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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,804 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Darkon says

    August 14, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Wilwolf calm down whats here for your blood?!

    Reply
  2. wolfy says

    August 14, 2010 at 11:38 am

    whos back

    Reply
  3. Christina says

    August 21, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    I part werewolf part vampire part witch and I keep having wierd dreams about floating , running as an animal and dying or running and hiding from the cops IM INNOCENT

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 22, 2010 at 11:22 pm

      Hail Christina,

      Hmmm one of three possible assessments here:

      1. Your inner vampire taunting your inner werewolf while your inner witch called the cops from a safe hiding place and your humanity is struggling to decide who to trust. Seems like you have some choosing to do or,

      2. Get a little “Freudy” with those dreams:

      For example, dream floating is said to indicate detachment which enables deep contemplation about one’s personal situation. While running in a dream, unless it’s really slow running, is a sign of power and not to mention also fun in a way that gym class never could be. Hiding is a little more complicated, it’s said to mean – you won’t believe this – hiding. Yup. Are you hiding something from yourself? Better come clean about it. Or else find a sneakier dream metaphor!

      3. OR alternately – the big question here – what if it’s not all just a dream? Do you wake up with dirt on your feet? Are there any other signs?

      So Survivor Christina, tell us. Which is it???

      Seth

      Reply
  4. wolfy says

    August 23, 2010 at 10:25 am

    fullmoon tomorrow

    Reply
  5. Weredude1 says

    August 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    Hey seth hows it hangin ive been testing my werewolf powers and so far its been working well. But, what im really typing for is the fact that i keep having visions of things that will happen in the future.For instance i had a dream/vision that my dog would die the next day so i wanted to spend time with him as soon as i come home from a friends my mom told me he was hit by a truck. Is this a new werewolf power or something more?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 25, 2010 at 4:03 pm

      Hail Weredude1,

      Welcome back. Tonight is a full moon so be careful testing your powers tonight. They’ll be at their strongest.

      Very sorry to hear about your dog.

      Precognition is not generally thought of as a werewolf power but rather considered by most experts a psychic or magical ability. However the small sample sizes involved in supernatural research create a lot of room for error. So while not likely it is possible that it could be a werewolf ability. More likely though is that it is either a psychic or magical ability that you were either born with or somehow developed.

      It may also be that while werewolves are not generally thought of as precognitive there is plenty of evidence that there is often a strong psychic connection between members of a werewolf pack that may verge on full blown telepathy. Given the close relationship between wolves and dogs it is entirely possible that your precognitive abilities may extend to members of your “pack” including your dog.

      More information will be helpful in assessing your ability. The questions asked by Jmich and Wolfy below are very good ones and additionally I would like to know how long you have been having these kinds of visions and what was the earliest one that you can remember?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  6. Anonymous says

    August 24, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    are they dreams or visions that happen throughout the day? my friend umm she had visions throughout the day and they were true.

    Reply
    • Anonymous says

      August 26, 2010 at 10:10 am

      hey seth she could also do this.

      a few times during the school day she blinked and everything stopped moving except her. then she saw this girl dressed in black and purple walking towards her. she had fangs, and she was about 11 or 12. she blinked again. everything was back in motion, and the mysterious girl was gone. whats going on here?

      Reply
  7. wolfy says

    August 25, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    weredude do they all hapen once you’ve had them?

    Reply
  8. troll says

    August 26, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    ima troll

    Reply
  9. Wilwolf says

    August 26, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Hi troll, I’m a demon wolf

    Reply
  10. troll says

    August 26, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    DEMON?!?!?!?!?dnt take this as a letter but…………………t

    Reply
  11. Wilwolf says

    August 26, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    Thou shall not bow to graven images, I will burn ur little cross

    Reply
  12. troll says

    August 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    OMFG HOW DID THIS HAPPEN MY LITTLE CROSS ON MY WALL JUST MELTED, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL MOFO

    Reply
  13. Wilwolf says

    August 26, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Burn? Such a limited imagination

    Reply
  14. troll says

    August 26, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    WAT GOIJN ON MY HEWASD N HANDS BLOWNJ UPJINNNUUUUUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Reply
  15. Wilwolf says

    August 26, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE WONT BE HEARING FROM HIM AGAIN!!!!!!! WELCOME TO HELL

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 27, 2010 at 3:53 pm

      Wilwolf. WilWolf! WILWOLF!!!

      Did you really have to blow him up? He was a perfectly good new commenter and you have to come along and blow HIM UP???

      Sure I can understand disabling his + but really. Blow him up? Uncalled for. You want me to have to deliver pizzas for the entire rest of my life?

      You owe me a commenter.

      (BTW – if that’s you ordering an extra-large smoked oysters & onions to my house every night could you stop that too?)

      Keep on keeping on. But stop that,

      Thanks.

      Seth

      Reply
  16. Christina says

    August 26, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    I always have Deja vu
    and one time I had a
    dream and a few years
    later it came true .
    Also sometimes I see
    things not there when
    I check again .

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 27, 2010 at 5:00 pm

      Hail Christina,

      Thanks for writing in again. Thanks for writing in again.

      (Don’t worry that was me not you. I suffer from deja-lu, a text-based disorder that makes you think you’ve read this before…)

      There is most definitely something going on with you. Something even stranger than the awesome lyric poetry of your comment. It would be irresponsible of me to diagnose it though. Some or all of these phenomena could be related to your personal supernatural situation. But worse, they could indicate supernatural threats from your environment. It depends.

      Take deja-vu for instance. While it may in fact be a precognitive experience, it may also be a meddling witch or sorcerer or even, according to some, a cyborg or angel in proximity to you.

      The same is true of dreams. Ever heard of an oneiromancer? There may be one on the site, goes by the name Anonymous. Maybe ask her about it. I’m not saying she’s meddling in your dreams but she may know somebody who is. Do you have any friends who seem overly interested in your dream life?

      You see what I mean here. Stay aware. Keep your eyes and ears open and record any and all future phenomenon. This should help you assess which events are related to your internal supernatural condition and which portend a threat from your environment!

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  17. shewerewolf21 says

    August 28, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    i was wondering about this for a while. as a werewolf i can generally smell other werewolves and a few vampires if they’re close enough. all of my friends understand that i am not a danger to them but this happened very recently: one of my friends had a large amount of vampire scent coming off of him. i told him this and he frowned and told me he was bitten recently. we havent spoken for two weeks and i miss him. can we still be friends or are we enemies forever? please answer.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 31, 2010 at 1:08 pm

      Hail Shewerewolf21,

      Werewolves and vampires are traditional enemies and while many vampires and werewolves are indeed enemies it does not have to be that way and you can choose to remain friends. It won’t be an easy path but few things in life that are worthwhile are actually easy.

      Maybe reaching out to him with a small but thoughtful gift like sunglasses or sunscreen would be a good way to get back in touch.

      Thanks for writing in and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  18. Wilwolf says

    August 30, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    ill be damned,theres new comentor,i dnt owe u anythin anymore sethboy,n i want a pepporoni with soe garlic n blood inside the crusts with a perfectly tempurater of HOT

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 31, 2010 at 1:22 pm

      Hail WilPUP,

      Yes a new commenter. So maybe let’s try to *focus* on not eliminating this one. Please? Thanks in advance for your epic restraint.

      And now re: pizza order. Blood AND garlic? Do I smell vampire bait? Is that it?

      Wilwolfwilwolfwilwolf how many times have I asked you to NOT taunt the vampires? Especially not with pizza delivery humans.

      (Who are not BOYS!)

      Seth

      Reply
  19. alexthewerewolF says

    August 31, 2010 at 12:25 am

    I am really pissed now. I spent crap load of money to take my lil bro to atlantis. Now hes …

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 1, 2010 at 12:15 pm

      Hey Alex,

      Atlantis!!! You went to Atlantis? Cool.

      Did you take any pictures? Tell us a cool story. Are you back on the surface yet? Do the have teh internets in Atlantis?

      Seth

      Reply
  20. wolfy says

    September 3, 2010 at 5:24 am

    wait a sec,BLOWhim up!!!! WTF

    Reply
  21. Wilwolf says

    September 3, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    um never,n they cant hide,this game has a new design,fear,suffering,death………..YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING YET,every mastercraftsman,and true geniuses,always save their best,for LAST.All of my work has been leading to this.(screams n snaps n cracks n tears in the background,blood bein splatter everywhere,people thrown into pools with vicious pissed paranhas,chains tearing people apart slowly)(demon eyes)Youre all next,the end of the world is closer than you think,it might end,sunday,tuesday,monday,TOMOROW,MAKE THESE LAST 24 HOURS WORTH IT

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 4, 2010 at 5:21 pm

      Wilwolf? Is that really you? Sounds to me like Wilwolf needs a little exorcism… or at least some exercise…

      Survivors it seems that our loyal and valued friend Wilwolf may need some help again, remember the time he was captured and they put him in a room with a time bomb. That was scary. Thanks to Wilwolf’s courage, cunning and fortitude he was able to survive almost certain death that time.

      Oh yeah the fate of the world may also be at stake as well. The demon who has either possessed Wilwolf or at least hacked his email account or maybe swiped his laptop seems to be out to destroy the world. Isn’t that always the case with demons. I tell them over and over again, “everything in moderation”, but with them it is always all or nothing. Sigh.

      So we need to figure out how to save Wilwolf. Anyone have any bright ideas? Where’s Shewolf when you need her….

      Seth

      Seth

      Reply
      • Shewolf says

        September 11, 2010 at 12:42 am

        My dear William. U know better. I won’t allow u to hurt nyome. U really need to stop drinking coffee so late at night.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          September 11, 2010 at 10:27 pm

          Shewolf!!!!! I am soooo glad to hear from you. I mean I know that you can take care of yourself and Wilwolf said you were okay and all but I missed you.

          Glad to see that you and Wilwolf have each others backs.

          Seth

          Reply
  22. wolfy says

    September 4, 2010 at 4:39 am

    wilwolf please don’t go overbored with this

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 4, 2010 at 5:42 pm

      Thanks Wolfy. Maybe a message like this from one of his kind will help bring him back. He hasn’t been the same since Shewolf disappeared during the Dog Days. But have a little faith in Wilwolf. He has a good heart. And as far as I know it’s still beating.

      Seth

      Reply
  23. wolfy says

    September 4, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I don’t want to blow up

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 4, 2010 at 6:10 pm

      Almost nobody does, Wolfy. Please don’t worry. I don’t want you to blow up either. Here are some tips to help avoid that.

      Make sure you are using good surge protectors in all the electrical outlets of your home – and check to make sure the indicator light is on. If the light isn’t on, it may not be working. That way no unwanted electrical impulses can enter your home. Ask your mom or dad about the construction of your building. Identify the sturdiest room in your home and try to spend a little more quality time in it.

      Also wear a good, close-fitting hat preferably made of synthetic fibres. That way if your head starts expanding from a malicious unsolicited head expanding communication you will feel it right away. If you feel your head expanding as indicated by your hat getting tighter, just splash some cold water on your face and head right away. That should shrink it right back into shape.

      Seth

      Reply
  24. wolfy says

    September 4, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    ok I hope he’s alright after all he dident blow me up

    Reply
  25. wolfy says

    September 6, 2010 at 7:05 am

    hang remember when he said that thing about that person that’s back maybye it’s something about that

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 7, 2010 at 11:22 am

      Excellent deduction Wolfy, it seems very possible that that event may indeed have had something to do with this current situation. Wilwolf needs our support and our help right now. It seems he may be about to face some very extreme challenges that may potentially have some far reaching implications for all of us. Thank you for your efforts so far. Any more help that you can provide will be much appreciated.

      Thanks again and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  26. Wilwolf says

    September 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    oh shewolf is fine,im makin sure of it,but just last month i was killed..n escaped hell,my friends say hell has other plans for me,somthing bout a guy named darc comin after me,demons to some angels to others,he dont scare me,i will have the joy of making him bleed…………i am forever…..i…..am pain

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 7, 2010 at 12:08 am

      Hail Wilwolf,

      Well that is very good news about Shewolf. If anything bad ever happened to Shewolf I would be very upset. It’s reassuring to know you are keeping her safe.

      Sorry to hear about your untimely demise but happy to hear about your timely escape from Hell…I think. Hope your fur didn’t get too singed…

      Anyways this Darc dude sounds like a formidable opponent. Reincarnation of Dracula doesn’t sound good but it could be worse. Have you got any more information on him? It would be a great idea IMHO to leverage the power of all the survivors on this site to help you defeat him, like a kind of crowd sourcing. Since this is a threat not just to you but to all of us, as you pointed out on the Vampires page, we need to unite and work together to help you defeat him.

      Survivors if you have any thoughts or ideas or clues or anything that you think can be of assistance to Wilwolf the please let him know by posting it here. Even scraps of information could be valuable as they may unlock some information that another survivor has.

      Glad you are back Wilwolf, keep on keeping on!

      Seth

      Reply
  27. Wilwolf says

    September 7, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    you would be upset if she got hurt?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 7, 2010 at 3:56 pm

      Yes Wilwolf, I would be very, very upset if she got hurt. I would also be very, very upset if anything happened to you. It’s a good thing they let you back out of Hell because if I had known you were down there I’d have come looking for you.

      Seth

      Reply
  28. Warewolf says

    September 7, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    I can’t be werewolf RIGHT!? There arnt real RIGHT!? :0

    Reply
  29. Warewolf says

    September 7, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    My friend says I’m not but I have all of the symptoms :,/

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 8, 2010 at 2:44 pm

      Hail Warewolf,

      What symptoms are you currently experiencing?

      The main symptom that is hard to ignore and touted by many lycanthropologists as the definitive symptom is turning into a wolf. Has that ever happened to you? If not then your chances of being a non-werewolf dramatically increase, but you still might be one. You might not yet have experienced your first transformation or maybe you have but you just don’t remember. Post transformation partial amnesia is pretty common. Many transformations happen while the subject is sleeping and your recollections of the event may be challenging to remember in much the same way dreams are.

      Personally I do not believe turning into a wolf to be the definitive symptom of lycanthropy.I mean it is a good indicator and all but you could after all be any one of a number of other beings or even a hybrid of several types. Shapeshifters and skinwalkers and several other beings can all change shape as well so might you are one of those.

      It is however currently an new moon so if you are concerned about potentially being a werewolf (or other type of were-creature) then you should probably find a way to lock yourself in your room when the next full moon occurs on September 23rd. To help keep track of the moon phases there is a handy Lycanthropy Lunar Phase Tracker on the sidebar here on the site.

      Thanks for writing in and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      P.S. you name certainly appears to be a good indicator of your status.

      Reply
      • Anton (werewolf) says

        September 10, 2010 at 6:51 pm

        Syimtons what’s that?

        Reply
  30. wolfy says

    September 8, 2010 at 4:14 am

    wait if shewolfs ok then why hasent she posted a comment

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 8, 2010 at 5:55 am

      Well there are many potential reasons for that, she may just be busy with work or school or running around in the forest or fighting the forces of evil, but it is a good point. Until we here from her we can’t know for sure that she is okay.

      I do have faith in Wilwolf though and I know that he has always had Shewolf’s back.

      Reply
    • Seth says

      September 11, 2010 at 4:17 pm

      Hey Wolfy,

      No more need to worry! Shewolf is back! She posted several comments recently (see below and above) so now we know she is ok. I am really glad that she is okay. Thanks for your vigilance and keep keeping keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  31. Wilwolf says

    September 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    i escaped from hell to finish what i began,in your cases,its none of your buisness,n shewolf is in goodarms i asure you

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm

      If Wilwolf says Shewolf is okay I believe him. Still I would like to hear from her again. I miss her.

      Seth

      Reply
  32. Warewolf says

    September 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    Hey willwolf or William as I read that one quote you said was from the saw 3D trailer :/ besides,my symptoms are muffin loving,liking nature more than cities,having a short temper,and bireng mostly hot …

    Reply
  33. Wilwolf says

    September 8, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    son ofa bitch,anyways,DARC IS HOSTING HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS THIS YEAR,IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM,N SHEWOLF IS FINE,SHELL BE HELPING ME OUT WITH THIS BASTARD,n dnt ruin my quote warewolf,it was a geniuse thing to say then you had to come along n ruin everything,ill be lucky if u dont help me kill darc aat universal studios,btw,everykill they do over there is real…………………..I KNOW BECAUSE……………

    Reply
  34. Warewolf says

    September 9, 2010 at 7:07 am

    Wilwolf my mother Is dead father despises me I have no aqaintances-I don’t have much to lose,besides I don’t even know you…I’m not trying to be rude,but I just feel numb…life is a regret itself. That and I’m a Saw fan. So please just understand. I have had the same dream for two years…

    Reply
  35. Wilwolf says

    September 9, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    hhmmmmm ive had zomibe dreams 3 nights straight, n oh look,it happened in real life twice,ok i like the saw movies too,but darc is worse than everything weve ever seen ever,n hes gonna be at hhn this year

    Reply
  36. Warewolf says

    September 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Kick some wrinkled demon ass wilwolf! And good lick with your journey,Mines just begun 😉

    Reply
  37. Gabriel castillo says

    September 9, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Drackula back he’s here to kill all vampires and possibly werewolfs it’s going to be a all out war might wnt to join in also try to end the fact that werewolf are vampire enamys so were finally ending the war and concentrate on the big problem and I’m a vamwolf cyborg

    Reply
    • Anton (werewolf) says

      September 10, 2010 at 6:56 pm

      Really alright do we get nerf guns or do we use our sharp claws and sharp teeth

      Reply
      • Warewolf says

        September 10, 2010 at 9:54 pm

        Anton nerf guns? Really? We’re not seven years old -.-

        Reply
  38. Warewolf says

    September 9, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    realy!!?! ya here that Seth!? Now what!? I haven’t even got a chance to transform,except once on accident :/

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 11, 2010 at 4:32 pm

      Hail Warewolf,

      Accidental transformation!? Accidental transformations Warewolf, are among the most definitive and embarrassing signs of hereditary lycanthropy. Was it a full moon incident? How much recall did you maintain? Hope you managed to hang onto your pants.

      Is it possible your mother passed the combination of genes on to you?

      Rest assured your transformations can be controlled. Maybe between world-ending battles, some of the werewolves here on the site can pass on a few tips. Until then, a bungy cord on the pants or a pair of cycling pants on a keychain are both said to be the viable techniques to keep you out of jail for indecent exposure should you accidentally transform back to human form in a public place. I can’t say for sure which is best though, so maybe try them both and let us all know.

      Your survival is my survival!

      Seth

      Reply
  39. wolfy says

    September 10, 2010 at 4:42 am

    WTF!!!

    Reply
  40. Wilwolf says

    September 10, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    ok seth heres gonna be ur lil survival blog for next month,war at halloween horror nights at orlando,werewolves n vampires vs darc n demons n killers,n nightmares, n fear n so much other stuff…………………….yeah its gonna be sick this year,n whoever wants to join the war meet me at the park in the coven scarezone,at midnight,only thing to fear is ,fear himself

    Reply
  41. Gabriel Castillo says

    September 10, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    Your sharp claws and teeth and real guns

    Reply
  42. Shewolf says

    September 10, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    Shewolf is alive and wilwolf takes better care of me than I could of myself.

    Reply
  43. Warewolf says

    September 10, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    So you’re the famous Shewolf, huh?

    Reply
  44. Shewolf says

    September 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Famous? What makes me so famous? I’m no one. R they talking about me again?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 11, 2010 at 10:29 pm

      Hey Shewolf,

      Do you have any more of your famous scary campfire stories for Halloween?

      For those who have not read Shewolf’s first story here is a link:

      http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=644&cpage=4#comment-3996

      Seth

      Reply
  45. SOS says

    September 10, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    It’s warewolf ,I need help! I’m in some weird cage thing !!!

    Reply
  46. SOS says

    September 10, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    PLEASE HELP!!!!! I have no idea where I’m at!!!!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 11, 2010 at 10:34 pm

      Hey Warewolf,

      Don’t panic. We’ll try to help. First give us as much information as you can.

      Do you know how you got there? What is the last thing you remember before being in the cage? What does the air smell like? Do you smell trees? The ocean? Muffins? Is it dusty? Does water go clockwise or counter-clockwise down the drain? Have you seen your captors? What is weird about the cage? What is it made of?

      Seth

      P.S. Check to see if the door is locked.

      Reply
  47. Wolf says

    September 11, 2010 at 12:39 am

    I could really go for a muffin now…… nothing to do but sit back and wait for the Full moon to come so I can change already! Hang on, I smell a Vampire. This could get UGLY.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 11, 2010 at 10:37 pm

      Hail Wolf,

      Welcome to the site. How long have you been a werewolf? Were you bitten or are you a hereditary werewolf?

      Seth

      Reply
      • Wolf says

        September 12, 2010 at 10:24 am

        Howdy Seth,
        I must thank you for your reply. As to the answer to your question, it’s a little complicated. My grandfather was a bitten werewolf and when he had children, it skipped a generation(my mother). Somehow, I got it when my father was a pure human… I think. So I don’t know what I qualify under! I want the respect that comes from being of a lycanthrope family, but I like the wildness of being a bitten.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          September 13, 2010 at 6:06 pm

          Hail Wolf,

          Lycanthropy skipping a generation is quite common. In fact it has in the past been known to skip several generations before showing up again. Since you inherited being a werewolf from someone who was bitten then you kind of get the best of both worlds. Lucky you.

          Have you transformed yet or will the upcoming full moon be your first?

          Seth

          Reply
  48. Weredude1 says

    September 11, 2010 at 11:36 am

    n others.My ealist vision was that if I stay at this store (walmart) someone i knew would show up and give me some money.It wasnt alot of money but my mom did happen to show up but i thought nothing of it…till now.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 11, 2010 at 10:42 pm

      Hail Weredude1,

      Freaky! Well that is two. Got any other visions that came true? Got any idea what the lottery numbers are going to be next week? Thanks.

      Seth

      P.S. Who is going to win the World Series?

      Reply
  49. Warewolf says

    September 12, 2010 at 10:16 am

    The cage is made of pure steel,and everything around it is like a warehouse…the captors had shades black suits And the last thing I remember is them saying something about helping some guy and killing all…or something. I think it was something a halloween thing…there is raw meat on a rusty plate near the other side of the cage -what do you thing is going on!!??!

    Reply
  50. time o STIGMA says

    September 12, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    dear seth
    my friend is a werewolf, so i devised a plan to make a dozen muffins so he would be preoccupied during the full moon, but instead, he ate the dozen muffins while he was at my house, so now im worried he ll eat them again if i make more, and like you said they arent exactly low cal, so what should i do?

    scared, crack shot survivor,
    STIGMA

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 13, 2010 at 1:15 pm

      Hail Survivor STIGMA,

      I see your problem here. You don’t want your friend to die of obesity-related illness but you do need something to keep him pacified on the full moon. Maybe I should have specified that Fluffy Jumbo Werewolf Pacifier Muffins, post-baking, should be properly stored in your emergency arsenal along with your silver-tip ballistics, duct tape and spare pants. This keeps them handy until the full moon, if not exactly fresh.

      But what now, when the damage is done? The good news is that your friend’s metabolism is likely revving in very high gear at this moment and he probably won’t experience any lasting adverse effects from the dozen muffins he already ate. If you do have the ingredients for another batch, I would advise you to wait until September 23, the day of the full moon, to bake them. Then around 9pm when your friend’s sense of smell is at its most acute the smell should lure him to your house.

      “HUH? Lure him to MY house?” you might say, “Seth are you on the lupus again?” Hang on. Let me explain. To protect your friend from himself, he requires a secure and comfortable crib to contain him until he phases back. It would be best if you planned this together but if he is not aware of his werewolf status or not convinced that his werewolfy activities are causing a problem, then you will have to prepare a room for him. The muffins then, on the full moon, can be used to bait him into this room, and hopefully keep him occupied long enough you can throw the external deadbolt.

      Thanks for writing in and for taking responsibility for your werewolf friend. He is very lucky – in fact we’re all very lucky – that he has a friend like you.

      Seth

      Reply
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