can help you.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I don’t know how to say it, but I think the demon wolf transformations are getting worse. I’m getting more and more powerful with every transformation. My eyes have gone from yellow to red, even as a human. What do you think it means?
~Wolf Princess
Hail Wolf Princess,
What factors have changed in your life recently that might be causing this? Are you eating properly? You might need to try eating more muffins to try to fight the transformations.
You can find a good muffin recipe here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=476
Please let me know if there are any unusual events going on in your life that may be influencing you.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well, I’m also getting called names at school… And I’m in love with someone other than Kitsune…
My human has gone vegetarian, if that helps. But otherwise, nothing has changed. And I eat a good 15 muffins a day to curb the vicious transformations, but even that isn’t working. I’m really confused and scared that I might hurt someone I love… Normally my wolf is so gentle.. But now all I want is blood…
~Wolf Princess
Hail Wolf Princess,
Have you been getting enough protein in your diet? What kind of a vegetarian is your human? Your human side may be craving protein and so your wolf side is feeling the effects of that but amplified. You can get protein from certain kinds of beans and other foods but you need to make sure that you balance them properly to get the right kinds of protein that your human needs.
Do you have access to a crib (a secure werewolf transformation containment facility)? If so you might want to consider locking yourself in there with your Monstrometer until we can figure out what is going on. Make sure you have Internet access in there so you can still access the site and keep us updated.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I get as much protein as I can without eating meat, but it must not be working. And yes, I’ll go to my crib now. Updates to come. Thank you Seth.
Hail Wolf Princess,
You might also want to monitor your vital signs (temperature, pulse) and also scan yourself with the Monstrometer a few times. Maybe record your results once an hour or so for the next while to see if any trends emerge.
Keep on keeping us posted and hang in there.
Seth
Blood. Need.. blood… Heartbeat so fastt… Bloodbloodbloodblood… Trying to control… NEED BLOOD. SETH, bLOod.
Hail Wolf Princess,
A desire for blood often means one of two things:
One, you are becoming a vampire
or
Two, you might be iron deficient.
Getting your hands on some good multi-vitamins would be a good idea in either case.
Keep on keeping us updated.
Seth
P.S. It is generally considered a good idea to resist the urge to drink blood.
Trying.. Trying.. Could this have anything to do with… the red eyes?
Hail Wolf Princess,
Are you telling me that you now have red eyes? Or that you saw some red eyes watching you?
Seth
No… My eyes turned red awhile back…
Hail Wolf Princess,
Well this may be related to that. What were the circumstances under which your eyes turned red? And in what way exactly are they red?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well red eyes is the color of cross road dèmons which doesn’t say much besides one of your parents was one. Cross road dèmons aren’t known for blood lust though…….
Blood lust… Pure red eyes instead of normal wolf’s yellow… What’s happening to me?
The power of a dèmon mixed with the rage of a werewolf? No doubt about it you were created to be a weapon.
Yeah. seems about right 😛
Spod emote makes that look like a happy face 😕
I was… Created?
Ain’t fate a b|+<|-|? I was created to be an anti dèmon weapon and stigma was created to be the anti me. Whatever just remember it's not our fault it's other stûpid jèrks who do it to us. Most importantly YOU decide your own fate. I rebelled and Stigma has yet to kîll me so it's working out.
So I’m just… a lab weapon? Created by scientists? I never knew this… My human parents… Never told me this..
Not neccisarily labs. Dęmons are notorious for haveing children with humans to create super weapons. Stronger than demon or human. Looks like your dęmon parent went one step further. Just remember YOUR NOT èvil.
Ah, that’s where your wrong mutt, after the eclipse she goes insane and hunts down surviving monsters for skull trophies. She’s the one who takes my skull.
..What? I would never…
Your wonderful at keeping spirits up let’s give I’m a hand! (sound of crickets detected)
Well, excuse me for watching as my best friend, clone and wife became £vil, destroyed the eggs that contained my children while trying to kíll me while I’m struggling to keep an apocolypse from happening even though now I have nothing except a sad, cold, and miserable existance.
It’s simply impossible for me not to have a negative attitude right now.
Yeah life took a dump on your rainbow your life sucks and we’re constantly trying to prevent the end of days. No duh you have a negative attitude. But ever hear “if you don’t have anything nice to say shut the he’ll up you three ton dragon”? Also DON’T GO SPOUTING INFO ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!!!! It could have untold consequences! Unless your sure it needs to be said SHUT IT. I probably get a prophecy a day (with a weather forecast) but I only tell you about them when neccisary! So now why don’t you stop being a usèless lump of steel and try helping?
Noted, it’s because of my cyborg side that I don’t filter what I say, I sometimes just speak out if turn, it’s a pain but I’m working on it.
I have a plan to prevent the apocolypse, I’ve been working on quite a device. As for telling me to shut the hell up… I’ll let it slide this time because it needed to be said.
If we prevent the eclipse the crazed future can’t come true, if… No, WHEN we stop this eclipse then we can focus on the next problem.
Thank you Mutt.
By the way, I’m five tons.
I’m currently unable to materialize objects, can someone send me some duct tape and an engine? It doesn’t matter what the engine goes too or what size, I’m working on something big.
Both of you stop fighting! If we wanna keep surviving, we have to work together. *turns to Mr. Mutt and growls slightly* It’s ok for him to be negative. Staying positive is hard enough as it is; we don’t need rudeness and disrespect making it worse. And Zyboragon, *turns, teeth bared, to you* do try to be a bit more positive, alright? Now both of you and all of us, smile and puut this behind us. Thank you.
Issues over, re-read my previous comment if needed.
Do you have any duct tape or an engine?
With the help of magic users I might be able to send a mass of unstable energy at Abstract, if I do this then I might be able to knock the key to the eclipse spellbook out of his hands.
I achieved exactly what I wanted. I made him angry. It’s a much more productive emotion than sorrow.
Hoo boy. I’m in my crib, let’s hope we figure out what’s going on. I’m gonna keep everyone updated, even as a wolf.
Nng.. I feel like I’m going to change soon…
Bloodblooddbloodblodd I need blood oh dear god i am too strong.. i can feel the power runninng through my veins too strong too strong toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stronggggg
Seth… my wolf is too srtong…. Help…
I feel like I need to kill… I want blood gushing between my fangs…
I’m coming princess I think my kitsune abitilities might help. I’m not going to be stopped.
Kitsune…
im sorry wolf princess, but this is for your own good. im blocking up the crib door with every ounce of chi i have, ill also summon some bunnies inside the crib.
Hail mrjaffa,
Magic bunnies! What a great idea and a low calories source of protein and iron to boot.
Thanks for helping your fellow survivors keep on keeping on. 😎
Seth
mrjaffa, I cannot thank you enough for what you did for me last night.
Helpmeeseth
Helphelphelpenyone
What’s wrong?
Anyonehelpmeee
Can you halo me seth
Hail Lycangirl07,
What seems to be the matter? I’ll certainly help if I can.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
You are all gonna die !!
No we’re not.
No, we’ve survived this far. Mr. Jaffa is a great survivor.
Does anyone know how to treat a Were-Cold? I’ve lost my ability to howl and everytime I sneeze I transform. So far my mom hasn’t caught me, but I can’t go to school, and its getting bad.
Has anyone had supernatural symptoms like this with a normal human sick before?
Oh I need the Doctor.
ive got a potion that might help, although i dont know if it will work for were-colds
Ingredients: Sliced Cucumber, Pot, Chicken broth, tsp. holy water, basil, parsley
Make the chicken broth and put it in the pot on the stove. heat up untill warm. Then, add sliced cucumber aand holy water. Brew for 20-30 minutes or until warm. Add parsley and basil.Stir. Then, drink up! take a nap after wards and when you wake up, you will feel better
and also, thanks! your great survivor as well!
until next time, lady bless, and blessed be.
mrjaffa
you can bless the water yourself easily, id recommend blessing it in the name of the horned god, the god of hunting, id think he like werewolfs.
The Doctor here whats up? If it’s a cold I recommend chicken soup.
I thinking will try Mr Jaffas fancy blessed chicken soup, if I can get up to make it. There are three other WWs around here who are sick with the same thing. Spazzy transformations everywhere.
Sorry iwas being possessed
By what?
Seth, can u change a photo from an ipod?
Yaaaay for photo change ^_^
When do you think the birthing is gonna happen? I’m so excited! But my parents gave me the speech about how irresponsible it was to get a girl pregnant, but I couldn’t really help it. It wasn’t me, it was instinct…….. So who wants to go to a baby shower?
Umm busy looking for pregnant hybrids and stopping the world from ending. I’ll see if I can fit it in my schedule I guess……..
I could go, assuming I’m invited. I might not be able to get there physically, but I can always get there in soul
Help…………… I can’t………….. I can’t
My Kitsune, what’s wrong? *grabs a bow and a quiver of arrows and slings the quiver over my shoulder along with the bow* Do I need to come for you?
I can’t feel anything……………….. My body……… It’s……… Numb………. I’m trapped ina tube!
*runs to you* KITSUNE! *erupts into tears* My Kitsune… How.. What happened to you? *lays a paw on the tube*
I……. Don’t know….. I think….. Your gonna think I’m wierd…….. But I think it was somebody In a ghostbuster costume………. He had a proton gun but not a trap so he placed me here….. Mindtelling me where I’m at. *places hand on tube where yours is*
*looks into your eyes through the tube* I’ll get you out. I will get you out. There’s nothing stopping me. *runs to the end of the tube and starts pulling and ripping at it*
Keep it uuuu….. *I passs out*
Kitsune! No! *starts crying while still ripping at the tube until it finally opens* *pulls you out, and rests your head on my lap* Kitsune… Kitsune… *a few teardrops fall on your face and I gently wipe them away*
Oh man *I grip your paw* thanks. *lifts your paw to my lips and I kiss it* I think I’m getting closer to the answer I think that’s why the man in the costume got to me. I think I’ve almost found the answer to the impending apocalypse. Sorry about passing out princess I’ve just been up since like three days ago.
No, it’s alright. *smiles through some lingering tears* I’m just glad you’re ok. *kisses you gently*
It’s Loki.
*kisses you back* *puases then shifts into kitsune form and licks the tears of you face* oh I do so hate the taste of sadness but joy and love are delicious. And tears ain’t half bad taste wise any way.
*giggles and sniffles again*
*I smile and lick your face some more* no tears princess or I’ll do this all night long.
*smiles and hugs you*
Deep in the meadow, under the willow
A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes
And when again they open, the sun will rise
Here it’s safe, here it’s warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you.
Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
And when again it’s morning, they’ll wash away
Here it’s safe, here it’s warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you.
~Rue’s Lullaby from the Hunger Games~
(probably about to kill it, but i <3 that book and that was the saddest part)
I knowww<3 Rue was so innocent and pure, she didn't deserve what happened to her. But then again, it WAS the Hunger Games. And as they said, only one can come out alive. 😉 (Yes, I know what happens at the end. I'm not giving away any endings here.)
May the odds be ever in your favor, Alex.
Kitsune? *starts to cry slightly* Kitsune, answer me!
woohoo! 7 days till the festival of hekate trivia!
Whats the festival of hekate?
She is a goddess of magic, witchcraft, necromancy, and crossroads. The festival of Hecate/hekate is a Wiccan festival in her honer.
Ok, should I be celebrating also? (im a mage, not a witch or necromancer, but I guess i can be called a necromancer)
Not unless you want to, it’s not a festival for necromancers or witches, its a festival for wiccans, maybe you could look into becoming one.
And oce again, somthing idk..
Whats a wiccan
It’s a religion, just Wikipedia it.
Well sorta kinda ish
Actually no not sorta kindaish, it is a religion, I know because I am wiccan.
Ok sorry not trying to insult wiccanism or wiccans or anything. Just my usual religous ignorance.
Greek goddess. Minor goddess only had like three temples back in the day.
Whats the festival of hekate?
Hail mrjaffa,
Thanks for the reminder about that. I better put up a post about that. I’ll try to do that tomorrow.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hello
Zyboragon, I’ll try to get that stuff you to ASAP.
Normally I’d just materialize items but I’m having to use quite a large amount of energy to keep this device from exploding.
I noticed a new chemical substance in your bloodstream, ARC must’ve injected you with something, it is causing a large irritation on your arm isn’t it? I’ll need to clear the substance, it might be causing your démonic outbursts.
I’m going to lock you up for a moment, my duplicate Zyborgaon will be working on my device with I examine the substance you’ve been injected with. Do you have a problem with large needles? If so, try and hold still… It will sting…
I do not have any problems. How could you tell it was injected into me by ARC though? I will sit as still as I can…
I need three pounds of uranium 35 a taser five engines and…. Oh my talk and text is set to Seth on survival? Ok Ishi go get what I just said here lemme right it down let’s see… Uranium 35 a taser five engines and…. Three peices of bark from the worlds oldest tree. Ok nOw…. Hi princess how are you?
Hello My Kitsune.
Could I request an update?
I found out that the cause of my demon wolf outbreaks may be linked to a chemical injection I didn’t know I got from ARC. Or at least Zyboragon is testing the chemicals to see if that’s what it is.
Ok I want to see you ASAP!
I’m sorry…
Just read back on some of the previous posts..
After I examine the chemical I will explain.
Mutt, anger can be productive until it gets out of control. Too much anger will delay progress.
Be careful, it is a risky move.
As you’ve pointed out many times I do tend to be reckless. I was planning on immiadiately focusing on abstract but I got a lead on the pregnant hybrid. She’s somewhere in new jersey. So yes risky but worth it.
SoS is dead tonight… No puns intended. Where is everyone?
im here, and super happy. 😀
Oh really now?
woohoo! im going out with kaitlin! shame the world ends tonight.
That’s tonight? Shame… Tomorrow I was gonna look amazing. Hmm. Oh well.
I’ve got ten minutes left and you hand me an atom splitter? You I’d|ot I said proton excelerator I am giving you 10 seconds hurry up imbec|le……….. There see now that’s a proton excelerator now add it to the machine lime this and wallah the apocalypse can be averted.
Uhm… Kitsune?
Yes?
What was all that?
I’m not going to let the world end yet! So iv been working on a machine for about…. Has it really been a week? No wonder I’m tired!
yeahh…
So the world ends when Exactly? And for what reason? It feels weird talking about our impending doom right before it happens, but eh, I get used to it. Goodbye world……. So when does the world go boom? Let’s count down! 60……… 59……………. 58……………… 57………………… 56…………… 55………….. 54…………… 53………….. 52…………….. 51……………. 50………………………………
I’m not ready to accept this yet. But hey. Anything could happen in 60 seconds or less.
nonono! he said he would send me back far enough to help my father! Hey! do you guys know him? His name is Logan Salazar, he’s……….. er, about 5ft4in at this time. He goes by the name Stigma. How about his wife Chauntelle Reid? Do you know them??????
Hmm.. Is it truly possible to have opened a time gap? The unstable energy would’ve had to explode inside the wormhole mrjaffa made.
If it’s true…what happened to Abstract? Furthermore what happened to ARC? He was supposed to meet up with me an hour ago…
later. tell me where my dad is. NOW.
Don’t you remember? Stigma died during the eclipse wars. Just like Zyboragon and ARC, im amazed at how long you’ve lived, it’s been about three hundred years since the eclipse.
Now if you’ll excuse I must go find a mirror.
Dammit! Again!
Wait what?! The eclipse wars are now!!! Good god your stigmas son? And if You and ARC died then how are you talking to us? And where’s ARC? I need to kick his @ss snarky little double crossing gutersnîpe!!!
Error, request to:Target: ARC has been terminated, reason: cannot find source.
You, :Target: (Mr. Mutt), are delusional.
Z.A.I was created one hundred years after the eclipse wars. :Target: Zyboragon created Z.A.I to station and run a survivors retreat to protect the last of :Target: Survivors from the freezing cold temperatures.
Z.A.I became supreme ruler of the cold planet two years after being created by the vote of remaining :Target: Survivors.
Do you :Target: Survivors want some nutritious fruit?
Z.A.I will be changing site name. :Target: Zyboragon has requested I help look over this site, there have only been hunters on for the last thirty four years.
Error! Error! :Target: Mr. Mutt confirmed :Order: 170911242 :ERROR: not recognized.
:ERROR: Request to server has been delayed. 01940 :Order: 2314
Unrecognized message detected…:////
:Message: :Target: Monster Hunters traveling through time gap” not recognized:…///
System Shutting Down………////…//!
What the…… Where am this isn’t my time! What’s going on why is it so cold?
Uuummm not to panic anyone but all Hybrids are starting to fade…….. Includeing me!
Z.A.I rebooting… Panic! PANIC PANIC!
Z.A.I loves :Target: Hybrids. Z.A.I must save :Target: Hybrids.
:Target: Master Mutt, must save Master….///
Dammit, Z.A.I. Reboot, data run 4621-115. Erase data: Mutt. Find in archives: my birthplace. Please work with haste, there isn’t much time….
You are a genetic Chimera? I can help you find Srigma I’m sure Mutt would help but he just dissapeared into the shadows a second ago.
ERROR. Failure to obtain data…/// corruptedfiles.eex/:42//…YourToLate.
File not found.
Termination sequence activated. Security protocol defense systems online.
Prepare for destruction.
Termin8uall.excom.
Gh we’re fine. It’s like something started draining energy from our entire spec…… Ahhh it’s born. I must find it.
Are you the frends that my mom taked about?
Ashpaw is it you? Or is it wojutiuas?
Ashpaw?
No, I’m not Ashpaw or the silverblood king, but I gessing you are a frend of my mother, am I right?
Where is everyone? I can’t see where are my glasses. If anyone finds. A pair of mirror glasses I need them back ASAP!
Sis? Is that you? How’d you get Ashpaw’s phone?
I….. I failed…… I couldn’t bring her back……. I’m so sorry.
This earth is filled with so much food….. Unlike the barren earth that is 2387. I got hungry, sorry……. Offilia Blackwolf was it? Yeah, I’m part chimera, but I’m also part…….. Well, mom was always vague when talking about what she was. So can you help? It’ll be dangerous.
Ugh your sloppy even for a chimera. Yeah I’ll help but how do you know me. And what’s dangerous about this?
Danger!!!!::….//// prepare to be vaporized.
Must Destroy…/////
DESTROY/////
!!!!!
On that cheery note I’m going home and eating. Happy Thanksgiving!
Name change failure.
Must DESTROY!!
I’m Ashpaws son, Brendon, and Ashpaw was never really dead. I just recently found her iPhone. I believe she posted her final words a while back, “remember what you are fighting for”
Yes I saw that but how could she have escaped the silverbloods? Stinking dèmons fooled me. And my mother forgot and brought out the silver set for thanksgiving. Painful dinner. Of course we had guests so I couldn’t go oww silver me hurt. But still Ashpaw may be alive……. I have to find her. No I have to find the pregnant hybrid. No I have to prevent the end of days….. Good god!!!!!!
Somebody help me I can’t see and I feel something grabbing me but I can’t see them someone help me please im blind as a bat at the moment please help me!
No use trying to find her, she escaped the silverbloods awhile back and had me, then I watched her die just recently. She really is dead now.
Anyway, I want to ask Seth something. He is the leader of this site, am I correct?
Yes it didn’t and I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
Guys. What has been going on here?
yay, the sun didnt burn out!
I’m getting up with the sun and going bow-and-arrow hunting for food tomorrow. Anyone care to join me?
i would love to come but im not allowed to go to other countries 🙁
You don’t remember? I moved to America a few weeks ago!! I’m among my fellow Weres now!:D
yeah but im in aus, icould always summon a chi soldior and put my soul into that, would that be ok?
Of course
Noise detected: Lychampirakyriasovameranthropic roars; human screams; gunshots; impact; ricochet; rips; unregistered sound. Thank you for using the Zyborg Artificial Intelligence sound detection system version 85.2.
I can’t take you anywhere! HUMANS AREN’T FOOD.
Stop living like that! Humans are natural prey. You’ve been living in the dark, Offilia. You haven’t lived. humans are nothing more than a snack. Well, they COULD also be a meal for YOUR kind. What good are they? They overpopulated the Earth, they polluted the Earth, they used up Earth’s resources. And you continue to tell me they are not food?
Yes they are sentient. You don’t eat sentient creatures do you? Maybe you don’t understand because you were born a MONSTER but I was born HUMAN. HUMANS AREN’T PERFECT. But that doesn’t mean we should treat them like cattle. If you kîll one more human I WILL TAKE YOU OUT. Don’t think I can? Try me.
Offilia, do you know what you’re saying? Of my three forms, that was my least powerful. Do you know how much effort it’ll be to destroy all you know and love? Not much- sound detected: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH! GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT! TTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEE VVVOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEE! IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD! OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIILLLLIIIIAAAAAAA! HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLL!
Now then are we going to stop kîlling humans or do you need another demonstration of my power? Don’t mistake me for someone who cares who she hurts. I am without mercy. Don’t make me hurt you even more. Do you realize how easy it would be for me to blast your mind into tiny pieces?
Why would I? I’m causeing it.
Sounds detected: *growl* must *snarl* NOW YOU’VE DONE IT! NOOOO! OFFFILIA!! RRRRRRRRUN! *snap* *crack* *growls* *howls* *roars* *Snarls* speaker shift (Offilia Blackwolf): No, your mind has already proven to- oh Sh–!
Both of you stop now!!!!! You really don’t want to do that Stigmason. I will rip you to pieces. Now why don’t we all just relax and discuss this civily? Why the he’ll would you do this Ofilia? Ofilia: He was kîlling humans! Me: don’t you think you went a little overboard? Ofilia: maybe….. Watch out!!!! Me: holy moth (error error error error transmition lost)
Sound detected; speaker identified (Baine K. Reid): Ofilia??? *hard breathing* I’m a monster….. Speaker shift (Offilia Blackwolf): Dam you. Speaker shift (Baine K. Reid): No! It wasn’t… No… It was my beast…. Stalking around the walls of my soul…. No! No! NO!! *howls* emotion: sorrow
Zyboragon was right. We should destoy while we have the chance. (howling detected)
Destroy primitive lifeform :Target: Ofilia.
Not before I kîll Chauntelle Reid and stop that Monstrosîty from being born.
Try, my mom can defend herself.
Try, my mom can defend herself.
Then I’ll dîe trying whatever the result though you’ll never be born.
You’ll never succeed.
Zyborg Sound Detection System (V.241.5) has detected :
Laserbeams
Screams
Explosions
Bones crushing
Grinding
Thank you for using ZSDS(V.241.5)! Letting you hear what’s going on for over three hundred and four years.
Primitive lifeforms, prepare for destruction.
:Target: Mutt will pay for his crimes against :Target: Zyboragon!
What did I do?
You’re all listening to two guys
you don’t know, yeah
You download this like a b!tch
to our show, and
you e-mail us creepy things
that sound g@y
You should know – we love you anyway…
‘cos we’re YoG and we’re PoD
we suck and we blow
we’re bigger than God
it’s time for the show
someone wrote this song
I sing like a mong
We fight about games
our glasses have frames
YoG – Lewis does all of the work
PoD – Simon just acts like a berk
we’re YoG and we’re PoD
we suck and we blow
we’re bigger than God
it’s time for the show
We used to be in a guild
run by goons
We made videos about fights
no-one knows
Used to raid with puppies
now we play Left 4 Dead
You should know how to shoot zombies in the head!
‘cos we’re YoG and we’re PoD
we suck and we blow
we’re bigger than God
it’s time for the show
someone wrote this song
I sing like a mong
We fight about games
our glasses have frames
YoG – Lewis does all of the work
PoD – Simon just acts like a berk
we’re YoG and we’re PoD
we suck and we blow
we’re bigger than God
it’s time for the show
Someone wrote these lyrics
And they barely scan over the song
Oh God, does this matter?
I can’t make up my mind…
I’m just singing the theme song to the show-w-w-w.
‘cos we’re YoG and we’re PoD
we suck and we blow
we’re bigger than God
it’s time for the show
someone wrote this song
I sing like a mong
We fight about games
our glasses have frames
YoG – Lewis does all of the work
PoD – Simon just acts like a berk
we’re YoG and we’re PoD
we suck and we blow
we’re bigger than God
it’s time for the show
yog and pod, by mulchy, listen to it on youtube
Am I alone? I can’t see but it feels like a dungeon…… Yup there are rats. Can anyone help me? I can’t seem to move. My wrist hurt like crazy and my leg is numb but I feel something wet on my toes.
I’m trying to find you but I can’t. Your being hidden from me.
Hello I’m back from my dads house