1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
my werewolf friend is under strict orders to kill me if you try to take my soul mr. reaper
As I stated. I do not give back souls so I did not make this deal. the culprit however, I do know who it was.
I’m sick of this guy. Hey reaper! You realize that you can be replaced right? Under code 47 of the Reapernomicon is the Verbal Nomination Process. In which case I nominate myself. All I need is the vote of a fate god (silver) and a soulish voicemonger (Zyboragon).
Silver, what say we finish this without existance shattering?
woohoo! finally we can maybe be rid of this guy!and youll be a kind reaper right ARC?
To be honest he was never really this bad, millions of years of hearing things like “why did he take them”? Having to hear that for so long must have gotten to him. I actually feel bad for him. It says in his records that his first task was to take the soul of small child, from the dates written I can decipher that the child was five years old. Apparently, like all fate spirits he was a human chosen for this job, and this was the start of insanity.
Over the years he has done more and worse, honestly I can’t blame him for anything. He’s insane now, driving confusion upon us, he mustn’t gave this kind of power since he has such a fragile mind.
We must take his power before he can utilize it. I have memorized every page of the Reapernomicon so I am a valid candidate for this job. My soul will forever be linked with Zyboragons soul, so I am immune to insanity. Also… I heard that the job gets dental.
Also I saw your comment asking about the double negative, a double negative is when you use two of the exact same words to cancel each other out.
In your case you used two “not”s.
So if I said to this pumpkin I have somehow pulled out of nowhere,
Mr. Pumpkin, your stem is not a non-green color.
In this example I used not and non, where as if I had only us one it would imply that the color is not green, but with both words it means not a non green which in fact means it is of green color.
Same thing applies with your nots.
I accept on one condition put the doctor in a place where he will be honored
Wait don’t!! Your playing right into his hands!!! Thiers no way you’ll be able to handle that sort of power! The lateen will burst! The de@d rise from the grave!!!!! Don’t do it!
Um what power does he have mutt? He was a human chosen, are humans able to handle powers that I cannot? Silver has agreed so it is happening. In the event that the power does corrupt me I will already have obtained Zyboragpns soul. So he would be able to destroy me no?
It is happening…. I am the Reaper.
Silver how would you honor the doctor? And do you think you can help find a way to remove one soul instead of all of them?
It seems pretty magic resistant so spells might not work.
I don’t need magic I’m the spirit fox master I will just enter and remove one spirit I know just where to place him. Ishi has offered his body as a replacement for the doctors soul.
Don’t do it!!!!! You’ll open the door!!! I know I sound hypocritical but the de@d must stay de@d!!!!!!
Ok I can… Send him to the star where it will be decided if he can become a selestial body by the great one. It is a place for all heroes who have died.
You’ll release the souls!!! Please don’t do it!!!!
You’ve doomed us all.
The de@d shall rise from the grave
the door will open wide
evil will rise in a wave
heroes swept away by the tide
I don’t doubt you but I’m afraid that somhow the souls will escape. And the opening of the door…… that’s an omenous omen.
Silver, I do agree with you, but we must take heed to mutts warnings. I want Zyboragon out just as much as you want the doctor, but we must exercise caution. Let us think about a safe plan before you just jump and go.
Ok thinking calmly……. thousands of souls trapped into a tiny lamp. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH POWER THAT IS?!!!!! No you probably don’t. Okay remember all the power I absorbed and how €vil I became? It’s about thirty times more! The lifeforce of millions souls have more power than you could believe!!! If that lamp cracks it would release enough energy to destroy our galaxy twice! There is no safe way to get any souls out!!
There’s got to be a way!
Yes thier is one. And only one way to release a soul from the reapers grip. It’s an ancient and €vil spell. How far would you go? How much are you willing to sacrifice to get them back? How much are you willing to risk? I know the spell it’s in the hunter guide. But it would take more then one witch to do it. So decide, risk of enighilation or safety.
I am the Reaper and I have nothing. If silver wishes for the doctors soul back I will do anything to help.
Well then. What is silvers opinion? I said i would help and I will but this is a dark path. It would be best just to let them….. I would say rest but they aren’t. They’ll never be at peace in the lantern.
if everyone agrees, and you can gaurantee that i wont d!e, than i will help
thanks
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Dammit! They didn’t appear!
What just happened? Something happened.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? So we DIDN’T have to use mind manipulation to get our loved one s back?! Okay good! I didn’t like acting evil.
Oh great now we’ve got ms. Nutjobs opinion! So I suppose you want me to do the spell don’t you?
You call me Mrs. nutjob and you had a spell to release them this entire time?! huh….. AND IT’S GONNA BE MRS. MONTOYA WHEN LOGAN COMES TO!
Do you realize what the first ingriedients are? The blood of a doomed child. Tears of a broken couple. Do you realize how €vil this magic is?! I only wanted to use it as a last resort
Oh. I may not be able to do this magic 1. I’m probably not good enough. And 2. I want to keep a clean record for only white magic
I can do this without your magic just gimme one shot I have a replacement lantern of the doctors design that can hold the spirits of the dead I going to leave it in the rocks at the grand canyon go get it I’m going for a swim in spirits (I never thought I’d get to say that again last time it was really beer. But that’s another tale for another time.)
I meant to ask you earlier, but can I still call you silver?
Don’t you get it!!!! If you go in you break the seal!!!! At best the destruction is limited to our own galaxy!!!!!! I understand mrjaffa. This is something that shouldn’t be done but if I don’t then SOME PEOPLE will end up blasting us all into the dark ages.
Yes to Jaffa. mutt you arnt going to stop me I’m going in tell how your life.
spiritus mutatio spiritus colligat fac me unum mutatio
tu non praeteribit
for I am ruler of darkness kitsune god. You will not endanger us all.
tu non praeteribit
To late “god of darkeness.”
well now that that insane old reaper is gone and powerless, (talking about the reaper before ARC) i can inform you that im not actually XX. i wasnt about to tell some nutjob on the internet my real age. i am in fact, in my last year of XXXXXXX XXXXXX. thats year XX in australia.
— Edited by Seth to remove personal info —
Hail mrjaffa,
Policy here on the site is to not share personal information. Not with nutjobs or anyone else. Country is okay, that’s not too specific. but no ages please. Your survival is my survival.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
i know, but can i at least say im not a bratty little nine year old?
It has begun! The downfall of your kind! You want to see a nutjob? I’ll show you what I can do! ARC! Take this you rotten scum! Hahaheheeehaaha!
*cough,cough* àsshat *cough,cough*
Stop it. He can’t help it, he’s been driven insane. We just need to stop him, retrieve the lantern and then reform him. Mind you, he’s been keeping the planet organized from threats since the dawn of time.
Insanity can do this to you, if you were expected to take the lives of all ages from infant to elder then you woul probably be driven mad as well.
I just need to find him. He’s a fast mover.
Sorry tempestreaper. Does he realize that if he cracks that lantern it’ll kill him too?
He came at me, his attack failed but he made off with the lantern. He’s got a rock too… I think he’s going to break it….
Oh holy mojitoes!!!!!! Stop him!!! Wait….. a rock? That guys crazier then I thought. You can’t break that thing with a rock otherwise the souls inside would have smashed long ago! It takes serious magic dude.
Lol when you said dude I laughed. When I was at the park today, a hippie came up to me and said” hey duuuuude” ” have you destroyed any land duuuuuude?” and then fell into the to river
LOL!
I know! It was bloody hilarious
…..
He disrespected the river by his dirty peaaaccccceee thoughts.
Meh. But a mages firebolt can. Hes probably gonna light it on fire with a match or sumthing
I doubt even that could destroy it. This is one of the most powerful magickal artifacts there is.
Um I am the Reaper, I know how to shatter it. That’s why I’ve got Zyboragons soul in my hands right now.
Take one step closer to me and I’ll squash him like a bug.
reduc mihi ab inferis liberavit me a facie zyboragon
Hey let go that hurts dude oh by the way I got him YEEEHAAA. Now let me go 😈
I am the soul snatcher YEEEEHAAA oo I guess I’m an original now after absorbing all of the docs powers.
Crap why the hell is the ground boiling?!!! What happening Mutt?!!!! Rgdutfc
Yeah and destroy whatever continent your….. ohhh right crazy forgot right. What do you want?
What do I want? MORE POWER!! duh and the easiest way of getting it is to inject myself with dragon blood and get bit by a werewolf. I wont hurt anybody I just want moooooorre.
And you all call me crazy…
Crazy me? I’m not the one smashing lanterns. Mm I know how to fix this. I guess I just became the new lantern. I need some magic workers.
Silver BE CAREFUL!!!! Do you realize if that’s true you have enough souls in you to anihilate almost anything?!!!!
Yes I also know how much power it is I will be fine just call me if you need a power house I think I’m officially a Original
Don’t go crazy. I’m going to look for The Ome.
Don’t go down this road and what happened to the one?! But don’t do it silver it will cause more suffering then you want!!!
I thought ARC was reaper
I smell de@th. The ground the one was talking about is dug up like a badger warren. Something dug it’s way out of the ground……., something strong enough to steal the one……
Hold on and plug you nose it about to really smell like d€ath cus I coming.
And so you blindly go upon the path. Victory will be mine.
The grand storm is appearing, your all too late!
What did you raise?????? Whatever this thing is it ain’t a soul. What else was in the lantern? You used to have a purpose you used to do good so WHAT DID YOU RAISE?????????????
Umm this is a bad time to mention this but I happen to be surround by a cult of werewolves one of them is putting a I.V. into my arm oh and um the um werewolves all match the black wolf look and walk even the talk.
D@mn it thier shifters!!!! Hang on I’m comeing!!!!!!
Ehehehehehehee. It’s coming for you Mutt.
Ehehehehehehee. Darkness!
You have been infected with a plague, your doomed.
Fell my wraith.
World Series, perfect ending. Perfect closer. Eheheheheh.
No…. You couldn’t have released it…… It’s to powerful it’ll kll you to!!!! No it can’t happen gjfhj
darkness has risen
well less criptic then usual care to add anything? Aspirin must have…,, I’ll fight it to my last breath.
Umm bad news whatever was in that I.V. Is in me.
Duh, what are i.V’s supposed to do?
Ehehehehe. Mutt, I am the carrier of souls, it’s impossible for me to d/e. Hahahaha! Much like you know, Abstract was from the future and could predict your moves, don’t you think that the one who hired him knows more?
You shall not win. Although my main mode of transportation is gone now. Thanks a ton jerkw@d. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to save the world….. Wait for it…. Okay everyone at once now, AGAIN
Wow I feel incredible! Hey mutt this werewolves name is Jeff he can clone himself he says he injected me with his own blood. Cool!
God why does he have to be such a show-off??
No! Zyboragons Golem army is here! The Reaper is controlling them.
You… You… Destroyed him. You actually destroyed him….
I can’t believe you destroyed my pumpkin… I worked hard on that. You idiot! Arghh!
Now, i know your iinsane, but that’s going to far mr tempestreaper!
i see lightning. is it natural or is it supernatural, because it looks weird
HYBRIDS!!!!! Prepare for guerilla warfare!!!!! Oh sh|tzu!!! The de@d are comeing out of the ground!!!!!!!!
I’m coming! At the least maybe seeing the lantern will slow them… Ooo maybe ill wait I don’t feel very good. Oh I really feel sick.
I’m afraid everything has happened as I have envisioned it. But Reaper is right, I have inadvertantly betrayed you all. Espically ARC. It was I who is raising the Grand Storm.
I am ashamed. Reaper was also telling the truth, I’ve always been in control of ARC. When he was €vil, it was my doing. I cannot make this right, but before you judge me, know this, I had no choice, I couldn’t fight it.
I’m sorry. I cannot possibly seek your forgiveness, just know that I wouldn’t have done it if there wasn’t an opposing force that was stronger than me. I’m sorry.
Every action I have taken, has added more doom. I unknowingly continued. And now, the convergence is at hand. In reality I am truly the Devourer, I am Abstract. I should’ve known, I’ve betrayed you by not telling you this information, you might’ve been saved.
I didn’t know….
Now the final darkness is almost here. Our two races shall collide. I must prevent the past Zyborg and you know what that means. I will fight you to the last breath. One of us will fall. I do not blame you but I cannot stop what must be. You and I will fight. Your de@d minnions have been sent back. Now it’s only you, me, and our armies. Prepare for war.
No. I will not fight. I have started this unknowingly, I am not your enemy, destroying me won’t make a difference. I welcome my end mutt, I didn’t know I was causing it. But if you seek vengeance come at me. My army is under the control of the Reaper and has no weakness, they are unstoppable. Focus your efforts on the Reaper. Also, the lantern is a myth. No such thing, Reaper was using it to throw you off the track.
I may have caused this, but our real opponent is still unknown, he has the upperhand because he’s been making everyone do what he wants. He had me tricked and I’m responsible for causing this. No matter what, things are not going to go as planned, he will always be prepared. Well then mutt, here I am, take this sword, and end my misery….
Hahaha perhaps I am infected. De@th is to good for you. I can guarantee zyborg everything that you are will be washed away by the tide of €vil that will come. Mayhaps I’m dooming the world by not klling you. The fact is You will go darkside. It’s only a matter of time. But you know what? I really don’t care. You’ve doomed the world. The best revenge I can exact upon you is to make you suffer along with us. Oh and just so you know your army has one weakness. When turned into onions, they don’t turn back. Now if you’ll excuse me I must find The One. He can help. Also Fear has escaped from pandorica. The end is now and it’s your fault.
So much for your earlier statement ” I do not blame you”.
It is true that I have done this, but look, it could’ve happened to anyone of us.
I will take your desolate mercy for sparing my life. But unfortunately I do not quite understand why in fact you are treating me like I’m an €vildoer, you corrupted, if it wasn’t for the sacrifice I made you would be the destroyer. If you can turn the golems into onions then I’m impressed. How that is possible is unknown though.
Either way, we are not enemies. Like you were fooled by Abstract I was fooled by a greater opponent. I have shown you support. But I guess I’m to be despised because I did what everyone here would do.
Say what you want. I care little about your opinion of me.
No your just more forgiveing then I. I do not forgive. I do not forget. I have committed acts that I do not forgive myself and tears me to pieces. The only reason I fight is for those who I care about. You are stronger then me but I am crueler. I will stop at nothing to defeat my enemies but I do not forgive.
Wait just a minute!?!?.
TempestReaper… You are scum. Everyone, that’s not Zyboragon! He’s a phony..
It’s TempestReaper. Wait, there is truth, Abstract? Wait no! This is impossible? You can’t really be… Reaper… Why are you testing us with your mind games? At first I though it was just insanity but now I know who you really are…
Everyone, behold…. The one who’s been setting us up since the start…
How nice of you to join us at last, stop wearing your mask that is called TempestReaper and show us your real name. Come on… At last, I, ARC have fond VAL in physical form, the void has manifested at last. Zyboragon created me to destroy you VAL.
Since the start, the cults wanted to find VAL to unravel the power inside, in the base Zyboragon was in he accidentally stumbled on Saturns file telling him of VAL. We were set up again because mutt attacked Abstract, while mutt was trapped momentarily his powers got absorbed by Zyboragon who released the energy to destroy VAL’s seal. Unfortunately once again, we were set up when mutt reformed VAL became sentiment, and I was hoaxes into giving the Void Sphere to VAL. Soon VAL became a being, riled us up with the lantern and soul business, in which VAL went after the real prize…… The rod of Xuom. Now VAL is complete. I have been blind, this last attempt was to rile mutt up with “Zyboragon’s supposed betrayal”, thus absorbing the last bit of negative energy that still hid inside of mutt. And our friend the time kitsune has broken the link of the well of souls. Now VAL sits at the well. Absorbing the auras of everyone who has lived to end their time. The unde@d rising is because of this, and now the earth is haunted by the banshee.
I need a sword, I will stop VAL, she has absorbed Zyboragon and will use his power to destroy me. But as stated, only I can destroy VAL.
Lies, betrayal? It’s all happened. She knows I will fail, but I will still try. She had masked herself well. But that’s the thing about €vildoers, they’re only good at hiding.
No ARC, you won’t fail. I’ll cover you. I’ll make sure that nothing gets anywhere near you while your fighting VAL. This is going to be one heck of a battle. Saturn, Fear, Calamity, all the d€mons we never fought but now will. I have brought this on. It is my fault VAL came into existence in the first place. Also….. The…. The One stumbled into my hideingplace last night…….. They…. The b@stards cut of his wing!!!!!!!!!!! They will burn in he’ll every single one of them!!!!!!!! The One….. He is like a brother to me. I don’t know if he’ll survive. But you can count on me ARC to give you my full suport for this. As long as I get to kll FEAR!!!!!!!!
I will fight…
Ishi: master it is time
Me: time? Time for what?
Ishi: time to combine.
Me: combine?
Taglioso: yes I must agree with Ishi. It is time to call the kitsune together. This will hurt for a bit but we will fight valiantly!
Time to march, monsters v.s golems and und£ad, ARC v.s VAL and issusionary Zyboragon.
Battling all the horrors at once, and the only one who can stop VAL is me…
I am boosting the charge of my ARC L4Z0R. Perhaps blasting the golems with a laser equal to their own power will clear a path so I can enter the well.
Turning them into onions works. HYBRIDS! Forward March!!! Fear is MINE!!!!!
Actually mutt, if you turn then into onions they can shapeshift back, be careful, I think they’re trying to trick you. These guys are relatively good at turning into vegetation and foods.
I myself disguised as a potato to avoid being seen by humans.
Wait a minute….. Army of the de@d…… blood of Hades….. OFILIA!! Get The One here. Ask him if he can just do a small thing for us. Like sending an army of the de@d back to hell
I thought you said you would help me?!?!? I’m being attacked by……meatballs?????
Well I’m sorry as soon as I’m done fighting off Fear, Calamity, War, and Disease I’ll get right on it. Hahaha iPhone linked to the brain. Sometimes I suprise myooooowwwwwwww
That’s what Zyboragon did when he became a dragon, large fingers?
It’s okay, the meatballs were just blobs of acid, I’m approaching the soul well.
Here we shall determine the fate of our planet.
Once I go in, there will be no coming out. I need help, I need a force to prevent the £vil armies from getting inside. If they get in, VAL will grow her power.
I will fail, but I must try.
Ishi: KITSUNES WHO ARE LOYAL, KITSUNE WHO ARE BRAVE, PLEASE COME TO THE SACRED PLACE. THE GATHERING HAS BEGUN AND IT WILL BE GLORIOS! FOR OUR LEADER THE MASTER KITSUNE WITH COMBINE WITH US ALL TO CREATE ONE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!!!
ill shape my own chi intoas many chi soldiers as possible. i shall completely empty my body of chi. i will start tonight
Well arguing isn’t going to change it. We should stick together, we are survivors!!!! Now I don’t know about you, but I’m going to fight to my deàth
what the-? what happened? Mutt? Why are you…….?
Your soul was taken. Chauntelle wanted to kill me. You know, just the usual.
So dark? So cruel? So indifferent? Because I’ve been fighting for my life since I made the first morf. I’ve died for everyone and this is what I get?!!!!! I’m so ticked off!!! The darkness is in me so don’t expect my igghhf sorry about him. He’s in a mood. Ofilia and once I beat some sense into him we’ll be ready to help.
I just came up with this
Survivor apocalypse action plan
someone with angel powers summons us up a big blimp.we go around and pick up all remaining survivors (people on the site) and we all live in this big blimp and fight whatever is ending the world
Whatcha think? I reckon it would work in an end of world crisis. Should we allow people to bring family and friends on board?
Are you insane?
Flaw A: Humans are considered survivors! A blimp that could hold over 23 billion people? That would mean the blimp would need to be the exact size of all our continents in a single area.
Flaw B: A small blimp for us would probably be like putting targets on our heads for monster hunters trying to shoot the blimp down, and a piggybank for government agencies.
Flaw C: Unidentified Aircraft! Airforce would pick us up and then lower us to ground level or shoot the blimp. Angel powers or not, sever casulties are probable. And if we go to ground level they’d find us monsters and boom! Experiments! And then the blimp would be kept and used for higher ups and government officials. So we’d lose the blimp and be experiments.
Flaw D: Vampires, Werewolves and hybrids. Oh my! This would not end well.
Flaw E: Blimps are slow moving, picking up survivors would take so long that we would miss our chance to stop an apocolypse.
Flaw F: All the opponents that can stop an apocolypse are in that blimp? All together? Boom! Apocalypse happens with noone left to oppose our enemies!
Flaw G: Storms, we just got struck by lightning! Let’s fall and crash into a giant furball. Awesome.
Flaw H: Bathroom? Food? Water? Lots of crazy monsters hungry stuck in one spot?
Flaw I: Altitude based sicknesses.
Flaw J: Where do we put the big guys? The dragons won’t make things spacious.
Flaw K: One of us goes nutty it’s likely a fight will break out, making things difficult.
Flaw L: Fuel or another source of energy to keep it up forever.
Flaw M: There’s so manta flaws in your plan we’re at the letter N.?
And before you ask because I suspect someone will, yes I put we’re at letter n at the end. Indeed, because M was a fact in it’s self and I havent the time to give you the next flaws you have.
Okay why don’t the hybrids just shadow travel all you to the battle field? I have to agree with problem .d. it’d be a disaster. As soon as a fight breaks out all a hybrid has to do is bite and BOOM painful de@th.
oooh oooh OOOH! I want to help!
Yeah it’s a bit of a work in progress.
Sounds like an ark for survivors. But I’d be afraid we’d all get mad at each other. I gues we’d need lots of rules. I’d be ok if I had my own room. Would there be room on the blimp for my own room?
yeah, the angel could also shape it so we had a toilet and a room each, and the angel would be able to make food. zyborg, an apocalypse usually entails federal collapse, so the government probably wouldnt be able to k!ll us. the hybrids could shadow travel us onboard, so speed wouldnt be a problem. as for dragons i would empty the chi pool and let the dragons stay in there (if possible). it could be just for people on the site, and we could have a containment room for angry people or sick people until they get better. we could fly low to avoid sickness.
After an apocolypse occurs government agencies would target us, trying get ahold of the powers we have and technology too. Either way it goes, we will always been treated like monsters, not to mention that if you stop an apocolypse then governments would consider us to have taken matter into our own hands, and that is cause for liable retaliation. Either way we would be targets. Have you ever read superhero comic books Jaffa? No matter how hard you try to be a hero… You have villains trying to defeat you, even the police are after you for taking the law into your own hands. The same rule applies to us monsters, we have our heroes, our villains. Corporations defrauding us, the public acting like we’re all dangerous, then we have the government wanting the power for themselves. If an apocolypse is occurring there are means of forcing us to do the work. Trust me mrjaffa, it wouldn’t work.
In apocolypse we’d have crazy humans taunting us or even shooting at us. In apocolypse situations… The world goes to hell.
All those who should be de@d d¡e!!!!!! I command you!!! Hmm that sorta worked….., go! Shoo!!
Ah. There’s a force. Good work one. Farewell! I go now!
So here’s the score
Calamity dispersed
Fear dispersing
War disapeared
Disease on the end of my sword
I’m pretty sure I saw Ofilia fighting Saturn. I’ll have to find her. The One sent the de@d underground and started fighting. He’s next to me now. I’m not sure where stigma is. Last I saw he was fighting a zyborag. Also I didn’t see silver but I heard a large disfunction which I’m assumeing was him. The well is completely blocked off. Can’t tell if ARC is alive or not. It’s quite now.
St as refference my iPhone shattered so I’m typeing (ugh) on The Ones
Mutt Out
us: we have arrived now stand back and witness the full force of every good kitsune alive or dead.
Them: WE. WILL. FIGHT. FOR. YOU!!!
Enigma here! ARC gave me the iPhone before storming into the well and the grounds shaking again. Is anyone else burning up? It feels like its hot here. Is that lava coming up from the ground? Where is everyone? Gawrd! The grounds so hot my feet are being cooked.
Well that was fun. Lava, wonderful touch. Still not sure wether that was a result of battle or VAL messing with us. I’m going in the well.
Don’t bother whelp. I have what I came for, ARC is not going to stand in my way anymore.
No but we will.
All of us. Have you ever seen the combined power of ever type of kitsune ever? It’s hot stuff and cold stuff to and fast stuff and time stuff maybe with a dash of lightning to make it look cool.
Hardly, as you have witnessed I can withstand every attack against me, not that it matters anyways. Only foolish ARC can defeat me. Now then, corrupted embodiment of Zyboragon, ATTACK!
I’m dreadfully sorry, I cannot control myself. Stand away from me, she is using me as a trap. Get ARC! He’s in the well, enigma can resta..zzzbresaellllllllll.
Come here little survivors! I want a snack!
o_e FUUUUUUUUUUUUU——!
It’s almost Halloween! So many firecrackers are going off be my house! I am pretty sure that there is ACTUALLY gonna be a zombie attack in my neighborhood tonight. Good thing I re-watched all the Seth Vids so I know what to do. DID YOU GUYS? Be prepared!!
http://sethonsurvival.com/?cat=5
Sorry Scarly, too busy trying to an apocolypse. Remember knowledge is power, so the greatest weapon you have in a zombie invasion is your brain!
Wait… Maybe that’s why zombies want our brains….
Let’s finish this apocolypse so everyone can have a nice Halloween.
To battle!
Also, how are you Scarly? Anymore bullies throwing bats at you? I’m sure Zyboragon will teach them a lesson.
I’m a mechanized golem, but that’s still no excuse for excluding the word stop between an and apocalypse.
>.<
It’s OK Arc, I knew what you meant. Not more bats, but a firecracker just hit my window. Good thing I have my teleporter if I need to get out of here.
Careful with those teleporters, if your not careful your particles could move causing your body to reform in ridiculus or even dangerous ways. And if that’s not the case you might appear in an unknown place without a way of returning.
Teleporters can also give out harmful electric waves.
< Help!)
I’ve only been testing it on food and clothing so far – its just a last resort if the firecrackers or zombies get out of control. I’ll power it down so it stops giving you trouble, but just keep an ear out incase I need help!
Also, some teleporters malfunction and can cause cloning situations. Not that I’m implying that you should tamper with it so you can have a group of clones that do everything for you… One that does chores, goes to school, or even cooks or cleans for you…. I don’t think I’m helping. But don’t try it! The world only can handle one Scarly!
Muahahahahahahahaha
Multiple Scarly’s.
But I like being an individual.
ARC you and your army are welcome to use the chi well for healing, however if you dont want to, I will empty the well, so that I can create more chi soldiers
Arc, I will create as many chi soldiers as I can to help. I shall use Every drop of chi I can muster, I will start ASAP
Do not even worry about it mrjaffa. Only I can chase VAL into the abyss, I’m healed now (natural healing), all magical effects are disabled here.. Unless you have the void sphere…
I am about to enter to enter, the wormhole will close after I go in…. Enigma… Seal it so I may not return..
Ok then 🙁
Void sphere? Oh you mean this. 😈 I’m coming to help!
No the void sphere is what made VAL manifest into physical form, if you had it then none of thus would be happening. But ARC did it. It’s over.
Umm yeah about that the only way the combining of every kitsune is for me to be holding a void sphere.
Dragons, dragons of the night
Join this army, fight this blight!
Do you see this? Lava is dispersing! The clouds are returning to normal. The skies are clearing and… ARC was successful, my soul returned to my body, this means ARC defeated VAL!
The apocolypse has again been adverted. Just in time for Halloween.
I’m sorry my puppeted soul attacked. If I had been in a physical form I fear I might’ve harmed you more.
Now then, the golems are returning and have free will again, they will be living among us.
As for my planet…. VAL destroyed it. Sorry guys… You’ll have to live with me on your planet again.
I wonder what ARC is doing right now… He’s soulbound to me so I can sense him but… The signal is weak.
It’s strange though.. I still sense VAL too…. But her signal is different somehow..
Oh well.
Did my dragons help?
The price was to high.
Is stigma still alive?
I had a really bad day.
1. My sister was sick and my mom was going in for an operation, so dad had to stay home along with those two, making me the only one who had to go to work or school.
2. I think it’s not right that for four or five years my dad hasn’t let me go trick or treating, then when my sister wants to go and I don’t because I had just got back from danc and my back and knees were aching, he makes me go.
3. My bak and knees were sore because I have a Bone disease called oscarsclatus.
Sorry to hear that mrjaffa, no I don’t think the dragons did anything (what with the abyssal realm being sealed off and all). They did pulverize a few remaining und£ad minions though.
As for your troubles, stay positive. Always remember this: People tend to focus on the bad things that happen to them because they don’t pay attention to the good things, hood things are considered natural or even just strokes of luck. But bad things always show to everyone because it’s uncommon.
Think about the positives. It be anything!
Here’s a few things that I find good.
1. I breathe everyday.
2. I have the will to do things, I can get up every morning from my usual havens to accomplish goals.
3. I’m healthy.
4. I can fall asleep and clear my thoughts so I’m revitalized in the mornings.
Etc. The list goes on and on.
What are you positive about? Sometimes thinking about positive things can help you with the burden of the negatives.
It is true that when we keep our minds set on the good things we tend to overlook the bad, and then it’s not a problem.
Like for instance, I’m bleeding a serious amount right now but I’m a dragon again so I’m happy, and golems are turning good again and choosing humans to become golems. They’ll be picking up soon I hope.
But anyways focus on the positive. Now I’m going to pass out to blood loss.
I’m positive about, ummmmm….. Ummmmmmmmmm, my smartness, I think I’m decently smart, I know that 1+1=4 or a window. Have fun passing out! I’ll send you some healing chi!
Oh by the way, is it still going to be judgment day on November 1st?
Doubt it. Oh hey November is pretty much here! Looks like my original birthdate is coming up.
Woot…. Another year older.
Yay! Happy birthmonth to you,Happy birthmonth to you Happy birthmonth to you, hiphiphooray hiphiphooray hiphiphooray! For he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellooooow, and all the sausages took the bus
This is very serious mrjaffa, do sausages take the bus the now? How do they get up the stairs? How do they know when to get off? Can they open the windows? Who’s the driver? In fact, who would drive a bus full of sausages in the first place? If the driver turns on the heater then do the sausages sizzle? Do they leave a mess on the bus? Is the bus made out of a biscuit? If a sausage falls in the forest and nobodys around to hear it will it still make a noise?
Perhaps they are not really sausages , but silly people, who are often called “silly sausages”Perhaps I’m just crazy and should’ve taken my meds. Perhaps I’m just hungry. Or maybe they live in an alternative dimension where sausages eat humans
Hail Zyboragon & Mr. J,
Happy belated or impending birthday Z! Try not to get hit by the sausage bus! Sausage-bus birthday deaths are on the increase again I hear!
😉
Thanks as always for keeping on keeping on!
Seth
So many de@d hybrids. The One had his wings chopped of and I can’t find Ofilia. I found her sword. It was stuck in Saturns vesseles body. But no Ofilia……. Where is she?
THis is sad…….. What’s going to happen to the gods? Do they get replaced
The one, I think ofilia may be saturns new vessel
No Saturn was a Titan. They have been overthrown many times. I can not…… I will not believe she’s his new vessel!!!!!!!!
I don’t want to believe it either, but we have to accept it as a possibility
Why is it that after one apocolypse gets canceled another stupid jerk decides to attempt another one?
This is what pisses me off about being a good guy, every power hungry idiot has to test us. Saturn! Your time is limited!
Granted I said something else instead of jerk, thank you Seth, I was out of line. It’s just kind of frustrating.
Thank you for editing. We wouldn’t want to let the little ones in on our disturbing vocabulary would we? I’ll try to avoid use of cursing in the future.
Hail Zyboragon,
You are welcome!
I can certainly understand you being angry with them I mean after all stopping all those apocalypses can get pretty tiring. You are right survival needs to be family friendly, after all if kids don’t survive then what do you have?
Keep on keeping on preventing the end of life as we know it. Survivors everywhere thank you for their continued on keeping.
Seth
Why Ofilia? She was the first hybrid I made you know. She was being attacked by a bear. Why? Okay Mutt why don’t you just sit down and have a calm talk with this nice froidian Hybrid? He’s gone off the deep end. Saturn is a Titan. If we kll him he’ll just switch vesseles. The only way to defeat him is to lock him up, but now that he’s in Ofilia…… Let’s just say Mutt would make heads fly.
Saturns moves are predictable as always, if a body rejects it’s host then it can cause minor problems, of course this shows little threat to the new host… Now if you can find a way to multiply the body’s reaction to the host then it can send the host spiraling out of the body due to the shock of the resistance.
And what makes a body react more than natural instinct? And what boost ones awareness causing an increase in natural reactions.
I cannot help you anymore.
I am needing to prepare for another showdown with Ravenclaw.
Say hello to dobby for me. Okay so brain trying to process……. Instict hmmmmmm..,…, instict to kick my butt? Strong, very strong.
Instinct to fight back stronger… What does Saturn want? We have a plan
KITSUNE! it’s time to get a girl veeerrry POed!
Ummmmmmmm you may not want to do that. Have you ever seen her annoyed? It’s not something you want witness
I’m invincible for 10 days besides I’ve already started to act upon my brilliant plan
Invincible or not shell blast you back to Stonehenge. Have fun. To the bomb shelter!!
But what happens if we manipulate her anger so she realizes it was Saturn and make her target him?
Saturn go bye bye fast.
And now you have all your keys to the puzzle at hand.
Ever heard of the Demon Pit? If Ofilia has too much rage…. Then she can let her anger out there. Those aren’t demons that fit in with modern societies, so it’s more like fighting crazed animals.
HELP!! She’s after meee!
Your a kitsune, eat her anger based emotions! Or lead her on to aylttack Saturn.
Sorry, I tripped over a hill when typing the word attack… Hahahaha.
Kitsune! Feeding time!
I am the alpha male of my pack but I have been reviewing this site’s comments and my pack and I want to know is this world even safe anymore rampaging demons, power- hungry gods, evil packs of werewolves, zombie outbreaks, government agents, company workers that want control over the powers of other monsters like myself, blood thirsty vampires, etc. My pack and I will fight for good until the end, but will everyone else there are so many reports of evil and not enough good isn’t there anyone else with a proper mentality reply to this if you’ve got answers please!!!
safe? was the world ever truly safe? theres murder, stealing, deceit lies, r@pe and all those other nasty things.
To deny those claims is to deny life. You must’ve klled someone in your day. It is inevitable in our first transformation. Heh, even YOU, no matter how much you say you are innocent and haven’t, you have.
The world is never safe, we fight a threat everyday. There’s always been power hungry psychos wanting control over our world, the only thing we can do is fight.
I’m sure if your looking to join the fight then I’m sure you’ll be fighting in no time. But if I may suggest a name change? Not that I’m trying to be offensive, just most people with the name Lucian turn out to be £vil eventually.
Now for a quote so I can finish with a comedic ending.
“I’m not saying we’ll lose the war with all of the troops we have, but we do need someone to scrub the floor”.
~Some Recruiter~
No you not ssafe! Of course your not safe. Theres about a billion other things out there bent on d€stroying your world. But if you want to pretend your safe so you can sleep at night then yes you safe. But your not really.
Hail Lucian,
Thanks for checking into the site and welcome to you and your pack. It’s true there’s a lot more going on in the world these days but on the bright side there’s a lot more world. 11 new dimensions according to scientists. Exciting times indeed.
As for Zyboragon’s comments re: your name. He may have a point there Lucian. What can you tell us about you and your pack? I’ve always wondered about the naming protocol of different packs. Do you have a naming ceremony? Or do you name yourself? What’s the name of your pack?
Seth
Lucian, welcome to the site. There are lots of pretty crazy reports around here, but there are a lot of amazing survivors too. I am a werewolf named Scarly, and I fight for good and other survivors too. I hope you and your pack find what you are looking for here. I dont have a pack right now, so I am happy to see more werewolves. Have you watched Seth’s videos?
Nice to mee you. How big is your pack?
Scarly
I think some1 at school is a cyborg. He doesn’t seem to feel emotion, and today when we were reading he kept getting stuck on words. He would be saying “my belle ran ran ran ran towards the farm”
No, ‘y see, a cyborg wouldn’t do that because they don’t use CDs to play their pre recorded voices. And what would a cyborg be doing in school?! *point made* humans have that problem ————–> stuttering! <———————-
as seth has said though, many cyborgs have speech issues- it could be a glitch in his programming. besides stuttering is when repeating the first few letters of a word, he repeated the whole word several times in a completely monotone voice
And maybe he went to school to maintain his cover
You should ask a cyborg, or somebody who used to be a cyborg, is there anyone here who has experience as a cyborg? No? Alright well looks like I’ll have to do it.. >.<
mrjaffa I have never really had too many speech repeating incidents but I did sound like a special effect in media categories. When this student talks can you hear any types of signal? Most cyborgs have problems wearing there skin, if you look closely you should be able to identify our fake skin disguises, the best way to identify this is by examining color tone, even if the skin matches then you should be able to identify little lines showing where the fake skin overlaps the real skin. Also don't be afraid to examine the pupil, but try not to make eye contact. If you look closely you might see a dim red light, if you make eye contact or there might be problems.
Keep on the lookout for any odd connections this student has with technology.
Ok, will do! Thanks zyborg!
he has some lighter patches on his skin
Hail Zyboragon,
Thanks for putting the skin back in “skin job.” Awesome cyborg spotting tips.
Cyborgs are actually pretty diverse and of course they are improving all the time but inexpensive vat-grown skin grafts are a great way to know the truth.
As for the glitching-out speech phenomenon, it’s true that cyborg speech is more likely to “crash” and “lag” than stutter these days, but it does happen. In particular if he repeats more than just individual words and stutters on entire lines of dialogue this could signal a hardware malfunction.
Thanks for keeping on with your valuable insights keeping on with your valuable insights.
Seth
Ookay first off, welcome back stigma. Nice to know that you werent klled. Hi Lucian. Nice tosee a normal werewolf every once in a while. I’m a cloned hybrid so you get the drift. Ha € vil vampires you should have been around when the Original was here. Anyone here from Silver? Also I’m going hunting for Ofilia myself. I found Mutt with three bottles of non-alcoholic sparkling grape juice, 4 cans of coke and 7 bottles of mountain dew. In other words he’s trying to make his head explode.
Need to get new wings.
The One
The darkness lurks, stalking light,
Ever expanding against your might.
Fight if you wish, but you’ll be aware,
Darkness can come from anyway.
Steer clear the era of shadow.
Oh no, that sounds scary
Ohaio Seth! ^_^
I just wanted to tell you, that I haven’t died yet, thank god, and all is well! {if you still remember me. I hope you do.}
And I found a bunch of demigods, and a few new werewolves. I told them about this site, and their all gunna check it out. I hope they make it here!
But I just wanted to say hi! And stuff. ^_^
BIOHAZARD! *Flying Tackle, Stigma Hug of Love(And Doom)* ‘Yo Back!
oooooh stigma hug of love, chauntelles not going to like that! has she married you yet like she said she would about a million times? and does she still want to k!ll me?
STIGMA!!! *TACKLE GLOMP HUG OF RAINBOWS AND DEATH*
of course i remember stigma!! and you thought i went missing? o.o no~. and its good to know iv been missed.i missed all of you guys(and gals) too~! but i am back!!
and ill send that link over to my demigod friends. and there are no actually “dangerous” demigods, except this girl Maylis. she almost killed my bf. >.> but thats all i got for now!!
*STICMA!!! (sorry!! its dark in my room. cant really see the laptop keys that well TT.TT)
Who are you?
ohai Time Kitsune! i guess we haven’t met yet. im Autumn, or Biohazard. ^^ its nice to meet you. and i haven’t been on here in a while, so you couldn’t have seen any of what i have said in the past. ^^”
* STIGMA!!! sorry about spelling your name wrong! i havent slept in 2 days, so my judgment is off…
Hail Autumn Lupin,
Stigma X 2 @ you – minus the doom part of course. (You remember Stigma? He’s still – er – complicated. He has gone chimera on us.) Thanks for this periodic proof of life. But now what am I going to do with all these Missing Werewolf posters???? Oh well I only printed a thousand of them. As you may have noticed – you have been missed around here. The WWs have been strangely quiet which makes me think they’re up to no good.
Thanks for keeping an eye on the demigods. Their season is coming up here and there’s talk of a very dangerous eclipse on vampires at: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=599&cpage=17#comment-88330.
Have you identified anyone in particular we should be aware of?
Seth
Welcome back, we missed you!
What are the demigods like?! Are they scary?
Welcome back, we missed you!
What are the demigods like?! Are they scary?
thanks Scarly! i missed you guys too! and not all demigods are scary. some are really nice. im dating one actually. ^^
Demi-gods!! Great if you could tell them to point all celestial bronze and imperial gold and what not weapondry away from me I’d appriciate it.
ill be sure to tell them to do so Ofilia. but most at the camp i met them at are really nice, but they think im a demigod too! they think im the only daughter of Artemis.(the goddess of the hunt)
some of them are pretty okay with werewolves, but ill still tell them. ^^
I’m not a werewolf I’m just a hybrid who hangs around on the ww page. And the group I ran into was just plain rude! Herethey come into MY cave looking like they were just in a hurricane. I wouldn’t have minded but when they saw me they yelled monster and tried to stab me! Unbelievable.
O__O really? how terrible! im sorry! but i can tell you that the group i know, doesn’t try to hurt anything that doesn’t try to hurt them first.
oh and sorry for thinking your a ww. i havent been on here in a while, and havent met any of the newer wws and stuff. ^^”
Understandble, Hybrids are Ww Vamp And Angel rolled into one package. We can shadow travel because one of the first hybrids is sorta partially the clone of hades. Also a wîmp but that’s just me.
that sounds cool! and im sure your not a wimp.
maybe… your just deprived of bravery? i dunno. but nobody is really a wimp.
I believe Ofilia was talking about me. At least I’m not full of my self!
oh. well i bet your not a wimp either. ^^
im saying this and apologizing in advance. i have been kinda confused for the past week, and haven’t slept in 2 days, so if i spell anything wrong, or spell your name wrong, or spell your name right and think its wrong and change it so then its wrong then change it back again so its right, please dont take it as a personal offence. please. im not doing it on purpose.
oh and seth, have you heard anything from Ashpaw lately? i miss her.
Biohazard – do you know how to treat a werecold? It’s getting bad. I can’t howl and everytime I sneeze I transform. Help!
Scarly- hmmm…i dunno actually. NyQuil or another cold medication may help. and tea. tea should help. but i have a question, when you transform, are you in your human state of mind, or your werewolf state of mind?
and sorry for the late reply. one of the demigods kicked me out of camp, and i couldn’t get back in to use the computer! and talk about mean; i didn’t even do anything!! the girl rose just doesn’t like me or something. its not even her camp. =_=
As much as I like darkness and stuff we have a problem. Mutts drainig people. None of themhave died so far but it’s only a matter of time. He feels responsible for what’s happened and he thinks if he starts draing people Zyboragon will have to kll him. I’d try and stop him but…… He ordered me not to. I’ve tried to resist but his order is law. No hybrid can stop him. Please help!
What did I say? Oh yes we ain’t never safe! Ima coming!
KITSUNE? ATTACK!!!
The shadow travels faster at night,
You can’t run, you know that’s right.
When it comes you will find,
The end is near, you will be dined.
The shadow moves closer to the one in sight,
A prophecy dawns, the shadow cowards when faced with light.
Luckily for the shadow, your sun burns its last,
You better start running, you need to run fast.
The rest of your lives will be in the dark.
MEE?
No wait run?
Why does this have to be so cryptic?
In order to live one must run, but running is futile.
Oh Pauzzis, there is more to fear than you know,
The sun will burn out, light leaving like am arrow from a bow.
The freeze will take place, a cold lifeless world,
Only the strongest will survive, a new era will take hold.
Hybrids, Zyborags, Werechimeras, and d€mons. That’s who I’m putting my money on.
Dear Seth,
i scanned my dog, did all those steps and stuff…. And my dog turned out to be 92.94% werewolf!! i answered the questions fore him and for scan the finger i scanned his paw!
Hail ninniy116,
Thanks for checking in and for helping to keep the world safe by scanning your canine kin. You did the right thing. It’s now widely accepted fact that our good friend canis familiaris is directly descended from the same tribe as both Canis Lupus and Canis Lycanthropis ie: werewolves.
There are diverse theories about how it happened – every culture has a different theory – but in the end it’s all the same. SCAN YOUR DOG! And keep him away from the muffins. Because you never know when the next evolutionary shoot on the Canis tree will appear – Canis Lycanthropis Familiaris ie: WEREDOGS!
(Actually according to some cultures this evolutionary event has already occurred see: Mesoamerican and Egyptian sources.)
Incidentally what breed is he, for the record?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Seth,
My dog’s breed is a pug, and out of all the pugs i know, he is most violent.
The Half-angels soul rends
the angel war ends
the sun and the moon tear apart
life is stuck with a knife in it’s heart.
Haha so you to have seen the comeing end Zyborg? This is one apocolypse that we can’t stop. Not that I’d want to. Your right of course. Shadows do travel faster at night. Catch me if you can silver.
I guess I’ll just have to run faster then night. Here I go!
Kitsune, Kitune, take my heed.
Kitsune, Kitsune, grant me speed!
Time, time, faster then all!
Let me beat this before we all fall!
when will this happen
When will this happen? You ask to me,
It has already started, we pay our fee.
The key to survival is on the end of a dime,
A new era arises, it is almost time.
Huddle towards light, it will keep you sane,
It will help you fight against the shadows bane.
Mutt this creature is not you, you are amiss,
The shadow makes you look like bliss.
I will remain here, a ghost of the frozen world,
Five thousand years, until the a new sun takes its hold.
oh noes. D: is there any way i can avoid being frozen solid? whats the actual date?
wait a minute,
what the f*c***?
are we all,
out of l*ck?
Is m*tt taking w**d?
or d**king his own s**d,
c*z that is pretty crazy.
are his memories hazy,
are his d3m0n5 aro*sed?
like what happened at his ho*se?
Does he st*ll know that we are co*sins,
or doe$ he only remember that we keep f*ssin’?
I wish I was nicer to m*tt, old pal
and who the ***k was this b*tch VAL?
I know I ***k,
but what the *****,
we all are screwed,
and Hybrid food!!!!
Luna: Seeeeee-eeeeeeeth! comment awaiting moderation! un moderate it and I’ll give you a nice lick!
Leon: you don’t even KNOW the guy!
Luna: Still: lick!
Logan: may I interest you in a belly rub, Luna?
Luna: YEAH!
Luna: Seeeeee-eeeeeeeth! comment awaiting m0d3r4t10n! un m0d3r4t3 it and I’ll give you a nice lick! Naya doesn’t have to know!
Leon: you don’t even KNOW the guy!
Luna: Still: lick!
Logan: may I interest you in a belly rub, Luna?
Luna: YEAH!
Hail Stigma et al,
Your comments have been thusly approved. I’ll take a rain check on the lick though. Naya gets a little goofy about things like that.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. I am thinking about putting up a Chimeras page, got any tips or info to help me get started?
*yaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn* maybe tomorrow….
It’s too bad that golems don’t appear very often. So many people could actually be a golem, but I don’t know how anyone would be able to figure it out, golems are close to humanoids, the stone they’re made from crusts the dirt amd makes it flesh, (from dust we came).
Too bad, ARC was the only golem here. I guess my people are minorities.
What!!! This is an outrage!!!! Hybrids are two months older!!! I will have your souls hahahahaofg Sorry trying to keep nut job under control. Ofilia
Hail Mr. Mutt,
You’ll get a Hybrids page soon too but these things take time. This site has a reputation for supernatural accuracy to uphold, I can’t just go around posting information willy-nilly there is research to be done and experimental protocols to be followed. Not to mention pizzas to be delivered.
So you can help me out by letting me know if you have any info for the Hybrids page that can help me get it started.
Thanks and keep on keeping on.
Seth
I already posted info on the “what’s new about Monstrometer 2.2” page. Wait…… My mind is FREE!!! Original meet your doom!!!!
Hail The One/Mr.Mutt,
Oh yeah thanks for pointing that out. Lots of comments on the site these days sometimes gets hard to keep track of all of them. I’ll file that away and get started on those pages. Any more info that you have would be appreciated.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
We travel in packs, and can go throu shadows in one place and come out in a completely different place.
This may seem like an endless night
But the holy warrior shall grant us light
Arg! Voices getout of my head! I can’t tell what I’m hearing and what’s in my head! I don’t know who the holy warrior is but he isn’t restrained to one religion. When I picture him, on his shield is a radiant light, a cross, anda pentagram. And he not an adult he’s a child, who has blonde hair.
I also get the feeling the HE’S very mature, and would sooner read a book than play tricks on his family.
You that must be… It certainly ain’t me but I can give you a very simple spell to give you the ability to give us light.
cool whats the spell?
Ok you must take and capture exactly 30 lightning bugs. Next go and get some broth (any kind will do) mash up the lightning bugs and mix in some flour and glue. Then coat yourself with the substance if you are the right kind of person and have a strong hold on the magical forces it should work.
Ew! Can’t do that, lightning bugs are a sight few and between in aus, ic only ever seen them once
Where can you find lightening bugs, Time Kitsune? I’ve never seen one before!
Oh man if only I knew you we would so go on a date to see the glory of a bunch of lightning bugs. I live in Wyoming and I have seen a bunch of those creepy creatures. Grr if I had you email I would send you a picture. But thank to a 51 I can’t do any of that.
Hail TK,
If you email me the picture I can post it here for you.
seth@sethonsurvival.com
Keep on keeping on.
Seth.
Hail TK,
Thanks for sending in the photo. I put it into your comment above.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
TK that is my new fave picture. I really am glad Seth let you post it here. It’s too cold where I live for lightening bugs. I feel like maybe somewhere in the south would have them. I really wish I could have one as a pet. I’d name it Kyomie.
What would you name yours?
Zade its a name I came up with a long time ago and I figure it fits.
It’s perfect for a lightening bug. I wonder if I could program my teleporter to send us teleport some lightening bugs to us? Do you think it would be safe?
I wouldn’t recommend it they are fragile bugs.
Hail Scarly,
Time Kitsune sent in a picture of Lightening Bugs to show you so I posted it into his reply to you.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Lol, reading a ridiculous article about how dungeons and dragons is evil. Wish I could play this game, yep I be nerdy.
Being a nerd is awesome, dungeons and dragons for the win!
Would you play tabletop on the online game?
I guess it makes sense that they call D&D £vil, I mean, people that play it are just zoo much more likely to become crazed and dangerous lunatics. I mean I cam just see it in the newspapers, “man k/lled by nerds +4 mace of unholy might, victim suffered 25 poison damage every 3 seconds for 33 seconds”.
Yup, it’s even hard to be sarcastic about how “£vil” D&D is….
yea ive never actually played it, but i would love to, when i mentioned it to my dad e told me never to mention it again. 😥 i think cause his brother (my uncle) played it and beat him at it, so he hates the game, plus i cant afford the stuff anyway, just spent the last of my bday money on the elder scrolls V: Skyrim
Zyborgon, why can’t more people understand how fun it is to be a nerd? I wish people knew that nerds are awesome. I almost wish “nerd” was a category on Seth’s website, because they almost have to live in secret just like we all do.
The four best things about being a nerd:
1. I can play video games as much as I want.
2. I can understand all the jokes on BBT
3. I can spell antidisestablishmentarianism without seeing it.
4. Seth’s videos are even funnier and more interesting!!
But a werewolf nerd has to be careful these days!
Hail mrjaffa and Zyboragon,
Ah D&D such an awesome game. Graham and I have been playing it since junior high. So much fun. We’ve been a bit busy lately what with surviving and all but we still love it. I’ve been trying to find time to teach Sam and Naya how to play but so far not enough time. Anyways D&D is definitely not evil, in fact it can teach you some awesome survival skills.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
heres the link to the article.
hers the link http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.8.1.165438.1158.html
Thanks for posting this link.
I’ve created an unbreakable barrier to hold myself in until I calm down.
This Beatrice clearly has the wrong idea, I want to burn her.
I have the nerve to type some hardcore pg-13 language here, but I fond it would be a waste unless this ignorent little ********************** got to see the crazy ********** I’m writing.
We must teach these ******** a lesson….
Nevermind, I’ll just play Runescape for an hour and forget the whole thing…..er.
She made it personal! I’m a dragon who happens to have a dungeon.
another reason i cant play is i have noone to play with
Well I remember what I did when I played D&D, I owned a basement, I played the roles of my entire party, it was awesome. It takes a lot of skill to be the dungeonmaster and five other players ( sometimes more, up to 11 ) I had figured ways to add more players into the game (all of which were me).
You know, there is Dungeons and Dragons online, you might be able to play that, it’s free!
Although D&D can be quite complex… I wouldn’t recommend playing it unless you have lots of sit down time, and really comfortable soft seats.
I had rough stools, longest playing record was exactly 67 hours 32 minutes and 14.45249022121 seconds with no breaks. A wooden stool is not comfortable at all!
I’ve truer to download d&d online, and my computer isn’t strong enough. Do you have any suggestion to make it faster??
Anyways… D&D is complex, why don’t you go browsing on the web for a Mmorpg? There are lots of free ones. (Including Dungeons and Dragons online).
I only play computer games in my human form, inside my lair, amongst my treasure horde I have a special computer made by me, for me. Not even ARC could access it…( still haven’t heard from him or VAL).
Crazy, I haven’t played a game in ages. It’s lifechanging…. Oops back to saving the world.
I still want to show the writer of that D&D article who’s boss. Perhaps I could kidnap her, put her in my dungeon and show her that it’s not bad. (remind me to hide the skeletons and the ashes… burp*).
I smell treasure hunters! Perhaps my goblin minio…. Um nevermind.
I would just like to state I do NOT eat people burp* and/or have an army of goblin minions at my disposal, yes Gobluk you may go, and I don’t have any treasure either!!! No stacks of gold or anything!!
Gobluk: Ooh shiny!
Zyboragon: Shut it.
I know d&d is complex, thats why I like it, and I’ve got plenty of mmorpgs, but my computer isnt strong enough to handle them all, and I’m restricted by *ugh* limits. Ive been listening to d&d podcasts and videos so I know abit about the rules. Do you know any ways I could get a group of people to play with me? Who knows, maybe in high school there will be a group
I’ve been asleep since Halloween. I think someone poisoned my candy with sleeping potion! I missed three whole days?! What kind of creature would do that???
So I’ve never played D&D, but I like RPGs. Should I try it?
yeah, but the stuffs expensive, its fun though, cause you get to choose what your character says and does, theres no cr@ppy prewritten text or even story
What are your favourite games Mr. Jaffa? What games do you think best suit a werewolf?
no idea. my favourite games TES 4 oblivion, Tekken 6,minecraft, dungeons of dredmor, and the sims 3. what are your favourite games scarly?
I really like BioShock and Red Dead Redmption and Little Big Planet and God of War. I love playing games, but I am never very good at them and my brother always beats them first and ruins the endings.
I think it’s pretty cool that Red Dead Redemption has a Zombie edition. Lots of things are going zombie these days, even Pride and Prejudice. guess they’ve all be watching Seths videos.
Do you ready books? I kinda want to be an author some day.
Really? OMG, me too! I love reading, I’ll always remember the day the teachers told my mom I was an amazing reader. Or the time my teacher made a new reading box for me because the other books were too easy. And when a different teacher got me a year 6 book when I was in year 3 and I told him it was too easy.
Thats great. People don’t read as much as they should. Maybe you should write a surivor handbook? That would be pretty cool! What is the best scary book you’ve ever read?
NO! The best game in the world is…… M-M-M-M-M-MINECRAFT!
NO! The best game in the world is…… M-M-M-M-M-MINECRAFT!
chimeras: not too sure myself. There are two types: Alpha, and Beta. If you haven’t guessed it yet, alphas are regarded higher than Betas. Alphas are the type of chimeras that are fully formed, four headed, fire breathing, poisonous, winged, and (surprisingly) swift beasts thanks to lycanthropy. Their hides are as strong as any material. Alphas can also suck the life essence out of someone (because of vampirism). This makes them stronger. Alphas also have the ability of picking a hybrid form. Betas, on the other hand, only have two heads: the one on top, and the serpent. The top head has a lions mane, The horns of a ram, and the muzzle of a dragon. Their skin is covered by patches of scales, fur and hair and is also durable. Betas have the ability to breath fire, spit poison, and fly (They have scale wings). *note* Most infected become betas than alphas. to become my child (become a werechimera) your blood must be purely humane. The type of chimera you become, is related to you genetics. Remember, chimera bite cause repressed healing, and can cause you to lose your supernatural-ness for a while. You may also get voices with personalites. They are the different heads of chimeras. Now, my children…… Going for a midnight snack……. hahahaaaa……
Oh yes, Hybrids are Sooo much creepier (cough cough) alphas and betas? Interesting…….. I don’t want any of them biteing me. Hmmmm numbers of heads….. So does that mean alphas are smarter because they have more heads or just more chaotic????
Which has done more damage? me or my army?
Which is the most strategic?
Mutt, sometimes I really don’t get your sarcasm.
And you never will.
Least your not a pure werewolf. One bite from either of you and I’m done for 🙁 🙁
What are you Enigma? I am a full werewolf, but I haven’t had a transformation in a couple months. Is it possible for werewolves to hibernate?
Okay uptill now I’ve only revealed a little bit about Hybrids at a time. Well now here’s everything absolutely everything about us. First off becomeimg a Hybrid. To become a Hybrid you must be bitten by a Hybrid. People may be able to be born Hybrids but we as a spiecies have only been around like four months so you get my drift. Anyways after being bitten the bite mark will start to burn. Then it’ll feel like lead was poured into your veins. This is perfectly normal and only lasts about a minute. Then your heart stops. Then you start to grow wings. And to complete the process you turn into a wolf with wings. Transformation can take a minute or five days. Not quite sure how that works. Abilities are, speed, strength, flight, transformation, venomous to vamps, ww, and angels, mind control, shadow travel. Hybrids travel in packs of three to four with one alpha. We will die from the following causes: exposure to sun without a day ring, stabbed through the heart with a stake, stabbed through the heart with a silver knife, beheadment, and blood loss. To identify a hybrid who is not morfed look for: pale skin, wings, and people suddenly walking out of shadows. One more note of interest is that when Hybrids are dying they can sometimes meld with the shadows around them and then come back to life at a later time. Warning. When that happens the Hybrid let’s off a massive amount of energy. Enough to incinerate the one who stabbedthem for example. Okay I’ve said everything there is to know about Hybrids. I’m done.
still can’t believe you shot down my chopper gunner in mw2…… I didn’t like that.
Hello ladies, look at your man, now back at me, now back at your man, now back at me. unfortunately, he is a human, but with old spice, he can smell like he’s me. Look down, back up. Where are we? We’re riding a chimera. With the man your man can smell like! What’s in your hand? Back at me. It’s an oyster with a vial to wechimeranism! The vial is now diamonds! you see, anything is possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady. I’m eating a horse. ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chimera!
What? What’s mw2? And what’s with the chimera add?
Mw2 is a first person shooter army game. It is very fun. But black ops is better, and so is oblivion, and skyrim when it comes out
Were bite poisonous not eating poisonous. But I would like to discourage eating us seth. Probably not a good survival strategy.
They’re burning me!!!!!
Delicious.
?????? I wanna taste mutt too!!!!
Stigma two of your thugs thought it’d be funny if they roasted me. Guess what? NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
where are you? I’ll save you!
You think that after all I’ve been through I can’t take care of two idi0tic werechimeras? They found out what a dangerous enemy your shadow can be.
heyll no! get your hands off me!
whats happening? and also does chauntelle stll want to k!ll me?
D@mn it!! It’s Hybrids. A fight between a group of Hybrids and Chimeras and me and Stigma caught in the cross-fire. Drop him!!
Mutt, I don’t think our races like each other. Just got attacked by a pack of your…. Animals. Though we’re related, our factions don’t agree with each other. Lock us together in a small room, one (if not both) of us will go insane.
Animals? We are a lot smarter than animals!! Besides look who’s talking Mr. Poster child for multiple personality disorder!!!! D@mn it your right! Historys freaking repeating itself. Werechimeras and Hybrids are turning out to be the new Vampires and Werewolves. They didn’t bite you right? If they bit you that’d be bad.
LET GO OF MUTT! THOSE WHO DARE STAND AGAINST ME SHALL PERISH!
Scuse me. Pardon me, coming through, oo watch you head. Hi stigma, hi mutt I’m right here in the center of the arena. What ever you do don’t take anything you feel in the wrong way I’m currently invicible and I can’t wear clothes to be fully invicible.