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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,804 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Krptu117 says

    August 5, 2011 at 4:55 am

    anyone on right now

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 5, 2011 at 7:32 am

      me 😀

      Reply
  2. thelancerock says

    August 5, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Yay! We made a new page of comments! XD

    Reply
  3. krptu117 says

    August 5, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    yeah we did thats pretty cool 😛

    Reply
  4. Thelancerock says

    August 5, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    4:00 am, date unknown

    *Haven’t slept, nomplan of doing so, Body currently set to wide-awake mode (half brain sleeps, half brain awake)

    *unfortunately, their have been amazing paranormal activity going on, like the TV currently making weird sounds, footsteps on the upper floor, and this coldness on my shoulder.

    Have to show no fear, or else, I’m out.

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      August 5, 2011 at 9:01 pm

      I need some help guys. I recently went on a quest. I was given an old family book and in it were directions for a scavenger hunt. I was reading through the pages when I saw the back page was peeling up out of the book – so I pulled it up and I found directions for a werewolf scavenger hunt. It’s true! One of my ancestors was a wolf!! So I went on the quest and gathered three items. I had to cross three borders, but I managed to get it all three items. One was an old rusted key buried at the foot of a tree. The second was a green piece of stained glass. The third was a dried flower.

      When I got back, someone had taken the book, so I don’t know what they mean, or how I’m supposed to use them. Do you guys have any thoughts about how these three things would make something that would be useful for a ww? Even if you had ideas about one of the three things Id really love to hear about them. Any ideas would be interesting!!!

      Reply
      • LOLStigmaLOL says

        August 6, 2011 at 2:43 am

        Hmmmmmmmmmm…… Did you check the tree where you found the key? The lock/chest might be around there. I’ve learned that from maaaaany years of experience. Well….. Actually it was because I found a key in my big brothers room, and I looked on top of a shelf and found a safe or money holder hor whatever and (putting two and two together) used the key to open the safe thingy. It was filled with ones tens and twenties! ^3^ I took maybe 34 and put the safe thingy back. Threw the key back where I found it. Yippee! 34 dollars for Meeee!

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        • Scarly says

          August 6, 2011 at 5:36 am

          Good point Stigma, I guess I’d better go back and dig around the roots of that tree and see what I can find. Any thoughts on the green glass or the dried flower? I get the feeling they’re all supposed to work together somehow but I can’t figure it out. 😐

          Guess you’ll have to buy your brother a nice present with the $34 huh? Lololol 😉

          Reply
      • thelancerock says

        August 6, 2011 at 5:20 am

        Maybe some items that could link you to your ancestor. Probably, the rusted key, he/she used for something that stored his valuable possession, the stained glass, a mark to make him/her remember where he/she hid it. The dried flower, I can’t tell. That’s as far as my instincts can go…. But I really hope this helps.

        TLR

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        • thelancerock says

          August 6, 2011 at 5:37 am

          Oops. Wrong E-mail XD

          Reply
      • thelancerock says

        August 6, 2011 at 5:42 am

        Anyways, These three items have something to do with your ancestor’s past. I’m about 85% certain of it. The key, he used for well, like stigma said, a lock. The glass, for hiding the lock. The flower, for something I can’t tell…

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        • Scarly says

          August 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm

          Good point TLR, maybe the flower is to signify the climate/area where my ancestor hid the item? Wherever that flower grows, that’s where the box or chest could be? I really want some answers, this is really helpful. I guess I have to post a picture of this flower now so you guys can help me figure out where it is!

          Reply
          • thelancerock says

            August 7, 2011 at 5:49 am

            maybe, and… We need a floral expert, since the only time flowers are of use to me are when I’m hitting on a girl XD

            Reply
  5. Mr. Mutt says

    August 6, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    The monstrometer gave me 99.58% certain reading I’m a werewolve. But I was never bitten that I can remember. I did the trest 7 times and it came up the same.

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 5:31 am

      Well, depends. Look for a newly made scar. If not one scar is found, maybe you are genetic, and must wait for the age of adolescence.

      Reply
  6. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 10:11 am

    Nope no scar. I may be a genetic werewolf. I’ve just reached early adolesece and I’m about 6feet tall. I can also smell really well. Sometimes when I’m out in public I get this weird stench. It smells strange and I see these weird looking people staring at me like they hate me.

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 2:12 pm

      I’ve been there… But it’s awesome how you’re 6 ft. already. I’m only 5″6. Next you will feel anger for no exact reason, and your emotions will be amplified.

      Reply
      • thelancerock says

        August 7, 2011 at 2:14 pm

        OH CRAP! DELETE THIS COMMENT SETH! XD I PUT MY EMAIL IN NAME! IT’S OK IF IT WERE JUST WEREWOLVES, BUT A51 AGENTS AND SKULL HQ MIGHT FIND ME!!! DELETE THIS PLEASE!!!

        Reply
        • thelancerock says

          August 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm

          Oh wait, it’s already deleted.

          Reply
        • Seth says

          August 7, 2011 at 7:18 pm

          Hail TLR,

          I have a filter in place for that so it was automatically caught so never fear your email is safe from A51 and Skull HQ. So I saw the problem and fixed up your user name.

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
          • thelancerock says

            August 7, 2011 at 8:16 pm

            thanks seth 😀 I always could count on you.

            Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 2:22 pm

      pHEW, the comment was deleted, I wasn’t exactly myself for the past week, mostly because of fighting demons, mostly, I had to stay awake the whole day…

      Anyways

      Mr. Mutt,
      Congrats. you have a high chance of being a ww. And I’ve been there. It will be hard on you for about a year maximum. But that’s just because your powers are getting amped up. Oh and prepare for the next stage, Your emotions will be amplified, and you will start talking to yourself, Your wolf side will advice your human side on how to handle life’s choices, take note your inner wolf is like the ultimate version of you.

      e.g.

      if you are vile, your wolf will be adept in fighting.

      I’m inventive, smart but when angered, can put all that behind and smash away. that’s twice the power with my wolf.

      So… Just be ready for what lies ahead.

      Reply
  7. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Thanks thelancerock I’m already having some anger issues. Any idea who the strangers are? Their usually pretty pale

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 3:49 pm

      You’re very welcome, and as for those who are staring at you, they may sense that you are a threat, take note that vampires have pale skin, but when they feed they regain the glow of their skin, those may be ghosts too, as some have the power to show their entire body. Possibly, a zombie, who is not yet re-animated. Try to ask some neighbors, they might just help.

      Reply
    • Seth says

      August 7, 2011 at 6:26 pm

      Hail Mr. Mutt,

      Thanks for checking in and keeping on. I second TLR’s assessment of your lycanthropy status. There have been reports of WWs who do not recall being bitten and who find no mark after a period of intense Stage One illness – usually around 48 hours. Have you been sick lately? But this is rare. Usually some flashes of memory will return in dreams or other moments of relaxation and often but not always, the “biter” will try to locate you, either to a) help you through your first transformation or b) eliminate you because you are living evidence that somebody broke the non-transformation code. (Werewolves unlike zombies and even vampires to some extent, are not big recruiters. When they recruit it’s usually an accident.)

      So as TLR points out, that leaves the genetic option and the fact the Dog Days Moon is coming up in six days. While this may not be your moon, you will still feel the pull. Possibly there are vampires checking up on you. If so, don’t let the make you do anything rash. Do you know where your lycanthropy comes from ie: which relative? If so, you may want to make contact with them for the 13th when the Dog Days Moon rises…

      Above all, keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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      • thelancerock says

        August 7, 2011 at 8:14 pm

        I’ve always despised the moon, it’s lucky for many wolves, but change me. I transform at will (because I’m genetic) but don’t really use my werewolf much, so I guess I have to pay by having EXTREMELY BAD LUCK when it’s the full moon.

        Reply
  8. thelancerock says

    August 7, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    Time: 3:04 Date: August 8 2011

    Have to fight them again. They are getting annoying, I’d actually start swearing 9,999,999 times now. They’re making lots of noises, yet I have no choice but to stay awake, because I always go in the mid-state-mental-transformation-Thing, which like I told ktrpu, makes your soul witness the events happening to your werewolf and your human both. And you know what happens when you leave your soul? ghosts come for it.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 7, 2011 at 6:38 pm

      Hail TLR,

      Thanks for keeping on and helping out on the site. Your posts to survivors are much appreciated. Sorry to hear about the all-nighter but on the bright side congrats on the epic swearing streak. Probably a world record. In fact I had no idea that many swears existed. How many languages are you working with there? Hey! Can I give your contact info to the swearing scientists at Keele University who did that research with the ice water?Because I think you may have found a new level here, they should study you.

      Hey just kidding. No but seriously, I think you may have found the cause of your stalker ghost friends. Maybe you should keep your soul grounded for a while and see if they go away.

      Whatever you do, just keep on keeping on.

      Seth
      Swearing for Survival

      Reply
      • thelancerock says

        August 7, 2011 at 8:10 pm

        Actually, as a matter of fact, no one in my family and friends that are very close to me have died… So, these ghosts must be ones that have died in the unit upstairs. Also, 3 are in the house, 1 girl 2 men. So, I pretty much just hang out… I won’t be sleeping the whole day out, Which could be good. It might just convince them to back off my soul, actually I already told them “hey! Get your own body! I’m using this one.”

        P.S.
        Lol about the swearing, and yes, I use a universal translator to swear in 35 different languages.

        Reply
      • thelancerock says

        August 7, 2011 at 8:57 pm

        Oh and sorry, If I do that, I’ve had shared my information with ONE too many people.

        Reply
  9. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Vampires you say? That’s annoying. They are my altime least favorite supernatural being. Anyways not sure if any family members are werewolves my mother may be a phycic. I have noticed that I’ve been getting stronger since somtime in July is that when the dog star starts to rise?

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 8:20 pm

      yep… and you won’t get any stronger, until you actually do become an adolescent. Your strength before that will only be used when needed.

      Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 8:24 pm

      You shouldn’t necessarily make them “least favorite”. Lots of vampires here are actually nice.

      Reply
  10. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    I mean moon

    Reply
  11. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Dang you mean I have to wait almost two years come on!

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 8:25 pm

      It’s not that bad 😀 I’ve waited a long time already, With my wolf being 211 years old and my human side almost 12 this august 22

      Reply
  12. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    211? Whoa not sure how old my wolf part is I think it says bark! No sorry that was my dog

    Reply
  13. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Any ways I’m around thirteen to fourteen. Sorry but I’m not gonna get anymorespecific than that

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 8:40 pm

      It’s alright. You should have a bit of control over your wolf now. Why not try doing so?

      Reply
  14. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    Ok …. Hmm I just told it to sit and I THINK it said you first

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 7, 2011 at 8:55 pm

      Yeah… It starts with the thinking, because your wolf is just getting used to your body, after that he will be agressive. Then after a few months, he’ll start respecting you.

      Reply
  15. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    As soon as I read that the wolf said that I could forget the respect thing. According to him he’s three hundred years older than me and that I haven’t even noticed him till now. He said he influenced me to get the monstrometer app in the first place so I’d stop ignoreing him. Between you me and any other werewolf he sounds kind of resentful

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  16. LOLStigmaLOL says

    August 7, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    Okay……. It was seriously weird, cuz my mom came in a minute ago and told me to put on this collar thing. She told me she would ground me otherwise. So the collar has a light on it that turns green when I’m inside. Outside the green light starts blinking. Any idea what this is? Huh, ever since I turned thirteen my parents have been treating me differently. What’s happening?

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      August 8, 2011 at 3:02 am

      Haha don’t worry too much Stigma, everyone’s parents get a little crazy when their kids turn into teenagers. I bet that they are just trying out different ways to make sure you are safe and they know where you are.

      That being said, there are lots of rumours about teenagers turning into werewolves lately, especially since TEEN WOLF is on TV again. If they think thats the case, tell them you are a vegetarian – it might help ease some pressure.

      Hope it all works out!! 😆

      Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 8, 2011 at 5:12 am

      Yep, parents can get overreactive… I mean, my parents just scold me for nothing XD, and lemme tell ya, teen wolf, is nothing but trouble, far from the “true” story about werewolves, after all, they just target the hottie so they can make big bucks.

      Here’s the formula

      Dumb storyline + Hot actor + Dumb girlfriend = rich producer

      Reply
  17. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    Not to worry you but it sorta sounds like a shock collar. The kind that we used to use on our dog. Along that train of thought if your a werewolf that could mean that if you suddenly morf it will shock you or mabe even provent you from morfing. On the other paw… I mean HAND it could be something completely different.

    Reply
    • LOLStigmaLOL says

      August 7, 2011 at 9:50 pm

      But I’m not a werewolf! I-I mean it wouldn’t make sense, werewolves endorse transformation right?! And I never got bit! I-I mean I don’t have any bite marks…. An—-and how would my parents know?! AND DON’T YOU F@&$ING SAY MY PARENTS ARE A51 BeCAUSE IM SURE A51 DONT HAVE TIME FOR THEIR CHILDREN!

      Reply
      • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

        August 8, 2011 at 7:40 am

        Calm down stigggggggggy 

        Reply
  18. krptu117 says

    August 7, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    This drives me crazy i cant control myself i scare myself sometimes my friend came over yesterday and i had to tell him about my wolf side he’s the 2nd person who knows about my secret.we are very close friends so he wouldnt report me to AR51.i dont know if i should tell my family or not.if so can someone help me break the news to them
    sincerely
    krptu117

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 7, 2011 at 11:03 pm

      By the way lolstigmalol what’s this about werewolfe endorsing transformation? To my understanding only the genetic werewolf can control it.

      Reply
      • LOLStigmaLOL says

        August 7, 2011 at 11:53 pm

        I don’t think you understand what endorse means. Endorse means to agree

        Reply
      • Scarly says

        August 8, 2011 at 2:59 am

        Nice to meet you, Mr. Mutt

        I am Scarly, and I’m also a genetic werewolf. How have you been feeling lately? I know it can be really crazy at first, but once you get used to being a werewolf, it’s not so bad. What have been some of your craziest experiences so far?

        Have you transformed more than once so far?

        if you have any questions, we have lots of answers here on the site.

        Scarly 😉

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        • Mr. Mutt says

          August 8, 2011 at 12:43 pm

          Sorry I haven’t replied scarly but i’ve been kinda preocupied with this angel thing. No I have yet to transform I’ve been able to contact my wolf but not transform. I think pretty much the entire experiance is crazy. Mutt out

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  19. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    Calm down kid. I never said your folks are area51agents. It’s possible one of them could be a werewolf. In that case you wouldn’t have to be bitten and you would be able to control your transformation. More likely I’m completely wrong and your completely human and your parents are just acting weird. But if they have been treating you weird since you turned 13 it could be because that’s the general age when genetic werewolf traits are starting to be triggered. In any case I’d test myself with the monstrometer to see if I came up positive for werewolf. That’s my opinion. Take how you will

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  20. Mr. Mutt says

    August 7, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    The above comment is to lolstigmalol

    Reply
    • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

      August 8, 2011 at 7:51 am

      And this comment is to mr. mutt :0

      Reply
      • thelancerock says

        August 8, 2011 at 8:20 am

        lol. Maybe you should be called lolalexlol, but that’s just unoriginal bro. this comment is to WhiteWolf (Alex) XD

        Reply
  21. Mr. Mutt says

    August 8, 2011 at 1:42 am

    Yeah and only the genetic ww can agree to transform. Unless your suggesting that by not destroying themesevels bitten ww are agreeing to morf

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    • LOLStigmaLOL says

      August 8, 2011 at 2:34 am

      Don’t take this the wrong way! Because if this was a roadtrip to Canada, you’d be in china right now! I mean that parent werewolves want their children to have experience and stuff….. Or something. So it wouldn’t make sense if this was a shock collar cuz that would kind of…… Errrrr….. Holy croissants in a hand basket. I just lost my train of thought. Excuse me while I chase after that train of thought

      Reply
      • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

        August 8, 2011 at 7:45 am

        Why not just take it off when your parents go away?

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        • LOLStigmaLOL says

          August 8, 2011 at 2:14 pm

          Cuz I can’t! It locks on after you put it on!….. I think. Cuz it won’t come off no matter how hard I pull! Oh crap! The light just turned red!

          Reply
          • thelancerock says

            August 8, 2011 at 2:40 pm

            Now that’s just inhumane. Ay jusko po!

            Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            August 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm

            Well mabe I’m not the smartest guy on the webpage but I wouldn’t try to take off the collar just now.

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              August 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm

              Okay firstly what happened when the light turned red and secondly do you have accses to a large magnet cause that could cause the thing to shortcircuit and boom your free to try to rid yourself of the collar

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              • LOLStigmaLOL says

                August 8, 2011 at 6:14 pm

                The friggin thing shocked me! Then I think it injected me with something. The next minute my parents come in. There was a sort of aggresiveness to them, which quicly turned into relief, which THEN turned to worry. They used some sort of medicine on my neck. And they both hugged me tightly. My mom said she ” Didn’t want to lose me” under their breath. Of course this all happened before I passed out. I only woke up about fifteen minutes ago. Any idea what happened?

                P.S. When’s the next full moon? Maybe the werewolf thing might be right.

                P.S.S. That picture is meeeeeeeee! In anime form

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                • LOLStigmaLOL says

                  August 8, 2011 at 6:17 pm

                  P.S.S.S. It probably did this because I pulled on the collar too hard

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                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    August 8, 2011 at 11:19 pm

                    Look since I’m about to go out and fight an angel and I might not come back excuse me if I’m a bit smug about this… Told ya so. Aniwsys for the shock I’d invest in some rubbr boots the shot is a completely different matter. Ask TLR or Scarly what to do about it. The full moon is the 13 it’s known as the dog moon because it’s one of the most potent moons of the year. Now if you’ll iscuse me it’s time to fry some angel Kentucky style. Mutt out

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                    • Thriller58 says

                      August 8, 2011 at 11:32 pm

                      Mutt!!! Why?! We just ( kinda ) met!! Now you’re doing supernatural suicide! ( I need a t-shirt that says that! )

                    • LOLStigmaLOL says

                      August 9, 2011 at 2:23 pm

                      Okay mister ” I spell anyways ‘aniwsys'” you also told me the obvious. Not really helpful. Well anyways. I went walking with my mom this morning. It was quite windy actually. My mom looked ready to collapse when we got home, which is rather strange because we only walked two blocks. At night we usually run at least my school’s field (which is about a mile). She also was looking for something before we went walking. She searched for about half an hour, then when she couldn’t find it, she started putting on sunblock. A LOT of sunblock.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      August 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm

                      Okay stigma first of all I don’t care how you spell anyways. Secondly I seem to remeber a large comment above that basically screamed that you couldn’t be a ww. Thirdly I’m just trying to help so if you could stop takeing your frusteration out on me I’d apprciate it. Fourthly I’m fine thanks for asking the angel didn’t turn me to dust. Fifthly sunscreen?
                      Mutt out

                • thelancerock says

                  August 9, 2011 at 4:54 am

                  Well I told you stigma, parents can get overreactive sometimes.

                  Reply
                  • LOLStigmaLOL says

                    August 9, 2011 at 3:47 pm

                    You can’t let it end this way Monica! I love you!
                    I love you too Barry!
                    I feel like I can die in your arms right now!
                    Oh Barry..
                    Oh Monica…
                    Can I ask you something?
                    What is it baby?
                    Would you be mad if I told you I was actually a man?
                    *gunshot*
                    Ugh… Why Barry? I loved you!
                    What have I done?! MONICA!!!!!

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      August 9, 2011 at 6:10 pm

                      Okay first of all who’s Monica? Second of all ( and please try not to blow up at me this is only a thought it’s probably completely wrong) from your description it sounds like your mom is a ….. Vampire. That would explain why she was so weak because she couldn’t find her day ring. That’s my opinion which is probably wrong. After all I couldn’t spell anyways
                      mutt out

    • Thriller58 says

      August 8, 2011 at 11:29 pm

      Well hell mr. Muff I mean mutt… any way what happs? I ‘m look above fo my name lazy! Nah just kidd ing I’m Thriller 58 aka moto16 aka Celebrity Research! Nice to meeeeeeet you! So your a jiblee jiblee jiblee… werewolf… man what’s up with the HUGE shortage of vampires?! Jiblee jiblee jiblee…

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        August 9, 2011 at 1:47 pm

        Okay two questions who are you and what’s junker

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          August 9, 2011 at 1:50 pm

          I mean jiblee

          Reply
        • Thriller58 says

          August 9, 2011 at 9:14 pm

          Uh I told you! I’m Thriller58 aka Moto16 aka celebrity research! And jiblee is just a thing I like to say!

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            August 9, 2011 at 9:22 pm

            What’s celebrity research? And whats with the looking for your name?
            Nice to meet you to
            mutt (not muff) out

            Reply
            • Thriller58 says

              August 9, 2011 at 9:26 pm

              Sweet mother o’ jiblee! Celebrity research was my name for a while!

              Reply
              • Mr. Mutt says

                August 9, 2011 at 9:38 pm

                Okay and what’s with looking for your name. Sorry but I just got home from
                destroying an angel a few hours ago so I’m a little off of my game

                Reply
                • Thriller58 says

                  August 9, 2011 at 9:58 pm

                  I was just bęįng funny

                  Reply
  22. thelancerock says

    August 8, 2011 at 5:14 am

    Scarly ,when can we see the photo of the flower?

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      August 9, 2011 at 3:12 am

      Hi TLR, Sorry for the delay. I can’t figure out how to post it here. Do you know?

      Reply
      • thelancerock, king of rocklan says

        August 10, 2011 at 6:24 pm

        Send seth an email 😀

        Reply
  23. WhiteWolf (Alex) says

    August 8, 2011 at 7:43 am

    Yay flowers?

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 8, 2011 at 8:15 am

      lol. Welcome back Alex 😀 Well, I’ll tell you what’s been up lately bro.

      -Scarly finished a ww scavenger hunt finding a key a stained green glass and a flower

      -Mr. Mutt up there is in need of help, he’s new to lycantrophy.

      Reply
  24. Mr. Mutt says

    August 8, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Okay guys this is some huge news. After my last comment last night I decided to take a walk just to clear my thoughts. I was walking under a street lamp when it went out. But the pach of ground I was standing on was still elluminated. That’s when I see this huge guy like7 feet tall. But that wasn’t the crasey part. He had wings and they were pitch black. He said that now that I had realized my true natture he could speak to me he asked me if I wanted to join the fallen. He said that some war was going badly for his side and they were beginnig to recruite supernatraul creaters of all kinds. He gave me twenty four hours to respond. At the end he said he would come and force the right answer out of me. So any suggestions on how to keep from being dissembowled ny an angry angel?

    Ps thank god for spellcheck otherwise this would be a total mess

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 8, 2011 at 11:21 am

      Never accept to join the angel war. It’s already been going on for a really long time now. Fight him. Convince your inner wolf to help you.

      Reply
  25. Mr. Mutt says

    August 8, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    I think my inner wolf is ….adraid of him?! When I ask him what’s up all I get is some tensegrowling and a sense of extreme danger. He keeps saying they’ve found me. But I agree that I should at least try to fight him off. I just hope I don’t get fried in the process

    Reply
  26. Mr. Mutt says

    August 8, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    I just wish that I had time for the dog moon to rise completely.

    By the way I liked teen wolf. Long live Michael j Fox!

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 8, 2011 at 1:01 pm

      He’s clearly a fox, not a wolf XD, anyways, you don’t need no special moon, not even a regular full moon. If you get fried or dead in the process, just remember that you fought honorably, and showed no fear in fighting him, Always put this poem in your mind, saved me a lot of times,

      I shall not wait no longer
      Fight I must before I get slaughtered
      Shalt I remember I fought with honor
      and tried like a son or daughter

      I have not sinned nor tried to kill
      Blasphemy I never do
      I just keep believing my will
      and what I think is true.

      Surrender is not an option
      For Victory lies ahead
      If loss comes to me today
      I’ll not surrender til’ I’m dead.

      Reply
      • thelancerock says

        August 8, 2011 at 1:04 pm

        No fair! Why isn’t this comment moderated? XD

        Reply
  27. Mr. Mutt says

    August 8, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    Gosh darn it! I blaspheme all the time oh well guess I can’t let myself die then

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm

      That poem above is Rocklan’s oath of duty as a king. Actually I just translated that from the old poem written in Rocklanguage (I made that up too XD)

      Reply
  28. krptu117 says

    August 8, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    my dad got me a bag of fresh baked muffins i think my parents are figuring me out a little bit at a time i need to control my self a little better

    Reply
  29. Mr. Mutt says

    August 8, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    Okay I’ve decided to get as far from my house as I can so hopefullyif I lose this battle he won’t take out any extra anger on my family. I’ve armed myself with a lyre which is like a small harp. I took lessons a long time ago. Maybe if I play it badly the angels head will explode. Anyways if I don’t post tommorow then I’m either dead captured or being totured quiet frankly I’d rather have it be the first one but o doubt they will not give me the choice. See ya later….. Maybe
    mutt out

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      August 9, 2011 at 3:14 am

      Mr. Mutt this is some crazy news. I hear a lute can also be effective, do you have any skills with a lute? Also, have you posted over at the angel page to ask any of their advice? Quinlan knows a lot about angels.

      Keep up posted on how things are going. Do you have a roadtrip bag of survival goodies?

      Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 9, 2011 at 4:56 am

      Okay, playing the lyre badly in front of an angel is suicide. I’ve seen how it works. Actually, play it as angelic as possible,causing a distraction.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        August 9, 2011 at 1:53 pm

        Okay my first comment is awaiting moderation apparently so just do you know ww1 angel 0

        Reply
  30. Mr. Mutt says

    August 9, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Hi everyone! I’m not dead( as far as I know) anyways last nigh I got about two miles away from my house when my fine feathered nemisis showed up. I pulled out the lyre and he pulled out ear plugs. Before I could realize what he was doing they were in his ears. He said I was a fool and that I would help him willing or not. That’s when he mateirialized a silver knife and leash. Wolf decide he didn’t like those odds and boom I was full out morfed and running in the opposite direction with an angry angel after me. Anyways to male a long story shorter we found ourselves at a cliff overlooking lake Michigan the angel was flying over the edge I jumped lantched onto a leg and pulled him down into a 80 foot deathspiral. Turns out angels don’t float that well. So now I’m at a mcdonalds somewhere in Wisconsin and I have only one problem. I can’t morf back into a wolf to make the return journey. Any advice besides confronting another angry angel?
    P.s sorry if this is a little long but like to be detailed

    Reply
    • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

      August 9, 2011 at 5:32 pm

      Umm…. I can try to portal u back?

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        August 9, 2011 at 5:58 pm

        That’s fine after the last post I hopped a train and got back that way my parents were asking me where I was I just said I got a little lost. They looked at me for a while and they seemed to get what I was saying. They said to not go to far next time. I guess one of them is a werewolf

        Reply
  31. underneath the crowd says

    August 9, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Um… I need help. like serious help.

    My friend found out I was a werewolf and now whenever shes around she wants me to bite her. Shes like a sister to me, and If I bite her it might kill her. I have anger issues, so she knows how to calm me down whenever someone ticks me off at school. What do I do? If I bite her, Ill kill her! (maybe)

    Reply
    • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

      August 9, 2011 at 10:08 pm

      Dont do it. Would you rather have a human but alive girlfriend or a dead girlfreind

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        August 9, 2011 at 10:32 pm

        I agree with white wolf tell her that it’s not fair to make you choose.

        Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 10, 2011 at 4:56 am

      They and the say, my good friend. Explain to her why you can’t bite her.

      Reply
    • Scarly says

      August 10, 2011 at 1:30 pm

      Underneath the Crowd,

      I wouldn’t bite your friend. Especially if she keeps you calm. If she turns into a WW you’ll activate her agressive side and she may not be able to help as much.

      It’s never easy to explain to someone why you can’t change them, but I think it’s better to hold off. Let us know how she takes it!

      Scarly 😉

      Reply
    • Seth says

      August 11, 2011 at 3:01 am

      Hail Underneath,

      Thanks for checkin in with this hairy situation. Can I ask how your friend found out? What gave you away?

      I agree with Scarly on this one. Sounds like her friendship is pretty important and worse if you don’t kill her, you might have to start sharing your lunch with her. WW Code clearly states that a Biter is responsible for the life of the Bite-ee until after their First Moon ie: you have to keep her alive and keep her from hurting herself or anyone else. That’s a lot of responsibility! So if you’re not sure, tell her your pack has a strict prohibition on unapproved Bitings. Which may in fact be true if you have a pack. Do you know if you have a pack yet?

      Keep on keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
      • Underneath the crowd says

        August 12, 2011 at 6:57 pm

        She found because her car broke down right outside my house on a full moon, and she came out of her car just as I jumped out of my window, stared at her, howled and ran. I don’t have a pack, I will see her Monday morning, I’m afraid my teeth, if I do bite her, will go straight through her and severe her. If I did bite her I would be able to watch over her, though. 👿 I dont know wat 2 do…….

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          August 12, 2011 at 7:10 pm

          just saying I wouldn’t risk it. You could lie and say your pack had a policy. I don’t know I’m a genetic ww so I don’t know much about bitten ww but I’ve heard they can be unpridictavle.
          Mutt out

          Reply
  32. Mr. Mutt says

    August 9, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    The way portal? What are you exactly?

    Reply
    • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

      August 9, 2011 at 10:06 pm

      Umm…

      Kinda hard to..uh… Explain?

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        August 9, 2011 at 10:39 pm

        Yeah I got time. Honestly I don’t really care what you are. I’m just curious. Angel demon nephilim ww vampire and any mix of those I honestly don’t care

        Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        August 9, 2011 at 10:51 pm

        But if it endagers you or anything like if your a half angel and your afraid a angel will come after you just don’t say anything

        Reply
  33. LOLStigmaLOL says

    August 9, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    You know mr. Mutt…… You might be right this time

    Reply
  34. Mr. Mutt says

    August 9, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Whoa you think I’m right. I’m not sure I can keep that from going to my head.

    Reply
  35. Mr. Mutt says

    August 9, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    By the way do you happen to have a ring that your not allowed to take off?

    Reply
  36. LOLStigmaLOL says

    August 9, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    Something isn’t right! My back hurts terribly….. I MEAN TERRIBLY! And I also have a terrible fever! I hit 103.7 degrees! In addition to that, I also have a splitting headache. Wh-wha-What’s happening to me?!

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 10, 2011 at 12:42 am

      Lolstigmalol I know you probably don’t want my advice but I seem like the only person who isn’t busy right now. It sounds like your going into stage one of the werewolf transformation. I’m still not sure what you are but that’s what it sounds like. Normally I wouldn’t suggest this but in your case….. You may want to ask your parents about this if you haven’t already. Also if the fever ends by tommorow I would say it’s definetly stage one. I’m not sure why you have it I thought you were a genetic ww but maybe I was wrong maybe i’m still wrong and you just have a fever. If it’s over by tommorow you’ll have entered stage 2
      hope I’m wrong
      mutt out

      Reply
      • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

        August 10, 2011 at 8:03 am

        Werewolf/mage/warrior/assasin

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          August 10, 2011 at 10:31 am

          That’s quiet the resumee. I bet you get alot of job offers lol
          muttout

          Reply
          • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

            August 10, 2011 at 4:54 pm

            Actually not

            Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 10, 2011 at 4:58 am

      Yep, Mr. Mutt has some accurate diagnostics up their. But it’s ironic now that you think of it, You thought to be a werewolf, but you were human, then you thought you were human, but you were a wolf.

      Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 10, 2011 at 12:59 pm

      Stigma? Are you still amongst the living?

      Reply
  37. WhiteWolf (Alex) says

    August 10, 2011 at 8:07 am

    I tapped reply on the wrong comment D:

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 10, 2011 at 10:13 am

      Dude? WTF? We’re not playing RPGs you know.

      Reply
      • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

        August 10, 2011 at 5:09 pm

        Life itsnt an rpg though.

        Reply
  38. Mr. Mutt says

    August 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    My one friend just came over…and there’s something off. I’m picking up trace amounts of vampire on him. He still smells kinda human but it smells fake like tofu. Keep ya posted
    mutt out

    Reply
  39. LOLStigmaLOL says

    August 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    I tried asking my mom about this. She looked rather bothered by this question and said,” Anak, it’s just a fever!” I told her about my back, so she checked. Something must’ve caught her eye, because she immediately started touching a section of my back each time her fingers collided with my skin, I felt an explosion of pain. My yelps must’ve told her I was in pain, because she didn’t ask if it hurt. She pulled my shirt down without another word and left my room. I think she might’ve seen something to prove something (sorry about my vagueness, but I’m having trouble figuring this out too!)

    P.S. Anak is a Tagalog word

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 10, 2011 at 3:51 pm

      To specify my friend stigma’s word “anak”, it means son or daughter, and the pain you’re feeling? “The Bite”.

      Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 10, 2011 at 5:05 pm

      I’m sorry if this reply isn’t satisfactory I just found out….. Well I’ll explain that later. Anyways I think you may not be a ww you may be what some people call a werepyre. It makes sense since your mom is a vamp. Also wp’s have wings which could explain the pain in your back.
      Gotta go 
      Mutt Out

      Reply
      • thelancerock, king of rocklan says

        August 10, 2011 at 6:31 pm

        Sorry dude, I don’t mean to be rude when i correct you and say, Werepyres have two wings, and only one portion of stigma’s back hurts. But you make a good point though. And also one more thing, her mom never bit her, how can she be a vamp? Maybe she’s experiencing one of her skull hq traumas… As well, she used to be a specimen for skull hq.

        Reply
  40. Doglover says

    August 10, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Hey it said I’m a ww but i’ve never been bitten and the only scars I have are from my sister! And sometimes I here a voice in my head but I just think it’s my conscience.

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 10, 2011 at 3:55 pm

      Your conscience only makes you feel guilty, the voice in your head is a wolf. And maybe your sister IS a werewolf. Have you ever tried that theory?

      P.S.
      Welcome. I’m your friendly neighborhood thelancerock, XD, I’m a cyber-werewolf. Oh, and seth might reply to this soon. I really hope so. Until then just be hanging out here in these parts.

      Reply
    • Scarly says

      August 12, 2011 at 2:20 am

      Hi Doglover,

      You could be a genetic werewolf like me. We don’t get bitten but the genetics for being werewolves are built into us from birth, it just takes a while to activate. The Monstrometer can be sensitive enough to figure this out even if you haven’t transformed yet or anything. Be on the lookout for any transformation signs around the full moon, and learn how to bake ww muffins! If you start feeling a bit hot or angry it might be the beginning,

      Keep us posted!

      Scarly

      Reply
  41. Doglover says

    August 10, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Hey it said I’m a ww but i’ve never been bitten and the only scars I have are from my sister! And sometimes I here a voice in my head but I just think it’s my conscience.

    Reply
  42. Doglover says

    August 10, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    Thelancerock thanks for the advice but I know my sister is not a ww. She doesn’t like meat rare or anything like that. Last time I did it it said I was part leprechaun

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 10, 2011 at 4:53 pm

      Ahhhh… A very nice combo, especially when the full moon is after St. Patrick’s day. But if you’re part leprechaun, do you have the urge to fix broken shoes? I’ll ask you a lot of questions, you don’t have to answer all of them but:

      -Do you get anger issues?

      -Are you short? or tall? or so-so?

      -Do you get the urge to hide a pot of gold somewhere?

      Reply
  43. krptu117 says

    August 10, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    This drives me crazy i cant control myself i scare myself sometimes my friend came over yesterday and i had to tell him about my wolf side he’s the 2nd person who knows about my secret.we are very close friends so he wouldnt report me to AR51.i dont know if i should tell my family or not.if so can someone help me break the news to them
    sincerely
    krptu117

    Reply
  44. krptu117 says

    August 10, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    This drives me crazy i cant control myself i scare myself sometimes my friend came over yesterday and i had to tell him about my wolf side he’s the 2nd person who knows about my secret.we are very close friends so he wouldnt report me to AR51.i dont know if i should tell my family or not.if so can someone help me break the news to them.
    sincerely
    krptu117

    Reply
  45. Doglover says

    August 10, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    Thelancerock when I see a broken shoe I have the urge to fix it so I could give it away, I have some anger issues, I’m so-so tall, and when I get those chocolate coins covered in gold covered foil i like to hide them from my brother and sister because they love those.

    Reply
    • thelancerock, king of rocklan says

      August 10, 2011 at 6:35 pm

      Well, that makes my job easier. My diagnostics say you are more leprechaun than ww.

      Reply
  46. LOLStigmaLOL says

    August 10, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    I touched the part of my back my mom did….. And it felt like something was sticking out of my back! I jus HAD to check! It looked like the bone was sticking out of my back. It’s either I’m going crazy, or the bone is shaped like……. Wings….

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 10, 2011 at 5:15 pm

      OKay your a werepyre.

      Ps we’re all a little crazy

      Reply
      • LOLStigmaLOL says

        August 10, 2011 at 5:47 pm

        Okay, let’s say my mom IS a vampire. Then that would mean I would’ve gotten bitten by a werewolf or…… My dad’s a werewolf……..

        Reply
        • thelancerock says

          August 10, 2011 at 6:50 pm

          That just won’t make sense… why marry a vampire? It’s vampire boy vs. werewolf dude for the hot girl! Why… Nvm.

          Reply
    • Seth says

      August 10, 2011 at 5:55 pm

      Hail Stigma,

      Thanks for keeping on and reporting this suspicious development. Was it your left hand or your right? Did you experience any discomfort or hear any unusual noises?

      This does sound like a positive result on a standard Seraphic Developmental Test. For this test you reach your left hand behind your back toward your left scapula – or your right hand to your right scapula. If the bone protrudes sufficiently you may be in for a surprise…

      Seth

      Reply
      • LOLStigmaLOL says

        August 10, 2011 at 5:58 pm

        Will it hurt? Seth, if I feel even a sting, you’re dead!

        Reply
  47. Doglover says

    August 10, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Stigma you might be part angel!

    Reply
  48. Doglover says

    August 10, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    Mr. Mutt do u have any advice on being a werewolf?

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 10, 2011 at 5:35 pm

      My only advice is if you see an angel… Run like heck the other way

      Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 10, 2011 at 6:47 pm

      My friend up there has some pretty good advice, but if you need Good advice, all you need is below the “you may be dealing with a werewolf.” line.

      Reply
  49. Mr. Mutt says

    August 10, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    I’ve just found out that my friend, someone I’ve trusted my entire life is a liar. After sensing something was off I tried using the monstrometer it read inconclusive. So when my friend turned his back I whipped a clove of garlic at him. He moved very slightly so the garlic missed him turned around and smiled. He asked me if I really thought I could get the better of him the original vampire…. and MY creator. According to him the day I was born he stole me away and performed a ritual. The ritual makes it so that the first full moon after my first transformation into a ww I will posses the powersof the ww vampire and angel. That includes all of thier weakneses. He created me to destroy a demon who he owes a debt to for creating him. I felt like tearing him apart but according to him he can’t be killed even by the light of the sun. I don’t know what to do.

    Reply
    • thelancerock says

      August 10, 2011 at 6:45 pm

      WOLVES KNOW NO SURRENDER! Try to play a lyre made of silver strings and the sun shine reflects on the silver. That could be more than enough, but a theory is innacurate…. at least try.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        August 10, 2011 at 6:54 pm

        No offense TLR but what the hell does playing a lyre made out of silver do against an original vampire? Besides it sounds like things were set I’n motion long before I could try to defend myself. At the next full moon the fricen thirteenth I’m going to become a who knows what I’ll never be able to step into the sunlight again without a Fay ring.

        Reply
        • thelancerock says

          August 11, 2011 at 6:22 am

          No offense taken at all Mr. Mutt! 😀 actually I’m very sorry for that advice. I just thought of all the weaknesses of the three monsters and came up with that.

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            August 11, 2011 at 9:23 am

            Yeah except that’s not his weakness it’s mine

            Reply
    • Seth says

      August 10, 2011 at 7:06 pm

      Hail Mr. Mutt,

      Thanks for keeping on and for relating this harrowing encounter with a vampire. Where to begin with this one? Well first off, it’s a clear illustration of the limitations of garlic clove whipping as a form of vampire self-defense. Garlic as a vampire remedy was first proposed during the Roman empire by Pliny The Elder in his encyclopedia Naturalis Historia. Pliny himself clearly states that while garlic cloves are arguably small and dense enough to take out an eye, a blind vampire may be just as dangerous as a sighted one, possibly even more. Hence the expression, “Blind as an angry vampire.” Pliny advocated the eating and decorative use of garlic and sure enough he did avoid vampiric transformation throughout his life. Along with dating and close personal friendships in general.

      As to your friend’s story… first if – and that’s a big IF – his story is true, eliminating him will only eliminate all connection to the possible solution. However, could it be your friend was riled up by the garlic whipping? If not, and the story is true, it actually sounds pretty awesome to me, but I understand about having too many powerful weaknesses. What are the specific weaknesses that could await you? Is there any way to reverse this?

      Above all keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        August 10, 2011 at 10:19 pm

        Yo Seth
        he’s an original alright if he’s the only one of his kind I don’t know. The first clue is his smell. He didn’t smell exactly like a vampire. It’s because he a hunter like a Venus fly trap he smells like food to draw a selection of pray such as ww demons and other supernatural beings the reason I could smell him is because I’m part vampire. Vampires are the only creature who can smell him. The reason is because vampires don’t mess with other vampires. Also he said if that wasn’t enough proof for me I could try to bite him. The wolf sorta answered for me boom I was in full morf and my mouth was around his head then I bit down. Itwas like if you bit down on a rock he let me struggle for about ten seconds and then through me twenty feet through the air. The second I landed his hand was around my neck pinning me down. And no I’m pretty sure it’s not reversible I’m going to have to make a new page to describe it though.

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          August 10, 2011 at 10:34 pm

          According to him he stole me when I was a newborn baby he stole me. Then he drained me of almost all my blood and replaced it with an angels blood. Then he bit me. I never wondered about the scar on my shoulder but now I know what it is. then he sealed the spell with magic. He used himself to hold the spell. While he lives the spell does the only thing that can end it is the full moon. Even if I could kill him then the result would be the same. I will have all the combined weaknessis of the three speicies. If I don’t where a day ring I will burn silver will kill me and I will become entranced by harp music.
          I’m boned
          mutt out

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  50. LOLStigmaLOL says

    August 10, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    If my dad IS a werewolf then…. That would explain why he eats out whenever he can (to avoid using silver tensils) and wears gloves ALL THE TIME! (to prevent from being burned) wha-what should I do?!

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    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 10, 2011 at 6:16 pm

      Well I know not Seth but I would recomend getting a day ring just in case. Also I hope your adept at sleeping on your side cause it sounds like sleeping on the wings is a nono. Anyways telle how it works out cause it sounds like I’m more similiar to you now then to a regular ww

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    • WhiteWolf (Alex) says

      August 10, 2011 at 10:06 pm

      Stigma, same thing happened to me on thanksgiving last year.Best thing to do now is relax.

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