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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

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  1. Hey night hunter, I dumped my girlfriend at seven o clock today…… Or something like that. She took it relatively well, she tore apart the next deer we found until the heart was….goop and she said, I’M GOING TO KILL THIS NIGHT HUNTER GIRL! And ran off

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        • Hail Werewolves,

          Uh I’m getting to all the comments and I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it has just been pointed out to me that the FULL MOON SOLSTICE ECLIPSE tonight will be at its peak on the west coast around MIDNIGHT!

          Is there anyone can comment on what this will mean for werewolves? Whatever it means, it can’t be good, can it? I’m trying to find out. Also where would be the best place to be during this event?

          For more info: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=769

          Thanks,

          Seth

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    • Hail Stigma,

      Uh you raise a good point here about pack romance. When is the best time to break up with your werewolf GF? I’m no expert here but something tells me IT MIGHT NOT BE ON THE SOLSTICE FULL MOON MIDNIGHT EQUINOX!!!!!

      Stigma stigma stigma… has this name change gone to your head? And what is with that name change anyway???

      I’m getting pretty nervous now…

      Seth

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      • oh, i changed my name because thats my last name! also you might wanna quad lock the door cause she also said, AND IM GOING TO KILL THAT FREAKING SETH GREENING FOR LETTING THEM TALK TO EACH OTHER WITHOUT MY KNOWING!!! aaaaaannnnnndddd, you should dump her on a new moon day,NOT on a full moon day, cause on full moon day werewolves get super pissed— MOM WHERE IS MY FREAKING SANDWICH?! Gawt……. oh… well anyways…. if naya is a werewolf dont dump her on the solistice day….or full moon day…okay?

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        • Hail Stigma,

          Thanks for the tip, I survived by hanging out at Graham’s place with Naya. His new place is a high rise building and we watched the eclipse from the balcony. So if she came to kill me she probably only got Sam. Naya had to leave early though so Graham and I watched it ===>>> http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1860

          How did you survive? With a steady stream of sandwiches?

          Seth

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  2. Enjoy the Bloodmoon tonight Seth. Did you know the first werepyre was created on the first Lunar Eclipse? They say the moon was full to symbolize his werewolfism and the color was red as blood to symbolize his vampirism. Also did you know that the moon turns gold everytime a new werepyre is created? When are you going to make an article on werepyres? I’ll give you the details.

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    • Hail Jordan,

      Really? I had NO idea! So was he a werewolf who consented to turn vamp on a full lunar eclipse? Or a vampire bitten by a werewolf on the full lunar eclipse? Or like, a human bitten by BOTH on the full lunar eclipse?

      Please do give me the details and I will find a place for it. I’m a little behind on my research now because of the holidays but with your help I’m pretty sure I can get it done.

      Thanks Jordan!

      Seth

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      • It could be that he was a part vampire then bit some one go his pint of bold and be came full or bit anothere vampire and chained dominant sides and a possible a51 mistake

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      • Hail Gabriel,

        Of course you are – with vampire dominant right? And some cyborg. Thanks for reminding us. So can you tell me, are vamwolfs and werepires are the same? Related? Different? Does it depend how you are made? Did you have any knowledge of this lunar eclipse business? Or is that just for werepires?

        Seth

        (Note to Graham… see this is why we need that COMMUNITY PAGE??? With the profiles enabled????_

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  4. Hey guys, theres a situation………………………………………………. on the draconion page!!! sorry for the periods, i dont want them seeing this. its kinda scary. check it out.

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  5. daaaa…hahaham its all snowy and cold out here. we vamps don’t fell the cold as much but we still don’t like it.
    1-blood goes cold faster.
    2-most animals get furrier and have u ever had a mouth full of fur? its disgusting!
    tomorrow is the last day of school before Christmas break!!!

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    • Hail cinder,

      Happy first day of Christmas break! Hope you don’t spend it all fighting snow zombies and picking fur out of your teeth!

      How do vampires celebrate the season anyway?

      Seth

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      • vamps celebrate Christmas some what like humans do. presents and all. we even have a Turkey but its kinda newly dead, plucked and warmed up. from Christmas eve to new years day is peace. if a vampire is to raise a hand against another they are fed on by the others then kicked out in the snow. after we always go hunting.
        and ya i don’t really want to be fighting ANY zombies this Christmas but of course humans aren’t helping any so some of our elders are sending night creatures out to kill them, or at least to control them, (no luck)
        hold on fur ball… gaah… fur is ewww. i fed of a moose, man are those things harry!

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        • SOMEONES PUTINT TRAPS IN MY WOODS INFRONT IN MY HOUSE,I MEAN THERE EVERYWHERE,AND I WEREWOLF SO UMM IF U COME IN THE WOODS INFRONT OF MY HOUSE AND UR A WEREWOLF 2 WATCHOUT 4 THE TRAPS!!! WOOF!!!

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    • Hail Gabriel,

      Hope you have recovered from your eclipsilepsy. Do you have any theories as to what may have caused such an adverse reaction?

      My guess would be that perhaps the sudden decrease in power of your werewolf part combined with the sudden increase in power of your vampire part and back again may have upset your balance. That transition of power between those two parts of your hybrid normally takes weeks (4 to be precise) and so to have that happen over just a few minutes would I imagine be quite unsettling.

      Either that or you maybe ate some bad clams…

      Do any other werewolves, vampires or vampire-werewolf hybrids have similar experiences to report? If so did you also eat clams?

      Seth

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      • I did and no I don’t like eating clams I checked all my files and no clams but I did see wolfynees is slight ly higher but then vampire went high over the 100% allowance scrwewing every thing up

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    • Hail Wilwolf,

      Sorry to hear about your ghouly girl visiter. Have you been hanging out in the mall or something? Avoid the zombie santa, at all costs! Don’t let his fake presents under the tree fool you. You have to warn the others!

      And why are you alone anyway? Have you gone lone wolf? What’s up with Shewolf? How’s her back?

      Seth

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    • I found out I was scratched a long time ago and I never noticed it I tol my bf’s but they didn’t believe me so I scratched them because I was mad and they were scared so much they ran off now wat do I do?!?!?!?!?!?

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      • Hail LB72,

        You know what they say, “Everybody bites somebody sometime.” Or in this case, scratches. It may not be the end of the world but you won’t know if you don’t go after them and check. You have to find them and make sure. Because while there may not have been any transmission of lycanthropic mutagens you need to verify it. How deep was the scratch? Was there much blood? Can you recall much about the situation? I assume you are back in human form now? Do you know where they live?

        Seth

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  19. hey every1 the full moon was on the 22 and i transformed into a werewolf it was so cool,I CANT WAIT TILL THE NEXT FULL MOON!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOF!!!!!

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  20. heeey seth!! Oh i just love my new phone!!!! thanks for telling stigma…..i really thought he wouldnt listen. and to any reason why stigma and night hunter arent on….well, they re getting married!!!!!

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    • Lol stigma said this: Hey gabe and alex. I fixed the internet, i killed the guy who was messing up the internet with the shotgun I keep in the back.

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  24. hey every1,merry wolfmas 🙂 heres the info about me…. im a alpha female,im very strong,i have pitch black fur with some red and white and orange,im very pretty,u dont want 2 c my claws,i already have a mate,his very sweet,funny,nice and very very protective over me 🙂 im not gonna tell u his name,hahahahah 🙂 i found out i was a werewolf last week or the week before that 🙂 and its awesome!!! i love being a werewolf 🙂 WOOF!!!!! also MERRY WOLFMAS!!!!!!! 🙂

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  26. Werey Wolfmas every1,i just got out the woods with my mate,we hung out almost all day 🙂 he told me that “I WILL PROTECT U,MY LOVE” 🙂 and we raced each other and played with each other,it was a wounderful time,im probly gonna hangout with him l8tr 🙂 I CANT WAIT TILL THE NEXT FULL MOON 🙂 I AM READY 2 FIGHT THE VAMPIRES,THEY WILL ALL BE DESTROY,HAHAHAHA IM THE LEADER OF THE MOON PACK. ALSO…..WEREWOLVES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. ok does anyone know how 2 get werewolf blood out of a white t-shirt with people over and a witchy Nana?
    i went out to feed shortly after Christmas dinner and ran into a werewolf, i killed it and dumped it in a swamp but now i have lots of cuts, hair, ripped clothes and blood spatters. I’m hiding in my room but i will have to come out sooner or later and my moms a snoop.
    HELP!!

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    • Hail Cinder,

      Quick reply to this – sorry to be slow, I’m on the road now too – I consulted a supernatural dry cleaner about this and they say above all – no hot water! You need to get it into a bucket of cold water STAT! Soak it/ rinse it with cold water then apply a stain remover that is coded for protein removal.

      Also, uh… you might want to cover your tracks because ah as you may have noticed, this is the WEREWOLVES page and I’m not sure how the wolves here are going to take this news….

      I can’t really be responsible for their reaction.

      Seth

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    • Hail gold moon,

      Thanks for self-identifying and welcome to the site! A lepre-wolf or wolfrecaun is indeed an unusual combination. Kind of makes you think… Is your fur green in wolf form? Are you vulnerable to the four leaf clover in your wolf form? Were you a leprechaun who was bitten by a werwolf? Or a werewolf who was bitten by a leprechaun? (JOKE!) Or a human who was bitten by both a leprechaun and a werwolf? (HALF-JOKE) Or are you a genetic lycanthropic leprechuan? Have you transformed yet? If so, have you been able to catch a glimpse of your wolf form? Can you send us an artists’ rendering?

      (Please don’t ask anyone to photograph you in wolf form. Creatures with opposable thumbs are way too squishy to hang out with you in wolf form.)

      Seth

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    • Hail gold moon,

      I’m sorry there’s no “official” way to join or start a pack on the site right now. That’s because the Monstrometer and this site is made and maintained by exactly two people: Graham and me. And Graham isn’t around much because he is going to university. Sometimes my little brother pokes his head in but usually only to mess it up. My point is, that I HOPE in 2011 to get the community area finished and working so that you can make profiles and join a pack and meet and even battle with other people you meet on the site – but for now it’s kind of hit and miss. Although if you read this page you will see there’s a growing debate over lone wolves vs. pack wolves, which is better. I personally think a pack is very important but lots of the older werewolves on the site claim that the pack will cramp their style.

      That said there are a couple of packs currently operating on the site. There’s the moon pack and the sun pack that I have heard of and there may be more. Nightwolf talks about this here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=30#comment-17839

      Seth

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      • should i be upset if i do not have a choice 2 goin a pack i wat to join but my granpa is makin me go out with tis Other werewolf that is a pure breed and so am i he says r DNA is to important to mess up should i follow my grandpa or fight 4 my choice and he is really strong and i need help i dont no if i should take a chance or should i follow and keep my DNA clean
        -scar

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        • if i were u i wold take a chance with his wrath and i have 2 questions is ur grandpa a werewolf ? and r u a girl or a guy?

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      • thnx so much i may or may not have gone insane from having no body besides my parent to hunt with.
        seth please dont kill my mom shes a zombie and i have to hunt with my dad who i s a vampire>my lil bro is a time traveler.

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  35. Hey. I’m a werewolf and I’m hungry. My brother is starting to make me a little mad. Do you think it would be okay if I may… >:3

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  36. Uh your choice any way stigma turned wolf this is not a drill code black I repeate a alpha mile is on the loose prepare for …… Him

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  38. Hey r u guys muts or r guys just pure breeds tars war I like to call the different kinds werewolfs and if u guys r muts hahahahahahaha to u tar really sucks

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    • Hail Larko,

      Thanks for this confession. So how bad is it? Are we talking about full-on imprinting here? Or just a mild let’s-see-where-this-goes crush?

      While there have been several successful werewolf-vampire relationships on these pages, it is still rare and I just finished reading Cinder’s post above – so I would not be doing my job if I did not insist that you exercise extreme caution. Especially on the full moon. Above all do not plan any dates for the three days before, during and after the full moon. I don’t care if it’s her birthday or senior prom or whatever – DON’T DO IT! And she has to understand and agree to stay as far away from you as possible on these days, no matter what.

      You just need to establish some basic ground rules as soon as possible. If she can agree to this and if you can both stand the smell of each other, in some ways a vampire-werewolf combo is not entirely horrible. After all you both like the the nightlife and you’re both exceptionally strong and fast so you don’t have to worry about borrowing the family car or anything.

      Seth

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    • how did tat happen i mean wat vampire would change a werewolf i mean im not trying to be mean and also do u really love him

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  43. Hey guys! I took the monsterometer test and got 100%werewolf! And every time I take it its the same! Yay- my dream come true.

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  44. I interrogated myself ten times and every single time I did it it said I’m a werewolf. What should I think? How long will it be before I start changeing? I don’t know what to do!

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      • Hail P5t5r,

        I’ve been asking myself the same question for some time and my only theory so far is the pack phenomenon. Werewolves as we know have the strongest pack instinct and the ability to communicate both verbally and telepathically. The next most social creature is probably the zombie and they become much less vocal after a certain point ie: the point where their vocal apparati begin to rot.

        What do you think?

        Seth

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      • sure and also srry bout callin u a mut i dont Well like Hrybrids tat much normally they r stuck up but u r really nice

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          • if u were raised by my grandpa u would no y he is makin me join a pack i do not wat to join and makin me go out with tis stuck up Bure Breed and he is HOT but an air head

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                • sorry he stole them when he was visiting i dont live in Ireland. ok maybe its not weirder than that but my lil bro is a time traveler , my mom is a zombie and my dad is a vampire
                  p.s
                  sorry bout the pants also if try and go look for them my frind Jhon the leprechaun got his gf (who is a witch) to put a curse on them so that whoever touchs them will die very slowly and very painfully, it will feel like turning into a wolf but u die instead of turnong into a wolf

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                  • Hail leprewolf ghost thingy,

                    Okay I just noticed this. Your leprefriend and his witch put a CURSE on my missing pants so whoever touches them dies? GREAT!

                    I have so many questions and concerns about this I’m not sure where to begin….

                    How about with this – if I do ever get them back – how am I ever going to put them on again?

                    Seth

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        • so whats up?i cnat belive ur grandpa is makin u go out with another pureblooded werewolf ok maybe that is believeable but do you even know him/her besides who do u really want the hybrid wolf or the pureblooded wolf

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          • I no it is so unfair and he told me if I won’t to joon a pack I want to join I have to fight him next full moon and he is scary strong and also wat do u look like wen u change to a werewolf

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  49. To scar, thank you soooo much for the advice! I just have one more question. What is the normal age for the first time you change? Ty, Jeca ( pronounced JAY-kuh)

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      • hey is anyone online now ????
        oh and Dear seth,
        how on earth am i going to the picture(very realisic looking painting) on this site????

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        • Hail gold moon,

          Pictures can be posted as links inside your post or – this maybe easier – you can email it to me with your post and I will put them up together on the site. So send it in! We need more pictures!

          Thanks for keeping on!

          Seth

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