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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

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                • Time o STIGMA says

                  Well i only hallucinated when people started to transform right away and when I think of everyone as a lycanthrope, but I visited my school, and dead bodies everywhere and police tape covered the Entrances. I took a look at my backyard and found claw marks all over the windows and paint was scraped off , and I checked the news and it said school massacre mysterious beast attacks Wolf creek high leaving many dead and many others badly woundedand classrooms ruined. Luckily (and sadly) no one in my last period survived but now I have a pack!!! Yeeesh, how am I supposed to break it to them? And how will they believe me? Got any bright ideas? Also I want to see if I can control myself….. A little more…. At least.. And my GF wasn’t at the school all week!! I hope she’s alright. And wolfy I’ll be online tommorow afternoon, okay? I have to make sure they know they are now werewolves…..

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              • wolfy says

                ok so I’m at the school doin a test then I get an f then I say what the f*k I got an f so now I’ve got detention wicth get me more angry and this is the part I don’t like so I start to transform and the teachers there she asked what wrong then to wolf ears pop out of my head and she dreams and run to call the ploice but by the time theyed came every one was dead so they come in and see me chewing on a arm and start to shoot and got them self killed but a51 had came now and then I get captured and put to sleep and woke up in the woods

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  3. Clara Kitty says

    Did I tell you stigma has to take pills? He can go without taking one for about 6 hours, then he snaps, and turns violent.He says he s been taking them ever since he was human That’s the reason he transformed that day and didn’t change back. He phased back when I sawthe prescription note on the fridge, and forced one down his throat. He looked like he was gonna kill me, then I saw a bit of his human- ness come back to his eyes before he transformed back.

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  5. Time o STIGMA says

    I was in the last hour of last period, when I start feeling tired. I look at my hands to pass the time, then realize they have transformed into claws. I raise my hands to ask to go to the restroom, but my teacher continues to drone. Everyone starts to stare and fur starts to grow along my arms and legs, then I cry in pain as my bones crack, and reshape, now even my teacher is watching. I look frantically for a way out but I can’t find one, and I start to feel myself growing a muzzle I give up trying to hide my changes and embrace it. After the pain started to die down, I tried to sit in my chair but my desk is in pieces, and everyone screams and runs, but I catch one, digging my teeth into her arm, infecting her. As I drop her she transforms andinfects others with me, soon the school is filled with lycanthropes, we infect everyone and everything, never stopping until everyone has our gift, then I wake up in my bed. Footsteps were coming down the hall, and I wonder when I got the bed because it starts to feel small. My eyes shoot open and pull off my covers, only to find I was in wolf form! Clara comes in holding a bottle of liquid, I jumped out of bed and try to signal that I could control my self…… She looks at me…….. Then puts down the bottle, and I pounce her. Instead of tearing her apart I start to lick her. Looking at her I transform back….. And that’s my report!

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  6. wilwolf says

    Aaarrrrggggghhhhhh ssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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  9. Shadow wolf says

    Hi. I’m a werewolf but I don’t really know anything about it except that when I transformed I scared the heck outta my friends.

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  11. Gabriel castillo says

    Wow time time o stigma that’s odd but now the werewolf are now kill the vampires for no reson typical stuff now anyway was that real or a dream

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    • time o STIGMA says

      the part where we infected everyone in the world and everyone transforming right away was a vision, but the massacre and all the other stuff really happened!!!

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  12. Gabriel castillo says

    Shoah sounds like every thing is going wrong. Just like that nuke a have for self destrust so a51 does not take meh flash drive

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    • Time o STIGMA says

      Well, I killed everyone at my school, wolfy just revealed what he did last dog days, Gabriel is having trouble with his flash drive that contains pretty much his whole life, and wilwolf is bored……

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  15. Gabriel castillo says

    What the **** try to control your self I can ask other warewolfs to tell you how or ask Seth we want to end the a51 not the human race

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  18. time o STIGMA says

    You know what i just found out……? my parents were lycanthropes too…… my entire family is made up of lycans, no one knows when my first family member was infected. my grandmother had attacked Regina’s (my GF) grandfather, and the….ailment passed to her. she hadnt infected me.she woke up the werewolf in me. the bite was a stab from the past, a part of my family. Regina came back after a brush with the a51 and she doesnt seem different. so was it my family’s fault?

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  24. Time o STIGMA says

    I’m running out of vodka!!!!I—I—-uh mean ammo! More, more tis beautiful bloood!!! Frik you got your blood all over my new boots!! SCREW YOU MAGGOT SACK!!

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  25. Shadow wolf says

    …kinda akward there. XD now I know how other people feel when they look at me!!! I must really be insane!

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  28. Shadow wolf says

    So, can anyone offer advice for a confused werewolf? I’m also really jacked up cuz my bff is a vampire. It isn’t pretty when we get into fights.

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  37. Gabriel castillo says

    Um flamethowers are the weakest on zombies it take 5 hours when I was useing a ww2 flamethower with fire jelly it was chasing me for 5 hours long on fire don’t Usefire only head shots from a ballistic wepen or a flamethower that upgrade with a liquid nitrogen add on or ion beams will work but that was when I was I
    N ww3

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  38. Gabriel castillo says

    Team echo team echo oh crap we lost them I’m the only person in der resie but my time machine can be fixed

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  40. Gabriel castillo says

    Srry shadow wolf can’t help break up with him or kill him it’s extremly rare that vampire likes a werewolf from the real from strait from the vamwolf

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  48. Gabriel castillo says

    🙁 my mom has a huge grudge against me be cause I’m part vampire it makes sence but I’m a vamwolf I don’t get it could be cause vampires my dominate side

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