1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Sorry for anger issues. Not used to being saved.
YOU BETTER BE F-ING THANKFUL! I had to kll two alphas, one of which was very close. I have to lay down a midnight 21 roar for him……
DON’T BLAME ME FOR LACK OF DICIPLINE IN YOUR ARMY!!!’n when i told my Hybrids to let go they did! So don’t blame me that YOU can’t control YOUR men!!!
YEAH, RIGHT AFTER I BEAT THEIR F—ING HEADS IN! MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK BEFORE YOU RUN! THEY WERE STILL TRYING TO RIP A BIG OLD CHUNK OUTTA OLD STIGMA!
oh well, were all friends here, we’ve all saved one anothers life at least once. (except me. im still failing in that department.)no need to get POed
MrJaffa, I could use some saving. I ate an expired Jaffa cake. What should I do?
Depends how expired it was. If it was only a few days, then you’ll be fine, I eat expired Jaffa cakes all the time, as its often the best we can get in aus. If it was like over about a week and a half, you’ll have food poisoning, and there’s not much you can do about that.
I’ve never even seen a Jaffacake before…
What do they taste like? Are they good?
I’m kind of hungry…
@p@
Jaffa cakes are good, they taste like an orange cross chocalate. YOu can find them in England. To be honest I don’t like the texture, but they taste amazing.
Well I don’t fly to England on many occasions, I prefer staying in my nice warm dungeon, and staying in my forest.
I’m a little helpless right now, not all my limbs are connected yet. But at least I’m fully in existance now.
VAL went of to find food while my stump of body parts keeps the eggs warm.
I think she’s headed towards a human city, she shapeshifted into her human form before leaving.
Maybe she can find a packet there, I meant to say there easiest to find in england
Well if you want, I could send a chi soldier to protect you till VAL gEts back.
No thank you, she left about an hour ago and will be back soon.
Thank you though.
Ah here she is.
She brought chickens… Must be a monster feeder around here. That makes things easier.
It was three years old. Any chance this cancels out the negative effect? I misread the best-before date. No negative effects yet, except I can hear things from really far away now.
Hahahaha! Yes fight! Fight!
I’m joking of course, but I’m in an off-mood. Kind of been an off-day for me. It’s almost as if something’s happening to my brain, it’s not a bad thing it’s just kind of ARC. Whoa! ARC didn’t mean to type that? Oh no! Everytime ARC use a word reflecting to the first person ARC say ARC! But ARC not ARC! ARC Zyboragon! This is not good… And didn’t ARC stop speaking in third person? Why can’t ARC say ARC….
ARC am Zyboragon.
Um…. Anyone know what’s going on?
ARC feeling dizzy, erg! This is very frustrating that ARC can’t talk normal and that ARC not ARC but ARC Zyboragon……
ARC still cyborg, this will be the end of ARC…. No not ARC… ARC! Gwahhh! Stop it!
Erg!
Guys I’m feeling pretty bad there has been a major time stream fluctuation. If I can’t locate where zyboragon will never has existed.
Mrjaffa, read the above comments.
This is fun! Mutt and Stigma taking catnaps. Hahahaha! Little do they know that their armies have started fighting again. Hahahaha! Jolly good show!
ive read it. does that mean you will d!e? because it would really suck if you died.alright im going to build a chi wall to seperate the armies, i can hear their roars from australia.
Chi-wall? Not today! SMASH WALL AHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
You know, I could wake them up, right? Chauntelle here!
Ah.. Memories flying away. ARC…ARC… Hahahaha! Non existance! ARC would be a government superweapon. ARC…ARC…Enigma would’ve been slain by those hunters… memories… Enig.. What? Who was it? Was it enoma? Huh? What is the meaning of this?
Oh and as the time goes Seth will have turned into a monster hunter and all of you will be picked of one by one. This isn’t good it seems in this timeline I become the only live (well actually mostly dead) monster but I become a lab rat.
Hail TK,
Well that is pretty distressing news. I’m not sure where/how exactly you are getting your future of the timeline information but I can assure you that I will not become a monster hunter. Just remember what my old friend, Survivor Sarah C. always says, “There is no fate but what we make.”
If you saw someone who looked like me being a hunter of monsters then it is either:
– an evil clone of me
– an illusion of me
– a doppleganger
– my body but with my brain hollowed out and replaced by an evil cybernetic or alien personality.
– me but mind controlled (obviously by a very powerful mind controller as I have been training to resist mind control for years under the tutelage of a kung fu master known as 時間主X – he’s really good, I highly recommend him).
Do you have any further details you can relate regarding this disturbing prophesy?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Yes I do have one more detail…. The evil clone is closer to correct then you think… He is more or less a clone but since your dead he’s more like well you.
Got attacked by a hunter today. Not quite sure where I put him. He’s either in 146 B.C. Roman empire or in the marieners trench. Ah probably doesn’t matter.
Hahahaha! Today’s forecast is cloudy with a chance of delusion!
Excuse me?
Your excused.
*sniff*…… smells like gunpowder……… loooks like yooou were wrong…… weeeeelll, looks like its SO WRONG for me to misinterpret this, but still: YOU WERE STILL WRONG! STILL WRONG! YOU’RE STILL WRONG! STILL WRONG! RAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! FRIKKIN MINECRAFT! GAWSH……
what? creeper blow up your house or something?
Stigma’s house is falling down, falling down!
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Shut it.
You bashed my Hybrids heads in? Your lucky that we are friends or it’d be full out war. And what the f$&@ duck are you talking about?
It was unintentional! It was self defense! It wasn’t unjustified! if anyone is going to start a war, IT’S YOU! you think that just becasuse one or two lose their lives because they attacked someone! okay, what about all of the chimeras you took the lives of when I wasn’t in the right state of mind? THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE! Oh no! I’m losing myself… god no…… Mutt and I are friends….. NO…. GOD STOP! STOP! AHAHHHHHHHH!
We need to calm down Stigma. I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve been acting a little irationally. Before I thought Chimeras were a plague to be wiped out. And let’s face it, ifi hadn’t interviened 70% of the human race wouldbe werechimeras now. We can’t keep fighting. We’ll end up like the vamps and ww and let’s face it: if Chimeras and Hybrids start avwar then there’s going to be a hell of a lot of collateral damage. We mustn’t be controler by anger.
Nah, keep fighting.
Hahahaha!
It’s amazing what fading out of existance feels like.
awwwwwwwwwwww, why are u fading out of existence? are you like tinkerbell who fades when noone believes in you? look im clapping, im clapping! i want you to exist! i dont want you to d!e!
why would i stick a rock in my mouth?
I know! why do we HATE each other?!
We were literally made to. (Yawn) I do believe I’ll take a cat (Hybrid?) nap.
well (considering I’m part feline) I guess I’ll take a catnap too…….
Energy bomb incoming you must not go to sleep we need to stop zyboragon from fading think back is there anything you have done that had the slightest chance of changing the past.
ive changed the past! when i took that curse off you I done astral projection to get back to the time you got cursed and then captured the negative energy sent by the curse in a chi ball, then turned the negative energy into positive energy and absorbed it
Snarffa that occured in present fence not past zincemeat.
The chipmunk guy means back in smimee.
snarffa englou?
zyborg yes, snaffa cakes in england, go raid a mcvities factory or something
Snarffa, stick a rock in your mouth.
Stick rock…
Huh? What? Seems like fading brings back all sorts of crazy emotions.
Huh? Two small animals sleeping together? Hunger… Eat..yum.
Hey do rabbits have wings? Or several heads? Oh yeah. Haha.
minecraft is a game. i think a creeper ( a monster with 4 legs, and blows up when it gets close to you. it has an annoying habit of blowing up houses that you’ve built.) has blown up his house. also mutt, if hybrids can do the imagine thingy like angels, can you please imagine me up a six sided dice and a twenty sided die? ill repay you in anyway you want.
I could do that in theory but I’d have to know what a twenty sided di looked like.
ok heres a picture
yes zyborg, but i actually went back in time to do that, meaning i changed the past
Simple snarlfa
*sigh* im confused
http://www.dreamstime.com/twenty-sided-die-thumb6525507.jpg
can you make me a pet creeper? I’ll surgically remove his gunpowder so he can’t hurt anyone…… HAHAHHAAAAAA…… ahem sorry, where was I?
me and logan got a step closer! I’m sleeping with him! too bad he doesn’t know….
chauntelle, does he know you wanted to k!ll me. i also wanrt to say, thaqt is immensely creepy
love you too, darl!
im hoping thats stigma talking to chauntelle. if so stigma, can you ask her if she still wants to k!ll me
why are you so worried, darl? what will I gain from doing that?
The juicy heart of a war….lope?
Warlord? Warlike? Huh? Snaffacakes.
mmmm i think you mean jaffa cakes. yummmmmmmmmm
snaffacakes have hearts? Must taste. Heart of mrsnaffa.
Who’s the rabid dog guy?
no jaffa cakes do not have hearts, and im not a jaffa cake, go buy a packet in england
nothing, i just wanted to know so i can figure out if i should use a protective charm. why are you calling me darl?
Shhhhh! The messenger tone is waking him up….
Nargg. Ore emories r dispering.
owwwwwwwwww! i just sneezed and now my head really hurts and i feel dizzy. i think i popped a blood vessel in my head.
Nar nar nar snarffa ou ful.
thats not nice zyborg, im no fool, you cant even spell my name right!
Not you fool.. ou ful!
Ahem. Lots of misspelling is taking place because it really hurts losing so many memories jaffa..
The pain was making it rather hard to keep a steady hand. Forgetting your name and replacing it also seemed to occur.
I seem to be able to speak in first person again as well… I don’t remember why I couldn’t. What where am I?
Anyways… I’m being erased, memories, emotions and actions are being al…alt.. Ahem…
To anwser your early question, no I’m not dying, I’m being erased from existance, never born. You won’t miss me, I will have never existed for anyone to know.
Um.. And ou ful is zyborag for get well soon…
Great my right arm disappeared.
Sorry zyborg! Awwwwwwwww now I’m feeling very sad that I won’t even remember who you are soon. Thanks for everything you’ve done for us. Does that meen that your comments will be erased too?
Not sure.. clever Se…Seth.. Might find a way to work with time kitsune to possibly glitch the timeline making them still appear… Or maybe TW will find a way to
Enigma: Zyboragon just lost his other arm, he was about to say find a way to stop this.
If he dies then that means my existance will alter… Zyborg saved from hunters.. If he never existed to save me… Gulp* and poor ARC would have been fully created by the government and been used as a superweapon which would be used in the first war proxy to creation of ARC… Of course that would start world war three….
I’m working as hard as I can Zyboragon’s comments will be forever saved. and enigma will be alive when the hunters attack. ARC will get a full fix by me and will be just as he always was. I’m working hard on you zyborg I HAVE got to fix this. Or we all will be hunted and destroyed.
Oh no, that means ARC would never have been created, meaning there is no reaper. I would like to nominate myself as reaper.
Who’s Zyboragon? Can’t remember clearly……. Me and Stigma were fighting…….. That can’t be right Stigma d¡ed didn’t he? Abstract klled him…… But then……….
I’m confused, are you being wiped from existance, or can you not remember who zyborg is proparly either.
Why would I tell you? You and your annoying spells are constantly getting in the way of my takeing over this world.
Oh noes. More ev!l people.
Of course he’s €vil mrjaffa. Where’ve you been? Ofilia? I have NOT gotten ANY reports from the northern battle field. What’s happening there? Who’s winning our or Mutts forces? Mrjaffa if you could do another one of those storm spells we’d really apriciate it.
Sure, but I don’t know what you’re talking about, last I remember mutt was taking a catnap, and the chimeras were fighting the hybrids. But I’ll see if I can find a storm spell. And also I would have no idea what’s going on in the northern battlefield, I’m at home
And why’s he saying stigmas deàd, I was speaking to him just today.
Excellent but don’t you remember? Stigma díed fighting abstract. Then Mutt absorbed the energy and became èvil. Since then it’s been a Hybrid civial war. Don’t you remember?
This wasnt suppose to happen does anybody remember zyboragon? I think it’s too late. My head hurt YAAAAAAAAAA!’!!!!
Who are you?
What no this is bad. My name is Silver don’t you remember?
Hmmm had something at the edge of my mind but it’s gone now. Where’s the Doc? He usually has something to say about these things.
The doc is in the pandorica he well hmm hold on…… There we go he died his soul was put in the place where warriors go I hope you remember… Aaaaaaa my head oh no I think yes it is happening… Sherlock? Doctor? your alive! (remember zyboragon remember.)
Hello mutt The Doctor talking. Who is this voice speaking to me? I hear but I do not see. And who is zyboragon and for that matter who is zyborg? And what’s a Hybrid?
My estimates are never wrong, I was released far sooner… No… Even I know there’s something wrong here.
VAL we need to talk find me (silver) use any means neccessary just come to me NOW!
It’s The One and I don’t know! Says his name is Silver and you know what Hybrids are Doc! Like me and Mutt! If you could kindly freeze VALS army of the dead I’d really apriciate it!!!
Ah thanks for telling me what you want, now I cast a ward to protect my minions.
How about I just age them so much they dust. And since when was a Hybrid such a big deal on this website?
Whoever that voice in my head is, I hate you! What importance is the name Silver?
Ive done the storm spell.
I’m new here and confused cause why do a people hate werewolves like humans, vamps, etc. just wondering if someone got answers.
Thank you dearest mutt. I have been released quicker than I estimated… Hmm
But thank you. Now you have my undead minions on your side! Rise minions!
No!!! Stay deàd!! Why won’t they stay deàd?!!!!
My head is killing me! Sherlock leave me NOW!! Oh the doctor is going to hate me I’m master of all kitsune and Sherlock/Jesie is naturally attracted to me. I need a box of aspirin. It’s deffinetly a good thing I live outside of time. I need to speak to someone about this a need to speak to zyboragon but every time I do it sounds like me talking to me. I have to fix this one way or another 😈 Good bye doc time for time travelling.
Since mutt went crazy with power and I had to create a seperate Hybrid army. Jese you’d think you were locked in a box for awhile. By the way since I hàte to see a new person get incinerated I’ll warn you silver: don’t mess with VAL.
NEW? Oh right calm down hmm let’s see how can I prove I’m not new?
This planet bores me, my armies have already conquered so much.
Oh well, I was hoping for…more.. Even the air is foul. Why of all the millions of planets and realms am I doomed to be queen here?
Your doomed to díe!!! How do you like the sword of light through your chest? DÌE!!!!!
Ah yes. A sword, let me just pull this right out. Ahh. My oh my.. What a lovely blade. I wonder what happens when I shatter it like this.
No I wasn’t supposed to lose……. What wentcwrong? I may not be able to kll you VAL but that isn’t true of Mutt!!!!!
It’s not like mutt is even a threat. He’s absorbed blanketed energy. He’s going to explode wiping out more of your despicable planet.
ILL TELL WHAT WENT WRONG!!!! I have the sword. Up you a$$ VAL Void sphere GO kitsune combine NOW kitsune help me shove her back into the void I beg you!!!
Hahahaha! I am the physical embodiment of the void. You can’t shove me into myself!
No but both of us are going VAL. I WILL NOT DÎE A MONSTER!!!!!
Watch me VAL I will show you what I can do! I am THE KITSUNE MASTER!! And I will put you into yourself and you know what will happen you will be ripped to shreds in the process.
Haha! Because kitsune are sooo powerful after the third generation.
I’m not going anywhere, I’m sitting on my throne. You are all fools to think you can defeat me. It’s not like it matters though, according to my readings your all doomed, the fabric of tine is being pulled apart because of some “mistake”. Then all of you will be undead minions! Hahahaha! Speaking of which… Let’s raise more shall we?
No VAL. I am the Ghost King and they will stay deàd.
Of course they will, they are the unDEAD and not actually living. It’s like artificial life. If you are indeed the Ghost King then you will join me, you have no choice. You will be my puppet. You can’t fight me, so now… Raise the spirits. Yes…either that… Or I can awaken the spirit of Dracula who currently lies dormant within you.
So come on! Join the fun minion!
You don’t give a crud about me do you VAL? I was a fool…. You will DÎE VAL. HYBRIDS!!! ATTACK!!!
You doubt my power? Look! Even with your commands the undead are rising still!
Even then… I still have a trick up my sleeve.
You will stay! Yes that’s it go back I command you!!!!!!
Nice of you to come back to the light Mutt. The Undead will stay under the ground VAL.
Hahahahaha! Fool! Do you even know where that one returned to? You just helped me get a edge in battle. I now have sacred ground. Now then.,, time to unleash MY army. Have you felt the wrath of voidwalkers? D£mons from the void? They are perfect, they have the power of the void and now thanks to you….. the power of earth.
The earth stabilizes it’s inhabitants…inhabitants such as yourself… And your armies…
HYBRIDS!!!! TAKE TO THE AIR!!!!!!! DEAD RISE AND SERVE YOUR TRUE MASTER!!!!!
Yeah… Your not their master. And foolish silver. Your too weak… I can squish your kind like bugs. Allow me to d£monstrate on this one, hahahahaha. As for you “The One” I happen to know that ghost kings are appointed by noble heirs. Hence I dispatch you and your wimpy powers.
I’ve spent too long locked as a realm. You fools are out of your league. And little mutt… I have a surprise for you. Oh Stigma!
Ha I’ve learned some lessons from you VAL. Nothing matters except winning. You think by makeing my cousin suddenly appear you can stop me? And also your Dèmons were just incinerated. And I managed to protect the One from your attack. Now come out and face me like a all powerful being!!!
No you know what I’m done I can’t fight you without zyboragon but he no longer exists there is only one thing I have yet to try since the gods gave him powers they will forever remember him and he is sworn to come when a person is in a dark room such as I am that has a mirror also where I am and he has to say Zyboragon zyboragon zyboragOn or maybe tempest zyboragon tempest zyboragon tempest zyboragon.
If that don’t work well I’m done I am officially out of ideas.
Who’s Zyboragon? And what does he have that you don’t?
Mutt just got bruised up terribly… What chance would your Zyboragon have?
I have it I’ll see you guys tomorrow… Maybe I hope I think I have found it sees you tomorrow… I hope.
I remember please Silver… Send me back so I can save or we’ll all dîe…
I control earth b|tc|-| earth bend to my will pull the dead back into there graves from when they came.
Hmm I see… So this mistake in your time destroyed this “Zyboragons” existance? Hahahaha! Don’t you know that when theirs a mistake the gods make things fit? That means the gods are using me as karnatic punishment! Hahaha! You have taken the life of a protector, they’re showing what mistakes like this can bring…
But wait… That means I’m playing right into the gods hands??
This will not do…
Armies… Return.
Interesting turn of event aye? You’d rather stop kîlling me than help the gods. Well I still need to go back and prevent this. But I’m so tired……
I don’t think you can prevent this… But to anwser your question.. I’ll anwser it with another question.. How would elimating you help the gods? I can help them if I choose… But I don’t like being played a fate that is not my own.
This Zyboragon of yours must have some importance, but I doubt his existance. Unless the controller of time can fix it then reality will bend making events twist around. I detected it when I gained form.
Or… Perhaps if it’s all going to be erased… Perhaps I should be queen.
Muttsey wuttsey. Rejoin me, I know you like these tasty muffins.
Step away from my boyfriend bît<|-|. All you care about is yourself. I will not let you drag him back down.
Ofilia Blackwolf
All I care about is myself? Guess your the master of knowing what others care about even when you’ve never actually met them.
I could be the nicest one here and still get that from you!
Ofilia Blackwolf… Would you happen to know an Enigma Blackwolf?
Sh!t! looks like I missed one He11 of a party!
Not really minion.
Heh, any plans then? I need some exercise.
There’s alot going on… Since time has ruled out the existance of… Who was that? I can’t recall the name.. Stigma why are you a werewolf? I thought… Huh? Oh right… Without… Hmm.. Anyways without his antidotes your not a …… You were always a werewolf right? I…don’t remember anything… I think the timeline is crashing again…
master?! are you okay?!
okay that you’re dying?! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
I’m not dying….. I’m.. Not the void…. I’m happy…. I’ve always been cheerful…no! This isn’t right! I’m the queen of the void…I’m the queen of….delicious treats to all my friends!…
No…this isn’t possible… I want to be mean…not good… No… I’m good….? I’ve always been good… Stigma… Didn’t you… No.. Your alive!
Where is ARC? I must see my darling ARC!…. Who? Ooh… This is weird…
face it VAL, you’ll lose yourself to me……. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
I’m unsure of what your talking about… Sigh* I wonder if my dragon prince Zyboragon will ever exist again… I miss him so much..
Yay! Your coming to the good side! Good onya VAL! May I reccomend a really funny podcast on iTunes? It’s called the YoGPoD
Hehehe. Okay mrjaffa, I’ll look into it sometime… Want a delicious snack?
Wait… Who? Sigh* I always have these visions of another dragon… Just like me… But… I’m such a silly dragon… He’s not real….
Thanks VAL!
I would love a delicious snack thanks VAL! Wow, your quite possibly the nicest person I’ve ever met!
Hehehe. Why thank you… I’m not really a person..more of a dragon.. But thanks.
Something doesn’t feel quite right… But I’m happy somehow…and I fond a kitten… I wonder who it belonged too… Oh well.. It seems quite comfortable around dragons… It’s uncanny…
Oh well have another snack.
Um… I just learned i was born on a full moon. Every once in awhile ill mess around on my SOS app and it has more werewolf stats for me, of which im not worried. It just gave me a question iv never answered before: was i born on a full moon? I pressed no and got to thinking; was i? Did my research and got my answer. Is all this pointing to im a werewolf?? And on top of that ive been having conversations if you will with a wolf in my head. I envisioned her as an imaginary friend.
~love, a little frightened. 😯 😕
yeah its possible. if you dont want to be a werewolf though, as seth would say, and please forgive me for stealing your phrase seth, feed the dog you want to grow. if you want to be human, do human stuff. if you want to be a werewolf, stay up late at night, howling at the moon. and let the wolf imaginary friend take over. by the way, im Mr. Jaffa, the resident witch.
Phew, thanks alot!!
Thanks Mr. J – it’s true. There’s a 99.98% chance that I would have said exactly those words under these circumstances!
But further to that Linda-san, thanks for keeping on. It’s good to see your proof of life here. Being a WW is not necessarily something to be frightened about – werewolves are revered beings in most cultures – but it is definitely something to be aware of.
If you were born on a full moon this likely means:
a) that you remember being born or at least that you know your birthday. This is a good sign because it rules out the possibility that you could be a wolf who was bitten by a werewolf. By most accounts this is the most dangerous type of werewolf both to themselves and others. It also means that
b) you are probably a genetic werewolf as opposed to a bitten werewolf. Also a good sign. Genetic werewolves are usually er, better adjusted let’s say, than the bitten kind.
Now if you have a WW voice inside, it could be your inner wolf – you just have to read old Stigma posts to understand what I mean – OR – it could be your pack or a member of your pack communicating to help guide you through your moon. Without spililng any secrets can you tell us the kind of things she is saying? Does she have a name? Also, have you noticed anyone different hanging around you lately?
Seth
Actually yes. A big dude at my school. Scary to look at but is a huge softy. He like to hug me. For a long time. He says hes a hugger. And the voice? Mostly random conversations but other than that she doesnt say much. Now that i think about it i think he likes to smell me. Maybe, i dont know. Hes kinda… Hairy looking too.
Okay…. Now I know something’s not right! I’m not nice!?!? I’m the freaking void queen! Hahahaha! But…I’m a dragon now…. I’m… A red dragon… And… I’m accepted here…. No! This isn’t funny! Why must the gods taunt me? I’ve been nothing but a laughing st….. I cannot…
They are talking to me… Silver… They have asked for you… When you see this meet me at that place where we met two years ago… It’s about zyb… I couldn’t hear the last of the name..
Umm ok wow what a rush I can’t tell If it worked or not.
Lol, listening to the YoGPoD, there doing a cooking segment.
Hannah: Ok, so you need baking parchment
Lewis: Hannah, I’m not sure anyone w-
Simon: WHAT THE HECK IS BAKING PARCHMENT!?
Oh… mrjaffa.. I don’t like the F word, it’s too negative for my positive attitude. You can just use f*** and we will all know what you mean. I hope Seth edits that… I don’t like seeing it.
Yeah sorry, I realized that right after I posted it. I hope Seth edits it too. On the bright side, I used a funny letter from another language, so it might not make sense.
Actions speak louder than words, visuals speak louder than meanings.
It is easier to see whats outside the box then inside.
It’s happening again… Pain in my head… So much pain…
Who are you? Where am I? Why do I have scales? And finally…why do I feel a great sadness?
Fascinating. I am going to meet the gods then I’m time travelling again see you all at about 17:00
I think I understand….. Here’s my theory. We are currently in a “bridge universe” what that means is that time is slowly changeing. That’s why mrjaffa and Silver can remember zybor…. Zyborg? Yeah whatever anyways this universe is close to the edge. I’d give it one more day before it fully transitions so Zyborg never truelly existed and all of these comments are gone. We must correct the time line before this goes much farther. And VAL? Ofilia claims that a Jeremy Blackwolf was her brother but that they used to call him Enigma. He dîed. Also I don’t trust you at all.
Mutt Out
I’m not quite sure I follow… Who’s Ofilia?
No…… Nononononononono!!!!!!! This proves it!! The full implications of Zyboragon never existing are starting to come in to play!!!!!! Nothings safe!!!! DOC SILVER one of you both of you send me back before this universe is completely destroyed!!!
If he returns will I still be good? Or will I turn into a vicous psychopath?
Zyboragon…..? The name….. Heehee mutt you know Zyboragon doesn’t exist, he’s just a silly myth.
I have ten minutes Mutt your coming with me VAL thanks to some of my own handy work you will remain both in love with zyboragon (actually ARC might fight for your attention) and a dragon you will NEVER bEcome the void if I can help it.
Alright mutt you are in a temporary time bubble we have exactly 5 hours at 5:41 my time (it is currently 1:42) then we will be back at that time you may or may not be able to talk to anyone a Seth on survival wish us good luck bye.
Good luck…… But…. No! You can’t make me love Zyboragon! He…. Wouldn’t accept me…..
I am sorry at the very least you will not be evil if you don’t want love ok.
I am sorry at the very least you will not be €vil if you don’t want love ok.
I don’t know what I want!!
Why are you trying so hard to bring back that wimpy dragon? Hahahaha! I was temporarily sidetracked by these mindgames. Now! The queen of the void is back! And I’m a dragon now! I’m even more powerful! Hahahahaha! I am casting a ward so I cannot be fooled by your demented time paradox.
Rise armies! Seal the time bubble!
Silver if you can read this get out of there NOW. The Hybrids and me can only hold them for another hour at which time WE ALL DÎE.
Hehe. They can’t leave, they’re stuck.
Your not very intelligent are you? Even if you could seal them in the past they’ll still change this future. Which is why Ofilias now next to me and there’s a bunch of Werechimeras over there looking confused. All we need now is ARC and we have you being destroyed AGAIN. Oh woops I forgot to mention that didn’t I? Also Mutt, Silver, and the Doc are all IMMORTAL. All your going to get VAL is some older PO’d versions of them. Congradulations your the dûfus of the day.
Your the foolish one. While warded they are frozen in time… As soon as the effects fade then they will be launched into the future. In which time itself will fade away like a still vapor. There will be no altering the past! There will be… Gwargh….
What’s going on? I feel mean… I don’t want to be mean….
I….ARC? ARC? ARC! Of course…. But what is this? Why do I feel….so…. Horrible… No! I warded this time alteration! It cannot….. Armies….dispatching…..sun…… ARC.. why are you here?…..
I’m good.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRCGGGGGGGHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I LANDED ON COALS!!! OK who put the failure for a time trap there you made it so the doc got himself trapped in his pandorica again and I can’t open it!! He’s not crazy now but I can’t get him free!
Ah I see… I am needed, let’s free the doctor.
I…. Can’t…. Move…. The…. Book…. I…. Need…. It….
The mistakes in time are nearly corrected. My bride VAL…. After the first battle we fell in love… And then this happens… She was perfect… Now she is a dragon… Amd belongs with Zyboragon… I have fond your eggs VAL…. I came here seeking revenge… But now I know… You must be with Zyboragon…
I take my leave… Here’s your dragon eggs. May your children grow happy and healthy. Goodbye.
I…. Need…. Help…I…. Think… I’m…. Dying….
Theres one last thing I must do. To free the doctor I must dîe. The energy released will free him
Karmatic justice. You got rid of Zyboragon due to a fatal mistake, in order to correct it the gods needed someone else’s life, and who better than the one who caused this mess?
Don’t worry Silver, I’ll try to help you… But the gods are trying to teach you a lesson. As a result… The box frees the doctor as soon as you stop breathing. This will not do, I must not allow this to happen. Hold still, I’m going to use a trick I learned from Zyborg. One… Two… Three…
Keep breathing and stay calm.
No! The one! It wants Silver! Don’t do it!
In…. Out breath calm (user has passed out talk-text shutting Down)
He’s stablized, but something’s not right…. Oh no! His heart rate is dropping! Time to perform surgery… I don’t have any tools though.. I’ll have to use the ARC L4Z0R to laser in perfectly…
What is this?!?!? How can he have a heartbeat? This is impossible… Silver doesn’t have a heart!!!
(user back online talk-text active) That’s strange. Hey you don’t have to scream. No it looks like I am heartless. Hmm?
I’m not screaming, that noise is coming from the monitor right here.
Look, your missing several very important organs, you don’t even have a stomach, and how are you breathing? You don’t have lungs!
What are you?
ARC where is The One? Tell me or suffer the consequences.
Mutt, first off I don’t like your tone, second off.. How should I know? Your the one who’s soul linked to him, can’t you sense him?
And finally he screamed about killing himself and faded into shadow.
Watch your tone, you know Zyboragon is the only who can kill me. Now I’m trying to save lives here, try using soul senses.
Aren’t you soul linked to him? Use your soul senses.
He screamed about himself wanting to die and then vanished into the shadows, I can shadow walk.
And between you and me… Your tone is alittle harsh for trying to get me to help even though I’m already on your side.
Now go away, Silvers flatlining and I need to focus.
Can’t shadowwalk.
I could sense him I wouldn’t bother asking you now would I? And between you me and that lampost something went wrong. I still have the voids power. And there is the slight 90% chance that I’ll blow up destroying pretty much half the earth. So if you could kindly cut the cràp about him yelling he wanted to dîe I’d apriciate it. He said that he had to dîe to set something straight probably because in the first timeline the original kîlled him. So now any idea where he might have shadow TRAVELED?
Shut up mutt. According to the way your vitals are looking your not even at risk of breathing smoke, second off if I have an idea of where his primitive mind was going I’d tell you would I?
As for the “cràp” about him yelling, it’s exactly what happened, here’s a freaking recording. And finally the only reason I asked about sensing him was because I was unsure that your aggressive primal mind had bothered trying.
Now please, get out of here while I’m still in a fairly good mood.
You can’t intimidate me mr. Perfectly balanced mr so high and mighty. Your superiority can kiss my rectum. Nowif you’ll excuse me Mr. Emotional range of Rock I’m going to search for my friend. Maybe if you’d been nicer I would have offered my help to save Silver but I really don’t feel like it now.
Haven’t moved quite that far in the timeline to become a golem, so I’m an emotionless cyborg. I fond your comments annoying, I don’t need your help saving Silver, he’s stabilized. And you do know that when you make snarky comments that is…in fact a form of being intimidated.
And quite frankly, I was just treating you the way you were treating me. My brain equalized it perfectly.
Silvers also recovering much faster since you left too.
Info please I need info please I need to know do you know anything?
I have created a special device that will pump blood, it’s an artificial heart. I’ve compressed oxygen into the form of a special sack giving you artificial lungs. And finally a special tube that will serve as your stomach. Your technically cyborgic now.
You should be fine now, try moving your hands.
So your emotionless but you get annoyed? Chew on that logical paradox!
Annoyance isn’t an emotional standpoint, it’s like when our codes sometimes freezes, it’s completely legitimate.
Umm thanks but… It wasn’t necessary I’ve been running on nothing for a while I don’t need the heart or stomach. A new pair of eyes would be nice.
Not true. Your blood vessels were going to stick, clog and eventually stall you, what happened was evidence of that. When you started to pass out you were at your ropes end.
I’m not great at optics, but I could attempt it.. Is there a color of which you prefer?
I’ve got to focus on this lines perfectly… And let me try it out…
This may be kind of gross, I’m going to remove my eyes, please flip the switch over there if you don’t mind…
Ah, perfect.
Hmm they appear to glow in the dark.
Alright now I can add color. Did you pick one?
A sneaky little s appeared in that comment. Sneaky little S.
Green bright green.
Btw the passing out had to do witha little trap your girlfriend set up I. The time stream.
Eh, i have nothing better to do. Can someone give me any tips or heads up on werewolfing? Like how do i know im changing from human to wolf? Any personal stories?? Im bored and would love to hear something.
Well since according to SOME sources I’m unreliable and snarky you may not want to listen. But since I need something to distract me and keep me from makeing SOMEONES molocules vibrate so fast they burst into flames I’m answering. So as to knowing if your going wolf…… Ahhhh first morf is kinda slightly painful. Like all your bones were just dislocated and placed in different spots. I didn’t really notice the first time cause I was fighting for my life. Anyways if your a genetic wolf ( which I’m assumeing you are) then you’ll be able to control your morfing, kinda. You’ll still turn on the full moon ( unlike Hybrids) but you’ll be able to control it. Also watch out for your wolf. It’s the ultimate you so it’s kinda prone to anger issues. Hope this helps!
Mutt Out
Unreliable? Who said anything about being unreliable? Snarky yes but, unreliable no.
It was implied. God I forgot how much I hàted your guts as a cyborg. Let’s face it the only thing keeping you from kîlling me right now is some preprogrammed morality!!!!
No? Do you how hard it is to create a programmed morality?
What’s happening is my own choice, I have control.
And unreliability was never implied, only liable proof of anything is in fact me calling you snarky.
Regards, you may hate me as a cyborg, if I had feelings, there is a 97.56% that they would be mutual.
Also, I have noticed from my last scan that you have accumulated three infected burns on the back of your neck. Treatment is recommended before they start seeping that filthy void energy, and we don’t need any mosquitoes getting infused with voidwalker blood now do we?
I’d rather poke my own eyes out than accept help from you. Save your superiority Cyborg oh and just so you know it’s spelled found, not fond, found.
Oh wow! You found a typo! Want me to point out the billions you make in every sentence? I’m so proud that in my haste to save Silver and deal with your stupid ramblings that you found me skip a u! As they say haste makes waste, now then if you wish to challenge me, hehehe you won’t win. And also quote me, that way I know for sure your not bluffing.
Hahahahahaha! I was using that in the form of pun you imbecile, ie/ fond of your comment/exchange literacy.
You have little to no clue how code runs do you?
Now shall I point all your typo’s since you attempted and failed to do it to me?
Makeing for instance, it’s spelled making.
Assumeing, also wrong. Assuming however is not.
Wow! I wonder how many of these I can find! It’ll be fun!
Yea ive been getting angry a bit lately. I suppose im genetic but cant ask my parents, they might try to hide it from me. Kinda the closer the moon the more pissed. But ive never turned and remember every full moon. Is there maybe a half change or no change at all and still a wolf?? I absolutly love the thought of muffins though. 😛 😀
Wellvalso depends on age and I’m not asking aboutvanything but if you haven’t hit puberty than that probably is it. Also it sometimes takes life or death situations or large amounts of vampires to activate the wolf gene. Good test: find a confirmed vampire and take a big wiff of air. Umm just saying if you do suddenly turn try not to rip the vamps face off. Not only will the vamp probably take offense but it’s really bad publicity for ww’s.
Youre reliable to me. Youre kind enough to tell me this. Plus cyborgs are just ipods with human capacity. Or… Transformer pretenders…. Giggity;D
After having VAL make motions on my hand telling me what this comment said I decided to hate you.
It really is true though.
Glad to know that after my accident and having my brain converge with a machine while having hot liquid metal burn through my skin, that I was from then on considered an iPod..
Geez you cant take a joke? I was born in the age of machine, steve jobs is my idol and anything else that needs wires and junk to work i wanna learn more about. You should be more like cyborg from teen titans. Hes cool people.
Oooooooooh! I have a good story! One of my friends who is a werewolf, got really POed at someone, and sort of like half turned for a few seconds. He got taller And his teeth got sharper and his face got furrier, and then he hit the guy he was POed at and he went flying back about free meters. True story.
Three meters? So about ten feet for us backwards Americans 😉
Probably, let me just cut off my own foot to check. Also I blame auto-correct for the misspelling of three.
Well also depends on age and I’m not asking about anything but if you haven’t hit puberty than that probably is it. Also it sometimes takes life or deàth situations or large amounts of vampires to activate the wolf gene. Good test: find a confirmed vampire and take a big wiff of air. Umm just saying if you do suddenly turn try not to rip the vamps face off. Not only will the vamp probably take offense but it’s really bad publicity for ww’s.
I am so confused. Okay can someone tell me, step by friggin step, what the HECK is happening?!
All I remember is VAL, whoever the heck that is. Something to do with a moke named devo, right?
Hehehe. Hello stigma, alot of things have been happening so I’ll try to update us.
ARC has run off, so I guess I’ll need to scroll up one second…
Alright,
Silver made a mistake in time causing Zyboragons existance to fade.
Without Zyborg several strange time paradoxes have happened, wars between hybrids and the undead,
I was the void queen and starting wrecking havoc. Silver and Mutt helped me become a dragon and join the side of good.
I laid eggs, Zyboragon will be pleased.
ARC returned, jealous that I’m in love with Zyboragon,
Silver fell into one of my traps when I was £vil.
ARC went to help, the one went missing.
Mutt came to ARC, Mutt still has void energy flowing within, ARC was a jerk so the two started fighting.
Silver recovered.
ARC became golem again and went to find mutt.
You showed up, I wrote this.
We also have a new face around here who’s looking for werewolf tips.
Ah okay, Silver, here are your new eyeballs. VAL… She no longer is my girl…her heart now lies with Zyboragon….. Erg.. Maybe I can feel emotions I don’t know!
She has laid dragon eggs… Zyboragons presence can be felt again though we have no idea where he is.
Perhaps I’m jealous… Perhaps that’s why I’ve been such a jerk to mutt… He has void energy.. He has the right to be alittle rude.
And now I see my hands are turning golemish. Where is mutt? I need to apologize and help him find the one.
Sheez this is wierd I’ve never had to breath before so it kind of wierd have to tell myself to take a deep breath.
Doctor: so your me in a different timeline?
Jesie: sooo… What happens to me.
Silver: ok once again doc I’m not you I’m you son…
Jesie: :death eyes: you had a son?
Doctor: ::turn red:: no…
Silver: oh for goodness sakes I’m his adopted son (girls… 🙄 ) now when Jesie died…
Jesie: I DIED!!
Silver: yes you did
Doctor: AND DID I DO ANYTHING?
Jesie: you better have if not I would have…
Silver: ladies please go fight amongst yourselves without me. ::walks off::
Sheez this is wierd I’ve never had to breath before so it kind of wierd have to tell myself to take a deep breath.
Doctor: so your me in a different timeline?
Jesie: sooo… What happens to me.
Silver: ok once again doc I’m not you I’m you son…
Jesie: :death eyes: you had a son?
Doctor: ::turn red:: no…
Silver: oh for goodness sakes I’m his adopted son (girls… ) now when Jesie d|ed…
Jesie: I D|ED!!
Silver: yes you did
Doctor: AND DID I DO ANYTHING?
Jesie: you better have if not I would have…
Silver: ladies please go f|ght amongst yourselves without me. ::walks off::
wait a minute, VAL is a MOM?!
Hehe. I guess you could say that I am… A soon to be mom anyways… I wonder how long it’ll take these eggs to hatch.
wait, that brings up a good question, if I were to breed, would my offspring be in eggs?! Goodness this seems too weird……
Hail Stigma,
That is a good question. Thanks for bringing it up. According to Wikipedia, chimera’s can reproduce but how depends on which cell line was active but in any case it usually occurs in a laboratory so you might want to start there!
🙂
Seth
Oh yeah, They’ll take a few years, like 2, 3, or 4 at the most. Don’t worry, take a lot of catnaps, It’ll come faster than you think.
But what about the time paradoxes? I could’ve laid them 2-4 years ago in this timeline!
Oh well. I guess we’ll see.
As for you… Look up and see if there’s any record of chimera eggs.
cause I know a number of chimeras who have gone against my law and have…… decided to reproduce…..
Well… That’s better than turning humans right?
I don’t know how these newborns/hatchlings will act!
True, if they get out of control then lots of innocent people will be in danger.
Can you find a way to restore order? If your their leader they need to respect you. I know that if one of my children misbehave then I’ll whoop them.
I can make their brains shut down. they go into a coma until I say so.
Fascinating.
Yes I’ve been pondering that with hybrids. Typically genetic ww seem to be a tad stronger so does that mean genetic hybrids would be more powerful? And the reason I ran from ARC was that he was saying “I”. I’ve been doing checkups on silver and haven’t seen anything out of the ordinary but I had to be sure.
Joy to the world! I’m not just part of an arm now! I’m half of an arm! Finally got one of those elbows.
Hail Stigma,
How many are we talking about here? And where are they?
Seth
Zyboragon your back! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TO THE EXTREME! Im so happy now. i missed you!
Not exactly… It’s just his hand… He’s still not fully out of non existance.
Zyboragon:
VAL: But this is fantastic! He’s coming back!
Zyboragon:
VAL: I can’t wait until he sees our eggs!
Zyboragon: ?
VAL: Yes Zyboragon, your going to be a father and I’m your wife now.
Zyboragon:
VAL: meanie.
Zyboragon:
He still partly back, things really stuff up bad without him.
Hey, mr. Mutt, this is a bit out of place, but is there, any chance you could do the imaginey thing and make me a 20 sided die and a 6 sided die? I’ll repay you however you want. I posted a picture up near the top of the page. Unless its been removed.
Zyboragon:
VAL: I think Zyboragons got you covered. He’s a D&D fan. I don’t know when it’ll get to you but I’m sure it will.
Such pretty dice too.
Thanks zyboragon, your a legend.
I am no legend.
I am no more a dragon than an lizard.
Legends are the ones told of the most honorable.
I am not a legend.
Mutt is a legend,
Silver, doctor and Jesse are legends,
Seth, Scarly, and ARC are legends.
Mrjaffa, you are a legend.
VAL: What about me?
Zyboragon: VAL is a twisted vile worm slug.
VAL: Why are you so mean?
Zyboragon: Because right now the only thing about me that exists is an arm? Heck my brains not attached to it in anyway so it’s probably just typing things on its own while mimicking my personality.
VAL: Will you be mean when you fully exist?
Zyboragon: Probably.
VAL: ………
Zyboragon: fine.. No VAL, I promise to be nicer.
VAL: Your crossing your fingers….
Zyboragon: No I’m not!!! I swear!!!
Well, if you say so, but you’re still a legend to me.
You know Zyboragon… I have your HAND in marriage. Hehehe!
Zyboragon:
VAL: oh come on! That was funny and you know it.
Zyboragon:
VAL: …..
Zyboragon:（−＿−；）
VAL: ……
So… I get punished by becoming non-existent and when I return I’m the father of VAL’s children? I must ask this question… what did I do to deserve this?
Sorry I tweaked thing so VAL wouldn’t be evil and this is how it ended up although thing went faster then predicted.
Sorry I tweaked thing so VAL wouldn’t be €vil and this is how it ended up although thing went faster then predicted.
I don’t know, but VALs quite nice now, she got me a paddlepop. It was funny, one second, my dad was watching TV, the next he disappeared and walked in the door with paddle pops. I’m guessing it was VALs doing, because my dad doesn’t just disappear from the lounge, and she had just offered me a tasty snack.
Freaking timelines. Okay well if I was supposedly in my right mind when I decided to hook up with her.. That means I must have some reason to like her..
But I’m only an limb at the moment… Can anyone speed this up?
I could give it a shot my book has some handy dandy spell for this let’s see…
Doctor: he’s a warlock?
Jesie: quiet this is interesting.
Me: ok I think you aught to be getting something soon.
I think you sped up his age! His arm turned to dust and then vaporized! ………
Oops reversing spell. No noices I gotta get this right…
My spell went wrong,
Please reverse it,
Don’t mess it up,
And don’t pervert it.
Ok lemme try the spell again
Okay… His arm is back.. Good luck hopefully you’ll get this right.
Wow okay terrible but kinda cool. Let’s see angelic healing powers and boom yeah back to being an arm. Augh why…. Strangelunvggh ow VAL tell his arm to chillax. Wow…. Something really weird just happened….. A bunch of Hybrids suddenly dissapeared from my mental radar. I’m going to check it out bye.
Mutt.. You just interfered with a spell to help Zyboragon become a full dragon! I think I know why you lost your hybrids signals… Look! You’ve got scales on your paw!
Fascinating scales seem to be a style maybe I should get some I’ve got a spell for that hold on… Ok mutt you should be better now I need Zyboragon’s arm put it in the circle here and go away.
Who wrapped a bow around Zyboragons arm with a tag that says “for the vultures”?
I need silence please. I am reaching pretty deep to find the proper magic and I need every one to shut up.
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts, didly didly dee.
Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I mean NO NOISE!
erm…. silver, i probably shouldve mentioned this earlier, but…. well in the words of your god, (the christian god) i assume your christian anyway, “he who practices magic shall be stoned to de@th, because, they have forgotten all belief in our lord god.” note: im not christian, so this doesnt really affect me, but you might wanna do too much magic
Ah and we finally come to the ever conflicting and confuseing talk of God. I think I’ll sit this on out.
I’ll have to handstand out of this as well.
Awash good you know your bible and but back in the times when it was written it meant ANY one who practices magic and may I also say that this is roleplaying if God were worried about what I say I am doing in a role play well let’s just say I would go straight to he’ll.
what do you mean youre roleplaying? do you mean none of this is real?
It is quite real mrjaffa. I’m so glad VAL told me about this comment.
Having doubts of what’s real and what’s not is very dangerous. Alot of what this represents is whether or not one chooses to believe it or not.
The only one who can determine anything is you. And yes, what silver said too.. is also very dangerous.
thanks for clearing that up zyborg, i think im going to completely ignore silver, because hes wrong and this is real. you know how i know silver? because i can feel the magic. i am mrjaffa, and i am the sorcerer of ornare quis
Don’t ignore the kitsune of time.
He’s just saying what he was told to say.
ok, i wonder who told him to say that.
Hopefully this comment gets erased.
There are certain things that must be said to keep a51 out of this site. We must disguise ourselves.
Quickly! Remove this comment before A51 gets a hold of this…
All for the sake of staying in character hey zyborg!
There is something rather ominous about your comment….
So confused right now. Weren’t you just telling me to act like were RPing so that A51 doesn’t catch us?
That’s what we’re trying to make them think.. Yes.
They shouldn’t know any of this is real, and Seth ensures this.
I just have a bad feeling that these comments are going to come back and haunt us.
because i am not roleplaying. at all.
VeI’ve found a diary of one of the Hybrids. Apparently one of the females was pregnant. Oh god
Lol i like these conversations. :3
Sorry, I don’t believe we have met, I’m Zyboragon, and I would be more useful but I’m only an arm right now so…., about all I could do is shake your hand, but unfortunately that would knock me of balance.
AHHHH!!! im soooo hungry!!!! And i have a sometimes out of nowhere sharp pain in my left side. Around my rib area. And im thinking of mauling my boyfriend. And my blood actually had a taste today besides the usual metalic taste. It kinda tasted sweet. Ish. I shake like a chihuahua(no pun intended) i actually sniffed the freezer. My nose is usually clogged and i cant breath. Im just listing all that happened today.
Saline salution. I don’t often recomend such witch craft but it does work.
Hey mutt! Take a step back real quick! Ahaha! I feel it!
Look down! I think you fond part of my tail! And ouch! Should’ve known that would sting aliitle… Can you bring it to me? I can’t really move…
Fascinating. Maybe if we put all your body parts in one place you’ll reform.
Gee! That sounds much simplier than me appearing in one place. Let’s see, judging from my thumb I can safely assume this my right arm.. And I have my tail… I can’t see so that means my head either doesn’t exist or is in a really dark place.
My left leg, upon moving it… I think it’s in the ocean, I feel water with substances like salt and a fish just bumped into me.
My left hand, is cold and it feels like snow of the ground. Digging deeper I’m finding rocks! Yay! Helpful!
Smooth to the touch, I think, judging from the wind I’d say theirs alot of wind resistance and I think it’s at the bottom of a snowy mountain. Vibrations confirm my theory.
And I can’t feel my right leg.
hehehe! Don’t tell him but I changed the wording of there’s to theirs. Just to mess with him. He’s been mean to be so I need you guys to point it out, hehehe. He’ll be so embarrassed.
Oh he wants to type. Hehehe.
Zyboragon: yeah…. ARC fond my left hand. I know what you did there.
Good thing to (that you can’t feel your right leg that is) my kitsune brought it to my it’s pretty badly torn up. I want every one to find everything they can. And from here on if it is all right I would like to run the retrieval operation. If you are against me doing this state your reason and who you think… You know what never mind I’m putting his body back together without the book (thank to a friend of mine) so this is going to take some power if you don’t want me to run this lump it and move on now VAL go search the oceans here’s a water proof iPhone I want it back. ARC find that head. Me? I am trying to heal an arm and a leg so if you can help me please do it.
With all do respect Silver, you’ve gotten Zyboragon kllled twice in the last five days.
I think you should take off, Zyborags are healers, if your there when he’s full, he’ll probably try and devour you.
Take a hike, I’m in charge.
Fine! Bye!
The doctor:: oh you hurt him he just disappeared he’s gone!
It’ll keep him safe. I don’t care who I hurt right now. We need to fix up Zyboragon, and you could tell by the way his torn up arm was trying to strangle silver.
Emotions may run thick but they always come back. Silver will be okay.
Umm yeah I just found the bodies of five hybrids all their throats were ripped up by fox claws oh wait there’s number six. Smooth I’diot he’s got the book and every kitsune alive under his command.
Hmm kitsunes are such babies..
Oh well, I don’t care. It’s not like the hybrids are making this planet any better anyways.
Holy…. That’s a golem it’s arms And head are GONE!
kitsunes are not babies it’s just silver wants so badly to be exepted when you treated him so disdainfully he took it that he was hated. Way to go.
Then he’s foolish for taking it that way. And he’s no better than VAL used to be.
Babies.
A child runs off like a foolish madman when they’re not feeling accepted.
Silvers no better than a mere child.
I have more important matters to attend too. Forgive me if I’m apathic towards his little feelings.
LOOK he thought he could handle it all right? Then what did you do? You went and told him becuase he had k|ill€d zyborg twice he can’t be any good! Well you know what when you first got on what were you? WHAT WERE YOU? I’ll tell you what you were a liar and a murd€r€r from the fr€akin’ future. You tried to k|ll me even! So I’m sorry if I could care less what your sorry for but Silver is ten times better then you are or are ever going to be and the reason his emotions are so high is becuase he has no energy you know why becuase he was trying to bring zyborg BACK without the book. He would have d|Ed just from over exertion a human does not have the energy to do that and yet he was trying now I’m going to find him before you wind up d€ad and then you going to apologize or I’m going to send him directly to you and then I’m going to stand back and watch! GOT THAT?
He deserves no apology. And your inaccurate, I came as an innocent, then got “hacked” by Devo.
If you think I’m afraid of your little kitsune you are quite wrong.
And yes, I’m much better than Silverbecause unlike him I never succeeded in klling Zyboragon.
Oh hoho my apologie your hyness may I remind he can control time it’s not the current you he will get rid of. Oh yea your totally better you almost didn’t ki|| him eh? And innocent all I can seem to find was you commenting about how you were going to go back in time and end someone’s life. Well I think he deserves at the very least a second chance becuase we gave you one but if you won’t give him at least that you have gained another en€my. Scratch that you have gained more en€mies then sand on the earth. LOOK maybe I’m wrong maybe he tried to k|ll zyboragon on purpose maybe trying to help VAL stop being €vil was something he truly didn’t want to do or maybe your so angry that he messed up and made VAL fall In love with ZYBORAGON that it’s clouding you judgement. We all make mistake and as I remember up to date he has tried to correct each and every one. Also as I remember the reason thing happened badly was becuase you and your posse couldn’t SHUT UP long enough for him to do any good! He already got the book suspended from him for making the first mistake and then when he is trying his hardest to hold a healing field, on request of you girlfriend that he try to speed thing up, you come along and tell him to get out of there becuase he is such a failure that he can’t concentrate while you are talking and your girlfriend is talking. I could care less if zyboragon came back to life because in his current state all he has brought is misery. Well I’m not helping and none of the kitsune are helping and as things are going you golems are dying off one bye one soon they won’t even be able to help and if you can’t even apologize you might as well kiss you a$$ good-bye becuase where would he go next? First golems then hybrids then monsters. Then unless he is dead humans.
You seriously have no idea how dumb you sound. Look at how the golems keep getting back up! They’re immortals fool! As am I! So you know what? I never said anything about him failing but if he’s so self conscience to take it that way. And leave VAL and Zyboragon out of this. You know what? No! Let’s do bring Zyboragon up, how much he’s helped, and then one day he’s sitting happy as can be and bam! He no longer exists. You know what that means? Silver caused all your “misery”. So you know what? Your an imbecile. He tried to help and bam! Zyboragons gone again! And then I tell him to stay back as a precaution? And now I have to deal with your whiny tone about how “wrong” I am. Well you know what? I saved your posse’s life, Zyboragon has, but what have your mistakes done other bring harm to us.
You are more foolish then the word can possibly describe.
Because of your Silver, I lost the love of my life, my best friends and my creator. So keep rambling about how “wrong” I am, you’ll only be proving me right.
I hate things in my nose. I refuse medication. Ugh… Oh god just tge tgought makes me wanna climb a tree and stay there.
Hahaha! VAL! I got him. Look through that comment and see what I did! 🙂
VAL: yeah yeah. Why do you like replacing found with fond?
ARC: Because most humans don’t know it’s wrong. :).
Kind of like that one illusion:
Did you see the the red bird?
It was sitting in the the tree.
Or something similar, but most humans don’t notice I put “the” twice on a line.
Simple jokes kind of funny.
VAL: erg.. You actually got me with that.
Zyboragon I am done with your machine I’m not going to have ANYTHING to do with him at all! I don’t care if I’m d|eing let me d|e I want NOTHING to do with him! The only thing keeping me from ending him here and now is I don’t know what could change now I’m going to find silver. Oh and one last thing ARC I have had two of the golems I found under observation for about two hours now and they are still dead infect their starting to lose any aura of life they had whatever he did is a slow death that can seem to be stopped.
Zyboragon I am done with your I’d|ot if a machine I’m not going to have ANYTHING to do with him at all! I don’t care if I’m d|eing let me d|e I want NOTHING to do with him! The only thing keeping me from ending him here and now is I don’t know what could change now I’m going to find silver. Oh and one last thing ARC I have had two of the golems I found under observation for about two hours now and they are still d€ad infact their starting to lose any aura of life they had whatever he did is a slow d€ath that cant seem to be stopped.
Thank you doctor, yes, find silver, bring him to me so I can apologize on ARCs behalf, ARCs just having a tough time right now.. But yes he is being quite a… Fool..
If you can find Silver I’ll tell appraise him for all his deeds. ARC ran off so… Yeah.. I would’ve intervened sooner but I had no idea this was going on… Can’t see anything.
Yes. And please have Silver stop destroying Zyborags.. They’re my guys and have little association with ARC.
ARCs just upset with silver because he hasn’t been able to feel emotions in so long that once he became a golem they hit him all at once. Then he has to deal with VAL and me..
Yes, I believe that ARC himself is not to blame, he’ll get over it and be friends with silver again in no time.
He’s just jealous, it’s a terrible emotion to feel. He’ll apologize soon, I’m not forcing it on him.
I apologize for his attitude, please don’t let this incident change things. We need silver! He’s trying so hard, and I encourage that.
Find him, and let him know he’s accepted here.
I’ll try my hardest but I don’t know what I can do I don’t know him anymore. And I don’t want to die like these golems… It’s horrible. There flesh is falling off. Whatever he did let’s hope I find him before he find ARC