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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. me and stiggy are gonna steal an emp bomb and set it off in a51, destroy our records, and either kill, or make them forget, or silence them.we wont report for a while so dont worry, unless its been months and we havent replied. PWN AND PILLAGE!

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  2. OH MAI! clara got hit by a sniper! im glad the emp wore off and ive dragged her to into an empty room and im trying to find something to stop the bleeding…oh no i cant do this on my own. c mon clara! Oh….? OH FRIK! shes transforming into something!IM RUNNING!!!!!

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  3. i dont know! you know those tyrant things from resident evil? she looks like one crossed with an alien from avp! right now she s occupied with tearing apart a group of a51 people,so….oh crap…. she s finished with them!

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  4. oh no! dead end! i think this is it guys! my last message! oh frik!……………OH.. oh go—… she licked me! she picked me up with her two han—errr claws and licked me! i guess she was just trying to show she had control of herself… paranoid me eh?

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    • Hail Time o Stigma,

      Wow what an ordeal! Thanks for this gripping account of survival.

      Clara… who knew? I do hope she was just showing that she had control as you say but have you considered she may have been testing you for deliciousness? Just saying. Anyways hopefully it is the former and not the latter. Has she been able to transform back yet? Do you think she’ll be able to or is this a permanent change?

      Hope you are keeping on keeping on.

      Seth

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    • Hail Survivor Evan,

      Thanks for the heads up – I’m sorry I overlooked this post for so many days. Hope it’s not to late to glean additional info. Details please Evan! What impends us all on Dec 12 and why?

      And then my second question. Is it still going to happen – given that you’ve now been there and potentially created ripples in space-time ? I mean did you step on any butterflies or anything?

      And actually a third question, if you don’t mind answering. I mean if it’s not classified. How exactly did you get there and how long did it take?

      Thanks for filling us in.

      Seth

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    • Hm I think the relative ok-ness of this scenario may depend on factors including the phase of the moon, the general disposition of your were-bird friend and how much you really like your human friends. If it’s during a full moon or seasonal celestial event and your friends haven’t been as generally agreeable that week as you would like then hey, it’s all good!

      Seth

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  10. Yes she transformed back, but fainted right after. I had to carry her to a sort of infirmary area, while still trying to fend off the a51 guys, and I passed a room with a viewing glass and saw my sister in it. I quickly got her out and they are both sleeping. And right now I have set up claymores by the doors so we don’t have to move until they wake up and so I can try to fall asleep until they try to get in. I woke up a few minutes ago and they haven’t tried anything so I think they are afraid of us. I hope so. I think Clara is waking up, so I’ll deactivate the claymore And try to find a way out when my sister wakes up. And no my tail hasn’t gone away. So I tied it to my leg with a piece of cloth.

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  13. Okay we found a car and Clara knew how to hotwire it. My sister seemed to act really strange, probably because of what they did to her. I asked Clara what she was, and she said she was a tyromorph, and that if I spoke anything of it, she would transform and kill everyone related to me or even had contact with me. Hmpf it’s just typical Clara.

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    • Hey iko I’m no Seth but I think you should start with killing whoever killed you and then learn how to sing a literal trailer song. It passes a lot of time! Airplane takeoff going to space, to help these guys fighting these guys —– ohh errrmmm you get my drift? Also I hear looking up and walking into people is fun. If u can’t make contact then they get all cold, and if you can you make them drop all their stuff. And also if none of Rhodes work then go back to what all werewolves love to do…EAT DA MUFFINS!!!!!!

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  17. We made it back home and no a51 people. Clara is now part of the family and now I’ll try to figure out what they did to my sister. Hope I don’t find anything.

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  18. Time o stigma I’m happy you survived sadly they shot her remember you smelt blood and gun power it probabley is the worst and my battle is beginning I have to get back on watch cause snipers and armed ac130 are waiting for me to do some thing wrong

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  19. Thank you Gabriel, but now my sister is dead :(. They injected eggs into her and they hatched and broke out of her. Now with my. Parents dead I’m the only one of my family left!! Clara is the only one I have left.. I have to make a grave for her…. And I would apprieciate it if you didn’t ask what happened to my parents. Why are they so evil?! How could they be so inhuman?!

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    • Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!! An evil wolf spirit is on the loose and it wants to kill us!
      Also my tie is evil and it wants to KILL ME!

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    • (Just to catch you all up. Everyone – meet Alexthewerewolf wizard… survivor of many epic battles including the Texas zombie outbreak of 2010, the Great Backyard Demon Invasion and Summer Camp. Not to mention coiner of one of my favorite quotes of all time here on the site…. that he “frequently nevah gets good dreams!”)

      Seth

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  25. It’s Clara. We just got attacked by a squad of a51 people! They were busy shooting stigma when he went berserk and started to bite back! Only when he killed the first guy this sudden shade tore itself away from him and started to solidify. It became a wolf standing on it’s legs. The wolf killed them off with stigma and afterwards it morphed back with stigma and he fainted. Is that normal for werewolves?

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  26. No they don’t. It’s stigma, and I still feel exhausted. Clara is reading a book in a chair over there and she s urging me to eat more . What happened to me? Is that the power that Seth was talking about? Or does that happen t you too wolfy.? I’m freaked out. Seth, any tips about now?

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  27. THATS IT,THERE IS A LIMIT IN HOW MUCH I CAN TAKE,THIS IS STUPID,N I HAVE A VERY STRONG GRUDGE AGAINST THAT WORD,IF THIS IS WAT IT TAKES TO BE HUMAN AGAIN THEN FORGET IT, I RATHER BEA CHAOS VICIOUS DARK EVIL WOLF IT’S LESS COMPLICATED,ALL MY LIFE I TRIED N EVRYTHING FAILS,NOW I’M GOIN TO EMBRACE IT ALL,I AM WILWOLF THE KILLER LOBO,N I DIG IT \\m//\\m//

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  28. Will. Calm down. Ur not a killer. Ur strong and I know what u are. U are stringer than I. U can fight it even if I can’t. U are not a killer. U are a kind amazing person. Youre my Lobito and I know that no matter what u can make it through.

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  29. Me and Clara are gonna do some tests on me and her. As it is, she doesn’t know what triggers her transformations and I don’t know what causes my “shadowing” as I call it. Also I have a question. Does silver burn me, weaken me, or do damage as if I were human?

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  31. It’s Clara! Stigma has transformed! I thought werewolves could only transform on full moons!! I told him i was going to get something to eat for the both of us cause it was pretty late, so when I come back I find an all too framiliar wolf eating away at something he found in the fridge. I had to dash to his room to tell you guys, and he either was too focused on what he was eating or didn’t notice me. So I guess I should just wait it out? Or should I do something? The coloidal silver is in my room and I HAVE to cross the kitchen for it. I don’t GPRS any ideas so I guess waiting it out is the best thing to do. RIGHT?!

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    • itshappend to and what ever you do do not let himnotice you beacause my friend tried something and well… I ate him….:(

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      • That’s………. Comforting….. I’m in the attic and he doesn’t know that he has to pull the string. And now he can’t fall through!

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        • Hail Clara,

          While werewolves are often compelled to change during the full moon with no other stimuli required there are a number of other things that can make a werewolf spontaneously transform including, but not limited to, anger, stress, fear or other intense emotions. Hopefully you can just wait him out in the attic until he transforms back. A good idea might be to set yourself up some supply caches with water, some food and medical supplies so that in the event of an unexpected transformation or another A51 attack you can be prepared.

          Seth

          P.S. Maybe you should try logging in with your own email so that it is easier to tell you and Time o Stigma apart.

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  32. I think I pissed him off. I checked his progress and he was sniffing the floor right next to the door and…….yeah…… Then he turned around to growl at me then I close the door super hard on one of his paws 0_0 I ran to the basement and he can’t grasp that he has to pull the chain upwards. I hope he isn’t heavy enough to fall through. Oh crap. He did.

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  33. well ill make an email account but now stigma is chewing on a ball i found in the attic. its a football so it wont pop. i got the coloidal silver in case he becomes uninterested.ugh! he just licked me! WAIT! he just LICKED ME!does that mean his control is growing? or is he tasting me?

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  40. Hi Seth umm im a nephilim (specified under “other” page) and i was wondering if there was anything goin on here that i might be of use for?

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    • Personaly I think the answer lies in the Latin phrase damnant quodnon intelligunt. It means they condem what they do not understand.

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    • I could not have said it better than that, P5t5r. Actually I couldn’t have SAID that at all…despite my liberal use of the Latin language on the website, my pronunciation remains sketchy…

      Another more sinister explanation of A51’s desire to capture and study monsters is that they want to use monsters as weapons and/or steal the powers and abilities of monsters to make super soldiers in an attempt to dominate all the inhabitants of the world.

      The world needs more understanding of the differences between us and more acceptance and less fear. In the meantime though you need to find ways to survive long enough for that to happen and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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  42. I’m a computer hacker that only way to remove a firewall is to go In a pc or mac for pc go in to network and sharing center and then windows fire wall and remove make open nat for best gameplay

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  43. one thing for sure I will be on in about 1 week and a halve if I’m not (this might be becsus I’m gettin a new house)I will still be sorting the inter net out

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    • Hail Wolfy,

      You might find some good tips over on the Cyborgs page. P5t5r may have a theory:

      http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=568

      Also depending on why the cyborg is angry with you you might also want to try apologizing to them. Although cyborg’s are not generally equipped with normal human emotions, you may discover some mercy algorithm activated by the magic words, “I’m sorry.”

      It might be worth a try. Let me know how it goes…

      Seth

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  46. Actualy you could just use microwaves (the Em wave not the device) they heat up anything with water in it and they harm electronic devices the one in your microwave oven is powerful enough. You simply aim the microwaves at the cyborg and watch what happens. Caution microwaves can cook you just as well as they cook your chicken do not aim at yourself.

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  47. However you should amplify the power of your microwave wepon to increase the speed at which they cook the chosen target after all a partially cooked creature of any sort will harbor revenge. However powerfull magnets will also be effective due to the fact that computers store data using the north and south of the magnets as the ones and zeros of binary. Magnets basically scramble computer’s memories if used correctly and powerful enough. But perhaps as Seth said your best option might be to apologize if you do you may find your Internet is moving faster than ever before. EMP’s are also effective but where can you go to buy an EMP nowadays they might be hard to get if your not a time traveler like gabe.
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    • Why’s that wolfy? Are we talking about werewolf transformation anxiety? Or something more sinister?

      If it’s the transformation, then you know the drill. Prepare a secure and comfortable werewolf crib well in advance of the Oct 23 full moon. Historically most werewolves built this into the basement or cellar of their castles however today, with more werewolves than ever and fewer castles, modern werewolves prefer to equip their bedrooms with a good external door lock, bars on the windows, lots of pillows and plenty of snacks under the bed.

      The snacks are the easy part – meaty’s the way to go and maybe you would, like Wilwolf, prefer, a little vampire flavor – simulated! Please. The only thing I have to add is just this – remember,
      *simple packaging*. Werewolf paws may be lethal weapons but dexterous they are not! And nothing enrages a werewolf more than the inability to open his vampire jerky. Unless it’s the presence of an actual vampire.

      Which brings me to the door lock. I recommend installing a combination vault lock and giving the combination to a TRUSTED friend. This friend should be selected for their reliability and their powers of combination recall along with a calm demeanor.

      Another pack member is NOT an ideal crib keeper – they’ll just spring you out at the height of your transformation and so you can run wild with the pack. A vampire is also not ideal – for obvious reasons. Even with 24 hours of post-transformation recovery time, the smell of a vampire at your crib door is going to trigger a relapse. So be very careful who you give your crib combo to! Make it somebody you’ll be happy to see on October 25 – but not so happy that you want to eat them.

      Keep on, keep on, keep on wolfy. I suspect many of the older werewolves here on the site have tips as well.

      Seth

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  49. Yeah I was too lazy to make an e mail account, so I’ll just do this! Plus I think the avatar is cute, but aaaaanywaayyys, talking about the full moon, what should I do with stigma? Treat him like a puppy where I spray him if he tries to bite me or if he claws at the door or something? Then what? How am I supposed to teach something that’s twice my size, can eat my entire body in one chomp, and break anything I try to hide behind how to control himself?!?!?! Why did I even have to go with him? The kid had a tail and wolf ears and I still went for him…….!………well he did seem attractive… Is that normal????

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  50. Hues this is Clara. Also if my messages ar more than like 200 characters long it won’t send!! Also the thing I wanted to ask is how am I supposed to train stigma to control himself? Got any tips Seth?

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