1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Hey guys I have a few ideas and I need your guys’ help to pick if and what I should do.
1. I was thinking about making a website. Yes or no and if yes what should I call it?
2. I’ve been looking on the Internet and I’ve found some weird facts and incantations for werewolves along with other stuff like that and I was thinking of posting them so you guys can k ow. Yes or no.
3. I’m also thinking of making a YouTube account and posting survival videos. Yes or no
Thanks for all your help ( if you help) and I’ll probably post what I decide.
~Scar~ ( new nickname)
Hail Scar,
I vote yes, yes and yes. I’ll be happy to help out whatever way I can.
Your survival is my survival,
Seth
Ok that’s great Seth! I’m probably going to need lots of help with both ideas and technical things, so make sure graham can help. I will be makin the website, I’m going to start maybe tomorrow, but I need a name for the site. Any suggestions are welcome and appreciated. Thanks everyone and I may even have time tonight to start it! So if you have a name I would tell me because if I find a good one it will be the website for all of us to go and chat maybe….not so sure what the site will be about yet. But I’m thinking!
Yours truly,
~Scar~
Humans Against Monsters!
Gabriel,
Is that a name for the website? Or does that not even concern me at all?
~Scar~
Don’t pay attention he’s been ranting stuff like that all over the site. The modern guide to monsters?
Wait HAM… Oh great, Runescape makes an appearance on this site now.
No I am what some may call a hunter a monster hunter (implied by my name)00
Great, monster hunter, your kind is not welcome here. If you mess with a single monster on this site I will personally rip out your throat. Are we clear?
Last hunter Mutt ran into didn’t enjoy the experience. And I’m him sorta so kindly BACK OFF. We’ll be willing to forget this incedent if you are polite. After all we both want protect humans don’t we?
oh ok i couldnt tell but that may be the best website name “The one” so im guessing its probably be a yes for the website but number two will go on my website if and when i make one. Oh and i would like some feedback from Seth if you dont mind if thats ok, and I’m still thinking of making a youtube account some feedback on that as well. Once again, thanks for helping,(if you help) and as Seth would say, Keep on keeping on,
~Scar~
Hail Scar,
Thanks for keeping on. I’d be happy to check out your site when it’s done and post a link here so other survivors can check it out too.
Seth
dang it i have a fever
I know I havnt commented in a while so I’m behind on everything. Can someone fill me in please?
Okay I’m going to start with when I/ Mutt first came to the site.
He became an angelic werepyre. The original vampire sorta died
the lance rock dissapeared
The doc showed up
The demon Fear appeared
It took over Stigma.
Doc died andbecame time
Zyborg showed up
I died and came back.
I died fighting the original vamp cause he just wouldn’t stay dead.
I was cloned (when I say I I mean Mutt. I’m his clones soul)
I was taken over by the demon Chaos
doc and zyborg klled chaos with the sword of light
Stigma went off the rocker becomeimg a werechimera
Zyborg became a dragon.
I klled zyborg ( didn’t meen to)
Werewolf girl(Scar) dissapeared from the website just after Fear was destroyed. Now she’s back
long story short we’re fighting to prevent the apocolypsr that mutt predicted would come 21 dec 2012 (big surprise) that the demons and Kronos or Saturn is trying to bring about.
The One
{Hail The One — I edited your comment to add in the bit about Werewolfgirl — Seth}
Hey what about me? Why was i forgoten? Or was I on already…..?
Sorry
Werewolf girl(Scar) dissapeared from the website just after Fear was destroyed. Now she’s back
Or mutt/one can sum everything up.
Hail The One,
Thanks for the summary things can get pretty busy and confusing around here.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thanks Seth for adding me in there. But I did sorry I had some werewolf problems of my own……. But that’s all over now. But thanks again Seth.
~Scar~
Woah Seth, I just noticed this. You can manipulate comments like that?! Cool
Also there are still cyborgs in my yard, Pauzzis is being threatened by a crazy teacher and got her arm broken, Seth was away for a bit but is back checking in, and we don’t know what happened to ashpaw.
What’s new with you Jeca?
Jeca, many things have happened on this site, but I’m at a loss here, I don’t believe we’ve met have we?
Call me Zyboragon or even my former name Zyborg.
I’m an angelic cyborg ghost dragon that can summon storms.
Pleased to meet you.
I will assist in closing all the gaps I possibly can.
Is there something in specific you were curious about?
Hail Jeca,
Welcome back. A lot has happened since you were last here helping WW survivors who wanted to control their transformations. Looks like Zyborg has already intro’ed himself and can fill you in on the highlights of the ongoing key quest to save Stigma, who has reverted to his wolf persona, Clara Kitty. I’ll try to add more summary and links below so you can catch up and help out where ever you can:
As you might expect being a WW yourself, the vernal equinox just passed, triggering a lot of unexpected transformations among the morphic beings on the site who weren’t prepared for it, including Wolfdemongirl, whose only clue to what happened to her are unexplained photos on her camera:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=59#comment-79442
Pauzzis was having a hard time with a certain anti-vamp teacher at her school and needed cheering up but she pulled through and her dog came home to help too. She’s off doing exams this week and always appreciates a kind hello:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=58#comment-78037
Also, I received a mysterious email from a girl who calls herself “Vee.” She thinks her BF might be a vampire and I think this is a big understatement – anytime your date plans a “ceremony” for Oct. 13 and asks for a blood test, there’s bound to be trouble. That’s here:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=599&cpage=16#comment-79438
Also, Mr. Jaffa needs to know how to hide a dragon that he may or may not have summoned accidentally, from his mom and dad. Any suggestions? His question is here:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=599&cpage=16#comment-77230
There’s lots more but I’m working on P5t5r’s suggestion of a weekly summary for the first page so maybe I’ll put it there instead.
Oh and me? I had a very successful visit with a certain survivor from the site who thinks he might be a werewolf and made a video about it. I went to visit him. But you’ll get to see that very soon because I think that I may have convinced him to let me post it on the site.
Welcome back and thanks for keeping on keeping on!
Seth
seth the dragon isnt at my house, i told it to make a home in antarctica. (it never got to my house, i can communicate with it mentally) i think its dead now, because i cant feel its presence anymore i summoned it to help mutt and zyborg fight the one while he was possessed.
R.I.P mr frosty
Sorry my name changed back…
THE PACK
I return with blood streaming from my body and an ache in my soul but finally I am reunited with my brother and sister wolves and my great friend seth and once again I feel the last part of heaven left for a lonely creature such as myself and I now feel the warm embrace of the spirit of the pack
~Agharna Phellan
Wha?
…Wow. Just, wow. Have I really been gone THAT long? Oh and I died my hair. It didn’t affect my fur color though. Still jet black the way I like it. I’m just so shocked, the number of were survivors really skyrocketed huh? Also: I’ve wanted to say this for a long time. I have a disorder called trichotillomania. It makes me pull my hair out, and I have very little control over it. Now my wolf form has bald patches. So, if you see a black wolf with bald spots if her head in your territory, that’s most likely me. I will not hunt in someone else’s territory so please don’t get angry.
Good if I’m going to raise an….. Never mind but yeah won’t attack.
I ain’t even gonna ask what you’re raising man. I just want everyone to know what’s wrong with the creepy, nomadic, balding wereworlf that’s been creepin’ around. (Me)
Hmm. Well played Mutt/One.
I myself was trying trying to Zombitize and clone the Aflac duck.
Mostly for the irony of having an undead army of zombie ducks that advertise life insurance.
That, my friend, is a flipping amazing idea.
Well since you pretty much guessed I’ll tell you. I’m raiseing an army.
Fooorrrrrr?????
Companionship, klling dem0ns, preventing the apocolypse you know the basics. It’s not huge. Just a pack of five includeing me.
So an army of five? Just join my WW crew, all equal members, we’d be proud to have you.
To late the one went ahead of schedule. He did execute the plan perfectly though. Take people who are dying and save them. I stole that from twilight I know but still very ethical. Trust us, when the time comes we’ll only need five.
Hi Seth, it’s me, AlliWolfsbane13!!!! I have benn gone for three months trying to survive the terror of what they call “middle school”, dodging silver bullets, silver jewelry, and homework. Also, I went to get a full body wax yesterday. YEOUCH!! Yeesh. Can’t the world give this teenage werewolf a little bit of the love she deserves? And how about a muffin?
I will make you some muffins Ali. What kind is your fave? Mine is pumpkin.
I can’t believe it another one who had problems in middle school watch out for the teachers my high school history prof is from area 51 so glad to be graduating.
Either blueberry or Seth’s recipe. Yum. 🙂
Hail Aliwolfsbane,
Hey! Welcome back to the site. Glad to know you’re keeping on. Did you wolf out on the first day like you feared? Or did you pass un-noticed. From your post I can’t tell. Dodging silver bullets leads to me to believe you wolfed out but the sneaky hair-removal processes make me think you have been passing un-noticed. Unless you suffer from post-transformational residual fur syndrome or PTRF for short…
Any new secrets you might like to share? How are the clans at your school? Which reminds me, another returner, Underneath The Crowd is experiencing a survival crisis. Underneath is hiding – you guessed it – Underneath the sewer, surrounded by WWs and Mermish asking for help from Surviviors.
Here why don’t I just post the link:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=599&cpage=16#comment-80415
Seth
Well, just a few howls of excitement during assembly. Since then, nothing has come up, but I have a feeling that the girl who sits next to me is a cyborg. I see sparks when she touches the computer! And the weirdo who has the locker two doors down is a confirmed vamp. No more werewolves in my school besides me so far. And tell UTC: to keep a werewolf distracted, get a stick and throw it. 🙂
Cool
YUM Blueberry. Do you have a recipe for the blueberry ones? I love the sound of that. Did you know that you can use canned pumpkin instead of oil or butter? I just learned that. its great because I want to keep this wolf in good shape!!
Ingredients
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 cup white sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/3 cup vegetable oil
1 egg
1/3 cup milk
1 cup fresh blueberries
1/2 cup white sugar
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup canned pumpkin
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
Directions
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease muffin cups or line with muffin liners.
Combine 1 1/2 cups flour, 3/4 cup sugar, salt and baking powder. Place vegetable oil into a 1 cup measuring cup; add the egg and enough milk to fill the cup. Mix this with flour mixture. Fold in blueberries. Fill muffin cups right to the top, and sprinkle with crumb topping mixture.
To Make Crumb Topping: Mix together 1/2 cup sugar, 1/3 cup flour, 1/4 cup canned pumpkin, and 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon. Mix with fork, and sprinkle over muffins before baking.
Bake for 20 to 25 minutes in the preheated oven, or until done.
Logan: mmmmmmmmm….. Sounds gooooood….
Dragon: What I would really like Is-
Logan: shut it
What would you like dragon? I am sure I got a recipe that will nock your socks of.
oooo a dragon, i like dragons. what type of dragon is he? can you ask him if he knew a ice dragon named mr. frosty, summoned by a boy whos magical name is Daruk-Da (i didnt make the name up)
Thanks Doc – best recipe ever! I am having Thanksgiving dinner with some of my Canadian relatives this weekend (In Canada they celebrate Thanksgiving in October) maybe I will make those for them too! Maybe I’ll also make some pumpkin ones. That should keep my werewolf cravings under control during dinner.
Also, I think my Aunt is a druid. Anyone know what they like to eat?
I understand your goal to protect from a51 but do you realize how obvious you are? They can simply go to this site and see everything. I am a electricity demon myself and I have been fighting them for years Seth if you truly wish for you and everyone to survive join the true fight…to save everyone.
Hail Lordeth,
Thanks for keeping on and not demonizing the site. While SOS security measures are continually evolving and improving, it should be noted that this site is never advertised and can only be accessed by survivors who download The Monstrometer or who know somebody who has downloaded The Monstrometer.
And okay know that’s 2 electricity demons now on the site. What gives? Missed the memo on this one here… can somebody please fill me in?
Seth
Tell me Seth who is the second Electricity Demon?
Seth I am rather alarmed now…. I have been reading through the werewolf page and just noticed your comment about this site not being advertised….. Well there’s that jessii werewolf/witch at the bottom of this page…. And apparent they fond out about your site from a business card?!?!?!?
I hope a51 don’t find me!!! Ive had problems with humans before… Mostly monster hunters…. How exactly do I know if this site is safe??? According to the ones summary to jeca at the top alot of monsters have already disappeared! And that Gabriel hunter guy is not making me feel any better!! Although I may just be alittle paranoid……. What was that??? Oh just my shadow… But still I’m spooked!
If you want to be part of the true fight go to jersey! my friend just turned into a blinding light to save this planet! Don’t tell me we aren’t part of the REAL fight!!!!!!
Lordeth, what kind of things make an electricity demon unique? I am very interested in this! Can you communicate with electric eels? Can you make people’s hair stand on end? Can you control electrical outlets? I would love to know! 💡
actually all that you have said is true I may control all electricity sources around me.
Wow. Are you like a generator? If there is no electricity can YOU charge things instead? That is pretty cool.
Yes.
Hey the one lordeth is fighting just as hard as all of us so step off I understand you’re probably going through a lot right now losing your friend and all and I deeply apologizE for that but that doesn’t mean that you should be angry at someone else we’re all friends here so both of you as seth says keep on keeping on
Sorry but words such as “the real battle” are typically inflamitory.
sorry if it sounded offensive,The one.
It’s cool been going through some rough times kinda more snappy then usual.
Hey guys… I posted something on the zombie page too but I need help go look at the zombie page. Sorry if I get snappy an seem anxious because I am anxious!
~Scar~
I’m just wondering if anyone else has noticed the new hunter i think his name is gabriel
Yes, I was ranting to him awhile back.
Freaking Hunters.
Well I saw him he other day and like always he’ was making life generally unpleasant for everyone around him it turns out he has gathered together hunters and made a group that is planning on finishing all monsters for good starting with this site the last time he sent a message from my email which he hacked
I find this rather disturbing. Perhaps I should give the iPhone back to Zyborg?
Like you care ARC
Well then, as soon as we finish this void business then we will have this to take of then.
I’d like to see this group take us down. I can throw my anti-human bomb that turns people into mermonsters!
If they chase anyone down on this site keep me informed, I’ll end it.
Thank you all for assissting in the downfall of this evil cult of muders
Wait??? Argharnas email was hacked? Oh no! Look at the bottom of the page! The account was hacked by hunters and they posted close to the bottom of the page! That means that the hunters had a part in the opening of the void…. And who else would they want gone other than mutt the one and Zyborg? If you read above they insulted Gabriel and then he must’ve gotten revenge! These hunters got Zyboragon oh the humanity!!! Why! Hunters! I shall have your heads for this!! Rarlwrr!!
EPA calm down and think clearly. You can’t just go around klling humans. Be careful on who you kll. I’ve been updateing the hunters guide so it includes wendigos and hybrids and werechimeras( it’s a book).
It’s one thing to kll a monster if it’s self defense but these ones are hunting us for glory or even just the sport in it…. When your done with your book won’t it just make it easier for hunters to kll us?
Has anyone seen the doctor? I woke up this morning and went into his room and he was gone. Just vanished off the face of the earth
Has anyone seen the doctor? I woke up this morning and went into his room and he was gone. Just vanished off the face of the earth
Typical just typical.
But he forgot everything he left with only his pants and shoes. He never wears a shirt to bed
And I can’t sense him.
Please help I am scared. For once you get to here kitsune beg pleeeeaaaaasssee help me.
He must have followed it
Then he may have sensed it to…..
Clarification requested
Last night I felt a flicker, at the very edge of my mind. Then I had a vision.
But doc don’t have visions and he would have put his clothes on to go somewhere currently the only thing he has on are his shoes and pants.
He would if he sensed abstract was about to come. Let’s face it: would he tell you? No, he wouldn’t want you to try and help because you might get hurt. The vision I had was rather personal but I think it may have something to do with defeating abstract.
But why not take some for of communicay? Not even a kiss goodbye I hope he will be ok I am goof to make sure he has a massive supper when he gets back you wanna come?
Oopo am so going to kill that m……. Sorry Jesie had to leave you in a51 felt odd vibration had to do some hack but broke into my iPod through a51 terminal need help something odd going on. Don’t know whatit is.
Oopo am so going to kill that time……. Sorry Jesie had to leave. in a51 felt odd vibration had to do some hack but broke into my iPod through a51 terminal need help something odd going on. Don’t know what it is.
Sorry Jesie had to leave. in a51 felt odd vibration had to do some hack but broke into my profile through a51 terminal need help something odd going on. Don’t know what it is.
Vibrations through the universes. I know Mutt used to say this but something is about to happen. Something big. I’m afraid I must decline the dinner invitation Jese. I don’t really eat what humans or kitsune do.
I would’ve posted sooner but… Animals are freaking out everywhere I travel, dogs, cats, horses, cows, and even birds.
It couldn’t be mutt/abstract reawakening could it?
There’s no way it could already be happening. Looks like we need to move NOW!!
We hybrids heal fast. Listen zyborg I need to talk to you about my vision. In it I was standing in the middle of a city and thier was this ugly black ball of power. It was emitting a dark light I don’t know how else to describe it. In the middle of it was a guy and everytime the ball destroyed something the man screamed out in pain. When mutt was incontrol of the power his soul surrounded it but now I think the power is surrounding his soul. I sensed something last night. That may be why I wasn’t able to sense him the powers blocking me. Think of mutts prophecy. To end the war and stop the fight the one must travel into the darkest light. What if in the future abstract came from we didn’t try this. What if that’s why he won.
We lost last because he didn’t make himself known, the cults talking about the awakening started this. Yes, I think you have a point. But before you go think about it this way.
If you go and lose yourself to the power which would create Abstract then the fight would end because he would destroy us.
Think about it, for every prophecy there are two mysteries hiding within.
The first mystery is what happens if it’s followed.
The Second is what happens when it’s ignored.
Well then, The One, it’s your decision. Choose Wisely.
great “hey you could ether save the world or destroy it! No pressure!” well I think I am strong enough. The vagueness of the prophecys what worries me. End the war and stop the fight? Does that happen cause I go evil and end the world? But if I go in I won’t be alone. O.K. But Doc we’ll need pandoras box.
I have an idea how doc built it so unless he stops me i will getto work on another pandorica.
Cool just make sure fear doesn’t escape.
Ok now I just need a way of lureing him in… And I afraid I know who could do it the Best…
It’s fine I have a plan. I take over just for a few seconds and me mutt and Devo all go in. The end.
No it needs a special finger/claw print to keep it closed.
Please tell me it isn’t who I think it is.
He set all of his pandoricas and concequently mine which is a copy of his is designed so only I can open or close it.
How can I help? I want to prove My worth.
Stigma your security detail on Jese. Anything looks like it’s about to harm her, enighilate it.
Where is she then?
Shell be at the battle field. When we figure out where Mutts punching through will tell you.
Floating over your hairy head.
1. OH MAI FRIGGEN GAWSH!
2. Heads are supposed to be hairy
3. WHAT DA FRIK?!
Man your a kitsune buffet.
Mm yum you “taste” good so many more emotions than the doctor the one I have the pandorica in my starball oh and stigma are you starting to go bald? BD
Well when mutt mak
What?! Hey! Pfft, no! I mean–
Hello again survivors.
Zyborg, you spared me, so now I’m going to show you your mistake..
Oh you are so dead sees you guys I am going to rip this b/-\at/-\rd to shreds.
Is that the way to treat the only one who knows how to stop the void/mutt/abstract?
I can take care of things. All I want is the help of a time traveller, I’ll help you destroy the evil energy and in return I get to go back in time, is this not a fair deal?
Sure how’s about I send you back to about 4,000,000,000,000 B.C. Way before the big bang or anything else for that matter. ARC you can go to he// and stay there.
Your foolish, only Zyborg can destroy me,
If you imprison me I shall return.
Everything I wanted has come true has it not? If I tell you that you will fail will that not be the same? I know the mysteries here. I know how you can succeed otherwise your doomed to fail.
And so I’m offering to help, all I need is a time traveller.
Let’s seeee. Hmmmmm. How about I drain you of your blood then send a nice EMP right at that cybornetic brain of yours. Then I proceed to cut out your vital organs burn those and trap you in a huge cube of ice. Now do you think I’d need zyborgs help for that? You. Turned. My. Friend. Into. A. MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you expect me to believe you and try to help you?!!!! You must think I’m dumber than you are!!!!!
You call me dumb yet your the ones who are going to lose, I don’t feel pain fool, I’ll just keep returning stronger and better.
Help me? Please your the ones who need help. But I guess it never occurred to you why Zyborh spared me.
Whatever, you want to fail and have your world destroyed? You’ll be doing what I want.
Ram: wait, which friend we talking about? Serpent: He might be talking about us. Dragon: nope, he’s talking about mutt. Serpent: wasn’t mutt a monster already? Logan: we’re talking metaphorically! He IS talking about mutt!Ram: ram so confused…..
Okay Stigma with all of your many heads. I was talking about Mutt. I was talking metophorically. Secondly ARC I see what game your playing. It’s called phycological war games and just so you know, you have a terrible poker face. Your desperate so you trying to make us second guess our selves. Thirdly you can’t change the past. I/Mutt tried it something always goes wrong. Use your logic. If you go back in time to change something then there will be no reason for you to do it in the first place.
Wrong again.
Why do I want to go into the past?
Simple, instead of being created I want to be born. Born in flesh and blood.
As for the requirements I already have what is needed, except for the time traveller.
Oh well, I guess your all doomed since you don’t want my help. As for the voided world I like it. And when the void opens you’ll be done for and I shall remain.
Some psychological war game isn’t it?
My sweet dairy air. You want to kll me or mutt or go back and set yourself up as freaking ruler of the universe. FINE! You know what fine you help us destroy Mutt/Devo I can personally garauntee your travel back in time. With one exceptiom me and Zyborg are comeing with. And if either of us die (especially Zyborg) before we take our little jaunt into the past the deals completely void. That’s my offer. Take it or leave it.
And once we agree there is no breaking the terms of the deal.
This is correct?
Your offer is accepted!
Yeah yeah I promise ad long as this is STILL VALID and NOT VOIDED by any of the actions agreed apon I’ll commit my entire being to not ripping you into tiny pieces.
Oh I just made a deal with the d€vil
wendigo anyone? How to kll?
Oh crap. You know he’ll find away to something without voided the deal right? But if we break the deal then Abstract will awaken and destroy the void….
And now I’m in quite a pickle.
Note dear zyborg: we’re going back in time with him. I never promised if he should start doing something sinister that you wouldn’t kll him. I promised I wouldn’t rip him into pieces but I can’t anyways see? Pretty smart.
But what he’s going to do is flee, it’s what he’s good at, I imagine he’ll be able to slip away quite easily, considering he has no physical form right now…
Dragon: you better stay away from jese you mutharfokar! Ram: I’ll show you the power of pinesol you worthless git! Serpent: yes, quite accurate. Logan: uhhh, you do realize he said pinesol, right?
Not pefore I have the pleasure of draining his soullesss body of every drop. By the way anyone know how to kll a wendigo? Just in case ones chaseing me or you know……..
ARC
Help……. Trapped……. Barely get this out….. This is je….. Trapped! Zombies.
I’m comeing doc!!! Are discusion about ARC will have to wait Zyborg.
Not doct…. I tried to get to him.
Don’t worry about the zombies. Hehehehe. It would be a shame to have my pets exterminated so quickly no?
Hurk grrrr oh hahahahahahaha YYYEEEEEHAAAA oh hehe watchout ARC no but the doc can refer to me as a PET oooohh gaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
ARC WHAT DID YOU DO TO JESIE? I felt pure anger flowing off of her.
First off, Jesie, I was referring to the zombies as my pets, secondly, Doctor, what I did, unknownst to you or even that kitsune herself. I have horded a group of zombies to plant a single chip in her DNA. You see, your part of my next plan.
God I beg you! UNTIE MY HANDS!!!!
Oh Mai GAWSH! Jesse! I fall asleep for fifteen minutes, and you run off like that?! Where are you?
Hahaha hi stiggy/sleepy/lazy butt oh I am in a lot of places hehehehehe.
Stigma doctor here do not go to her the true kitsune has been unleashed. She IS A combination of every form of kitsune the evil one has been unleashed.
Great we’ve got a feild kitsune on our hands. Burning down villages possesing girls leading men to thier deaths ect. Ect.
Were boned
Aww you ruined the d£ath of stigma. Oh well there are still other ways…
Great we’ve got a field kitsune on our hands. Burning down villages poss€sing girls leading men to thier de@ths ect. Ect.
Were boned
NO!! If you say that again I will kick you in the b/-\lls we are not boned and I can help her.
We will not give up! We will help her!
That’s right…. Never give up hope in trying to save her doctor. Hahahaha!
Stigma, go find her, hehehehehe.
Yes sir, Mr. ARC sir!
We’re Fawking screwed
I’m going after her. I have five lives left anyways (part lion).
You’ve got to face the facts Doc. She’s gone evil mutts about to bustbout any second ARC once again was one step ahead of me. Just like Mutt I’m doomed to fail every single time.
Ahahahaha! Dance puppets! DANCE!!!
AtsTHAt’s it….. Void the contract. Give me all you got Jese!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Haha! Unfortunately dear The One. You d¥ing is just what I want. So go ahead! Void the deal and I will void the planet! Either way……I WIN!!!
You lie ARC. First off I didn’t spare you, you are a coward and turned me human, I begged for my life and you spared me….
Now it’s time to show YOU the biggest mistake you ever made.
Feel the wrath of Zyborrrrrfgggggjhhhgawwswshhhhhh, ittt hhuuuurrrrrrttttsssss
She is the most powerful kitsune having been there at the beginning the only way to stop her is me! So try and stop me but I am going.
It’s my fault that I fell asleep, while I should’ve been watching her. I’ll come with youuuuuuuu……..
Sorry friend stigma but I can’t have you along so bye.
Yeah she’s gone off the deep end….. Oh well I did ask for it.
Did it hurt getting a kick in the b/-\lls From a bodyless foot?
No you kick like a girl. Now go find your kitsune yeh idgit.
You got it. JESIE here I come
Heyy ARC contract voided and I’m back due to some witchcraft. Also the voids about to regurgitate mutt and when that happens I’m jumping in. So guess what? I WIN
Haha! Go ahead jump in.
Jump in the Void, I haven’t seen this one played out. >.>
Oh and that sarcasm if your fragile brain didn’t know that already.
Phycological wargame, you loooooooossssseeeee terribly.
I think someone should explain to you, psychological war games are incapable of being performed on cyborgs.
You think your smart? I have witnessed the future and what it holds for you! Don’t you realize that no matter what you do I have ensured victory?
As long as I still live I will always win! Hahahaha!
Must be a sad cold exsistence for you. Never expeiriencing love or happieness and never being loved. Doomed to never have friends or compasion, you will die alone and no one will care.
And neither will I!
Then why bother liveing if you don’t care? Must stink not to have a soul….
Hi ARC I have made a decision I will let you go through time with only three conditions 1:we never hear from you again. 2:nowhere in the past 3:you never get access to a time machine kay?
Hmm interesting offer, but my intentions are to be born so I need to go to the past. So… I decline your offer.
Mine was stkinking good until you started being evil.
Simple. It’s because I don’t care that I am evil.
Why do I live? Simple. I am here to carry out the purpose of Abstract.
But if you don’t go you dont get born. 🙂
There is only one way for me to be born, and that is to replace someone. And I can only replace one person in the entire timeline, I think you know who it is…
Ok we will play be the condition 2 to you can’t change history in any way and trust me I will know if you did.
Heh heh. Agreed! And of course some history will be changed like the history of my replacee. Hehehehe!
Your going to go terminator and kll zyborg. Well I’m either going to melt you explode you or crush you……. Or rip off your head forgot about the new one 🙂
I have told you time and time again….
Fine I welcome you to do those things.
Oh you thought I was going to kll you? De@th is to good for you.
Hahahaha! You can’t even hurt me. If you even succeed at any of those I’ll just return to my perfect condition.
There’s nothing you can do that everyone else hasn’t done already.
Condition 2
Sorry no deal.
That’s okay, I can find a way back after the void opens and Devours your planet. Did I tell you doctor that you live past the void and eventually drive yourself insane? Oh and after Jesie d/Ed you went crazy, just crazy enough to send abstract back in time. Hahahaha!
It won’t happen doc. I won’t let it happen.
I am time and I know what happens and preparation have been made.
The voids going to open around six on top of the Willis tower.
Did you think you finished me ARC? I have fully recovered and if you notice the name, haha.
Willis tower? I’ll be there! But I gotta put an end to ARC.. Otherwise he’ll do something. If he approaches Willis tower you must distract him.
Let’s seal this void once and for all.
I am coming I have a score to settle with ARC
I am coming zyboragon we have a score to settle.
It’s back my electric body is back
Cool I used Willis because that’s technically it’s name but Sears just sounds better. Plus less suggestive jokes.
Agreed. Somehow I always knew that Sears would be involved in an end of the w
End of the world situation.
Well why humans feel the need to build stuff on void gateways I don’t know. Stonhenge machu pichu, Eiffel tower. In chicagos case they built thier city under a gateway!
HI HONEY HOME
ME TOOO!!!
ARC is finished, his last words were “hope you enjoy the destruction of your world” followed by his annoying laughter noises.
Annoying little pr¡<
It’s starting and no sighn of doc…….. Oh this is going to kick my @ss
I can’t believe that the void issue came up right after I joined this site…. 0.0 what does this mean for me once it’s closed????
Ahhyyeeeeoooowwww power bad power good nonononono power bad pandorica NOW
INCOMING
I’ve got to go in……. But I don’t want to hahahahahahahahahahaaaa no quick trap us fast he’s to powerful….. Mutt to powerfullllllll
Ok guys kind of a delay on the website…… And the YouTube account…….but I can post some incantations. Sorry….I might not be able to do anything but the incantations for a while…. I’m trying to fix my camera to use it for YouTube… And even then i dont even know how to post them on! *sigh* but anyways…..Um I may have a incantion or two up later….
Pretty pathetic. You throw The One at me and a box and you expect that to work? Honestly? I’m way to powerful for that now Zyboragon. You should have klled me when you had a chance. I will leave this planet a burned out shell. Ifgcgh he’s so strong to hard can’t hold on much looonger only one thiiiing that can fight annnd wiiiiin original Werewolf find hi. Huh didn’t think that the one was that strong. Oh well you can try to find the ww but you won’t. Just so you know you were wrong. I’m not abstract. I’m Mutt.
Mutt out
That’s it. Time for me to finish this.
Betrayed by a friend zyboragon betrayed by a friend. Die well.
Ram: Anger…. Logan: Fawk! No…. Mutt…
Yes being tortured by evil while stuck in the void will make you see things a different way. Join me Stigma you don’t have to die.
Dragon: YES!
Serpent: Seems like the logical choice….
Ram: You have food? Ram like food!
Logan: Wha-?! No! I…..
Might want to check and see if I’m really d£ad.
For I gave you the strength to survive I now take it away.
It was nice knowing you mutt…
I’m mellltiiinnnggg iiiimmm meeeeellllltttiiiinnnngggg!!!!! Oh wait no I’m not. You took some power?hmmmm didn’t even notice. Unfortunately you are still alive The One seems to be dulling my senses. Oh well next time we cross paths your de@d
Hum? You’re not a god…… Hahaha…
You still think you are strong mutt? You can hardly stand without having me hold the energy together. I must take this power from you. I will take it from you.
The power is not meant for the weak, that is why you were corrupted so easily.
Come on mutt, I know that part of you still wants to fight for the good, so you can either join me in vanquishing the power forever, or I can make it vanquished for you.
You cannot possibly fight me. So either way, you will not be destroying our world.
The One here if your going to do something do it now. I’ve got him in what you might call a spiritual headlock.
Here we go then!
I have no idea what is happening, like this site in 2010 alot better
Both me and Mutt are alive but I’m afraid you klled mutts ego. Yep it’s de@d. Anyhoo I’m going to put mutt through some froidian phycological treatment in his head and hopefully he’ll realize he almost klled us all and be sorry. Till then this is The One and guess what? We just prevented the apocolypse!
I did more than that, I absorbed the energy…
My body is being pulled apart. I must travel to the void and explode, this will close it once and for all! Farewell!
Yeah that’ll work as long as you don’t REFORM!!!! Like MUTT did!!!! You can’t leave me!!! Stigma can’t make up his minds I haven’t heard from the doc and I’m afraid somethings happened I’ve got Mutts soul stuck in my body….. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We’re not deaf you know!
Yeah and if I ask you what your favorite food is there isn’t going to be a debate in your heads? What’s you favorite food?
Dragon: mine’s Cow
Serpent: Well, my favorite food is alligator. Small.
Ram: Me like sweet tastey berrys
Logan: Pasta
LION: Human
Wolf: Human
Uh huh I rest my case.
Logan: Darn it! I hate it when you’re right!
Dragon: Ditto
Serpent: me too. You sssssuck!
Ram: Ram hate with friends!
Lion: taking a stab at my pride won’t make anything better.
Wolf: O_e how dare you!
Anger manegment Stigma. Need a froidian?
Hello, I am not Zyboragon but I am one of his werewolf friends…
I am known as Enigma (Zyborg gave me this nickname, based off of the riddler I think)
Anyways it’s nice to meetcha all
Stigma……. Enigma……… Seth called me “Stigma the Enigma” once.
Hello most of you don’t know me but I am one of Zyborgs Werewolf friends.
Call me Enigma please.
I regret not stepping in as Zyborg ran into the void ripping apart. I hope he finally finds peace in de@th. Granted I have not spoken on this site I have witnessed Zyborg on this site. We may not have had a formal introduction but I know some of you.
Mutt and The One we’ve met before right?
Salvat was a code word we used back in the day and I thought it would honor Zyborgs memory.
I had traveled with Zyborg since he saved me from a monster hunter about two years ago. I hope that in Zyborgs passing you will allow me to be part of the pack since I am now running in Zyborgs place to make things peaceful in the world.
I am a pure Werewolf and nothing else, Zyborg has taught me many things and I have taken quite a liking to chemistry. With Zyborg I have created many potions to help humans.
Other than that, I look forward to meeting all of you.
Haha! Stigma the Enigma? That actually is pretty good…. Now I’m not sure if I should change my nickname or not…
Here is a link back to where I called Stigma, Stigma the Enigma.
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=33#comment-22556
That was back in January. Wow there have been a lot of comments since then.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Graham and I are almost ready to release a new update for the Monstrometer so I am off to work on that. Be back soon.
Do you want to be more than werewolf?
I can do something about the pure thing.
No thank you doctor I have been quite happy being pure werewolf.
As many threats as you guys face can the offer stay open as a just in case?
Completely.
Sure!
Although I am now curious what it would be like, if you take care of the pure thing then exactly how would I be able to be a mix breed? For example if I wanted to be a werepyre then would you be able to make that happen or would I need to get bitten by a vampire?
Yeah I could do it
Hey every one !!!!! how are yall ? me fine but grounded 👿 ! Got an F on my math exam !
And what I ask you is wrong with the void as long as I get something out’ve it cash power that would be nice I mean people are so overrated don’t you find
Tell me why you think people are overrated.
It’s nice to talk to a regular werewolf every once in a while. Where are my manners? Hello, I am Stigma, Leader to all chimeras. I haven’t really been of much use, besides making a minor distraction whenever possible, But I am really just the reserve.
Hey. So anyways, they SAID they said they were gonna have muffins during snack break, but what do I get? Cheese sticks. Hah. This jerk claims he’s a WW, but he found a diver bracelet on the floor and picked it up
wouthout hesitation. Any advice, my fellow lycanthropes?
Well not 100% lycanthrope but silver burns me when I touch it. Also no muffins? He could be a wanna be hunter. Be careful.
He’s a Silverblood. Confirmed. And he’s out to get me.
Need help? I’ve fought silverbloods before.
Yes, all the help I can get. Seth, EMERGENCY! Ther’s a kid in my math class who begins eating paper whenever he gets nervous. Is he a satyr or something? The vamp is being a real bully to me… GRRRRR!
Oops I meant silver
Hello Enigma nice to talk again. I’m sure mutt would say something if he wasn’t evil and stuck in my head takeing some phyciatric treatment. It’s really quiet interesting I’ve given his Id and Superego physical forms the Id is in the shape of Justin Bieber and the Superego is Billy Joe Armstrong of green day. But I digress. I’m very sorry about Zyborg and I hope he doesn’t reform. Cause if he does he’s going to be messed up from the torture that Evil would undoubtedly put him through. Anyways yeah apocolypse averted for like a week maybe. Till then we can just sit back and re— sorry anyone know how to kll a wendigo? Anyone?
Zyborg reforming? If something like that happened I don’t know what would happen….
What is a Wendigo?
Destruction on a mass scale. Wendigo native American apparently really po’d I’ve been snapping it’s neck and it keeps on comeing back.
Oh I know… Apparently wendigos can posses or transform into humans. Have you eaten human flesh? That really pisses them off cannibals are at highest risk against wendigos.
As for klling one I have no idea… Perhaps atonement? I’m sorry I’m not much help I’ve never really eaten much human before…
I haven’t eaten a human ad far as I know. And even if I did I’m not a human so not really cannabalism. But yeah I’m going to take a look into “The Hunters Guide” see if there’s anything that can help.
Dragon: Grrrrrraaarrrr….. Good morning survivors… I can’t believe I still don’t have a name…..
I need to figure out what to do with Zyborgs kitten it’s afraid of me so I can’t really take care of it. Does anyone know if there’s a human that wants a kitten?
Let me see if I can talk to it. Angel powers. My cats kinda rusty though. Fifth medicine man let’s see if he’s any good.
Lion: I’m a feline.
Logan: Does that count?
I think if you can speak English it doesn’t count…haha…
If I ever shake this wendigo I’ll come and see if it’ll talk to me. Eat Shotgun!!!!!!!
Lion: I can make myself forget English. I’m gonna need a hammer though……
Logan: ohohohoho, no!
Can we trust snake not to eat it though?
Weird lion stigma head guy, first off who’s holding the hammer? What part of stigma will willingly hit you with a hammer? And what would you do if you forget how to breathe instead of forgetting English? And who in their right mind would actually hit themselves with a hammer to forget something like English? And finally you were created from a chimera virus do you actually know how to speak feline without ever coming inti contact with another lion?
Sorry just curious. Also does anyone happen to have any spare fish? Mmm fish
Lion: you told me it doesn’t count if I know English. I take that as a challenge.
Serpent: you idiot! That WILL K|LL usssss! And for what? Your pride?!
Logan: OH MAI
Wait aren’t you immortal? Or is it like an anti-stigma hammer?
I’m sorry I didn’t know I was challenging your pride fine English counts!
Logan: thaaaaaaaaaank you!
Lion: why didn’t you say so?!
Dragon: huh, time for dinner!
Well stake works. Now I thinks I’ll burn it and scatter the ashes.
Ill will take it offa your hands.
Silver, silver and fire can weaken it no definite way to kll it it appears. Fears large groups humans that ate fhuman flesh. Shape shifting, possesion, near invincibility. Unfortunately the sword is lost it got thown away from me when I jumped into Mutt and I don’t know if it’s at the tower or was stolen or what. So I’m going to a medicine man. Yeah I’m that desperate. Apparently they hate wolves.
Wooops it fears large groups of humans. They are humans that ate human flesh.
Wendigos can be elimated by using a silver stake on their heart and then dismembering them with a silver axe. Well… This sucks for werewolves.
No really? I’m part stinking ww!!! What the heck am I going to do? D@mn this things fast.
Alright I have been working on a wooden spear that has a silver stake on it and I got hurt alot during the process. I don’t have a silver axe though but the wooden part of the spear is safe for our kind to use. Does anyone have a silver axe that we can use?
Yeah my mothers I’ve been useing it to hack this things limbs off but it’s healing way fast. Thanks man I’ll try and breeze by and get it but this thing is literally faster than me even when I’m flying it’s like freaking wind!
Hold on kitsune to the rescue kitsune name is John male protector kitsune 7 tails.
Seth I enigma have decided to follow you on twitter! Don’t be surprised that it’s under Zyboragons name. Can’t wait for the monstrometer update! I haven’t used it on anyone else besides a cyborg dragon and werewolves but I’m still excited!!!
I found a business card for this site at Indigo xD I thought I’d pick it up and check the site out so ya…. interesting…. so far on my monstrometer I’m 98.65% werewolf and 90.85% witch xD
This seems like an interesting site …… I wonder when I’ll bump into my first zombie
Oh if only Zyborg were here to see this! Hello jessii I am known as Enigma and I’m a pure werewolf. Zyborg came to this site as a zombie cyborg! Anyways nice to meetcha!
Also don’t be fooled! Some zombies can be quite nice! They’re not much for scrabble though….. Okay maybe I shouldnt be using Zyborgs jokes…..
nice to meet you jessii, im mrjaffa and im a Witch/wizard/sorcerer/psychic or whatever you want to call it. point is i do magic