1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Warewolf your problaby doomed but I know on thing you’ve been captured my a51 and the raw meat is a test then there going to get blood samples experiment with you make there agents part werewolf then there going to kill you in a horrible way 🙁
They’re back and brought some machine in…it’s toxic..there talking about some incident with some guy who died from it…0.0…..they said that it forces or activates something…There coming!!!
The machine turned me into a wolf for some time! I managed to escape while a wolf and I’m hiding at a friends house.that was CLOSE….another life saved seth!
Hooray! Glad you managed to escape Warewolf. Have you figured out yet how they managed to capture you?
Seth
Warewolf your alive yay I hope there not looking for you that machine could of token a blood sample and the a51 can track you now this is bad I hope they lay off
the wierd thing is that she s my GF, and we kissed a month before she transformaed. did she infect me or did i infect her? i scanned myself and it said scan inconclusive, so i took the test 5 times, but in each time my phone crashed.what should i do?????
still a crack shot,
STIGMA
Hail Survivor Stigma,
First to clarify, your GF is, or you suspect that she could be, a werewolf?
If so, first the good news – clinical lycanthropy cannot be transmitted through mere kissing. In fact, it takes a substantial chomp, her teeth need to penetrate right down to the basal cell layer of your skin, thus enabling the lycaon mutation to transform your own stem cells. To do this, your GF would need her wolf teeth and thus she would have to be in wolf form.
The bad news is, this may put a damper on making out. To prevent transmission I would definitely advise not kissing her in wolf form.
Second, if your phone is crashing excessively you may need to restart your phone with a hard restart i.e.: press top button and circle button together and hold – hold – hold until the screen goes dark and continue to hold – hold – hold until it restarts again. This should re-set your Monstrometer and give more accurate results.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
good to hear your ok warewolf
grrrrrrrrt a51 are such b—-s
thanks seth!!!!
You’re welcome!
Thanks wolfy -what’s your story?
Thanks wolfy -what’s your story?
well in last years dog days I did do something I’m not proud of
Ugh f— stairs and the tards that flank you and throw u down three flights of them! Ugh!
Wow people really hate you ^^
Ahaha sorry for my language Seth. I have a new yorkers mouth I was born in brooklyn I’m also part Italian so that’d rainy help. And yes people hate me. Poeople loath me.
WAIT!!! So I’m not supposed to kiss her when she’s a wolf??? You said inside a werewolf is just sommeone who really needs a muffin . And I didn’t have any on hand so I remember her calling me a sweet little muffin so I kissed her trying to calm her down…….. But she bit my tongue… Frrigggin werewolf!
Okay DUDE I told you to feed her a muffin NOT your face!
But okay what now. I’m assuming you still have a tongue? If so you’re lucky. Also let’s hope that her teeth did not pierce any of your taste buds, located around the edges of your tongue, which are rich in stem cells and therefore able to take up and begin the genetic transformation.
Now, did you wrap your tongue in something? I’m assuming you wouldn’t have any colloidal silver on hand for gargling and by now it’s probably too late anyway but you could try gargling with salt water anyway. If her teeth went right through your tongue you could do what lots of people do and have a pure silver stud inserted to fight any proximal mutation – it’s the most common reason for tongue piercings today.
For you at this point? I guess it’s just wait and see for the full moon on the 23rd. You may want to start planning to lock yourself in your room that night. Or you may begin experiencing symptoms even earlier. Are you?
Seth
did it bleed
Believe me it did more than bleed
Hmmm. Well that’s not good. Make sure you gargle with salt water to prevent inspection and start building yourself a full moon self containment area. Full moon coming on September 23rd.
Crrrrraaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!!
But you said feed her a muffin and it was the closest thimg I had
And I havent felt different except for headaches and teeth pain
Other than that I feel fine
I’m back again. ive been hiding recently and my brother has calmed down. Hes with me now. i can’t talk much because i have been expecting someone to come. He’s gonna help hide me and my bro. anyway thanks for all your help
Welcome back. Congrats on your continued survival. Good news about your brother. Very gad that you have been able to avoid A51. Do you have any tips for others that are seeking to elude A51 Agents?
Keep keeping on keeping on.
Seth
Where are my ******* muffins! Don’t make me eat you!
Ok let me just say that I am no where near as tasty as a nice fresh fluffy jumbo muffin. With that in mind I would suggest that you maybe bake or get someone to bake a batch of muffins for you.
Failing that I do have a muffin for you here with me at Survival HQ so if you want you can come get that. If you don’t know where to go to come get that muffin then I am not to worried about you eating me. 😉
Seth
MUFFINS!!! WHERE!!
uhhhhh seth, is one of the symptoms hopping a fence into a football field and tackling the guy with the ball? i never liked football…..until now
I tackled a soda machine once when it isn’t give me the sodas I wanted. It broke into pieces.
Involuntarily…… Like I blacked out and when I woke up I was on top of the runner carrying the ball and the ball was clenched between my teeth
Yep that definitely counts as a symptom. Werewolves do generally love balls so that could be an indicator. I do think that having a known werewolf bite your tongue combined with you suddenly chasing a ball and your headaches and teeth pain seems like enough evidence to strongly suspect that you might be turning into a werewolf.
Seth
Happens to me on full moon. I stay concious long enoughto shift and then I black. Usually wake up in a puddle of blood left to face the truth of the deed I had involuntary done.
Hail Survivors,
I’m taking Naya to the movies. If I survive I’ll be back on to answer all your comments tomorrow. Until then keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey Seth. Send me the after action report well all will want to know how it went
Oh no he is dead
Seth if you are a ghost then can you still reply to us?
Don’t worry I live. Thanks for your concern. See my report below.
Seth
Hail Survivors,
Thanks for your concern. I survived the premier screening of “Monsters” a documentary about the migratory life cycles of the Mexican mermonster. Actually technically they’re not Mexican – nobody knows where they’re from. They appear to be a kind of alien amphibian species that lays eggs beside the water and when the eggs hatch they migrate to the water where they feed on fish and algae until adulthood when they return to land to ah… take a nice girl monster to a movie or something called Humans or something. Anyway it was a good documentary everyone survived including the monsters. And Naya didn’t even dump me once – an improvement over most of our dates these days! Anyways Monsters was a good movie. I highly recommend it.
Now to catching up on the site! Hope you are all keeping on keeping on!
Seth
P.S. Due to occasional brownouts today at Survival HQ it may take me a while to get to all the comments so don’t despair if I don’t reply to your comment right away I’ll get there soon.
seth! I-I—- welll….my teeth are growing, my eyes are turning yellow, and probably worst of all, im growing a tail! are these things, errrr….lycanthropicly normal? i mean the full moon is a few morre days away…
yeah is the tail thing normal because I’ve got one and it’s getting realy hard to hide it
Seth now the symptoms aren’t going away!!! Now my toe nails are growing and….. Earth is this normalll?????
I’m a werewolf and I’m not happy
What’s got you down Evan-The-Werewolf?
Seth
Seth please help I’ve been attacked by severral people lately and I dont know what the hells goin on!!
Hail Wolfy,
Are you still being attacked? Are you sure they are people? If so on behalf of people I apologize.
The good thing about fighting people is that they are kinda squishy and they lose interest quickly and are easily distracted…
… what was I saying now? Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Wolfy! Will anything else happen to me ?
well there alot of things. search on the Internet for 100 ways to tell your becoming a werewolf
the werid thing is it doesent say anything about growing a tail 0.0
Time your turn werwolf face the fact hopefly it will go away after the full moon how ever if it doesn’t then chop your tail off and try to hide the rest useless you what to be chased by a51
Hey guys what’s been going on I’ve had to lay for quite a while now
Hail Avara,
Welcome back. Glad to see that you are still keeping on keeping on. As you can see there is quite a lot going on on the site right now. Seems like it is going to be a crazy time with the full moon tonight and tomorrow. How are you doing? Any news?
Seth
GUYS !!! I finally found a wifi signal! Well— let me start from the beginning. One of my retards of friends reported my symptoms (he saw my ears because my hat fell off, and reported my other syptoms) to the a51 so I hear a doorbell when I get home from school, when I get near the door, my sister had opened the door and a snell of blood, gunpowder, and some other stuff. So I checked who it was from behind a wall so I see the people have guns, so I panicked and ran to my room grabbed my iPhone and charger then broke out the window and started to run. The van they came in said exterminators, but the bumper sticker says area 51 so I started to run. They start to chase me. I ran into the forest a few kilometers away , so when I get there they start gunning me, missing most of the time, but didn’t follow me. I headed for the other end which led to the other end of town. So I find this store with wifi and this is how I’m reporting to you.. I don’t smell anything right now so I think I’m good for the next hour or so. I am not stating the name of the store just in case they check this sight, I’ll try to report anything else.
Wow. That was some good quick thinking. Glad you managed to elude them so far. Please keep us posted on your status and keep on keeping on.
Seth
omg a51 are motherf***ers anyway glad 2 hear you ok stigma sorry about my laungauge
omg what a retard
Happy to hear that your alive but I’m planing a invasion I’m sorry to hear about your sister too keep on runing and assanate a agent get his gun and fire back At them to buy you some time
Here’s my day in a nutshell
ground shot
helicopter
guy walking
guy finds a random field of airplanes
helicopter shot
jump off a cliff in style
bald chick with 2 swords
light her face ,
she’s not bald– dialates
girls starts a throwing things at guy.
Cute puppies (rabid dogs)
kill them with 2 shotguns
airplanes!
Squad run then slice slice slice slice
fire rolling red eyes
throws his glasses then dives
on the 22nd it’ll rain on the girl
and the guy with the hammer
in battle
in a new dimension
where guys look like THAT
and girls have shotguns
of evil
and hammers break pillars
so jump on the window and jump over the bad guy
then strike a pose HRUGH!
Running shooting running sploding shooting BREAK GLASS!
Wait is this the matrixxxxxx????
crappppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!
a51 hav 2 do ths quik guns g2g be bak soon
Hail Wolfy,
Hope you have survived your encounter with A51. Please update us with your status when you safely can do so. We all could use some tips about how to elude A51 agents.
Seth
thanks for your concern I finally escaped a51 but only because of the moon
I my life I’ve been debating,all the crows they sit there waiting,wondering what I’m going to eat,until I have it I can’t breathe,I only see you only on the floor,your heart’s not beating anymore,my lust for you just cannot wait,you skin it tastes like chocolate.staring blankly at the sun,waiting for my time to come,your happy life it makes SICK,all the screaming sounds like like music.Losing all my holy dreams,someone tell me what they mean,there’s an iron smell of blood in the air,but I can’t find it anywhere…
Don’t worry me and the girl made it to the bottom. When the guy with the red eyes started shooting us n I didn’t attack her she finally believed I wasn’t some failed project (that comment hurt) I still don’t know what she is cause she doesn’t seem like a regular human. I don’t exactly know where the wifi is coming from. Also yes we did run until now. All the scents are coming from the plants so I don’t think there is anyone here. Yes I finally picked up a gun. The a51 haven’t given up so we both are on watch. I’ll scan her and test her later. I hope we don’t get found
Is this where the boy has been reporting? What should I do?! He seems to be in a lot of pain and I could hear something cracking. What has happened to him? I wish to know because he could die any minute now. And I don’t want to be stuck here alone with these area 51 people. Plus he seems to be the only thing that hasn’t attacked me for weeks……. His moaning seems to have died down. I hope he s still alright. And no I am not caring for him because I don’t want to make it worse.
Godspeed
Clara
Hail Clara,
Is T.o.S. still with you? If so do you still have his iPhone? You may need to use it to help you find your way out of the forest. Follow at a safe distance if you can and resist the urge to take photos. This will just enrage him further.
I suspect that Time o Stigma is undergoing his first transformation into a werewolf. It’s too late to contain him or restrain him with silver. Has he transformed back yet? It may have been very traumatic for him. He’ll probably want a new shirt, a warm drink, a nice fluffy muffin and a full report on what happened. However be careful with the details – if he did anything he may be ashamed of, don’t tell him right away.
Unfortunately last night full moon was a super harvest moon, the first one in 20 years. On a super harvest moon summer ends on the night of a full Moon causing a super full moon, fuller than full, dangerous to susceptible creatures. NASA was on full alert for the event at http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/22sep_harvestmoon/ … but possibly this is no help to you or Time o Stigma.
Because of the special nature of the full moon during Time o Stigma’s first transformation it is possible that his first transformation was especially painful but it is also possible that this specialness may also make him become an extra powerful werewolf or one with a special power.
In any case you may need to find a way to lock him up in a secure room tonight and possibly every full moon for a while until he learns to control either his transformations or his wolf form.
I hope you and/or Time o Stigma will update us as to your status.
I know this is all a lot to deal while on the run from A51 Agents but please keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well I managed to translate my kitsune friends name it’s scalcia in English shes just come back from a trip to find out more about her own people
Hail Avara,
That is very cool. So can you tell me what Scalcia learned about Kitsune on her trip? They are a very mysterious bunch and I would sure like to know more about them.
Seth
Well Seth Kitsune populations have never been very large they mostly live in small clans but some can be very solitarie although some have been known to live on the edges of small villages they are very good when it comes to building or design but not in the way we would think you could be facing an entrance to one of their homes and not know it was their. I’ll post more as I translate it
okay i have him chained to a wall…. we re hiding in an abandoned warehouse.dont blame me you told me to and stigma told me to. should i let him tell you how he feels? i think i should
nobody told me it would be that painful! i can still feel my bones reshaping…so did clara discuss what i did last night?… i ate 50 people!!!….ahh well at least most were a51. mmmmmfff i feel terrible. so she s just chaining me just in case,and she has the weapons to kill me if needed so this may be my last comment. she really hopes it doent have to end this way…..tch it would be okay if i died, one less werewolf to worry about right????
grrrrrrrrrrr!!! chained to a wall!!!! no way!!!! i realy don’t want you 2 die!!!
its after 12:30 and STIGMA hasnt transformaed yet. i guess its safe to unchain him right? anyways we ll look for a better location
who cares if he does it’s not like he’s goin to kill every human!!!!
yes, yes i know, but one infection makes 2, forms and infects others, infecting others, until there is nothing to eat but each other…………
what you gettin at
anyway I don’t care what happens don’t kill him!!!
I’m trying not to. Right now I’m not TRYING to kill him. Don’t act like you can’t trust me. I only chained him to the wall just in case he transforms. He s asleep right now and and I can’t fall asleep, and NO I am not plotting his distruction, unlike this….errrrr… Graham person.. I’m trying to find a way to get your trust but no dont trust the girl! She s not a wolf so don’t trust her! Why must u imply that?!
Hail Clara and Time o Stigma,
Clara I know that these have been some very scary times that you have lived through. Congratulations for having the courage to keep on keeping on. You do not have to kill Time o Stigma he can learn to control his transformations and his powers and use them for good. Some understanding and compassion is what he needs now. Well that and probably a bath but the point is that this is a critical time for him and so if you can help him now then he will probably be okay.the full moon is waning now so it’s influence on him is also declining. Try and get him away from the A51 agents and then you can both try to get some sleep.
A great tactic for eluding pursuit is to try to cross running water like a creek or a stream. Don’t just go straight across rather go a ways up or downstream before going to the other shore. While this makes it substantially more difficult for trackers to follow you it is not 100% effective so try to take other steps as well. Disguise is always handy. Make sure you at least change your clothes. Time o Stigma probably needs new clothes in any case as his were likely shredded during his transformation but you should also change your clothes. Then not only will you look different but you’ll smell different. By the same token a bath or shower is also a good plan if you have the time and the means. Above all you are going to keep moving for a few days.
Keep keeping on keeping on.
Seth
use them for good?! heck no! i got within 25 feet of him when he was a wolf and he would try to pounce me! i wasnt paying attention once and somehow bumped into himand he tried to claw me to death! i only got away cause he got his claws stuck in a tree the first time
Hail Survivor Clara,
Well give him some time. Right now he’s just like a puppy. A giant deranged viscous dangerous puppy but a puppy none the less. Maybe you need to get a silver leash for him or else fill a spray bottle with colloidal silver, available in many health stores. That or just carry a tree around with you…
Coming soon I hope to unveil a new tool that werewolves and friends of werewolves can use to help sooth the savage beast inside them. I can’t tell you more right now but hopefully you won’t have to wait too long. In the meantime find a nice sized piece of log to use as a shield and keep on keeping on.
Seth
i’m not saying I can’t trust you clara all I’m saying is don’t kill stigma
and the second time i bump into him, he gets pretty close, but accidently steps on a bear trap.
also about the puppy thing, so this is just his first stage? he would be able to control it in the future?