1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
No, I’m just kidding. Who are you guys, my little bro’s RPG friends? So tell me, where is he. He’s gonna be late for school. Personally I don’t care, but my mom was getting really worried. So I told her,” Matt’s just fine on his own.” then, she got angry and said,” Then why isn’t he home yet?!” So Now I’m looking for him. Where is he? He needs to get home. NOW. Mom’s really pissed. Heh, some days are a b*tch aren’t they?
Ohh crap….. Your stigmas brother? Uhhhhhhhh I’ll be back….. Have a short errand to run…..
Mutt out
Lemme come please?
Of course! I’ll be in hell on the second level. Thiers an opening on rt 666. Time runs differently down thier, is that going to be a problem?
I control time. Umm no.
Time is so freaking awesome down there. I mean there is so much of it I didn’t realize being a being of time was going to be so…so…AWESOME!!!
You d*mn stupid sons of b*tches, you possibly though your weak time paradox can defeat ME?! I destroyed you doc, but you got another chance. I didn’t need another chance.
Here’s the thing stigma/original I AM time and I could cuase you to as so fast that you would just turn to dust. You and your soul. You could never exist. But no your a noble creature to have lived for so long. I will let you live but your life will be hell.
He’s not the original. Or at least not the vampires original. He’s the silver bloods original. He’s the silverbloods greatest warrior. Stigmas parents should have checked the contract better before they signed. I’m afraid the only way to save stigma is destroy this creap. I’m going to rip out your heart and eat it like a ww then I’ll drink your blood like a vampire finally I’ll burn you and bless the ashes like an angel so you can never return. You are doomed. You wighgrfjf VOICES!!!
The darkest day of the greatest year
the demon shall arise who’s name is fear
to end the war and stop the fight
the one must travel into the darkest light.
This is getting ridiculous. Your dying…., as soon as I get an aspirin.
Oh I want to go. Me, me, me, I love this, can I go please? Sheezz I guess this whole time body thing is a bit more random and child like. Then I thought.
I guess that’s why time slowsduring boring stuff. Shutup!!! Sorry talking to myself….. I think, not sure if the voices are part of me or something else. Yeah you can come. Fighting originals are not fun.
Not fun? Wtf. Everything is fun for time. 🙂 I can even slow down the fun stuff. 😛 Oh man I Love time stuff. YYEEEEHHHAAAA!!!!!
Dude you may want to lay off the happy pills. Wait let me test this DEATH
Can I come also??
YAY HAPPYPILLS
God you people aren’t helping this headache. I’m going to be fighting a superpowerful super pissed original, with father time wacked out on the happy pills and a chorus of voices in my head…… I’m boned.
Mutt out
Totally. (father time and he calls me old school) take three asprin drink anema. Mix egg whites, ammonia, dragon fruit, half of a happy pill, coffee beans, cocoa (not in the package,) and a spoonful of vitamin c. That should stop the voices.
Okay….. Something that won’t make me want to sing kumbia.
Happy pills? They make those? I thought they weren’t supposed to come for 10 years. ❓ howee we gonna kill us a demon YEEEHAAA!!!
Your right this is totally serious. CHRONOS wasn’t considered a god for nothing.
You might want to think about it. You will be killing your friend, your ally, your precious Stigma. And original? Child…. Perish the thought…. FOR I AM MORE!!! I make the the originals. I even played a part in making you………
Hail Survivors,
While I’m a big proponent of time travel, I’m not a big fan of destroying Stigma. Think of it this way – it would just be giving him the easy way out. He still hasn’t finished half his reports on the site let alone resolved the paradox he has created becoming the original of originals. I need him to keep on keeping on….
Is there some other way to solve this? And also can we stop by the time travel convention on May 07 2005? They might have their pretzels back.
Seth
You might want to think about it. You will be harming your friend, your ally, your precious Stigma. And original?Child…. Perish the thought…. FOR I AM MORE!!! I make the the originals. I even played a part in making you………
No…no it can’t be…daddy? Ahahahahahaha. Ho man you are so drunk. I created myself…unless you can’t have gotten free…no it can’t be. How did you get sigmas body? Mutt meet my mortal enemy CHRONOS.
Once a w****, and nothing more.
Nice job describing yourself
I wouldn’t pick on him he could rip out your brain with just a glance.
Yeah and I play a mean harmonica!!!! What kinda of silly juice did you give me doc?
I tick people off all the time. I dont really care. I can teleport away
When most people say that thier just bragging. He’s serious
Come on were fighting a Titan!!!! What the hell!! By the way kronos have you ever watched star trek? I’m guessing no but my favorite phrase from that show is “The good of many outweigh the good of one.” I’ll be hurting stigma but I can bring him back. The death of a hero is better than the death of a coward. Also you tortured my family. I don’t care if you’ve decided to posses gandi I’m going to go through with my plan and anyone who’s stands in my way will die. I AM A MONSTER!!!!
Well if you made me into this I suppose I’ll rip your heart out slowly.
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Thanks for keeping on and keeping down the number of intestinal ripping interludes on the site however let’s just point out here, heart ripping is also somewhat anti-survival. Just saying.
Seth
Yeah well not if your the one doing the ripping. Buri get the subtle hint I’ll do it and not talk about it……. If I live.
I’ve been away for a day and a half running the perimeter of my town and trying to stay away from the cyborg in my attic:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=568
And the demon down the street:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=982&cpage=4#comment-66987
Can someone sum up what’s going on? It seems like a lot. Thanks!
Scarly 🙂
Okay scarly here’s the summary of all the weird crap that’s been happening since I went back in time
1 I killed the original vampire saving the doc from becomeimg possesed.
2. Stigmas been possesed by a very powerful and anoying demon named fear.
3. Doc while saveing my family from fear (thanks again doc) created a time paradox which apparently only blasted the demon somewhat. Meanwhile to survive the impending paradox doc absorbed time and now effectively is time.
4. I’ve been spouting out predictions like the oracle of Delphi and I don’t know why.
5. Over on the cyborg page we’ve been getting reports of ww bieng hunted for thier blood for something called the awakening.
6. A recent message states that I may die in the near future. The report came from myself.
7. Your haveing trouble with a cyborg in your attic and a demon down the street.
If I missed anything please inform me by replying to this comment.
We’re so totaly boned.
Mutt out
Thanks Mutt. Sounds about like a typical week on Seth on Survival. Three questions:
1. Stigma – how are you feeling?
2. Any word from Ashpaw?
3. Anybody got some chocolate chip muffins?
Thanks guys,
Scarly
1-no clue
2-i thought we saved her
3-yes but there mine. You hear? Mine. Ahahahahahaha.
Thats unfortunate doc I really need some, but wolfdemongirl is going to share with me I guess. Are you sticking in this timeline for a while?
Uh no I got a problem in with the Spartans. But I still get to keep the muffins…oh my head hurts uuuuurrrrgggg it’s pulsing muffins, blood, muffins, meat, ooh more muffins. Oh I think I am going to barf.
That’s karma for not sharing with me 😉 but seriously I hope your head feels better. Mine has been hurting too. I think its a result of trying to keep everyone else out and me in. Any tips?
Karma doesn’t exist for time. My head hurts and my back feels like it’s ripping in half and the hair on my head is starting to grow. Longer and longer. Yeaggggg it hurts I feeling like I am making tears of blood.
Hey guys I think its time for an update – its hard to keep track of everything! We are a couple days into the new school year, I am still afraid of the cyborg in my attic, though he only beeps on odd numbered calender days. I’d like to hear some updates from you on your week and current metamorph status.
Pauz – you’re not locked in a bathroom somewhere by the crazy teach – are you?
Mr. Mutt – are you still alive and well? Where are things at between you and Poseidon. Also, I’m still confused, who is the original?
Doctor – what temporal plane are you existing on right now? How’s youre head?
Stigma – Werepyre? New name? Where are we at here?
Ashpaw – ARE YOU ALIVE? We miss you!
Whitewolf(Alex) – Had any trouble with unscheduled transformations at school or in public?
WerewolfGirl – Have you established a rulebook as a female alpha? How are the muffins treating you?
Deaththriller – One with WHO’s soul? How are you?
GoddessOfFate – Your fateliness, thanks for all your assistance of late, anything we can help YOU with?
SETH – How come you’re the best survivor EVER?! Are YOU still keeping on?
Love,
Scarly 🙂
Temporal plane? I don’t know I think I am in the spartan time. Head still attached. To what I don’t know I have no neck arms or legs but hands feet and head i do have.
Wow! Spartan time! Could you get me one of those red capes? I’ve always wnated one of those. So are your head and hands and feet attached directly to your body or is there invisible space in between?
@ scarly why isn’t this down by you commen
I’m not sure what you mean?
Nope =D
No
Whitewolf (Alex)
It’s been a couple days since I’ve heard from you. Are you still keeping on? (As Seth would say?)
Scarly
Every now and then.
(Ive been taking hapgido lessons, I fell on my face waaaay to many times by triping over my leg…)
Wow! What’s hapgido?
Its a matrial arts style mainly involving the elbows and kneecaps
I prefer Kyuki-do. Based off tiekwando jujitsu and judo. Lots of painful stuff hehehehehehee
Wow, maybe you guys should teach a class to all us survivors on what to do if we get attacked when in people-form!
Not specifically aloud to go around telling people how it works….. Something like code V of article M. But just saying, double barrel works wonders.
Mutt out
I’m too clumsy to carry guns. I’d definitely shoot myself by accident.
Today wAs my funal match in exam..
BEAT THE LIVIN HELL OUT OF EVERYONE
>:D
well i guess you do learn something everyday ❗
Don’t forget numbers five six and um…oh right seven.
5-i have regenerated and became new
6-I have choc muffins
7-I am helping with a vampy problem.
CHRONOS I gotta secret for ya. See I know what it will take and I know that if I do what I am about to do…well let’s just say both you and stigma will forever be locked beneath the earth NEVER to return. 😈 see CHRONOS you gave me your power to control time. See when I absorbed it I absorbed enough to make a body, watch time go by me, transport through time, teleport around earth, and over all complete mastery of time it’s self. Now the way I have it figured you need a recharge. Which means you need to sleep in a time ripe area. The only one on the earth is my house. MUT GETT DOWN HERE.
the doctor has spoken and so it must be.
Stigma has to be saved!!! I can save his soul all I need is the soul not the body. I can probably make one…., I think. I’m comeing.
When you get here I want you to bite me.
Just us that nose and find the weakest point in time and space.
Chronos… You’ve Layed open my chest… I can only do two more things I can seperate you from stigmas body and… When I die my angelic essence will turn into a beam of power… Doc you gots to hit him then. Remember the darkest day is coming and so is the one. NOW!!!!!
Hey guys ! well i see everything is good ! Does anyone know what garwood is ? because today at school i went to the nurse because i was felling dizzy and she injected me garwood ! now i’m felling worse ! she said it was made from garlic and a special wood , but i don’t know if i can trust her ! please help i been vomiting all day!!! :S
Garwood is a tree other then that time doesn’t know.
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hey its rebecca im using a diffrent email because i am half asleep uhh my eyes are redish right now! 😆
/Animal inside let it break free seth/ seth let your animal set free animal out man im waiting for ur vidio on were animals listen ANIMAL OUT OR I BITE U
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Pauzzis any updates on your teacher? Did you manage to throw her off? I find teachers get really distracted when I talk to them about their assignments and forget everything else, so maybe if you can handle being *super* interested in what shes assigning you, she’ll forget to care that you’re a vamp! 😉
S
I didn’t had biology on friday so i guess ill see her next week , but she is so scary ! she scares me ! i’m a vamp but i’m afraid of her ! 😳
Don’t worry Pauz, you got a whole crew of WW friends who got your back! Also, showing fear means she has power over you, so just be casual and it will get her suspicions lessened. You are def a cool vamp, so use the three “C’s” Calm, Cool and Collected.
Let me know how it goes!
S 😮
Thanks scarly 🙂 your a really good friend 🙂
subscribing
thanks
Hm, perhaps…..
Chronos was a weak minded god none the less. No I am not Chronos. I am fear, demon of the underworld. I have met chronos before. From what he told me, you sounded like quite the b*tch. And this mr. Mutt… I believe we met. Yes, you are the one who wanted to see my father about his servant. Hm, pathetic creature. You’re having trouble with a mere servant. You MUST be as weak as stigma thinks. Do not regret it….. It is only the truth. There is much bad blood between you. I wonder why…. Heh, no I don’t. Hm, heis telling you not to listen to me….. Why should you listen to him? He lied to you, half the time he was on this site. Why should you listen to me? Cause I can drag you to hell and torture you until you have gnashed your teeth into nothing more. Sound like a viable option?
Mutt and doctor:
Can we kil it now?
Oookay what’s with the comment up above? My chest is completely whole thanks…… Unless… Doc is this fancy phone capable of sending messages BACK in time? If soit sounds like i got my *ss kicked. Let me guess Fear, you want the knife back. I don’t careif stigma lied a thousand times he was a good person and you are an insult to his memory. I will defeat you. Even if I don’t live through it.
By the way are you the spirit of fear? The onethat was released from pandoras box?
Yes yes I am a piece of work. And now I am a more dangerous piece of work “fear see I am time master now. I have completely absorbed CHRONOS or at least every ounce of power he had. I can sense you in thE timeline and I know what has to be done. And I have already seen 1000 way of removing you from stigma and shoving back into the black pit from whence you came.
Also you may wish to remember I was created for one reason and one reason only. To K your father. So little mr fear can be afraid. I am the only one of my kind I have travelled through time I posses the knife and one wickedly enchanted six shooter. What have YOU got….. Besides the infinite power.
Hail WW Survivors,
Not to underplay the danger of Stigma’s latest demonic transformation but I’m just wondering if the key to any of this could be related to a certain report on the cyborgs page…
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=568&cpage=3#comment-72799
Thanks for checking it out.
Seth
If the awakening awoke this I’m going to bust some heads.
I have done it but we have a problem. Your angelic essence isn’t going to last much longer.
Okay messages are coming from the future aren’t they doc?
They are coming from time.
So they’re coming from you?? Or…… God this is confuseing. What happens in these messages already happens right? So trying to prevent it would be a waste of….. Time.
There is 5000 different outcomes and the one you are currently thinking of would indeed be a waste of…time. 🙂 B)
So wait is it going to happen? Or….. Okay I’m confused. 5000 different options aye? That’s the sound of destiny flying out the window my friend.
There is over 10000000000 possibilities on how we could win and completely destroy fear unfortunately only 5 of them does stigma survive.
Stigma must survive. I don’t care what has to happen I will not let someone die if I can help it. You also just through the term ” the possibilities are endless” out the window
Ok death not option got it…there would only be one successful way of pulling that of and for that we need to find pandoras box and a lock.
Heh, infinite power? Only a piece of what I have. I can personally yank out your soul. When I’m done with Stigma’s body, Or when you k*ll him, I can take one of your bodies. Controling time? That sounds delicious… Absolutely tasty!….. Or maybe even you mutt, access to a Mother that can make unimaginable weapons? Who would want to miss out on THAT?!
Humph. I like to see you try. I am time see absorbing me would leave you with a hole inside you. I am an uncontrollable substance. So don’t even try.
That’s why I’m not absorbing you, I’m possessing you. When I’m done, you’ll have no strength to go on….
Just as a general rule I don’t like to be possesed. I blanked my mothers memory she does not remember I was born. The events of the past month are one big blur. I’ve sealed off that possibility Fear. Plus I’m part angel. Angel and demon don’t mix. Why do you think the original chose that? I write this to stigma. If you are still alive stigma, deep in the demons subconciouse I need you to listen. All I need is for you to hold him still. Just for a second. I’ve got a plan.
I will defeat you
You can only live in time you can’t posses it.
Okay Fear why don’t we settle this like a demon and an angelic werepyre who want to k*ll eachother? Meet me in the state of new Mexico at around 5:00 and we’ll see which of us is going down. Unless you’d rather surrender stigma now and return to hell before I make you?!
Perfect idea muttyour on the right track but one little tweak has to happen make it 4:30 5:00 ends with you me and stigma dead but fear lives on. 🙂
Ooooooh……. Perfect! I LOVE the 5:00 idea. Kill off my host…. LOVE the idea.
Ooooooh……. Perfect! I LOVE the 5:00 idea. K*ll off my host…. LOVE the idea.
I’ll drag you back down to hell if it k/lls me!!
Puny little mutt, I’m not who I am for nothing!
Yeah your you cause your dadys…. What Satan shoe shiner?
I want you to try. You cant. And if you can, thats not a problem
Oh great! Guys! Wow….this is just insane! I leave for a few days and I come back and it’s chaos again!
Hail WWGirl,
It’s true. I’m beginning to see this pattern too. Do you have any WW pack mojo to deal with this?
Seth
Chronos I mean fear You’ve Layed open my chest guess I shouldn’t have insulted you I can only do two more things I can seperate you from stigmas body and… When I die my angelic essence will turn into a beam of power… Doc you gots to hit him then. Shove him into pandoras box. My energy should hold long enough for you to send it to hell. Remember the darkest day is coming and so is the one. Do not morn me. NOW!!!!!
Good bye fear i am happy to say pandoras box was missing so I went with plan b. Now who wants to guess what it is?
Mutt are you insane???!!! *sighs* it’s for stigma. I’ll help in any way I can if you want me to
…. No…. No!….. Hahahaha, no…. Nev…..er….. Ha……. I…. Not dead…..
Here is what I am doing to you fear I am absorbing the powers of you and your brothers and using them to restore Mr. Mutt while shipping your powers into an eternal prison because. As both you and I know you can never fully die. You can although be forever trapped in the pandorica. A box built to trap the most dangerous thing in the universe until the end of time. Right now Fear that is you. Good bye and welcome back my werevampangel friend don’t worry about possession, I only used what was necessary to bring you back. Stigma you now have a time field around you, meaning anything come to posses you…well let’s just say they will have never existed. Including Fear and any of the other beings from pandoras box. Fear attempt to escape EVER and I will personally make sure you will regret it till the end of time.
Time has spoken and so it must be.
Hail The Doctor,
Finally a voice of reason here. Thanks for keeping on and working through this with Stigma. This Pandorica thing is excellent.
Er, but now what do you do with the box?
Seth
Well the old doctor would have chained up in a black hole. But I like so I am keeping it in a temporal stasis field in my room.
The doctor has spoken
Heyyyyyy… I think somethings-I- is -AM- possessing-HERE! Whoa what the… GOTOH*LLEVERYBODY! THIS GUY WAS WAY TO EASY TO TAKE OVER!! COME AND GET ME!!
ANYONE KNOW WHO I AM? SON OF SATAN! THAT’S WHO! I need an army… Fear? Willing to help? Or are you the rebellious type? I hope you aren’t…
Just call me DEATH…
My name? Call me death.
I’m Death jr
Hail Thriller 58,
Thanks for keeping on. Mr Mutt is working with the Doctor to deal with this situation. Apparently he just needs to take a Tylenol and brush his teeth first….
Just keep on keeping on.
Seth
Deathz is here
What the f*ck…..?
Dude I just came back from the dead. I have a blinder headache and my mouth tastes like lead you have a day to vacate thriller before I personally come over there and kick your *ss. Stigma… How ya feeling?
I am almost in the same boat mutt, look you freaking demon if I were in a good mood I might have let you lived but now I am hissed plain old fashioned pissed off and if you were smart you’d know pissing time off cannot be good. Suggestion BACK OFF!!!
Tired, hungry, thirsty…… Angry, depressed. Guilty…. Lonely…. Hate…. Hungry…. Free…. Hungry…… Thirsty… Did I mention hungry?
I took over a vampire body so I’m very thirsty.
It’s okay dude that demon took you for quite the joyride. Don’t feel guilty or depressed it wasn’t you who did any of that. Oh and if you feel like you got hit by a train….. That’s kinda my fault. Had to punch fear twenty feet backwards. By the way fear ain’t gone for good. He will return on the darkest day of the greatest year. I think I’ve figured it out the darkest day is the winter solstice. The greatest year is going to be 2012. A war is going to break out and to end it some one is going to have to …… I think I heard something. I’m going out to investigate.
Mutt out
It seems 2012 is the end of my line. To defeat fear I will have to die.
No! wait a second…2012 is not the end of MY line but the end of someone else. It seems He’s close. He isn’t Mutt so who? And death for you to have entered you host he would have had to invite you. Meaning he probably tried to comit suicide. Point is he accepted death allowing you access to his body. So no I don’t care about the host
(that and I am feeling really pissed off. So just leave me alone.) and micheal Jackson was killed by me. If I had let it go on someone very important to me would have committed suicide.
Hm? You’re still Fear right? If you’re not what a shame….
Fear… avoid the doctor at all costs… I know you can defeat him prove the doctor wrong!
Hn? Does no one care about my host? No ones come to kick my @ss! Death is still here! And Doc if you control time than prove it and stop Michael Jackson from dying
SETH BIG PROBLEMO HERE !!!!!!!!!!!! MY TEACHER FOUND OUT I’M A VAMP ( FORGOT MY WALKER AT MY HOUSE TODAY , BUT IT WAS CLOUDY ) SHE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID VERRY WELL VAMPIRE ILL SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE THSI WEEK 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 I DON’T WANT TO DIE ! HELP PLEASE HELP HELP HELP 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥
Hail Pauzzis,
Thanks for this new update from your school. Maybe the first question to ask yourself here is, how did your teacher figure out that you were a vampire when you forgot your DW ring. Did you sparkle in the sunshine? Or did your ears start to smoke? Or is your teacher some kind of supernatural being herself, say a werewolf or even a vampire? Any clues you can tell us could help us all to advise you. Do you think this has anything to do with the Garwood innoculation you received?
Understanding who you are dealing with can help us all to offer advice before the end of the week.
Seth
Hmm pauzzi one. How could you be so stupid. Oh sorry bad way to put it. Still though you had Harappa inoculated into you. Surprising is you immune system advanced or something. Cuase from what i learned Garwood is poisonous to supernaturals like you and me. Second. You teacher found out…hmm…of what breed is your teacher? She must be a supernatural. Or she would have seen you period…unless…she might be a vampire hunter.
Time has spoken.
That is riddled with spelling mistakes Harappa is supposed to be Garwood
Or she would have seen you period. should have been she wouldn’t have seen you period.
Afta tha boroúse na eínai éna próvli̱ma an o dáskalós sas recognizes you.
Hail The Doctor,
Thanks for helping out and weighing in on Pauzzis’ dilemma but can we get a little translation here? Also maybe a look at your Supernatural Doctorate…? Where did you study again…?
Seth
I don’t know how she found out ! i sit in the darkest corner of the classroom and i always have a jacket on ! she’s from poland , and when she gets mad she starts growling but only at me , so i suppose she is a WW and about the garwod injection i still feel really bad my stomach is always growling ( not good for a vamp ) my head hurts , and my mom maked me go to school because i had to deliver an assigment ! but i’m really worried 😕 ill just tell my mom that i have a fever and that i can’t attend school ! but if i do that she will take me for a check up with the doctor !!!! that can’t happen !!!! please any more tips ?!?!?!?!?
As I said Garwood is supposed to be poisonous so that fact that your alive is a good sign that you won’t die. As for the teacher problem…all I got is sack her on the back of the head real hard with a pure silver baseball bat and hope she forgets every thing
Seth I am not a doctor. You said I had to keep my name a secret and since I heal wounds in the fabric of space and time. That sort of makes my like times doctor but since I am time I just wanna keep the name.
Seth Seth … … Seth den boró̱ na transpate af̱tó, allá an to kánete tóte íso̱s na eínai se thési̱ na párei eména na sas po̱ to mystikó mou.
Time has spoken
I am dearly sorry about the insulting comment but this new body is rather good at coming up with insults.
……guys I’m not sure I want to do this…..this is kindof the Sam ethnic going on and on..
I don’t blame you. I’m stuck at the bottom of a well right now wrapped in silver chains without my day ring. The culties got me. I’m pretty sure their going to kill me and use my soul to power thier spell. No after life for me. The one is comeing doc. He’s going to fuvfftxg
The one? Who’s the one? Not the original time traveller I am he. So who is it?
Are u here mr mutt
Werewolfgirl where do you live How old are you
Hey that’s a little personal……..
Hail Survivors,
There are a few basic rules of supernatural survival here on the site.
1. No real names, ages, or geographic locations
2. Nothing anti-survival as defined by ME. And sometimes Graham and his evolving admittedly imperfect anti-survivalness filter.
I reserve the right to edit any and all comments that threaten your survival!
Your survival is my survival.
Seth
Seth can you help me I don’t know how I’m a ww help me
Hail Wolfdemongirl07,
Thanks for checking in with your question. Verifying your lycanthropy diagnosis is an important step in learning to live with your condition and not hurt anybody you love. If you have thoroughly scanned yourself and received “werewolf,” at least 3 times in a row with a percentage 75% or higher, then it’s time to ask yourself a few questions:
1. Have you been bitten in the last 28 days ie: since the last full moon? Before you answer, you may want to consider that ometimes the trauma of being attacked by a WW can cause you to forget that it happened. Your brain may turn it into a dream or you might not remember at all. You may need to thoroughly inspect your person under a bright light because lycanthropic mutagens can trigger a super-healing response that quickly closes the bite wound.
2. Do you have any mysterious family members or ancestors with lycanthropic tendencies? Say, who disappeared every 28 days and returned with no explanation? Or had unusual hair growth patterns? Or allergies to silver?
Answering these questions will help us here on the site to help you. Although at the moment some of the more experienced WWs are a little bit indisposed due to an unforeseen outbreak of witchiness. But possibly one of them can take a break to advise you.
Seth
You know what? I am done fighting demons. I want something new. Time is bored and that is not good.
Hail The Doctor,
Thanks for keeping on and helping out here on the site. I completely understand the toll that fighting demons appears to take on Time and also reportedly, on Mr. Mutt’s breath.
If you have a minute at some point Pauzzis could use a little advice dealing with a certain teacher who has discovered her vampire identity… http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=57#comment-73257
Seth
Scarly I have chocolate chip muffins
Hail WWdemongirl07,
Thanks for checking in with your winning choc chip muffins! The world needs more supernatural muffiny goodness, what with the flurry of demon activity, and Pauzzis’ teacher discovering that she’s a vampire and Mr. Mutt trapped in the bottom of the well and ….
Did you order them online? Or make them yourself? Is there enough for everyone?
Keep on keeping on!
Seth
Can you send me some? You’re a lifesaver. My entire town is out of chocolate chips!! What’s a wolf to do?!
Scarly I have chocolate chip muffins
Dear “Survivors”
I am not your half breed friend. My name is Saturn and I am leader of the silver hoods. We are not to be confused with those abnoxcious demons called the silver bloods. We are an ancient order of witches. Over the past year we have decided it is in the best intrests of mother earth for the human race to cease existing. We have unleashed deaths brothers. Famine, Disease, and War. They will help clear the way to our victory. We unfortunatly had to use your friends soul to open the gateway but it is no loss. We will be unleashing our greatest weapon on the darkest day. That is when the fabric of the world will be stretched thinnest. We write this as both a warning and invitation. Join us and help be part of the solution. Or stay out of our way we will not tolerate delays in our plan. You have been warned and the awekenimg has begun. Stand in our way and perish.
Sincerely, Saturn leader of the Silver Hoods
Mr. Mutt has been captured? Looks like there’s no rest for me after all, I’m coming mutt!
Mutt is no longer amongst the living or dead. You can come but all that awaits you is death.
Sincerely, Saturn leader of the Silver Hoods
Hail Zyborg,
Thanks for checking in on Mr. Mutt. From what I understand he is in silver chains in the bottom of a well and his channel taken over by a witch named Saturn who seems recklessly ignorant of the fact that witches are humanoid too.
Seth
Good, Saturn of the Silver Hoods, tell me, since your cults hacking signal has failed. What is Los demonios de la nada? What is the void? Tell me what you know or I’ll beat it out of you.
The demons of the void was a trick to keep your simple cyborg brain busy while we hunted down your friends.
Saturn leader of the Silver Hoods
There is a flaw in your trickery Saturn, am ambush would have been more than sufficient wouldn’t it? Why wouldnt you attack while im around them, logically speaking there is something about me that you know and are afraid of, the plan to make me leave was to divert me from finding something. So know tell me, what is on the other side of the void? What grand weapon to eradicate the human race do you think you have?
And what have you done to the Doctor?
Zyborg need any help with this?
Fine sinceyou have proven to be slightly intelligent I will Give you the privelige knowing how you will d*e. On the other side of the void is a power like no other. It is not a ww, vampire, angel, or any other type of monster. It’s reffered to as a demon because it is full of hate for everything. At the begging of the human race a group of sorcerers sealed it across the void so that it could never rain down destruction again. Until recently it was thought thier was no key. But your friend Mutt had the key. He opened the door and then sealed it. Every witch on the planet felt the desturbance. We now have the key and we will open the door on the darkest day and release the power. You Can not hope to stop us.
Sincerely, Saturn
Wow.. More cultists wanting to destroy everything
•_•
You know what…… I think I’ll just go and chain myself up and wait for this sturn thing to come posses me or whatever…..
Mmmmm….. Delicious…… Oh hello… I’m looking for a new playmate! Sooo lonely….
Shut up fear, not right now
Fear…. Subtle and to the point! Like my favorite knife! But not me…. Hmmmm. How about CALAMITY?! I love destruction. In fact…….
Calamity, we need you back here NOW. You were not suposed to posses someone for another four months! You are supposed to standby and let the horesmen do thier work and help IF needed. This is NOT according to plan.
Saturn
s.p. Ew osla evah a melborp thiw eht ydob. Sti gnissim. Mirror
Oo oo I am swoop ok good at finding missing things. And apparently I can read backwards tuohtiw a rorrim. Coool!
I really don’t feel well.. Of course you don’t sweetheart, you were nearly murdered by your “ally”!
Calamity quit tortureing your vessel and get over here! It’s missing it was thier and then it was gone. We think the angels might have taken it! Get over here!
Saturn
Sorry! You KNOW my hunger gets to me after a while. I’m pretty sure we lived together long enough for you to figure it out. And as for the thing, have you checked the prisoner at all? Maybe he broke free and stole it. It did look pretty interesting, and I told you not to leave it out, but nooooooo, you had to brag about it to all of this fish on line spider web!
Humph ok I found my ring I am fine now. For some reason there is no timeline for you to.
Ok guys there’s a whole lot more posessing going on here than I think our little family of survivors should stand for. Instead of focusing on the bad things that are happening I want us all to do a little research and try to find some solutions to this problem. I don’t know about you but I was pretty happy being in my head alone.
I did some research and found that saying these words three times can protect those of us who aren’t possessed and weaken the entities in those of us who are. I asked my friend who is a protection master and he said it should work.
“I am me and I am strong. Brothers till the end, nothing can go wrong” you can say sisters instead if you want. It’s not enough to say it out loud I want every one to write a comment using it three times in the comment. We can fix this. Who’s with me? Stigma, Mr Mutt, werewolfgirl, doctor, thriller, pauzzis, ashpaw if you’re out there and all the others, who’s with me?! Here’s mine, post yours below!
Brothers till the end, nothing can go wrong”
Brothers till the end, nothing can go wrong”
Brothers till the end, nothing can go wrong”
Now let talk about this eclipse. Anybody got anything to report?
I Went to all costs to not kill stigma. Fight this thing stigma!!!!! Why do you have so many problems with bieng possesed? Fight it!!!
Brothers till the end, nothing can go wrong.
Brothers till the end, nothing can go wrong.
Brothers till the end, nothing can go wrong.
This makes me feel stronger……. Thanks scarly
I ditto that WWG, thanks Scarly!
Other survivors report the use of salt too. You shake a circle of salt around you and incant inside the circle. If you happen to have an order of french fries handy, maybe put them down first. You may still have a demon problem but your fries will be delicious!
Keep on keeping on!
Seth
Me too WWG. Let’s try to get everyone on board with it! Thanks for being the first!
god people I die a/d this is what happens??? Yes it’s me, Mutt. Calamitys dubm thmbmessage doesn’t say the knife missing it’s the body. Yeah angels did steal it. Then they took what tiny part of my soul had survived and made it bigger and stronger. Then they took my powers. Yeah that right I’m human…. Almost. They said I’d failed in my mission (like I knew I had one) and that I had to earn my powers back by defeating one of the demons. They removed my wolf and vampire then they chopped off my wings. It HURT. But I think that energy that doc tranfered into me made me part demon. I’ve got two little knobs on my head and I’m still really strong. Also I think all those quantum leaps have made me sensitive to the holes in the universe. I can jump through them now. So hear I am Mutt version 2.0 ready to kick *ss. Zyborg remember what these monsters did to your friends! Don’t stop fighting!!
Mutt out
Now, you know I’m not Calamity right? But…. Calamity sounds dangerous… And I am dangero- There’s something in my head! It wa- ssshhhhhh! It’s okay…. In case you’re wondering, I’m Your friend matt’s wo- I CAN’T THINK!!!!
WOLF SIDE!
Erg… Fine since all plans are ruined I daresay to ignore those other useless posts I made earlier, I am still quite evil since the signal screeched into my brain, now my zombie half wants to feed, I hunger for flesh. Me and my new ghost vamp friend are going out for a late night snack! Hahahahaha!!
Eat muffins not flesh. Muffins taste better and have more nutritional value. Still evil??? Just eat muffins instead of flesh they might (maybe) help your evil problem too (hopefully). Repeat after me:”it is not a logical choice to be evil and eat flesh. Being good and eating muffins is better.
Eh, heh fair guess wasn’t it.