1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
I’m back
Hail Evan! Welcome back! Thanks for your tidings of continued on-keepingness. How are you gearing up for Halloween? Will you be going as a human so you can hang with your three friends? Have you been back to 2012? I heard they fixed the problem already just by finding a new cipher. Is this true? Or is it still going to be nasty? Some of us have been a little bit worried.
Seth
I always seem to make it out…. Not this time……I screwed up…..I have been captured by the area 51. I have been named project St1-GM4. I can still message you guys, but now they force me to use this as my name. Well I guess this is it……
Oh no. Is this Stigma? How did they get to Stigma? Uh, just a note on this for survivors…anytime somebody wants to rename you with prefix “PROJECT”…?!?!?!? This is NOT a good sign! A project may sound kind of fun, like an undertaking, but trust me this Project Project is an attempt to take away Stigma’s identity and hope.
It’s very common tactic in hostage situations designed to strip you of your name and give you a number. But Stigma, you must resist! You must make them call you by your name. Are you alone? Or is there other projects, I mean, survivors.
Seth
If your caught dont message theyre trying to get info so dont and dont even say theyre not monitorin cause then youd be lyin and really be either nice and safe and not caught or your on their side or your not really stigma
They aren’t just stealing my identity, but also injecting us with serums. I am chained to a wall (just like old times) And they are injecting stuff into us. Each mixture is a different color, less or more in each syringe, and each seem to last a few hours to your entire life. Also, there are other uhhhh “survivors”, but we are separated by large sized piece of impenetrable glass. I know, cause one of the test subjects blew up and it didn’t even scratch the glass. I’m scared, they just injected a large sum of gray liquid into me. Some of the test subjects are starting to react. I’m not feeling anything, so I think I’m good. Also any unrecognized names that are sending will be found and neutralized…..
Don’t worry man. I’m coming for u. Full shadow-walker form. And don’t fret, I’ve got back-up.
To project st1-gm4 there trying to find what weakens you stenthens and even kill you hang in there friends 🙁 to bad I can’t help but Seth can comand the battle fealed in his shiny gold corm combat hell copter :0
( Might not happen)
I think I know code named project pureity kill or disable all monsters they might let you go if you go on a persription ask them for it so you won’t go wolf
Nvm I ratter die at a ripe old age and play lots of games on xbox life and psn
And the heli won’t happen cause kevs gone he supplies the gun and rarely does any way and I can fly a chopper he might not be able
We need 2 help Stigma! Il do whatever I can but I doubt I’ll be helpful….
try to hang in there for 2 yrs. i no its a long time but thats when i can go dracion on them. Hell yea!!!
Ok I know what we need. Gabriel needs to use his time machine and go forward in time two years and get the future burr and then take him back in time to just before Stigma was captured and turned into Project St1-GM4 and prevent his capture. Then Gabriel can drop burr back off in the future. Problem solved! You’re welcome!
Seth
Actually Seth that solution provides problems. You see if Gabriel freed stigma before he was captured the Gabriel in that time would never have gone back because stigma had never sent the message he was captured because he wasn’t ever captured and then the original Gabriel would have destroyed the timeline from which he was from. But if the timeline from which he came was destroyed what would happen to him.After all what would happen if you destroyed the timeline from which you where from am if you did how could you have came back from that timeline if it was destroyed before you went back? And what would happen to all of us who heard stigma’s message if Gabriel destroyed the timeline
in which we heard stigma’s message the timeline in which we are currently on? But if Gabriel went back he could have allways came back so stigma was never captured but for that to happen he would need to record stigma’s messages so he could show them to stigma and have them sent at the same time they where originally sent so he wouldn’t disrupt the timeline in which we live.
but for that to happen it would probably need to have already happened so the timestream would not be disrupted. Just words of advice to heed.
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P5t5r
Well that is a very good point P5t5r. Thanks for that. Hopefully you have prevented me from destroying the universe as we know it.
Taking your logic into account here is my new theory. As long as Stigma posts the messages so Gabriel knows when to go back then all should be good. Plus I figure that if the space time continuum were that easy to destroy then given how many Time Travellers I have scanned since the new Monstrometer came out then we would not even exist right now. I mean like there were at least a dozen Time Travellers that trick or treated at Survival HQ last night. I know because I wouldn’t give anyone candy unless they let me scan them with the Monstrometer first plus I recognized some of hem from last year and they didn’t look a day older!
So anyways I am thinking that maybe time is more of a river that can change course with changing events rather than branches of a tree that get snapped off if things change but hey I’m just a human so obviously I am not fully capable of completely understanding the intricate structure of the space time continuum as witnessed by my rather mundane metaphors.
Seth
i live with humans but im an angel, dracion and mermonster
nvm mind my mom’s a vampire and im also a vampire 2
seth will u ask your druid friends to teleport me to their planet in my dreams
Consider it done Survivor Burr. There has been a number of requests about these “dream-cations” including yours so I just sent an inquiry to Tikiria Ishiu. All we can do now is wait and hope she will consult with Belladonna to send instructions on how to book a dream-cation on Luster.
Seth
if im a demigod i wonder if zeus is my godly parent
Hail burr,
While even your mom won’t know for sure the true identity of your godly parent, there may be telltale signs if it is indeed Zeus. For instance, do you generate a large amount of static electricity, are you a shocking danger to yourself and others?
Have you ever started a fire just by rubbing a stick on your head?
Start by asking yourself these questions and go from there!
Seth
The other projects are experiencing increased aggression, somewhat faster. The vampire projects seemed to have gotten sexxier as I hear the humans describe. The zombies have a slower decay time, the mermonsters are living on land without drying out, a Druid who had lost her power gained it back for a few hours, a psycho regained his grip on reality ( only to lose it again), and me ( Im the only werewolf subject in container room thirty-two, well……I don’t know yet. I don’t feel different, but I don’t know about looks though.now I hear the a51 are switching to what weakens us besides common stuff. And to Chris, who said no one was watching?
I just got out of animal control and Iive been shot whith silver bullets and I feel kina faint I think I’m gonna…
What to lazy you iPhone do you realize what you have donedeleated time machine you killed stigma you dumb pikle head
Well st1-Gm4 my iPhone was lazy and forgot to set it pulse so time trave is no longer available to electronic devices or some devises
Also my mom transformed 3 times this week this weird need some help
Also Seth add evil hugables
u mean the ones from battle bears
LOL HELL YES
I think my angel wings were growing in during summer but the wings gave up
I just found the love of my life…..she was beautiful, red reptile like eyes (cut through the middle) yellow scales with red… stripes.well short and fat ones, not narrow. she was tall if she stood.two fangs stuck out of the front of her mouth. long sharp nails. she was…NO IS an angel sent from heaven. i dont know if shes a reptile girl or what….but she s sooooooo hot….she is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen….but should i really marry something that doesnt even seem to be my species…..i know, i know, think of your life then the hot reptile girl in the next cage…you tthink if i hug her, she’ll stick her long fangs into me? that would be awesome!! also, an intoxicated werewolf is most vulnerable to weapons that arent silver, arm yourself with vodka bottles, while i go flirt with the girl.
Nice stigma good catch
if I’m a vampire for Halloween does that mean I’m going to become more vampire?
Vodka means little water in Russian
Figer that out
Do you know what it feels like to go through rabies, hemmoragical fever, and this disease they call sw-q472Z?it basically ate my inside, tore me apart, and made my bones feel like they were cracking and breaking? I lost so much blood, but I’ll live…. They injected something that stopped my immune system for a minute then they injected me with the virus.I was howling so loudly, I even turned and tried to tear my arm off so I could bleed to death. Of course they didn’t let me do that, and stopped me the first time I sunk my teeth into my arm.
Stay calm getting blood pressure high wont help
Dude you going to die D : there going test you forever you’ll only survive ifyour the here or invinceable
Hero
Thanks man man that really makes me feel better. You can add me to your hates you for life list.
I won’t give up on u Stigma. I’ll try my hardest to save you. Seth, I need a team of really good fighters. I want 2 take on A51.
I speclize and Taekwandoe so count me in(HELL YES! KICKASS TIME)
Ah I have idea werewolf king is able to alter time he has to get your location find him and Wala plan is stop time find you carry you out to home reverse time and make sure this happen : D
Seth try to make a fouce to hold the agents off while ww king stops time while I check the after the battle deals and Seth keeps us posted
Wehave to save stigma a good member on Seth of survival
Is a frend of mine
Also keven get that time machine reddy for us
Ok its ready to go. get the others together.
Ok its on. Are u ready?
I’m ready. What’s gonna happen tho?
Wait for me. Im stilll getting rdy
A friend of mine as well. I will join the force. I just need help actually transforming.
Think of plan every secont our friend is firing we need to save him or a important part of SOS history and a important person every person on this website is actively shaping the world we need to shape stigmas fate
Then you might want a gun
Ok.
Were like brothers and sisters we have to help each other also I said were all the same on the inside if we are wolf demigod time travlers anything even if we are come sifting dementions a51 is even the same it was made by trerafyed humans
Woah. That was poetic.
Uh sorry about that come from my human part
That’s actually good. I write poetry.
WHERE THE F*K AM I (bang)
Were u captured too?!?!
dark room concrete Walls no way out
Wolfy!!!!!! Can you hear me? Have you shifted? Are you in human or wolf form? How did you get in there?
Seth
dunno I’m standing on to legs but I can feel alot of hair on me
Damn we have two missing now why humans do you fear us and want to hunt us!
One missing.
With the small exception of a monster captueig you we need to save them
I’d love to help rescue stigma but I’m not much good in a fight so I couldn’t do much good if I was with the rescue team but if there is a way I can help intellectually from here I will do so to the best of my abilities. Unfortunately I don’t have a time machine and I can’t become a wolf and I don’t have any angel or demigod powers and I don’t have amazing survival skills like Seth or have any dragon powers. I’m pretty normal when compared to most of the monsters on the site but if I had any powers that would help free stigma I would use them. But since my only weapon is my intelligence and that is not even that good I will offer my services but they will probably not be of much use to the team but if there is any way I can help any way at all let me know. I wish I could help more but since I can’t help that much, let me help in any way that I can. My talents may not be much but if they can help I will be willing to use them to help. Whatever I need to do to help I will do. Wish I cold be more helpful.
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P5t5r
im not much better. I can’t even transform yet I’m willing to risk my life in a fight to save Stigma and Wolfy. WHO’S WITH ME?!