1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Nagol: HAHAHAHAAAAA! I have succeeded in transplanting the capitalization from the L to tha N!
logaN: Nooooooooo!
Congratulations, now meet up with us at the ritual grounds.
Hey ARC! Ever fought your shadow? Die!!!!!!
I gonna kick some tail
Kitsune kitsune here and there
Grant me power to heal the tear
Kitsune kitsune I know it’s time
To act, to fight, to COMBINE!!!
Hello all
I will help with the fall
Of these villains
With something that pertains
To their destruction
Now follow my instruction
Find the tower
There you will get the power
To defeat them.
Kitsune. Doomed to speak in riddles. Oh crap do you mean…..? Who’s up for Chicago style pizza?
Fiddle faddle
Riddle raddle
It is time
One must find the rhyme and activate the power from the tower.
The One, you just blew ARCs cover, ARC was trying to get close to id. ARC was going to use the super weapon on id/mutt so that we could bring back mutt, Zyboragons gift was giving ARC control of ARCs mind. Now we have to find him again.
Not really neccisary ARC. The One was carreing my super ego. I’m really Mutt and not pure id. Good lord the last thing I remember is jumping in the void. Where the doc and zyboragon? What’s happened?! I need info.
P.s. ARC if you not €vil as indicated by the third person speaking, lay off my second in command!
Mutt? Docs… Dead. Time traveler page details.
Um ARC speaks in first person when evil. Tell ARC what you want ARC to do. Zyboragon absorbed the energy after you came back evil. Zyboragon then exploded in the void and is currently in a heavenly dimension, and the doctor went insane after his girlfriend the kitsune got klled. He gave his powers to Silverand is currently locked in a box.
ARCs comment is still not posted yet…
hey, do you guys know the difference between black and white magic? (i do know the difference, just testing you guys) good luck
😀
Generally black magic is means to rebellion, revenge or even just for fun, white magic was ideally used for healing the sick, there were some slight difficulties, according to some ancient texts, magic was primarily based on two things, the main being religion, black magic was supposedly the work of a devil or demon of some kind. White magic is what people believed ancient priests or holy men possessed, it was the work of the divine or spirits. The second magic basis was Zodiac signs. They can be misleading and translated several different ways, sometimes the months got mixed in translation so you may need to research who can do what.
There are also texts that say white magic is just human will, strength and power while sickness, plague and other bad things were considered black magic.
ARC is a skeptic and generally a very apathic ARC. So ARC doesn’t really believe magic exists. Then again ARC can’t believe in anything in feelings or emotions.
So tell ARC mrjaffa, any of these texts even slightly cover these “supposed” powers?
Mind you ARC only knows what these books let ARC know!
they pretty much cover what it is, basically black magick hurts someones free will, and white magick doesnt. for example if a love spell is used and it just makes a person have a small crush on you, it would be counted as white magick but if it made them break up with their partner and come halfway across the world then its black magick. also ARC, the reason i believe magic is real is because your sending your will out into the universe. its no harry potter hocus pocus, its usually rituals and stuff.
Herbs and power. Everything has power it’s just a matter of learning to use it. And herbs are helpful.
Lol i remember the time i put a fatness potion in my cousins drink
It hurts. The pain is unbearable. Zyboragon! Why do you do this to ARC? We are on the same team you fool! What do you mean fear is the only way humanity will survive? Wha? What? That cannot be true! No Zyboragon! Don’t do it! Please, your strong enough to prevent the powers from manipulating you! Stop it! All is lost, there is no stopping it. ARC is corrupting. Please, don’t let him take ARC. There is no stopping DARC! Hahahaha! Zyboragon you fool! You think you have won? DARC will prevent you from seeing daylight again! Hahahaha! Zyboragon you fool! You think you have won? DARC will prevent you from seeing daylight again!
Hahahaha! Zyboragon you fool! You think you have won? DARC will prevent you you you you you you you from seeing daylight again! Zyborborborborborborboragongongongon you fool! fool! You thinkink youou havavave wowon? wowon? DADARC wilill preprevenvenent yououou fromom seeseeing dadayligight agagain!
We are boned.
Awwwwwwwew why do people keep going evil 😐
Logan: okay, what the frik is going on here?’
If we knew we’d probably tell you.
Miss me anyone?
Logan: ZYyyyyyyyyborrggggg!!!
I’m not quite sure if that was a good ZYyyyyyyyyborrgggg!!! Or a bad ZYyyyyyyyyborrgggg!!!
Either way, hello stigma!
If your not €vil, welcome back. If you are then prepare to get a spiritual reducation.
I missed you! HI!
we should have a party because zyborgs back
Kitsune specialty party
But cannot do partly becuase
I am excited at the return of a hero
And so I say bravo but
A problem is at hand
That will demand me attention
I must find the tower
So the one who is worthy can get the power.
dont worry we couldnt all do a party anyway, we`ll have a web party!
Party party come quick
I love to be in the thick of it.
whats with the rhymes?
I made the combine
And now I must rhyme
I am and I am not kitsune
See you soon.
o…k? a little confusing but i think i get it.
Confirm my fears
is it the…… Now ya got me doing it! Okay is it the sears tower or what?
Sears is full of fear
There’s a tower full of power
Could sears be the source?
Why of course it is one source
But only as an activator.
Okay seriously this is crazy. How many towers full of power are there? Has it already been activated? Start rhymeing!
Time to rhyme
There are many
There are few
There may only be two
Do I know for sure?
Um…no.
Wonderful.
Excuse my absence, I was looking for someone known as “the modern age vengeance bringer” apparently he has stolen the headless horseman look.
Okaaaay is that scary? Dude with a Jack o lantern head…… Not my image of scary.
Not really scary, just another simple threat of some psychopath who klls people around Halloween. As Seth has stated before that working on smaller problems can eventually lead us on to solving the bigger problems, or even just refresh someone who has been
d£ed on means of combat. Either way this guy needs to be stopped. I will be around for the big stuff, we just need some threats to go away.
Ok guys, I need some help catching up again – I was in the hopsital yesterday. When I wasn’t looking, something pushed me down the concrete stairs. When I got up there was a note pinned to my back “Survivors Beware Eh. Cinquo. Uno” WHAT do you think this means? I really can’t handle more injuries – thank goodness i’m a WW and heal quickly. Anyway, I am OK – have to wear a stupid cast, but I should heal twice as fast as anyone else.
I am planning a WW meeting for tonight. Once the sun goes down, I need all WW”s and partial WW’s to go outside and howl at the moon. I want to send a survivor message accross the nation – we are sticking around. Can you guys help?!
ill be listening for the howls.
are you a kitsune?
How would I know if I am one?
i was talking to silver, but if you have tails and eat emotions than your most likely a kitsune.
Oh, definitely not. Do we think Silver might be?
I think he did some sorta spell that turned him into a half kitsune.
Only part? I’m the kitsuneleader otherwise known as inari.
I could swear I just heard something say “BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINZZZZZ” and i am now slightly scared
ok, WTH just happened to my name
Ah zombies, don’t worry, zombies aren’t to feared unless they are in large numbers. I myself originally being a zombie cyborg have communicated with these guys. Believe it or not, zombies are actually really nice and most of them are libertarians, I’ve even met one that was holding a Nadder sign. Which leads me to believe old Ralphy is a zombie, but wait, he’s an environmentalist? Hmmm still why would zombies support him if he’s not a zombie… this raises many questions.
Ok thanks, some research I have done leads me to believe my sister was playing plants bs zombies, which made the noise. What would happen if I tried to talk to a zombie? I mean a full zombie.
Mr Jaffa, if you’re going to talk to a zombie, make sure there is a barrier between you. Sometimes the can be pretty reasonable, but if that hunger pang hits, or they are just less aware, you could be toast, and then you’d either be totally eaten, or become one – and we like you the ay you are.
Be careful and take SNACKS!
Or you could Zappa them. Or severe the cerebellum or…….
But if you DON’T want to kill them – would a taser work?
Logan: Soooooooooooooo hungry!
Ram: stomach rumbly!
Drake: why haven’t we eaten yet?!
Leon: ‘Cause SOMEBODY is too lazy to make breakfast!
Luna: I vote we start with ram, he doesn’t really have a brain, so he won’t resist until we’ve cut his head off!
Serpent: agreed.
Wouldn’t be easeir to just make breakfast then TO EAT YOURSELF!!!! Eat a deer for crying out loud.
All: MOM TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!
Did you guys see this? Has anyone ever been to a sasquatch party?
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=2768
Hey guys – Lets write Survivor Haikus for Halloween!! Like a SOS poetry slam! But Haikus are only three lines. We could play Haiku tag! So here’s a start
Dry leaves under foot
A grave wind brings a new threat
Survive my brave friends
For the next Halloween Haiku, I tag….. Stigma, and ARC
oooooooooo haikus! i once won a competition for those. mine got shown in a museum 😎
That’s SO awesome! Post one and tag the next person who should write them!! Be sure to respond to one off their comments telling them its their turn!!
Logan: uhmmmmmmmmm………
Luna: Scarly, can this wait darl? I seem to be the only one out of the six of us who remembers who nagoL is.
Drake: who?
Hail Stigma,
In the immortal words of Drake, “who?”
Maybe a recap is indicated here. If Drake can’t keep track who can?
Keep on keeping on my fractured friend,
Seth
Seth I tag you
You are to do a haiku
Good luck buck.
Hail Silver,
Thank you for the tag:
Bite attack at Costco
A child vampire on the loose?
Samples go uneaten 😥
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=2814
Keep on keeping on! Tag for anyone Hallowe’en Haiku!
Seth
I have taken the golden lantern back from the horseman. And now I must return to the heavens. Farewell friends, I will be back. If I am need you can call me, just say “O Tempest, where art thou” three times to a mirror in the dark. Then you will see me again.
ARC will stay here, if he starts referring to himself as DARC, then he will be a problem. That is when you need to call me.
Haha, making ARC do a haiku. Sorry Scarly but some cyborgs (like I used to be, ARC us pretty much my clone) don’t get the urge to do poems or anything like that. You’d be amazed that when you talk like a Macintosh you lose the rythem and rhyme of words. Thus ARC has told me that he forfeits your tag. With all due respect of course.
We accept binary poems with ones and zeroes.
ARC does not like poems! Poems make ARC angry!
/sigh in that case, don’t write one. Definitely don’t want anymore anger. I tag Mr. Jaffa, ready to right another award winner?!
With all due respect Scarly, it’s just not one of ARCs favorite things to do.
No problem. Just don’t want anyone to get angry. 😆
im on it
My wings are tired,
the migration is ending,
at last we can land.
not as good as my other one but i think it`ll do.
It’s great! I’m quite impressed. Now tag the next person!
i tag whitewolf alex. if you can type well enough after being stabbed in the arm.
Oh cmon.. i suck at them.
I’d love to hear one of yours anyway Alex, even if it is just a silly one!!
Here’s one to get you going:
You are a whitewolf
Balancing Skill and Power
With an Epic Howl
Can’t wait to hear more!
Hail WhiteWolf (Alex),
Oh please, WhiteWolf
Grace us with a Haiku
It will be awesome.
Seth
Ok, if you can tell me the rules. Last time I did a haiku was in 3rd grade…
It has to be 5 syllables in the first line 7 in the second then 5 in the third.
Please stop bugging me
I dont like me for writing haikus
I dont want to write
….Oh mai gawd I suck
Oh Hai WhiteWolf (Alex),
Your Haiku about not writing
Is very awesome
Seth
Oh the power of the words*sniff sniff* it’s beautiful 😥
—————————————————————————————————
“Oh what a beautiful morning”
“sssssssssss” “boom!”
“oh sh!t. Better start rebuilding”
Hail WhiteWolf (Alex),
I just want to tell you that your Haiku is awesome! Thank you so much! 😎 😎 😎
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Oh cmon.. i suck at them.
Sorry! If you can’t do it then I tag pauzzis
Naaw, I just suck at haikus and poems, amd writing…. 😳
have fun in the heavens! i wonder what its like in there. lol i can just picture him zyborg up there chilling on a pool chair, eating grapes straight from the vine
Hahahahaha! Not quite how it works, you see, before one can fully relax in a heavenly dimension one must first be atoned for all crimes that were committed. Zyboragon mentioned to ARC that he must go through many more trials, that is why he came back, to hunt down that evil horseman and return the golden lantern. Every little good deed is another step closer, which is why he can be summoned by saying his name in the mirror three times. Or you can do his “O tempest where art thou” speech in a dark room with a mirror. Just don’t use it as a joke, Zyboragon is a nice guy, he shouldn’t be tampered with.
Ok ARC
ARC! What would you do if you got locked in a shed, and all the cyborgs were around the outside, chanting poetry and the person who pushed you down the stairs was controlling them remotely?
…just asking.
I have no clue, I believe that I would just self destruct in that kind of situation.
But I’m a golem now, so I combat be referred to in the same cyborgic state I was in.
There is much work to be done, golems are starting to pop up all over the world now.
We can even hide ourselves so we just look like boulders or big rocks around here.
It is going to take awhile to get used too, and I miss flying.
Not to sound like a jerk, but couldn’t I have the one who turns into a freaking dragon? Zyboragon. Pfft….
Also since we are guardians, beware on November first. There is a large trial coming, some of you may met “those who judge”. Judgement day will soon be upon you. Will you be ready?
Judgment day？ I’m scared.
Your messing with ARC? €vil can’t be said anymore? This makes ARC angry.
Who’s messing with you ARC?
Your comment is awaiting moderati0n.
That’s what’s messing with ARC!
I have to agree, that’s a pain in the áss
Sounds like fun.
I think so Silver – wanna take a shot at it?
Yup.
Youll have to tell me how
I have never done one till now.
Ok It’s super easy – it doesn’t even have to rhyme. It is one line with 5 syllables, one line with 7 syllables, and another line with five. Here is one example about you:
Silver mystery
You never see him coming
Surprising and smart
I think a halloween or survival theme is best.
Montster mystery
Friendly and deadly
Sneaky and deadly
My education is lacking
My school was slacking
So I am not very good
At finding the sylables.
Haha awesome!!! I like it! Now tag who you think should write one next. and reply to one of their comments too, so they know what to do.
😀
Seth is who I chose
He is to use
His inventive ability.
Oh Silver the wise
Sorry I’m so slow with Haiku
Forgiveness I request
No prob I don’t mind.
Logan: wait a minute, weren’t you cursed and can only rhyme ‘yo stuff?
A curse it was
But controlling it is easy
Unless your sleazy.
If it was in code
it would be in binary.
But it’s in English.
This is lots of fun.
But I don’t know who to tag.
Who needs to be tagged?
I can continue.
But I won’t hog the spotlight
If someone wants it.
Tag me again!! I have so many more!! 😆
I tag you Scarly
It’s your turn for a haiku.
The spotlight is yours
Edit: the second line should be changed to: it’s your turn for a haiku.
I was tired when I typed it.
I am a cyborg
Which means I’m part human too
I can make mistakes
Hail P5t5r,
I fixed it.
Cool that your apology
is a Haiku too
Seth
ROFLCOPTER
… yes I went there.
Seth
Soneone pushed me of my freakin roof, then stabbed my arm with a nail that has a note on it!
What did the note say?
Not exactly sure, kinda hard to read.
Annoying.
Mutt, before Zyboragon left again, he asked ARC to give you a golden sword of the heavens if you were willing to accept it. There’s also a mini-gun here of you are willing to accept it.
your minimutt, if you choose to accept it. LOL 😆
oops i mean minigun
your minigun, if you choose to accept
Sure weapons of mass destruction always welcome.
erm… why were you on the roof? should i look out for some1 doing this to me?
Hail WhiteWolf (Alex),
Now that some time has passed have you been able to decipher the note that was stabbed into your arm with the nail? I suspect that it might be a very important clue.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Are you OK Whitewolf?
Pushing is a Crime
Punished with years of served time
They were out of line.
I wonder if its the same person who pushed me down the concrete stairs and put me in this cast?
ARC missed that part. Scarly are you okay? Do you need protection?
ARC I need help until my cast arm heals. It’s blue but I don’t think it has special powers.
Yeah but it probably was the same person. 👿
Yep, it was probably the same person.
But yeah im ok
Wow, your really good at haikus, scarly! I smell Shakespeare. No seriously, where is that coming from?
No, I just really like writing. I’m really bad at math, so I guess it balances out.
I like to write movie reviews in Haiku form. Hahahaha. I wonder what Seth’s personal hiaku would be. Any suggestions for good words to use?
Stigma goes crazy
Ofilia is a pain
Mutt is reforming
my hiku or whatever. Happy Halloween everbody.
Happy Halloween The One!
Nice Haiku! Who is Ofilia?
She WAS Mutts third in command. The first hybrid he created after the Doc dissaster. She was on the lepercaun front of the void wars and admitadely….. Kicked @ss. But when Mutt went bye bye the Hybrids split into lots of packs. She stayed long enough to tell me it was my fault and punch me in the face. Currently she’s snickering. Mutt had me bring her back because she’s was one of his best fighters. He’s currently reforming after blasting apart. So I’m stuck with the wicked witch here.
Hey scarly how are you? I can tell you how I am HORRIBLE.
Why so horrible Silver? Can I help?
I’m still wearing the cast so not perfect, but OK.
I am standing out in a forest in my birthday suit and no invisibility so unless you can get clothes to me your not much help… Sorry snappish just lost everything that made more then just a human other than a pack of kitsune that refuse to follow anyone but me.
I’ve been experimenting with a teleportation device that the cyborgs left in my yard. Want me to transport you jeans and a hoodie?
So long as there are guy jeans.
About the powers I guess I could fall back on my specialized sword skills.
So long as there are guy jeans.
About the powers I guess I could fall back on my specialized sw0rd skills.
Yes they are my brothers. And the hoodie is grey and black striped. Did you get it? I also sent a samurai sword.
Yes thank you very much.
That would be excellent About the powers I guess I could fall back on my specialized sw0rd skills.
That would be excellent. About the powers I guess I could use my specialized sw0rd skills.
That would be nice About the abilities I guess I could go back to my specialized s\/\/0rd skills.
Would you please?
Hail Scarly,
I am thinking maybe something like this for the Official Haiku of Seth:
Your survival is
My main mission in life.
Keep on keeping on.
What do you think of that? Maybe you can make it better…
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Whitewolf, it’s your turn to write a haiku. If you can type well enough after being stabbed in your arm. Should I look out for someone trying to push me down stairs or off a roof?
Don’t worry mrjaffa, if someone tries that JUST KICK THEM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS!!!
Whoa, ARC needs to stop syncing with the internet. It confuses ARC where that came from.
Lol I don’t have energy legs, but I could direct a lot of chi to my legs which will probably have a similar effect
Oh boy! This is humorous to ARC. ARC just received two signals from two different apparentments nearby, ARC heard this: ” Luke, there is another Skynet”. ARC actually fell out of the sky laughing. ARC is fine. But do you know what this means? Starwars + Terminator = TermiVader! Gahahahaha!
I don’t get it
Okay, don’t BARC at ARC, ARC doesn’t like the DARC. Do not MARC on ARK either, ARC knows what you werewolfs do. Don’t PARC near ARC and come christmas ARC will sing HARC the Harold angels sing. Until then you just got the best ARC can do in the form of rhyming. So don’t be a NARC! And watch out for that ARDVARC!
Alright Scarly how did ARC do?
ARC, DARC, flurry hurry
Oh man I hate it when someone has a name that rhymes better than mine
What a line you got.
What’s an aardvark? We don’t get those in Australia.
The Aardvark is a medium-sized, burrowing, nocturnal mammal native to Africa that resembles a pig.
Excuse ARCs lack of an extra A, ARC was in a hurry at that last part. It can be hard to fly and type, especially when flapping your arms.
Granted ARC has wings due to ARCs angelic side, but you need to move your arms in the night sky or they might freeze on you. And having robotic parts does NOT help. Thank goodness ARC can set ARCself on fire! ARC has been referred to as a meteor though so ARC might want to stop that, humans would freak out if they saw pictures of angelic shadows inside the flames of a “meteor”.
Okay Scarly, ARC doesn’t like haiku’s but ARC will show you what ARC can do in poetry.
*pops knuckles*
It was a cold, dark, night,
Not a person in sight,
Then came a figure from out of the mist,
A sight so peculiar one might insist,
It was a cyborg, lost with his past,
He was a total outcast,
As he walked down the street he saw a red glare,
He ran to find it and fond a dark lair,
Inside were the screams of a werewolf in need,
He ran down the steps with great speed,
He rescued this monster from a terrible fate,
Their friendship got bonded, not a moment too late,
As they ran off they fond many more friends,
No more werewolves would meet their ends,
Then the cyborg fond something awesome,
A site slme might say is rather Grawsome,
He enjoyed the site and liked everyone alot,
He wasn’t one to be forgot,
He almost poisoned earths water, a terrible matter,
But the doctor was there to make that plan splatter,
And don’t forget about brave Mr. Mutt,
He fought to the end without even a cut!
The void then got sealed, our heroes had won,
Their sacrifices made shall not undone.
And as Halloween approaches, leaves falling in the lawn,
You can almost hear Seth saying ” keep on keeping on”!
What do you think? Once again ARCs not great at poems or rhythem, but this is the absolute best you’ll get from ARC!
That’s really good ARC! 😀
Erg! How is it possible that ARC is making typos? Cyborgs don’t make typos! This is going to drive ARC crazy! ARC is such a failure! Argh! ARC is not fit to be a cyborg!
Don’t worry ARC, everyone makes typos, cyborg or not. Are you using an iPod? Because they are very difficult to type on.
Zyboragons IPhone, Zyboragon never seems to haveva problem, and he’s a giant freaking dragon! One of his fingers literally covers up the entire phone!
Erg… Oh well, Zyboragon has a fun game on it so ARC doesn’t care.
Daily routine: SOS, obtain energy via food, SOS, game, SOS, travel to new location, SOS, Facebook/twitter, SOS, game, SOS, food, SOS, Travel, SOS. Repeat because 24 have passed.
This is my daily routine: wake up, eat breakfast get ready, go to school on weekdays, get home eat afternoon tea, go to dance or boxing depending on the day, SoS, Facebook and YouTube, eat dinner watch TV go to bed, go onto SOS on my iPod till about 1 o clock in the morning and then go to sleep
ARC! I am so impressed!! I just saw this now. How can you say you don’t like poetry when you are so good at it!
Also, thank you for posting it. It made me happy to read it!!
Don’t you ever say ARC is good at poetry! EVER!
Zyboragon: Remember Scarly, ARC is a cyborg, he doesn’t have the knack for rhythm. The fact that he even made the words rhyme is nothing short of a miracle, when your code is based on ones and zeros you can’t develop the same flow as choice words. So ARC logical mind is very sensitive about these things.
P.S no you can’t tag me.
ARC: No Zyboragon, if ARC had to do it so do you!
Zyboragon: But I just recovered from my injury from Hailey’s comet….
ARC: Too bad, make a poem for Scarly.
Zyboragon: No!
ARC: Yes!
Zyboragon: No!
ARC: Yes, you will make a poem for Scarly.
Zyboragon: ARC, you know who your giving commands right? Remember I CAN destroy you.
ARC: That would be a bad idea….
Zyboragon: Want to try again?
ARC: Err… No reason to destroy ARC! ARC is making joke!
Zyboragon: That’s better, now delete all this.
ARC: Okay!
Zyboragon: ARC!
ARC: Fine… I’ll do it.
Zyboragon: I must rest.
ARC: Hehe… Sucker…
I bloody knew it! You posted it! You always stop talking in third person when plotting something. Erg… Fine! I’ll try to make a poem. But not a haiku, I dislike haiku’s.
You saw were in the comet storm? That’s what I called it. One came and smashed into the area near me. When I went to check thier was nothing thier except a strange mark on the ground……..
I laughed my àss off when I read this
Perhaps I can’t remember this because it’s been nearly a year, but ARC had wrote a story poem about me? How did I miss that??? Or have I just forgotten..?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before…….
So I’m not the only one.
Arc??? Zyboragon whats happening?
Doesn’t it just suck when you find out that the girl you like has a boyfriend. 🙁
Yup
Hey guys (and girls), this may be a little personal but what’s your biggest fear at the moment? This may make me sound a little girly or something, but mines falling into the friend zone with, kaitlen ( a girl I like) although it’s a little late for that, and she already has a boyfriend, so theirs not much else I can do.
ARC knows no fear, but ARC is a clone of Zyborg and before Zyborg was a cyborg he had arachnidphobia. So ARC assumes that ARC would have the same thing. ******* spiders. With their creepy legs crawling quickly across the landscape. Ugh!
Ugh! Spiders. I dintlike spiders.
Spiders are awsomeful. Carnis. Carnivel workers scary.
Um. ARC once was at a carnival that was attacked by zombies, zombie clowns. Ugly menaces to society. ARC suspects that Zyborgs zombie side shows in ARC, they did not attack ARC but did strike up conversation. ARC thinks it should’ve been freakier.
Probably the Iceman (search it on google images if you dont know who that is, I hope the right pic pops up.
Being alone makes me moan in fear.
dont worry silver, we are always here for you. as long as were alive youre never alone
Mr Jaffa my best friend was *just* friends with her BF for a year before they started dating. Now they are the most calm and relaxed and happy couple I’ve ever seen. I think its because they were friends first. Don’t be scared of the friend zone!!
Also my biggest fear is getting trapped on a really high pedestal with no walls to lean on. That’s weird.
thanks scarly. Lol, now that i think of it being trapped on a really high pedestal with no walls to lean on would be scary!
Logan: anyone here like to play…… MORTAL KOMBAT?! My favorite character is… Okay stuck between human:Smoke non human:Scorpion.
Luna: human: Sonya non human: Mileena
Drake: human: Liu kang non human: Barracka
Serpent: don’t really play
Ram: Goku!
Leon: I sleep almost all day, so I don’t play.
Sub Zero and Scorpion. ARC must find Enigma and play again.
Uhhhh scorpions human. He’s just wearing armor.and smoke isn’t human.
Logan: Noooooo, Scorpion is a skeleton underneath all the stuff. And smoke is part of earth realm. He’s a human
Whaaaaa????? Ya know what, never mind.
Smoke is a ninja assassin who was turned from a human into a cyborg in the Mortal Kombat fighting game series. BOOM! straight from the mortal kombat wiki! he is a human the alternate timeline, which came out in 2011, however it was clearly stated by the dvelopers that the first one is true. also smoke is art of the netherrealm
I like sub zero and the guy with the sharp hat ( o can’t really remember his name) I also like barracka
Logan: The WEIRDEST thing happened to me earlier! Okay, so I was walking home, right? And I saw my friend Chauntelle Walking too. So I came up behind her, and scared her out of her wits! Problem was, she was walking with her brother. He pushed me to to the ground and pulled my head and neck apart and started to BITE me! The little git wouldn’t let go for a full minute, and suddenly relaxed his grip. I would’ve bitten back, but I was too busy trying to stem the bleeding. Chauntelle looked at me with a worried look. I gave her brother a considerably rude gesture (finger-wise) and walkied home without saying another word. My mom wanted to get a sample of his saliva ( Yeah, my mom REALLY cares about me) and do all kinds of tests and stuff to see if his bite was poisonous or whatnot. Wait, gotta answer the door, I’ll finish later.
Oh crap. Hope it ain’t a hybrid.
Logan: It was Chauntelle. She says I’m “infected”. What should I do?! I’m sitting in the restroom. Thinking about it. The wound hasn’t healed yet, which is strange, because I have fast regeneration. WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Okay several options
1 you were bitten by a zombie. Unlikely
2 you were bitten by a werewolf or vamp. Doesn’t explain not healing.
3 you were bitten by a hybrid. Pray that the chimeras strong enough to fight it.
1) is unlikely. I don’t really think zombie’s can walk next to someone and not eat them. But this is not out of the realm of possiblity.
2) You said hybrids poison the fully fledged beings they are part of, right? So it should be healing, as you said. This one is the unlikelyliest of them all.
3) A hybrid? But what kind of hybrid? What hybrid can poison a hybrid of like 4 creatures, like me?
4) Maybe we’re going about this the wrong way. Oh gawsh. I have to vomit…….
I’m back. ( more tasks from heaven ). Unfortunately I know little about what kind of “infection” you could possibly have, what kind of monster is her brother? If I know what kind of monster it is, I might be able to make a vaccine. ARC: Zyboragon potions FTW!.
Zyboragon: That’s what you wanted to type ARC? Took you thirty minutes!!
So let’s see. We currently have:
A mysterious new virus.
Effects:
Prevents Healing.
Vomiting.
Stigma, please keep me notified about symptoms, if you feel a little dizzy, don’t shrug it off and please tell me.
Effects not only help me identify the virus, it helps me prevent the spreading of infection.
Although maybe we should quarantine you, you may be a danger to your family if the virus starts giving off side effects like rage, fear, or even if it just starts to make you crazy.
O….. Kay… He’s a he’s a he’s a. I confused. Uhhhhmm. He’s about 5’4″. Wait. No! He turns into a…..? What?
Your part werewolf stigma. We are poisonous to werewolves.
Mutt mutt mutt
You don’t have the…. Oh good I got into a habit… Gut to not tell me what’s going on???
What do you mean??????????
That is the question all time travelers get must I translate?
I mean tell me wtf is going…wait no hey guys HELP MEE!!!
Who are you? Don’t you remember what’s been happening?
Ow ow ow I was attacked I need help I am lying in a pool of my own blood someone find me I need help. He…he tried to killll me.
Ow ow ow I was attacked I need help I am lying in a pool of my own bl00d someone find me I need help. He… he tried to killll me.
Ow ow ow I was attacked I need help I am lying in a pool of my own bl00d someone find me I need help. He… he tried to k!ll me.
Nice pool. Let’s get you out of here.
I can’t move it hurts. Ow
I could try and heal you or I could turn you into a shadow and materialize you somewhere else. It’s possible I could lose you but I really don’t want to stock around. What the he’ll attacked you?!
I don’t know what happened I just know it nearly killed me. I don’t care what you do just help please i am not invisible and I think I have lost a lot of blood.
I don’t know what happened I just know it nearly k!lled me. I don’t care what you do just help please i am not invincible and I think I have lost a lot of bl00d.
Ok. Why aren’t you healing?
I guess this is the end…I get last words though so I will call upon zyboragon.
This sounds bad
Kind of like…
Ok Jaffa take this curse off of me
So I know its not time to rhyme, see?
what curse? i didnt curse you. although im pretty damn close to cursing a kid at school
or do you just want me to take it off you
Take it off of me
I need it gone see?
I’ll try to find a spell. I’ll be back soon
Silver I’ve got a spell , but I need to know who cast the curse, when it was cast, and where it was cast. This info is crucial! I cannot do the spell without it
Umm it was June 16 1994 the wizards name was (he’s dead now I went time travelling) murlious. And Cheyenne Wyoming right next to a kum n go with a mikky ds to the left of it.
Thanks, I am now going into a deep meditative state. Please dont interrupt me as it could hurt me. Alot
Done. See if you can speak without rhyming now.
What do I say?
You don’t need to say anything I’ve done the spell, but can you talk without rhyming?
Hmm yup. I love u… Never mind your a guy
thanks silver, and thanks for giving me a chance to practice my magic.
or do you just want me to take it off you
sorry about the avatar before my email adress was wrong
I’m dizzy. I feel like I’m going blind. My ears are ringing. My werewolfiness is leaking. Ugh…..
No no no this can’t happen!!!!!! I can stop it!!!!!!!
Mutt… I’m sorry. I’m sorry I wasn’t a… Please. Heh, youknow what’s weird? We’re… We’re related! My dad…. Wasyour mom’sbrother………
No, wait….. My mom was your mom’s sister….. Yeah…. After my mom was bitten….. Your mom thought she d|èd…
Well that explains why I wanted to save your life all those times even when you looked like you were €vil beyond belief. Witches have a strickt family code. And that’s why you ain’t dying!!!!!!!!
Sorry I’m late in responses, I was fighting against enemies I’ve never encountered before, they have wounded me, but I won the war, I cannot describe what they looked like, they moved fast, really fast. They had a rather unworldly essence about them.
Other than the fact that I now know I do in fact bleed, I’m still able to do things, so… What’s the situation and how can I help?
Oh Cr/-\p hes back I am trying to fight but I’m losing…. What do you want???
You stabilize stigma! I’m going to help silver!!
Roger that.
Hur oh… GraaahhahahaYEEEHHAAA holy Cr/-\p that feels soooo good I’m not dying. :hiccup: mmm dragonfruit.
Here here lemme see how I can help
Ahha.
Silver, be straight with me. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is what’s known as a gaylor I kinda got on the bad side of an entire clan.
Dude if thiers an entire clan after you……… Bye!
Not really.
Yeah the clan leaders duaghter and I were dating until one day when she misteriously died the king found some of the clothe I use to cover my face on her body and it was found she had been… R/-\ped and so the king assumed it was my fault.
Oh goody. Well considering it took to of us to kll ONE FREAKING CREATURE!!!!! I’d say we are boned to the 297th power. Also about what bit stigma. Any of you ever hear of a hellhound?
Hellhounds? Guardians of the link between life and d£ath? The hounds that prevent those of recent passing from returning to the realm of the living? The freaking dogs that move through walls, stay lit on fire and are oftain used as tools for finding things for rituals of crazed abominations? Yes, I’m being chased by them for returning from heaven. You think one might have bitten stigma?
Well thiers lots of spook stories about if you see them thrice you d¡e so why not poisonous? Thier deadly and nearly unstoppable.
But that would mean I am on #2 with the gaylor
Yeah the gaylor are direct decedents don’t ask me how please
They also need a guardian otherwise they’d just start tearing humans apart. I think stigmas friend may be the guardian. In which case going after her would be folly because the hellhound would probably rip our throats out and if not then it would go on a klling spree.
Status report?
Umm running actualy hoping that the gaylor haven’t built… Oh snap they did gotta go.
Can’t confirm much, as Iheaded towards stigma these guys ambushed me again. It would help if I knew what they were, but they move way too fast, even when I used a slow motion camera. They can harm practically anything, and like all of our experiences, their attacks disable regenerative abilities. They attack me in groups, now my question is, why are we being targetted now? At the same time, there must have been something or someone to iginate all these attacks.
Could it be Saturn again?
I’m resuming my goal to cure stigma. Keep me informed of anymore setbacks/attacks.
Darn!!!! I need to be in two places at…… That’s it! Yo One! Wake up!! Yes you stop napping!! The One: wha? I was sleeping. The world can end tommorow……. Me: get up!!! I need you to help silver while I go to stigmas and check things out. And that’s an order! The One: yes oh fearless leader. Right away. (grumbleing noises) when he’s up he’s perfect but getting him up is a problem.
Um… Why is ARC eating dynamite?
He’s your cyborg dude.
Yes but, I noticed his comment a while back and I just now started questioning it, ARCs weird but eating dynamite is weirder. I would ask him myself but, he’s not around me.
Though ARC is my clone, I don’t recall having a taste for blackpowder.
maybe dynamite tastes good?
It hungers……
seth, how come i saw you on family biz? and also it says your real name in the friends section
mrjaffa, you must keep quiet about these things, sure we all know “Seths” real identity but putting something like that might lead to someone finding out more than they need too.
And just so you know, google is a powerful tool. DON’T GIVE PEOPLE IDEAS!
Sure you can find anyone’s name via Facebook or twitter, that’s why we have to be cautious! I recommend Seth deletes your comment before that information reaches the wrong hands!
Please take into account that if he goes down, we go down.
Now tell Seth your sorry and follow my lead, “your secret is safe with me, Seth”.
Please refrain from doing this in the future.
Sorry Seth! your secret is safe with me
I honestly thought he was the guy from zombieland….. Whatever
Columbus, Tallahassee, little rock, or witchita? Which one
Little rockof course 🙄 Columbos jese!
Oh I figured witchi… Oh great there back sees yah
What do you mean by I figured witchi? I removed a curse from you, and half of that was a warning! 👿
Please disregard my comment that is that is currently awaiting moderation, when you said witchi I thought you were talking to me. Sorry!
And also the thing about the friends section was meant to be a warning, it came out wrong 🙁
Yay keyboard iphone cases!
Help I seem to be trapped in a tube I can’t see everything but there seems to be scientists and one of my kitsunes here. In fact that’s Ishi!
Where r u dude?! I can’t sense your shadow. Something must be blocking me!
I can’t tell. My invisibility is gone
Okay I’m just going to start appearing in random places.
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Whats happening zyboragon?!!!!!
Sabotage! One of stigma’s personalities is attempting use serpents venom to poison out the others.
This is not only a bad thing, but it’s internal! The only thing I can possibly do is surgery! Not that my expertise is lacking but having dragon hands is a bit inconvenient at times. There’s also another problem, because he is a chimera, they are all connected, and because they’re all sharing a body some parts that should be in some species have been placed in different places, the venomsac for example, if I attempt to remove that from stigma it could unknowingly be connected to lions brain. Chimera organs are very sensitive and misplaced, for example, most records of chimera battles stat that the fighter aims for the heart, but he doesn’t hit it, because it’s not in the middle of its chest. This may be a problem, if I accidentally remove something and one of stigmas heads di£s, then the rest will unfortunately go as well.
Why won’t any of my comments be posted grrrrrrr!
mrjaffa, Since your first comment seemed to have needed M0deration, your second comment included the word m0deration. And from my experience, you can’t say that here.
Ok thanks!
Did you no that there’s a club for being a WW?
and a vampire club, even though they suck, and a club for pretty much everything that’s abnormal.
Guys… Hi I have surprise… I’m… Normal… I have a group of field kitsune followers but that’s all… I’m not even INVISIBLE
We’ll just have to call you Kitsune master! Seriously though ho did thishappen?
I don’t know one minute I’m in a tube and the nests I’m b|_|tt n/-\ked in a forest surrounded by kitsune.
Hail Silver,
Try to keep on here! I will relay your info to the kitsune page for advice stat. Meanwhile, maybe the fact that you are “normal” will help. Kitsune are known to bear a grudge vs certain werewolves but generally avoid contact with normals…
Er but what’s with the tube? What kind of tube? Does it taste minty? Then luckily it’s not toothpaste. Do you have any other clues?
Okay nevermind. Linking to kitsune page….
Seth
Umm the tube was clear as crystal the liquid was flavorless think bacta tank star wars.
Umm the problem isn’t kitsune it’s the fact that they have no reason to remain with me and yet they do.
I have no powers I have NOTHING I lost my family years ago I lost the doctor I don’t even have any CLOTHES.
That’s definetly a problem. Wish I could solve it but honestly I have enough problems keeping myself alive. I wish the doc were still around……
I miss the doc too! I’m sad now
I got tackled by a frozen giant on my way from the heavens, it was Hailey’s comet. It stings and made me have quite a crash landing a strange concrete planet, I left quite a mark. That planet was barren and was complete concrete, anyone know which planet that is? Either way it hurt, so I’ve been knocked out for quite some time, you’d be amazed how things can sneak up on you when your in space and can’t hear anything.
Also the driver didn’t have any insurance so he/it ( I think it was a he) gave me what I believe is a pack of gum.
The wording on it translate roughly into hurbergizzlegar…. Pretty tasty gum though.
I’m geusing that it really really hurt. Am I right Tempest?
Yeah, it hurt alittle. At least I got iced right away.
Well at at least your still alive.
Actually no I’m not. I Absorbed lots of dark energy from a dimension known as the void, then I exploded in the void to seal it so it couldn’t reach earth. So I was taken to a heavenly dimension, before you can enter you must be atoned for your crimes, this I am back on earth. So in theory I guess I’m more of a spirit now.
These things happen. Hehe I know what fate is ahead for all hybrids…… Nothing absolutely nothing.
I’m srry to hear you had to die to save people but at least you still comunicate with the living via ARC or however you write on this site.
He’s very much alive currently. Just not really.
I still maintain my form. Don’t worry.
Ummmmm… Would someone tell me wats going on?
Names Ofilia. The One decided to just go spirit and fight someone so I’ll answer from what I’ve been told.
Okay guy named abstract tried to destroy the world by opening a dimension known as the void. That’s what started what we’re revering to as the Void Wars. The spiecies known as Hybrids and werechimeras were created then. Anyways the Original hybrid Mr. Mutt destroyed abstract absorbed the power and ……. Blew up. Then the power reformed him and Zyboragon took in the power and was destroyed. Now he’s back on a heavenly asignment and I’m bored. Haven’t fought anyone for HOURS.
Ofilia
Ok then well at least im a little more up to date now thanks. Hey does silver still have a group of kitsunie ( i think that’s how you spell it) just following him.
Nvm it’s kitsune
Wow this realy sucks. I don’t know my own powers. I have no guidance that’s my survivor haiku.
Good news! I have just been acclaimed worthy of living in the heavenly dimension! They even created a planet just for me! I am no god, but I am the king of those who inhabit the planet Zyborus!
It will be just out of reach of Earth’s solar system. I don’t want to be too far from home, anyways, a new race of my kind will arise, we have become different forms of beings, Just call my race Zyborags. Their are plenty in number, we are a species that I suspect will soon reach earth.
ARC is no longer a cyborg, he is also one of us.
It was fine knowing you, ARC wishes to remain here, the Zyborag race are just like ARC and can only be finished by me.
More details about my race, and what we all look like will come later. I must begin work on my planet.
It is weird no longer being a cyborg, but what am I? This is all so new to me… And I can feel.. Actually feel things! Eureka! My first emotion is joy!
But wait, if Zyborus is our planet then does that actually qualify us as aliens? No… We were born on earth.. This is all so weird… Zyborags are interesting, our forms, no fur, no skin. We have some sort of rock element attached to us, we are like golems, but made out of a biological rock, is this even possible? Still I know nothing of my own race, Zyboragon! You better come back with answers!
Wait? We can even form ourselves to look human. Interesting. Simply amazing!
Congratulations. Say you said they can only be destroyed by you what about inari? I’m sure I could come up with something to at least slow them down, right? Or Are they totally invincible? Oh and congratulations again ARC I pray that you will love all of these fine emotions. Say anyone got a dayring or a watcha macallit ring oh and maybe some kind of a pad I can wear over my cross I love that cross and I want to keep wearing it.
Ahhhhggg I’ll make a day ring for you vamp. Anyone need to be beaten up? Please?
Gimme a ring and you can beat the snot outa me.
Awesome! Double bonus cuase all I have to do is imagine one and it’ll appear. Iuvgh Damion is way to powerful to be de@ d. I can only shield Vee and Bebe I need help quivyj get out of my head jer|{!! Okay i’m going to make you a day ring and then beat up a vamp. Your spared.
Congrats! Tell me, can zyborags do magick?
More info on Zyborag race:
They are just golems from the planet Zyborag, they can be defeated the same traditional way as a golem can.
Yes, some can cast magic, some can shapeshift. Some humans are starting to feel their golems wake up.
Benefits:
Super strength, body that is hard to penetrate, magic/shapeshifting, fast runners.
They are not done yet but I’ll post more later.
So vunerable to iron swords and other weapons?
Not really, but I could probably provide scrolls that make a weak spot appear so you could use those weapons.
There’s alot of different things written about golems, it’s taking me time to figure out ways that you could defeat one while still making them indestructible. It’s more complicated than it seems.
You’ve got to be kidding!!! What happens if one goes €vil?!! Are we just going to sit on our thumbs and wait to be rescued? Sc€w that you need to give someone you trust a weapon that can kll them in case they go insane and starts klling people!
Ofilia Blackwolf
Your request will be taken into account, but Zyborags are guardians. We do not corrupt easily. If one goes €vil then every Zyborag will go to end whatever it he that the €vil one is planning.
Although, I will make Zyborags weak to items on earth, give me time, they are not fully done in the creation process.
Good one LND!
I love seeing all these survivor haikus. Anythign I can do to help with the guidance?
?! You know what?! I’ll just send them after you. If no one can help him, there’s no point in living. I lost everything… Why should I hold back?…….
Ohh woops yourtalking to the one who doesn’t give a &$@;( you could try to contact The One…. Oh wait he’s fighting a vamp. How bout Mutt? Nope reforming after blasting apart. Me? Hmmm well I suppose I could let the one struggle hehehe fun. What’s wrong with however?
Enjoy your smart mouthing while you can. When you wake up at night, trying to scream, but all that comes out is you choking on blood, you’ll b sorry.
Oooo very scary. Now so do you want to help….. Luke? Hogan? Or would you rather your boyfriend die?
He won’t di€, he’ll just lose himself. Yes I want your help, but I’m not sure there’s anything we could do. You know any incantations?
Plenty
Then come. I have called off all attacks, but if he dies, I’m recalling them.
Fine but I’m bringing Ofilia as I am nolonger capable of shadow travel. K?
N case you haven’t figured out I’ve reformed…….. about half way. Just so you know basically it’s a last resort thing that isn’t quite dying. It’s basically letting myself turn completely to shadows. I’ve only taught the trick to The One although I think all hybrids are capable of it. Anyways I have physical form but it’s a human form. It should only be like this for three to four days. Until then all I’ve got is magic. So Stigmas friend, me and Mr. Jaffa will look for a solution to this problem. If you could keep from destroying us for three days we would appriciate it.
Mutt Out
As long as he doesn’t die beforehand.
I will do all in my power to keep that from happening. We are comeing now.
Well I could stand and mutter spells all day but nothing would happen. The simple fact is someone has taken Stigmas soul. Who did this to him?
!!!…….. Wh-wha-what do you mean?! He can’t…. But…
Who did it?
Soul stealing? I’ve got it! I’m off to the great library, anyone wanna meet me there?
I’ll be there if you can direct me! I’m so curious what it is like and I… I kinda want to learn magick.
ok! the plan is to get to the great library, its 1. the place where you can find answers to everything and 2. they keep records there, so im thinking we might find his soul there. ill tell you how to get there later, because im not quite sure how to get there, and im going to have try and get there myself. this is called astral projection, its lifting your soul out of your body. im off to face the daily horrors of school now , so bye
Problem is the library was destroyed. Even if it wasn’t it’s probably so well hidden that it’ll be immpossible to find. I’m confident the only way to help stigma is to find who stole his soul.
Sorry I was gone so long. I have these mind transmissions and I go into a coma like state. Logan’s brain was screaming and crying like crazy and when I looked in, I knew why. This horribly disfigured person came through when me and him were sleeping and…. He klled him. I do ‘t know how, but he caught his soul as soon as it left his body, and even took the effort to heal the wound and bring him back to life (without his soul though). If you look close enough, you’ll see the slice marks on his neck. And there’s still the problem of his body trying to envenomate itself. It’s common for a chimera personality to fight for control. But poisoning itself to claim it? This is getting stranger and stranger….! Mutt, One, he’s becoming unstable! DO SOMETHING!
What do you expect us to do? I’m powerless and The One was nearly klled by Damion! We have no Leeds and no soul! Do you realize what this man could do with the soul?!! Souls have extreme power! He could use it to create a new gateway into the void! One that can’t be sealed!! I’m rushing around trying to think of something and YOUR NOT HELPING!!!!
Stop yelling at me…… Stop Yelling At Me……. STOP YELLING AT ME! SSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP YYYYYYYEEEEEEEELLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG AAAAAATTTT MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Not. Helping.
Calm. Down. Both of you stressing ain’t going to help. Jaffa find find stinking library, mutt get tempest and get some powers I dont care what you do, One pull yourself together and stop dying, Ofilia shut up don’t argue and do as I say! Got it? Go and find some kind of an herb heal the One then both of you find stigma chauntelle be a good girl and gimme details no matter how small such as what bit him his state-of-condition anything got it? And dont panic just keep talking feed me as much info as you can.
YOU BETTER! IF NOT, I’LL…….. I’LL…….. TRANSFORM!
I did not say scream at the guy trying to get things organized id|()t what did I say?
Now start talkin jay bird.
Shut your slimey little mouth, you little git! Your making me angry. ANGRY!
in sacrificing the childish image im trying to get, how about you both shut the hell up, because arguing isnt going to bloody solve this problem.
Ok breath and please do as I ask pretty please with a seven layer devils chocolate food cake on top (I love those but I dont get them often)
Ok breath and please do as I ask pretty please with a seven layer d€vi|s chocolate food cake on top (I love those but I dont get them often)
Yes sir! (mmm cake)
mutt, i believe you are thinking of the wrong library, this library is in astral space, it cant be destroyed. it is mentally impossible.
Soul stealing? Only me and….
Sh*t. Not good.
Hi everyone
I’m a fox demon hybrid. My mom was a shapeshifter who could turn into a wolf and my dad was a fox demon. I never knew my linage till now because I was adopted due to my real parents being slayed by
hunters. I don’t know what to do or how to handle my confusing background. Can someone please help me?
The only thing I know is that hybrid fox demon werewolves have wolf eyes and can control when they transform, I’m not a servant of the moon. My fox demon side gives me magical powers and I use the earths energy to heal me and sustain my magic. I don’t age or die so I’m immortal cause of my fox demon blood. I’m really strong cause of my wolf side and I like rare meet. I also rarely gain weight and I have muscles without exercising…..
That is sadly all I know! If anyone knows more please comment.
Hi names Ofilia stole an iPhone cause I’m bored. Freaking Mutt, One and whoever trying to save whatshisname. Aren’t fox demons Kitsune? I’m a hybrid. Actually part of a race called Hybrids. Angel werewolf and vamp all rolled up into an unstable adreniline fueled package. Anyone need to be beat up?
Ofilia, my name is mrjaffa, not whoever. Fighting machine you may be, but that does not excuse you from using manners.
Not you! Whoever! And was silver telling me what to do? Give me back my iPhone!! Ummm bye bye!
I’m officially confused. 😯 i thought when you said
Whoever you were talking about me. Arg! Damn iPod.
hi! im mrjaffa, the sorcerer of delicious foods. ( everyone like my new title?) like you i can use the earths powers to heal myself and sustain my magick, however this is a trait visible in everyone, so its nothing to really brag about. also you spelled meat wrong. i have OCD when it comes to spelling, sorry
Hello Hybrid! I am Zyboragon, in order to tell you about myself I must go through my transitions first.
I came here known as Zyborg and was nothing less than a zombie cyborg, then my essence changed and I became an angelic cyborg, then an angelic ghost cyborg, then an angelic ghost dragon cyborg.
I am now what is referred to as a guardian, I have taken on the form of a golem, like you I am also capable of shapeshifting and using various forms of magic.
It’s nice to meet you.
Now then to give the iPhone to ARC.
ARC: Hello Hybrid! I am ARC! I was created by Zyborg and I was technically his clone for some time, I stayed an angelic cyborg until just recently when Zyboragon became the original of the golem race of Zyborags, I am his second in command. Pleased to meet you. Now to give the iPhone to Enigma.
Enigma: Hi! I’m enigma! I’m a pure werewolf! I was captured by hunters once but Zyborg saved me just in the nick of time! Granted i am a werewolf being around Zyborg all the time I developed a liking for chemistry, so I can’t be of much use in combat situations but if you need antidotes or potions or Dermaglob or even fish gizards you can count on me! Great to meetcha!
Zyboragon: and that wraps up our introduction, I have work to do. Take care.
Enigma or Zyborg, would you mind teaching me a little about potions? Pretty please with a steak on top?
Or pretty please with a…… Erm what do zyborags eat? Pretty please with a rock on top?
Also that I can communicated with animals cause of my connection with the earth…. All animals like me and trust me
Hi I’m the kitsune master, invisible man, the living essence of time, inari, and vampire. How do you do?
So I just went to the great library and cant find it there but silver lining ( see what I did there) 😎 I know how to get there. Meditate, I reccomend the 50 50 meditation, like this. Breath in 1, breath out 1, breath in 2 breath out 2 etc. until 50. Then imagine your soul lifting out of your body. Once out of the meat sack, you are limitless, just think that you need to get to the great library. You’ll be there in a split second. My house smells like hamburger. I’d reccomend someone having a more thorough look because I was interrupted in the middle of it.
Ok first don’t do that to my name please second I will go as soon as I survive the wild space in time known as school then I must survive the monotony of work.
Ok I won’t do it again. Ugh school 😡 Well I suppose like ARC says knowledge is power
Oh, what happened? Oh gawsh…… No….. NO! Did start shouting? Did I start being harsh?! That’s a bad sign! Did I get….. I kept it locked up for years…… You don’t know what’s happening?! I TRANSFORMED! Where’s mutt and one? Did I……?
Nearly kll us? Yes luckily Ofilia transported us all very far away from you. The One is slightly better he is nolonger in danger. Now I reccomend we try to do as silver said. Unfortunately I won’t have any powers for at least one more day. However I’ll do as mrjaffa is and meditate. Also The One and Ofilia will start looking via shadow travel. And just out of curiosity, what the hell did you transform into????????!!
Yay! Meditation party (I’m trying to stay positive) answers always come easier when on a higher plane of existance! 😀
I’m sorry…. I can’t control it if I get mad….
What did you morf into?
Words cannot express the monster’s form. Bladed arms, nails like mini katanas, teeth, face, evil red eyes. Ugh
Yeah I’d Say pretty frightening. Wow Mutt just…. Woke up? Says he knows where the library is but thiers something really old and really €vil guarding it.
the one, is mutt thinking of the same library as me? is it a phisical place (sorry about the misspelling of physical i cant be bothered to fix it. i blame early morning stupid)
Yeah great library of alexandria. It’s guarded by a Fomorian. Why not the right place?
nah im thinking of different library. idk if its the right place, probably is
It is not just stigmas soul I went after. Heheheh.
Great €vil zyborg. So what will it be? Fight to the de@th between us? Original vs. Original winner takes all? I lose you get my soul. You lose you give back stigmas soul and d¡e.
What’s with the @ there?
Why does it have a circle?
Could it be normal?
It’s to avoid m0deration
You are bold to challenge me “The One”. But your hastiness will be your undoing, challenging someone you know nothing about is ridiculus. For all you know I could end up on your side. But as for your soul? You have none, souls are given to those born, not those cloned. Your existance is a jaded fragment of knowing, and in conclusion you don’t really exist.
Not really ttrue. It’s not like he just stepped out of the clone-o-matic. He was born as a fetus and his genes were manipulated so he aged in hours. Besides I have felt his soul. We were in the same body for a long time. He has one.
Not just Stigma’s soul?
Who else have you gone after?
I demand to know.
Obviously Zyboragons soul, it was a better grab since he now has an planet full of guardians that have no weaknesses yet. I have much more reaping to do, Zyboragons soul is now in my hands “clone of hades”. I am not the bringer of d£ath, I am just the reaper.
There is one thing I have that the doctor l0ved so much it was imbedded in his s0ul to love and protect. And that my €vil friend is a most beautiful kitsune who did not d|e! a kitsune whom I replaced with another before she d|ed. A kitsune who will kick you @ss ladies and gentlemen it took my no time at all to go and retrieve the famed kitsune whoo stole the doctors heart… JESIE
Oh should have read this first. By the way look up and you should see the one and ofilia I sent th to make sure you don’t d¡e.
Thanks.
Great sneaky Haiku, P5T5R. Showing up the comments section, cyborg style, imrpessive.
Hmm Scarly, you don’t need a soul anymore do you?
Perhaps you could be useful to me, or you can just help me find the one who’s controlling those cyborgs around your home. An army of cyborgs might be useful.
Professional hackers at least.
It’s sad, I have the doctors soul now. I find it amazing he even had a soul, waiting out of current after his unruly fate.
How delightful the feelings of sadness, I can smell it in human hearts.
Ah. It’s intoxicating.
you monster! (i mean that in a hypothetical way, not literally) i swear, if i could get a pentagram onto you…. ugh! you j@ackass.
Mmm…. Your anger feeds me well. Too bad your name is on my list.
you wouldnt literally take a kids soul would you? oh well im not scared of you. 😎 your probably just some fat nerd sitting at a computer sniggering, thinking your scaring us
Hahahaha! I’ve taken younger.
I do not seek fear, so I would have nothing to gain from imposing fear upon you.
And as for the fat nerd at the computer part, I have simply stolen Zyboragons iPhone, so therefore it would be impractical to sit at a computer, funny though, isn’t that what your doing Jake?
I actually meant to put Jack (as in you don’t know jack about…) but ironically my previous statement works too.
Who’s jake
A little brat that contributes nothing to the world and wastes the oxygen that other, slighty less annoying humans could have breathed.
Actually funnily enough, there’s a kid called jake at my school. He sits next to me. I annoy the hell out of him. 😆
Well you seem to think very highly of jake. Ithink that u may be talking about one of my best friends, and you seem to know a lot about him. Would you answer thes questions please? What dance studio does he go to and what classes do he take. What’s his sisters name
Ah you think you can test the reaper? I only know who people are that are on my list.
Foolishly enough your decelerated brain cannot possibly fool The Reaper.
Get it straight, I come, I take souls, I make evil plans.
As for whoeverwhatshisfaces sister, I actually cannot tell.
My list is based on who comes next, and is not in the category of family relationship.
And I’ll have you know, lots of people have the same name.
I myself being around for thousands of years have had to take souls from people with the exact same name.
Dance studio? Why would a soul snatcher care about a dance studio?
Unfortunately in your attempts to test me you have been victorious. But as I stated, I only know what’s on my list. And what I’m planning with my army.
And it looks like my next haul is a big car accident.
Oh and mrjaffa, I don’t take you for a long while yet. As how you go is uncertain, you’ll need to ask D£ath himself.
Now if you’ll excuse me.
Ah crude fate, I used €vil without any altered letters, I guess you’ll just have to wait until it goes through m0deration.
As I state in that comment I have a big haul so I really must go. Until next time.
Bye! (you may be trying to eat my soul and be my best friends pedo but that doesn’t excuse me from manners)
Ok!
Words cannot express the monster’s form. Nine tails, nails like mini katanas, teeth, face, maniacal red eyes. Ugh.
Yes do as I said start talking details calm down just keep talkin and giving us details. MUTT!! Meditate carefully something is there and whatever it is it ain’t happy.
Guys! I have an idea. If you can find a pendulum then it can find whoever took stigmas soul. It will be long and Boring but it’ll work.
Arg! My iPod is pîssing me off!
Does anyone want magic lessons?
Magic lessons now.
Offered by our friend White Wolf.
Take them while they’re here.
I’ll take some.
can i have some?
Okay well to start, you need to find your chi or mana. Mr jaffa can probably help
you more on chi than mana. Mana feels like a second energy fowing around your heart, and is unstable untill you cast a spell. The second step would to be to get either a staff or wand, to make your chi/mana stable. You can easyly craft one out of wood or metal.
Anyone want to tell me why Zyboragons iPhone just donked me on the head, and is covered in a sticky substance?
Because his soul has been stolen by some guy called reaper tempest who is going to try tO steal my soul. He also stole the docs soul. He also seems to know everything about my best friend. Overall, he’s mean.
Boy, the fun just never stops around here.
Reaper? He calls himself Reaper?
Oh… Great, we are dealing with a fate god.
There are five fate gods as I recall:
One that passes on birth.
One that passes on time.
One that passes on d£ath.
One that passes on souls.
And one that rules over existance, as you know, the doctor was giving the power of and became time, it was the time god that actually blessed him to use this power o theorize. If the soul taker is plotting something it would only be natural to take his soul… Wait a minute, I think he’s trying to bring the doctor back! If he does that then he would be able to reclaim his powers from Silver. It’s like I said when my mind was being controlled by abstract, the doctor goes insane and brings abstract back to the past, this would mean that abstract is still here….. We must be ready and we absolutely must protect Silver.
So if d£ath and the reaper work together then they may force a rebirth of the doctor and then they’d have time on their side… And the god of existance is on the other side of the void….. it’s all connected….
I must save the Kitsune Jesie.
Ok ok ok this aint good but I can assure you the power is unremovable unless freely given… Except in the case where I… Die… Oh Cr/-\p
I need to make one last quantum leap. Can you help?
you better believe it future me is here with Jess so we definitely need her and I’m supposed to go so though I know it is futile to tell you this don’t try to stop from coming.
Wait what? Dont try to stop from comeing?
I may know de@th. But what of life?
The de@d will rise from the grave
The door will open wide
€vil will rise in a wave
The heroes taken by the tide
that just popped into my head. Along with this
On the evening of darkness and magic
shall occur an event most tragic
time itself will stand still
and the Doctor shall bow to his will.
The kitsune Jesie has told me I may not keep this mantel so I shal try to find a new one… Oh and is a bad that to wake up one morning and have a tail?
hmmmmmm. the evening of darkness and magic. sounds like halloween. im looking forward to halloween for two reasons. 1. ive got a halloween disco to go to. and 2. im at my strongest. this ruins everything. 👿
Haha! I find your accusations amusing. It is funny how I take souls because of fate, and people claim I’m €vil for it.
At the beginning d£ath took lives and I took souls, it is our job to do so, it is the natural cycle of life.
Then people started thinking of us as €vil, for doing the things that must happen. As time went on more and more beliefs of us being of foul existance came, there’s only so many times a person can be called €vil before you start believing it yourself.
And the most ironic thing is, after I obtained Zyboragons soul I fond that he had complete control over the one you call ARC, it was easy turning him into a puppet because of this.
But that also raises a question, if Zyboragon had control over ARC this entire time, why did he have ARC become €vil and help Abstract with the destruction of your world?
Sometimes, your allies are not what they seem. Hahahahaha!
Speak not in riddles! Do not attempt to turn us against eachother! We will stand tall against you. As for the “acusations” don’t blame me blame the voices in my head. They haven’t led me astray yet so I can tell you, you will not succeed. Also answer me this: why have you not taken my soul? I should have died a thousand times, surely my soul should be first on your list.
if its your job to take peoples souls after they die, then why are u taking souls before they die.?
Have I taken souls before the host d/es?
Zyboragon exploded in the void did he not? Stigma himself has d/ed being poisoned by the serpent if his chimera form. And now his body is delusional, I do not give souls back, so I did not make this deal he talks about on the bottom of the page.
I don’t mean it like THAT. just tell me who was the culprit. he won’t be of much problem. revenge is sweet…..
wait so should i be worried about you killing me?
so should i be worried about you k!lling me? and i am sorry i judged you so quickly mr. reaper, i suppose you are only doing your job. your not actually not doing anything wrong
You used double negative.
As for your judgement, do not let it sway so quickly. I do on fact have control over an army of weaknessless golems and ARC. And as soon as I claim the soul of the god of existence then I shall recreate the world in the image that you have bestowed upon me.
Don’t fret, it will be over faster for the lucky ones… Others will see it played out to the end!
whats the double negative? and zyboragon said that if one of the golems go evil they will all go to kill whatever is making them evil
I am not going to let it happen to reply to an earlier comment you did take one soul that hadn’t died yet… The doctor hadn’t ever died unless I’m wrong.
Oh I did take his soul, it was his time, im just the guy who grabs souls, your looking for d£ath if you want revenge. But under page 213 of the Reapernomicon it clearly states that I cannot give souls back, under any circumstances. And trust me, you can’t kll d£ath.
sounds like someone wants me de@d. would you mind telling me who it was mr. reaper? also can i call you that?
Quiet Snob! I want everybody d£ad.
your ultimate enemy tempestreaper
Um you can’t kll something like me. This is utterly useless, Zyboragon hadn’t finished working that into the golems, and yes the doctor did d/e.
When? When Jesie died? Nope! Besides when she died his soul was gone. And even if it wasn’t ca t you at least give him some respect? Put his soul in a place where heroes are honored! please.
If his soul went missinf that is perhaps why I fond it. Souls don’t usually leave while the body is alive.
I’m afraid not, all souls go into my lantern.
His soul isn’t missing it was supposed to have died with her leaving him in a souless state sheez! And if you can’t then I guess I’m just going to have to find a way to do it for you. There is one way that only the lord of time knows. A way which has a high price but it is worth it to put the doc where he belongs!
No I have his soul. Pay attention.
NOT. FOR. LONG! I can promise you that! I will have his soul one way or another this time Tomorrow or I will die trying.
Well yeah, I’m the reaper so you can’t do anything to me, and even if you could it would shatter the realm of existance. You take me for a bad guy and all I’m doing is my job, contrary to what my other side (split existence) the one known as d£ath. He’s the one who is seeking out an army and trying to reshape the world. And you can’t kll d£ath obviously.
Also it wouldn’t be wise to attempt to release one soul from my lantern, one small crack and every soul I’ve collected from the beginning of existance would escape. No, I think it’s best with me.
You say your not €vil and yet you would not give one or any man for that matter a heroes honor no you want to lock them up for the rest of eternity in a st|nkin lantern. I will release all of them even if it cracks the realm of existence as we know it JUST for all herores to go to a heroic place and all others (those who murdered many senselessly or anything else along those line, and don’t ask me to get into judgement I’m a Christian and this could get into an arguement since I don’t believe you exist anyway and I’m just playing along for the h€ck of it) you can do what you wish to. Oh and by the way I been reading and I still can’t find where he d|Ed. And since the pandorica puts you in temporal stasis then he wouldn’t have d|€d then either. and also it was built so not even a ghost could get in there. Not even fate would be able to get her dirty little mitts into there I have no idea how you could have gotten in there.
If you shatter existance, nothing would exist. Thus your “heroes” wouldn’t have a proper heiring. So if you want to destroy all living things and shatter your “heroes” existance then go ahead.
I am not €vil just stricken to the job I have Ben assigned with. Souls go into the lantern.
Your a Christian so you should know about the light a man carries, the wicked shall have their light thrown out, and stay in darkness forever. A mans has thrown oats into the field and the devil has thrown weeds. A man picks his oats and tends them, and with the weeds, he plucks them and burns them. The lantern symbolizes the light a man carries, as the angel of d£ath burn them out, it is my job to relight them. Thus explains my lantern.
If you shatter existance, nothing would exist. Thus your “heroes” wouldn’t have a proper heiring. So if you want to destroy all living things and shatter your “heroes” existance then go ahead.
I am not €vil just stricken to the job I have been assigned with. Souls go into the lantern.
Your a Christian so you should know about the light a man carries, the wicked shall have their light thrown out, and stay in darkness forever. A mans has thrown oats into the field and the d€vil has thrown weeds. A man picks his oats and tends them, and with the weeds, he plucks them and burns them. The lantern symbolizes the light a man carries, as the angel of d£ath burn them out, it is my job to relight them. Thus explains my lantern.
I burn the wicked weeds and I guide the righteous. The souls I collect are mostly just the auras of man. They’re conscience is in one of two places.
I know the Christian god. I serve under him.
Oh no you don’t you ain’t gonna pull that one no see when a man dies he goes to heaven not via lantern but via an angel who was watching over him. Existence not be shattered because I destroyed something that was keeping what is supposed to happen. Existence would only be shattered if I killed the Lord my God if I destroy you nothing happens.
Oh no you don’t you ain’t gonna pull that one even d€mon say that. no see when a man d|es he goes to heaven not via lantern but via an angel who was watching over him. Existence not be shattered because I destroyed something that was keeping what is supposed to happen. Existence would only be shattered if I k|lled the Lord my God if I d€stroy you nothing happens.
yeah but who was it?
Simple, your special, you don’t have a soul for me to steal. Your a puppet that doesn’t have the strings….. Yet.
Keep following the voices. They might lead you to find out the truth.
No soul…. Puppet….. Follow……. Your trying to confuse and scare me. You will not succeed. I AM NO ONES PUPPET!
Really? Because you’ve done everything I’ve wanted you to do so far.
He has given me an offer I can’t resist. He’ll give me Logan back if I kll a few people. Some because they are annoying little gits, and some because he needs their soul. It’s far easier to take their soul if they aren’t alive. I don’t have a problem with klling a nine-year-old git who’s obsessed with cakes. Yes I am talking of you Jaffa…. Oh Logan…… We’ll be together again….. soon… Just wait my dear…… hahahaaaaa!……
are you serious? im trying to help logan here! this isnt what logan would want! he wouldnt want you to k!ll me. you cant trust reaper. hes trying to get you to do what he wants, and then he will k!ll you too and take your soul. besides you dont even know where i am.
I. H/-\TE. LOVE!
i know its a pain
I can’t let you do that.
Not happenin