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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

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  1. WUT DA FRIK! ZOMEREWOLVES!!!!!!! Inbound!! Pick up an RPG and fire on those tangos! CRAP! Seventy-five plus foot mobiles!! We re not gonna make it!!!!!

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  2. Grabs flamethrower.”Die Zombies!!!!” I’m actaully kinda nervous cuz I think my bro is a zombie…. I’m freaked out….

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    • Thanks for sharing Shadow wolf. Your cry for help really touched a chord here. Brother zombies are a persistent problem. Primarily because few parents are prepared to admit to having priogenic progeny. For many reasons, Moms refuse to see the drool on the wall and let you quarantine him – and you can forget about shooting him in the head unless you want to be grounded for the rest of your life. It’s so unfair.

      So, unfortunately, it’s Plan B – or Z – minimiZe Z impact. Wear gloves around the house. Don’t share cups, cutlery, toys or tools with your potentially infected sibling. Keep at least a zombie-length distance at all times.

      Is your brother older or younger than you? More info can help personalize the plan for your circumstances.

      Above all keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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      • Do this only when your brother is trying to eat you and you know try to become a werewolf creep in his room and the next part up to you attempt to turn him wolf that’s anti zombie rising the chande of infection and not working or the other way. kill him do all of these at night so no one sees any more suggestions tell me and head shots are the only way to kill a zombie then burn the body and prepare for a hoarde when he dies cause when they die more zombie will be alear and come

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  5. I’ll use the needler!!! It’s awsome and effective against grunts. Escpecially with the head shot confetti thing!

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    • Keep on, Shadow wolf, keep on! One little thing to be aware here though is that an advanced alien-tech weapon like a needler… NOT generally found lying around like a rusty shovel. So you have to ask yourself, why is this particular needler lying around like a rusty shovel? Are these crystal bullets really going to fly the way I expect them to? I mean, nobody really knows how they work in the first place, if a bio-signature is needed to track their targets or even the chemical structure of these crystals. And anytime you don’t know how something works you can’t predict all the ways it DOESN’T work! Or put another way, it never hurts til you try!

      So, where did you find the needler?

      Seth

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  6. Stigma transformed, but for a good reason, the a51 attacked our house. They landed soooooo many shots on me, and after the five billionth shot on stigma he transfomed. I fainted well before that, and I woke up in his arms and he was licking my wounds. Each wound had stopped bleeding and were healing over he saw that I was awake and started to lick my face. He only stopped when he fell asleep and I realized he was shot by a bunch of tranq. Darts. That’s my report but now I’m wondering if i’m part werewolf now. Seth please help!!

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    • Something very similar happened to me once. Except I woke up alone. And still bleeding. And lost. And scared. Memories are like abstract paintings-you don’t remember things as they really were only how they feel, but we only seem to remember that which haunts us.

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  9. Idrk how a needler would be there but it’s my FAVORITE halo weapon. That’s for the support and advice. He my little brother. He had a huge cut on the side of his head and never noticed. He was also drooling on the table.

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    • Well not noticing a huge cut on the side of his head combined with excessive drooling may indeed be indicative of the early stages of zombiism. But I do have to ask you this question, has your brother always drooled a lot or this a recent development.

      If you have access to a known zombie you may wish to try my zombie identification trick from episode 5 of my zombie month webisodes… which I have embedded here for your convenience. If you want to watch episodes 1-4 first then follow this link: http://sethonsurvival.com/?page_id=2

      Thanks for writing in and keep us posted with your situation.

      Seth

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    • Hail Wolfy,

      Having to use a pencil in your mouth to type again hey? Maybe we need to work on some “Howl” to “Text” recognition software… I’ll see what Graham thinks.

      You are transforming a lot lately it seems and at unexpected times. This could mean that you are developing into a very powerful werewolf. If you want to control your transformations better you might want to try practicing some meditation techniques. Some deep breathing and visualization can really help level out the adrenal responses that may be related to triggering lycanthropic transformations.

      Let me know if you find this helps and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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  17. LOL! stigma phased when we were in a car, and he was about to kill me when he realized we were moving! he sat in the back shaking, and it looked pretty funny. and i know we shouldnt have, but i stopped the car in the driveway, then he broke through the window glass and actually started to lick the floor. he became soooooo uninterested in me and i ran to the house. the bad thing is he might have become uninterested in thaaat and is now wreaking havoc.

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    • Your lucky you can control yourself, I think stigma mightve found Regina in wolf form and are now running wild, doing what werewolves usually do. Is this happening to all the werewolves?!?!

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  19. Some times werewolf stay in form forever so your might be a one in a mill this is a big risk but I think the a51 have a. Med for turning back to human for wolfs

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  22. Hety guys! It’s stigma! Found an iPhone on a daed budy.2yping wit stick. Srry if iv ispalled. Minds still kindo foggy so sory. I’m wit my gurl freind, I’ll expleian latr.

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    • Wulfy, r u sure u r nt ovracting? I maen I be been stuck like ths 4 a few deys nouw, so it maight ave somthin ta do with the week or sumtin. So u eatan l8le? Hoope yur feelin alrite. And Seth huw yu been?

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  24. I found a way to find out when every full moon is for a YEAR. Kinda confusing. Has to do with a jewsish calender. Tell u later

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  25. Apologies to any survivors affected by the site being down today for several hours. Graham and I are still trying to determine the cause. Was it:

    – Area 51 Agents? Or
    – those shiftless shifterzzz again? Or
    – the Zombie Actors’ Guild which I hear has been resurrected again? Or
    – frustrated with pencil typing Wolfy launches his HB pencil at the server? Or
    – P5t5r, tired of waiting for his perfectly rational legitimate revisions takes the site down to do them himself? Or…
    – Other _________________________ (Your theory here!)

    Thanks everyone for just keeping on!

    Seth

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    • Seth I hve resun ta beleve a shaap shivter iz haking yur acount, cuz fur a whil yur usal langage went out the winduow, an it ws replased by ths werd un-Seth-lke surt uv speeking. Thers alsa grffeti on ta site. An tha onle wans ho can post r eiter u or greham. Yu now jost wundaring.

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        • The treason I WAS typing wired is that I didn’t remember the spelling of words cause my mind was still foggy from my transformation. Also, how am I supposed to use a bungie cord..?I would have a better chance piercing my ears and chainin another pair of pants to it. Now I have another transformation, and I have to help the newbie werewolves through their transformation. Got any ideas Seth?

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  28. What a day for me to relax!!!I woke up in human form…. Eh, claras probably worried, regina’s gone. I think she phased back and ran back. But I’m uhhhhh.. I’m clotheless….I’m not sure I can make it home without attracting any….ahem.. atention.

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    • Hail Stigma,

      Eeek Stigma – you left home without the spare pants again? I mean understand it’s not easy… How do you really rig a spare pair of pants to yourself well enough that it will withstand transformation and remain secure during whatever wolfly activities you engage in and be there waiting for you when you transform back? It is a BIG concern when your dignity and security depend on not being seen or arrested…

      I hear lots of werewolves work with cycling pants and bungee cords but I’ve never actually tried.

      Also Stigma can you can you remember how you did it, how you relaxed enough to transform back? Cause last I heard, wolfy’s still running wolf, his inner human not responding, maybe you can give him something to try….

      Hmmm, putting two and two together here… maybe Wolfy forgot the pants trick too and he’s too scared to transform back…

      Your post does make me wonder. What do you think Stigma?

      Seth

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  29. I think it hacking it’s easy for me to take seethes accept all I need is his ip but I would never do that or the the fallout new vagas had to much gambleing and happens you use your Internet

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    • Hail Gabriel,

      I believe you, so please don’t feel like you need to prove that ok?

      I’m still leaning on Graham to just quit college so he can devote more time to saving lives but he just keeps saying, “Well but what if we all just live?” To which I always say, “Yeah, that’s kinda the idea Graham.” To which he says back something like, “But once everyone lives then what? What do I do then?” and I say something like, “Well you keep living,” and he’s like “How?” and I’m like, “Aren’t you late for class?”

      You get the picture. Anyway, someday I’ll get through to him and there will be a super deluxe uber-securidaddy site. I can feel it. He’s cut back studying for midterms to help me get the new Monstrometer update ready for Halloween!

      Until then uh, ixnay on the ackshay.

      TY!

      Seth

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  32. urrm Seth I hope u won’t mined but I couldent open my fridge so I had to urmmm eat some one 🙁 oh well at least it tasted nice

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    • Wolfy, I suspect you have an increase of lycan cells. The cells are the things that turn you into a werewolf, so your body turns you into a wolf cause it still thinks the cells are foreign and are trying to get rid o them, of course your body will get used to it, and the good thing is that the full moon forces the use of all the cells, therefore changing you back into a human, since there’s no rebellion. This may happen 5 to 123 times in your life so it’s normal. Don’t take the a51 drug, the more you force it the more you will transform, stay strong wolfy!!!! Are you proud of me, Seth?

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      • Am I proud of you Stigma? I could not be prouder! First for making it back home without getting arrested for indecent exposure. Second for your informative and inspirational recommendations. On a busy night in pizza land nothing could be more reassuring than the knowledge there are survivors like you monitoring the site. So thanks very much.

        Also it’s very interesting what you say about the lifetime total number of transformations, and about the A-51 drug, that will actually precipitate more transformation cycles.

        What other factors would you say determine the number of transformations a werewolf can expect to experience?

        Keep on keep on keep on!

        Seth

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    • Hail Gabriel,

      Notwithstanding all chains of food, I have to ask you this, is there any lasting danger to wolfy if he doesn’t transform back to his human form? How long is too long?

      Wolfy’s went hairy were-y over a week ago now and I have to wonder – is there a chance this might become permanent? I’ve never heard of this. Have you?

      Seth

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  36. If it permanit shits going to hit the fan things will get worse very bad if people will findout twilight fans will go crazy for her a51. Will be go mad prepare Seth prepare for this!

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  39. I said 12-14. Years but if your getting it early like me only some
    How I got it when I was ten when you start to trans form your finger nails will turn in to claws you’ll get hairy your bones will break and reshape and you will faint and poof your a wolf

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  40. Also lock your door you’ll be super strong and will possibly hurt your friends and famlu in your first transformations and stealthy and so strong it take about 6 -8 setitave dart to put me downand try to hind that tail when you go wolf in the class room it can happen at any time

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  41. And a replay to the guy and Seth about the needler thing just. Use knife blade parts works for me and works against a werewolf attack

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  42. Thanks for the info. I just sorta blacked out last night so I don’t really know what happened. Is it possible to transform at will?

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  43. im uhhhhh havin trouble with stigma, but its not a big deal. he s sitting next to me right now and he s making me scratch his belly and stuff. i will never understand werewolves!!!! i tried it on him (even though he can control himself) and he started to pant and lick and give me the puppy face (it actually worked!from a huge wolf!i am such a sucker!)whenever i try to stop. typing with iphone.btw, i havent heard any other howls NOT coming from stigma,so i think he got all the new wolves.

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    • Also, any large intake of meat products will revive the lycan cells, and especially meat substitute, so your body will look for meat if it is deprived of it, and it will search for MOrE meat if you eat too much. It may have been the human you ate. Eat like a human, but when your stomach starts to growl, double your meals, then go back to eating like a human.

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    • Hail Chris,

      Thanks for keeping on. It must be hard to be one of a few. After all there’s very little research on the halfling children of angels, said by some to be aliens. And nobody really knows how many of the heavenly characteristics may manifest in your life.

      One thing that really interests me about your kind is the power of manifest imagination ie: the ability to manifest that which you can accurately imagine. Isn’t it hard to get things right? Without big chunks missing? And how do you do it fast enough? And how long does it last?

      Thanks for letting us in on some of your secrets,

      Seth

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  48. Seth! Werewolf rampage= more werewolf time= more werewolf rampage. Wolfy is experiencing this because his hunger is growing and eating excessively to satisfy himself. Well that’s what I deduce

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  49. If you are talking about runes we get them from angels if you talking about glamiour thats certain clothes if you are talking about our ability to create things out of imagination that comes fron the draconian half and we have to use runes to activate that.

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  50. New age of darkness, it’s incredible wat darc has made of universal n how vicious a doll is, n jigsaw…….woah, zombies everywhere, still not done here, I’m comin for u darc, it ends now

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    • It’s official. Wilwolf is off to Universal Studios for his Halloween showdown against DARC.

      All we can do is stay tuned. He’s been preparing for this for months. Shewolf may or may not be with him. I expect he’ll let us know if we can do anything to help.

      Seth

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