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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,804 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. WhiteWolf (Alex) says

    November 21, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    I need a recap D:

    Reply
  2. Wolf Princess says

    November 21, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    On?

    Reply
    • Alex says

      November 21, 2011 at 10:12 pm

      Everything D:

      Reply
  3. Alex says

    November 21, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Changed bame to Alex
    ~WhiteWolf

    (squiggly)

    Reply
  4. WhiteWolf (Alex) says

    November 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Everything, btw name change on moderation 😛

    Reply
  5. Alex says

    November 21, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Seth can u remove the moderation thing?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 22, 2011 at 2:16 am

      Hail Alex,

      You should be all fixed up now my friend!

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  6. Wolf Princess says

    November 22, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Seth,
    I need help urgently… This is something only a master like you could help me with… Please reply ASAP.
    ~Wolf Princess

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 22, 2011 at 12:48 am

      Hail Wolf Princess,

      What is the matter? I hope I can help you.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        November 22, 2011 at 12:51 am

        I don’t know how to say it, but I think the demon wolf transformations are getting worse. I’m getting more and more powerful with every transformation. My eyes have gone from yellow to red, even as a human. What do you think it means?
        ~Wolf Princess

        Reply
        • Seth says

          November 22, 2011 at 12:58 am

          Hail Wolf Princess,

          What factors have changed in your life recently that might be causing this? Are you eating properly? You might need to try eating more muffins to try to fight the transformations.

          You can find a good muffin recipe here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=476

          Please let me know if there are any unusual events going on in your life that may be influencing you.

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
          • Wolf Princess says

            November 22, 2011 at 1:02 am

            Well, I’m also getting called names at school… And I’m in love with someone other than Kitsune…

            Reply
  7. Wolf Princess says

    November 22, 2011 at 1:00 am

    My human has gone vegetarian, if that helps. But otherwise, nothing has changed. And I eat a good 15 muffins a day to curb the vicious transformations, but even that isn’t working. I’m really confused and scared that I might hurt someone I love… Normally my wolf is so gentle.. But now all I want is blood…
    ~Wolf Princess

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 22, 2011 at 1:18 am

      Hail Wolf Princess,

      Have you been getting enough protein in your diet? What kind of a vegetarian is your human? Your human side may be craving protein and so your wolf side is feeling the effects of that but amplified. You can get protein from certain kinds of beans and other foods but you need to make sure that you balance them properly to get the right kinds of protein that your human needs.

      Do you have access to a crib (a secure werewolf transformation containment facility)? If so you might want to consider locking yourself in there with your Monstrometer until we can figure out what is going on. Make sure you have Internet access in there so you can still access the site and keep us updated.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        November 22, 2011 at 1:21 am

        I get as much protein as I can without eating meat, but it must not be working. And yes, I’ll go to my crib now. Updates to come. Thank you Seth.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          November 22, 2011 at 1:44 am

          Hail Wolf Princess,

          You might also want to monitor your vital signs (temperature, pulse) and also scan yourself with the Monstrometer a few times. Maybe record your results once an hour or so for the next while to see if any trends emerge.

          Keep on keeping us posted and hang in there.

          Seth

          Reply
          • Wolf Princess says

            November 22, 2011 at 1:47 am

            Blood. Need.. blood… Heartbeat so fastt… Bloodbloodbloodblood… Trying to control… NEED BLOOD. SETH, bLOod.

            Reply
            • Seth says

              November 22, 2011 at 2:01 am

              Hail Wolf Princess,

              A desire for blood often means one of two things:

              One, you are becoming a vampire

              or

              Two, you might be iron deficient.

              Getting your hands on some good multi-vitamins would be a good idea in either case.

              Keep on keeping us updated.

              Seth

              P.S. It is generally considered a good idea to resist the urge to drink blood.

              Reply
              • Wolf Princess says

                November 22, 2011 at 2:02 am

                Trying.. Trying.. Could this have anything to do with… the red eyes?

                Reply
                • Seth says

                  November 22, 2011 at 2:13 am

                  Hail Wolf Princess,

                  Are you telling me that you now have red eyes? Or that you saw some red eyes watching you?

                  Seth

                  Reply
                  • Wolf Princess says

                    November 22, 2011 at 2:19 am

                    No… My eyes turned red awhile back…

                    Reply
                    • Seth says

                      November 22, 2011 at 3:31 am

                      Hail Wolf Princess,

                      Well this may be related to that. What were the circumstances under which your eyes turned red? And in what way exactly are they red?

                      Keep on keeping on.

                      Seth

    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 22, 2011 at 8:54 am

      Well red eyes is the color of cross road dèmons which doesn’t say much besides one of your parents was one. Cross road dèmons aren’t known for blood lust though…….

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        November 22, 2011 at 10:50 pm

        Blood lust… Pure red eyes instead of normal wolf’s yellow… What’s happening to me?

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          November 22, 2011 at 11:07 pm

          The power of a dèmon mixed with the rage of a werewolf? No doubt about it you were created to be a weapon.

          Reply
          • Alex says

            November 22, 2011 at 11:15 pm

            Yeah. seems about right 😛

            Reply
            • Alex says

              November 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm

              Spod emote makes that look like a happy face 😕

              Reply
          • Wolf Princess says

            November 23, 2011 at 12:01 am

            I was… Created?

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              November 23, 2011 at 12:40 am

              Ain’t fate a b|+<|-|? I was created to be an anti dèmon weapon and stigma was created to be the anti me. Whatever just remember it's not our fault it's other stûpid jèrks who do it to us. Most importantly YOU decide your own fate. I rebelled and Stigma has yet to kîll me so it's working out.

              Reply
              • Wolf Princess says

                November 23, 2011 at 12:53 am

                So I’m just… a lab weapon? Created by scientists? I never knew this… My human parents… Never told me this..

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  November 23, 2011 at 8:22 am

                  Not neccisarily labs. Dęmons are notorious for haveing children with humans to create super weapons. Stronger than demon or human. Looks like your dęmon parent went one step further. Just remember YOUR NOT èvil.

                  Reply
                  • Zyboragon says

                    November 23, 2011 at 10:16 am

                    Ah, that’s where your wrong mutt, after the eclipse she goes insane and hunts down surviving monsters for skull trophies. She’s the one who takes my skull.

                    Reply
                    • Wolf Princess says

                      November 23, 2011 at 5:24 pm

                      ..What? I would never…

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      November 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm

                      Your wonderful at keeping spirits up let’s give I’m a hand! (sound of crickets detected)

                    • Zyboragon says

                      November 23, 2011 at 6:34 pm

                      Well, excuse me for watching as my best friend, clone and wife became £vil, destroyed the eggs that contained my children while trying to kíll me while I’m struggling to keep an apocolypse from happening even though now I have nothing except a sad, cold, and miserable existance.

                      It’s simply impossible for me not to have a negative attitude right now.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      November 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm

                      Yeah life took a dump on your rainbow your life sucks and we’re constantly trying to prevent the end of days. No duh you have a negative attitude. But ever hear “if you don’t have anything nice to say shut the he’ll up you three ton dragon”? Also DON’T GO SPOUTING INFO ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!!!! It could have untold consequences! Unless your sure it needs to be said SHUT IT. I probably get a prophecy a day (with a weather forecast) but I only tell you about them when neccisary! So now why don’t you stop being a usèless lump of steel and try helping?

                    • Zyboragon says

                      November 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm

                      Noted, it’s because of my cyborg side that I don’t filter what I say, I sometimes just speak out if turn, it’s a pain but I’m working on it.
                      I have a plan to prevent the apocolypse, I’ve been working on quite a device. As for telling me to shut the hell up… I’ll let it slide this time because it needed to be said.

                      If we prevent the eclipse the crazed future can’t come true, if… No, WHEN we stop this eclipse then we can focus on the next problem.
                      Thank you Mutt.
                      By the way, I’m five tons.
                      I’m currently unable to materialize objects, can someone send me some duct tape and an engine? It doesn’t matter what the engine goes too or what size, I’m working on something big.

                    • Wolf Princess says

                      November 23, 2011 at 7:33 pm

                      Both of you stop fighting! If we wanna keep surviving, we have to work together. *turns to Mr. Mutt and growls slightly* It’s ok for him to be negative. Staying positive is hard enough as it is; we don’t need rudeness and disrespect making it worse. And Zyboragon, *turns, teeth bared, to you* do try to be a bit more positive, alright? Now both of you and all of us, smile and puut this behind us. Thank you.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      November 23, 2011 at 8:08 pm

                      Issues over, re-read my previous comment if needed.

                      Do you have any duct tape or an engine?
                      With the help of magic users I might be able to send a mass of unstable energy at Abstract, if I do this then I might be able to knock the key to the eclipse spellbook out of his hands.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      November 23, 2011 at 10:02 pm

                      I achieved exactly what I wanted. I made him angry. It’s a much more productive emotion than sorrow.

  8. Wolf Princess says

    November 22, 2011 at 1:21 am

    Hoo boy. I’m in my crib, let’s hope we figure out what’s going on. I’m gonna keep everyone updated, even as a wolf.

    Reply
  9. Wolf Princess says

    November 22, 2011 at 1:23 am

    Nng.. I feel like I’m going to change soon…

    Reply
  10. Wolf Princess says

    November 22, 2011 at 1:59 am

    Bloodblooddbloodblodd I need blood oh dear god i am too strong.. i can feel the power runninng through my veins too strong too strong toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stronggggg

    Reply
  11. Wolf Princess says

    November 22, 2011 at 2:00 am

    Seth… my wolf is too srtong…. Help…

    Reply
  12. Wolf Princess says

    November 22, 2011 at 2:11 am

    I feel like I need to kill… I want blood gushing between my fangs…

    Reply
    • Time Kitsune says

      November 22, 2011 at 10:48 am

      I’m coming princess I think my kitsune abitilities might help. I’m not going to be stopped.

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        November 23, 2011 at 1:07 am

        Kitsune…

        Reply
  13. mrjaffa says

    November 22, 2011 at 3:49 am

    im sorry wolf princess, but this is for your own good. im blocking up the crib door with every ounce of chi i have, ill also summon some bunnies inside the crib.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 22, 2011 at 4:05 am

      Hail mrjaffa,

      Magic bunnies! What a great idea and a low calories source of protein and iron to boot.

      Thanks for helping your fellow survivors keep on keeping on. 😎

      Seth

      Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      November 22, 2011 at 10:37 pm

      mrjaffa, I cannot thank you enough for what you did for me last night.

      Reply
  14. Lycangirl07 says

    November 22, 2011 at 7:39 am

    Helpmeeseth

    Reply
  15. Lycangirl07 says

    November 22, 2011 at 7:40 am

    Helphelphelpenyone

    Reply
    • mrjaffa says

      November 22, 2011 at 7:42 am

      What’s wrong?

      Reply
  16. Lycangirl07 says

    November 22, 2011 at 7:42 am

    Anyonehelpmeee

    Reply
  17. Lycangirl07 says

    November 22, 2011 at 7:47 am

    Can you halo me seth

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 25, 2011 at 11:45 pm

      Hail Lycangirl07,

      What seems to be the matter? I’ll certainly help if I can.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  18. Lycangirl07 says

    November 22, 2011 at 7:49 am

    You are all gonna die !! 

    Reply
    • mrjaffa says

      November 22, 2011 at 8:03 am

      No we’re not.

      Reply
      • Scarly says

        November 23, 2011 at 1:53 am

        No, we’ve survived this far. Mr. Jaffa is a great survivor.

        Does anyone know how to treat a Were-Cold? I’ve lost my ability to howl and everytime I sneeze I transform. So far my mom hasn’t caught me, but I can’t go to school, and its getting bad.

        Has anyone had supernatural symptoms like this with a normal human sick before?

        Oh I need the Doctor.

        Reply
        • mrjaffa says

          November 23, 2011 at 4:21 am

          ive got a potion that might help, although i dont know if it will work for were-colds
          Ingredients: Sliced Cucumber, Pot, Chicken broth, tsp. holy water, basil, parsley
          Make the chicken broth and put it in the pot on the stove. heat up untill warm. Then, add sliced cucumber aand holy water. Brew for 20-30 minutes or until warm. Add parsley and basil.Stir. Then, drink up! take a nap after wards and when you wake up, you will feel better
          and also, thanks! your great survivor as well!
          until next time, lady bless, and blessed be.
          mrjaffa

          Reply
          • mrjaffa says

            November 23, 2011 at 4:29 am

            you can bless the water yourself easily, id recommend blessing it in the name of the horned god, the god of hunting, id think he like werewolfs.

            Reply
        • Time Kitsune says

          November 23, 2011 at 10:18 am

          The Doctor here whats up? If it’s a cold I recommend chicken soup.

          Reply
          • Scarly says

            November 23, 2011 at 10:53 am

            I thinking will try Mr Jaffas fancy blessed chicken soup, if I can get up to make it. There are three other WWs around here who are sick with the same thing. Spazzy transformations everywhere.

            Reply
  19. Lycangirl07 says

    November 22, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Sorry iwas being possessed

    Reply
    • Alex says

      November 22, 2011 at 7:57 pm

      By what?

      Reply
  20. Alex says

    November 22, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    Seth, can u change a photo from an ipod?

    Reply
  21. Alex says

    November 22, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    Yaaaay for photo change ^_^

    Reply
  22. LOLstigmaLOL says

    November 23, 2011 at 12:35 am

    When do you think the birthing is gonna happen? I’m so excited! But my parents gave me the speech about how irresponsible it was to get a girl pregnant, but I couldn’t really help it. It wasn’t me, it was instinct…….. So who wants to go to a baby shower?

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 23, 2011 at 12:42 am

      Umm busy looking for pregnant hybrids and stopping the world from ending. I’ll see if I can fit it in my schedule I guess……..

      Reply
    • mrjaffa says

      November 23, 2011 at 6:23 am

      I could go, assuming I’m invited. I might not be able to get there physically, but I can always get there in soul

      Reply
  23. Time Kitsune says

    November 23, 2011 at 1:19 am

    Help…………… I can’t………….. I can’t

    Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      November 23, 2011 at 1:28 am

      My Kitsune, what’s wrong? *grabs a bow and a quiver of arrows and slings the quiver over my shoulder along with the bow* Do I need to come for you?

      Reply
      • Time Kitsune says

        November 23, 2011 at 1:33 am

        I can’t feel anything……………….. My body……… It’s……… Numb………. I’m trapped ina tube!

        Reply
        • Wolf Princess says

          November 23, 2011 at 1:37 am

          *runs to you* KITSUNE! *erupts into tears* My Kitsune… How.. What happened to you? *lays a paw on the tube*

          Reply
          • Time Kitsune says

            November 23, 2011 at 2:09 am

            I……. Don’t know….. I think….. Your gonna think I’m wierd…….. But I think it was somebody In a ghostbuster costume………. He had a proton gun but not a trap so he placed me here….. Mindtelling me where I’m at. *places hand on tube where yours is*

            Reply
            • Wolf Princess says

              November 23, 2011 at 2:11 am

              *looks into your eyes through the tube* I’ll get you out. I will get you out. There’s nothing stopping me. *runs to the end of the tube and starts pulling and ripping at it*

              Reply
              • Time Kitsune says

                November 23, 2011 at 2:22 am

                Keep it uuuu….. *I passs out*

                Reply
                • Wolf Princess says

                  November 23, 2011 at 2:25 am

                  Kitsune! No! *starts crying while still ripping at the tube until it finally opens* *pulls you out, and rests your head on my lap* Kitsune… Kitsune… *a few teardrops fall on your face and I gently wipe them away*

                  Reply
                  • Time Kitsune says

                    November 23, 2011 at 2:37 am

                    Oh man *I grip your paw* thanks. *lifts your paw to my lips and I kiss it* I think I’m getting closer to the answer I think that’s why the man in the costume got to me. I think I’ve almost found the answer to the impending apocalypse. Sorry about passing out princess I’ve just been up since like three days ago.

                    Reply
                    • Wolf Princess says

                      November 23, 2011 at 2:41 am

                      No, it’s alright. *smiles through some lingering tears* I’m just glad you’re ok. *kisses you gently*

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      November 23, 2011 at 8:25 am

                      It’s Loki.

                  • Time Kitsune says

                    November 23, 2011 at 2:46 am

                    *kisses you back* *puases then shifts into kitsune form and licks the tears of you face* oh I do so hate the taste of sadness but joy and love are delicious. And tears ain’t half bad taste wise any way.

                    Reply
                    • Wolf Princess says

                      November 23, 2011 at 2:55 am

                      *giggles and sniffles again*

              • Time Kitsune says

                November 23, 2011 at 3:00 am

                *I smile and lick your face some more* no tears princess or I’ll do this all night long.

                Reply
                • Wolf Princess says

                  November 23, 2011 at 3:01 am

                  *smiles and hugs you*

                  Reply
                • Wolf Princess says

                  November 23, 2011 at 3:29 am

                  Deep in the meadow, under the willow
                  A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
                  Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes
                  And when again they open, the sun will rise

                  Here it’s safe, here it’s warm
                  Here the daisies guard you from every harm
                  Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
                  Here is the place where I love you.

                  Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
                  A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
                  Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
                  And when again it’s morning, they’ll wash away

                  Here it’s safe, here it’s warm
                  Here the daisies guard you from every harm
                  Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
                  Here is the place where I love you.

                  ~Rue’s Lullaby from the Hunger Games~

                  Reply
                  • Alex says

                    November 23, 2011 at 6:47 am

                    (probably about to kill it, but i <3 that book and that was the saddest part)

                    Reply
                    • Wolf Princess says

                      November 23, 2011 at 7:35 pm

                      I knowww<3 Rue was so innocent and pure, she didn't deserve what happened to her. But then again, it WAS the Hunger Games. And as they said, only one can come out alive. 😉 (Yes, I know what happens at the end. I'm not giving away any endings here.)
                      May the odds be ever in your favor, Alex.

        • Wolf Princess says

          November 23, 2011 at 1:56 am

          Kitsune? *starts to cry slightly* Kitsune, answer me!

          Reply
  24. mrjaffa says

    November 23, 2011 at 4:30 am

    woohoo! 7 days till the festival of hekate trivia!

    Reply
    • Alex says

      November 23, 2011 at 6:51 am

      Whats the festival of hekate?

      Reply
      • mrjaffa says

        November 23, 2011 at 7:04 am

        She is a goddess of magic, witchcraft, necromancy, and crossroads. The festival of Hecate/hekate is a Wiccan festival in her honer.

        Reply
        • Alex says

          November 23, 2011 at 7:08 am

          Ok, should I be celebrating also? (im a mage, not a witch or necromancer, but I guess i can be called a necromancer)

          Reply
          • mrjaffa says

            November 23, 2011 at 7:23 am

            Not unless you want to, it’s not a festival for necromancers or witches, its a festival for wiccans, maybe you could look into becoming one.

            Reply
            • Alex says

              November 23, 2011 at 7:49 am

              And oce again, somthing idk..
              Whats a wiccan

              Reply
              • mrjaffa says

                November 23, 2011 at 8:30 am

                It’s a religion, just Wikipedia it.

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  November 23, 2011 at 9:10 am

                  Well sorta kinda ish

                  Reply
                  • mrjaffa says

                    November 23, 2011 at 3:52 pm

                    Actually no not sorta kindaish, it is a religion, I know because I am wiccan.

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      November 23, 2011 at 6:24 pm

                      Ok sorry not trying to insult wiccanism or wiccans or anything. Just my usual religous ignorance.

        • Mr. Mutt says

          November 23, 2011 at 8:28 am

          Greek goddess. Minor goddess only had like three temples back in the day.

          Reply
    • Alex says

      November 23, 2011 at 6:51 am

      Whats the festival of hekate?

      Reply
    • Seth says

      November 25, 2011 at 11:47 pm

      Hail mrjaffa,

      Thanks for the reminder about that. I better put up a post about that. I’ll try to do that tomorrow.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  25. Lycangirl07 says

    November 23, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Hello

    Reply
  26. Wolf Princess says

    November 23, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    Zyboragon, I’ll try to get that stuff you to ASAP.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      November 23, 2011 at 9:22 pm

      Normally I’d just materialize items but I’m having to use quite a large amount of energy to keep this device from exploding.

      I noticed a new chemical substance in your bloodstream, ARC must’ve injected you with something, it is causing a large irritation on your arm isn’t it? I’ll need to clear the substance, it might be causing your démonic outbursts.

      I’m going to lock you up for a moment, my duplicate Zyborgaon will be working on my device with I examine the substance you’ve been injected with. Do you have a problem with large needles? If so, try and hold still… It will sting…

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        November 23, 2011 at 9:29 pm

        I do not have any problems. How could you tell it was injected into me by ARC though? I will sit as still as I can…

        Reply
  27. Time Kitsune says

    November 23, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    I need three pounds of uranium 35 a taser five engines and…. Oh my talk and text is set to Seth on survival? Ok Ishi go get what I just said here lemme right it down let’s see… Uranium 35 a taser five engines and…. Three peices of bark from the worlds oldest tree. Ok nOw…. Hi princess how are you?

    Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      November 23, 2011 at 10:29 pm

      Hello My Kitsune.

      Reply
      • Time Kitsune says

        November 23, 2011 at 10:31 pm

        Could I request an update?

        Reply
        • Wolf Princess says

          November 23, 2011 at 10:39 pm

          I found out that the cause of my demon wolf outbreaks may be linked to a chemical injection I didn’t know I got from ARC. Or at least Zyboragon is testing the chemicals to see if that’s what it is.

          Reply
          • Time Kitsune says

            November 23, 2011 at 10:58 pm

            Ok I want to see you ASAP!

            Reply
            • Wolf Princess says

              November 23, 2011 at 11:56 pm

              I’m sorry…

              Reply
        • Wolf Princess says

          November 23, 2011 at 10:40 pm

          Just read back on some of the previous posts..

          Reply
  28. Zyboragon says

    November 23, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    After I examine the chemical I will explain.
    Mutt, anger can be productive until it gets out of control. Too much anger will delay progress.
    Be careful, it is a risky move.

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 23, 2011 at 10:27 pm

      As you’ve pointed out many times I do tend to be reckless. I was planning on immiadiately focusing on abstract but I got a lead on the pregnant hybrid. She’s somewhere in new jersey. So yes risky but worth it.

      Reply
  29. Wolf Princess says

    November 24, 2011 at 1:26 am

    SoS is dead tonight… No puns intended. Where is everyone?

    Reply
    • mrjaffa says

      November 24, 2011 at 1:32 am

      im here, and super happy. 😀

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        November 24, 2011 at 1:39 am

        Oh really now?

        Reply
  30. mrjaffa says

    November 24, 2011 at 1:33 am

    woohoo! im going out with kaitlin! shame the world ends tonight.

    Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      November 24, 2011 at 1:39 am

      That’s tonight? Shame… Tomorrow I was gonna look amazing. Hmm. Oh well.

      Reply
  31. Time Kitsune says

    November 24, 2011 at 1:48 am

    I’ve got ten minutes left and you hand me an atom splitter? You I’d|ot I said proton excelerator I am giving you 10 seconds hurry up imbec|le……….. There see now that’s a proton excelerator now add it to the machine lime this and wallah the apocalypse can be averted.

    Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      November 24, 2011 at 1:51 am

      Uhm… Kitsune?

      Reply
      • Time Kitsune says

        November 24, 2011 at 2:04 am

        Yes?

        Reply
        • Wolf Princess says

          November 24, 2011 at 2:06 am

          What was all that?

          Reply
          • Time Kitsune says

            November 24, 2011 at 2:18 am

            I’m not going to let the world end yet! So iv been working on a machine for about…. Has it really been a week? No wonder I’m tired!

            Reply
            • Wolf Princess says

              November 24, 2011 at 3:45 am

              yeahh…

              Reply
  32. LOLstigmaLOL says

    November 24, 2011 at 1:56 am

    So the world ends when Exactly? And for what reason? It feels weird talking about our impending doom right before it happens, but eh, I get used to it. Goodbye world……. So when does the world go boom? Let’s count down! 60……… 59……………. 58……………… 57………………… 56…………… 55………….. 54…………… 53………….. 52…………….. 51……………. 50………………………………

    Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      November 24, 2011 at 1:57 am

      I’m not ready to accept this yet. But hey. Anything could happen in 60 seconds or less.

      Reply
  33. LOLstigmaLOL says

    November 24, 2011 at 1:58 am

    nonono! he said he would send me back far enough to help my father! Hey! do you guys know him? His name is Logan Salazar, he’s……….. er, about 5ft4in at this time. He goes by the name Stigma. How about his wife Chauntelle Reid? Do you know them??????

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      November 24, 2011 at 2:10 am

      Hmm.. Is it truly possible to have opened a time gap? The unstable energy would’ve had to explode inside the wormhole mrjaffa made.

      If it’s true…what happened to Abstract? Furthermore what happened to ARC? He was supposed to meet up with me an hour ago…

      Reply
      • LOLstigmaLOL says

        November 24, 2011 at 2:20 am

        later. tell me where my dad is. NOW.

        Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          November 24, 2011 at 2:44 am

          Don’t you remember? Stigma died during the eclipse wars. Just like Zyboragon and ARC, im amazed at how long you’ve lived, it’s been about three hundred years since the eclipse.

          Now if you’ll excuse I must go find a mirror.

          Reply
          • LOLstigmaLOL says

            November 24, 2011 at 3:10 am

            Dammit! Again!

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              November 24, 2011 at 9:21 am

              Wait what?! The eclipse wars are now!!! Good god your stigmas son? And if You and ARC died then how are you talking to us? And where’s ARC? I need to kick his @ss snarky little double crossing gutersnîpe!!!

              Reply
              • Zyboragon says

                November 24, 2011 at 9:50 am

                Error, request to:Target: ARC has been terminated, reason: cannot find source.

                You, :Target: (Mr. Mutt), are delusional.
                Z.A.I was created one hundred years after the eclipse wars. :Target: Zyboragon created Z.A.I to station and run a survivors retreat to protect the last of :Target: Survivors from the freezing cold temperatures.

                Z.A.I became supreme ruler of the cold planet two years after being created by the vote of remaining :Target: Survivors.

                Do you :Target: Survivors want some nutritious fruit?
                Z.A.I will be changing site name. :Target: Zyboragon has requested I help look over this site, there have only been hunters on for the last thirty four years.

                Error! Error! :Target: Mr. Mutt confirmed :Order: 170911242 :ERROR: not recognized.
                :ERROR: Request to server has been delayed. 01940 :Order: 2314
                Unrecognized message detected…:////
                :Message: :Target: Monster Hunters traveling through time gap” not recognized:…///
                System Shutting Down………////…//!

                Reply
          • Time Kitsune says

            November 24, 2011 at 9:23 am

            What the…… Where am this isn’t my time! What’s going on why is it so cold?

            Reply
  34. Mr. Mutt says

    November 24, 2011 at 9:52 am

    Uuummm not to panic anyone but all Hybrids are starting to fade…….. Includeing me!

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      November 24, 2011 at 10:08 am

      Z.A.I rebooting… Panic! PANIC PANIC!
      Z.A.I loves :Target: Hybrids. Z.A.I must save :Target: Hybrids.
      :Target: Master Mutt, must save Master….///

      Reply
  35. LOLstigmaLOL says

    November 24, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Dammit, Z.A.I. Reboot, data run 4621-115. Erase data: Mutt. Find in archives: my birthplace. Please work with haste, there isn’t much time….

    Reply
    • Ofilia says

      November 24, 2011 at 12:43 pm

      You are a genetic Chimera? I can help you find Srigma I’m sure Mutt would help but he just dissapeared into the shadows a second ago.

      Reply
    • Z.A.I says

      November 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm

      ERROR. Failure to obtain data…/// corruptedfiles.eex/:42//…YourToLate.
      File not found.
      Termination sequence activated. Security protocol defense systems online.
      Prepare for destruction.
      Termin8uall.excom.

      Reply
  36. Mr. Mutt says

    November 24, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    Gh we’re fine. It’s like something started draining energy from our entire spec…… Ahhh it’s born. I must find it.

    Reply
  37. Ashpaw says

    November 24, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Are you the frends that my mom taked about?

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 24, 2011 at 1:37 pm

      Ashpaw is it you? Or is it wojutiuas?

      Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 24, 2011 at 1:39 pm

      Ashpaw?

      Reply
  38. Ashpaw says

    November 24, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    No, I’m not Ashpaw or the silverblood king, but I gessing you are a frend of my mother, am I right?

    Reply
    • Time Kitsune says

      November 24, 2011 at 3:07 pm

      Where is everyone? I can’t see where are my glasses. If anyone finds. A pair of mirror glasses I need them back ASAP!

      Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      November 24, 2011 at 3:22 pm

      Sis? Is that you? How’d you get Ashpaw’s phone?

      Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 24, 2011 at 3:57 pm

      I….. I failed…… I couldn’t bring her back……. I’m so sorry.

      Reply
  39. LOLstigmaLOL says

    November 24, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    This earth is filled with so much food….. Unlike the barren earth that is 2387. I got hungry, sorry……. Offilia Blackwolf was it? Yeah, I’m part chimera, but I’m also part…….. Well, mom was always vague when talking about what she was. So can you help? It’ll be dangerous.

    Reply
    • Ofilia says

      November 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm

      Ugh your sloppy even for a chimera. Yeah I’ll help but how do you know me. And what’s dangerous about this?

      Reply
  40. Zyboragon says

    November 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    Danger!!!!::….//// prepare to be vaporized.
    Must Destroy…/////
    DESTROY/////
    !!!!!

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 24, 2011 at 5:11 pm

      On that cheery note I’m going home and eating. Happy Thanksgiving!

      Reply
      • Z.A.I says

        November 24, 2011 at 5:14 pm

        Name change failure.
        Must DESTROY!!

        Reply
  41. Ashpaw says

    November 24, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    I’m Ashpaws son, Brendon, and Ashpaw was never really dead. I just recently found her iPhone. I believe she posted her final words a while back, “remember what you are fighting for”

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 24, 2011 at 8:41 pm

      Yes I saw that but how could she have escaped the silverbloods? Stinking dèmons fooled me. And my mother forgot and brought out the silver set for thanksgiving. Painful dinner. Of course we had guests so I couldn’t go oww silver me hurt. But still Ashpaw may be alive……. I have to find her. No I have to find the pregnant hybrid. No I have to prevent the end of days….. Good god!!!!!!

      Reply
  42. Time Kitsune says

    November 24, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Somebody help me I can’t see and I feel something grabbing me but I can’t see them someone help me please im blind as a bat at the moment please help me!

    Reply
  43. Ashpaw says

    November 24, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    No use trying to find her, she escaped the silverbloods awhile back and had me, then I watched her die just recently. She really is dead now.
    Anyway, I want to ask Seth something. He is the leader of this site, am I correct?

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 24, 2011 at 11:27 pm

      Yes it didn’t and I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

      Reply
  44. Wolf Princess says

    November 24, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    Guys. What has been going on here?

    Reply
  45. mrjaffa says

    November 24, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    yay, the sun didnt burn out!

    Reply
  46. Wolf Princess says

    November 25, 2011 at 12:30 am

    I’m getting up with the sun and going bow-and-arrow hunting for food tomorrow. Anyone care to join me?

    Reply
    • mrjaffa says

      November 25, 2011 at 12:56 am

      i would love to come but im not allowed to go to other countries 🙁

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        November 25, 2011 at 1:31 am

        You don’t remember? I moved to America a few weeks ago!! I’m among my fellow Weres now!:D

        Reply
        • mrjaffa says

          November 25, 2011 at 1:46 am

          yeah but im in aus, icould always summon a chi soldior and put my soul into that, would that be ok?

          Reply
          • Wolf Princess says

            November 25, 2011 at 8:31 pm

            Of course

            Reply
  47. LOLstigmaLOL says

    November 25, 2011 at 1:16 am

    Noise detected: Lychampirakyriasovameranthropic roars; human screams; gunshots; impact; ricochet; rips; unregistered sound. Thank you for using the Zyborg Artificial Intelligence sound detection system version 85.2.

    Reply
    • Ofilia says

      November 25, 2011 at 9:59 am

      I can’t take you anywhere! HUMANS AREN’T FOOD.

      Reply
      • LOLstigmaLOL says

        November 25, 2011 at 11:28 am

        Stop living like that! Humans are natural prey. You’ve been living in the dark, Offilia. You haven’t lived. humans are nothing more than a snack. Well, they COULD also be a meal for YOUR kind. What good are they? They overpopulated the Earth, they polluted the Earth, they used up Earth’s resources. And you continue to tell me they are not food?

        Reply
        • Ofilia says

          November 25, 2011 at 11:55 am

          Yes they are sentient. You don’t eat sentient creatures do you? Maybe you don’t understand because you were born a MONSTER but I was born HUMAN. HUMANS AREN’T PERFECT. But that doesn’t mean we should treat them like cattle. If you kîll one more human I WILL TAKE YOU OUT. Don’t think I can? Try me.

          Reply
          • LOLstigmaLOL says

            November 25, 2011 at 12:55 pm

            Offilia, do you know what you’re saying? Of my three forms, that was my least powerful. Do you know how much effort it’ll be to destroy all you know and love? Not much- sound detected: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH! GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT! TTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEE VVVOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEE! IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD! OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIILLLLIIIIAAAAAAA! HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLL!

            Reply
            • Ofilia says

              November 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm

              Now then are we going to stop kîlling humans or do you need another demonstration of my power? Don’t mistake me for someone who cares who she hurts. I am without mercy. Don’t make me hurt you even more. Do you realize how easy it would be for me to blast your mind into tiny pieces?

              Reply
            • Ofilia says

              November 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm

              Why would I? I’m causeing it.

              Reply
              • LOLstigmaLOL says

                November 25, 2011 at 2:03 pm

                Sounds detected: *growl* must *snarl* NOW YOU’VE DONE IT! NOOOO! OFFFILIA!! RRRRRRRRUN! *snap* *crack* *growls* *howls* *roars* *Snarls* speaker shift (Offilia Blackwolf): No, your mind has already proven to- oh Sh–!

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  November 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm

                  Both of you stop now!!!!! You really don’t want to do that Stigmason. I will rip you to pieces. Now why don’t we all just relax and discuss this civily? Why the he’ll would you do this Ofilia? Ofilia: He was kîlling humans! Me: don’t you think you went a little overboard? Ofilia: maybe….. Watch out!!!! Me: holy moth (error error error error transmition lost)

                  Reply
                  • LOLstigmaLOL says

                    November 25, 2011 at 3:37 pm

                    Sound detected; speaker identified (Baine K. Reid): Ofilia??? *hard breathing* I’m a monster….. Speaker shift (Offilia Blackwolf): Dam you. Speaker shift (Baine K. Reid): No! It wasn’t… No… It was my beast…. Stalking around the walls of my soul…. No! No! NO!! *howls* emotion: sorrow

                    Reply
                    • Ofilia says

                      November 25, 2011 at 4:16 pm

                      Zyboragon was right. We should destoy while we have the chance. (howling detected)

                    • Z.A.I says

                      November 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

                      Destroy primitive lifeform :Target: Ofilia.

                    • Ofilia says

                      November 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm

                      Not before I kîll Chauntelle Reid and stop that Monstrosîty from being born.

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      November 25, 2011 at 5:27 pm

                      Try, my mom can defend herself.

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      November 25, 2011 at 5:27 pm

                      Try, my mom can defend herself.

                    • Ofilia says

                      November 25, 2011 at 5:57 pm

                      Then I’ll dîe trying whatever the result though you’ll never be born.

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      November 25, 2011 at 6:00 pm

                      You’ll never succeed.

                    • Z.A.I says

                      November 25, 2011 at 6:50 pm

                      Zyborg Sound Detection System (V.241.5) has detected :
                      Laserbeams
                      Screams
                      Explosions
                      Bones crushing
                      Grinding

                      Thank you for using ZSDS(V.241.5)! Letting you hear what’s going on for over three hundred and four years.

    • Z.A.I says

      November 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

      Primitive lifeforms, prepare for destruction.
      :Target: Mutt will pay for his crimes against :Target: Zyboragon!

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        November 25, 2011 at 11:56 am

        What did I do?

        Reply
  48. mrjaffa says

    November 25, 2011 at 3:04 am

    You’re all listening to two guys
    you don’t know, yeah
    You download this like a b!tch
    to our show, and
    you e-mail us creepy things
    that sound g@y
    You should know – we love you anyway…
    ‘cos we’re YoG and we’re PoD
    we suck and we blow
    we’re bigger than God
    it’s time for the show

    someone wrote this song
    I sing like a mong
    We fight about games
    our glasses have frames

    YoG – Lewis does all of the work
    PoD – Simon just acts like a berk

    we’re YoG and we’re PoD
    we suck and we blow
    we’re bigger than God
    it’s time for the show

    We used to be in a guild
    run by goons
    We made videos about fights
    no-one knows
    Used to raid with puppies
    now we play Left 4 Dead
    You should know how to shoot zombies in the head!

    ‘cos we’re YoG and we’re PoD
    we suck and we blow
    we’re bigger than God
    it’s time for the show

    someone wrote this song
    I sing like a mong
    We fight about games
    our glasses have frames

    YoG – Lewis does all of the work
    PoD – Simon just acts like a berk

    we’re YoG and we’re PoD
    we suck and we blow
    we’re bigger than God
    it’s time for the show

    Someone wrote these lyrics
    And they barely scan over the song
    Oh God, does this matter?
    I can’t make up my mind…
    I’m just singing the theme song to the show-w-w-w.

    ‘cos we’re YoG and we’re PoD
    we suck and we blow
    we’re bigger than God
    it’s time for the show

    someone wrote this song
    I sing like a mong
    We fight about games
    our glasses have frames

    YoG – Lewis does all of the work
    PoD – Simon just acts like a berk

    we’re YoG and we’re PoD
    we suck and we blow
    we’re bigger than God
    it’s time for the show

    Reply
    • mrjaffa says

      November 25, 2011 at 3:05 am

      yog and pod, by mulchy, listen to it on youtube

      Reply
  49. Time Kitsune says

    November 25, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Am I alone? I can’t see but it feels like a dungeon…… Yup there are rats. Can anyone help me? I can’t seem to move. My wrist hurt like crazy and my leg is numb but I feel something wet on my toes.

    Reply
    • The One says

      November 25, 2011 at 11:59 am

      I’m trying to find you but I can’t. Your being hidden from me.

      Reply
  50. Lycangirl07 says

    November 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Hello I’m back from my dads house

    Reply
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I recently received a very grave -no pun intended- warning from Survivor Miles who I believe may be located in or near Texas. Survivor Miles recently survived a vicious zombie attack, armed with only his wits and hedge clippers. His parents unfortunately were not so lucky.

Read more here: Zombie Attack!!!

Seth

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