1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Hail Survivors,
I am hoping that some of you can give me an update as to how your plans went getting Stigma out of the clutches of A51. I am hoping that the confusion inherent to Halloween may have distracted and/or diverted enough of A51’s resources to make the rescue mission a success.
Also does anyone know what happened to Wolfy?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thanks p5t5r
Also p5t5r you not normal your unique in a special way
I know I’m not normal I’m just not unique in a way that is that useful.
Oh yes you are useful! You just recently saved the space time continuum by correctly analyzing a complex situation. Physical might is not the most important thing in the world. Be proud of your brain.
Seth
Also what is the best way to time travel with minimal effects
When time traveling be very carful not to change anything and do a lot of research so you know what to do and what not to do to keep the timestream intact. The timestream is either incredibly fragile and will break if you are not careful or very sturdy and won’t break no matter what you do or try to do or perhaps it’s even a mix of the two or a little more of one than the other. But in case it is fragile do lot’s of research and be very carefull not to let anything happen that could break it. The fact no one knows what would happen if someone broke the timestream or even if it can be broken. Sorry if this wasn’t very informative and left more questions than it answered. Ask me about any part you don’t understand I would be happy to explain it more. I actually had a longer and more detailed explanation but my iPod could not find the server and it was lost and I don’t feel like retyping the whole thing nor do I remember half of what I typed but trust that I understand this enough to answer any questions just try to make the questions specific because if not I may go on and on for way too long with a long hard to understand explanation.
Κρατήστε την τήρηση επί του,
P5t5r
O take a 77 flux masher and use an angelic rune on it and you shoulg transport to where you want quick and fine with no effects the rune looks like two s’s interlocking with a line down middle.
Is Stigma back yet? I really hope so…
Im trying to find a way where we can get in and out undetected
reply if you get this because the wifi is very weak
I got it
Well we could go invisible and nonmovement detectable by using potions I made
How long do they last? How would we get in the front door? How would we unlock the cell and how would we get out without being detected?Don’t you think they have the Kees guarded and wached and the entrances guarded locked and wached and the cells guarded locked and watched?
Hey Seth you know how you gave that intro resume thing to AlextheWerewolf on page 22 of the werewolf page? You should make descriptions like that for everyone on the site so that when new people start typing they will know a little about all of us. It would also help to know who has what skills when planning rescue missions like the one for Stigma. It can also be confusing to new commenters who is what monster and descriptions would take care of that too. All in all descriptions would be helpful for a lot of things and I think it would be useful to have them for various reasons. It could clear up a lot of questions about the skills of our fellow commenters. Tell me what you think about my idea Seth I really think it could help out.
Κρατήστε την τήρηση επί του,
P5t5r
It was because i was gone for 6 months
I barly know any of you
Hail P5t5r,
This is another excellent suggestion and I really want to do it but I have to figure out how to do it right first, so as to not screw up the site. Graham and I have been looking into it and it seems like we may need some help. As you probably know, the Monstrometer and my show and the site have all been done with only volunteer help so changes happen slowly whenever Graham has time from school.
That said, we’re hard at work in the midst of another Monstromerter update with big new changes (as suggested by you and Anonymous and others) that will make it better than ever. No new monsters this time but some big changes in the options that you have in operating the Monstrometer including adjusting the depth (# of questions) of the interrogation and choosing to scan yourself or scan someone else. Along with this there are going to be stats that accumulate as you do scans. These are tracked separately for self-scans versus scanning others thus helping you to keep track of both your own evolving supernatural situation as well as the supernatural status of those you encountering. We’re also trying to add the ability to get you to the right info depending on if you scanned yourself or someone else but that is still in the testing phase. I really hope we can make that work.
Thanks again for all your help P5t5r!
Κρατήστε την τήρηση επί του,
Seth
Help……Me….
Hang in there
I’m out!! it took about 3 bones to break but I did it!!! oh crap….
Glad you are out Wolfy!
How did you escape?
Where were you being held?
Who captured you?
How and why did they capture you?
So many unanswered questions.
Seth
well I had to bash the wall to get out and I think I broke my leg
I think it was a a51 outpost
Hail Wolfy,
Glad to hear of your epic escape. It certainly seems that A51 activity is heating up in your area, with repeated attempts to capture and detain monsters and werewolves in particular. I wonder what is behind this increase in activity?
How’s the leg? Good thing you werewolves heal so fast. But since you do heal so quickly it’s important that you remember to set the bone correctly right away or you’ll end up with a bent leg and you may have to visit a werewolf osteo-surgeon to re-break it.
First thing to check when setting out to reset a broken leg… is the rest of the leg still attached to the body? Are you not sure that your leg is broken because you can’t find your leg to confirm? If you can’t find your leg then that is a somewhat different problem however if it is still attached then you are in luck it is a much simpler process. Breaks of the lower leg can be easily reset by hand but breaks of the femur generally require a great deal of strength to reset. You may have to visit that werewolf doctor soon.
One major very important safety tip: DO NOT TRANSFORM WITH A BROKEN BONE! If you think having your entire body shift from wolf form to human form or vice-versa is normally painful well then you have not yet experienced the excruciating pain and suffering caused by transforming with out the structural integrity of your skeletal system intact. Let’s just say that you’ll sound a little bit more like rice crispies than normal…
Make sure you get somewhere safe so that you are not recaptured and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Dangit….!help me…please…….it’s…..it’s……been going on for three days!!
They last until you tame the antidote and if I could figure out a potion for slipping through walls it would be easy im close on dat i just need to make more but wed have to bring extras for stigma and somebody needs to make a portal just outside the base that goes back too. Anybody capable of that? We have everything else. Plus the gaurds can get killed by me whilst you guys sneak stigma out.
It hurts…!
We’re coming for you Stigma! Conserve your strength and hang in there.
Keep on keeping on keeping on.
Seth
Ok everyone we really need to get Stigma out of there. It is time to rescue him. We need everyone’s help.
Seth
I would help but I don’t know wherethe he’ll I am!!
Damn it, cmon!
I very glad you still alive stigma plead conserve you strength don’t talk unless you have to and try not to move also do you get water
Ever think it’s all worth fighting for? So many die, but they just keep coming back. Will it make any difference if I’m alive?
Of course it would Stigma it makes a difference to everyone on the site. What would we do without you? Hang in there the whole site sends it’s best wishes. Remember we are coming for you. Sorry it’s taking so long we are all trying our hardest to help. Your not a project your a person and an extraordinary one to have lasted as long as you have. Keep surviving we know you can. Remember we are coming to save you because your worth saving. And no matter how much area 51 tries to deny it by calling you a project you are a unique person and an individual. Area 51 is trying to take away the fact that your a person by making you a number. Show them your not just a number that you are a werewolf to be reckoned with. Just by surviving through each day you are showing your defiance to area 51. If you die they win so keep up the struggle persevere. Show them that they can’t beat you. Show them that you can take anything they can throw at you. Keep living because your every breath shows that they can’t touch you. Remember what your fighting for think of all the other lives area 51 has hurt they are who we fight to remember. Think of all the lives they will hurt if they are not stopped. Don’t give up never lose hope. Think of all the lives that area 51 could hurt if they think they can get away with it without a fight. Show them why mankind is afraid of werewolves. But also apply to their human nature. Show them just how much you are like any other kid. Gain their sympathy. Battles are fought on the battle field but wars are won in the heart. Show them just how unfair and unjustified this is. They are just misled show the they have a reason to be compassionate to monsters. Show them that monsters are not evil just different. Try to change their opinion. All the fighting up until now they have justified to themselves. All the fighting has fueled the fire. Take away that fuel that anger that rage that desire to tame everything and replace it with compassion by showing that you are only different not evil. And if that doesn’t work try my original suggestion. Perhaps their not ready for compassion. But if they are try to gain their sympathy.
I’m afraid I started a problem I bit some in ww form then then it multiplied at school now there are 3 ww 23 vampires 2 angels 1 cyborg
Problaby not but bother sister friends don’t leave them behind no person is left behind
Seriously Gabriel he asked if it will make any difference if he is still alive and you say probably not. How cold hearted. Of course it makes a difference if he is still alive. Where did a heartless cold and calculating statement like that come from? Let me guess it was your Cyborg side calculating that it would probably not make a difference if he was still alive. That really does sound fold and calculating quite cyborg like indeed calculating the odds and then being brutally honest about it. At least you followed up with a comment about not leaving your siblings behind. I was beginning to think that with that many monsters in one body you had lost sight of your humanity.
I care they care it is your chooise
Sorry for bring so harsh to you on my earlier comment. I was just angry at area 51 and I took it out on you. I know you are just as angry and upset as I am. And I just want to apologize for calling you heartless cold and calculating and cold hearted. I was angry at area 51 but that is no excuse for insulting a friend. Can you please forgive me for being so mean and acusing you of such crimes? The last thing we need right now is to be fighting each other. Sorry for insulting you Gabriel Castello please forgive me.
It’s k
They re surely going to execute me now, but I’ll hold out don’t worry
Sounds like time for a prison break so skillful it would put mission impossible to shame. Don’t worry we are coming you won’t be executed if we can help it.
arhhhh!! bi*tches! mother *uckers cun*s!! ur all goin down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t worry guys I’ll help stigma with my new electron demigod powers and my still pure werewolf I can go help stigma. I’m almost to her. I can see the lights and prison name. Hold out a little longer I’m almost there! These demigod powers allow me to control energy from electrons. I can disipate my body and go super fast. If any of the agents are invisible I can shoot past and see them with my heat sensing eyes. Wish me luck! Also Seth about the calling thing it smelt like cookies sorry to say. The relics popped out of the ground. I will soon try to find them with my new powers and get a pic. See you all and guys don’t worry I will be back with stigma in a little bit!
Werewolve king you cant be full werewolve and demigod plus electrons dont give you heat vision or super speed and shes not in a prisob area fifty one so you ate lying about all seriously you dont know anything and you are nowhere near stigma u dont even know exactly where he is. Stop lying were in a crisis here.
Someone tell me where A51 is NOW!! I’m going alone and idk if I get shot! I’m f*ckin busting Stigma out of there and killing those b*tches!!!!
Cool
Chris heat vision comes with werewolves. Also stigma is in area 51 and I’ve been looking for her. Also electrons can move extremely fast and demigod powers can be anything. Shadow wolf area 41 is in Arizona in the middle of the desert. It’s so big you can’t use it.
I am loseig control and I fell like I’m going to faint every min especially in the sun when I’m in it my vision gets bleary my heart beats harder and faster I get headache and I’m going a little crazy
I need to get there. I won’t let Stigma die. I need u guys to help me. What’s going on Gabriel?
As I said and when I get mad my mouth foams I throw the xbox out the windows smash it 3 in a week I get the claws get more hairy and have a heart attack because bungie ruined my life
And get head achs in a full moon
am sorry for any inconvienience my brother has caused. Or is causing. He has just eaten his way through area 51 and left his phone behind. Don’t go all, you aren’t stigmas sister, your just a poser. Well would a poser know stigmas lycanthropic family dates all the way back to to 1200 BC? That his girlfriend is a girl wolf late teen and awoke the wolf in him? Me and my family faked our deaths so the a51 would stop chasing us. But of course that left stigma and his younger sister to fend for themselves. We ve been secretly observing, and his specialness from this full harvest is showing. Anyways, is this area 51 vital to any humans? Well too bad, we re gonna destroy it once and for all. Stigma is safe, I can assure you, eating his way through more of area 51.
Best wishes to all who aren’t area 51,
Jay redfield
Thank u for the update. I was worried.
But stigma is in truble we have to save stigma this is crap already
You can come, but stigma is happily eating those who tried to kill him. Join my brother in a51 s downfall!!!!
Srry if I look like a poser but that how it is sometimes
We should tell him to get out of there shall I use nuke :3
Keven supply the guns get guns from the a51 bace and plan to save stigma or back him up
I can’t let my anger at the a51 cause my mom doesn’t like me have bullet holes but if had the chanse I cut there hard off with a knife and use a m16 and Swiss chess them I recamend armor percieing when I was a double agent for the 51 I dint kill any monster or hunted down I designed wepens but I did not want to them to be used as killing innocent monsters I know some of the ways to get them to work and the armor is tough one the Spartans yes from
halo but stronger 0_0
I’ll need 1 of u guys to come get me.
I got a new part of me I’m a time traveler
Cool
Caporia fighting iz epic =_=
Nice update stigma i was worried man
I’m still hungry!!!!! First taste of vampire, and so many different types of blood!Vampires taste sooooo good!!!found another werewolf! She tasted sooooo good!!! Sooo much…… I WANT MORE!!!!!
Sounds tasty
4 words:
Calm
The
F*ck
Down
Seriously stigma you tasted another werewolf? Whatever happened to Lupus non mordet lupum.
I’m feeling a little better, but I m captured by the a51 again!! And worst of all I’m not in my human OR wolf form! I have a human body structure, but I have a muzzle paws wolf ears tail and longer teeth and nails. I’m not covered in hair though, and I can stand on two legs and I’m shorter than my wolf form and have less body mass.
Seems you were haveing fun